I Have a Really High Bar for Humor and Haven't Laughed at a Book in Ages. Help! Nothing Cringey, Please 本人笑点太高,很久没被书逗笑,求助,但不要尬文
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The Witch Initiated Me from the Start, So I Applied to Become Her Cultivation Cauldron 开局被魔女开光,我申请成为炉鼎
A new work is here! You can read my stories on Tomato Novel. I hope you enjoy them. Your support is what keeps me writing, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well!
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- 652 Beast Taming: From the Start, I Got a Monkey and a Cheat 御兽:开局一只猴,一个挂 [Beast Taming + Simplification + No Romance + Lighthearted Wish Fulfillment] Yi Tian transmigrates to a world of beast taming and obtains a Simplified Beast Taming System. Anything related to beast taming can be simplified. From the start, he forms a contract with a stone monkey that loves liquor! They say stone monkeys have no evolution path? Then I'll create one! Add a staff, some armor, and a cloud to ride on. Nice, that's got the right feel! When the assembled geniuses see the stone monkey s 85.8kReads9.1Score12kShelves
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The Senior Sister Who Stole My Underpants Is Going to Cultivate Immortality and Change Her Fate! 偷裤衩的师姐,竟要修仙改命了!
The cultivation novel she'd been following went on hiatus right at the steamiest part. While cursing the author for being a terrible person, Qi Yunxiang somehow transmigrated! She'd barely arrived before she was ambushed, her meridians shattered and herself paralyzed! She cursed at the heavens in fury: I don't have to be the heroine or a great hero, but why did I transmigrate into a crazy cannon-fodder supporting female character obsessed with her junior brother?! She would tear up the romance-a
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- 654 After My Husband Cheated, I Ran the Company into Bankruptcy 老公出轨后,我把公司搞破产了 After My Husband Cheated, I Ran the Company into Bankruptcy 5.8kReads—Score—Shelves
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The Cultivation World’s Number One Talisman Master 修仙界第一符修
[The rating has just been posted and will rise later] [Female-led cultivation progression fantasy + Talisman genius + Ancient gods awaken in the late game] The day Sang Yu joined an immortal sect, a genius with a Heavenly Spiritual Root appeared in the Southern Region of the cultivation world. Sword cultivation, spell cultivation, alchemy, formations, beast taming: she could choose any path she wanted. No. She just wanted to quietly paint and become a talisman cultivator! The elders of the immor
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- 656 My Desk Mate's Sugar Daddy Is My Dad 同桌的干爹是我爸 My deskmate's godfather is my dad —Reads—Score—Shelves
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My Genius Son Blackmailed Me for Billions, and My Ex-Husband the Young Master Caught Me Dancing at a Nightclub 天才儿子敲诈百亿,我下海跳舞被太子爷前夫逮到了
My genius son extorted ten billion from me, and my ex-husband, the heir apparent, caught me dancing at a club
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The Tycoon’s Son-in-Law Turns the Tables 豪门赘婿,倒反天罡
When Ye Liuqing woke up, he had become a live-in son-in-law to a wealthy family. But after three years of marriage, Ye Liuqing had endured nothing but scorn. Even the servants in the family treated him however they pleased. He bonded with the [Uphold Justice on Heaven's Behalf System]. If he successfully gets divorced, he can take a hundred billion and return to reality! Uphold Justice on Heaven's Behalf System: Being warmhearted is a path, clearing pipes is a path, and the path to a woman's hea
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- 659 While I Was Away on a Business Trip, My Home Became Their Love Hotel 人在外地出差,我家成了他们的钟点房 While I was away on a business trip, my home became their hourly hotel 3.5kReads—Score—Shelves
- 660 Flirt and Run? The Crazy Big Shot Grabs My Waist and Begs Me to Take Responsibility 撩完就跑?疯批大佬掐腰求负责 Lin Zhixing paid a fortune for a “forceful-romance puppy-like childhood sweetheart experience card.” When she opened her eyes, she found herself straddling Jin Ciyuan, the unhinged villain in Spoiled Heiress, someone no one dared to provoke. She had not only touched his abs and ripped his shirt, but also tied him to the headboard, kissed him, and casually made off with his watch worth tens of millions. But she hadn’t transmigrated into the heroine. She was the wicked biological heiress from the —Reads—Score—Shelves
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You've Got Such a Strong Old-Mannish Vibe 你身上登味好重
[Switched Daughters + Goofy Comedy + Brain-Off Fun + Face-Slapping the Powerful + Little Devil Arrives] Wan Qianlan spent twelve years bedridden, thinking she'd lie there for the rest of her life. Then one day, she transmigrated into the world of a novel and became the real daughter who had been switched at birth in a story about the real and fake heiresses! The good news: She can run, jump, curse, and hit people. The bad news: Wan Qianlan is the bad news. Twelve-year-old Wan Qianlan's inner ch
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The Evil Saintess Training Plan! 邪恶圣女养成计划!
[Travel Into a Novel and Back Out] [Super Satisfying] [Sweet Romance] [One Female Lead] [Feel-Good Story] [Ensemble Cast] [Not Infinite Flow] @Everyone currently reading: Give this a high rating and lure other readers in to get slaughtered (send me gifts, with a French accent)! After bringing the Holy Maiden home, he begins the everyday life everyone dreams of. Rent? Buying clothes? Meeting the parents? Fun! A great read! No pretensions! My new work is out! Come read it on Tomato Novel. I ho
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The Unhinged Big Shot Helps Me Thrive in the Cultivation World 疯批大佬带我在修仙界躺赢
[Invincible, Funny, Beloved by All, Slacker, Ensemble Cast, Romance] [Everyone is hopelessly in love. If that's not your thing, run!] Ye Chen, sect leader of the Xuanming Palace, was actually the Demon Realm's Supreme Sovereign. Don't ask why he was the sect leader of the Immortal Alliance. The answer is simple: he's hopelessly in love, and there's no cure. Ye Chen had eleven personal disciples, and his favorite was the eleventh. Don't ask why the eleventh was his favorite. The answer is simple:
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- 664 The Eighteen Levels of Hell: Lying is Forbidden Here 地狱十八层:这里禁止说谎 [No System, no power fantasy, no harem, no saintly protagonist. Mind games + wits and strategy + locked-room mysteries + deduction.] Chen Ran is a good person. He went to hell. This is the Tongue-Ripping Hell, where lying is forbidden, so everyone lies about their lies. Differences in how people believe lies should be handled gave rise to two major alliances. The Lie-Slayer Alliance: Lie, and you're killed instantly. The Strange-Tongue Alliance: Turn lies into the truth. A beginner's tutorial wi 76.2kReads9.1Score11.9kShelves
- 665 I Followed My Wife to a Hotel, and I Regretted It 跟踪老婆到酒店后,我后悔了 I followed my wife to a hotel, and regretted it 6.1kReads—Score—Shelves
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Back in the Entertainment Industry, I Joined Forces with Four Actresses to Set Things Right 重回娱乐圈,我带四位女明星整顿行业
Back in Showbiz, I Joined Four Actresses to Clean Up the Industry
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- 667 The Day I Lost Power, I Pushed the Uniformed Psycho Villain into Tipping Over the Table 被夺权当天,我推着穿水手服的疯批反派去掀桌 The day I lost power, I pushed the uniform-clad, unhinged villain into flipping the table —Reads—Score—Shelves
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I Dumped My Poor, Good-for-Nothing Boyfriend for a Powerful Brocade Guard 踹掉穷渣男,我选权势滔天锦衣卫
[Hilarious] + [Lighthearted] + [Good values]: How do you turn an aloof, celibate man into a clingy puppy? Rong Shu raises her hand: I know this one! She transmigrated into an orphan whose parents had died, struggling to survive while caring for her younger brother. To protect herself, she spread the word everywhere that she was involved with Wei Yan, the Commander of the Embroidered Uniform Guard. Before long, the men who had been targeting her ran off with their tails between their legs. Rong S
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- 669 Reincarnation's Eerie Station 轮回诡站 A cursed ticket leading to one horrifying incident site after another... A city shrouded in dense fog, obsessed with eradicating the very existence of "horror"... Passengers who vanish one after another, or are cursed for all eternity... Inside a dilapidated train, an amnesiac burdened by three curses awakens in the dim light, as a voice calling out "curse" sounds in his ears... "Welcome to Reincarnation Station! Passengers aboard the train, please pay attention... The next stop is... Corpse Pai 167kReads8.8Score17.7kShelves
- 670 I'm the One Who'll Deal with the Wicked Neighbor 恶邻自有我来磨 Leave It to Me to Deal with the Wicked Neighbor 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 671 The Movie Emperor Doesn’t Stick to the Script 影帝他不按剧本来 The Movie Emperor Doesn’t Stick to the Script 19Reads—Score—Shelves
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Who Needs a Day Job? I Became a Tycoon with Trash from My Spatial Farm 谁家打工人靠空间农场垃圾成首富
This novel has been adapted into a comic. The heroine only cares about making money! Making money! Making money! No needless fretting. [No CP] Lin Chu graduated from a junior college and spent years struggling in real estate, only to hit a slump in the housing market. She not only failed to make money, but was also fired after offending a coworker. She had no friends or social life, and her mother had taken the hundred thousand yuan she'd painstakingly saved. Now she could barely afford next mon
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A Must-Have for Slackers: This System Is Amazing 咸鱼必备,这个系统太好了
[Comedy + daily life + high martial arts + school setting] Zhou Fan transmigrates into a modern world of high martial arts and gets bound to an Anti-Grind System. The System wants Zhou Fan to promote the slacker mindset and encourage everyone to enjoy life. Whenever Zhou Fan works hard at cultivating, his strength regresses. But if he makes a pact with someone else, the harder they work and grind, the faster the slacker Zhou Fan grows, as a punishment for them. Zhou Fan studies the rules careful
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- 674 After Being Demoted and Quietly Giving Up, My Incompetent Boss Begged Me to Accept a Promotion 降职摆烂后,草包领导跪求我升职 After I Was Demoted and Started Slacking Off, My Incompetent Boss Begged Me on His Knees to Promote Me 2.5kReads—Score—Shelves
- 675 After Catching Them Cheating, I Became the Top Trending Topic 捉奸后,我成了热搜第一 After Catching My Partner Cheating, I Became the Top Trending Topic 48Reads—Score—Shelves
- 676 I’m a Paragon of the Righteous Path, Yet I’m Bound to a Blackmail System 我,正道楷模!身负勒索系统 Li Dao transmigrated to another world and became a famous good Samaritan. He also awakened a Super Blackmail System. Its only function was to strengthen anything he extorted! [Ding! Extortion successful. Southern Bright Li Fire has been upgraded to Southern Bright Divine Fire.] … And so, Li Dao extorted prodigies while maintaining his image as a paragon of righteousness. The Saintess came to break off their engagement? She'd better watch her step on the way back. The Holy Son came to provoke hi 7kReads8.8Score553Shelves
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I Am the Concept God! I Suppress Eternal Wonders! 我!概念神!镇压万古奇迹!
[Miracles Awaken]+ [High-Energy Action]+ [Sequence Containment]+ [Superpower Academy]+ [Plot-Focused]+ [Character Growth]+ [Slow Burn] Fifty years ago, people discovered a colossal angel statue on the floor of the Atlantic Ocean. Its face was twisted in a fierce grimace, and it stood guard over a massive bronze gate behind it. Seven days later, the angel vanished without a trace, and the bronze gate was opened. From that moment on, the world entered the “Age of Miracles,” when spiritual qi reviv
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- 678 The Perfect 50-50 Split 完美AA制 The Perfect 50-50 Split 1.2kReads—Score—Shelves
- 679 Big Sister Sponsor, Please Accept Your Little Wolf 金主姐姐,请签收你的小狼狗 Sugar Mama, Please Accept Your Puppy Boy 109Reads—Score—Shelves
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High School: I'm Definitely Not Wang Jiahao 高校:我才不是嘉豪王
[Comedy] [Jiahao] [Way too much urea content, come and judge for yourself!] Lin Han transmigrates into the body of a student about to enter his final year of high school, and awakens a System. Just when Lin Han thinks the System will make his rise to success effortless, he discovers that it really is a damn dog. What the hell kind of System is a God-Tier Jiahao System?
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Livestream: From the Start, One Sentence Makes the School Beauty Cry 直播:开局一句话气哭校花
[Livestreaming + Comedy + No Romance + Infuriating + Shameless] After binding himself to a Hatred Farming System, Xu Muge stops acting like a decent person. At university military training, he steals the campus beauty's drink from the start, then makes her cry with a single remark. On livestream, he constantly unleashes savage, sarcastic takedowns on his viewers. He writes a novel, then leaves it on a cliffhanger at the climax for half a month, making readers so furious they want to mail him raz
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- 682 I Turned the Whole Class of Underachievers Around, and You Call Me a Homeroom Teacher? 秀翻整个学渣班,你管这叫班主任 Reborn as the homeroom teacher of a class of good-for-nothings, Lu Ze gets the [Super Hardcore Teacher System]. Lu Ze: Nice to meet you. How about this: Class monitor, make a group chat and add everyone. Class monitor: Sure thing, Mr. Lu. The next second. Lu Ze: All right, the 25 students who’ve joined the group, hand over your phones. What kind of teacher is this? What a scam! Another time. Lu Ze: Come on, everyone, repeat after me: “Though old, I am still strong; though my hair is white, my am 4.4kReads9.5Score542Shelves
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The Haunted Playground 诡蜮乐园
[Not a power fantasy + light supernatural elements + infinite worlds + comedy] A world beyond reality, the secrets of higher dimensions laid bare, the sails of miracles unfurled. A mysterious letter opens the way to a strange new world. Heartbeats, blood, fear... They spread out from the Paradise World, sending ripples through the peaceful main world. Welcome to the Strange Realm Paradise! [This is a long story... Be patient and read on, everyone. Let's wait and see.]
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The Fake Heiress Lacks Virtue in Every Way, and She'll Really Spill the Tea 假千金五行缺德,有瓜她真敢爆啊
[Completed] After Wen Xia finishes her quick transmigration missions, she learns that in her original world she was just a short-lived cannon-fodder character: a fake heiress in a wealthy family, a bit player in the entertainment industry, and a beautiful, weak, and foolish nobody among cannon fodder. Even her death was completely unoriginal. After reading the bare-bones plot, she says, “You all carry on. My corpse isn't feeling too good, so I'm leaving.” Her former future mother-in-law: “Here's
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After My Soul Transmigrated, I Raided Their Home and Made My Escape 魂穿后,我先偷家跑路了
[The Male Lead Appears Later] Mu Ning deeply regrets staying up all night playing games until she died. Well, she died, but not all the way, and she can accept that: she’s ended up in a parallel world resembling the 1970s and 1980s of her previous life. What she can’t accept is the mess left behind by the original owner of this body. What can she do? She uses her pocket dimension to empty the house, then takes her brother to the countryside without a backward glance, completely forgetting to lea
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- 686 The Trial-Room Maid 试房丫鬟 The House-Testing Maid —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 687 A Top Hunter's Guide to Turning the Tables 顶级猎手反杀指南 A Top Hunter’s Guide to Turning the Tables 31Reads—Score—Shelves
- 688 A Weasel Demands a Title, So I Reveal My Purple-Robed Celestial Master's True Form 黄皮子讨封,我亮出紫袍天师法身 Humorous and hilarious + traditional supernatural folklore + spirit medium rituals + no System Zhang Tiezhu staggers home drunk one night. He runs into a tailless weasel that asks him for a blessing. The weasel asks, “Do I look more like a human or a god to you?” “Heh... You look like your grandma’s leg!” The weasel says, “...Brother Zhang, cut it out. Give me a proper answer!” Zhang Tiezhu says, “Weasel, let me tell you: these days, you have to believe in science!” The weasel says, “I’m a Yello 48.7kReads8.9Score7kShelves
- 689 This Protagonist Won't Take Orders, So I'm Done 这届主角不服管,老子不干了 [Recruiting protagonists + ensemble cast + slow start] The black-hearted System gives me an impossible mission: make the urban war god, the miraculous doctor, the martial arts prodigy, the Dragon King God of War, the reincarnated emperor, the blind Sword Sovereign, the reincarnation, the reborn one... submit to me. What the hell? They’re all absurdly powerful protagonists. You expect them to take me as their boss? I quit! 101kReads9.6Score11.4kShelves
- 690 After Winning a Hundred Million, I Became My Company's Savior 中奖一个亿后,我成了公司救世主 [The rating just came out, but it'll slowly improve! No risk in getting on board!] Shen Yanshen casually bought two lottery tickets and won a hundred million. His miserable working life was over for good, and from then on he lived in a mansion and drove a Mercedes. His ex-girlfriend, who had once looked down on him for being poor, came back in tears, begging him to take her back. Shen Yanshen kicked her a hundred meters away. “Get as far away as you can. Can't you see I'm washing my wife's feet? 3kReads5.9Score116Shelves
- 691 She Is a Man 她是男人 She Is a Man 35Reads—Score—Shelves
- 692 I’m a Dual-Personality Surgeon, Professionally a Ripper 我,双面手术师,职业开膛手 Some call him Miracle Doctor Lu, while others call him Lu the Skinner. Some owe their battlefield dominance to the mechanical limbs he fitted them with; others have breathed their last beneath his surgical knife. He can save someone on the brink of death, or make a corpse disappear without a trace. By day, he is the warmest kindness in the world; by night, he is a terror that makes the whole world tremble. A scalpel rests between his fingers: one side is a demon, the other an angel. His name is 20kReads9.4Score2.2kShelves
- 693 The Entertainment Industry’s Guide to Hunting for Love 娱乐圈猎爱法则 The Rules of Love Hunting in the Entertainment Industry 9Reads—Score—Shelves
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This Female Ghost Is Too Fierce 这只女鬼太猛了
Reading novels is all about having fun. If you enjoy supernatural comedies and absurd humor, this is the book for you. Zhao Wenlong is an ordinary college student from a small mountain village. He was only planning to work as a male model over the summer to earn some spending money, but before he could even start, his grandfather, who had been dead for six months, showed up at his door. From then on, the gears of his ordinary life began to turn in a new direction. It all started with that fierce
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How Can I Cultivate Without Cheats? 不开挂我修什么仙
[Signed for publication] [Two male leads + cultivation + ensemble cast + equally matched leads + transmigrate into a book + hilarious, passionate wish-fulfillment story] A goofy, flashy show-off who always has a trick up his sleeve, 0 × the cultivation world's number-one prodigy, a cold-faced, adorable natural-born airhead, 1 Unconventionally handsome 0 and beautiful 1, mutual devotion, powerful leads, and a protagonist team with cheat abilities who never have to suffer Xie Weixing was an FPS (
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- 696 It's My Fault for Being Too Strong: I Scared the System Out of Its Wits from the Start 怪我太强,开局吓蹦了系统 The System submits to me and becomes my slave from the start? It gets so scared that it destroys its own intelligence program? I cause a sensation across the Nine Heavens the moment I’m born? “On my first contact with the spiritual energy of heaven and earth, I awakened the supreme Innate Great Dao Physique, which can fuse countless Great Daos!” “On my first breath, I awakened the innate ability ‘Devour Heaven and Earth,’ which can consume the energy of all things in the world and make it my o 11.6kReads8.9Score1.1kShelves
- 697 A Country Bumpkin Comes to the City, Nothing Is Off-Limits 山炮进城,百无禁忌 Dapao guards the village. Evil spirits stay away, and a hundred ghosts give it a wide berth! Chen Dapao was born and his parents died. At four, he sent off all twenty-four members of his clan. Raised on meals provided by the villagers, he leaves for the city after guarding his village for eighteen years... His motto in life: Make money, make money, and make more money; chase women, chase women, and chase more women... Now, please join us in enjoying this rare and refreshingly unconventional nove 10.6kReads8.8Score958Shelves
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My Disciple Became a Great Emperor by Doing Nothing, While Sacred Beasts Beg to Be Her Pets 女徒弟躺成大帝,圣兽哭着当宠物
[Lighthearted comedy] [Mortal master] [Love rivals] [Satisfying fantasy] [Gap moe] After transmigrating to a world of immortal cultivation, Zhou Tian only wanted to quietly tend a patch of land. But everything he planted turned out to be a powerful being. He killed a Great Emperor with one swing of his hoe and yanked an Immortal Emperor down by the ear. The four stunning female disciples he took in studied diligently in public but slacked off in secret. They became empresses just by eating and d
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- 699 I’ll Take Your Daughter 你女儿我收下了 I’ll Take Your Daughter 354Reads—Score—Shelves
- 700 EN Can’t This Entire Sect Scrounge Up a Single Decent Person? 全宗上下,拼不出一个好人? [System + invincible + the Myriad Worlds + fiercely protective + sect fiercely protective + decisive and ruthless + master schemer] Chu Luo, a disciple of the Forbidden Sect, has maxed out his comprehension and mastered a whole arsenal of forbidden techniques. But an accident leads him into the sect’s forbidden grounds. Just as he is about to be expelled for breaking the rules, his master, who has been in seclusion for ages, breaks through to the Great Emperor realm and emerges in time! Master: 147.6kReads9.2Score14.6kShelves

















































