I Have a Really High Bar for Humor and Haven't Laughed at a Book in Ages. Help! Nothing Cringey, Please 本人笑点太高，很久没被书逗笑，求助，但不要尬文

1. 551 咒 Jujutsu Kaisen: Am I Sukuna? Summoning Gojo at 2.5 咒回：我成宿坨？召唤2点5条悟 I Live to Wear Slippers活着就是为了穿拖鞋Anime Fanfiction220k WordsOngoing [Jujutsu Kaisen] [Sukuo] [Ten Types of Area Technique] [Malevolent Shrine] [Comedy] [Sukuo versus Sukuna?] [2.5 Gojo] [Hajime Kashimo, Mango Dice] [Absurd] [Legendary Quotes] Zhuhui was just arguing with an online commenter about who would win in a fight between Sukuo and the lower half of 2.5 Gojo. But after winning the argument, he unexpectedly became Sukuo himself! The moment he arrives, he comes face to face with the King of Curses, Sukuna, just released on parole after a thousand years in p 16.4kReads9.0Score1.3kShelves

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   ?! Merely?!

2. 552 大 A Great Traitor? No! A Great Scoundrel 大奸臣？不！大贱臣 Cang Nan Jun沧南君Historical135k WordsOngoing Qin Jian transmigrates into the body of Great Xia's youngest Left Chancellor. Before he can even laugh out loud, one piece of bad news after another comes crashing down on him... His military authority has been taken away, his pockets are empty, his trusted aide has betrayed him, his fiancee has broken off their engagement, and the emperor will have his head as soon as he returns tomorrow. Qin Jian: "...Fine." He decides to live differently. If he can't be a treacherous minister, then he'll 41Reads—Score—Shelves

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   I almost died laughing at these two books, especially the first one. What kind of kind person lives on the third floor and gets hit by such incredible luck? [Facepalm][facepalm][facepalm]

3. 553 大 Great Qin: Emperor Qin Shi Huang, I Really Don't Want to Live Off You! 大秦：始皇帝，我真不吃软饭啊！ The King of Qin Circles the Pig秦王绕猪Historical1.5M WordsCompleted [The Analects + Hilarious + Cunning + Lighthearted + His Majesty Zheng + Shamelessly Stealing + Absolutely Outrageous] Qin Feng inexplicably transmigrates to the Qin dynasty before Qin unifies the six states, and the First Emperor overhears his thoughts. The two then embark on a hilarious daily battle of wits. “Qin Feng, tell me, what does ‘The Master does not speak of prodigies, force, disorder, or spirits’ mean?” “It means the Master doesn’t want to talk to you, and will use brute force to bea 45.1kReads9.5Score4.5kShelves

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   Look at you, I wonder how high your threshold for laughter is.

4. 554 新 On Our Wedding Night, I Used My Black Card to Hire Male Models 新婚夜，我拿黑卡点男模 Chi Yanqing池宴清Modern Romance301k WordsCompleted [Alternate universe + doting romance + chaste male lead + marriage of convenience + stepmother] Sheng Nongxia transmigrated into a book, becoming an orphan who married in place of her cousin, who had run away from her wedding. She became the villain’s stepmother in the original story. Her role was to make the villain’s tragic backstory even more miserable, until he eventually worked hard to rise above his circumstances and made her a disposable extra. Sheng Nongxia: ...I don’t know what to say. 962Reads8.9Score103Shelves

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   It's kind of funny. The male lead is 33, the female lead is 23, and they have a 16-year-old son whose origins are unknown. Their resumes say they're a perfect couple, so the male lead probably doesn't have a child as young as 17.

5. 555 说 I Said I'd Be a Treacherous Official, So How Did I Become a Legend? 说好当奸臣，怎么名垂青史了 Plankton the Lab Rat做实验的痞老板Ancient Romance12k WordsCompleted I said I wanted to be a treacherous minister, so how did I end up immortalized in history? 14kReads—Score530Shelves
6. 556 你 You’re a Game Designer, So Why Are You Filing Reports at the Police Station Every Day? 你个游戏设计师，天天警局备案？ Call Me Great Lord叫我大官人Urban1.3M WordsCompleted [Extremely Illegal] [Come Get Me] [Not Human] [Livestream Meme Mayhem] [Hilarious] PS: This is a lighthearted, funny story full of livestream antics and memes. After transmigrating to a parallel world, Chu Sheng awakens a god-tier game designer System. He gets streamers and viewers worked up, earns emotional points, and unlocks more games. But Chu Sheng discovers that every game he unlocks is way too illegal! He unlocks Thief Simulator and makes Dai Xiaomei cry. But the robbery is so realistic t 25.1kReads9.2Score3.5kShelves
7. 557 关 How I Forgot to Clock In, Became an Unregistered Person, Transmigrated to Another World, and Became Lady Meng 关于我忘打卡成为黑户穿越到异世界当孟婆这件事 Xiao Kenai萧轲奈6k WordsCompleted How I Forgot to Clock In, Became an Undocumented Person, and Transmigrated to Another World to Become Meng Po 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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   [Sending hearts][Sending hearts][Sending hearts][Sending hearts]

8. 558 这 This Emperor Is Not Only Lazy, He’s Also Rude 这个皇帝不仅摆烂，还没有素质 Three Jin of Grapes三斤葡萄Historical1.9M WordsCompleted Ying Yi transmigrated into a strange dynasty and became an emperor! But Ying Yi had no desire to be emperor. All he wanted was to find a reasonable way to die and abdicate as soon as possible, so he could go back and inherit his hundreds of billions in wealth! So he set out on a path of nonstop suicide by bad decisions! Politics is all about compromise, but Ying Yi never compromises! The empress dowager wreaking havoc in the harem? He chews her out! The literary, lovesick empress? He chews her o 96.3kReads9.2Score9.7kShelves
9. 559 魔 Mo Dao: Cangse Sanren, Stop Planting Wei Ying in the Ground! 魔道：藏色散人不要再把魏婴种进土里了！ Xiao Kenai萧轲奈6k WordsCompleted Demonic Path: Cangse Sanren, Stop Planting Wei Ying in the Ground! 20Reads—Score—Shelves
10. 560 鲨 The Wacko Villainess Has a Vicious Script, and the Brooding Male Lead Becomes Her Biggest Admirer 鲨雕女配手握恶毒剧本，阴湿男主成了顶级爱慕 Slightly Spicy Braised Eggplant红烧茄子薇辣Modern Romance300k WordsOngoing [Goofy Heroine x Brooding Male Ghost] [Unhinged Antics] [Everyone Finds Redemption] After being an online troll and having someone write a twenty-thousand-word smear piece about her, she actually gets transmigrated into it! Bai Muzhao is the vicious supporting female character who constantly humiliates the male lead, Shen Wangchen, and ultimately gets turned into an eighty-eight-course banquet. Bai Muzhao looks at the future big shot currently underfoot, and half her lifespan is sucked away. To 7.6kReads7.8Score1.1kShelves

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    I read a book that made me laugh so hard my mom was afraid I'd really go crazy. She asked me if I'd been traumatized.

11. 561 错 I Mistook a Horror Game for a Dating Show and Accidentally Became a Legend 错把恐怖游戏当恋综一不小心封神 Why Is Magic So Powerful?魔法怎么这么灵呀Mystery547k WordsCompleted [No CP + Power Fantasy + Nonstop Thrills] Song Yi, who has cancer, suddenly gets bound to a Dating Show System. After entering the game, he doesn’t question why his role on the dating show is an abusive husband. Given an abusive husband’s script and trapped in a loop with a 99.999 murder rate, he’s stuck in a notoriously deadly newbie game. The viewers pray that the poor guy won’t die too quickly. Then Song Yi, who gets chased by ghosts every night, gives the ghosts psychological trauma instead. 20.7kReads9.3Score2.7kShelves
12. 562 穿 Transmigrate into a Book: I Pushed Shen Qingqiu into the Endless Abyss 穿书之我把沈清秋推进无间深渊 Xiao Kenai萧轲奈Female-Channel Fanfiction10k WordsCompleted After I Transmigrated into a Book, I Pushed Shen Qingqiu into the Abyss of Endless Torment 266Reads—Score117Shelves
13. 563 你 Why Mess With Him? He's an Eighty-Year-Old Geezer With Cancer 你惹他干嘛？他八旬老登还患癌 Bao Yi Si A报一丝啊Urban525k WordsCompleted [Original Novel of the Hit Short Drama] Qin Mu transmigrated, becoming not only an eighty-year-old man with no family, but also a terminal cancer patient with less than three months to live. Zero resistance to physical attacks, maxed-out resistance to magic. With an overpowered buff on his side, Qin Mu doesn't have to put up with anyone! On the subway, he smacks a self-righteous young woman who falsely accuses him of secretly filming her. On the basketball court, he smacks the square-dancing aun 9.6kReads8.0Score891Shelves
14. 564 这 How Has This Cultivation Sect With Way Too Many Gimmicks Survived Until Now? 这个要素过多的修仙门派是怎么撑到现在的 Xiao Kenai萧轲奈7k WordsCompleted How Has This Cultivation Sect with Way Too Many Elements Managed to Survive Until Now? —Reads—Score—Shelves
15. 565 怪 Tales of the Strange: What Kind of Taoist Priest Is So Devoid of Virtue? 怪谈：谁家道士五行缺德啊？ Mao Erbai毛二百Urban336k WordsCompleted (No heroine + hilarious + Taoist priest + eerie mysteries + urban legends + national destiny) A thick fog blankets the world, and the only way to clear it is to complete supernatural trials. After failing three trials in a row, the fourth one chooses Chen Yang to represent the Dragon Kingdom. But the moment Chen Yang enters the trial, he freezes. The good news: He draws a one-of-a-kind attack skill. Its power depends on a person's virtue: the more virtuous they are, the stronger the attack. The 2.2kReads8.4Score241Shelves
16. 566 让 I Was Asked to Manage a Class of Good-for-Nothings, So How Did It Become the Martial God Hall? 让你代管废材班，怎么成武神殿了 A Heart Facing the Sun向阳的心Urban5.0M WordsOngoing [Ensemble cast + slow-burn character growth early on + fake enlightenment + comedy + teacher-student bond (it only takes off in the middle and later parts, so don’t read if that’s not your thing)] Three homeroom teachers were driven away in half a month. Class Five, Grade One was full of little tyrants, and every student was a hopeless martial arts talent. Even with the director of academic affairs offering an extremely generous salary, no one would take charge of them. That was when Su Yang act 64.6kReads9.4Score5.2kShelves

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    I'm not a shill, this book is genuine. It avoids stale tropes and that kind of over-the-top, clichéd writing that's tiresome to read. It's a genuinely hilarious, ensemble-style, and incredibly satisfying read. I've read countless books in both male and female genres, so trust my judgment—you won't be able to put it down once you start.

17. 567 娘 My Alluring Wife, the Young Lord Willingly Traps Himself 娘子诱人，小公爷甘心画地为牢 A Hibiscus Plant一株木槿Ancient Romance444k WordsCompleted Chu Mingxi, the only son of the Grand Princess and Duke of Rong, is strikingly handsome and adored by countless women in the capital. But the Grand Princess is beside herself with worry over her son's marriage. At the Dragon Boat Festival banquet, when Chu Mingxi is pressed to marry, he points at He Qinyao, who's quietly eating in the back, and declares, “I want her!” The Grand Princess takes one look and immediately decides, “Fine, I approve!” He Qinyao, singled out of nowhere, is baffled and s 16.9kReads9.2Score1.1kShelves

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    You absolutely have to watch this! The anime series is hilarious too.

18. 568 娘 My Wife Is Actually a Female Demon Lord 娘子竟是女魔头 Toast Toast土司吐司Historical2.5M WordsCompleted After transmigrating, Wang You found himself married on the spot. Not only did he become a county magistrate, he also got to marry a beautiful bride... But on their wedding night, he was poisoned and carried away. His wife's family are a band of local tyrants, every one of them a peerless martial artist. In a tiny county yamen, there are more than ten people scheming against one another. The maid who is always smiling can take down more than a dozen burly men. His wife practices martial arts eve 35.7kReads9.0Score3.5kShelves

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    The first book features a male protagonist who conceals his identity as a martial arts master, quietly working as a county magistrate. Unexpectedly, his wife is a member of a demonic sect. When her identity is exposed and she goes on the run, the protagonist begins his scheme...

19. 569 系 The System Is Online? What About My Time-Stop Ability? 系统上线？那我的时停神通咋办？ I Am the King of Salted Fish我乃咸鱼王Urban279k WordsOngoing Urban fantasy + the Myriad Worlds + laugh-out-loud twists + scheming troublemaker + satisfying power-up Also known as Stopped Time? No, You Don’t Need It Anymore! and After the System Sealed My Time-Stop Ability, I Could Only Get Stronger by Stirring Things Up Ever since Qin Shi became an orphan, he had possessed the ability to stop time. It only lasted 60 seconds, but it was enough to ensure that he never lost a group fight, occasionally sneak a peek during exams, rake in money at the casino, a 4Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Judging from his tags, it seems to be a system + prank + multiple female leads + multiple worlds + light suspense + light science fiction, which is indeed well designed [thinking]. The jokes are not just copied from the ground up, and there seems to be a hidden plot. I wonder if the author can keep it up. How about a few brothers come and give the author a taste of the flavor?

20. 570 开EN I Start by Handing Over a Cultivation World, and the Nation Wants Me to Become an Immortal First 开局上交修仙界，国家让我先成仙 Beautiful Onion美丽的洋葱Eastern Fantasy1.8M WordsOngoing “Chief, I request permission to hand over an unclaimed cultivation world.” “This world is rich in resources and abundant in spiritual energy. I recommend taking it over as soon as possible.” Lu Li transmigrates to a cultivation world and becomes a low-ranking mine slave in a demonic sect. Without an old master or a System to guide him, he thinks he'll have to cultivate the hard way. But by chance, he awakens a twin-fish jade pendant that can contact Huaxia. The news shocks the entire country, an 259.2kReads9.2Score31.2kShelves
21. 571 我 You Might Not Be Able to Handle This Old Lady! 我这口老奶你只怕承受不住！ Grief Scattered on the Wind离恨纷飞Urban2.7M WordsCompleted [Class changes for everyone + everyday life + team-ups + beating up teammates] After transmigrating to a world where everyone changes class, Mu Feng becomes a rich second-generation kid. His clan is huge, and everyone his age is a genius. Am I a genius too? But the entire Mu family is a complete mess?! Great! Grab a bucket and run! He changes into a jack-of-all-trades Paladin, but what’s with these class skills: “Free your hands!”, “Let yourself go!”, and “Believe me, you can become light too!”? 22.1kReads8.7Score1.8kShelves

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    You can check out these two books; they're quite funny. They're not cringeworthy.

22. 572 这 This Real Young Master Is No Gentleman, and He Throws Himself at a Bad Girl 这真少爷不正经，主动投怀坏女 Magical Little Crow神奇小乌鸦Urban218k WordsOngoing [Eating, eating, eating] [Multiple Heroines] [Campus Romance] [Surreal Comedy] [Succubus + Scheming Male Lead + White Moonlight Who Didn’t Die + Chasing the Male Lead + Sweet and Angsty] Su Yibai read a surreal wish-fulfillment novel, only to find that its ending had the long-lost real young master return to his family, get framed by the Su siblings, and then forgive them outright! The accusation was just a misunderstanding, and soon the domineering older brother became his doting big bro, while 273Reads—Score169Shelves

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    Attention! This wealthy young master is actually the sixth son!

23. 573 直 Livestream: The Cultivation World Has Turned Into a Meme, What Does That Have to Do with Me? 直播：修真界变沙雕，关我何事？ Enjoying the Ride坐享骑乘Eastern Fantasy1.4M WordsCompleted Chen Feng transmigrated to the Mysterious Realm and started a livestreaming career. The System, which clearly had no regard for human decency, gave him a pile of bizarre skills. From then on, the world of cultivation got a whole lot weirder. [Voice of Filial Piety, Expert Appraisal Edition]: What is filial piety? What is love? Do you know the greatness of a mother's love? [Paper-Cutting People, Li Goushou Edition]: All-in-one funeral rites and ghost salvation. [Fifty-Cent Special Effects]: What? 29.4kReads9.2Score3.3kShelves
24. 574 惊 Horrifying! I'm the Holy Father in a World of the Weird 惊悚，我在诡异世界当圣父 Three Jin of Grapes三斤葡萄Mystery594k WordsCompleted Liu Shu is a young man who grew up in a village. He is determined to become a respected paragon of virtue, just like his father! To achieve this goal, he leads by example! He treats a deaf-mute uncle who refuses to see doctors for his toothache! Zombie: “He pulled out every single one of my teeth. How can they still hurt when they’re all gone? What? My gums hurt? That’s not his problem. He only deals with toothaches!” He builds houses for the lonely elderly in town! Cannibal chef: “The bricks yo 10.5kReads9.2Score1.4kShelves

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    The first two were the funniest. They were eerie but not particularly scary, not deliberately funny, and not vulgar. The protagonist was invincible but thought he was just an ordinary person (in his eyes, the supernatural were the same as people). You could never predict what he would do next, yet every step he took ended up hurting the supernatural, breaking its defenses, and making it wish it were dead. The third book featured a similar character and was also quite funny. Feel free to comment and reply with similar funny stories. There are still too few truly funny stories; many are silly, vulgar, obscure, or predictable from the beginning—nine and a half out of ten are uninteresting. These three eerie stories are the funniest I've found so far.

25. 575 豪 After the Tycoon Wife's Thoughts Are Read, the Melon Patch Is Full of Spies 豪门夫人被读心后，瓜田里都是猹 Leisurely and Carefree悠悠哉又哉Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [The Whole Family Hears Her Thoughts + Gossip + Everyone’s Darling + Wealthy Family + Showbiz] Ji Fei’s soul was accidentally summoned into the wrong body, and she transmigrated into a wealthy wife who was about to get divorced. [Oh wow! After the divorce, I’ll be rich, gorgeous, and single. Who needs a husband? Huh? I was framed… Divorce! Hurry up and divorce me! If they uncover the truth, I’ll never get away!] President Qin, who was about to sign the divorce papers: ??? Before long, the compan 28.4kReads9.2Score4.4kShelves

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    The female lead is falsely accused of wanting a divorce right from the start, but the male lead can hear her thoughts, so the divorce is put on hold to enjoy the gossip first. The female lead is always at the forefront of gossip, with connections everywhere, guaranteeing the authenticity and accuracy of the information. She genuinely enjoys the gossip and acts accordingly, with impeccable morals. [Full][Full]

26. 576 哪 What Ghosts? I Have No Idea! 哪有诡？我不道啊！ The Extender of Typos错别字之伸Mystery196k WordsOngoing [Overpowered + horrifying yet hilarious + no heroine + the real deal] Chen Yuan, whose identity is a mystery, arrives in a world of horror. Having grown up in the ghost realm, his perception of things is just a little off... Armed with the [Performer’s Survival Guide] his master gave him, he sets out to revive a traditional performing arts troupe... [Harmonious Neighborhood] The ghosts: W-what? You mean listening costs money too, and it's compulsory? [Horror Train] The conductor: The boss has 2.4kReads7.1Score285Shelves
27. 577 仙 Life in the Immortal Realm Is Too Hard. Luckily, I Can Go Down to the Mortal World and Throw My Weight Around 仙界太苦，幸好我能下界作威作福 Masked Big Brother Huang蒙面的大黄哥Eastern Fantasy1.1M WordsCompleted The Immortal Realm is a prison. Once inside, no one can return to the cultivation worlds unless they have surpassed the Immortal Emperor realm. Then one day, Chen Ansheng, a lowly office drone in the Immortal Realm, digs up a stone that can bridge the gulf between heaven and earth, allowing him to descend to countless worlds in the form of an immortal. From that day on, Chen Ansheng can’t help but sigh: “I wasted the first half of my life. It was only after coming to the lower realms that I lear 8.9kReads8.3Score944Shelves

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    A lighthearted, invincible, system-based novel that made me laugh until my stomach hurt in the middle of the night. The first book is already finished; I read it in one go and had a blast. The protagonist in the second book is incredibly wicked; he specifically targets other people's ancestral graves.

28. 578 说 The Whole Sect Was Supposed to Disappear, So Why Are They All Sneaking Looks at Me? 说好的全宗失踪，怎么都在偷看我 Frostfall Fish霜降鱼Eastern Fantasy1.2M WordsOngoing [Fresh Premise + Power Fantasy + Dramatic Information Gap + Ensemble Cast + Top-Tier Talent] After arriving in a fantasy world, Ning Fan becomes a candidate for the outer sect of the top power, the Taiyi True Sect. One day, the unremarkable Ning Fan wakes as usual, only to discover, to his shock, that the entire sect is deserted! The System appears and tells him that in three years, a great calamity will befall the world. When it does, ninety-nine percent of all living beings will perish! To pro 31.8kReads7.2Score3kShelves

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    Laughter is also laughter

29. 579 急 Help! I Accidentally Called My Boss “Honey”! 急！把老板叫成老公怎么办？ Raising Cthulhu in the Fridge在冰箱养克苏鲁Two Male Leads271k WordsCompleted [Two male leads] [Absurd office drones] [Comedy] [Both are each other's first and only] [Mutual devotion] Signing a formal contract is like legally registering your marriage. Signing an open-ended contract is like promising to grow old together. Yun Jingqiu took his boss-and-husband theory to heart, condemning husbands who wanted everything in a marriage but refused to pay for anything. Then one day, he finally slipped up. He blurted out to his boss, “Honey.” Yun Jingqiu had already figured out 2.2kReads9.0Score362Shelves

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    The author's writing is superb. The protagonist is a white-collar worker, but it's not awkward at all. The lower rating is probably because not many people have read it yet. The author really understands ordinary people; the story is full of life and feels so real. The characters are all great and funny—it gives you that feeling of being driven crazy by work. Seriously, I highly recommend it to anyone who's interested! It's incredibly good!!!

30. 580 我 I'm Liu Shan, Not a Good-for-Nothing 我刘禅不是草包 Li Ze Cheng Dui丽泽成兑Historical112k WordsOngoing "W-why... why not... eat meat gruel?" After Liu Shan died, he discovered that his soul had actually possessed the fool Emperor Sima Zhong of the Great Jin. "What? I, Ah Dou, have become... a fool!" "Damn it, this fool can't even piss by himself!" "What the hell, how can this fool's wife be as ugly as a sow!" "So... someone altered the imperial edict left by the fool's father!" "Th-those two are trying to kill me too?" Luckily, I'm a fool, so no one is on guard against me! 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Mao Sui recommends himself, history is hilarious, from beginning to end! Liu Shan possesses the body of the fool Sima Zhong, if you're not going to be funny, feel free to criticize me.

31. 581 长 You're This Gorgeous, and You Still Want to Break Off the Engagement? 长得这么好看，你还想退婚？ Three Lamps and Five Chickens三灯五鸡Eastern Fantasy2.5M WordsCompleted [Laugh Rating: ★★★★★] [Xianxia fantasy + transmigration + no System + absurd comedy + if you like power fantasies, this isn't for you + the easily offended should beware + please check your brain at the door before reading] To keep the Six Realms at peace, the ancient Sword God perished alongside the Demon Ancestor, then defied fate and began cultivating anew. Before dying, the Demon Ancestor laid a curse on him, causing him to lose his memories after being reborn. He remembers only his life bef 31.1kReads8.0Score2.7kShelves

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    It's worth watching, and there are also short dramas.

32. 582 刚 I Just Became an Elder of the Law Enforcement Hall, and You Arrested the Sect Master? 刚升执法堂长老，你把宗主抓了？ Geng Geng庚庚Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsOngoing [Satisfying Read + Lighthearted + Defying the Powerful + Shocking + Unyielding + Not a Mystery] Cao Li was an ordinary captain in the Discipline Hall of Lingyang Sect. He was promoted to elder because he was shamelessly perceptive and skilled at navigating social situations. Then Cao Li awakened the Law Enforcement System. Upholding justice earned him rewards. Cao Li immediately changed from a smooth operator into an impartial and incorruptible enforcer. At first, Tang Jinchun, who had recommend 14.3kReads8.4Score1.3kShelves
33. 583 让 I Told You to Confess, So Why Did You Hit on the Underworld Boss's Daughter? 让你表白，你找上黑道千金？ Mu Twenty-Nine暮二十九Urban1.5M WordsCompleted [System + family + one heroine + sweet everyday romance + lighthearted comedy] Su Jiang is a first-year university student who unexpectedly awakens a System. [Host, confess your feelings to someone of the opposite sex within thirty seconds. Fail, and you die immediately!] With no other choice, Su Jiang confesses to An Rou, the class beauty, in front of the whole class. Su Jiang: “An Rou, I like you. Would you go out with me?” An Rou: “What do you like about me?” Su Jiang: “Uh… your legs are real 57.1kReads9.4Score5.9kShelves

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    Reborn into the world's number one sect, it should have been a perfect start. But Chu Xinghe discovered that his cultivation path was somewhat unusual. Could he become invincible simply by destroying his own sect? Building the world's number one sect wasn't easy, but destroying it was? Chu Xinghe found it was far from easy. He racked his brains to bring down his own sect, but each time the result only made the sect stronger—what was the meaning of that? Countless years later, at the pinnacle of martial arts, Chu Xinghe looked silently at the sect that had become invincible under his "efforts." Someone asked him, "What made you so invincible all the way to this point?" Chu Xinghe: "Would you believe me if I said I only wanted to destroy my own sect?" Everyone bowed in admiration. Without destruction, there is no construction; indeed, the thoughts of the Jade Emperor were beyond the comprehension of mortals.

34. 584 霸 The Domineering Rooster Falls in Love with Me 霸道公鸡爱上我 The Ultimate Lazybones超绝懒癌圣体6k WordsCompleted The Bossy Rooster Falls in Love with Me 13Reads—Score—Shelves
35. 585 道 Fellow Daoist, Got Any Spirit Stones on You? 道友：身上有灵石否？ Old Tales in Red Are Gone红陈往事已矣Eastern Fantasy3.6M WordsCompleted [No System + traditional fantasy + master schemer + many women + decisive and ruthless + lighthearted power fantasy] In front of a crowd, he gets hit with the classic broken-engagement scene. The protagonist, Gu Feng, smiles faintly: “Hey, you. I don’t mind you breaking off the engagement. But first, let’s work out the breakup compensation!” He takes out a golden abacus. Having prepared for this, he turns the tables and extorts four million spirit stones from his fiancée. “Ex, no, sucker, take c 11.2kReads8.2Score1.2kShelves
36. 586 那 The Cultivators We Used to Chop Up Together 那些年，我们一起砍过的修仙者 Squirrel Under the Mushroom House蘑菇屋下的松鼠Eastern Fantasy2.1M WordsCompleted (Everyman’s cultivation + no System) Unlike traditional xianxia, don’t read if that’s not your thing. That year, a seven-year-old boy took his little sister into the cultivation world. Then all the cultivators went crazy! When you set out to cultivate, it doesn’t matter if you have talent, treasures, or lucky opportunities. But there’s one thing you must remember: there’s one person you must never provoke. Even though this person isn’t a cultivator at all. His blade is faster than light, so fast 162.2kReads9.3Score17.1kShelves
37. 587 纯 The Innocent Mosquito Is Burning Hot 纯情蚊子火辣辣 Little Abu小阿卜Modern Romance21k WordsCompleted Tired of life? Come on in and sample a whole new kind of flavor! After an accident, Lin Ke’er transmigrates into the body of a pet mosquito kept by domineering CEO Gu Can, and unexpectedly reveals that she can talk. She thinks he’ll slap her dead, but instead, the CEO develops a wildly obsessive love for her across species. Faced with Gu Can’s forceful imprisonment, she struggles desperately. “This could never work between us!” But he answers with obsessive determination. “Mosquito or human, you 223Reads—Score102Shelves
38. 588 这 This Holy Son Is Way Too Cautious 这个圣子太稳健啦 Fat Cat in the Deep Alley深巷肥猫Eastern Fantasy1.7M WordsOngoing [Reborn + Satisfying power fantasy + Daily life + Cunning protagonist + Lighthearted + Subverts expectations] “This is paradise for the strong and a graveyard for the weak.” Su Huai, a burned-out office worker, wakes up to discover he has transmigrated to the Immortal Domain, a place where the strong prey on the weak and danger lurks everywhere. After seven chaotic lives ending in tragic deaths and fresh starts, with no favor from the System, he finally uses the experience of his previous lives 17.3kReads9.2Score1.1kShelves
39. 589 沙 Goofy Livestream: You Call This a Public Affairs Program? 沙雕直播：你管这叫民生节目？ A Long Sigh长叹一声Urban942k WordsOngoing [Absurd and chaotic + System + ridiculous news + livestreaming + current affairs + turning everyone's world upside down + a little entertainment] The long-running public affairs program Family is about to be taken off the air. But after rookie reporter Lu Yun takes over, the show goes completely off the rails! Shocking! A couple secretly gets married and goes home with their marriage certificate to break the news, only to discover the boyfriend is an illegitimate son! Tragic! A college student h 105kReads9.4Score12.9kShelves

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    The first and third books were absolutely hilarious!!

40. 590 鉴 The Appraisal Is Burned! Nobody Say a Word 鉴定烧了！谁也别说出去 Exquisitely Clear玲笼剔透6k WordsCompleted The Appraisal's Been Burned! Don't Tell Anyone 919Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The first paragraph is explosive! She got pregnant on the very day she transmigrated, and the father? Who knows?! Just wait and see what happens to this unjustly conceived child!!! [Smirk]

41. 591 纯 A Steamy Textbook Romance 纯情课本火辣辣 A Middle Schooler Who Dreams of Becoming a Hacker梦想成为黑客的中学牲Modern Romance39k WordsCompleted Sorry, this book is unavailable due to personal reasons. Feel free to check out the other books on my homepage. Thanks for your understanding and cooperation, and happy reading! 😁😁 44Reads—Score—Shelves
42. 592 弃EN Surviving on a Forsaken Star: Combine Identical Junk into Brand-New Gear 弃星生存：相同垃圾合成全新装备 Wang Zilü王自律Sci-Fi & Apocalypse3.1M WordsCompleted After the Second Era, Earth became the largest technological junkyard in the Milky Way. A scavenger's cloak billows in the wind as Cheng Qi stands atop a mountain of trash. [Similar technological object detected] [Beginning synthesis] [Damaged Nanny Bot], [Safety-Guard Nanny Bot], [Environment-Adaptive Nanny Bot]! [Mechanical Exploration Shoes], [Mechanical Exploration Leggings], [Jet-Powered Turbine Boots]! [Surgical Assistant Gloves], [Intelligent Assistant Gloves], [Gravity-Field Adjustment G 291.6kReads9.1Score43.7kShelves

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    The first one is my absolute favorite (it's a sci-fi novel with comedic elements). The latter two are purely comedic with no female leads, and they're guaranteed to be good.

43. 593 回 Rewind: A Different Approach, One More Time 回档：换个姿势再来一次 Coffee with Garlic咖啡就蒜Urban10.6M WordsOngoing Because Bai Ershisan, a senior employee in the Netherworld’s Department of Soul Guidance, made a mistake, Li Le was kicked straight out of the cycle of reincarnation. The great science of quantum mechanics tells Li Le that time’s arrow points only toward the future. As for why he has gone back thirty years, if you can’t figure it out, asking him won’t help either. All Li Le can do is pull himself together and live through the script of his life once again. 86.1kReads9.3Score5.4kShelves
44. 594 冒EN Impostor of the Langya Clan 冒姓琅琊 Eastern Zhou Young Master Nan东周公子南Historical1.6M WordsOngoing (Also known as “The Matter of Me Pretending to Be a Nobleman of the Southern Dynasties”) To transmigrate isn’t a dinner party. It’s a deadly game at every turn. The south is beautiful, yet lofty ambitions often fade away. Since ancient times, the Southern Dynasties have been weak, their heroes short-lived. No golden finger, no System, and no second chance at life. Everything starts from zero! Original owner’s memories: none! Identity: none! Supplies: none! When transmigration becomes reality, ho 494kReads9.7Score70.5kShelves

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    I like stories with intellectual elements, not just because the protagonist has a halo, but because they're not clichéd yet still make me laugh non-stop. If it's not good, I'll eat it.

45. 595 前 Senior, Your Goods Are Amazing! I Love Them! 前辈，你的货好棒哦，我好喜欢！ Gu Luo古洛Eastern Fantasy225k WordsOngoing What's it like to open a time-space mall in another world? Tofu pudding, Niu Bi, Hua Zi... If you can think of it, I can sell it! Wounded badly in a fight with a monster? Don't panic. Just tap to place an order, and I'll deliver a bowl of tofu pudding right on time to get you back to full strength and turn the tables! Being hunted by enemies, with your life hanging by a thread? Don't panic. Just tap to place an order, and I'll deliver a bottle of Niu Bi right on time so you can level up on the s 14Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Hahahahahaha

46. 596 七 At Seven Years Old, I Was Chosen to Take Part in the Rules Horror Game 七岁的我，被选中参加规则怪谈 One-Sixth六分之一Mystery522k WordsCompleted No female lead + national fate + eerie mysteries + comedy + unconventional ideas Lin Yuan transmigrates to Blue Star, a parallel world, and is chosen to take part in a rules-based horror game. From the start, he activates an SSS-rank talent. [SSS-Rank Talent: Ghostbane] [Talent Effect 1: Rules are completely useless against you. When you break the rules of a horror scenario, the corruption of its world has no effect on you.] [Talent Effect 2: When a creature in a horror scenario feels negative e 59.4kReads9.6Score6.6kShelves
47. 597 嘉 King Jiahao Comes Down the Mountain: Oh No, My First Time! 嘉豪王下山，不好！我的初绷！ Seeking Wind, Bidding the Moon Farewell寻风辞月Urban399k WordsCompleted [Absurdist, System, Jiahao, comedy and meme references] The Bengbeng aliens invade Earth. Their only weakness is being impossible to keep a straight face around, but humanity throws everything it has at them and still can't make them crack! But Wang Hao only has to lift a finger to leave the Bengbeng aliens unable to keep it together. He's the last king of the Jiahao clan. What do you mean, “Did you ask whether you won or lost?” You say Hao's made it to the other side? When Beng Da and Beng E 8.5kReads7.1Score1kShelves
48. 598 女 A Failed Female Writer Reincarnates as a Crazy Male Idol? 女扑街转生疯癫男爱豆？ Books by Lamplight, Moon Bright Above书灯挑月明Modern Romance107k WordsCompleted [Comedy + Absurdity + Memes + Showbiz + Lifestyle Variety Show + Wild Imagination] [The life philosophy of a highly educated, hilariously unconventional four-man boy band is...] After Luo Ye died of stress because he missed his perfect-attendance bonus by a single word, he was reincarnated as an unknown idol. He even managed to join the group he stanned and appear on a variety show about going back to high school! Luo Ye: “Hey, could you translate this? ‘When your parents are alive, don't travel 30Reads—Score163Shelves

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    This is a bit niche... (No romance, just pure madness 🤪) It's just a bit short.

49. 599 脱 Unbridled 脱缰 Meizi Went Blind梅子瞎了Two Male Leads349k WordsCompleted [Dual Male Leads] [Fake Death Story] [Manga Adaptation and Publishing Rights Signed; Print Edition Now Available] In Qi Zhen's eyes, Lin Shouyan is a silly little colt who has broken free of his reins, utterly sincere and devoted to him with all his heart. Qi Zhen falls for him quickly. But in Lin Shouyan's eyes, Qi Zhen is a fool playing the part Lin Shouyan made up for him, dragged down from his lofty pedestal and forced to teach himself, while Lin Shouyan has to personally teach his wife all 43.7kReads9.6Score6.2kShelves

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    Successfully won over the Crown Prince, but the death ruse failed. [Facepalm] I can't sleep, I'm watching this secretly, I'm afraid you'll suffer internal injuries like me. I've already watched it about five or six times, the jokes never get old no matter how many times I watch them, I love it so much.

50. 600 我 After I Left, Why Are You Crying and Begging Me to Come Back? 我走后，为什么又哭着求我回来？ Tell and诉与Eastern Fantasy2.5M WordsCompleted [Wish fulfillment, the art of cultivating a twisted self, the carefree life of the ultimate archvillain, and the Life Choice System.] Ye Qiu transmigrated! He found himself in a vast, primordial world, during the period of recovery and rebuilding after the great calamity that had struck all races. His father was the Demon King Who Repels the North, one of the Seven Kings of the Frontier. His mother was the sole heir to the Tidehearing Sword Pavilion. His maternal grandfather was the master of 172kReads8.7Score20.5kShelves

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    This is an incredibly hilarious novel with 2.08 Million readers. The more you read, the more addictive it becomes. You'll want to read it from beginning to end in one go, and you won't stop until you finish it. You simply can't put it down; you'll stay up all night to read it.

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