The System's Gone Haywire, and I'm Cultivating Immortality in the City in the Weirdest Way!

[Slow burn] [Slice of life] [Absurd] [For fun] [Lighthearted comedy] [College life]

[Task 1: You've just entered the cultivation world, where danger lurks everywhere. Your top priority is to join a cultivation sect.]

“Huh? System, there's a small problem. Forget joining a cultivation sect, I haven't even transmigrated.”

[Task 2: During the sect's talent assessment, demonstrate the power of your Pure Yang Spiritual Root and crush all who dare challenge you.]

“System, are you playing the Dou Qi Third Stage game or something? No, I already told you, I haven't transmigrated!”

[Task 3: During your travels down the mountain, you discover the sect's seriously injured Holy Maiden is about to fall into the clutches of a villain…]

“Leaving aside whether I've transmigrated, even if I follow your logic, how could a rookie who just transmigrated get involved in something like this? I'd be lucky if they didn't gut me like a fish.”

[Task 4: As a disciple of the academy, the leader of the righteous path, vanquishing demons and monsters is your duty! Host, defeat the ten demonic cultivators near the sect's territory.]

“Wait, where am I supposed to find demonic cultivators to subdue?”

[Task X: By a stroke of luck, you discover that remnants of the Joyous Union Sect are hiding here and causing trouble…]

“System, you're making my life miserable! You're really making my life miserable!!!”

“Huh? Going to college counts as successfully joining a sect?”

“Huh? A medical checkup counts as a talent assessment? Wait, this counts as standing out from the crowd?”

“Huh? The campus belle being surrounded by thugs counts as the sect's Holy Maiden falling into a villain's clutches?”

“Officer, I swear I really am here to wipe out the wicked cultists of the Joyous Union Sect!”