I Have a Really High Bar for Humor and Haven't Laughed at a Book in Ages. Help! Nothing Cringey, Please 本人笑点太高，很久没被书逗笑，求助，但不要尬文

1. 701 别 Don't Mess with Me, My Wife Is Princess Gaoyang of the Great Tang 别惹我，我老婆大唐高阳公主 Abode Embracing Stars and Bright Moon抱星明月居Historical1.5M WordsCompleted New novel: "A Longevity Seeker in the Tang Dynasty, But from the Start, I’m at Xuanwu Gate?" Chen Yan, a medical genius, unexpectedly transmigrates to the Zhenguan era of the Tang Dynasty and becomes the son of a founding hero. His new family has an illustrious history: Two of his uncles died in battle for Li Shimin, and his father gave his life protecting Empress Zhangsun during the Xuanwu Gate Incident. In recognition of the family’s generations of loyalty, Li Shimin grants Chen Yan the title 76.3kReads8.3Score5.3kShelves

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   🦀🦀A wedding prank caused a sensation in Chang'an. A fight broke out over a mere disagreement. The son of a founding hero, who had hoped to relax and enjoy life, frequenting brothels and living a life of leisure, was unexpectedly promised Princess Gaoyang by the Emperor! The two were like oil and water from the moment they met. Their banter was hilarious!

2. 702 苟 Keeping to Myself in the Mountains, Growing Cucumbers: The Demonesses of the Three Realms Lose It 苟在深山种黄瓜，三界女魔头炸了 A Boat Beneath the Mountain Moon一舟山月Eastern Fantasy773k WordsOngoing Lin Ye is afraid of dying, so he hides away in the mountains. Little does he know, his courtyard is right in the middle of a forbidden zone spanning the Three Realms. The cucumbers he casually grows somehow make the demonesses act like drama queens. The nine-tailed white fox he saved by chance refuses to leave and volunteers to guard his home as a sacred beast. The peerless Demon Venerable of the Demon Realm disguises herself as a destitute beggar, throwing a tantrum and refusing to go. The grea 5kReads6.3Score826Shelves
3. 703 骑 My Motorcycle-Riding Bad-Boy Husband 骑摩托的“黄毛”老公 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊7k WordsCompleted The "Blond Punk" Husband Who Rides a Motorcycle 9Reads—Score—Shelves
4. 704 被 Fooled by Overseas Netizens, I Turned Out to Be Making Gun Barrels 被境外网友忽悠，原来我在造枪管 Powerful Dopey Goose强大的呆头鹅Urban749k WordsCompleted After transmigrating to a parallel world, Jiang Yuan becomes an ordinary mechanical engineering student at Shanhe University. There really is a System, but all it gives Jiang Yuan is MAX-level mechanical manufacturing ability. For a college student, this ability is completely useless. Luckily, some helpful foreign internet users teach Jiang Yuan how to make things people like. After running his business for a year, Jiang Yuan gets a call from the Public Security Bureau. The police chief: “I 234Reads7.9Score106Shelves

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   Open this book, and I guarantee you'll laugh until your stomach hurts—the protagonist unexpectedly obtains a system, dramatically increasing his practical skills. Using his newfound knowledge, he easily earns money to supplement his family's income, making 2.1 Million from a single deal. When the police invite him for "tea," he happily goes, thinking it's a genuine tea party.

5. 705 直 Livestream Fortune-Telling: Is It Normal to Let You See Ghosts from the Start? 直播算命：开局让你见鬼很正常吧 Yuan Lege Yuan元了个圆Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Fortune-telling livestream + No CP + Strong heroine + Judgment] Jiang Tang, a mighty expert from the mystic arts sect, transmigrates to the modern world and becomes an online sensation through her fortune-telling livestreams! She doesn’t tell fortunes. She reveals truths that send chills down your spine. “Master, is the person sitting across from me on the subway a corpse?” Jiang Tang: “They escaped from a funeral home. Their makeup is pretty good.” A drug lord calls in asking for help findin 17.8kReads9.4Score2.3kShelves
6. 706 开 From the Start, My Dad Wanted Me to Raise an Army and Rebel 开局我爹要我起兵造反 The Little Fish Swimming Underwater潜泳的小鱼Eastern Fantasy1.9M WordsCompleted [System + invincible + dynastic conquest + the Myriad Worlds + summoning] Li Luo transmigrated to another world and became the heir to the Northern Liang throne. Just as the Three Kings rebelled, plunging the realm into chaos. The Prince of Northern Liang: “Son, when are you going to raise an army and rebel?!” “Father, I’ll lead 300,000 Northern Liang soldiers right away and win you an empire...” Li Luo: “...” “Ding! Myriad Worlds Summoning System fully loaded...” Li Luo: “Father, what were you 38.4kReads9.0Score2.7kShelves
7. 707 身 You Can Steal My Identity, But What About My Mental Illness? 身份可以偷走，那我的精神病呢？ Flickering Candle Stub残烛跳荡Modern Romance484k WordsCompleted [Publication rights signed ✚ Absurd memes ✚ Chaotic variety show ✚ Animal mind reading] Ming Li wakes up in the body of a celebrity who was sent to a psychiatric hospital by her family. From the start, she’s mocked by the entire internet, saddled with a family that leeches off her, and called mentally ill! Ming Li: Whatever. The things that don’t kill her will only make her even crazier! When a sharp-tongued entertainment reporter comes after her, she says, “A tadpole with a frog tattoo, and you 56kReads9.6Score7.7kShelves

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   It's a great read, a stress reliever with tons of laughs. No need to worry, just laugh!

8. 708 孽 A Tangled Web of Sin 孽乱 Late Autumn in the South City南城晚秋Urban6.3M WordsCompleted A baffling case. One stunning woman after another. A young man from a small town is framed and thrown into prison. How does he rise to the top, step by step, and become a powerful local magnate? Awake, he commands the world; drunk, he rests in the arms of beauties. Chen Fan does it all. A short drama adaptation of this book is now available. Its title is Beauty in Bloom: My Fatal Attraction. Please watch and support it. Thank you! 142.4kReads9.1Score13.3kShelves

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   These two books are excellent, truly gems among Tomato's light novels. You'll see once you read them; they're absolutely fantastic!

9. 709 新 Newlywed Unmasked: The Top Tycoon Disguised as a Crown Princess 新婚掉马：顶级大佬伪装太子妃 Three Claws三只爪Ancient Romance393k WordsCompleted [Marriage first, love later + equally matched powerhouses + disguises + slow burn + wits and courage + mutual healing + palace intrigue] Rumor has it that the Crown Prince of Chu is blind, his internal organs are failing, and he will not live to see winter. The princess sent to marry him is said to be a weakling who does nothing but cry. On their wedding night, assassins sneak in. The princess is so frightened that she drops her teacup, but a shard happens to slice an assassin’s throat. The Crow 2kReads—Score313Shelves

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   A marriage of convenience that blossoms into love, featuring two strong individuals, a battle of wits, and mutual redemption. Rumor has it that the Crown Prince of Chu is blind and his internal organs are failing, not surviving past winter; while the princess sent for a political marriage is a weak and useless woman who only knows how to cry. On their wedding night, an assassin sneaks in. The princess, terrified, smashes a teacup, a shard of which accidentally cuts the assassin's throat; the Crown Prince weakly shrinks into the bed, but a silver needle on his fingertip accidentally pierces the assassin's vital point. The entire court awaits the spectacle of this short-lived couple's downfall. Until one dark and stormy night, the world's greatest poison doctor, Yaksha, and the leader of the Assassin's Guild, Yama, fight fiercely for a divine elixir. As they tear off each other's masks, both fall silent. Chu Mochen approached, his voice low and deep: "My beloved consort, your night attire is far more beautiful than your phoenix coronet and wedding robes during the day." Yan Yunqi sneered, brandishing her poisoned needle: "Your Highness, even with your eyes still open and your temper flaring, you're still much more pleasing to the eye than during the day!" When a dramatic princess with a built-in tenfold physical attack reflection armor meets a powerful, sickly tycoon who holds sway over the night, the entire capital is left in tears!

10. 710 影 The Movie Emperor’s Assistant Is the CEO’s Unforgettable First Love 影帝的助理是霸总白月光 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊18k WordsCompleted The Movie Emperor's Assistant Is the CEO's White Moonlight 60Reads—Score—Shelves
11. 711 星 Honkai: Star Rail: Does Breaking the Tension Make You Stronger? I Turned the Birdie Bad from the Start 星铁，破绷就变强？开局带坏小鸟 Why Can't Robins Fly知更鸟为什么不会飞Anime Fanfiction519k WordsOngoing Penacony. (Multiple female leads) Yun Huan spread his arms toward March 7th. “Little March, welcome to Night City!” March 7th turned to Yun Huan in utter despair. “Yun Huan, why does it feel like you're everywhere? Has Penacony become your personal kingdom?” Yun Huan nodded. “That's right. I'm everywhere.” March 7th couldn't help but retort, “I wasn't complimenting you!” She pointed at a nearby billboard, which read: This Week's Top Trending Topic #1: Baby, I'll Go, and I'm Instantly in Love wit 47.4kReads7.5Score6.4kShelves
12. 712 认 After I Took a Passing Stranger as My Dad, I Got the Villain's Whole Family 认路人甲当爹后我喜提反派全家桶 Gazing at the Bright Moon明月望Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted In her previous life, after Shen Yi was found by her wealthy family, her scumbag father and younger brother were already living a happy life with the adopted daughter, all loving father and devoted son. Bullied for picking fights with the adopted daughter, she eventually chose to take her own life. Reborn outside the gates of an orphanage, before her scumbag father had come looking for her, she decisively latched onto a man who looked like an ordinary passerby. She insisted on sticking with him. 321.9kReads9.5Score52.9kShelves
13. 713 万 A Crowd-Favorite Husky Goes Viral on a Dating Show for Being Hilarious 万人迷二哈在恋综靠沙雕爆红 Loves Grilled Gluten爱吃烤面筋Modern Romance523k WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy, entertainment industry, livestreamed dating show, a touch of everyone’s favorite] Shi Ha transmigrates into a book as a universally hated supporting character. Her mission is to crush the universally adored heroine and stage a successful comeback! The moment she appears, the audience bursts into angry jeers: “Can Shi Ha get off the planet already?!” But on the dating show… To her sworn enemy, she says, “I’ll get you a tortoise. Raise it well, and it can see you off when you die.” 8.1kReads9.5Score1.8kShelves
14. 714 谁 Who's Crazier Than Me? The Lunatics All Have to Call Me Director 谁癫得过我？颠公颠婆都得喊我导 Zhishang稚尚Modern Romance538k WordsCompleted [Showbiz + absurd comedy + livestreamed variety show + unhinged antics] Just after winning Best Actress, Wu Ya transmigrated into the body of a “jinxed” actress who'd been rumored to death. Wu Ya: Work is annoying enough as it is. Let's blow up this world! Fans of a top-tier star she'd supposedly “jinxed” came after her. Wu Ya gave them a look of disdain. “If he's that easy to jinx, what a loser.” “This loser is your husband? I hear fans whose vibes clash with their idols tend to lose money.” Wi 5.7kReads9.2Score828Shelves

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    This isn't just mindless hype; the characters are all vividly portrayed, incredibly eccentric, and made my stomach hurt from laughing so much. The premise is super fun, a ensemble piece that's hilarious! Xiao Yanzi's books are undeniably excellent! They're all very funny and great reads. I've already read this one three times and even bought a physical copy. It's truly amazing, incredibly captivating, and the author's spirit is beautiful—eccentric, hilarious, and absolutely hilariously funny. Everyone's a riot! The books by the author, Chong Li, are all hilarious and incredibly funny. The female lead is practically a blockhead, the male lead is a pure, innocent green tea bitch, and the female lead is highly intelligent. The male lead is a character she herself wrote—the character design is so fresh and fun, a ensemble piece that's also incredibly eccentric.

15. 715 潜 Undercover: Lost in the Shadows 潜伏:暗影迷途 Late Autumn in the South City南城晚秋Urban442k WordsOngoing While searching for his missing older sister, Chen Feng is silenced by those who want him dead. Reborn for reasons he cannot explain, he finds himself with an extraordinary range of abilities: medicine, mystic arts, feng shui, face reading... Even his luck with women takes a strange turn. By chance, Chen Feng saves a powerful underworld woman. To find his sister, he uses her trust to infiltrate a deeply concealed criminal organization. Circumstances force him to climb its ranks, step by step, un 2.3kReads7.0Score275Shelves
16. 716 修 A Cultivation Master Transmigrates into the Modern Entertainment Industry 修真大佬穿越现代娱乐圈 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Urban1.3M WordsCompleted Jiang Suyun, the undefeated God of War of the cultivation world, was betrayed by the one he loved. After his physical body was destroyed, his soul transmigrated into the modern world, where spiritual qi revival was underway. He had planned to keep a low profile as a newcomer in the entertainment industry, but during a performance, he accidentally stirred up a celestial phenomenon that drew everyone’s attention. After the show, he was attacked by a mysterious assailant, and the power of the stars 551Reads—Score—Shelves
17. 717 贱 Corrosion of the Great Wilderness 贱蚀大荒 Command the Heavens to Explode指挥炸天Eastern Fantasy401k WordsOngoing 20.1kReads8.2Score31.1kShelves

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    Although the rating is low, it's really fun and hilarious! [Laughing emoji]

18. 718 救 Help! The Villain Overhears Me Rewriting the Plot with Puns 救命！反派偷听我用谐音梗改剧情 Sanyingli三樱里Modern Romance563k WordsCompleted Also known as: Help! The Villain Overhears Me Rewriting the Plot with Homophones [Wealthy-family comedy + everyone’s darling and gossip + variety-show face-slapping] Qin Yiyang awakens to the truth. In the book, she grew up in a pigsty, then was brought home by her wealthy family and spoiled rotten. Great! She’s got the everyone’s-darling heroine’s script! But it turns out the fake heiress is the real heroine. Unhappy that her family dotes on Qin Yiyang, the fake heiress transforms into the daug 53.3kReads9.4Score8.5kShelves
19. 719 绑 Bound to a Random Cheat, I Get Weird in the Entertainment Industry 绑定随机外挂的我在娱乐圈搞抽象 Zong Li纵里Modern Romance367k WordsCompleted [Ridiculous Memes + Showbiz + Dating Show + Cheat Ability Glitches] Yu Min transmigrates into a cannon-fodder supporting woman in a “wife-chasing crematorium” novel and gets bound to a Stumbling Block System. To avoid being cannon fodder, she has to trip up the male and female leads' romance while maintaining her elegant, high-class celebrity persona. Yu Min: Huh? Me, elegant and high-class? System: Don't worry, we've got cheats! They include, but aren't limited to, rewinding time, mind-reading, 6.5kReads9.4Score1kShelves
20. 720 替 The Stand-In Won’t Follow the Script 替身她不按剧本演出 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊13k WordsCompleted The Substitute Doesn’t Follow the Script 3Reads—Score—Shelves
21. 721 捉 My Monster-Hunting Was Exposed, So I Had to Livestream Explanations of Monsters and Ghosts 捉妖被曝光，只好直播科普妖与鬼 Pure and Cute Girl清纯萌妹Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Livestreaming explanations of monsters from authentic ancient Chinese texts + One female lead + Two incredibly powerful protagonists + The Classic of Mountains and Seas + What the Master Does Not Speak Of + All kinds of folk customs, researched in meticulous detail] As the saying goes: I offer the gods fine incense, and they say it isn't good enough. When a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers came down from the sky wearing sunglasses and smoking Huazi cigarettes, the viewers fell silent. Lin Qin 28.9kReads9.1Score2.7kShelves

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    [Top post][Making a face] This novel is unbeatable! I never thought I could find such a masterpiece on Tomato Bookstore. It's hilarious! I laughed so hard! I would call it a unique masterpiece, one that I can't forget. It's definitely worth reading.

22. 722 不 Wait, How Did My AI Girlfriend Cultivate into a Sword Immortal? 不是，我电子女友咋修成剑仙了 Universe's Invincible Tyrannosaurus Roast Goose宇宙无敌暴龙烧鹅Eastern Fantasy2.6M WordsCompleted [Signed for publication, read with confidence] [One heroine] [Fresh premise] [Virtual girlfriend raising + pay-to-power-up] My name is Chen Huai'an. I have cancer, and I'm about to die. Lately, I've gotten hooked on a game where you raise a virtual girlfriend. I spend money to buy her cultivation techniques and magical treasures. Even though my wallet is empty, I couldn't be happier. I always thought it was just a game, until one day my virtual girlfriend gave me a pill. The next second, the pil 185.1kReads9.3Score243.7kShelves

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    💥① Lots of laughs, hahaha! [Shocked] [Angry] The protagonist transmigrates to a parallel world [Laughing] and becomes a Taoist priest [Smirking], invited to participate in a live-streamed [Evil Smirking] variety show. A worshipper: "Taoist priest, I've discovered a huge tomb, want to go together [Heart] [Laughing]?" [Frustrated] Protagonist: "No, I can't handle those traps." Worshipper: "What [Facepalm] traps?" [Stunned] Protagonist: "The police!" [Laughing]

23. 723 都 The Apocalypse Is Here, So Why Bother Competing? Stockpile Supplies! 都末日了还内卷啥呢？囤物资啊 Black-and-White Octopus黑白色章鱼Sci-Fi & Apocalypse563k WordsCompleted [Apocalypse + space + reborn + frantically stockpiling supplies + no romance] (No male lead, so feel free to ship anyone you like.) Qin Sheng survived for three years in the Apocalypse, finally outlasting the boss and taking over as second-in-command. But before she could enjoy her new life, she woke up to find herself reborn two months before the Apocalypse! She had worked so hard to claw her way up to become the big boss! Before she could even throw her weight around, the heavens sent her back 40.6kReads9.2Score3.8kShelves
24. 724 中 China's Best Boss 中国好老板 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭9k WordsCompleted China's Best Boss 663Reads—Score—Shelves
25. 725 我 My User Is a Female Celebrity 我的用户是女明星 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊28k WordsCompleted My User Is a Female Celebrity 20Reads—Score—Shelves
26. 726 我 My Hilariously Ridiculous Roommate 我那笑死人的沙雕舍友 Spicy Diced Chicken with Chili Peppers辣子鸡丁炒辣椒9k WordsCompleted My Hilarious, Ridiculous Roommate 83Reads—Score—Shelves

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    These books are sure to make you laugh, they're so silly!

27. 727 重 Reborn in 1993: Dark Sea 重生1993，暗海 The Gods Want to Go Wild神想出去浪Urban1.9M WordsCompleted The physical edition of Wrathful Sea, Calm the Abyss is now available. Presales officially begin at 19:00 on October 11. [Reborn] [Mystery] [Undercover Agent] [Revenge] [Anti-Drug Operations] [Counterespionage] The golden finger is extremely weak, and he relies on his own abilities. This is a battle of wits between highly intelligent opponents, so you need to keep your brain switched on. There is no showing off and face-slapping! Ideal for veteran readers. If you understand it, you'll find it ve 258.2kReads9.6Score30.8kShelves
28. 728 我 I Really Run an Orphanage, Not an Assassin's Den 我开的真是孤儿院，不是杀手堂 I Am the Ox Warrior我是牛战士Eastern Fantasy3.1M WordsCompleted [Physical book edition now available] [Short drama of the same name is now streaming! Watch it on Hongguo!] [The only martial arts ensemble novel on the entire site with such a wild premise!] [At its peak, 1.5 million readers were following it, ranking seventh across all of Tomato Novel. Readers, come on in and take a look!] [Ensemble cast + System + traits + martial arts] Chen Ye transmigrates to the Great Wu Dynasty and binds himself to an Orphan Training System. As long as he raises orphans, 116.1kReads8.9Score12.2kShelves
29. 729 全 Global Nuclear War: I Built an Alien Base 全球核爆：我打造了外星基地 Crispy Roast Goose酥脆烧鹅Sci-Fi & Apocalypse626k WordsOngoing [Build a Base + Unlimited Evolution + Steel and Heavy Artillery + Alien Supertechnology + No Goody-Two-Shoes] One nuclear missile after another streaks across the sky, turning cities around the world into scorched earth. Did it all start because some senile old man accidentally pressed the nuclear launch button? No! A painstaking investigation reveals that what lies behind the disaster is far more complicated than it appears... —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Guys, this one starts off slow, but gets funnier as the chapters go on. It's just that not many people are reading it, probably because it's not getting any notifications. But once you start reading, you can't stop! [Licking screen][licking screen]

30. 730 降 After Taking a Pay Cut and Quietly Giving Up, My Boss Begged Me for Forgiveness All Night 降薪摆烂后，老板连夜跪求我原谅 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭10k WordsCompleted After My Pay Was Cut, I Started Slacking Off. My Boss Begged Me on His Knees to Forgive Him That Very Night —Reads—Score1.1kShelves
31. 731 舞 A Dance Student Transmigrates and Goes on a Rampage 舞蹈生穿越杀疯了 My Sword Always Goes Off Course御剑总跑偏Ancient Romance315k WordsCompleted Oh no, oh no! Something terrible has happened! My colleague Ermei read this book and laughed herself into a six-pack. Even the security guard at the entrance read it and laughed out two of his teeth. You say you have a high bar for comedy? All right, then open this book and see for yourself: a dance student transmigrates to the cultivation world and fights by playing music through speakers and dancing. Xiao Yinhe: "Keep the music playing, keep dancing." The villain: "I'm freaking falling a 11Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Oh no! Oh no! Something terrible has happened! My colleague Ermei read this book and laughed so hard she got a six-pack; even the security guard at the gate read it and laughed so hard he lost two teeth. You think you have a high threshold for laughter? Fine, then open this book—and see a dance student transmigrate to the world of cultivation: fighting while playing music and dancing. Xiao Yinhe: "Keep playing the music, keep dancing." Villain: "I'm fucking splitting open!" Reader: "I am overjoyed. Eunuch Li, reward me." Author: "Thank you for your great favor, Your Majesty! Long live the Emperor! Long live the Emperor! Your Majesty, please come inside—" If you like transmigration systems and hilarious plot twists, come on in!

32. 732 重 Reborn in 1996: Back in My First Year of High School, No System, Still Rewriting My Life 重生96，回到高一，没有系统，照样改写人生剧本 Spicy Diced Chicken with Chili Peppers辣子鸡丁炒辣椒Modern Romance61k WordsCompleted Reborn in 1996, back in his first year of high school. No System, but he can still rewrite the script of his life. 77Reads—Score—Shelves
33. 733 替 Take My Cousin's Place in the Countryside? I'll Empty the Whole Family's Ancestral Tombs and Dance 替堂妹下乡？搬空全家祖坟蹦迪 God of Wealth's Dark Moonlight财神黑月光Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Period setting + reborn revenge + making money and causing trouble + born to stir up chaos] In her previous life, Ruan Xianxian took her cousin's place in the countryside, then returned to the city and married the fiancé her cousin no longer wanted. She thought she'd found salvation, but what awaited her was endless patience and scheming. A heartless grandfather, a cousin who stole her golden finger, and a husband who outsourced his affection made for one bizarre family. Only when a speeding tr 44.3kReads9.0Score3.7kShelves

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    I have a high threshold for laughter 😆, but these few are truly unique~ Come on, fellow Daoists~ Everyone's guaranteed to laugh~ If you don't laugh, you can hit me.

34. 734 三 Three Kingdoms: General, Who’s More Beautiful, Your Concubine or the Empress? 三国：将军，妾身与皇后，谁更美 Jing Yunlong景云龙Historical2.0M WordsOngoing By a twist of fate, he transmigrates as Cao Ang, Cao Cao's eldest son, who was supposed to die in the Battle of Wancheng. At death's door, he activates the “Life-Prolonging Talent System.” Only by winning over the peerless beauties of history can he extend his lifespan and unlock talents. Along the way, Cao Ang uses the System to win over beauties and prolong his life, while secretly building up his strength: curbing Liu Bei's rise, blockading the waterways of Jiangdong, and breaking up enemy al 29.3kReads8.8Score3.3kShelves
35. 735 不 My Stubborn Mother-in-Law Went to Her Grave 不听劝的婆婆归西了 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭13k WordsCompleted My Stubborn Mother-in-Law Went to Meet Her Maker 1.1kReads—Score—Shelves
36. 736 快 Quick Transmigration: I Don’t Want to Be This Bad Either 快穿：我也不想这么坏啊 Ou Cong偶葱Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Quick Transmigration] + [No Romance] In her previous life, Pei Ling passed the civil service exams and worked diligently her way up from the grassroots to a senior provincial position, sweeping out organized crime and cracking down on every kind of illegal activity. She was upright to the core. Then she entered a Quick Transmigration world and was handed the script of a villainess: a born bad seed who did every evil under the sun, so terrifyingly powerful that the protagonists could only scrape 32.9kReads9.0Score3.7kShelves

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    No romantic pairing. Completed quick transmigration novel. The female protagonist, Pei Ling, is bound to a "wicked woman system," but instead of doing anything evil, everything she encounters turns out to be a good thing. It's a hilarious and absurd story, but not the kind of irrational or unreasonable kind; rather, it's grounded in the boundaries of morality and emotion. Highly recommended.

37. 737 什 What Do You Mean, Evil Cultivator? My Junior Sister Is as Righteous as They Come 什么邪修啊？我家师妹超正经的 Burning Books, Burying Myself焚书坑己Ancient Romance2.2M WordsCompleted [Goofy, transmigration, unhinged, pocket dimension, cultivation with no pretensions] Miao Miaomiao transmigrates into a cultivation harem novel as a disposable side character. After the sect cuts out her heart and lungs, the original owner is dumped in the wilderness. Then she rises from the dead! With a chance to obtain an infinite pocket dimension, she decisively returns to the sect for revenge. The sect is covered in barriers? Miao Miaomiao casts a sinister glance toward the graves behind the 37.9kReads8.9Score5kShelves
38. 738 三 The Three Kingdoms: A World of Gods and Demons, Watch Me Conquer It 三国之神魔世界，看我如何称霸？ Spicy Diced Chicken with Chili Peppers辣子鸡丁炒辣椒Historical937k WordsOngoing What is a god? What is a demon? Who is righteous, and who is evil? The rules of this world are nothing more than a game of chess written by the victor... Original titles: Three Kingdoms: The World of Gods and Demons, Watch Me Claim the Throne! and The New Three Kingdoms of Gods and Demons Wen Fengqing transmigrates to the late Eastern Han dynasty, only to discover that his beautiful teacher has come along with him. And that is not all. He is not the first person to transmigrate... What's more, t 5.1kReads9.4Score430Shelves
39. 739 月 During My Confinement, I Kicked My Mother-in-Law Out 月子里，我赶跑了婆婆 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭8k WordsCompleted I Kicked My Mother-in-Law Out During My Postpartum Month 1.1kReads—Score—Shelves
40. 740 给 What Could Go Wrong If You Awaken This Guy's Powers? 给这人觉醒异能，那还了得？ Driving Rain and Gale骤雨疾风Urban1.7M WordsOngoing [Urban Superpowers + Lighthearted Humor, with a Touch of the Eerie + Plot Twists, No System] Lin Yu transmigrates to a parallel world where demons and monsters roam, and people can awaken superpowers. To avoid falling prey to them, he applies to a superpower academy, only for one mishap after another to follow... The freshman exams are a complete disaster! The test takers are stunned, the upperclassmen are silent, and the upperclasswomen have a dull ache between their brows. If he's already like 158Reads8.5Score—Shelves

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    They're all lighthearted and funny, basically harmless, you can check them out.

41. 741 大 On the First Day of College, I Started My Ascent to Godhood with a Song of Invincibility 大一开学，唱着无敌之歌开始登神 Tomorrow Tian Ming明天天鸣Urban123k WordsOngoing 5Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Take a look at this one, it's good.

42. 742 荒 Wilderness Survival: Sparks Fly Between Me and My Five Exes 荒野求生：我和五个前任火光四射 Whirlwind Lightbringer旋风光之子Modern Romance561k WordsCompleted [Live Streaming + Sweet Romance + Lighthearted Comedy + Feel-Good Story + System + Survival Variety Show + Showbiz] Qi Fei, the number one female sword cultivator in the Three Realms, practiced until she suffered a cultivation deviation. Her soul entered another world to undergo tribulations, and when she opened her eyes, she had become a D-list actress who was universally hated online, taking part in a wilderness survival variety show. There was nothing wrong with joining the show. But why were 14.7kReads9.3Score2.4kShelves

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    These books are absolutely hilarious! 🤪 I laughed so hard I was pounding the bed in the middle of the night! 🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋

43. 743 我 My Emperor Father Can Read Minds 我的皇帝父亲会读心 Bone-Leak Gua Wen骨漏呱闻Historical1.3M WordsCompleted [Infrastructure Building Focus ✚ Mostly Comedy ✚ Not Historically Accurate ✚ No Romance] Emperor Wei prided himself on being a wise ruler. His ministers served him well, his harem was harmonious, and his children were clever and filial. That is, until he was struck by lightning. Afterward, he gained the ability to read minds, and finally learned that everyone around him was two-faced, saying one thing while thinking another! Emperor Wei was devastated. So he had been such a failure as an emperor 57.6kReads9.3Score5.3kShelves

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    This book is really interesting. The protagonist is the Ninth Prince, who has the memories of a modern person and a tablet in his mind. After his father is struck by lightning, he gains the ability to read minds and immediately discovers the extraordinary, lazy protagonist. While other princes are working hard, the protagonist is thinking about how to ask his father for a few more days off [laughs]. However, his father knows that he has modern knowledge, so he "exploits" him in various ways. The daily interactions between the protagonist and his father are really funny. He calls his father "Dad" when there's something to do, and calls his father "Old Man" when there's nothing to do [laughs]. But the protagonist is still very serious about teaching modern technology, even if it's just copying the knowledge from the tablet and having others do it [laughs]. In short, this book is really super interesting, with one joke after another.

44. 744 让 I Asked You to Awaken a Divine Skill, Not Turn Everything into Causality Manipulation! 让你觉醒神技，全部因果律了？ Feilan, Writing Ten Thousand Words a Day日万的废蓝Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Comedy + outrageously cheeky + cause and effect + decisive and ruthless] Living things across the globe mutate. At this moment of crisis, humanity awakens special talents to protect the last remnants of civilization. Zhuge Lan activates a divine-skill System, and every skill is an absurd law of cause and effect! [Evil-Exorcising Swordplay!]: Forces the target to undergo castration! [What is wrong with you?!]: Inflicts negative buffs on the target. For example, an invisible target will get diarr 21.6kReads9.0Score2.5kShelves
45. 745 前 Hey, Ex-Boyfriend, Come Here and Give Me a Kiss 前男友，过来，亲个嘴儿 Big-Eared Fox Rabbit大耳朵狐兔Two Male Leads254k WordsCompleted [ABO + post-apocalypse + rekindled love + mutually devoted and powerful leads + sweet romance, no angst] [Alluring, beautiful, and unhinged bottom × puppy-like top who turns into a wolf] Two years ago, Shen Qingyu and Si Fan were deeply in love when a System suddenly appeared in his mind. It told him that Si Fan was only passing through his life, and that someone else was destined to spend the rest of his life with him. At first, Shen Qingyu refused to accept his fate. He defied the System and i 16.8kReads9.0Score2.6kShelves

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    I'm currently reading this book.

46. 746 汉 Xu Chu in the Late Han: I Seize the Southeast from the Start 汉末许褚：开局坐断东南 Let's Call Him Teacher Yu就叫虞老师吧Historical2.0M WordsOngoing [Three Kingdoms] [Late Han Dynasty] [Slow Burn] [Farming] [Politics] [Conquest] [Scheming] [Political Maneuvering] [Unresolved Regrets] [Transmigration] A modern overworked office drone transmigrates into the late Han Dynasty as Xu Chu, and refuses to accept the fate of being called the “Tiger Fool.” Cao Mengde, you hold the emperor hostage, but did you know my troops, supplies, and wealth can make the warlords bow to me, too? Liu Xuande, you preach benevolence and righteousness, but did you kno 20.4kReads9.0Score2.3kShelves
47. 747 西 Western Fantasy: My First Draw Was a Saintess, and the System Wants Me to Recruit People 西幻：首抽圣女，系统让我去捞人 Stars Sleep on a Shallow Shore星眠浅岸Eastern Fantasy438k WordsOngoing [Western Fantasy + Otherworld + System + Goofy Comedy] Lin Yi, who was stuck working a 9-to-6 job six days a week, was forcibly dragged into another world by a ridiculous System. This world had swords and magic, and was home to humans, beastfolk, elves, dwarves, goblins, dragons, and all kinds of other races. It had everything you'd imagine in another world, except that monster hordes, sea-folk invasions, and abyssal invasions could strike at any moment. Lin Yi opened his status panel and saw hi 1.2kReads—Score145Shelves

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    Funny and lighthearted, the protagonist and the silly system constantly bicker and sabotage each other, embarking on a surprising adventure and defeating powerful enemies with quirky tactics.

48. 748 别 They Throw Mud at Me, So I Lie Down and Sue Them for 38,000 别人朝我扔泥巴，躺下讹他三万八 Yan Xiaonuo颜小糯Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy + livestreaming + going crazy anywhere, anytime] Qiao Xi takes on a mission from the Space-Time Administration, transmigrating into a tragic romance novel to fix its plot. She becomes a nobody with barely any fame and is bound to a Truth-Telling System. From then on, the tragic romance takes a bizarre turn... During a variety show livestream, she is asked why she works so hard. Guest 1: “I thought of the hardworking farmers.” Guest 2: “My grandma was a farmer. I miss her so much.” 43.2kReads9.5Score5.4kShelves
49. 749 你EN You Go Crazy, I Go Crazier, Side by Side on a Dating Show 你发癫，我更癫，恋综上面肩并肩 Six-Six Fruit六六果Two Male Leads640k WordsCompleted [Audio drama now available~~~] [Dual Male Leads + One-on-One Romance + Dating Reality Show, Hilarious, Sweet, and Satisfying] [Unhinged Young Heartthrob VS Even More Unhinged CEO] He transmigrates into a book and immediately gets pressured by a scumbag into breaking off their engagement? Shen Yan goes berserk on the spot: “If you want to save face, you have to give some too. Having a mistress doesn’t make you right. Pay me four million, or I’ll see you outside the proctology clinic!” Early i 25.4kReads9.5Score3.6kShelves

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    This is a whole bunch. Teacher Changyu and Teacher Xie are must-reads. I won't introduce the rest one by one; just read them yourselves, fellow readers. They're all highly rated! [Kissing emojis]

50. 750 汉 No Three Kingdoms After the Han 汉后无三国 Crazy Fun疯玩Historical2.2M WordsOngoing Liu Xia transmigrates to the end of the Han dynasty, but refuses to become emperor or king. With fifty cavalrymen, he slaughters five thousand Xiongnu. Beneath Xiapi, one strike of his halberd leaves Lu Bu crippled. He casually tosses aside the Imperial Jade Seal: "Just a broken stone. Can it put food on the people's tables?" His motto is: "Whoever dares threaten our mighty Han, no matter how far away, must be destroyed!" "The people are the true masters of the Han. The Son of Heaven is just the 10.7kReads9.4Score894Shelves

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