I Have a Really High Bar for Humor and Haven't Laughed at a Book in Ages. Help! Nothing Cringey, Please 本人笑点太高，很久没被书逗笑，求助，但不要尬文

1. 1451 太 It's Too Loud, I Can't Hear You 《太吵了听不见》 I'm Not a Novelist我不是小说作家12k WordsCompleted It's Too Noisy, I Can't Hear —Reads—Score—Shelves
2. 1452 星 Song of the Star Whale 《星鲸之歌》 I'm Not a Novelist我不是小说作家21k WordsCompleted The Song of the Starwhale —Reads—Score—Shelves
3. 1453 他 His 10,001st Poem 《他的第10001首诗》 I'm Not a Novelist我不是小说作家21k WordsCompleted His 10,001st Poem —Reads—Score—Shelves
4. 1454 我 I Am a Liar 《我是说谎者》 I'm Not a Novelist我不是小说作家13k WordsCompleted I Am a Liar —Reads—Score—Shelves
5. 1455 迟 The Delayed Delivery 《迟来的快递》 I'm Not a Novelist我不是小说作家13k WordsCompleted The Late Delivery —Reads—Score—Shelves
6. 1456 婚 The Wedding Car Reversed for Thirty Kilometers, So I Changed Grooms on the Spot and Called in Sixty Rolls-Royces 婚车倒退三十公里，我当场换新郎叫来了六十辆劳斯莱斯 Me, Who Likes Bands喜欢乐团的我12k WordsCompleted The Wedding Car Reversed for 30 Kilometers, So I Changed Grooms on the Spot and Summoned 60 Rolls-Royces 1.3kReads—Score—Shelves

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   These are good.

7. 1457 弹 The Comments Called Me a Wicked Ex-Wife, So I Ran Off with His Baby 弹幕说我是恶毒前妻，我反手带球跑了 Me, Who Likes Bands喜欢乐团的我12k WordsCompleted The On-Screen Comments Called Me a Wicked Ex-Wife, So I Ran Off With His Baby 438Reads—Score—Shelves
8. 1458 逼 You Want Me Reborn? Fine, Then I Won't Hold Back 逼我重生是吧？那姐就不客气了 Me, Who Likes Bands喜欢乐团的我12k WordsCompleted You’re forcing me to be reborn? Then I won’t hold back. 166Reads—Score—Shelves
9. 1459 重 On the Day I Was Reborn and Divorced, the Trillionaire System Made the Cheating Man and His Mistress Wish They Were Dead 重生离婚日，千亿系统让渣男贱女生不如死 Me, Who Likes Bands喜欢乐团的我12k WordsCompleted On the Day I Was Reborn and Divorced, a Trillion-Dollar System Made the Scumbag and His Mistress Wish They Were Dead —Reads—Score—Shelves
10. 1460 为 To Marry His Dream Girl, He Hired Someone to Seduce Me. Little Did He Know, I Had Already Set a Trap for Him 为娶白月光，他雇人勾引我，殊不知，我早已布局等他跳 Me, Who Likes Bands喜欢乐团的我Marriage & Romance12k WordsCompleted To Marry His Ideal Woman, He Hired Someone to Seduce Me. Little Did He Know, I Had Already Set a Trap and Was Waiting for Him to Fall Into It 3Reads—Score—Shelves
11. 1461 带 I Ran Away with His Child for Five Years, Now I’m My Ex-Husband’s Archrival 带球跑五年，我成了渣男前夫的死对头 Me, Who Likes Bands喜欢乐团的我11k WordsCompleted After Running Away with His Child for Five Years, I Became My Scumbag Ex-Husband’s Archenemy 36Reads—Score—Shelves
12. 1462 我 I, the Jade Emperor's Handpicked Weather Forecaster, Drove the Entire Capital Mad by Predicting Lightning Strikes in Ancient Times 我，玉帝钦点天气预报员，在古代靠报雷劈搞疯全京城 Me, Who Likes Bands喜欢乐团的我10k WordsCompleted I, the Jade Emperor's Appointed Weather Forecaster, Drove the Entire Capital Crazy in Ancient Times by Predicting Lightning Strikes 9Reads—Score—Shelves
13. 1463 觉 After Awakening the Comment Feed, I Tore Up My 100th Love Letter, and the Aloof Campus Heartthrob Lost His Mind 觉醒弹幕后，我撕了第100封情书，高冷校草他急疯了 Me, Who Likes Bands喜欢乐团的我19k WordsCompleted After Awakening a Comment Feed, I Tore Up My 100th Love Letter. The Aloof School Hunk Completely Freaked Out 102Reads—Score—Shelves
14. 1464 听 After Hearing His Thoughts, I Exposed the School Heartthrob's System Conquest and Turned the Tables on Him 听见心声后，我拆穿校草的系统攻略，反手拿捏他 Me, Who Likes Bands喜欢乐团的我10k WordsCompleted After Hearing His Thoughts, I Exposed the System Conquest Plot of the Campus Heartthrob and Turned the Tables on Him —Reads—Score—Shelves
15. 1465 新 He Coughed Blood on Our Wedding Night and Dared Not Touch Me. Only When We Divorced Did I Learn He Had Just Three Years to Live 新婚夜他咳血不敢碰我，和离时我才知道他只剩三年命 Me, Who Likes Bands喜欢乐团的我Marriage & Romance14k WordsCompleted On Our Wedding Night, He Coughed Up Blood and Dared Not Touch Me. Only When We Divorced Did I Learn He Had Just Three Years to Live 1Reads—Score—Shelves
16. 1466 修 Why Has This Shameless Creep Turned Up in the Cultivation World? 修仙界怎么来了你这缺德玩意？ Little Chicken, I Eat, Eat, Eat小鸡我吃吃吃Eastern Fantasy122k WordsOngoing [Goofy] [Lighthearted] [Self-Sabotage] [Pranks] [Absurd] [A fun, goofy cultivation story. Relax and enjoy the ride!] The good news: Li Jin transmigrated to a world of cultivation. The bad news: he got bound to a System that makes him stronger whenever he does something wicked. Li Jin: System, you're slandering my good name! When have I ever done anything wicked? System: Host, I already recorded that nasty thing you just did. ﾞ━=͟͟͞͞(Ŏ◊Ŏ ‧̣̥̇) Sect Elder: Who on earth let this menace into our 52Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I've found a hilarious and lighthearted cultivation novel that's totally my cup of tea! The male protagonist transmigrates to the cultivation world, bound to a rather peculiar system that allows him to increase his cultivation level by doing wicked things. On the surface, he's serious and upright, but behind the scenes he's constantly causing trouble, giving the sect elders a headache, having the Holy Son chase after him to join in the chaos, and even the villains avoid him like the plague. It's a lighthearted and funny story, perfect for passing the time.

17. 1467 别 Stop Being a Magical Girl. Our Whole Family Are Villains 别当魔法少女了，咱全家都是反派 Chen Si Yi Meng辰巳一梦Urban188k WordsOngoing [Slice of life] [Comedy] [No romance] [Everyone’s favorite] [Contrast] [Slow-paced] My name is Mo Qingwan. I’m sixteen and in my first year of high school. I have a happy family: a refined father, a gentle mother, three beautiful and capable older sisters, and three handsome, considerate older brothers. Today, a talking rabbit chose me to become a magical girl. My mission: protect the world and fight the evil organization known as the Dark Abyss. Then one day, I opened the door to the villains’ 4Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I'm recommending a book I wrote myself; please give me your feedback! [Almost crying]

18. 1468 独 Better to Go Crazy Together Than Alone 独癫癫，不如众癫癫 Nan Qing楠清Modern Romance115k WordsCompleted [Goofy comedy + going off the rails + memes + dating show + total nonsense] [Intermittently unhinged actress x abstract-minded CEO, both pursuing each other] [Best watched with an oxygen tank nearby, in case you laugh so hard the neighbors think you're slaughtering a pig] It opens with a collision and ends in death. Lü Jie, who grew up in a psychiatric hospital, is holding the “wicked supporting female character” script. She grins evilly. Eating on livestream in a morgue? Big deal! Today, this q 476Reads—Score103Shelves

    Reader note

    Previously, I might have used one or two similar jokes, but the writing was generally quite good.

19. 1469 豪 The Fake Heiress Arrives, Raising Hell in Showbiz 豪门假千金驾到，发疯勇闯娱乐圈 The Carefree Little Immortal自在的小神仙Modern Romance245k WordsCompleted [Top-Tier Wealthy Family + Livestreaming + Entertainment Industry + Unhinged Antics + Nonsense] [Hilarious Global Top-Tier Star vs. Slightly Arrogant, Hopelessly Lovestruck CEO] What should you do when you wake up as the villainess in a Mary Sue novel? Fake heiress? Real spoiled rich kid? Scheming bitch? Hated by the whole internet? Huo Jiu rocks an ’82 vintage Coke in one hand and cradles a 30-centimeter iPhone in the other. She’s not worried in the least. Watch her pull all sorts of stunts and 148Reads8.2Score103Shelves
20. 1470 影 Don't Run, Big Brother Movie Star! I'm Serious About Being Your Devoted Fan 影帝哥哥别跑，当舔狗我是认真的 Branches of Years Past故年枝Modern Romance532k WordsCompleted [Also known as: The Cannon Fodder’s Inner Thoughts Are Heard, and the Award-Winning Actor’s Image Falls Apart] [Absurd comedy + entertainment industry + mind-reading + mutual devotion + nonsensical humor + cheesy pickup lines + unhinged antics] On the very first day after transmigrating into the entertainment industry, Jiang You is told by the System that she has only three minutes left to live. The only way to extend her life is to become award-winning actor Qin Lie’s devoted fangirl. There’s n 530Reads9.2Score102Shelves
21. 1471 管 You Call Her Baby and Me an Attention Seeker, Is That It? 管她叫宝宝，管我叫显眼包是吧 Chubby Peach Butt屁桃肥肥Modern Romance577k WordsCompleted [Transmigration into a book + flash marriage + half dating-show, half variety show + absurd comedy, chronically online memes + partial mind-reading] (1v1, a silly, fluffy romance) Yu Youyou transmigrates into a book. She becomes the villainess, destined to die a horrible death. Yu Youyou: Great. This perfectly suits my unique taste as a lunatic. From the start, a divorce agreement worth trillions is placed in front of her. Looking at a number longer than her life, Yu Youyou’s eyes fill with tear 796Reads9.2Score173Shelves
22. 1472 兜 I’ve Got Five Bucks in My Pocket, and You Ask If I Can’t Feel the Beauty of Life? 兜里五块你问我感受不到美好吗？ Faith Moves Mountains and Seas信则山海Modern Romance521k WordsCompleted [Comedy and meme references + A great state of mind + Going berserk + Plot + Devoted 1v1 romance, extremely doting] I’m so broke I have only five yuan left in my pocket, and you’re asking why I can’t see the beauty in the world? If I don’t turn evil, who will? If I don’t go crazy, who will? [Comedic villainess who goes berserk at the slightest problem × Beautiful, strong, tragic villain who is gentle and extremely doting] Zhao Moxun transmigrates into a CEO romance novel as Xia Yan, the tragic a 409Reads8.7Score109Shelves
23. 1473 穿 After I Transmigrated Into a Book, I Became a Top-Tier Star by Playing a Maniac 穿书后，我靠疯批人设杀进顶流 Dreamy Rookie Gaganiu爱做梦的菜鸟嘎嘎牛Modern Romance228k WordsOngoing [Transmigrate into a book + comedy + a golden finger that lets her reload saves + memes and jokes + crazy heroine + a male lead who's a bit of a green tea] She transmigrates into the body of a true heiress from a wealthy family who's been abused and blacklisted, then joins a dating reality show. Armed with a golden finger that lets her reload saves, she goes on an endless rampage and storms her way into the ranks of the top-tier stars. A certain man: “The moonlight shines upon me...” accompanied —Reads—Score—Shelves
24. 1474 疯 The Mad Heiress Is Back: She Takes Everyone Down Equally 疯癫千金归来：平等创飞所有人 Angry Hammer愤怒的锤子Ancient Romance587k WordsOngoing [Strong heroine + lighthearted comedy + no romance + wish fulfillment + wild imagination + formidable fighting skills] The first thing Qin Zhaoyue did after transmigrating to ancient times was try to kill herself. What’s the point if I don’t get a cheat? They promised me a relaxing vacation. Why did I still draw such a miserable identity? Was the original owner born under a cursed star? What kind of tragic life is this? Abandoned by her grandmother, despised by her parents, robbed of her life an 2.4kReads6.6Score136Shelves

    Reader note

    The female lead is in great spirits, and the content is lighthearted and funny, getting funnier as it goes on. [Laughing][laughing]

25. 1475 我 My Cancer Cells Devour Everything and Unlock an Interstellar Civilization 我的癌细胞吞噬万物解锁星际文明 Bound Without Limit无限绑定Urban169k WordsOngoing Urban sci-fi, wild ideas, comedy, mystery, infinite-loop challenges, a cyberpunk comeback, and more... Stay tuned! Chen Zheng is a top hacker and a genius with a doctorate in chemistry. After being diagnosed with terminal cancer at the hospital, he takes on an international cybersecurity repair job to pay for treatment. He discovers a mysterious organization controlling the world, the Deep Alliance Council. Chen Zheng is shocked to learn of its existence. Driven by curiosity, he hacks into the o 9Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I was wondering why it was so funny, with a touch of science fiction.

26. 1476 南 The Antarctic Ice Wall: Forbidden Zone Zero 南极冰墙：第零号禁区 Bound Without Limit无限绑定18k WordsCompleted Antarctic Ice Wall: The Zero Forbidden Zone 19Reads—Score—Shelves
27. 1477 代 Code 009: I Became a Robot Vacuum, Cleaning Corpses in a Haunted House 代号009：我变成了扫地机器人，正在凶宅里清扫尸体 Bound Without Limit无限绑定14k WordsCompleted Code Name 009: I Became a Robot Vacuum, Cleaning Up Corpses in a Haunted House 6Reads—Score—Shelves
28. 1478 老 The Patriarch Reforms the Cultivation Workplace 老祖整顿修仙职场 Bound Without Limit无限绑定31k WordsCompleted The Ancestor Reforms the Cultivation Workplace 2Reads—Score—Shelves
29. 1479 公 Highway Survival: From the Start, I Draw a Ghost Car 公路求生：开局抽到的是鬼车 Tong Yan同盐Sci-Fi & Apocalypse917k WordsOngoing (Honest Bunny Girl + Peacock-Strutting Man) [Female Lead with a Living-Dead Vibe + Northeastern Mute Groom Male Lead + Sharing Life and Death] [Strong Female Lead + Ensemble Cast + Game + Teamwork + Survival] Jiang Mo, a hardcore fan of Apocalypse survival stories, enters a road-survival game and ends up with the death car that once belonged to Chen Xiao, the former top-ranked player. When Jiang Mo hears that unmistakable Northeastern accent say, “Hey, girl, you know someone died in this car, ri 2.4kReads7.1Score277Shelves

    Reader note

    Hilarious! The male lead's character is hilarious! The female lead grows up so fast!

30. 1480 天 The Way of Heaven's Evolution: Bureau 503 天衍圣道之503局 This Daoist Wants to Quit Smoking道爷要戒烟Urban2.1M WordsCompleted A high-speed express train hurtles along its route. An ordinary train conductor gets drunk in a sleeper compartment, breaking the rules, and becomes embroiled in a bizarre tomb-robbing case. When he sobers up, he unexpectedly joins Huaxia’s most mysterious organization, Bureau 503... By chance, he crosses paths with the mysterious Tongji Alliance, setting him on a completely different path in life. 28.2kReads8.9Score2.8kShelves

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    Both books are humorous and witty, and quite funny. The first book has consistently maintained a readership of 500,000, while the second book is a slow burn and is currently being serialized.

31. 1481 黑 Tales from the Haunted Inn 黑店诡谈 This Daoist Wants to Quit Smoking道爷要戒烟Urban1.3M WordsOngoing 4.6kReads7.0Score388Shelves
32. 1482 我 I Feed Nine Sisters by Hunting 我靠打猎养活九姐妹 Heavenly Demon Great King天妖大魔王Male-Channel Fanfiction879k WordsOngoing [Screen and TV Four-Courtyard] Strolling through the spring breeze and living life to the fullest, he faces a disastrous start during the famine years, then raises nine lovely sisters. He steals a tiger's prey in the mountains and hunts wild boars, heads to the city to unearth treasure and capture enemy spies, and raids overseas for food, enjoying a carefree and thrilling life. 988Reads—Score112Shelves

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    Hilarious storyline, stand-up comedy-style language

33. 1483 末 Navigating the Apocalypse to Top the Rankings 末世穿梭金榜题名 Heavenly Demon Great King天妖大魔王Urban360k WordsOngoing A superstar is displaced by his wife’s first love, then persecuted until he loses all hope and jumps into the sea to end his life. The sole survivor of the apocalypse takes over his body and travels between two worlds, using endless entertainment resources to reclaim his glory. 1Reads8.3Score—Shelves
34. 1484 红 The Three Treasures of the Mortal World 红尘三宝 Heavenly Demon Great King天妖大魔王Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsCompleted What should you do when the Immortal Realm is being kept as livestock by aliens? The Celestial Worthy of Primordial Beginning borrows a soul from the Ancestral Star. Beauties of every kind arrive one after another. He cultivates alongside his wife, braves the mortal world, breaks through the void, refines chaos, and saves countless worlds! 111Reads8.8Score—Shelves
35. 1485 逼 You Want Me to Dance? I’ll Strike Back with a Sword to the Throat 逼我献舞？我反手一剑封喉 Ai Xi Ya哎嘻呀Martial Arts297k WordsCompleted [Transmigrate + System + wuxia + invincible + mistaken assumptions + hilarious + foodie + suspense] Transmigrated into the body of a stunning male performer, and the Regent is about to disfigure me from the start? Just as despair sets in, a mechanical voice booms inside my head! [Ding! A fatal threat to the Host has been detected. Mad Dance and Martial Arts Auto-Correction System bound successfully!] [The System comes fully upgraded. No training required. The stronger the opponent, the stronger 15Reads—Score108Shelves

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    I'm not sure if it will all reach your level of humor, but it will definitely remind you of one or two moves from [Sparrow's Masterpiece].

36. 1486 豪 The Drama Queen of the Wealthy Family: My Hapless Husband Can Read Minds 豪门戏精：我的怨种老公会读心 Ai Xi Ya哎嘻呀29k WordsCompleted A Drama Queen in a Wealthy Family: My Hapless Husband Can Read Minds —Reads—Score—Shelves
37. 1487 伪 Impostors Have Invaded: Jiahao and Dogs Not Allowed 伪人入侵，嘉豪与狗禁止入内 Brave Bull Who Loves Writing热爱码字的勇敢牛牛Urban165k WordsCompleted [Jiahao]+ [Impostors]+ [Comedy]+ [Urban Superpowers] [The impostors have evolved again. Who knows who gave them a copy of The Jiahao Behavior Guide? They’re now taking on all kinds of Jiahao forms, and ordinary security guards can barely tell them apart. We urgently need to recruit new guards.] As a handsome, mysterious, ordinary high school senior, I was swinging my sword in the rain on the sports field. But then some guy appeared, called me a pro-level Jiahao, and dragged me to a weird room to 90Reads—Score—Shelves

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    One person, laughing so hard they were practically crawling on the floor, exclaimed: "I can't watch anymore, I'm going to laugh like a fly if I keep watching..."

38. 1488 铁 Alchemy in an Iron Pot, Starting at a Magic School 铁锅炼丹，从魔法学校开始 Zong Lili宗狸梨Fantastical Romance212k WordsOngoing A strong female lead, no romance, ensemble cast #Comedic Ranting #Funny Light Novel #Nontraditional Leveling #Raising Kids Early On #Girls’ Love This is the story of a little stone stumbling her way through growing up. In her previous life, as Chang Le watched her life flash before her eyes, she had only one thought: Whether you’re cooking or making pills, never act on a sudden inspiration. When she opened her eyes again, she was in a strange magical continent. Why are all the humans she meets s 21Reads—Score—Shelves

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    It's really funny, not awkward at all. The early episodes are more slice-of-life, but the plot gets a bit more intense later on.

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