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  1. 201 Shut Up! Am I Your Personal Wish-Granting Well? 快闭嘴!你是我的人形许愿池吗? Urban663k WordsOngoing Chen Mo discovers that his foul mouth has become uncannily powerful, but in reverse. He wishes his company “boundless wealth,” and the next day the tax authorities come and tear the place apart. He wishes the jerk who stole his parking spot “a smooth journey,” and the guy immediately crashes into a police car on the roadside. The whole internet hails him as a “causality weapon,” and wherever he goes, trouble vanishes. Then he corners Su Xiaowan, the goddess he's had a crush on for years, his eye 4Reads—Score—14d adds
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  2. 202 EN From the Start, Immortal for Eternity, Laying Low Until the End of Time 开局长生万古,苟到天荒地老 Eastern Fantasy6.1M WordsCompleted [Published in print] [Not a wish-fulfillment story + tranquil daily life + lighthearted humor + no female lead + no tragedy + survival expert] Enter with caution. A longevity story told from the perspective of an immortal, spanning several great eras of cultivation. It begins in an ordinary mountain village, moves into a small domain, and then enters the vast world of cultivation, passing through the eras of flourishing development, golden prosperity, the collapse of the rules, the great dark up 515.8kReads9.7Score69.9k14d adds
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  3. 203 This Damn System Isn’t Human, It Wants Me to Call It Daddy 狗系统不当人,要我喊爸爸 Urban268k WordsCompleted Pure, mindless comedy, with no dull moments and one laugh after another. The plot moves fast. Friends, if you’re willing to read it, just don’t curse me out. I may update a little slowly because I have to think up the plot, and I’m aiming for less than 100,000 words a day. The story is about the protagonist activating a Dad System. System novels all follow the same formula, and I didn’t want to go down the same path as everyone else, so this is a bit of an unconventional take. Just have fun, giv 46Reads—Score—14d adds
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  4. 204 The System Granted Me Immortality and Invincibility, but Not Eternal Youth 系统赐我长生无敌,却没赐我不老 Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted [Everyday cultivation + decisive and ruthless + irreverent cultivation + old-timer mentor + a little System] (A serious note: This book is told from the perspective of a long-lived old man. Cultivation techniques and spirit stones aren’t important, and there’s no leveling up, monster slaying, or auction-house browsing. If you like stories about young protagonists leveling up, slaying monsters, and visiting auction houses, go read those instead. This book has none of that.) “Sir~ Come on in~” “Yo 16.1kReads8.4Score1.3k14d adds
  5. 205 Hilarious Heavenly Court: My Mouth Has Been Blessed 爆笑天庭:我的嘴开过光 Fantastical Romance378k WordsCompleted [Everyone’s Darling + Jinxed Tongue + Sibling Shenanigans + Best Friends + Gossip-Watching + System + Learning Skills] [No Romance] [Comedy] Reborn as Nezha’s little sister, I thought I could just lie flat and enjoy being everyone’s favorite. But the moment I opened my mouth, Dad lost his beard. I opened it again, and the Southern Heavenly Gate came crashing down. The whole Heavenly Court thought my brother did it. Nezha: Go ahead and cause trouble, sis. I’ll take the blame! Li Jing: Don’t 1.2kReads—Score11014d adds
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  6. 206 Everyone's Gossiping: The General's Little Cotton Jacket Has a Leak 全员吃瓜:将军的小棉袄漏风了 Ancient Romance559k WordsCompleted [Mind Reading + Gossip + Everyone's Favorite + No Romance + Lighthearted + Hilarious] Gossiping got me killed, so the underworld compensated me with a giant loudspeaker that broadcasts my thoughts! My name is Gu Niannian, a veteran gossip lover. I died at twenty-two after watching a wife and her husband's mistress tear into each other, when a flying high heel hit me squarely in the head. A rookie Grim Reaper fumbled and took the wrong soul. To make amends, the scheming King of Hell handed me the 6kReads8.8Score64814d adds
  7. 207 You Brat, Just You Wait! 逆子,你给我等着! Ancient Romance629k WordsCompleted [Transmigration + palace intrigue and household drama + romance + comedy + devoted couples] After marrying into the family to bring good luck, Chi Yue accidentally offends a whole crowd of powerful nobles and breaks up one couple after another. The Chancellor: Chi Yue is a heartless little schemer! She dared to talk my wife into divorcing me. I’m going to tear her apart! The Grand Marshal: Chi Yue actually taught my wife to trick me out of my money. She’s planning to swindle me out of every last 6kReads9.0Score74314d adds
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  8. 208 Reincarnated Immortal Official: I Bring Heavenly Immortal Children to the City 转世仙官:我带着天庭仙童在都市 Urban274k WordsOngoing The Underworld's Black and White Impermanence are my brothers! I'm an immortal reborn? What do you mean my moral standards are lower than those of the immortals in Heaven?” Jinlian, you and Brother Yu are never going to happen. Jia Xu, what kind of wicked schemes are you thinking up?! And you, hurry up and take apart that mortar! Someone up there has already called me in for a talking-to!! 4Reads—Score—14d adds
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  9. 209 After the Tycoon Wife's Thoughts Are Read, the Melon Patch Is Full of Spies 豪门夫人被读心后,瓜田里都是猹 Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [The Whole Family Hears Her Thoughts + Gossip + Everyone’s Darling + Wealthy Family + Showbiz] Ji Fei’s soul was accidentally summoned into the wrong body, and she transmigrated into a wealthy wife who was about to get divorced. [Oh wow! After the divorce, I’ll be rich, gorgeous, and single. Who needs a husband? Huh? I was framed… Divorce! Hurry up and divorce me! If they uncover the truth, I’ll never get away!] President Qin, who was about to sign the divorce papers: ??? Before long, the compan 27.9kReads9.2Score4.2k14d adds
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  10. 210 The Entire Marquis's Residence Hangs Themselves, Begging the Fake Heiress to Come Home for the Feast 侯府全体上吊,求假千金回府吃席 Ancient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted [Meme humor + Absurdity + Unhinged antics + Lighthearted daily life + Invincible heroine + No official couple, ship whoever you want] Jiang Miao: Stop trying to help people. Just laugh at their fate. But then again, if the money's right, I'll gladly give your fate a couple of extra stabs! After dumping three High Gods, Jiang Miao is exposed and flees to the mortal realm. She takes over the body of the Xuan Yuan Marquis household's fake heiress, who has lost her memory. The marquis household is s 36.1kReads9.2Score4.9k14d adds
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  11. 211 If I Have No Shame, Ascension Is Just Around the Corner 只要我不要脸,飞升指日可待 Eastern Fantasy229k WordsOngoing System + absurd comedy + invincible, mortifyingly embarrassing antics After transmigrating to the cultivation world, everyone else meditates, comprehends the Dao, and bitterly cultivates for ten thousand years. I, Hao Xian, get bound to a ridiculously unscrupulous System that trades public humiliation for merit! The System shop lists only the names of its wares, never what they do. Before buying: What a bargain! After buying: I want to die. Spirit-Gathering Pill? Makes you fart all day. Ligh 3Reads—Score—14d adds
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  12. 212 The Ultimate Schemer: I Lower the Bar for Romance-Focused Fiction 最强毒士,我拉低女频世界下限 Historical1.4M WordsOngoing [Transmigrate into a Book + Poison-Tongued Strategist + Ruthless + No Romance + Comedy + Maximum Satisfaction] Lin Yi transmigrates into a romance novel and becomes a strategist by the female lead’s side? Having read the original, he knows: The female lead, Su He, may be a princess with power in her hands, but she’s an utterly love-addled saint! Her younger brother the emperor, her princess consort, even her maids and servants can all bully her! Fortunately, Lin Yi has the [Strongest Poison-Tong 4.2kReads8.3Score33414d adds
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  13. 213 Laugh, Go Crazy, Laugh Yourself Silly: I Transmigrated into a Book Set in the Tang Dynasty 都笑,都疯,穿书到大唐我笑疯了 Ancient Romance223k WordsOngoing [Transmigrates into a book + hilarious + System + modern woman in ancient times + romance + silly fun + marriage first, love later + satisfying payback + wildly imaginative + happy ending] The sickly, possessive Prince Li Xuan of the Tang Dynasty ✖ Tang Xiaoxiao, a stand-up comedian who transmigrates into a book set in the Tang Dynasty (If you're tired or in a bad mood and want to unwind, come on in. I hope this will make you laugh and laugh!) (When it comes to life, the most important thing is 135Reads—Score—14d adds
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  14. 214 My Scrap Recycling System: It Turns Out to Be a Mouth 我的废品回收系统:竟然是一张嘴 Urban650k WordsOngoing [Comedy + Dumpster Diving + Everyday Life + System + Urban + Wild Imagination + Realistic + Hilarious + Tycoon + Scrap Collecting + Recycling + Getting Rich + Multiple Heroines] Everyone else's Systems are lifeless, but my System, Li Ran's, is alive: a pair of bright red lips. Ever since she came into my life, things have gradually started getting better. Comedy, a System, everyday life, dumpster diving, and meeting all sorts of women: that's Li Ran's daily life. I'm a handsome 32-year-old guy w 639Reads—Score4714d adds
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  15. 215 What Kind of Haunting Is This? Come Help This Daoist Master Cultivate! 什么诡异?来助道爷我修行吧! Mystery154k WordsOngoing Books can be trash. Don't confuse the book with its author. They are two completely different things. Want to find out what “Happy Water Tonight” is? Want to see what happens when you have “the runs all day”? How to make a whole temple full of monks suffer explosive diarrhea. How to discuss a patient’s condition with someone in a mental hospital. See a different kind of “resistance against Japan.” Keep an open mind and come on in! Filial piety is power! Read without using your brain, and just ha —Reads—Score—14d adds
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  16. 216 Fox Venerable, You Said Our Marriage Was Fake, So Why Are You Taking It Seriously? 妖尊说好的假结婚你怎么还当真了 Fantastical Romance261k WordsCompleted Su Meng takes money to pretend to be the girlfriend of Long Chen, the Demon Venerable. She thinks it'll be a quick job, then she'll take the money and leave. But then... She casually asks, “Are you going to take responsibility?” and he already has names picked out for their children. She praises him, “You're really impressive,” and he pulls her into his arms and kisses her on the spot. She calls him “husband” to get paid, and he practically wants to give her the entire demon realm as her bride p 52Reads—Score—14d adds
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  17. 217 Slam Dunk: The Great Emperor Tsunoda 灌篮高手之角田大帝 Anime Fanfiction1.9M WordsOngoing If you don't read to the end, you'll never know what this book is about! It's definitely not just a story about leveling up with a System! [Comedy + Slam Dunk + Daily Life + School Life + City Life + Face-Slapping + Plot Twists + Romance + Transmigration + Rebirth + Weak System + Food + Suspense + Fan Fiction + Sports] These are the amusing exploits of the Great Emperor Kakuta. A comedic slice-of-life story disguised as Slam Dunk. In the Slam Dunk anime, Shohoku High School's basketball team has 931Reads8.1Score—14d adds
  18. 218 After Announcing We're Expecting, the Villain Is Forced to Turn Over a New Leaf 官宣有崽后,反派被迫从良 Modern Romance660k WordsCompleted Animated series: Silly, adorable little darling, your kitty is here~ [Everyone's Darling] + [Little One] + [No Romance] Original title: After Announcing Their Baby, the Villain Was Forced to Turn Over a New Leaf Everyone knows the Fu family of the imperial capital is a prestigious clan. The five young masters are all exceptional talents, but each has a peculiar personality. The family patriarch is even more ruthless and utterly indifferent to others. That is, until they adopted a little girl fro 19.6kReads9.3Score1.3k14d adds
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  19. 219 I'm Not a Beast-Taming Lunatic, the AI Is! 我真不是御兽癫佬,癫的是Ai! Urban103k WordsOngoing Comedy / Absurd humor / Meme references / Chuunibyou / Social embarrassment / Crossover anime / Wild delusions / Unhinged behavior / Gap moe / Light novel I transmigrated to a world of beast tamers, but the Wolong AI bound to me keeps making me embarrass myself. During the hatching exam, the AI told me to hug an egg and belt out “Tan-tan”; While feeding my spirit beast, it told me to flip grass in a wok while shouting chuunibyou lines; During combat training, it told me to fight while doing —Reads—Score—14d adds
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  20. 220 EN You're Speedrunning High-Level Martial Arts While Others Suffer? 别人练功吃苦,你直接速通高武? Urban3.6M WordsOngoing [Signed for publication] [High martial arts + wish fulfillment + total domination + fast-paced + ruthless] “Ye Li, your opponent this time is my boyfriend. You’re no match for him, so hurry up and forfeit...” “You knocked him to his knees?!” “Ye Li, why did you apply to the top of the five great academies? Didn’t your teacher tell you not to get complacent and to keep your feet on the ground... You’ve already been granted early admission?!” “Ye Li, this strange beast rules the whole region. We’r 143.1kReads9.1Score10.8k14d adds
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  21. 221 EN The Villain Should Be Invincible 反派就应该无敌 Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted The animated adaptation is now streaming: The Lord Who Suppresses the Nine Heavens: The Protagonist Should Be Invincible Reborn as the leader of a demonic cult, he obtains the Villain Invincibility System and from then on makes the cult invincible. I am Zhou Qiong, leader of the demonic cult. No one is allowed to contradict what I say. Even while protecting the cult with one hand, I remain invincible in the world. 33kReads9.3Score2.6k14d adds
  22. 222 A Ghostly Life, Smiling as I Forget 幽冥笑忘生 Urban327k WordsCompleted [Comedic underworld + cultivating ghosts and immortals + rule-based horror + wild mythological ideas + xuanhuan + reborn + adventures across the Three Realms + comeback + mystery-solving + satisfying payoff + System] Also known as: Wrong Soul Hook from the Start! Hilariously Outsmarting the Three Realms Others cultivate immortality by chasing power. He cultivates ghosts by chasing laughs! A hilarious new blend of suspense, urban fantasy, immortal cultivation, adventure, and ghost cultivation! Co 36Reads8.6Score—14d adds
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  23. 223 I Invest in the Chosen Clan, and My Strength Equals the Entire Clan's 投资天命族人,我实力是全族总和 Eastern Fantasy4.4M WordsOngoing [Invincible + Clan + Ensemble Cast + Behind the Scenes + Feel-Good Power Fantasy + Dominant + No Female Lead + No Romantic Tension + No Simping + No Holding Back + Decisive and Ruthless + Even More Exciting Later] Jiang Daoxuan transmigrates into a fantasy world and becomes the head of the Jiang clan. He obtains the Strongest Clan System. His strength is tied to the combined strength of the entire clan: the stronger his clan members, the stronger the Host! What's more, investing in clan members 126.4kReads9.1Score9.6k14d adds
  24. 224 Northeastern Ghost Doctor: I Cure Every Kind of Defiance! 东北鬼医:专治各种不服! Mystery1.9M WordsOngoing [Mystery and wild ideas] [Hilarious power fantasy] [Folk horror] [Invincible protagonist] [No female lead] (The short drama adaptation, Northeast Ghost Doctor: Five Ghosts Carry Me on My Journey from the Start, is now available on Tomato Short Drama.) Chen Shian, a ghost doctor from Northeast China born under the "Tenfold Peace" destiny, descends the mountain at his master's command to heal the world. With silver needles in his left hand, he cures ailments caused by ghosts; with his right fist, 27.1kReads9.2Score2.8k14d adds
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  25. 225 I Can Rewrite the Plot, and the Hero and Heroine Are Stunned 我能改剧情,男女主麻了 Modern Romance408k WordsCompleted [System + wild imagination + silly fun + hilarious + female lead, no CP] Jiang Nuan transmigrates and gains a golden finger that lets her access and alter the plot whenever she’s near the male and female leads. [Xu Yan sneered and walked toward Rong Jia.] Looking at Rong Jia, a hopeless romantic, Jiang Nuan smirked and changed “walked” to “crawled.” Xu Yan sneered and was just about to step forward when his body went out of his control and he sprawled on the ground. Under everyone’s stunned gaze 1.3kReads8.9Score14914d adds
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  26. 226 Starting My Supernatural Journey in Another World 从异界开始超凡 Urban3.7M WordsCompleted [No System + showboating + the only one with magic + comedy + urban cultivation + playing weak while secretly strong + modern city + high-level martial arts + travel between two worlds] Heaven gave Li Mobai the ability to transmigrate to a cultivation world, but forgot to give him a golden finger. No matter. What respectable person relies on a golden finger? With heaven’s favor, technology as his weapon, and hard work, who cares about golden fingers? He just wants to travel between worlds, mostl 21.8kReads8.0Score2.2k14d adds
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  27. 227 This Is Hilarious! The Good-for-Nothing Little Celestial Master Is Haunted by a Ghost 笑死!废材小天师被鬼缠上了 Fantastical Romance371k WordsOngoing (Now available on Tomato and Red Fruit animation platforms) In the ancient age of the Primordial World, Heaven and Earth were divided into yin and yang, and Mount Tai stood over the underworld. Zhang Xiaolin was an heir to the Celestial Masters' Mansion, but he was no good at exorcising ghosts or drawing talismans. He was also ridiculously cowardly. In a fit of pique, he ventured into the back hills and accidentally entered a sealed chamber, releasing the imprisoned Ghost King, Meng Guang. He me 186Reads—Score—14d adds
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  28. 228 Great Ming: My Uncle Is Zhu Yuanzhang 大明我大伯是朱元璋 Historical1.2M WordsCompleted He was Zhu Yuanzhang’s most trusted nephew. He was also the person who gave Zhu Yuanzhang the biggest headache. He loved to play the rascal, and though people could beat and scold him, they couldn’t kill him. After all, he was the only son of Zhu Yuanzhang’s second elder brother. But this guy really was a troublemaking lout who drove the entire court crazy: he tricked Old Zhu, conned Young Zhu, and loved beating up Zhu Laosi. 19.8kReads8.8Score84414d adds
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  29. 229 Junior Sister Yilin Blunders into a Matchmaking-Sect Entertainment Company 仪琳小师妹误闯合欢宗娱乐公司 Modern Romance244k WordsCompleted [Extra sweet + male-male romance + satisfying payback + wild imagination + domineering CEO + gossip + goofy antics + showbiz + reality dating show + face-slapping] [Unhinged female trainee vs. innocent, lovestruck goofball] After discovering his secret, I was sent abroad and eventually jumped off a building to kill myself. When I woke up, he was beside my hospital bed, speaking softly: “Linlin, don't be afraid. I'm here.” I raised my hand and slapped him twice. “Don't touch me.” I've learned not 3Reads—Score—14d adds
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  30. 230 Tilted Top Laner: Crushing the Opposing Lane from the Start 红温上单:开局打崩对抗路 Sports1.4M WordsCompleted Uzi, I’ve got amazing news! To repay you for once handing in an application so you could play a visual novel, Lord Su Chen said after winning the championship: All you have to do is submit an application too, and he’ll personally edit you into his championship trophy photo! If you’re willing to give him a bathtub as a victory gift, he’ll even slim your face for you! .. My name is Su Chen. I’m a professional League of Legends player: handsome, mild-mannered, and a cleanliness fanatic. I love 28.4kReads9.1Score1.6k14d adds
  31. 231 Bald Monk, How Dare You Call This Daoist Improper! 秃驴,敢骂道爷不正经! Urban557k WordsCompleted A leaky temple. A Taoist shrine with full Wi-Fi bars. Two masters who constantly undermine each other, and four disciples each with their own little schemes. Here, the Buddha is worshipped with utmost sincerity, while the cultivation is utterly outrageous. Faming, abbot of Yichan Temple, has dreamed his whole life of turning his tiny rundown temple into a Shaolin branch temple, even though he can't complete the Arhat Fist routine. Xuan Qingzi, master of Sanqing Shrine, has spent his life hoping 1Reads—Score—14d adds
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  32. 232 Livestream Antics: Starting with Dazai the Dolphin 直播整活:从豚子呆小妹开始 Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Livestream + Pranks + Female Streamer + System] She gets a livestream prank System. Every successful prank earns her a random reward! Jiang Nan: I’ll do a magic trick for you. Dai Xiaomei: What kind of trick? Jiang Nan: I’ll make your livestream disappear! With that, Jiang Nan reaches toward her own waist… Dai Xiaomei:!!! Are you crazy?! [Ding! Congratulations, Host! Your prank succeeded. You’ve been rewarded with ten million yuan!] [Ding! Congratulations, Host! Your prank succeeded. You’ve 40.2kReads9.0Score2.2k14d adds
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  33. 233 Two Years of Playing Nice, and the CEO Heard Every Thought 装乖两年,心声全被总裁听见了 Modern Romance158k WordsCompleted I played the sweet, mild-mannered secretary for two years, cursing my boss eight hundred times. Then one day, he suddenly gained the ability to hear my thoughts. Out loud, I said, “Of course, Mr. Gu. I’ll revise the financial report for the eighteenth time right away.” In my head: [Screw you! These ridiculous numbers are giving me breast nodules! Do you need this KPI on your grave or something?!] He set down his fountain pen. “Secretary Lin, you sure come up with some colorful insults.” My smile 102Reads—Score—14d adds
  34. 234 Heard His Senior Brother Was Going Down the Mountain, the Demon Ancestor Practiced Buddhist Teachings All Night 听说师兄要下山,魔祖连夜修佛法 Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted Wang Huitian is a self-conscious man with no spiritual roots, yet his swordsmanship is divine. From the moment he leaves the mountain, the world knows no peace! Demon Ancestor: “What? He’s going down the mountain? Quick, bring me my kasaya!” Demon Clan: “Damn it, my son’s meat is tender. Hurry and hide him!” Forbidden Grounds: “We’re doing a deep clean today. Tomorrow, everyone must stay silent. Anyone who dares disobey will be thrown onto the mountain.” He demands a title from heaven and earth, 13kReads8.8Score1.4k14d adds
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  35. 235 You Want Me to Be the Wicked Female Lead? I'll Rewrite the Plot and Become a CEO 让我当恶毒女配?我改剧情当霸总 Ancient Romance647k WordsCompleted [Laugh-Out-Loud Shenanigans + Transmigration into a Book + Plot Rewrites + Strong Female Lead + No Romance] This book is absolutely unhinged (originally titled "I Changed the Plot and Made the Regent Eat You-Know-What". That title was rejected, so it got a new one.) After getting dumped by her domineering CEO boyfriend, Shu Yan happens upon a Supporting Female Character Revenge System. It lets her transmigrate into all kinds of novels and rewrite the plots for the supporting female characters. · 13.1kReads9.2Score1.7k14d adds
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  36. 236 The Bystander Who Transmigrated into Horror Movies 穿越在恐怖片里的路人甲 Mystery2.5M WordsCompleted Everyone else who transmigrates gets the protagonist treatment, with treasures and beautiful women at their side. Li Haotian transmigrated as a mere nobody, and into a horror-movie world, no less, surrounded by demons and monsters. With his own life already in danger, he still had to complete assignments. Fortunately, he was lucky enough to gain the skill of having every wish granted: call to Heaven, and Heaven answers; call to Earth, and Earth responds. All kinds of immortals looked out for him 20.3kReads7.9Score1.2k14d adds
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  37. 237 Reborn into Liu, Guan, and Zhang, I Leave the Warlords Stunned 魂穿刘关张,诸侯们被整麻了 Historical1.4M WordsOngoing [Absurd Three Kingdoms, the wildest unofficial history, pure comedy, and unhinged nonsense] In this world, famous generals all have special martial skills. Guan Yu’s Green Dragon Slash can cleave through city walls. Zhang Fei’s battle roar can make his enemies tremble with fear. Zhao Yun has infinite stamina, charging into enemy ranks and taking heads amid a thousand troops. The late Eastern Han dynasty is in chaos. The shameless Liu Bei, cautious Guan Yu, and righteous Zhang Fei join the eighte 120.3kReads8.2Score12.1k14d adds
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  38. 238 A Group Text Confessing My Love, and My Aunt Cries That I Sent It Too Late? 告白短信群发,小姨哭诉发晚了? Urban413k WordsCompleted Su Yang transmigrates to a parallel world, becomes a small-time streamer, and activates a mission System. Only this System isn't exactly respectable. [Today's livestream mission: Send a mass confession text. The mission is complete as soon as you hit send.] [Note: From ninety-nine-year-olds to toddlers who can just walk, any age or gender!] Su Yang: … “Everyone dies someday, but not from public humiliation!” [Refuse a mission and the System will be forcibly reclaimed!] Su Yang: “Damn it, th 12.1kReads9.0Score1.1k14d adds
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  39. 239 I'm a Goofball, So Being a Little Invincible Is Totally Reasonable 我一个沙雕无敌亿点很合理吧 Urban1.5M WordsCompleted Top rich kid Lin Bei becomes intellectually disabled after a car accident, commonly known as an idiot. At the same time, the world undergoes a global upheaval: demons and monsters return, and danger keeps closing in. Lin Bei: You don’t actually think I’m a moron, do you? [Ding! System warning: Host, please don’t use your mental impairment as an excuse to do whatever you want…] 27.8kReads9.3Score3.7k14d adds
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  40. 240 Journey to the West: I Was an Ant on the Sidelines When They Pinned Down the Monkey 西游:压猴的时候我在旁边当蚂蚁 Eastern Fantasy1.1M WordsCompleted Lin Yifan transmigrates to the world of Journey to the West. He happens to see Sun Wukong being crushed beneath Five Elements Mountain. But he’s just an ant now! It’s not as if he can chew through Five Elements Mountain! And on top of that, he has to worry about being crushed under someone’s foot at any moment. Other people have Systems, and he has a golden finger too. Gazing at the golden finger shining in his mind, he can’t help thinking this thing looks completely unreliable! The Three Realms 6.1kReads8.5Score46614d adds
  41. 241 Dating Show: I Became a Top-Tier Star by Being Shameless 恋综:缺德的我成为了顶流 Urban1.4M WordsCompleted The short drama adapted from this novel, Dating Show Oddball: The Top-Tier Star Can't Take It Anymore, is now streaming on Tomato! [Absurd comedy] + [Dating Show] + [Ten years of driving experience] Chen Su joined a Dating Show. He thought the director had chosen him for his looks, but it turned out to be because he was weird. From the moment he agreed to join, the whole show descended into chaos. # Guests write down their names to be assigned to teams. The female guest blushes and stammers, "Wh 16.5kReads8.7Score1.2k14d adds
  42. 242 Livestreaming Pranks with the Campus Belle, Leaving the Whole Internet Clenching Their Teeth 直播带校花整蛊,全网后槽牙咬碎 Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Comedy + livestreaming + System + campus belle + total sucker + shameless + Satan tattoo on his back] He Xiaobai transmigrates into another world and activates the Resentment System. Make people resent him, and he earns Resentment Points that can be exchanged for all kinds of prize bundles. To earn even more Resentment Points, He Xiaobai rides the livestreaming wave. On his streams: While everyone else is doing military training, he pairs a beautiful girl with a watermelon; While everyone else 2.9kReads8.8Score28014d adds
  43. 243 You’re a Variety Show Star, So Why Is Your Acting This Good? Are You Trying to Get Yourself Killed? 你个综艺咖,演技这么好不要命了 Urban1.1M WordsCompleted Ye Feng, once a movie emperor, transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a background celebrity who barely gets by on variety shows. His “fake” romance with a top-tier starlet is mocked across the internet. And that’s not all. The System he’s bound to is a useless support system that rewards and upgrades him based on the popularity he gets from his haters. “Ding! Reward: god-tier cooking skills.” “Ding! Reward: explosive sprinting power, enough to run 100 meters in just 9 seconds.” “Ding! Re 15kReads8.7Score1k14d adds
  44. 244 My System Is Out of Line, and I’ve Become a Trouble-Making Streamer 系统不正经,我成搞事主播 Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Livestream] [System] [No Female Lead] [Feel-Good Power Fantasy] [Comedy] [Wild Antics] [Laugh-Out-Loud] A small-time streamer is doing an outdoor Livestream when he runs into a five-step snake and gets bitten! A deadly situation! How can he survive? Li Ke: “Don’t panic, guys. According to local folklore, anyone bitten by a five-step snake will die after taking five steps. So let’s try walking backward five steps and see if we can turn this around!” Li Ke: “If it works, I’ll walk backward ninety 13.1kReads9.1Score1.4k14d adds
  45. 245 Marrying Up 攀高枝 Ancient Romance424k WordsCompleted [Film and TV rights sold] [Print edition published] Zhang Zhixu had everything from birth. A family with a century of prestige, enviable talent, and a career that kept rising step by step. But he found life terribly dull. Then, one day, an accident struck, and his soul entered a woman's body. A woman who couldn't read a single character, yet dreamed of marrying into a powerful family and becoming a phoenix. · Chen Baoxiang had traveled a thousand miles from the countryside to the capital, hoping 162.8kReads9.6Score22.7k14d adds
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  46. 246 I Saved the Entire Sect by Giving Up 我靠摆烂拯救了全宗门 Ancient Romance1.9M WordsCompleted (The second physical volume is out) Ye Qiao woke up one day to find she had become the second senior sister, a tool character in a novel about a girl adored by everyone. In the novel, whenever the junior sister was in trouble, the second senior sister stepped in. If the junior sister wanted a divine artifact, the second senior sister fetched it. If the junior sister lacked a spiritual root, hers had to be dug out. Ye Qiao was at her breaking point. She fled the mountain in the middle of the nigh 217.1kReads9.6Score24.3k14d adds
  47. 247 I Talked Back to the Boss and Got Fired, Then Was Rewarded with a Trillion 怼哭老板,被开除就奖励万亿 Urban1.3M WordsCompleted [This novel has been adapted into the short drama Fired Over Something This Small] [Hilarious] [A Cure for the Blues] [The Ultimate Working-Stiff Fantasy] [An Absolutely Hilarious Workplace Slice of Life] [Unforgettable] [A Fresh and Original Premise] Chen Dongsheng binds himself to a System that challenges him to get fired. Once he has been fired 100 times, he will receive the ultimate reward: one trillion yuan in cash. Boss: “Why aren’t you working overtime?” Chen Dongsheng: “Because I’ve cl 10.9kReads8.3Score1k14d adds
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  48. 248 A 1970s Military Marriage: That Couple's Both a Little Crazy 七零军婚:那两口子都有点癫 Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Period Setting + Inventory Space + Comedy + Wish Fulfillment + Two Golden Fingers] Ruan Qiqi spent ten years being treated for an illness, and her condition was perfectly stable. After leaving the hospital, she unexpectedly transmigrates to the 1970s, into the body of a country girl who has just been dumped by her scumbag fiancé. Nearly everyone around her is awful. But she isn't afraid. She has a space packed with supplies, a golden finger, and nine lives, so she can do whatever she wants with 46.8kReads9.2Score5.8k14d adds
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  49. 249 I Can Improve the Quality of My Superpowers 我能提升异能品质 Urban1.5M WordsCompleted [Invincible + Comedy + Everyday Life + No Angst] Huaxia can’t contain him anymore, so they send him abroad. The protagonist never behaves like a normal person: he charges people to use the school toilets, lists the school for sale online, steals his classmates’ red bellybands, swindles black-market con artists, robs the black market, hauls exotic beasts away in a sack, sells his superior’s car, and then goes abroad to cause trouble. What? You have an SSS-rank ability? Sorry, all of my abilities 35.2kReads8.8Score4.5k14d adds
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  50. 250 I Told You to Confess, So Why Did You Hit on the Underworld Boss's Daughter? 让你表白,你找上黑道千金? Urban1.5M WordsCompleted [System + family + one heroine + sweet everyday romance + lighthearted comedy] Su Jiang is a first-year university student who unexpectedly awakens a System. [Host, confess your feelings to someone of the opposite sex within thirty seconds. Fail, and you die immediately!] With no other choice, Su Jiang confesses to An Rou, the class beauty, in front of the whole class. Su Jiang: “An Rou, I like you. Would you go out with me?” An Rou: “What do you like about me?” Su Jiang: “Uh… your legs are real 58.7kReads9.4Score6.1k14d adds
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