The Gods and I Made a Pact: I Called Them Idiots 神明与我画押，我骂神明傻叉

1 最 The Ultimate Schemer: I Lower the Bar for Romance-Focused Fiction 最强毒士，我拉低女频世界下限 Gatsby Can't Get Back on His Feet盖兹比不会翻身Historical1.4M WordsOngoing [Transmigrate into a Book + Poison-Tongued Strategist + Ruthless + No Romance + Comedy + Maximum Satisfaction] Lin Yi transmigrates into a romance novel and becomes a strategist by the female lead’s side? Having read the original, he knows: The female lead, Su He, may be a princess with power in her hands, but she’s an utterly love-addled saint! Her younger brother the emperor, her princess consort, even her maids and servants can all bully her! Fortunately, Lin Yi has the [Strongest Poison-Tong 7.5kReads8.3Score584Shelves

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This book can be said to be enjoyable from the beginning to the end. There is no plot to subdue one's wits or fraud in the introduction. Whatever is in the introduction is what is in the book. It's so damn exciting. I can laugh from beginning to end. [Laughing][laughing]

2 长 Teacher Chang Mao 长矛老师 Beyond the Mountains山外Modern Romance677k WordsCompleted Originally titled “You Sell Swords, I Go Crazy: Together, We Set the Entertainment Industry Straight” [Rebellious CEO × Defiant Top-Tier Star] [Entertainment industry + absurd comedy + dating show + nonsense + memes + shameless antics] Jiang Qiyu transmigrated into a book. She became a brainless cannon-fodder character in a novel about a fake heiress in the entertainment industry. After taking a phone call, she realized the plot was already more than halfway through. Her family had abandoned he 175.8kReads9.7Score21kShelves

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Follow Shanwai to learn how to be crazy and be happy every day. Everything about Shanwai is great, but updates are a bit lacking. The madman outside the mountain has his own tricks, and I don't lack a knife. During the serialization of the first book, my mental state was very worrying. You give me face, the cushions on my shoes, and the long-eared flag are enough. The second book is finished, and the ending is a bit choking. Stone and bamboo are a perfect match, but the relationship is a little teary. Recommended star rating: 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

4 我 I'm a Goofball, You're a Goofball, We Were Born to Be Geniuses 我沙雕你沙雕，我们生来是天骄 Cool, Cocky Ultraman Family Member酷拽奥特曼家属Modern Romance303k WordsCompleted This novel is also known as The Tough-as-Nails Heroine Makes Her Name Through Being Ridiculous [The nation's darling + mysticism + entertainment industry + no romance] When the Ghost Realm heard that Lin Yao had become a celebrity, they breathed a sigh of relief. Surely she wouldn't torment them anymore now that she was famous? So they went to the human world to cause trouble, having the time of their lives. Lin Yao flashed a talisman and smiled. “Three sentences, and I'll make you die 108 times 5.3kReads9.1Score796Shelves

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Stop talking and watch.

5 十 The End of Ten Days 十日终焉 Pest Control Team Member杀虫队队员Mystery3.2M WordsCompleted 2024 Tomato Novel Annual Peak Rankings TOP 1 | 2024 China Online Literature Influence List | 2024 China Good Novel Award | Over 2 million copies sold (No harem, no formulaic tropes, no invincibility, no System, no mindless antics, no wish fulfillment. Read with caution if these bother you.) Just when I thought it was an ordinary day, I discovered I had been captured and taken to the End. Just when I thought I could escape by continually taking part in death games, people began awakening supernat 1.8MReads9.9Score227.2kShelves

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To be precise, he is indeed a god. Qi Xia really looks at people like they are fools.

7 我 Slay the Gods 我在精神病院学斩神 Three Nine Sound Domain三九音域Urban4.3M WordsCompleted A must-read hit on Tomato Novel | Original novel of the hit anime Slay the Gods | IP influence on the China Online Literature Influence List | 2023 China Good Novel Have you ever wondered whether monsters from ancient myths lurk beneath the neon-lit city? Have you ever wondered whether gods stand watch over humanity atop the moon hanging high above us? Have you ever wondered whether extraordinary people walk among us in our bustling modern cities, acting in the gods’ stead? In the society ruled 1.2MReads9.9Score172.5kShelves

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I made a pledge with the god, and the god turned out to be my mother. Under Klein, my mother was killed indiscriminately.

8 奇 How Strange: The Moment I Was Bound to the System, Things Got Spooky 奇了怪了，系统一绑，邪门到场 Not Yao不是夭Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Livestreaming, spilling tea, showbiz, law-abiding outlaw, System, shipping her own couples] Before binding to the System: a law-abiding citizen After binding to the System: constantly being hauled in to give statements Jiang Zhiyuan: “I’m a law-abiding citizen!” Her fans: “She’s a criminally insane outlaw!” Netizens before they were poisoned by her antics: There’s a wanted criminal over there! Netizens after they were poisoned by her antics: What do you mean, a walking 500,000 yuan bounty? [The 11.3kReads8.9Score1.3kShelves

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I love Dian So You wll

12 我 I Made a Pact with the Gods, and Now You’re All Turtles 我与神明画押，你们都变王八 Sine and Cosine Live in the Sun正余弦生活在太阳Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Ridiculous comedy] When Yan Luo was put on the spot from the start and expected to confess in front of everyone, she thought fast and called out to the young master: “Classmate Cang Zhu, wise people don’t fall in love. Let’s build a beautiful homeland and work together to create a harmonious society!” The young master: ... The young master at first: “Go away! Keep your distance! You’re scaring me!” The young master, winning himself over: “Holy crap, she insulted me. Does she like me? Holy crap, 37.9kReads9.6Score5.7kShelves

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Is it this one?

13 注 Warning! The Amnesiac Follower of the Yandere God Is on the Loose 注意！病娇神明的失忆信徒出没 Salty Fish Jiao咸鱼娇Two Male Leads421k WordsCompleted [Dual male leads + unhinged god + chuunibyou + no logic] Lu Zhi, the first-generation god who had lost his memory, thought he had transmigrated into a book and become the younger brother of the story's main villain. On the brink of death, Lu Zhi offered his soul to a god and sealed a pact with him. The god's first command was, unbelievably, to kill a god. But things soon seemed to veer off course. Not only did Lu Zhi succeed in killing a god, he also fell in love with one? When the Twelve Zo 115Reads9.3Score—Shelves

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How is it? Two male protagonists [laughing evilly][laughing evilly][laughing evilly]

15 我 I’m the Greek God of Madness, So Don’t Mess With Me 我，别惹，古希腊掌管癫子的神 Whirlwind Lightbringer旋风光之子Modern Romance326k WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy + a spineless loser’s descent into madness] Jiang Lian transmigrated into a book, becoming a supporting female character in a story about going crazy. Her job was to serve as a foil to the unhinged heroine, and she could only return home by repairing the plot. Overworked drone Jiang Lian said, “Isn’t the foil to an unhinged person just a spineless loser? I’ve been a corporate workhorse for five years. Nobody understands being spineless better than I do!” And so, on a variety show. 13.5kReads9.4Score2.2kShelves

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The first one is very, very funny. Jiang Lian in the book is very funny. She is brave and kind, dares to hate, love and hate (although she is a bit cowardly). Although she has a bit of twists and turns on the road to wealth, she still succeeds. This book can be recommended. The second one is, (The Combination of the King of Hell). The plot is very funny. If you like it, you can read it. The third one is, The Overbearing Northeastern Wife tells the story of Yang Mengyue who traveled to ancient times and her husband's funny daily life. These are actually my recommendations. You can take a look. In fact, I only recommend them to you after reading them. All the recommended indexes are five. If you like it, give me a heart. I love you.

17 满 The Max-Level Expert Transmigrates into a Book and Crushes the Secret Identity Novel's Heroine 满级大佬穿书后完爆马甲文女主 Beiming Zecheng北冥泽城Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Dual transmigration into a book + Exposing Each Other's Secret Identities + Feel-Good Wish Fulfillment + Supporting Character Takes Down the Female Lead] Lin Yingzhuo transmigrated into a book about secret identities and became the original heroine's fake-sweetheart older sister. The original heroine had countless secret identities and was the beloved goddess of the whole story, both cool and dazzling. Lin Yingzhuo's mission was to expose all of the heroine's secret identities and become friend 1.5kReads9.5Score272Shelves

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The first one is really good! There's nothing embarrassing about the vest story!! I like to see the two people, Kuan and Susu, feeling extremely guilty after fighting each other's vests. And the feeling of water in the horse will not feel like Mary Jack Su. And in the following plots, the most powerful thing about Guan and Susu is their incredible IQ, super logic and caution. The main plot seems too comfortable and comfortable, and some of the supporting characters are also interesting, such as Jinxu and Guimao. It really makes me laugh when I see them. In the book, the king of b is also b, which makes people extremely comfortable! It's really beautiful, highly recommended!

20 我 My Dear Subjects, Why Won’t You Speak? 我亲爱的子民，你为什么不说话 Sine and Cosine Live in the Sun正余弦生活在太阳Modern Romance284k WordsOngoing [Absurd comedy] [Bratty, wicked princess x Knight Commander who dotes on his wife] Due to a System error, the princess of the Interstellar Empire and her four knights transmigrated into a showbiz novel, becoming a five-person team of villainous cannon fodder. From the start, during a livestream... The chuunibyou princess stayed in character as a wicked villainess and said to a turtle, “My dear subject, why aren't you speaking?” Knight One: “Your Highness, it must be so captivated by your beauty 2.8kReads9.3Score303Shelves

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Story introduction: The first book is a combination story about King Yama (Wang), which really makes people laugh on the bed! Recommended star rating: Stars, Stars, Stars. The second book is written by the same author as the first one, and there are also Yama and Yan Wang in it! Recommended star rating: Stars and Stars The third book is about variety shows, and it's also very funny! Recommended star rating: stars, stars, stars

22 钱 Money's Hard to Earn, and Work's a Pain. Not a Penny Comes Home 钱难挣屎难吃，一分别想带回家 Lost a Big Watermelon丢了个大西瓜Modern Romance106k WordsOngoing [Nonsense + explosive chaos + goofy comedy + going off the rails + quick transmigration] [No fixed pairing, ship whoever you like] Jin Yu was crushed to death by a turtle. An utterly ordinary wage slave, she arrives in a high-tech underworld and still doesn’t forget her original purpose. To pay off her debts, she “willingly” joins the quick-transmigration world, where she works year-round without a break, 24/7. Now, let’s interview the workaholic ghost with the deepest grudge within a radius 7Reads—Score—Shelves

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(Appears in a sports car) Good evening, my beautiful sister, I wonder if you have time (Parked in the wrong place) (Towed away) (Send message) (Failed to send message) (Leave with regret) (lower sexy voice) Good evening, my baby, have you (choked on saliva) (Coughing heartbreakingly) (Shaking the red wine glass) Good evening, my baby, I wonder if you are willing (wine spilled all over the pants) (Hurry Leaving) (Hands on the wall and approaching) Good morning, beautiful sister, I wonder if you are interested (the paint is still wet) (Leaving in a hurry) (Legs crossed, back against the wall, holding a rose) Woman, good evening, I don't know if I have time (My foot slipped and fell to the ground) (Covered in mud, he fled in embarrassment) (Appeared with a rose in his mouth) Good morning, my friend, I don't know if you are willing to take a look (Stung in the mouth) (Leaving in a hurry)

23 水 Still Waters Run Deep, Mom Brought Our Big Brother Along 水浅王八多，咱妈带咱哥 Chao Ge朝戈Modern Romance834k WordsCompleted [Hilarious entertainment industry + Parenting variety show + Motherly celebrity + Yun Li is an old lady!] Yun Li, the old lady who’s lived a bold life in two lifetimes, is alive again! This time, it’s a brutal start: she becomes a mom without the pain of childbirth! She’s gentle and considerate, a great cook, kindhearted, and reliable! Her charm sweeps through the entire parenting show! Her son wants to learn about financial management, so Yun Li says, “Mom will open an account for you. You only 1.6kReads9.4Score281Shelves

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They are all good books that I keep at the bottom of my box.

24 摆 I Quit and Call Off the Engagement! Chase Me and I'll Hold Your Funeral 摆烂退婚！追到我给你开追悼会 Sanyingli三樱里Modern Romance561k WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy + showbiz + secret marriage to a tycoon + outrageous nonsense + everyone’s favorite] Qin Wanyin is a professional human shield, the sort who takes the hit for others. After retiring, she unexpectedly transmigrates into the role of a tycoon’s universally despised fiancée. The tycoon and his sweet, innocent sweetheart are all lovey-dovey on a dating show, while netizens slam Qin Wanyin as the other woman. Qin Wanyin: “I’m over it. Let’s call off the engagement.” The sweetheart pouts 22kReads9.5Score3.8kShelves

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These are a collection of ridiculous and nonsensical quotations [face covering][face covering][face covering] The first book, Qin Wanyin vs. Lu Jianye, is really super good-looking. After reading the first chapter, you will know that the subsequent plot development is very interesting. The second book, Jiang Lian vs. Shen Que, Sister Mianmian and Brother Quezi, are wimps who go crazy about literature. The male protagonist always accompanies the female protagonist to make trouble. The third book, Shi Ha vs. Si Qingyan, the male protagonist disguised himself as a woman to get along with the female protagonist. This one is also super interesting to read.

25 嘎 I’m Going Wild Without a Care, Let Me Enjoy My Idleness in the Imperial Ancestral Temple 嘎嘎发疯不内耗，老娘摆烂享太庙 Not Dim-Witted After Waking Up睡醒不呆Modern Romance2.6M WordsCompleted [Print edition signed for publication] [Insanely outrageous wish-fulfillment + a few secret identities + savage online roasts + devoted romance with both leads’ first love + dazzling the world] In her previous life, she died with regrets. Now she has been reborn in the middle of a massive online hate campaign! If they’re going to hate on her anyway, she might as well stop pretending! Her scumbag fiancé gets shoved into a cold pool, then coughs and blames her? Sheng Wenyin: “What, caught a cold? 139.8kReads9.6Score15.9kShelves

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The first book, Yama King cp, the male protagonist's self-guided strategy, is really funny, it made my stomach hurt when I laughed [laughter and cry][laughter and cry] The second book, Long Ear cp, is about the illness (bushi) love between Uncle Slap and Spear Teacher who run in both directions. This book is full of jokes and funny everywhere [laughter and cry][laughter and cry] The third book, Qi Tian Dasheng CP, I don't allow anyone to read the love-hate story of Brother Yinzi and Qi Jiaojiao (bushi). The above three books have full five-star funny index [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying]

26 虽 I'm a Goofball, but I Still Hit Back Hard! 虽然是沙雕，但还是重拳出击！ Song Yanxi宋言蹊Two Female Leads493k WordsCompleted (Content warning: Two female leads, and a male-male secondary couple. Please skip if that bothers you.) Jiang Qingyu took a tumble, and just like that, memories that weren’t hers came flooding back. She was the long-lost biological daughter in a novel, while the heroine was the adopted daughter. Usually, in a situation like this, she’d be a minor character doomed to oppose the heroine. After being brought back to the wealthy family in the book, she was disliked by everyone. Her four older brothe 657Reads8.8Score105Shelves

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These books are all very, very funny. Except for the last one, which has no system, the others are all systematic. They all tell the story of the heroine who is the destined girl and is transported to that world to reverse this weird situation.

30 就 Even as a Fake Heiress, I’ll Still Daringly Embrace Doing Nothing 就算是假千金也要勇敢摆烂 Ji Furan纪扶染Modern Romance659k WordsCompleted [Print edition launching across all platforms on August 9, 2025] When Shen Yue was twelve, she accidentally fell into a pond while feeding the fish. That was when she learned the truth: her parents weren’t her real parents, and her five older brothers weren’t really her brothers. She was the Mu family’s fake heiress! Faced with a future where she was destined to lose everything, Shen Yue decided to get ahead… by lying down. If she was going to lose it all anyway, she might as well lie back and 153.2kReads9.6Score18.9kShelves

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The lawless heroine, the kind who stays up late watching and laughing until the next door complains.

31 厄 The Misfortune Streamer: One Sentence from Me Scares the Whole Internet to Tears 厄运主播，我一句话吓哭全网 Magnaton of Linggu Temple灵谷寺的玛格纳顿Urban249k WordsCompleted [Comedy + sly schemer + human nuclear bomb + patriotism + self-detonation + Eagle Sauce's nemesis] My name is Chen Dongfang. I was kidnapped at three, crashed into a dump truck at eight, and graduated from a second-tier college at twenty-two, only for it to be downgraded to a junior college... I somehow got my bachelor's degree downgraded to an associate degree... During my career, fourteen companies went bankrupt. My boss was arrested for tax evasion, my wife cheated on me, my son wasn't mine, 1.7kReads8.5Score139Shelves

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Highly recommend this first book, every word in it can make me laugh silly

32 权 Power Over the World, Sword in Hand Beneath the Heavens 权倾天下，剑挽天华 I Took Great Pains我煞费苦心Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Feel-good power fantasy] Originally titled My Money, Your Life: We're Both Crazy and The Unmatched Little Jinx. Someone had set a trap to make everyone turn against me. “It's fine, I have a System…” Luo Yinyou reassured herself. “Even if the System is a total troll!” The world order shifted, the distribution of fortune changed, and countless geniuses emerged. Among them, the young lord Ye Ci of Dragon Island shone brightest, hailed as the strongest Divine Soul Realm cultivator of the age! “Ye 53.4kReads9.6Score7.1kShelves

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🍀①Someone has made a dead end and wants "me" to betray all the relatives❗ "It's okay, I have a system🤖..." The heroine comforted herself, "Although the system is a fool [face covering]..."... The world has changed drastically, luck has been redistributed, and geniuses are rushing to emerge🐉. 🍀②My sister said that the prince and the princess finally lived happily together🎎, but what happened to the prince next door? He fell in love with the evil queen at first sight without saying anything💘, and even killed the king and succeeded in taking the throne... 🍀③Sand Glyphs❗❗❗The heroine "He is so cool.", System [Villains generally have arrogant character settings [cool]. ], The heroine "Yes, if God wants you to perish, he must first make you crazy [think]." The system [This sentence is not used in this way [face covering].]

34 当 When the Nitpicker Becomes a Cannon-Fodder Villainess 当杠精沦为炮灰女配 Loquat枇杷Modern Romance555k WordsCompleted [Transmigrate into a book + campus + sweet romance] A sharp-tongued troll forged on the internet has actually been sealed inside a book by a young Taoist priest, who expects her to reform and become a better troll? Dream on! After transmigrating into the body of a down-and-out real heiress, she tears up the plot and tramples all over her assigned character: if she’s a cannon-fodder character, she’ll strip the protagonist of their halo; if she’s a poor student, she’ll outdo every top student; if 988Reads9.2Score119Shelves

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Is it enough? [Learned][Learned][Learned]

37 空 She Drops into the Trending Topics! The Top-Tier Star’s Flirty Teasing Steals the Show 空降热搜！顶流小撩精秀翻娱乐圈 Yan Xiaoxi炎小熙Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Hilariously Unhinged + Metaphysics + Face-Slapping + Everyone's Favorite + Two Powerful Leads + Sweet Romance] From the start, she carried a suona down the mountain to send her whole family on their way. Her scumbag father cursed and schemed against her? She raised the suona and smashed his head open! "You dare call yourself my father? My name isn't even on your household register. How can you prove it? I'm your father!" When her scheming, fake-sweet stepsister made trouble, she retaliated by t 5.6kReads9.5Score786Shelves

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These books are all good

38 许 I Drew a Turtle in the Wishing Pool and Cursed the Male Lead into an Idiot 许愿池里画王八，诅咒男主变傻瓜 No Angst不虐Modern Romance346k WordsOngoing [Hilarious + revenge on scumbags + winning her back at any cost + love rival showdown + secret love comes true] * Jiang Yaoyao admits it: she's a slave to money. On her Nth transmigration into a book, Jiang Yaoyao and her twin sister are adopted by the Jiang family, suddenly gaining four older brothers. But she can't bring herself to smile, because she's read the book and knows that those four will eventually get up to all sorts of things with her sister. And in the bonus chapter, she'll become 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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I don't allow anyone to not know about them!

42 一 One Man Destroyed My Spiritual Root, So I Summoned the Four Seas and Eight Wastelands to Beat Him Up 一人毁我灵根，我摇四海八荒群殴 Fruit Tea with Pearls果茶加珍珠Ancient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted [Goofy strong female lead + hilarious feel-good power fantasy] Qin Qian Ning transmigrates into a book! She becomes the miserable female supporting character in a story where everyone dotes on the heroine. The heroine is the chosen one, who finds rare spirit herbs just by walking around and wins without lifting a finger. Meanwhile, Qin Qian Ning studies and trains hard, only to get struck by lightning on her way to the bathroom, and eventually beaten to death by her senior brothers. What a sucke 8.3kReads9.3Score1.4kShelves

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These books are really amazing and very funny. In the third book, the heroine only realizes after entering the sect that the people in the sect are very involved and they are simply the wronged ones. The others are also very nice~

43 女 The Queen Starts Out as a Top-Tier Star 女王从顶流做起 I Took Great Pains我煞费苦心Modern Romance1.8M WordsCompleted [Print edition preorders open September 5, 2026, at 7:00 p.m.] From the start, she transmigrates and nearly kills her younger brother. If she doesn't complete the System's missions, she'll be punished with electric shocks. Following the System's instructions, Nan Xiangwan joins a survival show for aspiring idols. While the other young women sing and dance... Nan Xiangwan: “I'll perform a brick-breaking trick with my bare hands!” 52.5kReads9.5Score5.8kShelves

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I like the first one, it made me laugh so hard, I'm a bunch of idiots. The second one is also very funny. I laughed so much that my stomach hurts. I'm not joking. The third slap in the face scene is super 6, you can check it out. The fourth one is very outrageous.

46 沙 The Goofy Heroine Uses Tech to Cultivate Immortality and Becomes Unstoppable 沙雕女主科技修仙，超神逆天 Chilly Dawn Light晓光寒Ancient Romance588k WordsOngoing [Transmigrate into a Book, Absurd Comedy, Ensemble Cast with No Romance, Female Lead Is a Weapons Master] Jiang Ning transmigrates into the heroine of a feel-good xianxia novel. She thinks she can follow the plot and reach the pinnacle of life, only to discover the book’s wicked villainess has been reborn, too! The villainess gets there first, destroys Jiang Ning’s dantian, and dumps her at the gates of Zhaoyuan Sect. In the original story, everyone from Zhaoyuan Sect eventually becomes a villai 1.2kReads9.2Score211Shelves

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All very nice.

48 叛 After Defecting, I Accidentally Became the Strongest Sword Cultivator 叛逃后，一不小心成了最强剑修 Sine and Cosine Live in the Sun正余弦生活在太阳Ancient Romance535k WordsOngoing [Ensemble cast + mostly friendship and family bonds + multiple team battles] No one at Qingwu Sect expected their junior sister, who had always meekly gone along with everything and cried to win their favor, to suddenly rebel, drug them herself, and escape the sect. Even less did they expect to meet her again on the opposing side. The noisy, boisterous, rough-and-tumble young men and women of Yueming Sect surrounded her protectively and cleared a path for her. “Make way! Can’t you see our Die-di 9kReads9.4Score1.4kShelves

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Same author, really good!!

50 我 I Offer Incense to the Gods, but They Say My Incense Isn't Good Enough 我点高香敬神明：神明说我香不行 Jing Xusheng惊栩生Ancient Romance86k WordsOngoing I am bound to the [God Strategy System], and the rule is "Follow them and give them your faith." But I ordered high incense to worship the God of War, who said I was too murderous; I worshiped the God of Literature, but the God of Literature thought I was utilitarian and vulgar. System crash: [Warning! The host's incense belief value is -∞!] I simply let myself go and lit a stick of wild incense of unknown composition for the evil god who symbolized "nothingness". The smoke twisted and the evil 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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This is a newly opened book. I don't know what it will be like in the future.