I Drew a Turtle in the Wishing Pool and Cursed the Male Lead into an Idiot

Name: I Drew a Turtle in the Wishing Pool and Cursed the Male Lead into an Idiot
Author: No Angst

许愿池里画王八，诅咒男主变傻瓜

by No Angst (不虐)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 346k Words
Genre: Modern Romance
Subgenre: Modern Romance High-Concept
Updated: 2y ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

[Hilarious + revenge on scumbags + winning her back at any cost + love rival showdown + secret love comes true]

Jiang Yaoyao admits it: she's a slave to money.

On her Nth transmigration into a book, Jiang Yaoyao and her twin sister are adopted by the Jiang family, suddenly gaining four older brothers.

But she can't bring herself to smile, because she's read the book and knows that those four will eventually get up to all sorts of things with her sister.

And in the bonus chapter, she'll become her sister's unlucky substitute.

System: Your mission is to protect the heroine. For every point earned during the mission, you'll receive 10,000 in cash.

Jiang Yaoyao wipes away her drool: “I'll defend my sister's virtue to the death!” (It's all for the money.)

So when the story officially begins, Jiang Yaoyao doesn't hesitate to pick up a brick and bring it down hard.

And just like that, the whole family ends up staring at one another outside the ICU.

The ruthless CEO eldest brother: “Did you do this?”

Jiang Yaoyao: “Y-yeah.”

The lovesick painter second brother: “Do you even know what you're doing?”

Jiang Yaoyao: “I saw Third Brother nibbling on Sister's neck…”

The playboy celebrity third brother: lying motionless.

The arrogant school bully fourth brother: “That **. Why are we even treating him? Let him go die!”

Jiang Yaoyao (thinking): “Male rivalry is so freaking exciting!”

Later, surrounded by the men, Jiang Yaoyao wonders: “Why have the male leads from all my previous worlds shown up? This rivalry is a nightmare!”

The girl forces a stiff smile, tosses away her brick, and throws herself into the arms of a powerful villain.

She calls sweetly, “Hubby, I'm scared!”

Gu Jinze's defenses crumble at once. “I'll teach them a lesson for you…”

Other names

惊呆！沙雕软包被反派大佬抱走了Alternate title on Fanqie

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It's very interesting. This book made me understand that the best partner is guarding you silently from behind. Even if she doesn't know that he loves him, he is still using his sincerity to capture her love. I think this time of reading the book will also give him a chance to have a lover who has loved him for many lives! Even though it is only chapter 81, I am really moved by his sincerity and regret for the male protagonists in other planes (bushi). In the end, I hope they can grow old together and not regret this life~₍˄·͈༝·͈˄*₎◞ ̑̑
12 likes3y ago
Very nice. Big cheers for the author! Love you ❤️
9 likes3y ago
Very nice! I have been watching it intermittently since the beginning of school. Some parts of the plot are of a type that I like very much, such as the male vixen's male supporting character. I really love it. Who doesn't like a male vixen? There's also the emperor's plane. I feel like I've finally finished watching all the book-recommendation videos I've seen before. It's super good-looking. So far, I've read 100 chapters. The stories are all very good. I really like the male protagonist. Big boost for the author.
7 likes3y ago
I would like to ask if this article is 1V1? I was a little angry when that yandere named An did that to the heroine. The male protagonist is Gu, right? But the writing is still pretty good. Support support support! The plot is quite novel. I hope the author will not abuse the male and female protagonists. The male protagonist must be Gu. No fox!
3 likes3y ago
I think it's pretty good I raise the banner for Buhu, let's see who dares to be his enemy
3 likes3y ago
Super pretty!!! If you haven't seen it, come and take a look. Please, please, it will really make me sad if you don't watch. 😢😢😢
1 like2y ago
It's very interesting. It's interesting. It's not boring at all.
1 like3y ago
It's a very good-looking genre and I like it very much. It's really hard to find something I like to watch now.
1 like3y ago
It's super beautiful. Please update more from the author. It's not enough 🥺
1 like3y ago
Super pretty! But I don't know why there are so few ratings
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