Funny Urban Stories That'll Make You Laugh So Hard at Midnight Your Mom Kicks You 都市搞笑,半夜笑死,被妈踹。
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I'm a Frail, True Heiress, So What's Wrong With Knowing a Little Mysticism? 我病弱真千金,会亿点玄学怎么了
[Metaphysics + fortune-telling + satisfying revenge + absurd comedy + no romance] Chi Le had lived for sixteen years before finding out his younger sister had been switched at birth! His parents said, “Your sister is frail and sickly, and can't take care of herself. You have to look after her.” One sleepless night, Chi Le went outside for a walk and saw his frail, sickly sister jump straight down from the third floor without a scratch. Chi Le: ? Then his supposedly helpless sister punched a thou
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My Livestream Mission Is to Livestream 我的直播任务是直播
[Livestream] [Comedy] [Absurd] [Just-for-Fun Story] Jiang Xian gets a Livestream System. As long as he completes tasks while livestreaming, he can earn rewards. [Ding! Host's livestream task for today: livestream.] Jiang Xian: ??? What do you mean, my livestream task is to livestream? [Ding! Congratulations, Host. You've received a reward: 10 in cash!] Jiang Xian: ??? 10? Not ten thousand, just ten bucks? I've never seen a System this stingy!!!
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City of Beasts 异兽迷城
Gao Yang was an orphan. At the age of six, he transmigrated to a parallel world and began living in a warm family of five. When he turned eighteen, Gao Yang accidentally discovered the truth about the world: this was not a parallel world at all, but a mysterious realm, and all the relatives and friends around him were terrifying Beasts! Gao Yang nearly lost his life
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The Melon-Field Writer's Epic Fail 瓜田写手翻车记
The Melon-Field Writer’s Epic Fail
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I Only Make Money, Never Romance: I'm the Best Professional Simp! 只赚钱不谈情,职业舔狗我最行!
(Succubus + winning back the husband + lighthearted comedy + everyday campus life + no System + not reborn + sweet and angsty) A gambling-addicted dad, an alcoholic mom, a sick little sister, and a broken-hearted him. To make money, Lu Xing chose to provide emotional support instead of doing either brainwork or manual labor. Everyone knows Lu Xing is the humble pursuer of the aloof campus beauty Wei Qingyu. He loves her to his very core and takes care of her in every possible way! Wei Q
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- 156 The System Made My Best Friend Find Me a New Husband: Plaster and Ink Fragrance 系统逼我闺蜜给我换了个老公——石膏与墨香 The System Made My Best Friend Find Me a New Husband, Plaster and the Scent of Ink 1kReads—Score—Shelves
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Cultivation: Recording the Good Life 修仙:记录美好生活
After obtaining the Record System, all Lu Yao has to do is capture interesting moments to earn all kinds of rewards. And so begins his recording journey in the world of cultivation. “This year’s list of prodigies has to have Saint Son Lingyun at the top, right?” “The top swordsman of Beiyuan would be a reasonable choice too.” “The Nine-Tailed Heavenly Demon? It’s a bit of a stretch, but I guess that works too.” “...” “What do you mean some nobody defeated every prodigy single-handedly, and there
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- 158 The Clingy Drunk 酒后粘人精 A Clingy Drunk 11.5kReads—Score—Shelves
- 159 Simulating the Future: At Last, Lord of Time 模拟未来:终为时光之主 [Simulations + extending lifespan and improving aptitude + no artificial limits on combat power + fast-paced + neutral protagonist who does as he pleases] In a world devoted purely to martial arts, Yun Shou thought that with only his weak cheat, he'd live an ordinary life... That is, until he turned fourteen and got a second, flawed simulator. He never expected that when the two cheats combined, he'd become invincible! After the years flew by (though, in truth, not that long), Yun Shou looked ba 53.7kReads8.7Score5.9kShelves
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The Rat King Forced Me to Cultivate, and I Got Rich Across Worlds by Snagging Bargains 鼠王逼我修仙,我靠捡漏暴富万界
[Ordinary Mortal's Treasure-Hunting Cultivation] [Treasure Hunts and Mysteries] [Secret-Realm Expeditions] [Unearthing Treasures Across the Myriad Worlds] [Laid-Back Immortal Cultivation] [Secret-Realm Dungeon Adventures] [Lighthearted and Relaxed] Qin Lie: “Immortal, demon, or Buddha, I don't care. Anyone who gets in the way of my treasure hunt and path to immortality dies!” Treasure-Hunting Mouse: “Kid, you've got a big mouth!” Qin Lie: “If we can't kill them, we'll just run!” From antique s
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A Fleeting Moment 寸阴
[Infinite-loop adventure in the early stages + an intelligent villain + detailed supporting characters + haven't figured out the later stages yet ^_^] Urging someone to study medicine is a recipe for disaster! Even with a golden finger, you still can't overcome human nature! So let it go. Take off that white coat, as if shedding the shackles weighing you down, only to fall into a cycle, an apparently endless loop. Within the cycle of 2015, you uncover a shocking secret from hundreds of years ago
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My Senior Brother Has Something Wrong with His Brain 我的师兄脑子有问题
Li Xiaobai transmigrates into a cultivation world and lands straight in prison. The System he gets bound to turns out to be the Ten-Thousand-Year Survivalist System, so he can only keep his head down and quietly build up his strength for five years. The moment he gets out, his master dies and passes the position of peak lord directly to him. Yet there are only two people on the entire mountain. Li Xiaobai: Junior Sister, you can be the peak lord. This position is far too dangerous. Ye Hongluan:
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My Three-Year-Old Son Is a Little Comedian Who Drives Away Every Woman Who Takes an Interest in My Husband 我儿子三岁,是个笑话精,专克老公桃花
My Three-Year-Old Son Is a Little Comedian Who Keeps My Husband's Admirers at Bay
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- 164 You Call That a Healer? She Bludgeons Everyone to Death 你管这叫奶妈?她把人头都锤爆了 The print edition of I Can Pluck the Stars is available on all platforms. Genius + rich woman from the start. The day Ning Ruan left her village, a menace appeared on the Nine Provinces Continent. A mage? A sword cultivator? No, she just wanted to be a healer! All the continent’s geniuses: Shut up, you poisonous healer! Later: “Help! I never knew healers could heal people to death until I met Ning Ruan!” “But isn’t she a metal-element spiritual adept?” “Isn’t she wood-element?” “She’s clearl 213.5kReads9.5Score18kShelves
- 165 My Sister’s Boss Fell for My Brother 我姐的老板爱上了我弟 My Sister's Boss Fell in Love with My Brother 1.2kReads—Score—Shelves
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Grandpa, Did You Really Start a Rebellion in the Underworld? 爷爷,您真在地府造反了?
[Campus Life, Everyday Moments, Laugh-Out-Loud Comedy, Supernatural, Shameless Antics, Unhinged Behavior] “Good grandson, Grandpa's out of money for the war. Hurry up and burn me some cash!” Zhang Di got nightmares like this at least once a day, but never thought much of them. Until one day, he dreamed his grandpa was fuming: “You little brat, why is it so hard to burn me some money? Fine, I'll send someone up there to teach you how to burn joss paper, step by step!” Grandpa's attacking a city?
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- 167 This Pregnancy Romance Is Completely Unhinged 这个好孕文太颠了 This pregnancy story is completely wild. 668Reads—Score—Shelves
- 168 I'm a Goofball, So Being a Little Invincible Is Totally Reasonable 我一个沙雕无敌亿点很合理吧 Top rich kid Lin Bei becomes intellectually disabled after a car accident, commonly known as an idiot. At the same time, the world undergoes a global upheaval: demons and monsters return, and danger keeps closing in. Lin Bei: You don’t actually think I’m a moron, do you? [Ding! System warning: Host, please don’t use your mental impairment as an excuse to do whatever you want…] 28.5kReads9.3Score3.8kShelves
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Tokyo: I Have a Growth System 东京:我有养成系统
Original title: Tokyo: Starting by Winning Over the Neighbor's Wife Pure feel-good wish fulfillment Hao Qiang transmigrates to Tokyo in the 1990s, gains a cultivation System, and embarks on an extraordinary life… I'm no good at writing blurbs, so please check out the novel itself. Plenty of pictures, and they're especially lovely…
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- 170 The Top Assassin Falls in Love at First Sight with the Target 顶级杀手对任务对象一见钟情了 The top assassin fell in love at first sight with their target. 405Reads—Score—Shelves
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I Sell Fate Across the Heavens 我在诸天售卖命运
[Urban Imagination] + [the Myriad Worlds] + [Invincible Mastermind] + [System Management] + [Trading in Fate] I am Shen Yuan, a merchant of fate who walks through the cracks in time. One bottle of antibiotics buys Chongzhen the Forbidden City. A piece of intelligence from the future swipes ten billion dollars from Wall Street, with twenty extra years of life thrown in for a financial tycoon. Wealth, power, love, lifespan, even the desire to rewrite history... Everything on my shelves is up for
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Flowing Water, Fleeting Youth 流水不芳华
The Flowing Water Knows No Springtime
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I’m Only Two! What’s with This Comeback System? 我才两岁,逆袭系统什么鬼?
Well, here I am in a high-martial world, two years old, and the comeback System is forty years ahead of schedule! [At forty-two, you are the son of the Great Xia Martial Saint, yet you have achieved nothing. You haven’t even advanced beyond the fourth realm of martial arts...] [Now, at the age of forty, try to make the Chinese Martial Saint, who hasn’t smiled in thirty years, crack even the slightest smile.] [Mission reward: Dao Embryo Pill.] Lu Yu, one year and two months old by actual age but
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- 174 To Have More Babies, Even the Gods Go Wild (The Mortal Realm)! 为了多生娃,神仙也疯狂(人间篇)! Even Immortals Go Wild to Have More Kids (The Mortal Realm Arc)! 65Reads—Score—Shelves
- 175 Slay the Gods: I’m the Black King’s Agent, and I Have Time Zero from the Start 斩神:我黑王代言人,开局时间零 [Slay the Gods + Dragon Raja + No Female Lead] After transmigrating into the world of Slay the Gods, Lin Xuan discovers that he has become a classmate of Lin Qiye’s and awakened a golden finger. The blood of the Black King flows through his body, making him a Dragon Raja hybrid. From the start, he awakens the Spirit Word Time Zero. By devouring the mysterious, he can strengthen his bloodline and unlock all kinds of abilities. No matter what level of mysterious creature you are, even if you’re a 49.3kReads9.4Score6.1kShelves
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And You Still Say You're Not an Immortal 还说你不是神仙
Zhang Tian accidentally fell into ancient times. The soldiers and generals shouted, “The Immortal’s divine might is unmatched!” The emperor, his ministers, and the nobles crowded outside his home, pleading desperately: “Immortal, have mercy! Take pity on us! Please grant us your immortal arts and teach us how to live forever!” A wealthy merchant showed up with a hefty sum: “I’m infertile. Please help me have a son...” A young scholar said, “Please take me as your disciple, Immortal Master, and b
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- 177 People on Earth Won't Have Kids, and Even the Gods in Heaven Are Panicking! 人间不愿生娃,天上神仙都急了! People on earth don't want to have children, and even the gods in heaven are panicking! 23Reads—Score—Shelves
- 178 Transformed into a Thug Parrot, I Make the Campus Belle a Viral Laughingstock! 变身流氓鹦鹉,让校花全网社死! [Lighthearted] [Funny] [Demon Pill] [Meme References] Wang Teng transmigrates into a parrot and gets bound to a fan-attracting Evolution System. The problem is, his owner is a female livestreamer who never quite makes it big. It’s an absurdly bad start, but this bird never gives up! From then on, the livestreaming world has a foul-mouthed, shamelessly flirtatious, relentlessly savage parrot: “Holy crap!” “Hit me, then! Come on, hit me!” “So what? What can you do about it?” “Good morning, fe 7.4kReads8.0Score737Shelves
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The Eerie Spirit Medium: My Doll Can Really Manifest Spirits 诡异降神师:我的娃娃真能显灵
[Ghosts in the Book!] [Dark Tone!] [Villain Protagonist!] [Urban Supernatural!] [Horror Aesthetic!] [Invincible from the Start!] A sinister doll saws someone to pieces, a red-clad vengeful ghost claims lives at the airport, a hundred ghosts hunt people down along a ten-mile street, the dead rise again in a crematorium, and corpses dance wildly in an abandoned hospital... None of these things happened to me. They are all stories I wrote. My name is Yang Ning. I am an heir to the Ling Men, a profe
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- 180 Lisi's Smuggling Adventure 丽丝偷渡记 Lisi's Smuggling Journey 30Reads—Score—Shelves
- 181 Fellow Daoist, Why Is Your Human Emperor Banner Belching Black Smoke? 道友,你这人皇幡怎么冒黑烟啊? Even unorthodox paths can lead to Heaven! This poor Daoist has always been a bit timid. If I don’t pull up the roots after cutting the grass, I won’t be able to sleep at night! Heh heh heh... I, He An, am your great calamity! 81.4kReads9.3Score7.3kShelves
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A Max-Level Expert Crashes Five Hags, and Their Secret Identities Are Revealed Everywhere 满级大佬闯五哈,马甲掉一地
Updated regularly every day, with no breaks. Thank you for your support! I was hit by a car in an accident and spent about a month in the hospital. I was a bit out of it, so the plot went off track for a while. It’s back on the main storyline now!!! [Lighthearted] [Funny] [Everyday life] [Variety shows] [System] [Entertainment industry] [One female lead] [Rising star] White Ye went out to buy breakfast and had an incredible stroke of luck: he ended up in Blue Star, a parallel world to Earth! Tha
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I’m Really Not Getting By on My Looks 我真不是靠脸吃饭啊
I’m Really Not Getting By on My Looks
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Ghostly Qi Returns, and I Have Divine-Level Ghost-Taming Talent 鬼气复苏,我有神级御鬼天赋
[Ghostly forces return + ghost taming + light comedy + mild horror] Su Che lives in a world overrun by ghosts. An ordinary high school student, he awakens a System that triggers options whenever he encounters a ghost. Complete an option, and he receives the corresponding reward. “What do you mean, Option Three is to sing ‘Little Bunny, Open the Door’ to the Knocking Ghost??” System, am I crazy, or are you? Years later, everyone knows the legend of a ghost tamer. His strength is legendary. His st
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Dating Show: Why Are You Picking on Him? He’s Deficient in Virtue 恋综:你惹他干嘛?他五行缺德啊
[Goofy + hilarious + showbiz + variety shows + meme jokes + dating show + straight-talking guy] Chen Yang transmigrated. He landed in the body of a man on the day he was about to be coerced into sleeping with someone for a career opportunity. He thought he was finally about to reach the pinnacle of life, but after seeing the wealthy woman’s face, the teachings of Mencius he’d learned ten years earlier struck him right between the eyes. Wealth cannot corrupt him, poverty cannot make him abandon h
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- 186 The Casanova’s Glasses 海王眼镜 The Playboy's Glasses 11Reads—Score—Shelves
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From the Start, One Song from the Queen of Pop Sets the Whole Crowd Ablaze 开局一首天后燃爆全场
[Short drama: A Song from the Start Sets the Whole Crowd Ablaze] [He’s an all-rounder, an idol, a cultural invasion!] What? You’re a fan of King Guo, Queen Li, and those popular pretty-boy stars? Sorry, but all those people you mentioned are my fans! I’m not your idol, I’m the idol of all your idols! From the start, one song called “Ten Years” takes the entertainment world by storm, stunning the queen of pop and leaving audiences dumbfounded. Singers across the parallel world’s music scene plead
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- 188 What Exactly Happened That Night? 那晚,到底发生了什么 What exactly happened that night? 158Reads—Score—Shelves
- 189 After Quitting, I Take on Career Challenges and Let Loose 解约后,我在职业挑战,放飞自我 Lin Shu transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a minor celebrity on the edge of the eighteenth tier, freshly dropped by his talent agency. To earn some money for living expenses, he signs up for a livestream program called “Career Challenge.” On the first day, the other contestants draw jobs like video game tester and food critic, all sorts of glamorous work! Only Lin Shu draws the most down-to-earth job of all: construction laborer! Bad luck on the first day isn't a big deal. Maybe he'll 5.9kReads9.0Score463Shelves
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I Just Want to Slack Off, So How Did I Become a Top-Tier Star? 只想摆烂的我,怎么成顶流巨星了
[Comedy + lighthearted + one heroine] When Chen Ci stands on the stage of Voice of Huaxia, covering his face as he “cries,” everyone in the audience thinks he'll play up his sob story for attention, just like the other contestants. But who could have guessed that the moment Chen Ci starts telling his sob story, the whole internet would burst out laughing! “A gambling-addicted dad, a sick mom, a little sister still in school, and a broken home!” Audience: “Dude, seriously? Who taught you to t
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- 191 I Hid the Real Heiress and Became a Star 藏住真千金后我爆红娱乐圈 I Hid the Real Heiress, Then Became a Star 32Reads—Score—Shelves
- 192 Siheyuan: 1958, Starting Out as a Factory Doctor 四合院:1958,从厂医开始 [Period setting, reborn, hard-core traditional Chinese medicine, martial arts] This book is also known as If You Can't Read the Prescription, I'm Pretty Handy with My Fists Too. [Some say that no matter how good one person's medical skills are, they are but a speck of dust in the tide of history. But what if I bring out the sacred book, The Barefoot Doctor's Manual?] Fang Bie was an intern in traditional Chinese medicine who, after working himself to exhaustion with overtime, transmigrated into 40.3kReads7.6Score2.4kShelves
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Don't Call Me a Demon 别叫我恶魔
[Qing Feng's new novel, This Player Has Something Wrong with His Head, is now serializing and has plenty of chapters ready to binge] The sacred heavenly gates stand across the sky, while the demonic abyss of time and space lays waste to the human world. When twelve spirit springs burst from the earth, when the moon no longer belongs to humanity... Where will we go from here? A world of gods? A world of demons? No. This is a world that belongs to humanity! I will take up the crown no one else wou
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A Billion Deaths Later, I've Driven China's 749 Bureau Insane 死亡亿万次,我逼疯华夏749局
[Power-Fantasy Takeoff]+ [749 Bureau]+ [Superpowers]+ [Ancient Martial Arts and Qigong]+ [Epic Worldbuilding]+ [A Little Comedy] Chu Sheng, a high school senior, suddenly binds himself to a System. The first thing the System bro says is: [Host, hurry up and die!] Chu Sheng: “? Your mom...” [If you die, I’ll get you back on your feet. You’ll get stronger when you come back to life!] “...May your mom enjoy good health.” Chu Sheng immediately tries his luck at getting hit by a car. He gets scat
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- 195 I Talked Back to the Boss and Got Fired, Then Was Rewarded with a Trillion 怼哭老板,被开除就奖励万亿 [This novel has been adapted into the short drama Fired Over Something This Small] [Hilarious] [A Cure for the Blues] [The Ultimate Working-Stiff Fantasy] [An Absolutely Hilarious Workplace Slice of Life] [Unforgettable] [A Fresh and Original Premise] Chen Dongsheng binds himself to a System that challenges him to get fired. Once he has been fired 100 times, he will receive the ultimate reward: one trillion yuan in cash. Boss: “Why aren’t you working overtime?” Chen Dongsheng: “Because I’ve cl 10.8kReads8.3Score1kShelves
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I'm a Cash-Grabbing Streamer! But the Big Spender Really Does Send Gifts! 我,圈钱主播!但大哥是真刷啊!
Jiang Feng transmigrates to a parallel world and awakens a livestream money-grabbing System! As long as he earns gifts and tips and meets his cash-grabbing targets, he can receive random rewards from the System! And so, the internet's most shamelessly money-hungry streamer is born! "Boss! Singing, dancing, doing stunts, rapping, standing on my head, whatever other streamers can do, I can do too. And whatever they can't do, I can do even better!" "Boss, just tell me what you want me to do! As lon
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At Eight, I Act Like a Little Big Shot, and the Whole Internet Adores Me 八岁厅里厅气的我被全网爱戴
An unexpected transmigration turns him into an eight-year-old orphan, with the protagonist’s template from the start! To earn rewards from the System, he joins the “Rising Star Youth Class.” His self-introduction turns into a work report, making the whole internet think he’s the standard official’s-son type! Lin Li: “We must keep the Youth Class’s lights shining, do its work well, foster its fine traditions, and guard its doors!” Netizens: “Why does this kid sound like an official from the burea
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Struck by Lightning During My Ascension, I Cultivate Ten Thousand Arts Alone on Blue Star 飞升被雷劈,我在蓝星独修万法
[Single Female Lead: Kwon BoA] [Korean Peninsula] [K-Pop] [Tycoon] [Urban Cultivation] [I Alone Possess Supernatural Powers] [Invincible] [Does Not Hide His Strength] [Decisive and Ruthless] [No Harem] [No Romantic Ambiguity] [Everyday Life] [Slow-Burn] [Relaxed] At the moment of his ascension, a divine thunderbolt from the void struck Jian Xuan and sent him to Blue Star, where he became a bawling infant. Spiritual energy is scarce? He has cultivation techniques, pill recipes, and sword insigh
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- 199 My Wife Has Two Sides 老婆是个双面大佬 My Wife Is a Double-Sided Powerhouse 23Reads—Score—Shelves
- 200 My System Keeps Trying to Make Me Go Bald 我的系统整天都想让我秃头 [Absurd, Funny, Subversive] [Because I've been caught in the rain, I want to smash everyone's umbrellas] [Auntie, you've taken such good care of yourself. You're over 50 and still have all your limbs] [Basketball content included; skip if it's not your thing] When 18-year-old Xu An was told by the System that he'd be standing on a rooftop at 40, looking out at the view, all the color drained from his dream of a life spent lying flat. To somehow make it to 41, he had no choice but to activate t 33kReads8.7Score3.5kShelves
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