Funny Urban Stories That'll Make You Laugh So Hard at Midnight Your Mom Kicks You 都市搞笑，半夜笑死，被妈踹。

1. 251 坠 After Falling Off a Cliff, I Devoured All Things and Became a God 坠崖后，我靠吞噬万物成神 Big Brother Wang, Who Loves Cola喜欢喝可乐的王大哥Eastern Fantasy210k WordsOngoing The Qingyun Sect calls me the biggest good-for-nothing. I've been stuck at the first level of the Skin Tempering Realm for three years, trampled by everyone. Zhang Biao broke my knees and threw me off the Demonfall Cliff. “Good-for-nothing, you might as well die down there!” Who knew the bottom of the cliff would be where I took off! [Ding! Myriad Things Evolution System activated!] Devour poisonous herbs, and my skin becomes hard as iron. Devour demon beasts, and I gain boundless strength. Devo 226Reads—Score—Shelves
2. 252 重 Reborn: From College Student to Tycoon 重生：从大学开始当首富 Mango Plays by Himself芒果自己玩Urban1.6M WordsCompleted International finance reporter: “Mr. Stock God, how did you create your legendary success in the stock market?” Chen Xiao smiled. “I don’t know how to trade stocks. I’m not interested in them at all.” The reporter pressed him: “Then how do you keep winning, time after time?” Chen Xiao: “You’ll have to ask the stock market. I don’t know why it’s so cooperative with me either.” “Mr. Stock God, which generation of Best Actress is your girlfriend, then?” Chen Xiao smiled at the microphone without an 59.7kReads9.3Score4.4kShelves

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   Funny, satisfying read, highly recommended! ✨💫

3. 253 重 Reborn: My Beginner's Gift Pack Turned Out to Be... 重生我的新手礼包居然是 Old Gao Has Grown Old老高老了Historical2.2M WordsOngoing After a life full of ups and downs and hardships, Gao Yang, an old man, finally found some peace in his seventies. Then a line from a beautiful livestreamer in a video, “You have to ride Route 318 at least once in your life,” got stuck in his head. He promptly hopped on his motorcycle and set off for the Potala Palace. But before he could even leave the city, he rode against traffic and came face-to-face with a fully loaded, hundred-ton truck that couldn't stop in time! With a splat, Gao Yang wa 70kReads7.9Score5.8kShelves

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   After more than 3,000 hours of reading, do you think these are good?

4. 254 我 I Work in Customer Service for a Property Management Company 我在物业做客服 March Tiger三月的虎Urban668k WordsCompleted [Inside the property management industry] [Social issues] [Reality] [Workplace comeback] [Passionate] [Hard work] [Face-slapping] After his startup fails, Zhang Juntao returns to the workplace. Watch as he finds his way forward in the property management industry he once complained about! Cluttered hallways, parking problems, leaks, noise disputes, and a host of other headaches: how will he and his friends overcome them? How will he level up by defeating one challenge after another, growing from 266Reads9.3Score—Shelves

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   Property management staff are working non-stop during the day! Resident visits, handling complaints, and event promotions are all crammed in, leaving only 5 minutes to slack off 😮‍💨 Thankfully, Tomato Short Stories understands me perfectly. No need to follow updates, packed with exciting moments, one chapter is enough to recharge, making it easy to keep up even when I'm incredibly busy~ #TomatoShortStories #SlackingOffTool

5. 255 才 Only Three Years Old, and the Whitewashing System Is What? 才三岁，洗白系统什么鬼？ The Northern Gray Wolf Starved into a Dog北方苍狼饿成狗Eastern Fantasy1.2M WordsCompleted Su Yun transmigrates into a book as the great villain, except a thousand years too early! He's three years old this year. What is this Whitewashing System? [After you fall into darkness, your mother dies of grief. Reverse cause and effect and bring her back to life.] Su Yun looks at the impossibly healthy most beautiful woman under heaven and tentatively calls her “Mom.” [Quest complete. Reward: Bone of the Dao's Beginning!] The quests take a strange turn after that. [Slaughter the entire sect. 12.1kReads7.8Score1.8kShelves
6. 256 恋 Dating Show: I Became a Top-Tier Star by Being Shameless 恋综：缺德的我成为了顶流 Feng Qian Eats Sweet Potatoes风浅吃地瓜Urban1.4M WordsCompleted The short drama adapted from this book, Dating Show Scene-Stealer: The Top-Tier Star Can't Handle It, is now streaming, premiering on Red Fruit!! [Absurd comedy] + [Dating Show] + [Ten years of driving experience] Chen Su joined a Dating Show, thinking the director had picked him for his good looks. He didn't realize it was because he was such a weirdo. From the moment he agreed to join, the whole show descended into chaos. # The guests wrote their names down to be assigned into pairs. The femal 16.9kReads8.7Score1.2kShelves

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   Whether it's funny or not, you'll know once you see it. [Awkward laugh][awkward laugh][awkward laugh]

7. 257 以EN In the Name of Justice: Slaying the High-Martial Multiverse 以正义之名，斩尽高武苍生 Ya Qi鸦栖Urban1.9M WordsCompleted [Wish fulfillment + Overwhelming dominance + Ruthless + No female lead] In the interstellar age, martial arts flourish. Chu Sheng binds himself to the Justice System. Every righteous deed earns him a reward. Being timid and submissive is not justice. Justice that comes too late is pure bullshit! Justice means striking hard! Taking the initiative! Evil must be punished! If the wicked don’t die, should I die instead? Evil breeds evil! What do you do when someone frames you? Hit back! What do 41.8kReads8.1Score3.9kShelves

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   So cool!

8. 258 快 My System Seems Different from Theirs 快穿：宫斗？霸总？统统滚蛋！ Su Bancheng苏半城Historical2.6M WordsCompleted This book contains ninety-five small worlds, including supernatural tales, ancient history, modern cities, farming, cultivation, and all sorts of others. Many can be read as standalone stories without affecting the main plot. The protagonist’s System has no point shop and can’t offer much help... Most of the time, Fang Zhiyi has to move things forward on his own. “What? You’re saying I have an army of five hundred thousand, and the emperor suspects I’m plotting rebellion?” “That’s right. The Hos 55.2kReads8.8Score4.6kShelves

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   🌲🌲Each short story is very enjoyable to read. The system is not very useful, just a nice bonus. The protagonist takes revenge on the bullies by using psychological tactics to completely destroy them. The quick transmigration short story system only provides the plot, but there's no frustration; it's all satisfying reading. It's very well written, each world is exciting, and the storyline flows smoothly.

9. 259 年 Period: Pretty Educated Youths Have All Come to My Backyard 年代：漂亮女知青都进了我家后院 The Neighboring Guy Who Writes邻家码字小哥Urban1.0M WordsCompleted (No System, no space, a satisfying period novel, a new work from a veteran author) Chen Junsheng wakes up and finds himself back in 1981, at the turning point of his fate. He comes first in the county in the college entrance exam preliminary selection, only for someone else to take his place? He’ll take it back! His family has four female educated youths with powerful connections, and you expect him to start from nothing and keep his head down? No way! A man won’t grow rich without a windf 46.4kReads9.0Score4.3kShelves
10. 260 别EN You're Speedrunning High-Level Martial Arts While Others Suffer? 别人练功吃苦，你直接速通高武？ Changshou Can't Fly长寿不会飞Urban3.5M WordsOngoing [Signed for publication] [High martial arts + wish fulfillment + total domination + fast-paced + ruthless] “Ye Li, your opponent this time is my boyfriend. You’re no match for him, so hurry up and forfeit...” “You knocked him to his knees?!” “Ye Li, why did you apply to the top of the five great academies? Didn’t your teacher tell you not to get complacent and to keep your feet on the ground... You’ve already been granted early admission?!” “Ye Li, this strange beast rules the whole region. We’r 143.1kReads9.1Score10.8kShelves
11. 261 双 Twin God-Tier Martial Souls, Shocking the Demon Emperor's Wife! 双生神级武魂，震惊妖帝老婆！ The White Dragon Is No Dragon白龙非龙Eastern Fantasy7.3M WordsOngoing [Multiple heroines + shocking, passionate action + fairies and demons with unexpected sides + hilarious, outrageous “filial sons”] The thrills never stop after he leaves the mountains, and neither do the schemes. Luo Fanchen, a legendary heartbreaker and “playboy,” transmigrates and is dragged back to a village by his demoness wife from the very start. He awakens two heaven-defying, mysterious martial souls, encounters fairies and demonesses, and pulls one outrageous stunt after another… In this 222.9kReads9.5Score18kShelves

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    Although they're not set in the city, they're all pretty funny, especially the first one—it'll definitely make you laugh to death!

12. 262 海EN One Piece: Zenith! Starting as a Roger Pirates Intern 海贼的巅峰！从罗杰团实习生开始 Treasure Thief Leader盗宝团长Anime Fanfiction1.6M WordsOngoing [Arrive at Laugh Tale from the start] [Shanks and Buggy, lifelong rivals] [Black Gun, Red Hair, Clown Emperor] [Observation Haki Killer + Advanced Haki Infusion + Seastone Bullets] [Devil Fruit Users, Don't Move] [Supreme Underwear]... Looking back over his life as a pirate, Os has already accomplished more than can be counted. But if you ask about the true turning point in his fate, it was a desperate shout from his childhood. "Kid, why do you have to join our ship?" Gol D. Roger, the Pirate Ki 165.4kReads9.1Score14.1kShelves

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    Recommended by seasoned bookworms

13. 263 重 Reborn in a Shared Apartment, but the System Is in the Hehuan Sect! 重生合租房，系统却在合欢宗门！ Seven Notes七音律Urban1.9M WordsOngoing [Rebirth + lighthearted comedy + System] Reborn in a shared apartment, he lives with several beautiful women. [Ding! Welcome back, Host, to the immortal cultivation sect...] Lin Yu: ?? I’m clearly in a shared apartment, so why are you saying I’m at an immortal cultivation sect? Watering flowers becomes [tending spirit plants]? Cooking becomes [studying medicinal pills]? Changing the bedsheets becomes [setting up an array]? This System is kind of interesting. 17.9kReads8.7Score1.7kShelves
14. 264 搞 Hilarious! I Mistook an Evil God's Curse for an Ultimate Move and Trained with It 搞笑！我把邪神诅咒误当大招练了 Guardian of the Eternal Night永夜守护Eastern Fantasy577k WordsOngoing [Trope Subversion]+ [Invincible Unhinged Comedy]+ [Absolutely Hilarious]+ [A Mentally Ill Author’s Wild Imagination] What the heck? Zhang Yi'ang feels like the heavens are messing with him. He tried practicing a cultivation technique, only to accidentally learn an Evil God’s curse. First ultimate move: The Zhang family is stronger than the Li family, so you can only attack people surnamed Li. But how many people in the world are actually named Li? Second ultimate move: Stay completely still, but 5.2kReads8.2Score441Shelves

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    "Just putting on an act! Desperate for money, yet still stubborn!" Amidst the mockery, Zhang Yi'ang calmly reached into his pocket and casually placed a plump, soft little worm on the stone platform. The entire audience gasped in shock! "What... What is this? A silkworm pupa?" Li Xuan was equally bewildered, squinting as he examined it closely, utterly dumbfounded: This guy really wants to fight my Dark Abyss Python with a silkworm pupa? Just then, a disciple below the platform screamed: "It's a maggot! Those are white maggots from the latrine!" [Making a face][Making a face][Pouting][Thinking][Laughing][What?]

15. 265 洪 Honghuang: I, Shen Gongbao, Humbly Ask All Fellow Daoists to Stay 洪荒：贫道申公豹，请诸道友留步 Ciming, Unparalleled慈明无双Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted Keywords: [Shen Gongbao * helpful and righteous * timely rain * warmhearted * values loyalty over beauty * Herald of Loyalty and Righteousness * Joyful Tathagata * Leopard Buddha] Shen Gongbao woke up one day reborn in the primordial world, on Kunlun Mountain. My name is Shen Gongbao, and I actually transmigrated into Shen Gongbao? The General Who Divides the Waters after the Investiture of the Gods? The general who plugs up the eye of the North Sea? Who understands this kind of miserable fate? 26kReads9.1Score2.3kShelves
16. 266 盗 Thief Game: Starting with Kaito's Card 盗贼游戏：从获得基德卡片开始 The Last Glow at the World's End天涯余晖Anime Fanfiction1.0M WordsCompleted [Character cards, gentlemanly, elegant, livestreaming, System, wish fulfillment] If you had the chance to commit theft legally, would you do it? In the year 2050, in a parallel world, peace has spread across the globe. To raise public awareness about crime prevention, China, the United States, Russia, the United Kingdom, and other nations have joined forces to produce a show called The Thieves' Game. Contestants can exchange the items they steal for cash through the production team. In an instan 25.8kReads8.9Score3.6kShelves
17. 267 我 I Feed Demons with My Own Body in the Demon Suppression Bureau 我在镇魔司以身饲魔 Six Gourds六个葫芦Eastern Fantasy1.8M WordsCompleted [Get stronger when attacked by monsters + Transmigration + System + Invincible + Comedy + Villain + Demon Suppression Bureau] After transmigrating to a fantasy world overrun by monsters, Gu Qingfeng becomes a prison guard in the Demon Suppression Prison of the Great Yan Dynasty’s Demon Suppression Bureau. From that day on, strange cases begin piling up in the prison, once known as a living hell and feared for its eerie, terrifying atmosphere! Why do the monsters in the prison scream every night? 69.1kReads9.3Score6.8kShelves
18. 268 牛 The Bandit Bull's Reeducation Through Labor 牛拦山匪劳改记 Slightly Tipsy in the Long Night长夜微醺Xianxia274k WordsOngoing [Goofy and Unhinged] [Shameless to the Core] [Swindling and Deceiving] [A Cast of Maniacs] [Master of Twisted Logic] A model young man of the new century, disgusted by the decline of worldly morality, slapped his thigh and transmigrated to the cultivation world, determined to find a paradise where "everyone serves me." Dayi soon found debating the Dao with his fellow disciples exhausting, until he stumbled upon a flock of lost lambs on Niulan Mountain, all about to stray down the wrong path. 157Reads—Score103Shelves

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    Absolutely hilarious and entertaining!

19. 269 大 Great Tang: If You Won’t Rebel, Father, Then I Will! 大唐：父亲您不造反，我造反！ Darn Spider扑街蜘蛛呀Historical2.5M WordsOngoing [Ruthless and decisive]+ [Golden finger]+ [Conquest and expansion]+ [Industrial Revolution]+ [Age of Discovery] Also known as The Crown Prince Should Stop Competing, the Tang Dynasty Already Has Nine Dragons in One Court, Tang Dynasty: Father, You’re This Old, How Can You Still Sleep?, and I, Li Chengqian, the Steadiest Crown Prince in History. He transmigrates to a parallel Tang Dynasty and becomes Li Chengqian, still the heir of the Prince of Qin’s household. Faced with Li Shimin’s indecision, 13kReads8.6Score785Shelves
20. 270 我 My Zoo Connects to the Tang Dynasty, and Little Sizi Is Spoiled Rotten 我家动物园通大唐，爆宠小兕子 Masked Cat假面猫Historical1.6M WordsCompleted [Tang dynasty + two-way travel + Little Sizhi + zoo + spirit-spring space] Chen Ze discovers by chance that his zoo seems to be connected to Princess Jinyang, who lived in the tenth year of the Zhenguan era of the Tang dynasty. He also unexpectedly obtains a spirit-spring space! In the modern era, Chen Ze spoils Little Sizhi rotten, taking her to the doctor, to the movies, out for delicious food, sailing, and flying, letting her enjoy the wonderful life she deserves. In the Tang dynasty, Little 10.2kReads9.0Score1.1kShelves
21. 271 穿 Transmigrate to a Matchmaking Show: I Get to Choose Beauties from Every Dynasty 穿越相亲：历朝绝色美人任我挑选 Young Master from the East of the Village村东公子Urban262k WordsCompleted [Urban Fantasy + Reverse Transmigration + Feel-Good Story + Lighthearted Comedy + Beauties from the Ages + Blind Dates] Li Si, a 32-year-old construction worker who graduated from a prestigious 211 university, loses his job and returns to his hometown, ready to lie flat. His family forces him to go on a blind date, where he unexpectedly meets a medium matchmaker (her golden finger: helping beauties from ancient times transmigrate). He hits it off with more than thirty extraordinary women from di 29Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Urban fantasy, lighthearted and entertaining, requires critical thinking, humorous and incredibly stress-relieving.

22. 272 转 Reincarnated Immortal Official: I Bring Heavenly Immortal Children to the City 转世仙官：我带着天庭仙童在都市 Boiled Peanuts and Edamame水煮花生和毛豆Urban274k WordsOngoing The Underworld's Black and White Impermanence are my brothers! I'm an immortal reborn? What do you mean my moral standards are lower than those of the immortals in Heaven?” Jinlian, you and Brother Yu are never going to happen. Jia Xu, what kind of wicked schemes are you thinking up?! And you, hurry up and take apart that mortar! Someone up there has already called me in for a talking-to!! 4Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I highly recommend following these two books.

23. 273 神 A Tycoon? No, Just Call Me the Gentlemanly Kept Man 神豪？别，还是叫我绅士软饭王吧 Workhorse of the Monkey Realm吗喽界的牛马Urban2.0M WordsOngoing [Multiple Female Leads] + [Subverting the Usual Tropes] + [System] + [Romantic Push and Pull] + [Living Off Women Without Losing Your Pride] That’s right! Me! Jiang Ye! The god of awkwardness! After binding to the “Living-Off-Women Cash-Back System,” Jiang Ye’s life went completely off the rails: The campus belle showered him with gifts, including stockings, and he got 4,000 back in cash. He played pool with a beauty and won 8,000. Even sending gifts in a voice-chat room earned him a “show of si 229.9kReads8.9Score23.7kShelves
24. 274 村 Wu Xiuli, the Village Girl 村女吴秀丽 Soaring Swallow腾飞的燕Modern Romance1.1M WordsOngoing Twenty-year-old village girl Xiuli lost her virginity to her boyfriend Gangzi the day before he entered university. She followed him to the city to work, but one thing after another happened after she arrived, leaving her utterly disillusioned. Xiuli decided to reassess her relationship with Gangzi. As her love life went awry, Xiuli's own life also fell into difficulty. Then university teacher Xu Yunfeng entered her life, and the two gradually fell in love. 73.3kReads8.2Score3.1kShelves
25. 275 妖 Demon Corpses Aren't Edible? Quick, Send It to My Family's Crematorium While It's Still Warm 妖尸不可食？快，趁热送我家火葬 Sallow Little Face小脸蜡黄Urban2.9M WordsCompleted [High Martial] [Passionate] [Demonic beasts invade] [Not reborn] [Funny] If you want a lone-wolf protagonist, you can swipe away. The protagonist, Jiang Ping, is a passionate young man. He can be calculating, and he can be moved. He’s a real person, with classmates, friends, parents, and teachers. Spatial rifts opened, and demonic beasts invaded the land. Everyone knew that demonic beast corpses were inedible, and eating them would turn you into a contaminated being. By chance, Jiang Ping obtain 108.1kReads8.8Score15.2kShelves
26. 276 禁 A Short-Lived Forbidden Spell Caster? I Have an Undying Body 禁咒师短命？我拥有不死之身 Eat the Little Almond吃掉小杏仁Urban3.9M WordsOngoing Ye Lin transmigrates to a world overrun by demons and monsters, where he gains an immortal body. Because changing jobs in this world costs a fortune, he exploits a bug and sells his own organs to scrape together enough money to take part in the job-change ceremony. On the day of the ceremony, he becomes an SSS-rank Forbidden Spellcaster, but everyone around him mocks him. That's because SSS-rank Forbidden Spellcasters have to sacrifice their lifespan or their flesh to cast spells, so they're usu 197kReads8.8Score7.4kShelves
27. 277 奇 A Strange and Mysterious World: Selling Medicine with My Left Hand, Wielding Electromagnetism with My Right 奇诡世界：左手卖药，右手超电磁 A Vast Sky in a Grand Dream大梦长空Urban2.1M WordsCompleted [Sequences + Martial Artists + Electromagnetic Force + Mad World + Potions] Jiang Yang transmigrates into a strange and uncanny world and joins a gang. Just after becoming the boss of a local branch, he is caught up in an anti-gang crackdown; Later, he becomes an apprentice at a potion shop, embarking on an utterly (grass-growing) life. [Supreme Forbidden Sequences]: Electromagnetic Force, Door, Spotless Void, Magic, Mechanic, Happy Thief, Side-Effect Incantation… [Guardian Sequences]: Snow 23.7kReads8.6Score2.2kShelves
28. 278 惊 Spine-Chilling Mysteries: This Beautiful Female Celestial Master Plays by Her Own Rules 惊悚诡事，这个女天师人美路子野 The Cabbage Bun Isn't Cabbage菜包子不菜Mystery1.1M WordsCompleted My name is Zhao Jiayi. I was born in 1996. Because my life force was weak, ghosts haunted me from childhood, and everyone in the village thought I was an idiot. They poured dirty water on me, called me a jinx, and swore I wouldn’t live past eighteen. But I believe in gods and ghosts. The one thing I don’t believe in is fate. To stay alive, I became a disciple of a spiritual master. I fought to change my fate, with talismans in one hand and a peachwood sword in the other. From then on Vengef 14.4kReads9.1Score1.9kShelves
29. 279 网 Online Game: Blue Star Online 网游：蓝星online Eating Hands吃手Sports4.2M WordsOngoing [A VR Game Novel That Doesn’t Pad Its Word Count] [Afraid of getting sliced up hit after hit?] The government has forced everyone to play games. There’s no way to opt out! What does it mean that the whole world has passed this new law forcing people to play games, in flagrant disregard for human rights? After going seven days without playing, Li Wu was invited down to the station for a chat. With no other choice, he entered a virtual reality game called . 73kReads8.5Score6.7kShelves
30. 280 烧 I Burned the Wrong Incense and Worshipped the Wrong Spirit, and Now a Powerful Female Ghost Won’t Leave Me Alone 烧错香，供错魂，女鬼大佬赖上门 Daoist Ji姬道人Mystery2.2M WordsCompleted “Everyone else transmigrates and gets a golden finger that goes ding, ding, ding. I transmigrated, and a female ghost has me screaming my head off!” Lin Mo was one of the countless people who had transmigrated. Aside from a paper effigy shop his grandfather left him, he had no golden finger at all. Pressed by the need to make a living, he went to burn paper offerings at someone's grave on the Ghost Festival, but through a twist of fate, he paid his respects at the wrong grave and disturbed a pow 5.5kReads7.5Score542Shelves
31. 281 是 It's Sesame. He Added Sesame 是芝麻，他在加了芝麻 Beef with Rice Noodles肠粉加头牛Eastern Fantasy469k WordsOngoing [Cultivation World + Food + Ensemble Cast + No Toxicity + Lighthearted Comedy + No Female Lead + No Harem + No Angst] After transmigrating into a cultivation world as a menial disciple of the Wudao Sect, he awakens the Culinary Dao System. The entire sect goes crazy competing for a taste of his cooking. From menial disciples and outer- and inner-sect disciples to personal disciples, elders, and ancestors, everyone gets involved. Their tricks are endless. No one is more shameless than the next. T 460Reads—Score102Shelves

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    This perfectly meets your requirements! It's a hilarious cultivation and food-themed novel, with everyone being a bit of a goofball. Although the author only earns a few cents a day, he promises to update until completion, exceeding a million words—a truly responsible commitment. The author updates daily and reads his own work from beginning to end, correcting any mistakes. Have you ever seen a cultivator using Doraemon's bamboo copter? This book has it! Have you ever seen a cultivator playing a dance machine? This book has it! Everyone's a bit of a goofball, everyone's hilarious. The author gets increasingly unrestrained as the story progresses, so read with confidence. Especially chapters 78, 87, and 88—the author laughed for two hours while writing them before he could stop himself from continuing. Imagine, even the author himself was amused! This book is sure to be hilarious and cure all your unhappiness. [Full][Laugh][Add to bookshelf]

32. 282 让 You Were Supposed to Defend Against the Ten Thousand Clans, Not Stew Them All! 让你抵御万族，你全给炖了？ The Real Erdaomao二刀毛本尊Urban3.2M WordsCompleted [Rated 9.7 during serialization] [Cultivation at school (high-martial arts) + a growth journey + a vast cosmic world + an utterly clueless male lead + no heroine (or a single heroine) + noble ideals and fiery passion + standout supporting characters + satisfying wish fulfillment with smart characters] The myriad races force open the star path and descend upon Earth! Humanity is in danger! Ordinary student Lu Chuan accidentally obtains an ancient book recording the delicacies of the cosmos, and d 37.3kReads8.9Score3.9kShelves
33. 283 开 The Long-Legged School Beauty Has No Emotions from the Start, So Easy to Handle 开局长腿校花总没情绪，好治啊 Yu Tian Huan余天欢Urban2.0M WordsCompleted Chen Hao had been dumped by his ex-girlfriend, Lin Pinru, for lacking empathy and being dull. Then, by sheer chance, he bonded with an Emotion System. As long as he provoked reasonable emotional reactions in women, he could earn all kinds of rewards! From then on, Chen Hao stopped being gloomy and downhearted, transformed into an “emotion hunter,” and began raking in emotion points. Thus began his thrilling, twist-filled comeback story! 23.3kReads7.6Score2kShelves

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    The first book features a hilarious and quirky livestreamer who's incredibly good at using internet memes. The second book is a fantasy for men, with the male lead's ex-wife being particularly funny.

34. 284 谁EN Who Taught Him to Cultivate Like This? 谁教他这么修仙的？ Ling Duoqing令多情Eastern Fantasy4.5M WordsCompleted [Blue Star, evil cultivators, no harem, invincible protagonist, comedy, goofball humor, transmigration. If that bothers you, don't read.] [An established author’s new book, backed by twenty million characters of experience. I like setting up plot threads, so if something seems unreasonable, give it a few chapters.] A new disciple who had just joined the sect rushed in, panicking: “Master, this is terrible! Big Brother robbed someone!” “Don’t make such a fuss. Your senior brother is securing bene 94.1kReads8.8Score8.7kShelves
35. 285 满 The Max-Level Metaphysics Master Shakes the World by Taking Disciples and Telling Fortunes 满级玄学大佬靠收徒算命轰动世界 Mu Fufeng木抚风Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [No Romance + Metaphysics + Fortune-Telling + Ghost-Hunting + Satisfying Read + Absurd Comedy] Cultivation powerhouse Mu Shi is struck dead by a bolt of lightning and reborn in another world. Unfortunately, the original owner was an idiot with not a single coin to her name. No problem! She sets up a fortune-telling stall on the overpass and makes her way to the pinnacle of life. “Master, tell me when my girlfriend and I will get married.” Mu Shi: “Young man, it looks like you’ve been cheated on. 4.3kReads9.3Score623Shelves
36. 286 我 I'm Really Not a Big Shot. Please Stop Worshipping Me! 我真不是大佬，求你们别崇拜我了 Comet White Sugar彗星白糖Urban130k WordsOngoing I'm Lu Ci, the only son of a top-tier wealthy family. To prove myself, I started pretending to be poor in my first year of college. I wear 39-yuan T-shirts, eat tomato-and-egg noodles in the cafeteria, and keep my monthly allowance under 350 yuan. But my roommate, Zhao Kai, a nouveau riche kid whose family owns a foot massage parlor, has been wildly devoted to me since day one. The prettiest girls on campus keep coming up to me one after another. My mom secretly transfers money to my account, my 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    It's hilarious! The male lead goes to great lengths to pretend to be poor, just wanting to finish university peacefully. His roommate is desperately trying to curry favor with him, the school beauty is constantly showing him affection, and his family elders are always trying to make him look good.

37. 287 坟 I Set a Stool by the Grave and Overheard the Wrong Gossip, Then Slapped Him Across the Face 坟前摆凳吃错瓜，反手给他一嘴巴 Luo Xiaoyao骆小妖Modern Romance1.5M WordsOngoing [No Romance + Metaphysics + Supernatural + Satisfying Revenge + Lighthearted + Playing the Fool to Catch the Enemy Off Guard] Jiang Nanshu, the only child at Changqing Temple, went down the mountain to earn a living after the college entrance exams. Penniless, she discovered that a funeral home was hiring night watchmen for 800 yuan a night. The only requirement was an exceptionally strong birth chart. Jiang Nanshu eagerly raised her hand. “Me, me, me!” Even if a corpse rose in the middle of 20.7kReads9.3Score2.2kShelves
38. 288 元 The Nascent Soul Ancestor Becomes a Security Guard 元婴老祖当保安 Mysteries of the Stars星辰玄妙Urban2.3M WordsCompleted He is the only Nascent Soul Ancestor in the Age of Declining Dharma, yet he chose to seal his cultivation and become a lowly security guard in a bustling city. Li Qingfeng had stood at the pinnacle of the cultivation world a thousand years ago. To break through to the Deity Transformation realm, he sealed his cultivation and plunged into the mortal world. By day, he is "Old Li," the cheerful security guard at the Shengshi Huating residential complex. He patrols, watches the gates, settles disput 451Reads—Score—Shelves

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    A Nascent Soul cultivator disguised as a neighborhood security guard finds enlightenment amidst the mundane world – this contrasting setting is incredibly satisfying! Li Qingfeng appears ordinary, but his daily routine of mediating neighborhood disputes and catching thieves is filled with moments of effortless skill, effortlessly breaking formations and defeating enemies with a flick of his finger – a classic example of playing dumb to outwit his opponent. The novel cleverly blends urban life with the undercurrents of cultivation, featuring vivid and lively supporting characters and a layered foreshadowing system. It offers both humorous and relatable daily interactions and a grander scope encompassing the resurgence of spiritual energy and crises in other worlds. The clash between the patriarch's transcendent mindset and ordinary life perfectly embodies the profound wisdom of "great seclusion in the city," making it an irresistible urban cultivation masterpiece.

39. 289 我 I’m a Ghost Officer, So Why Are You Asking Me to Marry the Campus Beauty? 我一个鬼差，你让我跟校花领证？ V Young Master of the Fan FamilyV范家大少Urban2.4M WordsCompleted [Just Started College, and I Married the Aloof Campus Belle] [I’m a ghost officer. You want me to marry the campus belle?] [College Student Ghost Officer] [Campus Belle Wife] [Marriage Before Love] [Ferryman] … Synopsis: On his first day of college, freshman Cao Ning is forced to marry Xia Shihan, his betrothed, whom he has never met. He thinks it’s just a minor incident, but when he returns to campus to register, he discovers that the beautiful upperclasswoman at the registration desk is the ve 39.3kReads9.2Score3.2kShelves

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    I laughed so hard I squealed like a pig in the middle of the night, and my mom told me to get out! [Crying]

40. 290 黄 The Yellow Weasel Asked Me to Grant It a Title, So I Wore the Old Immortal as a Scarf 黄狼讨封，我把老仙当围脖系上了 I Offer This Life to Prove the Great Dao此身为祭证大道Mystery535k WordsCompleted [Traditional supernatural] + [No System] + [Drunkard] + [Comedy] “Kid, do I look like a human or a god to you?” “Uh... well... you look like a fur scarf to me! Hand it over!” “Yow!” A drunkard who read only half a web novel before daring to open a spirit altar; A weasel who cultivated powers by blindly practicing on its own and loves to brag; A wild fox that trains hard to attain enlightenment, but has to sneak down the mountain every so often to steal a chicken and whet its appetite; And a 1.6kReads8.7Score122Shelves
41. 291 香 Incense Ashes: I'm a Yin-Yang Medium 香灰：我是阴阳女先生 Mushroom Alley蘑菇小巷Mystery1.5M WordsCompleted If someone asks to borrow money from you in a dream, promise me you won’t lend it. Because what you’re lending isn’t money, it’s your life. … Grandma called me a debt-collecting demon, and Mom called me a bringer of bad luck. All because, when I was born, a fire broke out at home for no apparent reason, and the villagers rushed over to help put it out. But no matter what they did, they couldn’t extinguish the flames. The fire only slowly died down after half the village had burned to the ground. 6.8kReads9.1Score835Shelves
42. 292 摆 Ferryman: From the Start, Keeping Watch Over the Campus Beauty at the Crematorium 摆渡人：开局在火葬场给校花守灵 V Young Master of the Fan FamilyV范家大少Urban500k WordsCompleted [Urban + campus beauty + college life + supernatural + ferryman + underworld + firearms] Heavenly Funeral Home Hiring Notice: Location: Cremation Room Job: Corpse Handler Pay: Day shift, 800 per day; night shift, 1,200 per day (must work at least seven days!) Requirements: Brave, no high blood pressure, heart disease, mental illness... Netizen 1: "Is anything scarier than being broke? 1,200 for one night? I'd not only carry corpses, I'd chase them down if they ran away." Netizen 2: "1,200 fo 5kReads9.0Score339Shelves
43. 293 离 After the Divorce, My Ex-Wife's Mortal Enemy Wants to Keep Me! 离婚后，前妻死对头要要养我！ Lotus Shadows on Cloud Paper云笺荷影Urban131k WordsOngoing A lovesick dog gets nothing in the end. In his previous life, Hao Wentao gave everything to love Fu Changqing, only to end up with nothing but a divorce that left him penniless and a ban from the entire industry. Reborn, Hao Wentao decisively cuts ties with Fu Changqing and uses the knowledge he gained in his previous life to make plans in entertainment, short-form video, AI, and other industries... But the women around him seem to have gone crazy and are all flocking to him. What would you do i 79Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Urban, comedic, and exhilarating story

44. 294 栩 Vivid as Life 栩栩若生 Xiao Xu小叙Mystery2.3M WordsCompleted A fortune-teller said I was born destined for greatness, the reincarnation of the Flower Goddess, with the power to turn stones into gold and command flower spirits and tree sprites. Once I came of age, my family was sure to prosper. But when I was twelve, I came down with a strange illness. My fever wouldn’t break, and I kept seeing terrifying visions... In a dream, I met an old woman who told me to find an expert with supernatural powers to save my life. Millet to summon souls, altars and form 19.7kReads9.5Score3.4kShelves
45. 295 我 Me, a Menial, Cultivating into an Immortal Through Lies and Scams 我，杂役，靠坑蒙拐骗修成仙 Dirt Clod ZM土疙瘩ZMEastern Fantasy1.6M WordsOngoing No System, no transmigration! This book is absurd and hilarious! Li Ergou, a shameless country boy, stumbles upon immortals fighting in the back hills. He avoids getting mixed up in the killing and settles for looting, scoring a space stone that can hold living creatures and a storage ring for free. From then on, he becomes hooked on cultivation. A fortune-teller tricks him into going to the Yihong Brothel to sell himself as a servant. Instead, he meets a down-and-out immortal maiden and learns 46kReads8.7Score4.3kShelves

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    A commoner's rise to power through hardship and survival: a down-to-earth, hilarious cultivation novel (available as a lighthearted story, comic book, and live-action adaptation—all three simultaneously) [laughs][laughs][laughs][laughs][laughs][laughs][laughs][laughs][laughs][laughs]

46. 296 让 They Sent You Undercover, Not to Become a Crime Boss 让你卧底，没让你做黑道老大 One Sword, Drunk on Life and Death一剑醉生死Urban1.8M WordsCompleted Lost at the ends of the earth, drifting so far off the grid that no one can find me. With both parents dead, no relatives or friends, and a childhood spent hanging around entertainment venues, I'm practically born to be an undercover agent. Three years, then another three. Chief, if you don't close the net soon, I'll end up living happily ever after with the gang boss! 400Reads7.9Score100Shelves

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    Super hilarious! The first book is incredibly funny yet also very exciting, telling the story of a double agent who goes undercover in a brothel, turning every raid into a "performance of dedication"! The "massage boy" working for Sister Hong turns out to be a key figure in solving cases, and his five daggers transform into weapons of war when assassinating wanted criminals. The second book is a live-streaming novel, extremely funny. The streamer is a "can't live without being silly" type, constantly pulling off outrageous moves, spouting nonsensical jokes and witty remarks, guaranteed to make you laugh until your abs hurt.

47. 297 我 I’m a Max-Level Kid, and the Government Wants Me to Obey the Law! 我！满级小孩哥，国家劝我守法！ This Is a Horse Stand这是一个马架Urban329k WordsCompleted Short drama: [The little genius makes a comeback, and the Bandit System is online] Lin Dong transmigrates to Blue Star as an eight-year-old first grader! And gets bound to the Century-Defining Bandit System! [Counterfeiting mission: Host, produce two hundred thousand US dollars] In art class, while all the other students are drawing cute pictures, Lin Dong draws a brand-new US dollar bill. And it passes through the money-printing machine! 7.5kReads8.1Score574Shelves

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    Three recently trending books: 1. A childlike appearance contrasted with a hardcore premise, coupled with an absurd and humorous plot. Eight-year-old elementary school student Lin Dong is bound to a "Century Bandit System," drawing US dollars in art class, counterfeiting money with his homework, and even creating a campus version of a "crime empire." 2. Cui Xian, a poor boy, takes the imperial examination in place of his academically challenged master. At eight, he writes "Sympathy for the Peasants," establishing his status in the poetry world. At nine, he reforms the eight-legged essay, achieving the highest rank in the imperial examination at seventeen, ultimately becoming the Grand Secretary and continuing the dynasty's lifeline for three hundred years. This work blends elements of imperial examination success, political intrigue, and plagiarism, becoming a dark horse in the recent historical fiction genre. 3. Zhu Su, who transmigrates into the body of the Prince of Wu in the Ming Dynasty, refuses to mourn for Consort Sun, the favorite concubine of Zhu Yuanzhang, and instead summons his ancestor Zhu Wusi to confront the emperor, staging a "rebellion against the Heavenly Generals" political drama. This work breaks through with its unconventional plot and the exhilarating feeling of having a system, becoming a phenomenal newcomer in the historical fiction genre.

48. 298 萤 A World of Fireflies 萤萤众生 Xiao Xu小叙Rural Life3.8M WordsCompleted When I was thirteen, I had an accident and nearly died. Everything I saw and felt was horrifying, and I could only keep company with bad luck. But I swore a solemn oath: I would not fail Heaven and Earth or my parents, nor harm my friends and family. I would hurt only myself, devote myself to goodness, and hold fast to sincerity! From then on, I walked between the realms of yin and yang, sought a master and learned the Dao, awakened my spiritual senses, and slew demons and evil spirits... I fear 8.1kReads9.2Score797Shelves
49. 299 书 Master Calligrapher? Poet Immortal? Chief Minister? That's Right, I'm All of Them 书圣？诗仙？首辅？没错，都是我 Sunlight on the River日照前川Historical834k WordsOngoing In his previous life, Cui Xian was a PhD in Chinese Language and Literature at a top-tier university. In this life, he transmigrated to ancient times, into a poor family with no connections: A destitute home, a pregnant mother, young siblings, an uncle who had failed the exams six times and was hopeless at studying, a grandmother so obsessed with imagining her son placing high in the imperial examinations that she had become delusional, and Cui Xian, who was only eight years old. Cui Xian: This 28.3kReads9.4Score2.7kShelves
50. 300 大 Great Ming: I, Prince Zhu Su, Refuse to Wear Mourning for a Concubine 大明：本王朱橚绝不给妾服丧 Green Tea Who Picks Up Bottles at Construction Sites工地搬砖捡瓶子的清茶Historical434k WordsCompleted [Great Ming + System + transmigration + power fantasy + wild ideas + the world turned upside down] In the seventh year of Hongwu, Consort Sun died. She ordered Prince Wu, Zhu Su, to act as her son and wear mourning clothes for her funeral, while the other princes kept vigil in mourning. Zhu Su transmigrates into this world and opens his eyes to this very situation. Zhu Su: “You want this prince to play the dutiful son for your concubine while the Empress Mother is still alive? Even if the Empres 11.9kReads8.4Score704Shelves

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