Honghuang: Wholesale Immortal Pills, but You Didn’t Mention the Side Effects
洪荒：仙丹批发商，副作用你不说
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- Completed
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- 1.4M Words
- Genre
- Eastern Fantasy
- Subgenre
- Fantasy High-Concept
- Updated
- 1y ago
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Other names
- Honghuang: I Mess with the Three Sects, and You Don't Split Up?洪荒：我祸害三教，你不分家了？Alternate title on Fanqie
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It's good, really good, quite funny. The disciples of the three religions don't separate, which is actually a good thing. As long as they don't separate, there's basically no one in the prehistoric world who can rival them.
Not bad, not bad, this is the primordial world I wanted! The Three Pure Ones living in harmony, yet also engaging in treacherous schemes – such a thing is rare, and quite funny too! Hehe, this is a truly good book! Hehe, I hope the author doesn't ruin the ending.
The initial ideas were very imaginative, but the trade-off was that I didn't know how to write the rest. So I created a competition similar to a low-level cultivation tournament. The main point is that people like the Three Immortals of Sanxiao are a unified entity; if you try to separate them and fight them one by one, it's unfair to have more than one person fighting at once.
It's very novel; other books either only support one faction or ignore them completely, portraying them all as villains. This one is truly novel, achieving harmony among the three religions.
It's interesting; you might want to check it out if you're looking for something to read, but it's best to avoid any Hongjun conspiracy theories.
It's so good! Four updates a day still isn't enough. I'll lock the author in a dark room and not let them eat until they write 100,000 words a day.
This is amazing! Ever since I read a prehistoric fantasy novel, I've lost all interest in that genre. I never expected to find one that could pique my interest again. It's truly remarkable! Keep up the good work, author!
This book is so interesting, so hilarious, hahaha! I love novels like this without any conspiracy theories. Author, please update soon!!!
It's quite good, a unique take on the prehistoric era genre, featuring rare elixirs with bizarre side effects, various ancestors who transform into lolis, and a primordial ruler who dotes on his daughter. The later parts almost entirely depict other parallel prehistoric worlds.
This book is definitely a lighthearted, slightly eccentric read, with characters all leaning towards comedy. Each character's personality is a departure from typical prehistoric fantasy novels, so it's recommended to read it from a fan-created perspective. There's very little fighting; the main themes are lighthearted, slice-of-life, and comedic.