Funny Urban Stories That'll Make You Laugh So Hard at Midnight Your Mom Kicks You 都市搞笑,半夜笑死,被妈踹。
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- 701 I Reincarnated Into a Female-Oriented Novel, and I Beat Up the Heroine Who Abused Me! 穿进女频文,我把虐我的女主吊起来打! I Got Transported Into a Female-Oriented Novel, So I Beat Up the Heroine Who Tormented Me! 464Reads—Score—Shelves
- 702 This Little Brother Is Trouble, but That Little Sister Is Irresistible 这弟弟有毒,那妹妹真香 This Little Brother Is Trouble, but That Little Sister Is Irresistible 46Reads—Score—Shelves
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Beast Taming: Tremble! My Teddy Bear Can Take You Down by Hugging Your Leg 御兽:颤抖吧!我的泰迪会抱腿杀
[No female lead] [Comedy] [SSS talent] [Power fantasy] [Growth-focused] [Stats don't inflate] Awakening an F-rank teddy bear from the start? An SSS-rank infinite fusion ability breaks through the barriers between levels! What A-rank battle beasts? What SSS-rank geniuses? They'll all be brought down by my teddy bear grabbing their legs and pummeling them! Whether you're an arrogant lackey, a cold and peerless genius, or the campus belle, all you can do is roar helplessly as your battle beast gets
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In the Northeast Countryside, You Need Donkeys, Horses, and Pigs 东北农村得配驴配马配猪得事
This book has no sanitized version of the village bully and thug. A ruthless man hacks a solar-energy scammer to death, then rises from humble beginnings to become a tycoon who rules the region. He battles wits with his wife, keeps a mistress, and gets into hilarious rural escapades.
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The 1980s: The Cold-Faced Officer Is Wrapped Around the Sickly Beauty's Finger 八零:冷面军官被病弱美人拿捏了
[Military Marriage + Sweet Romance + Mutual Devotion] Martial arts prodigy Jiang Nianzhi transmigrates into a book and arrives in an alternate version of the 1980s, where she becomes a delicate, frail beauty. Thinking she would run into one terrible person after another, she rolls up her sleeves, ready to beat them all into submission. But her feisty mother favors girls over boys, her white-lotus sister is a doting sister-con, her grandmother is a beauty enthusiast, and her little brother has
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The Divine Beggar Comes Down the Mountain 神丐下山
[Overpowered Urban Fantasy] [Immortality and Godhood] [Multiple Heroines] At the age of three, he was driven out of his home by his second uncle. Then he met a mysterious old beggar, who taught him the supreme cultivation technique, the Heavenly Evolution Art. From then on, he grew at an astonishing pace. He travels across Earth, the Spirit Realm, the Immortal Realm, and the God Realm, breaking through layer after layer of the heavens. He reaches the pinnacle of the Immortal Realm, then ascends
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- 707 My Wife Has Another Husband in an Online Game 妻子在网游里还有一个老公 My Wife Has Another Husband in an Online Game 263Reads—Score—Shelves
- 708 War God: Wolf Soul 战神狼魂 A new book is out. Please check it out: When Ye Yunfan was five, he was kidnapped by human traffickers. Luckily, his master rescued him, kept him by his side, and taught him medicine and martial arts. Ten years later, he enlisted in the army. At eighteen, he was sent to the northern frontier, where he fought his way through one challenge after another. A few years later, he led a special unit renowned around the world, the Wolf Soul. He earned the title of Wolf Emperor, with four Wolf Kings unde 1.9kReads7.3Score180Shelves
- 709 I Ghostwrote for My Wife, but After She Became Famous, She Kicked Me to the Curb 我给老婆当枪手,她却在成名后把我一脚踢开 I Ghostwrite for My Wife, but After She Becomes Famous, She Kicks Me to the Curb 30Reads—Score—Shelves
- 710 After Eight Years of War, the Dragon King Returns 征战八年龙王回归 The battlefield is cruel, but it is a soldier’s duty to defend home and country. The Dragon King returns to protect his family, his friends, and his homeland... Because of what happened eight years ago, the Dragon King now has a child of his own... 478Reads—Score—Shelves
- 711 That’s Right, I’m a Simp, But the More I Simp, the Stronger I Get 没错,我就是舔狗,但我越舔越强 That’s right, I’m a simp, but the more I fawn over them, the stronger I get 40Reads—Score—Shelves
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Black Rain at the End of the World: I Awaken as a Joyfully Unhinged Madman 末世黑雨,我觉醒成欢乐疯批
Apocalypse + wild imagination + absurd fights + unhinged protagonist + dark humor + intelligent villains + carefree plot + no holier-than-thou hero I'm Chen Cang, a high school student who was bullied for three years. To stay alive, I gave up on the college entrance exam and fled back to my hometown. But my parents were gone, my home was gone, and the apocalypse had arrived! While everyone else got bound to a System, I found enlightenment at Longchang and awakened a factor ability. Others fight
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- 713 I Have Only One Song's Worth of Time 我只有一首歌的时间 I Only Have Time for One Song 10Reads—Score—Shelves
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Signing In on Livestreams, My Businesses Span the Globe 直播间签到,产业遍布全球
Ye Haochen is reborn. With his extraordinary memory, including memories of his previous life, he becomes a famous venture capital king and a trillion-yuan tycoon. But fate plays a joke on him, and he somehow transmigrates to a parallel world, into the body of a rich second-generation student who has just graduated from university. This time, just as he decides to lie flat, he binds to the God-Tier Sign-In System, which lets him sign in during livestreams. [Sign-in successful. Obtained 10 million
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- 715 My Wife Gave Birth to a Dark-Skinned Baby, but the Paternity Test Says It's Mine! 老婆生出黑皮肤宝宝,亲子鉴定却是亲生的! My Wife Gave Birth to a Dark-Skinned Baby, but the Paternity Test Says It's Mine! 45Reads—Score—Shelves
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Endless Trials 无尽的试炼
[Urban adventure + rags-to-riches story + a trio’s journey of healing + lighthearted comedy] (No harem, no System, no formulaic plot, no brainless characters) [Emotional highs and lows, sweet moments and heartbreak, one after another. The impact really hits afterward, so read with care if you’re sensitive to that.] From the start, all he has is a pair of underpants, yet he dares to declare: “I’m going to become a billionaire!” A genius doctor, abused and driven onto the streets; an eccentric, go
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- 717 Whenever My Wife Wants to Dump Me, I Call Someone in to Fight for Me 每当老婆要甩掉我,我就摇人代打 (Decisive romance, no dragging things out, no getting back together, and no brainless characters!) The moment the protagonist transmigrates into a book, he finds himself saddled with a debt of 7 billion. His wife is cheating, his mother is comatose, and even his father has run off with his sister-in-law. Watch me turn the tables against all odds and utterly crush those rotten women and scheming men! 67Reads—Score—Shelves
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The Wrong Little White Bottle, and a Day of Laughing Until We Cry. 用错了的小白瓶,笑疯了的一整天。
One little white bottle used the wrong way, and the whole day turned into a riot of laughter.
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I Just Treated an Illness, So Why Are All My Patients Losing It? 我就治个病,患者怎么都破防了?
[Satisfying Read + Lighthearted Comedy + Cringe-Worthy Classic Moments + Traditional Chinese Medicine + No Female Lead] Zhou Yuan transmigrates to a parallel world and inherits a century-old traditional Chinese medicine clinic. He binds himself to a traditional Chinese medicine System. Treating a patient’s illness earns him rewards. Faced with one bizarre patient after another, Zhou Yuan speaks his mind, leaving them mortified and creating countless classic moments! A gaming streamer feel
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- 720 My Husband Crafted a Devoted-Husband Persona, So I'll Make Him Make-Believe for Real! 老公营造爱妻人设,我让他假戏真做! My Husband Is Playing the Devoted Husband. I'll Make Him Turn His Act into Reality! —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 721 Senior Brother, Could You Not Be So Weird? 师兄,别这么抽象好吗? When we first met, Senior Brother said, “Shh, an otherworldly demon has infiltrated our Skyvault Sect. Junior Sister, you must be careful.” Then Senior Brother kicked my friend out. Later, Senior Brother said, “The deep-sea flood dragon has committed countless evils. We cultivators must draw our swords and slay it.” Then Senior Brother killed a little snake. Later still, Senior Brother said, “A million demons are about to invade. Junior Sister, go warn everyone.” After that day, countless locust 886Reads7.7Score108Shelves
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Reborn Under the Tutelage of the Guesthouse Owner 我在民宿老板娘的调教下重生
[Roguish CEO and Rich Young Master x Fierce Big Sister and Money-Loving, Loyal Heroine] Older Woman-Younger Man Romance, Packed with Satisfying Moments On a stormy night, Lu Qiming, president of the SM Group, is ambushed by his own uncle. He fakes his death in a car crash and escapes, covered in blood, before pounding on the door of a mountain lodge for help. To his surprise, the person who opens the door is a young proprietress with even more grit than he has: Murong Laidi. At just twenty, she’
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- 723 My Husband Would Rather Leave With Nothing Than Stay Married! 老公净身出户也要离婚! My Husband Would Rather Leave with Nothing Than Stay Married! 8Reads—Score—Shelves
- 724 After My Wife Fell Into a Coma, Her Soul Kept Hopping Between Me and Her One True Love! 老婆昏迷后,灵魂在我和白月光之间反复横跳! After My Wife Fell Into a Coma, Her Soul Kept Switching Back and Forth Between Me and Her First Love! 66Reads—Score—Shelves
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Social Death Makes You Stronger? Don't Laugh! My Awkward Dance Can Slay the Gods 社死就变强?别笑!我尬舞能斩神
[Secondhand embarrassment can be satisfying too!][Lighthearted comedy][Meme-filled][Absurd humor][One female lead] Lin Fan has social anxiety at level ten, yet at the opening ceremony, in front of the entire school, he knocked the principal's wig off. From that day on, he became famous overnight. Unattended street-stall skewers! Hair-growth magic mung bean soup! Sweet-and-sour powers, awakened! When everyone else thinks he's just there for laughs, only the icy campus beauty, Su Qingxue, secretly
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Xuanhuan: I Have a Sacred Body, and from the Start I Marry a Born Dao Embryo 玄幻:我圣体,开局迎娶先天道胎
Lu Yuan transmigrates into a fantasy world and becomes a collateral clansman of the Lu family, a top clan in the Eastern Wilderness. Though his birth isn't lowly, the tragedy is that he possesses the Desolate Ancient Sacred Body. In this Age of the End of Dharma, this constitution makes cultivation impossible. It's practically no different from a crippled body, a hellish start from the very beginning. Just as Lu Yuan thinks he'll spend his life in obscurity, the family elders suddenly arrange a
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Can a Masculine High School Boy Transform into a Greatsword-Wielding Magical Girl? 阳刚男高会变身大剑魔法少女吗
[Magical Girl + Transformation + Diesel Punk + Urban High Martial Arts + Urban Supernatural Powers + Everyday School Life + High-Level Political Intrigue + Female Lead (Main Female Supporting Character)] [Inspired by Chinese-style dieselpunk magical girls. I thought the idea was fun, so I decided to write a story about it. The narrative follows three threads in parallel: battles, daily life, and political intrigue. The battle thread begins from the start, the daily-life thread starts in Chapter
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- 728 My Childhood Friend Chose Lanxiang Technical School for Love. This Reborn Me Won't Play Along! 青梅为爱填报蓝翔技校,重生的我不奉陪了! My Childhood Friend Applied to Lanxiang Technical School for Love, but Now That I'm Reborn, I'm Not Playing Along! 61Reads—Score—Shelves
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What? You Won't Read It Because It's Too Absurd? Then Open It Up Yourself 什么!因为太抽象不看!自己掰开
[Urban Slice of Life] [Absurd Humor and Memes] [Campus] [System Glitch] [The System Transmigrated, Not Me] [Light Novel] (The rating just came out, so it's a bit low. Don't run off!) “Doctor, I think my friend is sick.” “What is your friend's name?” “Dog System.” “What symptoms does it have?” “It keeps treating our world like a cyberpunk world. It thinks the internet is the Origin World, the girls who dance while wiping glass are desire-cultivating evil cultivators, and our phones are peerless m
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- 730 The Male Lead and I Can Both See the Comments! 我和男主都能看见弹幕! Both the Male Lead and I Can See the On-Screen Comments! 4Reads—Score—Shelves
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Provoke Me, and I'll Make You Go Bald 挑衅我,反手让你变秃头
[System + Choices + Comedy + Passion + Cunning + Female Lead (Take a Guess)] In his previous life, Feng Yu was known as the “Little Prince of Getting Beaten Up” and the “Long-Distance Running Champion.” After being reborn, he kept making choices with the help of the System, pulling one outrageous stunt after another that would have any mom reaching for a slipper. He kept pushing his luck at the edge of getting beaten up. This time, he wasn’t going to settle for less! The protagonist starts with
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Dragon Head 龙头
For the sake of the goddess, I crossed the big shot in the county. To stay alive, I fought my way up, one step at a time, until I became the boss... One day, the hidden dragon will find the rain it needs. With a single roar, it will shift the mountains and rivers and move the Big Dipper. Stories of the underdog rising to the top will always set the blood racing.
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- 733 You Want Your Best Friend to Test Me? But I Know the Law! 让闺蜜试探我?可是我懂法律呀! You Want My Best Friend to Test Me? But I Know the Law! 3.6kReads—Score—Shelves
- 734 My Wife Agreed to a Marriage Without Intimacy, Yet She Has Another Man on the Side! 说好过无夫妻生活婚姻的老婆,却在外面有了他! My wife, who promised we’d have a marriage without sex, has someone on the side! 27Reads—Score—Shelves
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I Got a Bad Review for a Delivery, and Now I’m Reincarnating as a Dog 外卖给差评,竟让我投胎做狗
Su Fan gave a bad review to a food delivery order and woke up to find himself mysteriously transformed into a dog. Luckily, the reclusive Taoist priest Shen Nian took him in. From then on, Su Fan was forced onto the path of vanquishing demons and subduing evil. Vengeful ghosts haunt the streets, an ancient mansion seethes with yin energy, and zombies roam a deserted village. Countless sinister dangers lurk in the corners of the city. Armed with talismans and a sword, Shen Nian joins forces with
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- 736 I Took Over a Body in a Female-Oriented Novel and Taught the General to Be a Man! 魂穿女频文,我教将军做男人! I Reincarnated Into a Romance Novel, So I’m Teaching the General to Be a Man! 3Reads—Score—Shelves
- 737 I Went Looking for Love at a Top-Tier Star's Concert 我在顶流演唱会上找对象 I’m Looking for a Partner at a Top-Tier Star’s Concert 10Reads—Score—Shelves
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The Living King of Hell of the Yin-Yang Realm 阴阳界活阎王
Evil spirits: “Hell is empty, and devils walk among us!” Unorthodox cultivators: “Compared to him, I’m just a rookie!” Righteous cultivators: “Who let him cultivate?!” Li Dao: “Ahem, let me clear things up. I did all those things... just kidding.”
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The Girl Who Was My Moonlight Is Done with This! 白月光她不干了!
“You are the beautiful, high-born second female lead, the childhood sweetheart who returns from abroad as everyone’s unattainable ideal. You marry the CEO of a multinational corporation for a business alliance. But you can’t help falling for the male lead, your childhood friend, and you constantly scheme against the innocent, sweet female lead. In the end, the leads live happily ever after, while your husband and family abandon you, and you die a horrible death.” After transmigrating into the an
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A City Wage Earner's Rise to Legend 都市打工人,逆袭成传奇
[Millennium Era] [Factory Comeback] [Mature Women] [Multiple Female Leads] [Workplace] [Romance] [Urban Underworld] [Feel-Good Story] [Heiresses] [Campus Beauties] [Goddesses] [Rich Beauties] [Older Women] [Everyday Family Life] [Urban Comeback] [Adapted from Real Life] This is an inspirational story about Hao Qiangzhuang, an ordinary wage worker who suddenly gets the opportunity of a lifetime: to become the boss's son-in-law and heir! But he has no idea that a web of schemes lies behind it all.
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- 741 Quick Transmigration: Getting Kissed to Tears by Powerful Men in Sweet Romance Stories 快穿:在甜文里被大佬们亲哭 [No fixed pairing + all male leads are faithful + powerful men humbled + scheming green tea + slight everyone-loves-her vibe] In some worlds, the male leads are condemned by the twists of fate to become tragic characters in an author’s story. The little fox Ningning’s mission is to change their destinies, and, while she’s at it… devour them. 1. The Little Princess Takes on Four [Spoiled Princess VS Young General] 2. Rough-and-Ready Romance [Little Chef VS Older Boxer with a Major Size Difference 49.9kReads9.3Score4.2kShelves
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If the Male Lead Is Out of Reach, the Villain Is a Better Deal 不是男主要不起,反派更有性价比
The short drama adaptation of Quick Transmigration: Spoiled and Cherished is now available on Fanqie, the comic is out, and a print edition is in the works. Please show your support. [Sweet romance + yandere, one-on-one] To stay alive, Sheng Nuan must transmigrate into different worlds, play doomed cannon fodder, and save the darkest villains. They're cold-blooded, obsessive, and ruthless, capable of leaving a million corpses in their wake with a laugh and destroying the world with a wave of the
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The Campus Belle: We Chatted Online for Three Years, Then Became Mortal Enemies at Our First Meeting 校花之网聊三年,见面就成死对头
[Not a Sweet Campus Romance] [Bickering Couple] [No Need to Turn Your Brain Off] Sure, people deliberately score lower on exams, but have you ever heard of an idiot doing that on the college entrance exam? Yu Xiatian deliberately held back on his scores willingly, only to discover when the college entrance exam results came out that he'd been badly duped! That one blunder cost him the top-scorer title and dashed his chances of getting into either Peking University or Tsinghua. He was planning to
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A Young Dragon from the Start, and You Really Think I'm a Beggar? 幼龙开局,你真把我当乞丐?
Gods run rampant, and strange creatures are everywhere. In a world gripped by fear, where anyone might undergo a monstrous transformation, a lowborn boy emerges from an old graveyard. He carries a mysterious space where killing strange creatures lets him absorb their power and conjure items. [Legendary creature, Jade-Eyed Corpse: Its eyeballs can peer into the Yellow Springs and read the scriptures of the dead. Requires a sixth-rank martial artist who has mastered a pupil technique.] The sevent
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- 745 I Only Wanted to Ride the Hype, but I Became the Final Boss 明明只想蹭人气却成大boss World No. 1 (abandoned midway). Su Ningyi transmigrated into Detective Conan and was bound to a popularity System for nine years, but the manga app still wouldn't open. Until an AI-controlled avatar went out to buy a bento Shinichi stared at the red marks on his wrist. "How does your guardian... usually treat you?" The avatar blinked innocently. "Charging requires lots of close contact." That night, the manga suddenly unlocked. On the home page was a creepy close-up of me feeding the avatar in i 6.1kReads8.7Score421Shelves
- 746 I Really Didn’t Mean to Make Money 首富:我真没想赚钱啊 [A trope-subverting story with a light, everyday feel.] Also known as [I Only Wanted to Lose Money, but I Ended Up with a Bunch of Sneaky Employees] and [I Only Wanted to Lose Money: Somehow, I Became the Industry’s Best Boss] After graduating, Chen Mo obtained a money-losing System. The more money he lost, the more personal wealth he would receive. Lose money? That was ridiculously easy. Chen Mo thought confidently, then promptly bought a clothing factory that was already losing money. What he 20.5kReads8.8Score1.9kShelves
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Quick Transmigration: I'm Done Following the Plot as a Male Cannon Fodder, Time for a New Path 快穿:男炮灰我不走剧情,换赛道
[Quick transmigration + self-interest + period settings + cultivation + male supporting characters + stopping at nothing to achieve one's goals] Qingshan was an endangered yew tree growing high in the mountains of Yunnan. In a daze, it gained sentience and cultivated into a spirit. During its tribulation, its entire body was obliterated beneath a storm of thunder. Its final wisp of soul was intercepted by an initial System belonging to a certain Bureau of Time and Space, and so began a long jour
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A World Where I'm the Only One Cast as a Nobody 只有我是路人设定的世界
A reverse comeback story about how the protagonist goes from being a good-for-nothing to becoming even more useless (laughs). When setting up the book, the author couldn’t even find a suitable category... Silly everyday antics, absurdity, light novel. Unexpected plot turns, a wonderfully bizarre way of thinking, and all kinds of wacky, unbelievable events... In short, it’s an absurd, silly slice-of-life story! [Li Zhiyun: Hey, I’m the protagonist, after all. Is it really okay to make me this use
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I, I-I-I-I, Am from Different Times and Spaces 我,我我我我我,来自不同时空
The original novel behind the motion comic Hi, Su Chen [Lighthearted comedy] [Ensemble cast] [Everyday urban life] [No System] I am a zombie with no morals. I am a cold-blooded, ruthless assassin. I am a student with a rotten character. I am an arrogant, spoiled celebrity. I am an immortal consumed by lust. I am a scholar who has lost all humanity. I want to kill myself! I want to stay alive! I want to escape this world! I'm plotting to destroy humanity! I want to be the savior everyone look
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The Joys of a Woman Left Behind 留守妇女的快乐
In 1984, Li Guifang was left behind in a mountain village, raising two children on her own. The hardships of life had nearly crushed her. Just as she was sinking into despair, she started a new family with Lin Kun, the rough-hewn man next door. To her surprise, This older, burly man spoiled me rotten, and our life grew happier by the day.
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