Stories That Are Hilarious from the Very First Chapter 从第一章开始就超级搞笑的

1. 601 官 The Government Assigned Me a Wife, but Is My Bride a Fallen Empress? 官府发媳妇，我娘子是亡国女帝？ A Lonely Grave Ten Thousand Miles Away万里孤坟Historical2.6M WordsCompleted Qin Anyang accidentally transmigrates to an unfamiliar ancient land torn apart by war, where people mistake him for the village idiot who went missing days ago. The local authorities are handing out wives, and he is dragged along to claim one before he even understands what's happening. But everyone thinks he's a half-dead fool, so no woman is willing to go with him. With no other choice, the officials escorting the brides give him a severely injured, unconscious woman they picked up along the w 3.9kReads8.1Score466Shelves

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   [Pouting][Smirking][Making a face] Qin Anyang unexpectedly transmigrated to a strange, chaotic ancient world. It was during a government-organized bride-giving season, and he was inexplicably dragged along to pick up a wife. However, to outsiders, he was just a dying idiot, and no woman wanted to be with him. Reluctantly, the officials in the wedding procession, to complete their mission, had to give him a severely injured and unconscious woman they had picked up along the way. Faced with this disastrous start, Qin Anyang had no choice but to grit his teeth, roll up his sleeves, and, with his wife, use his knowledge from his previous life to start building his fortune. As life improved day by day, Qin Anyang felt something was amiss. Why was his wife constantly [shy][smirking] encouraging him to rebel and become emperor?

2. 602 乱 Chaos! Utter Chaos! The More Chaos, the Better! 乱！都乱！乱点好啊！ One Smile Through the Spring and Autumn一笑春秋Urban413k WordsCompleted [A wild, passionate power fantasy for adult readers] Chu Tian finally scraped together enough for the bride price and prepared to get married, never dreaming that it was all a scheme. The so-called marriage was nothing more than a plot to get their hands on his bride price. Through a twist of fate, Chu Tian acquired the Disease-Devouring System. When a beautiful CEO learned that Chu Tian possessed peerless medical skills, she publicly confessed her love for him at the hospital, becoming his stea 20.7kReads7.6Score1.8kShelves
3. 603 沙 After the Wacky Old Ancestor Emerged from Seclusion, She Discovered She Was Invincible 沙雕老祖出关后，发现自己无敌了 My Name Is Huang Yougeng我叫黄有梗Ancient Romance1.4M WordsCompleted [Invincible heroine + no romance + hilarious chaos + revenge against scumbags + team leveling] The heroine is greedy, lecherous, morally questionable, biased toward her own people, and utterly shameless. If that bothers you, don't read! Yao Hua was a well-known slacker at Floating Cloud Pavilion. She earned her sect contributions by having children and raised her cultivation by sheer luck. After being gravely injured and going into seclusion, she emerged one day to find that everyone stronger t 3.8kReads8.9Score427Shelves

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   Completed!!! All family drama, no romance. The female lead is invincible from the start, and she and her six children are all hilarious goofballs. I've never seen such an unconventional female lead. The sect's disciples are also super cute. The writing style is humorous and not a slapstick comedy. A truly ensemble piece you won't regret reading! [Laughs]

4. 604 选 You Chose Me as Censor, Li Shimin, So Why Are You Crying? 选我当御史，李世民你哭什么 Zhang Invincible张无敌Historical4.1M WordsOngoing [Hilarious, satisfying, lighthearted, historical, ancient China] Cheng Jun transmigrated to the third year of the Zhenguan era in the Tang Dynasty, becoming the son of the military officer Cheng Yaojin. As it happened, Li Shimin was recruiting imperial censors! Years later, Li Shimin said to the Crown Prince, “Cheng Jun is a peerless sword of our Great Tang. Only a virtuous person can wield him. You're young, so I'll leave him to you.” The Crown Prince burst into tears. “I don't want it anymore! 45.4kReads9.0Score3kShelves

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   This book is hilarious from the very first chapter. It's about a soul that travels back to the Zhenguan era of the Tang Dynasty. The protagonist is Cheng Jun, the son of Cheng Yaojin, and he's incredibly eloquent.

5. 605 瓜 The Melon-Field Writer's Epic Fail 瓜田写手翻车记 The Di Jiang Divine Beast, Who Has Everything Go Smoothly一切顺利的帝江神兽13k WordsCompleted The Melon-Field Writer’s Epic Fail 599Reads—Score—Shelves

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   A lighthearted and funny sweet romance novel, purely sweet with no angst, humorous and silly, with engaging characters, perfect for stress relief and a must-have for staying up late!

6. 606 哪 Where Did This Divine Metal Come From? 哪里来的神金 Sheep Sheep Sheep stp羊羊羊stpAncient Romance89k WordsCompleted Mind-reading + gossip + fortune-telling + matchmaking agency + farming + comedy This is not a no-romance story. The pacing is slow, with the plot and career taking center stage and romance playing a supporting role. If that's not your thing, read with caution. Li Li finally transmigrated to ancient times after much difficulty, thinking she'd landed an easy life. Who knew she'd nearly freeze to death as soon as she arrived, then get grossed out by the System on top of that? She runs into a bully —Reads—Score—Shelves

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   This book is a combination of imaginative ideas and hilarious moments; highly recommended!

7. 607 黑 Quit Pretending, Black-Hearted Senior Brother. All Your Accomplices Have Confessed 黑心师兄别装啦，你的同伙全招了 I Just Love Bewitching Women就喜欢妖女Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted [Everyday life + lighthearted + supreme survivor + invincible among peers + silly and loaded] Wait, I gave him a Qi Refining cultivation method. How did he cultivate all the way to become a Great Emperor? Hua Liuyun, who grew up without parents, uses his heaven-defying luck to build a life of wealth, step by step. The child of luck is old news. He’s the father of luck. Before absolute strength, even the Lord of a Forbidden Zone has to raise a hand and offer him a cigarette. Before money, even th 16.7kReads8.4Score2.1kShelves

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   🌈The first chapter is quite funny. More than a dozen of the protagonist's friends from the same village have all been tested and found to have the potential to become Great Emperors, but the protagonist has mixed spiritual roots of the five elements.

8. 608 让 I Asked You to Livestream Picking Up Junk, So Why Are You Cleaning Up a Battlefield? 让你直播捡破烂，你去打扫战场？ Update Beast猛更兽Urban2.0M WordsCompleted [Hilarious + sly trickster + livestreaming + sunny young man + professions + no female lead] Su Bai transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a contestant on an observational reality show. From the start, he draws the “scavenger” profession. Then he finds a wanted item from the Public Security Bureau in a street-side trash can. The whole show takes a turn. “My God, I’ve worked at a recycling center for years, and this is the first time I’ve found out there’s such a huge bomb buried in our ga 5kReads8.9Score558Shelves

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   🍅This book made me laugh uncontrollably in the middle of the night! 😂 I almost fell out of bed laughing! The jokes are so dense they're almost suffocating 🌈, the author is a genius! Those with a low threshold for laughter should proceed with caution 🤣, and those with a high threshold for laughter, prepare to laugh until your abs hurt! 😂😂😂

9. 609 系 The System Made My Best Friend Find Me a New Husband: Plaster and Ink Fragrance 系统逼我闺蜜给我换了个老公——石膏与墨香 The Di Jiang Divine Beast, Who Has Everything Go Smoothly一切顺利的帝江神兽12k WordsCompleted The System Made My Best Friend Find Me a New Husband, Plaster and the Scent of Ink 1kReads—Score—Shelves
10. 610 神 The Return of the Condor Heroes: Inheriting the Three Stages of Rebirth from the Start 神雕：开局传承逆生三重 Blessings of King Chirp啾啾大王保佑Male-Channel Fanfiction327k WordsCompleted [Transmigration fan fiction + cautious growth + pursuit of immortality + slow-burn but satisfying] In his eleventh year after transmigrating into The Return of the Condor Heroes, Shen Zhibai found a wall covered in writing in a cave in the Qinling Mountains. He copied all three thousand characters without missing a single one. Only after finishing did he notice the final line: “Three stages mark the limit of reverse life. At the limit, progress ends. Stop here, and you cannot reach heaven.” 628Reads—Score115Shelves
11. 611 全 The Whole Sect Is Chewing Tree Bark, and You Say Spirit Rice Yields Thirty Thousand Pounds Per Acre? 全宗啃树皮，你说灵稻亩产三万斤 Jie Ma介麻Fantastical Romance203k WordsCompleted After transmigrating into the body of a destitute sect leader buried under a debt of thirty million spirit stones, he finds that the entire sect has only one little disciple left, so hungry he's chewing tree bark. Chen Mo looks at the mutated spirit rice in his storage space, yielding thirty thousand jin per mu, and smiles. “Let's start with a small goal: making sure everyone in the sect has enough to eat.” Three months later, Qingyun Sect is making a million spirit stones a month selling spirit 40Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The comedy segment is here again!!! A hilarious compilation! The domineering female CEO's pursuit of her husband, bursting with laughs! The daily life of a working-class person, with all sorts of hilarious ways to slack off! An auntie bravely enters the entertainment industry, winning over a whole host of movie fans!

12. 612 不 If You Don't Understand, Don't Talk Nonsense: This Isn't a Mixed Spiritual Root 不懂别乱说，我这不是杂灵根 Mu Shui Shui Shui木水水水Eastern Fantasy3.2M WordsCompleted Xiao Yun transmigrates to a world of immortal cultivation, convinced that as someone from another world, he must have extraordinary talent. But the test reveals he has a mixed spirit root! He is even rejected as a servant disciple. With no one else willing to take him in, the senior sister of Little Bamboo Peak gives him a home. That very day, he completes the Qi Refining stage, and masters every cultivation technique as soon as he learns it... At the Seven Peaks Tournament six months later, the 41.8kReads7.6Score4.1kShelves
13. 613 我 My Sharingan Has Way Too Many Abilities 我的写轮眼功能太多了 Lazy Orange Cat偷懒的橘猫Urban685k WordsCompleted *A complete newcomer, this is my first book, a beginner’s very first work.* [System Story] [No Heroine] Zhao Fan transmigrates to a parallel world. Only to discover that he’s actually intellectually disabled! The day before he awakens his superpower, his System finally arrives. [Homecoming Transmigration Blessing System fully charged! Host, draw your superpower.] [Congratulations, Host! You have obtained the “Two-Tomoe Sharingan.”] … “Hmph. You’re not even human anymore, you’ve turned into an an 541Reads8.1Score107Shelves
14. 614 酒 The Clingy Drunk 酒后粘人精 The Di Jiang Divine Beast, Who Has Everything Go Smoothly一切顺利的帝江神兽9k WordsCompleted A Clingy Drunk 11.5kReads—Score—Shelves
15. 615 被 My Own Son Sent Me on a Variety Show to Get Bashed? Now His Mom’s Making a Comeback! 被亲儿子送上综艺挨骂？我妈逆袭翻红！ Jie Ma介麻13k WordsCompleted My Own Son Sent Me on a Variety Show to Be Torn Apart by Critics? Mom Makes a Comeback and Becomes a Star Again! 46Reads—Score—Shelves
16. 616 海 Surviving at Sea: I Take My Crew on a Relaxing Vacation 海上求生：我带船员悠闲度假 Summer Ice Melon夏日冰瓜Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.2M WordsOngoing “Honey, what are you doing over there? Could you come help me carry this?” “A Yan, I’m so tired today. Could you give me a massage?” “Big Brother, why are you hiding here? Did Sister yell at you? Boo-hoo, she’s so mean. Unlike me, I only know how to feel sorry for you.” “Captain, which looks better, a dress or a skirt? I’ll wear whichever you choose. What? They both look good?” Earth exploded, and all of humanity was thrown into an ocean world to fight for survival. While everyone else strug 52.8kReads7.7Score5.7kShelves
17. 617 超 A Collection of Super-Short, Sweet Romances 超短篇小甜文合集 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Modern Romance124k WordsCompleted All are sweet little stories! Each one is a standalone, super-short tale. Straightforward romance, no misunderstandings, quick progress, and quick endings. Story One: A tree finds his companion vine [Zhu Yan x Yue Zhiteng] Story Two: The man fought over by a rich woman and a rich young man [Tao Zhuo x Chen Shu] Story Three: A mountain spirit obsessed with human phones and a human who fall for each other [Lin Fenfen x Lu Yuan] Story Four: A severely lopsided student reborn in her third year of mi 3.7kReads8.2Score241Shelves
18. 618 广 The Square Dance Leader Returned to the Village and Accidentally Made the Whole Place Famous 广场舞领队回村，一不小心带火整个村子 Jie Ma介麻42k WordsCompleted The Square Dance Leader Returns to the Village and Accidentally Makes the Whole Village a Hit 7Reads—Score—Shelves
19. 619 高 After the College Entrance Exam, I Became the Heir to the Great Emperor of Hehuan 高考后，我成了合欢大帝传人 Scholar Chen Tang Jiu陈唐酒书生Urban1.5M WordsOngoing [Urban cultivation + multiple heroines + invincible + sudden wealth + power and influence] During summer vacation, Xiao Yao goes with his girlfriend to watch a meteor shower, but a strange meteor strikes him and knocks him unconscious. To his surprise, not only is he unharmed, but he also turns his misfortune into a blessing, obtaining the supreme cultivation inheritance of a foreign quasi-emperor's remnant soul: the Heavenly Jade Dual Cultivation Art! From then on, it's as if he's opened the do 116.6kReads7.9Score16.1kShelves
20. 620 将 After I Married the Jerk into a Rich Family, His Whole Family Regretted It 将渣男送进豪门后，他全家后悔了 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折14k WordsCompleted After I married the scumbag off to a wealthy family, his whole family regretted it. 8.1kReads—Score140Shelves
21. 621 摆 A Slacker at Work, Who Stumbled into the Rich-People Fast Lane 摆烂打工人，误闯富人赛道 Jie Ma介麻72k WordsCompleted A slacker office worker accidentally wanders into the rich kids’ world 68Reads—Score—Shelves
22. 622 三 A Three Kingdoms Man's Must-Read Guide to Raising a Magical Girl 三国猛男必看的魔法少女养成手册 Zhegao柘皋19k WordsCompleted A Magical Girl Raising Handbook for Three Kingdoms Tough Guys 150Reads—Score—Shelves

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    In Snow White, is it always a love-hate relationship between the queen and the princess? Can the king also use a mirror to compete for favor? Will everyone who tries to win Little Red Riding Hood be eaten? Let's all have an embroidery competition! [Eating melon emoji] Lu Bu and his Three Kingdoms boy band have come to the modern world as magical girls!

23. 623 癫EN Unhinged? We're All Unhinged—and That's a Good Thing! 癫，都癫，癫点好啊 Little Salt小盐子Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Super-Sweet 1v1]+ [Silly Humor and Memes]+ [Showbiz]+ [Dating Variety Show]+ [Face-Slapping] [Unhinged Actress vs. CEO with a Mind of His Own] Betrayed by her scumbag boyfriend, she transmigrated into a book and was immediately stabbed and sent to the hospital by an extremist shipper. Xie Mi went berserk on the spot, spouting wild claims in the livestream. “Come on! Stab me! All of you, stab me! I'll blow up the Earth!” A passerby who had wandered into the livestream nearly fainted. Okay, okay. 337.3kReads9.8Score47.3kShelves

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    This book is absolutely hilarious! It's definitely the funniest book I've ever read on Tomato Book. I've been following it for a year, and it's finally finished. When I started reading it, it had a 9.7 rating, then it dropped to 9.9, and now it's 9.8. It's so incredibly funny. Who can understand the pain I felt when I was called on by the teacher to answer a question in class because I laughed too loudly?

24. 624 高 The Aloof Campus Belle? She’s Obviously My Sweet Wife! 高冷校花？那明明是我甜妹老婆！ Hawthorn Tea山楂煮茶Urban2.0M WordsOngoing [Everyday Romance] [One Heroine] [Sweet Romance] [Campus Life] [Romantic Comedy] [Sweet from Start to Finish] [No Harem] For years, Jiang Ciyuan revolved around Tang Yueran as he pursued her. The night she hinted that he should confess, all he got in return was her scornful sneer: "A bag that costs tens of thousands of yuan is the bare minimum to show your sincerity." His years of affection ended in a humiliating anticlimax. After Jiang Ciyuan walked away, he met a cool, aloof campus beauty who 35.9kReads9.2Score3.5kShelves
25. 625 直 A Straight Man's Escape from the Fairy-Tale World 直男童话世界逃生记 Zhegao柘皋5k WordsCompleted A Straight Guy's Escape from a Fairy-Tale World 271Reads—Score—Shelves
26. 626 浮 Surviving on an Ice Floe: Everything I Salvage Comes to Life 浮冰求生：我打捞的物资全成精了 Carrot Hater拒绝胡萝卜Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.9M WordsCompleted [Sneaky schemer] [Comedy] [Apocalypse] [Survival] [Everyday life] The whole world enters an icy sea survival game. From the start, all you have is a floating chunk of ice, and supplies can only be fished up! [Host detected to be facing an apocalyptic threat!] [System descending!] [System under attack from the game’s firewall!] [System has taken down the game’s firewall!] Chen Mo can’t access the System, but the world has started acting strangely, as if some rule has changed… The chunks of ice in 15.7kReads8.8Score1.7kShelves

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    Hahaha, this is hilarious! It has to be this one! [Sparrow's Masterpiece][Sparrow's Masterpiece][Sparrow's Masterpiece]

27. 627 系EN Immortality System: I Outlived Everyone 系统赋我长生，我熬死了所有人 One Durian No. 3一只榴莲3号Eastern Fantasy5.6M WordsOngoing Observing the love and hatred of cultivators across the river of time from a perspective beyond life itself. He left a modest little town and entered the wondrous world of cultivation. His journey sped up and slowed down, moving forward or stopping to rest, but he never stopped walking. The Age of Declining Dharma, the Age of Emperors, the Age of Dark Turmoil… He appeared in every age, and the only thing he could do was watch old friends die with his own eyes, then see them off to their grave 575.4kReads9.4Score59.5kShelves

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    [Laughing][Pouting] This is absolutely a masterpiece from Tomato. I never expected to find such a masterpiece on Tomato. It's hilarious! I laughed so hard! I would call it the only masterpiece I've ever read, and it's definitely worth watching.

28. 628 大 Great Tang's Number One Menace 大唐第一祸害 The Song Is Not Yet Finished一曲未完Historical2.3M WordsCompleted His Majesty Li Er was furious. “My machine-gun company has been lured away by that little menace again?!” A minister replied carefully, “Your Majesty, the Japanese envoy was a month behind on his liquor tab at Wangfujing, so the Crown Prince… the Crown Prince just…” Li Er looked disdainful. “Nonsense! Japan is a friendly neighbor of our Great Tang. They’re only a little behind on payment. Would he really go that far?” The minister answered cautiously, “Your Majesty… the debt is 108,000 strings o 46.5kReads8.4Score3.3kShelves

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    🔥This book is too eerie🔥 "The Number One Scourge of the Tang Dynasty": When the emperor is angry, millions die; when the crown prince is angry, the whole city is paralyzed. [Laughs][laughs][sending hearts][sending hearts][laughs][laughs]

29. 629 你 Why Are You Messing with Him? He’s a Hopeless Romantic! 你惹他干嘛！他恋爱脑来着！ Jiuwan'er九万儿Modern Romance434k WordsCompleted [Mutual devotion and sweet romance | He falls first | He wins himself over | Hopelessly lovestruck hero | Blushes at the slightest flirtation | Pure-hearted Ninth Master] Original title: Seductive Kisses! Exclusive Love! Persuading the Abstinent Ninth Master to Get a Marriage License Jian You'en transmigrates into a book as a foolish, spoiled cannon-fodder villainess, waking up in the hotel room of the cold-blooded and ruthless big shot known as Ninth Master. The villainous big shot glares at he 5.4kReads9.4Score732Shelves

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    The male lead in this book is completely obsessed with love, and the whole story is lighthearted, funny, and without any angst. The female lead transmigrates into the book and opens her eyes to find herself in the room of the cold-blooded and ruthless villainous boss, Ninth Master. Coincidentally, the boss has suffered a head injury in a car accident and doesn't quite remember the people around him. Then the female lead says she is his lover, and he believes her. Later, he even tries to win her over, believing that the female lead truly loves him to the point of obsession.

30. 630 别EN You're Speedrunning High-Level Martial Arts While Others Suffer? 别人练功吃苦，你直接速通高武？ Changshou Can't Fly长寿不会飞Urban3.5M WordsOngoing [Signed for publication] [High martial arts + wish fulfillment + total domination + fast-paced + ruthless] “Ye Li, your opponent this time is my boyfriend. You’re no match for him, so hurry up and forfeit...” “You knocked him to his knees?!” “Ye Li, why did you apply to the top of the five great academies? Didn’t your teacher tell you not to get complacent and to keep your feet on the ground... You’ve already been granted early admission?!” “Ye Li, this strange beast rules the whole region. We’r 141.3kReads9.1Score10.5kShelves

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    [Making a face][Cool] This is absolutely a masterpiece from Tomato. I never thought I could find such a masterpiece on Tomato. It's hilarious! I laughed so hard! I would call it the only masterpiece I've ever read, and it's definitely worth watching.

31. 631 废 The Useless Prince: Why Are You Forcing Me to Become Emperor? 废物皇子：为何要逼我做皇帝？ The Wind of the 80s80年代的风Historical4.0M WordsCompleted He is the empire’s useless prince! But his own father, the emperor, wants him dead. The crown prince wants him dead. His brothers all want him dead. Even the most beautiful woman under heaven wants him dead! To survive, he trains an invincible army and builds a hidden paradise. He brings the Hundred Schools of Thought to heel, drawing capable ministers, mighty generals, and reclusive masters from every corner of the land to his side. All the beauties under heaven dream of becoming his bride. Ami 84.3kReads9.3Score8.5kShelves

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    [Admiration][Admiration] Holy crap, this is a masterpiece! It's absolutely Tomato's only masterpiece. It's so hilarious! The more you read, the funnier it gets, and the more you want to read it. I wish I could finish it in one go. I'd stay up all night to finish this novel.

32. 632 速 Speedrunning Immortality: I Have the Great Dao’s Word List 速通修仙：我有大道词条 Listen to Laibao听赖宝的话Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted [Super Genius + Comedy + Cultivation + Traits + Witty + Decisive] Chen Fan transmigrates to a world of cultivation, accompanied by a highly intelligent donkey, and obtains a ridiculous trait System. From then on, eighty million stars blaze across the heavens, while he shoulders the sorrows of ages past and present! [Never Come Back Empty-Handed While Fishing: You always catch something] One cast of the net brings up a Nine-Orifice Golden Core? The undying bones of a demonic giant? A nail-headed 19.4kReads9.1Score1.5kShelves

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    This book is hilarious and witty from the very first chapter. The protagonist isn't overly saintly; Chen Fan transmigrates and gains a dictionary system, accompanied by a donkey—both are quite eccentric.

33. 633 金 The Golden Son-in-Law 金牌帝婿 Misty Rain’烟雨’Historical3.0M WordsCompleted [Farming] [Lighthearted] [Alternate world] [No System] Qin Yu transmigrates, and from the start he’s the second son of the Prince of Qin’s household. His father is a non-imperial prince of Great Wei and the Minister of Revenue. His mother is a wealthy daughter of a prominent Jiangnan family. His older brother is a peerless general who guards the frontier. With such powerful connections and an exalted position, Qin Yu gives up on ambition, indulging in wine, women, and song, and reclining in the 47.4kReads9.0Score4.7kShelves
34. 634 六 The Sixties: A Loony Old Trickster and a Pathetic Brat 六十年代：癫癫的老六，废废的崽 Sunflower in the High Tower高阁向阳花Modern Romance592k WordsCompleted [No Romance + Transmigrate into a Book + Period Setting + Everyday Family Bonds + Guilt-Free Power Fantasy + Female Lead Has Few Scruples] The third installment about Chang'an and Gu Laoliu “Your dad fell off. Go pick him up.” In the middle of her sleep, Chang'an is kicked flying by an old man with a “Whoosh!” When she wakes again, she looks up at the lunatic squatting on a tree branch, a red pair of underwear on his head. Chang'an says nothing, only sighs. “Daughter, I brought the brigade’s pig 6.8kReads9.1Score700Shelves

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    The opening is hilarious, haha ​​[facepalm]. The female lead's dad is a complete idiot, not only terrible with directions but also utterly wicked. The female lead isn't exactly innocent either; the father and daughter's main focus is on having fun and teasing each other! It's incredibly stress-relieving and enjoyable, not at all frustrating, a truly satisfying read.

35. 635 系 System? Didn't I Just Bind to One? 系统？我不是刚刚绑定过了吗？ Eighty Great Mountains八十大山Eastern Fantasy336k WordsOngoing [Transmigration] [Dual Systems] [Multiple Heroines] [Hilarious and Absurd] Everyone else gets cheat powers from a single System. My two Systems spend every day fighting each other! Ye Ao transmigrates to the world of immortal cultivation. His name happens to match the legendary online-game ID "Ye Ao, What Can You Do About It?", accidentally activating an online-game System. He thinks he is about to sweep across the immortal world with cheat powers all the way, but who could have guessed a whol 8kReads8.3Score713Shelves

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    Quite humorous

36. 636 瞎 Blind Corn! Rotten Potatoes! Worthless Children, Get on Your Knees! 瞎苞米！烂土豆！极品儿女靠边跪 Lucky Cat招财猫儿Modern Romance3.6M WordsOngoing [Period] [The 1980s] [Light Ensemble Cast] [Reborn] [Feel-Good] [No Golden Finger] [Family Life] (Also known as: Reborn in the 1980s: The Old Lady Leaves Her Children Behind) Seventy-year-old Wu Zhiqiu is Reborn in the era when her children still depend on her hard work and sacrifice! In her previous life, she played favorites and ended up alone and miserable in her old age. This time, she refuses to repeat the past. The old lady decides to leave her children behind and enjoy the rest of her lif 194.4kReads9.3Score8.3kShelves

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    Like a machine gun, he never repeats his insults [laughing and crying emoji]. He never loses an argument [smirking emoji]. My stomach hurts from laughing so much.

37. 637 我 I Get Stronger Whenever I'm Called On 我被点名就变强 Gray Tracks灰色轨迹Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [Comedy + scheming + tycoon] One day, the rebellious Fang Qimai got a special System. Whenever someone called on him, he could receive a reward from them. Ding! Your math teacher called on you. Reward: Skill Book, Mastering Olympiad Math. Ding! Your rich classmate called on you. Character unlocked: Billionaire Dad. Ding! Your PE teacher called on you. Reward: Skill Book, Mastering English Grammar. Wait a minute... Did something weird just sneak in there...? 15.6kReads9.2Score1.4kShelves

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    💥①The first chapter is hilarious😜. The protagonist gets a system that makes him stronger when someone calls his name. He starts by being called by a rich second-generation heir, gets a billionaire father, and is even called by the PE teacher, and surprisingly becomes fluent in English.

38. 638 师EN My Junior Disciples Are All Overpowered, So I Have to Cheat! 师弟们都是大佬，那我只能开挂了 Rain Falls from South of the City to the West城南有雨落城西Eastern Fantasy1.6M WordsCompleted The second junior brother is the chosen one of the plane. The third junior brother is reborn. The fourth junior brother is an ancient Sword Immortal reincarnated. The junior sister is the future Demon Empress. Everyone from top to bottom is a hidden powerhouse! Ouyang, the eldest senior brother, gives a crooked grin. “Well, then I guess I'll have to use cheats!” 123.8kReads9.4Score12.1kShelves
39. 639 直 Livestream: One Song, "Tears of a Dancer," Leaves Dai Xiaomei Stunned 直播：一首舞女泪，唱懵呆小妹 An Accident是个意外Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Livestreaming + outrageous antics + sign-in rewards + comedy + absurdity + female streamer + female entertainer] Jiang Yun unexpectedly obtains a livestream sign-in System. All he has to do is livestream to receive sign-in rewards! To rack up livestream hours and claim the System’s rewards, he decides to connect with other streamers. His first guest is the popular streamer Dai Xiaomei. Dai Xiaomei: “What talents do you have?” Jiang Yun: “I can sing.” Dai Xiaomei: “Let’s hear it.” Jiang Yun: “On 47.6kReads9.1Score3kShelves

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    These two books are fine. If they're not funny, come back and scold me; I really won't talk back. Yunzi is forever a god.

40. 640 被 Abandoned by Her Children and Left to Die, Granny Zhang Is Reborn in 1980 被子女抛弃惨死，张老太重生八零 Rice Bowl 114饭碗114Modern Romance1.7M WordsCompleted (Feel-good story + no golden finger + slice of life + family drama + ensemble cast of ordinary people + reborn in a bygone era) Short dramas: The New Life of Rong Ying, the Woman Everyone Looked Down On; Reborn Mom Is Here to Collect You Old Mrs. Zhang spent her whole life raising three sons and three daughters. She paid for her children’s weddings and homes, raised her grandchildren, and emptied the family savings to buy a home in Shanghai for her eldest son. She helped her second son marry thr 75.9kReads9.1Score8.6kShelves
41. 641 老 After My Wife Died, My Life Soared Against the Odds 老婆去世后，我的人生逆风飞扬 Border Town Camel边城骆驼Urban1.7M WordsCompleted My name is Shu Shuang. Shu as in “comfortable,” and Shuang as in “refreshing.” I was twelve when both my parents died, and Cheng Yexiang raised me. When I was twenty-one, Cheng Yexiang’s eldest daughter, Cheng Ke, who was the same age as me, married me. After Cheng Ke and I got married, we opened a small shop in the city called Keshuang Supermarket. Three months later, she died in a tragic car accident. I felt as though the sky had fallen. Life no longer seemed worth living. Cheng Yexiang had lo 13.6kReads8.8Score1.2kShelves

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    He got arrested in the very first chapter [facepalm]

42. 642 这 This Immortal Life? I Just Stay Home and Cultivate in the Sect 这仙啊，我就宅在宗门修了 Snow Wolf on the Summit云巅雪狼Eastern Fantasy278k WordsOngoing After transmigrating into the cultivation world for twenty-two years, Lin Chen finally managed to become the master of a peak. Then he discovered that Po Yun Peak was about to be abolished by the sect. While the other peak masters flew on their swords, he went fishing. While they ate pills like meals, he mooched food. While they chose disciples for their talent, he took in a junior sister with "average roots, average comprehension, and average intelligence," planning to send her into the sect 64Reads—Score—Shelves

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    It's hilarious right from the start 🤪

43. 643 七 The 1970s Military Marriage: The Charming Army Wife Raises Kids and Wins Her Husband's Heart 七零军婚：俏军嫂养崽撩夫日常 Dawn Breaks in the East东方既白Modern Romance369k WordsCompleted [No golden finger + second male lead takes the lead + fictional period setting] [Short drama now streaming] Xiao Qingru doesn't want to raise someone else's child, so she breaks off her engagement to her childhood sweetheart. Just as she's getting ready to focus on her career, she's targeted by a hothead from the capital. Xu Muzhou is the youngest and most promising pilot. The first time he meets her, he falls in love at first sight with his good friend's younger sister. When he hears she's alre 16kReads9.0Score1.1kShelves

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    🥝🥝 The female lead had a stomachache (appendicitis), and the male lead was taking her to the hospital when a neighbor stopped them, saying that his comrade's widow was about to give birth. The male lead decisively abandoned the female lead, saying, "Wait here for me, I'll be right back." He quickly ran up to the nearby apartment building, and after a flurry of activity, returned carrying a heavily pregnant woman. Throughout the entire ordeal, he didn't glance at his fiancée, who sat on a bench, her face deathly pale. The hurried footsteps faded into the distance, and finally, the figure disappeared from Xiao Qingru's sight. Xiao Qingru had lost count of how many times Jiang Chuan had abandoned her for Du Wanqiu. Sweat poured down her forehead, and Xiao Qingru struggled to her feet. She took only a few steps before collapsing, crashing into a cleared snowdrift. So cold. So painful. This time, she didn't want Jiang Chuan anymore.

44. 644 让 You Sent Me to an Aristocratic School, but I Went After the Young Lady 让你贵族学校读书，你去泡大小姐 A Little Like Eas, But Not Much有点易斯但不多Urban3.6M WordsOngoing [Absolutely Unhinged Comedy + Love Triangle Showdown + Lighthearted Humor + Young Ladies + Light Novel] Social death, also known as dying of embarrassment, generally refers to… Never mind, that’s not important. My name is Ye Cheng. By the time you read this, I’ll be dying of embarrassment! Noble Academy, here I come!!! … [Host, at the freshman welcoming ceremony, get the attention of the current student council president, the young lady of the Dongfang family, in a way everyone will remember. M 73.7kReads7.7Score6.9kShelves

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    It's hilarious, the main character is incredibly abstract, and it makes you laugh non-stop from the very first chapter.

45. 645 叫 I Told You to Die, Not to Pull a Stunt 叫你送死，没让你整活 Qing Chen青沉Eastern Fantasy4.3M WordsCompleted [Goofy]+ [Lighthearted]+ [Exploit system bugs]+ [Milk the system]+ [Wild imagination] Fang Chen has barely transmigrated to another world when he learns that he has agreed to a fight to the death with a chosen one whose engagement was just broken off. He’s already trembling with fear. His System awakens, and he thinks his savior has arrived. But the System’s very first mission tells Fang Chen to raise his cultivation, give it everything he’s got, bring out the chosen one’s potential, and then di 91.3kReads9.2Score9.7kShelves

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    I've been reading this book for a long time now, and so far it's been very funny, with a unique plot. I think it's pretty good.

46. 646 西 Western Fantasy: My First Draw Was a Saintess, and the System Wants Me to Recruit People 西幻：首抽圣女，系统让我去捞人 Stars Sleep on a Shallow Shore星眠浅岸Eastern Fantasy438k WordsOngoing [Western Fantasy + Otherworld + System + Goofy Comedy] Lin Yi, who was stuck working a 9-to-6 job six days a week, was forcibly dragged into another world by a ridiculous System. This world had swords and magic, and was home to humans, beastfolk, elves, dwarves, goblins, dragons, and all kinds of other races. It had everything you'd imagine in another world, except that monster hordes, sea-folk invasions, and abyssal invasions could strike at any moment. Lin Yi opened his status panel and saw hi 1.2kReads—Score145Shelves

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    [Western Fantasy + Silly Novel + Ridiculous System] The male protagonist is tricked into another world by a system. With a combat power of 9, he's panicked. Luckily, his first draw is the Saintess of Eurynwijn, but then the system tells him she's imprisoned in the Underground Tribunal? He has to go rescue her himself? Along the way, he defeats powerful enemies with his quirky tactics and unconventional skills.

47. 647 哥 Bro, Keep Simping for That Fake Sweetheart and I'll Go After Your Nemesis 哥，你再舔白莲花我就舔你死对头 The Wilderness and the Wind Conspire Together山野与风同谋Modern Romance422k WordsCompleted [Training Her Brother + Training Her Husband + Girl Pursues Guy (Gives Up Halfway) + Guy Pursues Girl (Face-Slapping Comeuppance)] Sharp-tongued military rogue male lead vs. spoiled, rebellious female lead. They come from equally matched families. A hilarious, satisfying period romp where everyone is crazy! The female lead is a little selfish and morally dubious! In her previous life, her hopelessly lovesick older brother devoted himself to fawning over a fake innocent, only to meet a tragic end 19.7kReads8.1Score1.9kShelves

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    I laughed so hard I was pounding the bed! Every chapter is full of jokes, and it gets more and more addictive the more you read. The male and female leads seem a bit crazy, hahaha!

48. 648 洪 Honghuang: The Ancestral Dragon’s Last Will Reveals I Have a Saint for a Younger Brother 洪荒：祖龙遗嘱，我有个圣人弟弟 Running Nut奔跑的坚果Eastern Fantasy1.4M WordsCompleted Transmigrating into the Era of Creation, he became the younger brother born alongside the Ancestral Dragon: the Nether Dragon! During the Dragon-Han Tribulation, Demon Ancestor Luohu and Dao Ancestor Hongjun were both scheming over the fate of the Three Clans. Long Ming had intended to resolve the Dragon Clan's crisis, but then he awakened a seclusion System. Long Ming could only urge the Ancestral Dragon to stay within the boundless Four Seas. But the Ancestral Dragon wouldn't listen. After the 21kReads8.1Score1.3kShelves

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    🌿🌿The first chapter is hilarious, hahaha. The protagonist transmigrates to the creation era, becoming the companion brother of the Ancestral Dragon, bound to a system, and attaining the Dao of the Primordial Golden Immortal. Tens of thousands of years later, a great calamity erupts, and the Ancestral Dragon says: "Actually, I have another brother who has already attained the Dao of the Primordial."

49. 649 西 Journey to the West: I Was an Ant on the Sidelines When They Pinned Down the Monkey 西游：压猴的时候我在旁边当蚂蚁 Newly Flipped Salty Fish新翻咸鱼Eastern Fantasy1.1M WordsCompleted Lin Yifan transmigrates to the world of Journey to the West. He happens to see Sun Wukong being crushed beneath Five Elements Mountain. But he’s just an ant now! It’s not as if he can chew through Five Elements Mountain! And on top of that, he has to worry about being crushed under someone’s foot at any moment. Other people have Systems, and he has a golden finger too. Gazing at the golden finger shining in his mind, he can’t help thinking this thing looks completely unreliable! The Three Realms 6.1kReads8.5Score460Shelves

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    Try these two books, they're quite funny.

50. 650 中 I Won the Lottery: One Hundred Million, and a Blind Date Revealed Human Nature 中奖一亿彩票，相亲看到了人性 Dao Niu道牛Urban444k WordsOngoing Wang Ming, a single man well past his prime, wins over a hundred million yuan with a 30-yuan lottery ticket, going from wage earner to tycoon. But good fortune and bad fortune go hand in hand: on the day he claims his prize, he gets cheated on and injured, and ends up in the hospital. There, he sees the legendary red thread of fate. In order to go on blind dates and test people's hearts, he chooses to... 20.7kReads6.7Score510Shelves

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    Looks good! [Cool][cool]

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