Stories That Are Hilarious from the Very First Chapter 从第一章开始就超级搞笑的

1. 651 独 I Guarded a Ruined Temple for Six Years Without Knowing I Was Cultivating Immortality 独守破庙六年，不知自己在修仙 Wandering Garfield流浪的加菲猫Eastern Fantasy4.1M WordsOngoing Lu Tongfeng spent six years alone in a ruined temple without realizing he was cultivating immortality. Only when he turned sixteen, and Yun Fuyao, a fairy from the Yuntian Sect, descended from the sky, did he learn that his slovenly master, who had died six years earlier, had been the Supreme Elder of the Yuntian Sect, one of the great cultivation sects of the mortal world, and its strongest cultivator. When his slovenly master breathed his last six years ago, he left Lu Tongfeng four legacies: 192.4kReads8.8Score17.4kShelves
2. 652 我 My Emperor Father Can Read Minds 我的皇帝父亲会读心 Bone-Leak Gua Wen骨漏呱闻Historical1.3M WordsCompleted [Infrastructure Building Focus ✚ Mostly Comedy ✚ Not Historically Accurate ✚ No Romance] Emperor Wei prided himself on being a wise ruler. His ministers served him well, his harem was harmonious, and his children were clever and filial. That is, until he was struck by lightning. Afterward, he gained the ability to read minds, and finally learned that everyone around him was two-faced, saying one thing while thinking another! Emperor Wei was devastated. So he had been such a failure as an emperor 57.6kReads9.3Score5.3kShelves
3. 653 绑 Bound to a Social Death System, I Kissed the Ice-Cold CEO in Public 绑定社死系统，我当众强吻了冰山总裁 Yun Chuyin云楚吟11k WordsCompleted Bound to a Public Humiliation System, I kissed the icy CEO in front of everyone 27Reads—Score—Shelves

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   It's hilarious and entertaining. Highly recommended.

4. 654 绝 The Desolate Seafloor 绝望海底 Little Bird Stewed in an Iron Pot铁锅炖小鸟Urban332k WordsCompleted [Entertainment + Singing + Sickly Hero + Healing + Tearjerker + Positive Energy + Redemption] Bai Chen transmigrates to a parallel world, only to discover that he has cancer and needs a huge sum of money for treatment. A singing contest hosted by pdd is underway, drawing a massive audience and offering a huge cash prize! So Bai Chen joins to earn money for his medical bills. In the preliminaries, Bai Chen sings “Under the Sea,” and the entire livestream falls silent, lost in thought. In the knoc 30.5kReads9.3Score2.3kShelves

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   It's hilarious, highly recommended. If it's not funny, you can scold me.

5. 655 魔 The Demon Lord Is So Cold and Aloof, Yet He Conquered Himself 魔尊大人很高冷，他把自己攻略了 Golden Hairpin, Ah金步摇啊Ancient Romance314k WordsCompleted [One-on-One, Both Pure + Sweet Romance + Lighthearted + Funny + Soft, Adorable Pig-Girl Heroine + Aloof, Love-Struck Demon Lord] The little fairy Xiangxiang’s true form is a pig. She’s cultivated in the immortal realm for eight hundred years, but spends all day eating and sleeping. So she’s not much good at anything, but she sure has a big appetite! But one day, she’s captured by the Demon Lord Ming Jin… Xiangxiang sobs: “Demon Lord, please don’t eat me.” The Demon Lord sneers. “Hmph! Wo 3.7kReads9.2Score267Shelves

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   🌟🌟These two books are absolutely hilarious, seriously funny, I laughed until my stomach hurt, hahaha! [Laughing] 🌱🌱The female lead's true form is a little pig 🐷 who has cultivated in the immortal realm for eight hundred years. She's always gluttonous and lazy, with little skill but a huge appetite. 🌿🌿One day, she was captured by the Great Demon Lord. The female lead tearfully begged the Demon Lord not to eat her, hahaha. It's so funny I can't live without laughing.

6. 656 天 Oh My God! My Parrot Shares Sensations with the CEO, and Now He’s at My Mercy 天了噜！我的鹦鹉和总裁共感，他被我拿捏了 Yun Chuyin云楚吟12k WordsCompleted Good heavens! My parrot shares sensations with the CEO, and I've got him wrapped around my finger. 1.9kReads—Score—Shelves
7. 657 魔 The Magic School Junior Who Can Do Anything, from Pranks to Making Trouble 魔法学校小学妹，沙雕搞事啥都会 Ghost Denier无鬼论者Modern Romance2.9M WordsOngoing [Not Western fantasy: a Chinese-style magic academy, absurd comedy + ensemble cast + hilarious daily life, with romance] [A ridiculous heroine causes trouble and leads everyone astray: a bunch of lunatic students hilariously learning magic] Li Wenyin woke up in a magical world and struggled to survive at a top-tier Chinese-style magic academy. She cut up the school flags to make uniforms, stole textbooks and sprinted for her life, and made the deans so furious their eyes nearly popped out. She w 118.9kReads9.6Score13.2kShelves
8. 658 隐EN The Hidden Demon Lord: The Empress Demands Responsibility 隐世魔尊，女帝带娃上门求负责 Lazy Cat on the Roof屋上懒猫Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsCompleted [One Female Lead] [Devoted Husband] [Raising a Child] [Invincible] Ning Yechen was once an unparalleled Demon Venerable. He unified the Demon Realm by himself, beat the Immortal Realm to a pulp, and struck terror into the hearts of the Six Realms. Tired of all the fighting and killing, he eventually chose to live in seclusion among mortals, quietly enjoying life as a carefree hermit. Then one night, an Immortal Realm Empress, afflicted by a lust-inducing aphrodisiac, fell into the mortal world a 38.5kReads8.9Score4.7kShelves

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   🍒Absolutely hilarious, laugh-out-loud funny, guaranteed to make you laugh! He is the strongest demon lord in the demon realm, who can shatter a celestial emperor with a single punch! While living in seclusion in the mortal world, he stumbles upon a fairy injured while caring for her child. The demon lord has returned to his peak, and this time, no one will get away with it!

9. 659 俏 The Charming Nanny and Her Spoiled Billionaire Husband 俏奶妈和她的首富娇夫 Yun Chuyin云楚吟Modern Romance531k WordsCompleted In the depths of postpartum desperation, Liu Zaozao lands a lucrative live-in nanny contract. When she opens the door, she’s stunned to discover that the employer is her ex-boyfriend, Jiang Yu, who once said he never wanted children. And the baby she’s supposed to care for is the son she thought had died at birth! To protect her child, she swallows her emotions and stays with the Jiang family, earning her place with her professional nanny skills. She keeps her top-level English qualification und 4.3kReads—Score151Shelves
10. 660 商 Mr. Shang, Take It Easy on Our Wedding Night! 商先生，新婚请节制！ Jie Jie芥婕Modern Romance509k WordsCompleted (Marriage first, love later + A gentle, slow-burn sweet romance) (Signed for publication) At twenty-seven, Wen Xi accidentally learns that she isn’t her parents’ biological daughter. Overnight, she has new parents, and even her fiancé changes. Her new fiancé, Shang Chen, is renowned in Beijing for being stern, cold, and taciturn. Everyone holds him in awe. People in their social circle all say that this newlywed couple, brought together halfway through life, probably won’t amount to much and won 65.7kReads9.1Score6.7kShelves

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    This is a very funny novel about marriage before love. Most of the humor comes from the female lead teasing the male lead about his old-fashioned ways, while the male lead is "up-to-date". The plot is quite good and not a cliché.

11. 661 成 Why Should Adults Have to Choose? You Wouldn’t Understand How I Have Fun 成年人做什么选择，姐的快乐你不懂 Yun Chuyin云楚吟17k WordsCompleted Why should grown women have to choose? You wouldn't understand what makes me happy. 1.5kReads—Score—Shelves
12. 662 我 My Food Refreshes at Random, Leaving Customers Drooling 我的美食随机刷新，顾客馋哭了 Half-Sweet Iced Coffee, No Extra Ice冰咖半糖不加冰Urban1.7M WordsCompleted This book is also known as: Selling Extra-Spicy Grilled Wings Outside a Colorectal Hospital [Food + no female lead + everyday life + comedy + perfect with a meal] Lin Xuan didn't want to go to work, so he unexpectedly bound himself to a food System. Every week, it assigned a random location and a random dish. But the very first week's task left him dumbfounded. What? Sell extra-spicy grilled wings outside a colorectal hospital? What kind of devilish task was that? And that was only the beginnin 82.5kReads9.3Score8.5kShelves

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    🌸Book 1: Why are there so many patients at the proctology hospital lately? Patients experiencing postoperative rebound have shed tears of sadness, all because of an insanely spicy chicken wing [eating melon emoji]. 🌸Book 2: During the recording of the "Youth Class" program, Lin Li, who is much older than his age, stood on the stage and spoke passionately, "My dream is to include foot baths in medical insurance!"

13. 663 白 The White Moonlight Returns Home Pregnant, and the Whole City Erupts 白月光怀孕后回国，全城沸腾了 Jin Yuzhi今与紫Modern Romance231k WordsCompleted [Marriage first, love later; both leads are virgins; irresistible heroine; pregnancy and childbirth; one-on-one romance; sweet devotion] [A young lady occasionally controlled by the plot vs. a rebellious, cocky, bad-boy movie star] Entertainment industry's top-tier star Feng Jingche developed a strange illness and began vomiting uncontrollably. The doctors were at a loss. When science failed, he turned to the supernatural. A fortune-teller told him that marrying the Yu family's daughter would cu 17.1kReads9.0Score1.5kShelves

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    My smile hasn't faded since the first chapter! The female lead, heavily pregnant, marries the father of her child, who doesn't recognize her. She's pregnant, and he's suffering from morning sickness! She tells everyone she's the child's biological father, and he thinks she's enduring the humiliation for the sake of her family's reputation. It's only after the child is born that he secretly pulls out his daughter's hair for a paternity test and finds out she's his biological daughter. [Facepalm]

14. 664 被 Beautiful and Bold After Being Cast Aside, Four Top-Tier Stars Pursue Me 被休弃妇美又飒，四个顶流追着嫁 Yun Chuyin云楚吟Marriage & Romance12k WordsCompleted The Beautiful, Cast-Off Wife Has Four Top-Tier Stars Chasing After Her 449Reads—Score—Shelves
15. 665 重EN Too Many Reborn Heroes? Time to Bring in the Government 重生者太密集？我带国家队下场 Bian Lu边鹿Sci-Fi & Apocalypse758k WordsCompleted (A feel-good power fantasy, with a beautiful, badass heroine who confiscates golden fingers) “Sheng is the boss around here. She's ruthless and doesn't waste words. Cross her, and she'll take you down!” In the year 2323 of the Star Era, the apocalypse is about to begin. Some people awaken their powers early, while reborn people are already making their moves… As the head of a new department, Sheng An is responsible for recruiting and leading all the powered and reborn individuals, preparing for 124.2kReads9.7Score17.6kShelves

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    "I'm Giving the Protagonists of the Apocalypse Official Positions" Sheng An awakens her time-manipulation abilities and establishes the "Special Affairs Department" before the apocalypse countdown, exclusively for those with supernatural abilities and those reborn! Are these "chosen ones" unruly? She swiftly reveals her national authority: "Satellite surveillance, firearms, big data... Don't believe me? Try it!" From the space-age expert Jiang Yu to the precognitive Long Tianyu, everyone is "forcibly recruited," forming humanity's last line of defense! The apocalypse arrives, and alien species ravage the land, but the Special Affairs Department grows stronger with each battle—until they discover that this rebirth is actually Sheng An's high-stakes gamble of reversing time!

16. 666 八 At Eight, I Act Like a Little Big Shot, and the Whole Internet Adores Me 八岁厅里厅气的我被全网爱戴 Dreaming Again又在做梦Urban1.2M WordsCompleted An unexpected transmigration turns him into an eight-year-old orphan, with the protagonist’s template from the start! To earn rewards from the System, he joins the “Rising Star Youth Class.” His self-introduction turns into a work report, making the whole internet think he’s the standard official’s-son type! Lin Li: “We must keep the Youth Class’s lights shining, do its work well, foster its fine traditions, and guard its doors!” Netizens: “Why does this kid sound like an official from the burea 7.5kReads9.0Score639Shelves
17. 667 契 We Married by Contract, and My Chaste Husband Helped Me Take Down Seven Unhinged Groomsmen 契约成婚，禁欲老公帮我反杀了七个疯批伴郎 Yun Chuyin云楚吟10k WordsCompleted A Contract Marriage: My Abstinent Husband Helped Me Take Down Seven Insane Groomsmen 237Reads—Score—Shelves
18. 668 我 I Gasped in Shock!! 我倒吸了一口凉气！！ A Heartless Smile没心没扉的笑Urban1.3M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted comedy] [Invincible] [A Void-Return cultivator uses technology] [Cultivation] [Academic genius] If metaphysics is the end of technology, what lies at the end of metaphysics? “Our Qingyun Sect is an orthodox school of the Three Pure Ones, registered with the Administration for Industry and Commerce and listed with the Religious Affairs Bureau. From summoning wind and rain and blessing high-voltage power lines, to exorcising ghosts and demons and performing IVF, we can do it all. The 26.2kReads9.0Score2.2kShelves
19. 669 媳 Are All My Wives Spies? Come On, I Just Want to Live 媳妇全是特务？别搞啊，我想活着 Hardworking Ox奋进的牛Historical812k WordsOngoing [Espionage] [Republican Era] [Scheming] [Mind Games] [Vengeful] [Dancing on the Edge of a Blade] Li Yundong transmigrates to Beiping in 1948, code-named Vulture. From the start, he gathers the heir of a capitalist family, a Kuomintang major, and a top Secret Service official… The difficulty of survival is off the charts! Fortunately, he has a 100,000-cubic-meter space and a wife he got for free: a Qing Gang bigwig's beloved daughter, a wealthy merchant's heiress, a lieutenant colonel and spe 51.9kReads6.9Score4.7kShelves

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    This is recommended.

20. 670 送 The Handsome Boy Band Came Right to My Door, So Come On, Boys, Into My Arms 送上门的顶帅男团，都到姐的碗里来 Yun Chuyin云楚吟13k WordsCompleted All These Drop-Dead Gorgeous Guys Are Throwing Themselves at Me, So I’m Claiming Them All 248Reads—Score—Shelves
21. 671 老 Teacher Liu the Trickster: I've Been Caught in the Rain, So You Want Me to Hold an Umbrella for You? 老六老师：我淋过雨，你们想撑伞 Cat, Basically是个猫Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Live streaming + System + crafty pranks + meme references + comedy + no female lead or romance] A lighthearted comedy. Please don't take it as a reflection of real life. After transmigrating to a parallel world, Jiang Feng discovers that he's become a teacher born in the 2000s, competing in the “Nationwide Search for the Most Beautiful Teacher” contest. For six months, his classes are livestreamed from start to finish. Faced with a group of innocent, down-to-earth high school freshmen, Jiang Fe 17kReads9.3Score1.8kShelves

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    It's good, lots of laughs, highly recommended! [Thumbs up]

22. 672 逆 Reverse-Cultivating the Jade Maiden Heart Sutra Somehow Became a Supreme Immortal Art 逆练玉女心经，竟然成至尊仙功 Narcissus Garlic水仙蒜Eastern Fantasy5.8M WordsOngoing Huang Ye transmigrates and is reborn, only to be attacked from the start by the maid assigned to his bedchamber. The person behind it is shrouded in mystery. To unravel the deadly plot, Huang Ye has no choice but to rack his brains and find a way to save himself. As his abilities continue to grow, he gradually discovers this strange, unknown world. Starting with accepting the maid, he encounters a female mentor, an older-sister type, a loli, a spirit, an ice-cold beauty, twin female ghosts, a de 19.8kReads8.5Score2.4kShelves

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    A hilarious harem masterpiece, the dual cultivation sect constantly recruits beauties, including female masters, maids, empresses, female demons, nuns, widows, female assassins, female demons, female sea queens, female bosses, twin female ghosts... The variety is complete, the characters are well-developed, the fantasy is endless, the plot is rigorous, tense and exciting, full of suspense, and the sense of immersion is very strong, making it impossible to put down.

23. 673 霍 Mr. Huo, Please Behave. I'm a Fortune-Teller, Not for Sale 霍总请自重，我是算命的，不卖身 Yun Chuyin云楚吟15k WordsCompleted Mr. Huo, Please Behave. I'm a Fortune-Teller, Not for Sale 2Reads—Score—Shelves
24. 674 主 The Streamer Does a Good Deed Every Day, Sending Criminals to Prison for Life 主播日行一善，罪犯牢底坐穿 Chilled Orange冰镇橙子Urban603k WordsCompleted [Livestream] [Comedy] [Living King of Hell] [No heroine] Originally titled: This Kindhearted Streamer Makes Even Satan Offer Him a Cigarette Su Chen, who transmigrates from a parallel world, gets bound to a Good Samaritan System. His whole thing is being kindhearted! One day, while Livestreaming, he’s suddenly stopped by a deaf-mute person on the roadside. The person pulls out a phone, opens a payment code, and asks for a donation. The people nearby gesture to Su Chen, warning him that the deaf- 5.5kReads9.0Score598Shelves
25. 675 霸 The CEO Went Mad After Reading My Mind, So I Was Reborn to Destroy My Stepmother and Bring Down the Black Market 霸总读心后疯了，带重生的我，反杀继母，掀了黑市 Yun Chuyin云楚吟10k WordsCompleted The CEO Went Mad After Reading My Mind. I Was Reborn, Took Down My Stepmother, and Turned the Black Market Upside Down 33Reads—Score—Shelves
26. 676 和 After Appearing on a Variety Show With My Infamous Brother, We Took the Internet by Storm 和黑红弟弟参加综艺后，全网爆火 Sour Jujube and Poria Tea酸枣茯苓茶Modern Romance559k WordsCompleted [Everyone’s favorite + golden finger + face-slapping + entertainment industry + variety shows + livestreaming + irresistible charm] Lu Linwan, who is seriously ill, has a dream and learns that she’s the cannon-fodder female side character in a novel. Her top-tier star younger brother is about to become the target of the entire internet’s hate overnight. After joining a variety show, he’ll be set up as a foil to the heroine, his future ruined and his ending tragic. Lu Linwan is shocked. Lu Linwan 16.1kReads8.8Score1.9kShelves

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    Lu Xuzhou, a newly minted top idol who scored zero on the college entrance exam, participated in a knowledge-based variety show. His haters focused their attacks, ready to teach him a lesson. On the day the show aired, a woman suddenly appeared, claiming to be Lu Xuzhou's sister. After the show aired, she was indeed his sister. Lu Xuzhou, who was usually so arrogant, became as meek as a grandson throughout the entire show.

27. 677 九 After Maxing Out the Nine Suns Divine Skill, I Became a Living Forbidden Spell 九阳神功满级后，我成了人形禁咒 Drinking Water Won't Make You Gain Weight喝水不长肉Urban3.4M WordsOngoing [Ghosts’ Worst Nightmare] [Ghost King Slayer] [Demon Meat Grinder] [Human-Shaped Forbidden Spell] Su Mo transmigrates to an era where the supernatural has returned, and from the start receives a love letter written by a female ghost! It’s unexpected, touching, and potentially deadly! Luckily, his Super Enhancement System awakens. A knockoff Nine Suns Divine Art? Enhance it! Nine Suns Devouring Heaven Art! Turn your body into a furnace, condense your blood and qi into a sun, and refine the evil g 107.9kReads8.6Score7.3kShelves
28. 678 蛊 The Poisoned, Mute Princess: The Regent Goes Mad, Begging Me to Keep Him Alive 蛊毒哑妃：摄政王疯魔求我续命 Yun Chuyin云楚吟Ancient Romance15k WordsCompleted The Gu-Poisoned Mute Consort: The Regent King Goes Mad, Begging Me to Keep Him Alive 5Reads—Score—Shelves
29. 679 男 My Boyfriend Has to Kiss a Cockroach Queen Every Day 男友每天都要亲一口母蟑螂 Jiang Xunjiu江寻九9k WordsCompleted My Boyfriend Has to Kiss the Mother Cockroach Every Day —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Super hilarious!

30. 680 告 A Group Text Confessing My Love, and My Aunt Cries That I Sent It Too Late? 告白短信群发，小姨哭诉发晚了？ Surely Not a Couch Potato怕不是咸鱼Urban413k WordsCompleted Su Yang transmigrates to a parallel world, becomes a small-time streamer, and activates a mission System. Only this System isn't exactly respectable. [Today's livestream mission: Send a mass confession text. The mission is complete as soon as you hit send.] [Note: From ninety-nine-year-olds to toddlers who can just walk, any age or gender!] Su Yang: … “Everyone dies someday, but not from public humiliation!” [Refuse a mission and the System will be forcibly reclaimed!] Su Yang: “Damn it, th 11.8kReads9.0Score1kShelves
31. 681 是 Who Blew Up Earth? None of You Are Getting Away 是谁炸了地球？你们一个也跑不了 Xiao Xiao Fish and Crab霄霄鱼蟹Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.0M WordsCompleted [Starships] [Sci-Fi] [Lighthearted] The protagonist, Luo Yan, is the king of special forces. After becoming paralyzed from the waist down, he stays at home and lies flat, unaware even of the momentous fact that Earth is about to be destroyed. Just before Earth explodes, he is sitting on the toilet when he receives an impossible mission: take command of the Thirty-Third Fleet and lead it to escape alive. Less than ten minutes remain before Earth's destruction. Can a cripple make it to the under 1.4kReads—Score102Shelves

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    This was originally meant to be humorous and witty.

32. 682 我 After I Offered Myself to the State, the Beijing Heir Was Driven to Regret 我把自己上交国家后，京圈太子悔疯了 Yun Chuyin云楚吟6k WordsCompleted After I turned myself over to the state, the capital’s spoiled young heir was consumed with regret 330Reads—Score—Shelves
33. 683 召 Summoning: Who Cares How Strong They Are? Are They Badass or Not? 召唤：强不强不管，就问你叼不叼 Dreaming of Becoming a Salty Fish夢想成为咸鱼Eastern Fantasy562k WordsCompleted [Power fantasy + summoning + pets + wild imagination + crafty schemer + comedy + absurd parody + shameless humor + snark + goofiness] [No whining, no dead weight. If you like whiny characters or people who get things handed to them, please move along.] The most badass Summoning System: summon the honey badger from the start! “Dare call me a short little runt? You’re finished. Not even Jesus can save you, I said it!” He’ll chase you to the ends of the earth, until the sun and moon go dark! 2.9kReads8.6Score285Shelves
34. 684 烽 Warfire Illuminates the Demoness: I’ll Make the Tyrant Pay in Blood 烽火照妖姬：我让暴君血债血偿 Yun Chuyin云楚吟Ancient Romance6k WordsCompleted War Flames Illuminate the Enchantress: I’ll Make the Tyrant Pay in Blood 9Reads—Score—Shelves
35. 685 许 The Story of Xu Sheng 许生的故事 Zhi Wei直未11k WordsCompleted Xu Sheng’s Story —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Push push push push

36. 686 七 At Seven Years Old, I Was Chosen to Take Part in the Rules Horror Game 七岁的我，被选中参加规则怪谈 One-Sixth六分之一Mystery522k WordsCompleted No female lead + national fate + eerie mysteries + comedy + unconventional ideas Lin Yuan transmigrates to Blue Star, a parallel world, and is chosen to take part in a rules-based horror game. From the start, he activates an SSS-rank talent. [SSS-Rank Talent: Ghostbane] [Talent Effect 1: Rules are completely useless against you. When you break the rules of a horror scenario, the corruption of its world has no effect on you.] [Talent Effect 2: When a creature in a horror scenario feels negative e 59.4kReads9.6Score6.6kShelves
37. 687 修 I've Cultivated to Level 9999, but the Patriarch Is Only Level 100 修炼9999级了，老祖才100级 Eternal Green Lotus万古青莲Eastern Fantasy7.0M WordsCompleted The dog he raised turned out to be a Demon Venerable, sweeping across the demon world. The koi in his pond all leaped over the Dragon Gate and transformed into mighty dragons of the Nine Heavens? The little beggar he took in became an emperor with a casual touch of his finger? Ye Qingyun was at a loss for words. After being trapped deep in the mountains for a full ten years, he finally ventured beyond them, only to discover that he was an unparalleled expert? 7.3kReads9.1Score976Shelves

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    It's hilarious! The protagonist is invincible, but he doesn't realize it. He always thinks he's just a useless piece of trash. He casually defeats the villain before the villain even appears, and he can instantly boost someone's cultivation level just by cooking a meal. His words become law, and even the Heavenly Dao trembles. [Laughs]

38. 688 我 I Was Reborn as a Good-for-Nothing Immortal Stripped of My Immortal Bones, and the God of War Went on a Killing Spree for Me 我穿成被剔仙骨的废柴仙，战神为我杀疯了 Yun Chuyin云楚吟13k WordsCompleted I Reincarnated as a Good-for-Nothing Immortal Whose Immortal Bones Were Stripped Away, and the God of War Went on a Killing Spree for Me 204Reads—Score—Shelves
39. 689 今 Today the System Turned a Blind Eye and Abandoned Me. Tomorrow I’ll Reach the Summit and Make the System Beg in Vain 今日系统眼拙弃我而去，他日我登上巅峰让系统求而不得 Zhi Wei直未6k WordsCompleted The System was blind and abandoned me today. One day, I’ll reach the summit and make the System beg for me, only to be rejected. 3Reads—Score—Shelves
40. 690 让 We Asked You to Hike Around the World, Not Catch People and Shake Them Down 让你徒步环球，没让你抓人薅羊毛 Update Beast爆更兽Urban2.4M WordsCompleted The comic adaptation under the same title is now online: They Said We’d Hike Around the World, So Why Am I Going Hungry Nine Times in Three Days? [Wilderness survival + crime-catching + comedy + sly tricks + action-packed + no female lead?] From the start, after transmigrating, Su Mo discovers he is taking part in a show called Hike Around the World. The rules: All expenses along the way must be earned legally by the contestant himself. He thought it would be a miserable competition of sleeping 6.2kReads9.3Score1.3kShelves
41. 691 惊 A Horror Invasion? Aren’t They All My Minions? 惊悚入侵？这不全是我小弟吗 What's the Deal?怎么事儿Mystery1.0M WordsCompleted [Horror world + underlings + goofy comedy + hilarious + powerful big shot] (The Horror World wishes you an early death and a quick rebirth. If you don't die, you'll go crazy.) You might not believe this, but while everyone else was struggling desperately in the Horror World, trying to find a sliver of hope for survival, I had already taken control of every shady deal in the Horror World. The Horror World's supernatural alliance. "I'm reporting Chen Qishi by my real name!" Chen Qi, seated at the 102.1kReads9.2Score9.5kShelves
42. 692 神EN Divine Ability Wielder 神通者 Tiancan Tudou天蚕土豆Eastern Fantasy550k WordsOngoing Among the living things of this world, some are born with strange bones. These bones can be inscribed with wondrous arts, granting their bearers immense power: conjuring fire and wind, summoning thunder and lightning, swallowing the sun and plucking stars, suppressing demons and imprisoning gods. These are Divine Ability Bones. Those born with such bones are called... Divine Ability Users. 2.6MReads9.5Score377.2kShelves
43. 693 流 After I Was Exiled, I Saved a Chancellor Who Wants My Head. Now He Owes Me Three Lives 流放后救了个宰相要斩我，他欠了我三条命 Yun Chuyin云楚吟Ancient Romance11k WordsCompleted After I Was Exiled, I Saved a Chancellor Who Wants Me Executed. He Owes Me Three Lives 19Reads—Score—Shelves
44. 694 西 Journey to the West: I, Emperor Wei Wu, Have Eyes for No One Else 西游：我魏武帝生平不二色 Little Cat Demon 1猫小妖1Eastern Fantasy549k WordsOngoing Reborn into the Three Kingdoms, I was shocked to discover that it was mixed with Journey to the West. “Ha, you say cultivating through incense offerings is poisonous?” “Then let me ask you this: in my left hand, I have ten years’ worth of Daoist cultivation earned through honest practice. In my right, I have ten thousand years’ worth of Daoist cultivation converted from incense offerings. If you had to choose, which would you take?” “What, you can’t win an argument, so now you want to fight?” “Y 10.8kReads7.8Score775Shelves

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45. 695 我 I’m Just a Mortal, So Why Do You All Worship Me as a Saint? 我只是一个凡人，为什么你们都奉我为圣 Metallic Frost金属寒霜Eastern Fantasy2.8M WordsOngoing [Delusions of grandeur + ironic contrast + play the pig to eat the tiger + wild fantasy] Gu Heng transmigrated twenty years ago. A useless System ruined his life, leaving him with no hope of cultivating and no choice but to live as an ordinary mortal. Even as a mortal, he still wants to do good deeds. He casually helped a poor young girl, who would later become the famed “Snow White Sword Immortal,” renowned across the Three Realms. He found an injured kitten and cared for it for a long time, on 6.2kReads8.7Score970Shelves
46. 696 开 Serving Poisonous Chicken Soup on Livestream from the Start, I Almost Made the Audience Die Laughing 开局直播毒鸡汤，差点笑死观众 Blending Into the Dust浑光同尘Urban2.3M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted + Comedy + Everyday Life + “Healing” + Wild Card + Reclusive Oddball] Wang Shifeng transmigrated to a world where depression was rampant under relentless pressure. Naturally kind-hearted, he decided to heal this miserable world with his own optimism and humor. To a fan who was frustrated with life, he offered this heartfelt advice: “Hang in there. Once you're done suffering in this life, you can start suffering in the next!” To fans afraid of being crushed by the rat race, he eager 12.9kReads8.9Score827Shelves

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47. 697 被 Canceled and Forced Out of Showbiz? I'll Give My Fans Ten Billion in Perks! 被黑退圈？我给粉丝发十亿福利！ Fifth Month, Hour of the Dragon五月辰时Urban948k WordsOngoing Good news: I've transmigrated into a top-tier star! Bad news: I'm a former top-tier star who's universally hated and on the verge of leaving the industry! Luckily, I activated a fan System. My fans' affection is locked and will never decrease, and once I reach a certain number of die-hard fans, I can even earn extraordinary System rewards! Thus begins Lu Ye's wild campaign to spoil his fans. A fan gets married? He sends a gold wedding-character medal to celebrate! Fans say they can't afford a ho 58.1kReads8.2Score5.7kShelves
48. 698 穿 Reborn as a Concubine Forced to Die as a Sacrifice, I Had the Mad Prince Begging Me to Live 穿成了殉葬太妃，疯批皇叔跪求我别死 Yun Chuyin云楚吟13k WordsCompleted Reborn as a concubine doomed to die with the emperor, I had the mad prince kneel and beg me not to die 163Reads—Score—Shelves
49. 699 随 I Picked Up a Baby on a Whim, and She Turned Out to Be the Future Empress 随手捡了个奶娃，竟然是未来的女帝 Zhi Wei直未6k WordsCompleted She casually picked up a baby, only to discover it was the future female emperor. 1Reads—Score—Shelves
50. 700 不 Wait, How Did My AI Girlfriend Cultivate into a Sword Immortal? 不是，我电子女友咋修成剑仙了 Universe's Invincible Tyrannosaurus Roast Goose宇宙无敌暴龙烧鹅Eastern Fantasy2.6M WordsCompleted [Signed for publication, read with confidence] [One heroine] [Fresh premise] [Virtual girlfriend raising + pay-to-power-up] My name is Chen Huai'an. I have cancer, and I'm about to die. Lately, I've gotten hooked on a game where you raise a virtual girlfriend. I spend money to buy her cultivation techniques and magical treasures. Even though my wallet is empty, I couldn't be happier. I always thought it was just a game, until one day my virtual girlfriend gave me a pill. The next second, the pil 185.1kReads9.3Score243.7kShelves

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