Stories That Are Hilarious from the Very First Chapter 从第一章开始就超级搞笑的
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Rebellious Female Emperor, Stop Hinting That You Want a Teacher-Disciple Romance Every Day 逆徒女帝,天天暗示我师徒恋
[Female emperor + she pursues him + one heroine] After sleeping for ten thousand years, Ye Yun wakes to find that his former little disciple has grown into a female emperor who commands awe across the land. Female Emperor: “Master, after being apart for ten thousand years, your disciple wants to hold your hand.” Ye Yun: “That’s perfectly normal.” Female Emperor: “Master, actually, kissing is a way for masters and disciples to express their affection.” Ye Yun: “I can understand that.” Female Empe
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- 552 My Pills Have a Few Billion Side Effects 我的丹药有亿点副作用 Tomato won't allow it, or I'd have renamed the book My Underworld Readers and Me. Stop using people to make pills! The protagonist is such a jerk. At last, the first book whose readers all want to see the protagonist get beaten up! You'll be laughing yourself to death in the comments. [Laugh-until-you-twitch comedy] + [protagonist goes nuts every day] + [no abuse of the protagonist] + [quickly becomes invincible] + [plot-driven wish fulfillment] + [not completely brainless] + [one heroine] + [wi 20.2kReads7.4Score2.5kShelves
- 553 People on Earth Won't Have Kids, and Even the Gods in Heaven Are Panicking! 人间不愿生娃,天上神仙都急了! People on earth don't want to have children, and even the gods in heaven are panicking! 23Reads—Score—Shelves
- 554 Shocking! My Online Dating Partner Turns Out to Be the Campus Belle! 震惊!我的网恋对象竟然是校花! [One heroine + sweet everyday romance + sign-in System + tycoon] Chu Heng is reborn back in his college days, and runs into something strange as soon as he starts school! The aloof campus belle is actually making the first move! “Chu Heng, let’s dance together!” “Thanks, but no. I’m at college, but my heart’s online. Sorry, I already have a girlfriend!” “Chu Heng, I bought you an energy drink. Remember to drink it!” “What the heck! That’s already the ninth bottle you’ve bought me! Are you trying 7.4kReads9.1Score866Shelves
- 555 I Make Props on Set, So What Are You Afraid Of, Eagle Nation? 我在剧组做道具,鹰酱你怕什么? The contrails of fighter jets slash across the sky as warships plow through the waves. An inexperienced college student and a mysterious high-tech System set Blue Star ablaze with change. A vertical-takeoff J-20, autonomous combat drones, a space station, a lunar base, a planetary engine, an interstellar battleship... Are you telling me this is a movie? When they see the plan to reach any point on Earth within an hour, the Eagle finally panics. I once dreamed of a great future for humanity in sp 2.5kReads8.4Score226Shelves
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Reborn, the Prince Regrets It Too Late 重生后,王爷他后悔莫及
After I Was Reborn, the Prince Regretted It Too Late
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Reborn from Despair: Redemption from a Thousand-Year Curse 绝地重生:千年的诅咒救赎
Tang Xiaofeng has died ninety-nine times, and every time, he kicked the bucket at twenty. More than 1,900 years ago, he publicly rejected the marriage proposal of the Witch Clan's Holy Maiden. Enraged, she hit him with a death curse: he would never live past twenty. For nearly two millennia after that, he choked to death on water, drowned while fishing, and got struck by lightning while sheltering from the rain. His deaths came in all shapes and forms. The most heartbreaking part was that eve
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- 558 Lisi's Smuggling Adventure 丽丝偷渡记 Lisi's Smuggling Journey 30Reads—Score—Shelves
- 559 EN A Freshman Internship, and You Go to Bureau 749 to Contain Monsters 大一实习,你跑去749收容怪物 [Decisive killing] [How could any monster be good?] [All monsters deserve to die] [Ruthless] During his sophomore summer vacation, Lu Ding had planned to use the time to take an internship and earn some living expenses. Who could have expected that the construction site where he interned would excavate a bleeding stone? The workers fled one after another, but Lu Ding charged in with a rotary hammer. After transmigrating to this world nearly twenty years ago, Lu Ding’s golden finger, the Monster 538.5kReads9.5Score43.9kShelves
- 560 Ridiculous! You Want Cuddles Every Day, and You Call Yourself an Ice-Cold Empress? 离谱,天天要抱抱,还冰山女帝? [Female emperor + she pursues him + sweet romance + one heroine + an utterly adorable heroine] Abandoned as a pawn by the Demon Sect, Nie Chen goes alone to deliver a declaration of war to the Qingyue Female Emperor. He thinks he is as good as dead, but his System awakens and turns the declaration of war into a love letter! Nie Chen’s heart sinks. “I swear, I didn’t do this!” As soon as he says it, the aloof and haughty Qingyue Female Emperor blushes, her autumn eyes full of tender emotion. “The 11.8kReads9.3Score1.7kShelves
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I, King Zhou, Have Already Become a Sage. Why Are You Still Trying to Deify Me? 我纣王都成圣了,你还封神?
Also known as I Am the Sun in the Great Shang. Those who know, know. It’s really good, and I can’t say more than that. I guarantee it’s a great read! Di Xin’s vision of a glorious legacy for the ages will shine forever. Loyalty!
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- 562 Spirit-Seeking Murders: The Madness of Murder 寻灵杀机之妄杀 Spirit-Seeking Murder: Wanton Killing 5Reads—Score—Shelves
- 563 After the Wrap, I Went into the Show and Stuffed a Sack Full of Cash 杀青后,我到戏里装钱一麻袋 Extras get paid 180 a day, but he makes money in the worlds of the shows he appears in. He makes it by the sackful! Liu Changqing, a Hengdian extra, accidentally activated a System. Every time he wraps a production, he gets to transmigrate into that show’s world once! When a certain young star crossed him, he transmigrated into the show and filmed steamy photos and short videos to create a scandal, getting her blacklisted outright! The celebrity protested indignantly, saying she hadn’t taken th 3.8kReads8.3Score307Shelves
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Keep Running: I Stole the Show’s Supplies from the Start, and the Crew Lost It 跑男:开局偷家,节目组破防了
[Backstabbing as a way of life + sneaky player + comedy + iconic variety-show moments + a mash-up of games] [One heroine, light slice-of-life, heavy on variety shows. Most of the story takes place during the shows themselves, so think of it as a variety show in text form. I haven’t written any interactive comment feeds. If you want those, post a review comment and join the real readers’ conversation!] [Not invincible. There are wins and losses. Just have fun with the comedy!] [You might want to
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- 565 Spirit-Seeking Murders: The Brat and the Scarecrow 寻灵杀机之熊孩子和稻草 Spirit-Seeking Murder: The Brat and the Scarecrow 4Reads—Score—Shelves
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After Entering a Torture Romance, I Saved the Heroine by Changing the Text, and the Hero Cried and Begged Me to Stop 穿进虐文后我靠改字拯救女主,男主哭着求我别改
I Transmigrated into a Tragic Romance and Saved the Heroine by Changing the Text. The Hero Cried and Begged Me to Stop
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- 567 I'm a Rune Engraver. Isn't It Reasonable to Carry a Blade? 我是刻纹师,随身带把刀很合理吧 [Ruthless male lead + one female lead + myths and legends + not a lighthearted leveling story + not an invincible System; new author, enter at your own risk] Years sank into the dark waters; the Great Dao was buried beneath the dust. The vast world changed, and all living things became corpses. The myths of old lay buried in the passage of time. The Great Dao of this world imposed its limits, leaving humanity's path of cultivation arduous and without a way forward. First, the sages gave their li 119.8kReads9.2Score16.3kShelves
- 568 From the Start, You Have an Actor System, Yet You Want Me to Join Keep Running? 开局影帝系统你却让我参加跑男? [Celebrity] [Variety Shows] [Actor] [Singer] [Keep Running] [Extreme Challenge] [Bai Lu] [Welcome to Mushroom House] Lin Yan transmigrated to a parallel world, only to discover that he had become a male entertainer hated by the entire internet. Thinking that even infamy was fame, he was just about to lie flat and give up when he awakened the Movie Emperor System. But if he'd awakened the Movie Emperor System, why was he being sent to a variety show called Keep Running, Brothers? Fortunately, the 6.1kReads7.9Score405Shelves
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Siheyuan: I Wield My Brush and Stir Up the Storm 四合院:执笔搅风云
Reborn in 1952, Wang Ping'an transmigrates to Courtyard No. 95 on Nanluoguxiang. Alone in the world, he seems like a timid, easily bullied orphan to his neighbors. He makes a living writing articles and stories, often drawing on the people and events in the courtyard for inspiration. Anyone who deliberately gives him a hard time or schemes against him ends up as a villain in one of his stories, and the rumors soon spread throughout the entire compound. Everyone assumes he is a helpless writer,
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Be a Good Girl, Sister. Get on Your Knees 姐姐乖,踩下去
A seemingly wicked but actually kind-hearted young lady versus a sweet puppy at first, then a crazed bad dog [One-on-One Romance + Love Rivals + Corruption + Obsessive Love + Younger Man + Redemption] - Li Zhaoyue awakens to a wicked female supporting character System. To make the gloomy villain fall in love with the heroine eleven years later, just as he is supposed to, she runs to an orphanage at the age of ten and takes the little villain home herself, determined to teach him how cruel people
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- 571 Spirit-Seeking Murders: Mind Games at the Psychiatric Hospital 寻灵杀机之精神病院心灵杀 Spirit-Seeking Murder: A Mind-Killer in the Psychiatric Hospital 3Reads—Score—Shelves
- 572 Top-Tier Star Announces His Marriage on Livestream: My Wife Is a Water Stain on the Ceiling, and the Whole Internet Explodes 顶流直播官宣:我老婆是天花板水渍,全网炸了 Top-Tier Star Announces His Marriage Live: My Wife Is a Water Stain on the Ceiling, and the Whole Internet Explodes 2Reads—Score—Shelves
- 573 A Cool Beauty? No, He's a Top-Tier Charm Demon 清冷美人?不,他是顶级魅魔 [1V1, Both Leads Are Virgins + Rekindled Romance + Cool and Well-Behaved x Sharp-Tongued Bad Boy + Happy Ending] (Main story complete) Four years ago, Sheng Yiguang learned from the on-screen comments that he was a villain in a novel, doomed to love someone who would never love him back. His only purpose was to show how deep and true the official couple's love was. So he broke up with Pei Du, said every cruel thing he could think of, and prepared for them to become enemies and never see each oth 53kReads9.3Score7.5kShelves
- 574 A Psychotic in the Hong Kong Movie World: Mad and Mighty! 精神病人在港片世界又癫又强! [Movie world + madman + comedy + cops, gangsters, and crime] Chen Zifeng was an utterly ordinary guy who, in a freak accident, transmigrated into the world of Hong Kong movies and had the bad luck to fuse souls with a mental patient. He thought he was doomed from the start, but after the fusion, he turned out to be a genius. He could pick up any skill with ease, just by learning it once. From then on, the Hong Kong movie world had a new resident: a madman who did things his own way. Underworld l 8.9kReads9.0Score326Shelves
- 575 The Outcast: My Body Is Covered in Tattoos of the Ten Fiercest Beasts 一人:我的身上纹满了十凶图 [The Outcast] [Uncle Jiu in the Republic of China] [Ten Ferocious Beast Tattoos] I woke from a deep sleep to find myself in the Republican era, with the legendary tattoos of the Ten Ferocious Beasts on my body. The Smashing God tattoo guarantees a hit, and can break defenses and seals! The Nine-Leaf Sword Grass tattoo makes me peerless in swordsmanship, a sword immortal made flesh! The Thunder Emperor tattoo grants control over all thunder. From now on, the art of thunder is no longer exclusive 17.1kReads7.9Score909Shelves
- 576 Spirit-Seeking Murders: Phantom of the Sinkhole 寻灵杀机之天坑魅影 Spirit-Seeking Murder: Phantom in the Heavenly Pit 2Reads—Score—Shelves
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I Sell Secondhand Mirrors Online, and the Buyer Says Someone in the Mirror Is Watching Her 我在闲鱼卖二手镜子,买家说镜子里有人在看她
I sell secondhand mirrors on Xianyu. The buyer says someone is watching her from inside the mirror.
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- 578 A Day Spent Taming the Sinister Villain Like a Dog 驯服阴鸷反派当狗的一天 [Pseudo transmigration into a book + villain] [Heiress of a tycoon family + sinister illegitimate son] [Villainous couple] There was a saying circulating around Shengde Academy: Gu Ye was Yin En’s obedient little dog. “Daring to confess to him? Did you get Yin En’s permission first?” 16.9kReads9.0Score2kShelves
- 579 My Dad’s a Demon Lord, My Mom’s a Holy Sovereign. Why Shouldn’t I Live Off Them? 爹魔尊,娘圣主,我不啃老干嘛? [Genius] + [Funny at first, unhinged later] + [Offbeat protagonist] + [Clever cultivation] + [Huge stats, but that doesn’t mean the mechanics are weak] + [Multiple heroines] In the year 356 of the Dragon Kingdom, a golden imperial carriage smashed through the sun, a celestial palace rose above the moon, and the stars of the heavens awakened one after another. The world entered an era of spiritual qi revival, and people awakened spiritual roots to pursue the path to immortality. Ling Yishan, a 77.3kReads9.2Score8.1kShelves
- 580 As Long as They Have Health Bars, I'll Kill Even the Gods 只要有血条,神明也杀给你看 [Hunter: You can see the health bars of all things, and every attack is guaranteed to deal damage, even to gods!] [Stalker: Stealth through the darkness, hunt beneath the light!] [Executioner: The time for your sentence has come!] “Come on, come on, take a blade!” “Immortal? Once your health bar hits zero, you die!” “As long as it has a health bar, I can kill it, even if it’s a god!” The dark side of the world, a shattered map, strange creatures from the abyss... There is no light behind them, 130kReads9.3Score14.6kShelves
- 581 The Spirit-Seeking Murder Case: Shadows of Espionage (Final Part) 寻灵杀机之谍影(完结篇) Soul-Hunting Murder: Spy Shadow (Final Chapter) 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 582 The Food I Deliver Has a Recipient Who's Been Dead for Three Years 我送的外卖,收货人死了三年 The person who received the food I delivered died three years ago. 1.9kReads—Score—Shelves
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Within and Beyond the Red Walls, Spring Breeze Enters the Game 红墙内外,春风入局
[Older, Powerful Man] [Age Gap] [Junior Clerk] [Career Growth] [Guiding Lover] [Sweet Romance] One chance encounter, one moment of curiosity, and one... At some point, everything began to change.
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- 584 EN I Exchange Black Technology by Crushing the School Bully 我靠打爆学霸兑换黑科技 [Academic Prodigy + Black Technology + Technology to Strengthen the Nation + War and Terror Bureau] High school student Song He gets the Academic Grudge System. As long as he can make top students lose their composure, he can exchange their resentment for all kinds of black technology. So Song He keeps driving the top students over the edge: “You snatch first place in the grade, and every other top student drops in the rankings. Resentment +10,000!” “You receive a special research allowance for 54kReads9.3Score6.1kShelves
- 585 The Paranormal Has Arrived, and I'm Invincible from Printing Ghost Money Like Crazy 诡异降临,狂印冥钞的我无敌了 Apocalypse + Rebirth + System + Supernatural Horror + Billionaire + Game. [The global supernatural game is beginning. All players, prepare yourselves.] Jiang Yan, reborn with his SSS-rank talent, the [Ghost Money Printer], fell into deep thought. There's nothing a trillion ghost coins can't solve. And if there is, try two trillion! The terrifying, savage inhuman entities knelt at Jiang Yan's feet, licking his boots until they gleamed! “Boss! Please use your huge ghost coins to love me passio 25.2kReads8.4Score2.7kShelves
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Starting with a Laugh at Siheyuan 从爆笑四合院开始
There’s no pent-up resentment here. Since the protagonist suppresses the entire courtyard from the start, no resentment can build up. The story has now reached the point where he leads the courtyard residents overseas to found a country, and has already turned it into a military, economic, and technological powerhouse that ranks among the top three, or perhaps even number one. (Absurdist comedy: it’s all nonsense and surprises. One person spouts wild claims, and gradually leads the whole courtya
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I'm in High School, So What Is This Incense-Based Cultivation Thing? 人在高中,香火证道什么鬼?
[Not high-martial arts + daily life + school + comedy + unhinged antics + memes + absurdity + campus belle + multiple heroines] Lu Haonan, sixteen, is a new first-year student at Yanchuan High School. On the first day of school, a System dropped out of the sky and insisted that he'd transmigrated to the primordial world and become the local Earth God. The iced tea his childhood friend gave him? It called it ten-thousand-year-old spiritual liquid. The English textbook his teacher handed out? It c
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- 588 Spirit-Seeking Murders: Who Is It? 寻灵杀机之是谁 Spirit-Seeking Murder: Who Is It? 3Reads—Score—Shelves
- 589 A Tycoon? No, Just Call Me the Gentlemanly Kept Man 神豪?别,还是叫我绅士软饭王吧 [Multiple Female Leads] + [Subverting the Usual Tropes] + [System] + [Romantic Push and Pull] + [Living Off Women Without Losing Your Pride] That’s right! Me! Jiang Ye! The god of awkwardness! After binding to the “Living-Off-Women Cash-Back System,” Jiang Ye’s life went completely off the rails: The campus belle showered him with gifts, including stockings, and he got 4,000 back in cash. He played pool with a beauty and won 8,000. Even sending gifts in a voice-chat room earned him a “show of si 229.9kReads8.9Score23.7kShelves
- 590 When an Alien Race Invaded, the Ingredients Started Fighting Back 异族入侵,作为食材居然还打人了 Jiang Tian has an unbeatable talent but wants to be a chef. After dying in battle, he arrives in a parallel world: Blue Star. Here, alien races are invading, and humanity is in decline. The aliens devour humans as food to enhance their spiritual power. Jiang Tian never wanted to fight again. He only wanted to pursue his dream of becoming a chef, until he discovers that the finest ingredients are these very aliens! And the strongest school beauty on his team has a special ability called the God's 16.7kReads9.1Score1.6kShelves
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Reborn to Become a Widow, but the Prince Can Read Minds 重生只想丧偶,王爷竟然会读心
The whole book is complete, everyone! Enjoy it without worry. Mwah mwah mwah (´ε` )♡ [Both reborn + mind-reading + absurd comedy + the husband’s long road to winning back his wife + male lead angst] (Cold-faced border prince vs. beloved legitimate daughter) Wei Yue: He thought he was the cinnabar mole in his wife’s heart in their previous life. He never expected someone else to be in her heart! Jiang Jianwei: [Heaven gave me another chance, so of course I’m going to let loose! To hell with his c
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A Woman’s Tactics 女人的套路
A Woman’s Tactics
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Don't You Feel Guilty Robbing the Supernatural? 你抢劫诡异良心不会痛吗?
[Bandit-style protagonist + lighthearted comedy + no female lead + invincible protagonist + decisive and ruthless + cruel, cunning, and underhanded + one ghost coin buys a year of magic power] [The new book’s rating just came out. It’ll probably go up later.] … Late at night, the law enforcement bureau received a mysterious phone call. “Hello, is this the law enforcement bureau?” “I want to turn myself in.” “There’s a human named Wen Liang outside my door. He’s wrapped in soul-locking chain
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- 594 My Wife Is 15 Years Younger, Spoiled, and I Love It 小15岁娇妻很作我很爱 Young and charming Lin Wan defies convention and insists on marrying Jiang Zhihan, a man fifteen years her senior who has gone bankrupt twice. Everyone says she is after his money, but in truth, she only wants to save the one man who ever showed her warmth. She acts spoiled and makes a fuss over everything, but in reality, she is carefully planning each step, using warnings from her dreams and deft maneuvering to pull him out of business traps and the depths of despair time and again. Jiang Zhih 4kReads—Score239Shelves
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Villain, Give It a Rest. Our Son Has Arrived 反派,收手吧,咱儿子穿来了
[One-on-One Romance + Hilarious + Super Sweet] [Completed] [Unhinged Mom + Tsundere Dad + Genius Son] A strange man appears in front of Si Yuanyuan. He claims to be her biological son, and says he transmigrated here from thirty years in the future. Si Yuanyuan is fabulously wealthy, but now she's a mother without even having to give birth, and her son is older than she is. - Si Xuanyu: You're the pampered heiress of a wealthy family, the sole heir to Ding Si Group. Your parents love each other,
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The Ultimate Schemer: I Lower the Bar for Romance-Focused Fiction 最强毒士,我拉低女频世界下限
[Transmigrate into a Book + Poison-Tongued Strategist + Ruthless + No Romance + Comedy + Maximum Satisfaction] Lin Yi transmigrates into a romance novel and becomes a strategist by the female lead’s side? Having read the original, he knows: The female lead, Su He, may be a princess with power in her hands, but she’s an utterly love-addled saint! Her younger brother the emperor, her princess consort, even her maids and servants can all bully her! Fortunately, Lin Yi has the [Strongest Poison-Tong
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Dragon’s Roar in the Northern Frontier 朔北龙吟
Transmigrated into a frontier army scout, he found himself facing tens of thousands of Tiele cavalry from the start. A series of covert battles and mysteries unfolds around a royal secret: twenty years ago, someone tried to force the Grand Princess into marriage. The emperor enters the game himself, pitting his wits against all the powers at play. Schemes within schemes, plots within plots, each conspiracy linked to the next. See how the protagonist faces this treacherous crisis, growing from a
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A Cultivator's Unfiltered Livestream Shatters the Immortal Venerable's Dao Heart 修真不当人直播,仙尊道心全碎了
Li Gousheng transmigrated to the Firmament Immortal Sect and awakened an Anti-Social System. If he didn’t make others uncomfortable, the System would make him suffer a humiliating public meltdown on the spot. So, at the apprenticeship ceremony, the aloof Immortal Venerable was forced to show off his dance moves to “Lalala Love Song”; the abstinent Sect Leader was made to confess through a megaphone that blurted out the truth; and an unparalleled sword cultivator was hit with an “idiocy strike” a
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The Invincible Mountain Village Miracle Doctor 无敌山村神医
Feel-good medical fiction | Rags-to-riches comeback | Farming and fortune Xiang Yunfei, an orphan with an intellectual disability, had endured countless sneers. While helping a friend, he unexpectedly awakened a divine healer’s inheritance! One needle cures a hundred illnesses, one medicine brings the dead back to life! From then on, the village bully feared him, his neighbors respected him, and beautiful women fell for him! Put the worst troublemakers in their place, heal the sick and save live
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- 600 The Ultimate Village Doctor 极品村神医 [Rural miracle doctor + get rich + farming] Ye Xiaofan has terminal cancer and thinks he doesn’t have long to live. By a twist of fate, he recovers and gains peerless medical skills and an immortal cultivation art. He can cure any rare or difficult illness with ease, and he’s not afraid to take on anyone, face-slapping expert after expert. Watch as this ordinary man climbs, step by step, to the peak of life... 2kReads8.9Score316Shelves

















































