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1. 951 偷 I Overheard the Real Heiress’s Thoughts, and My Seven Brothers Went Wild 偷听真千金心声，七个哥哥发疯了 Blank Blank Blank空白白白Modern Romance227k WordsCompleted [Family Mind-Reading + Whole-Family Darling + Chaotic, Ridiculous, Brain-Off Meme-Fueled Wish Fulfillment] Mu Shengsheng was reborn. In her previous life, all seven of her brothers were framed. Some died, some were crippled, and some went to prison. The Mu family was ruined. This time, she was determined to protect her family, expose the mastermind, and save them all! Mu Shengsheng looked at the fake heiress being manipulated: [My dear sister, unrelated by blood! You could've lived like a proper 604Reads9.0Score102Shelves

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   Mental state is very stable, stable and crazy

2. 952 穿 I Transmigrated into an Old-School Tragic Romance, and I'm Giving Everyone a Happy Ending 穿进古早虐文，本红娘要全员HE Clear Pines, Falling Colors清松落色Ancient Romance784k WordsCompleted [Both leads are devoted to each other + comedy + transmigrate into a book + female supporting character + sweet romance + System] (A silly transmigrated heroine × a crafty, clever hero) (This story doesn't vilify the original leads, break up the original couple, or steal the original protagonists' opportunities. Everyone gets along.) After spending eighteen years bedridden, she suddenly dies. When she wakes up, she has become Hua Qingsu, the third daughter of the Minister of Revenue's household 10.2kReads9.3Score1.8kShelves
3. 953 哥 Brother, Sister, Don't Hit Me! As If I'd Be That Good 哥哥姐姐不要打我，我很乖的才怪 Making Money赚钱中Modern Romance601k WordsCompleted [A goofy little troublemaker + adored by everyone + seven powerful older brothers and sisters dote exclusively on their only underage sister + childhood sweethearts + a love rivalry] Fake heiress Jiang Ji has just returned from the interstellar era when she's thrown out of the house. But her miserable life never gets the chance to begin: a flashy Rolls-Royce blocks her path. The first time she meets her eldest brother, Jiang Ji clings to him, sobbing. “Dad, your daughter is so poor she can't eve 2.5kReads9.0Score355Shelves
4. 954 你 You Read Minds, I Stir Up Trouble, and Together We Play the Villains 你读心，我使坏，我俩一起做反派 Little Taro Boba芋泥小啵啵Ancient Romance280k WordsCompleted [Transmigrate into a Book / Mind-Reading / Sweet Romance / Medicine / Pocket Dimension] Yu Shengwan transmigrated into a book as a sickly, wicked supporting character. She had fought the heroine to the death over a man, only to be betrothed to Shen Huaiting, the Prince Regent. Even after the wedding, she refused to behave. She conspired with the male lead to kill Shen Huaiting, who ultimately killed her with a single sword strike, leaving her dead without a whole body. When she suddenly coughed 360Reads8.8Score—Shelves
5. 955 穿 After Transmigrating into a Book, I Became a Sensation with Fortune-Telling 穿书后，我靠算命爆红了 Spring Water Tea, QQ春水煎茶QQTwo Female Leads227k WordsCompleted [Laid-back, easygoing powerhouse vs. possessive, flirtatious beauty] Note: This is my first time writing. The logic is terrible, it’s a mindless beginner’s story, and the plot is bad. Don’t read it. Ji Mian transmigrates into a book, becoming the vicious fake heiress. To avoid the ending of the original story, she decisively packs her bags and joins a trainee program that provides room and board. Who could have guessed the real heiress would relentlessly pursue her, become her mentor, pin her ag 2.9kReads9.3Score362Shelves
6. 956 上 Joining a Parenting Show, Starting a School, and Raising a Bunch of Big Shots 上娃综，开学校，养出一帮大佬崽 Nian Nian Yu念念予Modern Romance230k WordsCompleted [Transmigrate into a book + adorable kids + feel-good story + wealthy family + livestreaming + secret identities + everyone’s favorite + devoted leads] Qin Muxi had barely transmigrated into a book when she joined a variety show co-produced by a parenting research institute and the entertainment industry. The other parents raised their kids with all the latest knowledge and techniques from an early age. They were either teaching their children or on their way to doing so, determined not to let t 68Reads8.2Score—Shelves
7. 957 假 The Fake Heiress Lacks Virtue in Every Way, and She'll Really Spill the Tea 假千金五行缺德，有瓜她真敢爆啊 Big Big Big Malt大大大麦芽Modern Romance495k WordsCompleted [Completed] After Wen Xia finishes her quick transmigration missions, she learns that in her original world she was just a short-lived cannon-fodder character: a fake heiress in a wealthy family, a bit player in the entertainment industry, and a beautiful, weak, and foolish nobody among cannon fodder. Even her death was completely unoriginal. After reading the bare-bones plot, she says, “You all carry on. My corpse isn't feeling too good, so I'm leaving.” Her former future mother-in-law: “Here's 10kReads9.0Score1.5kShelves
8. 958 沙 A Chaotic Rebel Who Loves Making Life Difficult for Everyone 沙雕一身反骨，最爱给人添堵 Dawn Traveler in the Human World人间曦客Modern Romance548k WordsCompleted (Mind-reading + goofy, beloved heroine + a powerful figure transmigrates into a book + showbiz + lying flat) Ye Qinghuan had merely gone to sleep, but somehow ended up as a doomed, pampered rich-family burden in a novel, destined to court death. Big-breasted and empty-headed, she followed her “boyfriend's” goading, drugging her eldest brother to frame her second brother. In the end, Big Brother Su sent her to Myanmar to mine, where she died in despair. Newly transmigrated Ye Qinghuan: ...What th 102Reads6.9Score—Shelves
9. 959 反 The Villain's Mom Goes on a Kids' Variety Show, Tames Her Twins, and Becomes a Sensation 反派亲妈上娃综驯龙凤胎爆火出圈 Qi Qi mua柒柒muaModern Romance552k WordsCompleted Ye Yu, a three-time Golden Award-winning actress, unexpectedly transmigrates into a book as a cannon-fodder supporting character and the villainous birth mother of a pair of twins. Remembering her former self’s tragic ending and hoping to shed her cruel image as the twins’ abusive mother, Ye Yu resolves to turn over a new leaf and become a better person. She begins the slow journey of winning over her husband and the two children. Ye Yu is determined to change the way they see her! She not only 26Reads5.9Score—Shelves
10. 960 咸 The Idle Beauty Goes Viral After Slacking Off on a Parenting Show 咸鱼美人，在娃综摆烂后反向爆红 Daytime Planet白日星球Modern Romance616k WordsCompleted [Parenting variety show focus] + [faithful couples] + [face-slapping] Lin Lan has just won the Best Actress trophy, but before she can even enjoy it, she unexpectedly transmigrates into a book as a doomed supporting character and the wicked mother of two boys. After she transmigrates into the book, the Best Actress trophy she once held becomes a water cup, evidence that she abused her sons. Lin Lan is devastated. Remembering the original character's ending, she tries to apologize and make amends 2.3kReads8.8Score225Shelves
11. 961 神 God-Tier Choices: This Beast Tamer Is a Little Too Fierce 神级选择：这个御兽师有亿点生猛 Three Winds 11三风11Urban3.4M WordsCompleted [Beast taming + choices + comedy + nonsense + one female lead (no female lead) = ?] When Chen Shu wakes up, he finds that he has transmigrated to a parallel world where beast taming reigns supreme, and he has bound himself to a Divine-Level Choice System! Every choice he makes earns him all kinds of rewards! With the System’s help, his pets grow increasingly monstrous: a slime that can sit on a dragon and crush it to death, a husky that can blast a phoenix to tears with elemental skills, and a.. 181.8kReads9.7Score22.1kShelves

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    Doesn't anyone think these are all stupid?

12. 962 万 So What If Everyone Hates Me? Everyone's Constitution Is Different 万人嫌怎么了？每个人体质不一样 An Xiaoxiao暗晓晓Modern Romance564k WordsOngoing [1vN, Multiple Male Leads, All Pure, Beloved by Everyone, Everyone's Dream Girl, Wealthy Family, Feel-Good Power Fantasy] Quan Shengya transmigrates into a book as its villainess, the eldest daughter of the powerful Quan family, whose influence is at its peak. Her father, Quan Nanjiu, is a major crime boss. According to the original plot, after the male leads are healed by the heroine, Su Qingyin, they grow up to become influential figures in their respective fields and dote on her endlessly. Bu 1.1kReads9.3Score117Shelves

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    Go see it!!! As a person who doesn't like the entertainment industry, I had to kneel before the first book. Then I looked at it: 84 underlines! 3 Bookmarks! The second one is super cool! Give them five minutes and you won't be disappointed!

13. 963 沙 A Madcap Needs a Madcap: I’m Great at Taking Down Movie Stars 沙雕自有沙雕狂，创飞影帝我在行 Sweet Soapfish香甜肥皂鱼Modern Romance201k WordsCompleted 1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 10Reads8.5Score—Shelves

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    This book is so funny and ridiculous that I never lowered my lips. I laughed until my face split!

14. 964 小 My Junior Sister Says Even a Madman Is a God 小师妹说神经也是神 Lop-Eared Rabbit Who Loves Cilantro爱吃香菜的垂耳兔Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted Jiang Zhu transmigrates into a novel about a girl adored by everyone, as a disposable female side character. The junior apprentice sister is gifted and loved by all, while the side character has cultivated for years and is still useless. In the end, she's pushed out to take a blade for the junior sister and dies miserably in the street. She opens her eyes to the sight of a whole sect full of hopeless sycophants, and Jiang Zhu wants to die. The heroine's suitors are everywhere. How about I bec 40.2kReads9.3Score4.7kShelves

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    All of them can make you laugh to death

15. 965 高 High Martial: Infinite Clones, and I Crush an S-Rank Beast to Death from the Start 高武：无限分身，开局撑死S异兽 A Touch of Deep Blue一抹深蓝Urban2.5M WordsCompleted “We transmigrated to a world where martial strength reigns supreme and countless races stand side by side.” “There are also exotic beasts.” “Original body, you have to keep us alive. Our lives are in your hands.” “Ha! Just some exotic beasts. Watch me take them down with a sliding tackle!” “I’ll tackle them too!” “Huh? Looks like we stuffed it to death.” “Nice.” … “Could you all be quiet for a minute? My head’s about to explode.” Qin Ze looked at the countless versions of himself surrounding hi 55.5kReads9.1Score6.2kShelves
16. 966 我 I’m Just a Laid-Back Nobody, So What If I Gossip in Court? 我一个咸鱼，在朝堂上吃瓜怎么啦 Lu Nini鹿泥泥Ancient Romance400k WordsCompleted [Cute pets + alternate history + everyone can read minds + System gossip + no romance!] Ling Chuchu, a little lucky star who got herself killed by a car while chasing barbecue skewers, transmigrates to the Donglin Kingdom. For eighteen years, she lives as a nameless background character, bound to a damaged gossip System. (P.S. Repairing the System will bring surprises.) Later, an explosive gossip incident catches the emperor’s attention. Out of curiosity, he immediately issues an order summoni 1.9kReads8.8Score154Shelves
17. 967 穿 Transmigrated as the Villain’s Younger Brother, I Became Everyone’s Darling by Being Ridiculous 穿成反派他弟，靠沙雕苟成团宠 It's San San, Duck是散散鸭Modern Romance899k WordsOngoing [No romance + ensemble cast + campus life + wealthy families + transmigrate into a book + a little bit of group doting + System + goofy everyday antics] [Original title: Transmigrating as the Villain’s Little Brother, I Became Everyone’s Favorite by Being a Goofball] Fang Zhou transmigrates into an old-school romance novel as the cannon-fodder younger brother of the big bad. His only purpose is to help the male and female leads’ younger siblings get together. He wants to help his cheap brother t 20.4kReads9.1Score1.9kShelves
18. 968 满 The Max-Level Expert Transmigrates into a Book and Crushes the Secret Identity Novel's Heroine 满级大佬穿书后完爆马甲文女主 Beiming Zecheng北冥泽城Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Dual transmigration into a book + Exposing Each Other's Secret Identities + Feel-Good Wish Fulfillment + Supporting Character Takes Down the Female Lead] Lin Yingzhuo transmigrated into a book about secret identities and became the original heroine's fake-sweetheart older sister. The original heroine had countless secret identities and was the beloved goddess of the whole story, both cool and dazzling. Lin Yingzhuo's mission was to expose all of the heroine's secret identities and become friend 1.1kReads9.5Score244Shelves
19. 969 丞 The Second Miss of the Prime Minister's Household Enjoys the Daily Gossip 丞相府二小姐的吃瓜日常 Selling Flowers for Wine卖花换酒喝Ancient Romance299k WordsCompleted Synopsis: [Everyone can hear thoughts + a gossip-loving System + born in the womb + goofy and hilarious] Li Jingle is reborn in the womb as one of the unborn twins, a boy and a girl, in the household of Prime Minister Li of the Great Xuan Dynasty. In her mother’s belly, she agonizes over whether to be a man or a woman. Since she was a woman in her previous life and period cramps were agony, she decides to be a man this time around. Just as she’s about to slip into the boy’s body, a flash of whit 4.7kReads8.2Score441Shelves
20. 970 芜 Woohoo! After the Palace Maid's Mind Is Read, Everyone Joins in the Gossip 芜湖！宫女被读心后，全员吃瓜 Salted Fish Stewed in Clear Water清水炖咸鱼Ancient Romance415k WordsCompleted [Everyone can hear thoughts + System dishes the dirt + brainless power fantasy] After Shen Shangyan dies, she gets a new life as a little palace maid, determined to work hard... scratch that, she’s just diligently doing her job as a servant. Luckily, the transmigration god gave her a golden finger: a gossip System, so she can still hear all the palace rumors! In the Imperial Kitchen, two elderly matrons are fighting over deer penis! Shen Shangyan: ! She perks up her ears to listen to the gossip. 1.3kReads8.8Score118Shelves
21. 971 别 Stop Saving Her, the Princess Consort Is Determined to Get Herself Killed 别救了，王妃一心要作死 Snowball Cub雪球崽Ancient Romance389k WordsCompleted Ye Zhiyi transmigrated, becoming a despised princess who had been married off as a substitute! But Ye Zhiyi had no desire to be a princess. All she wanted was to find a reasonable way to die as soon as possible so she could return and inherit her trillion-yuan fortune! So she set out on a never-ending path of courting death! She jumped into a lake to die? The prince turned around and had the lake filled in. She provoked a powerful minister? He promptly sent over three carts of supplements. She t 2.1kReads—Score193Shelves

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    Brainless and cool article, not watery

22. 972 直 Livestream Auctioning Wanted Criminals: You Call This Selling Products? 直播甩卖通缉犯，你管这叫带货？ Strolling in the Night Breeze漫步夜风Urban146k WordsCompleted Lin Chen quits the police force. He only meant to become a livestreamer who teaches people about the law, but unexpectedly activates a livestream sales System. [Order confirmed. Target: A-rank wanted criminal.] [Sell A-rank wanted criminal, reward: 1,000 Crime Points] Lin Chen: “Come on over, take a look! Freshly caught serial killer, on a huge livestream discount!” At first, viewers think Lin Chen is playing a prank. But as police departments across the country start paying attention to him, ev 11.1kReads8.1Score1.2kShelves

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    Believe me, Chapter 2.4.5.6 Can make people laugh until they can't sleep in the middle of the night.

23. 973 权 Cultivating Immortality Through Schemes: Sick and Unhinged 权谋修仙，有病且癫 Miss A Li阿狸小姐姐Ancient Romance362k WordsOngoing [Goofy comedy + mind-reading + romantic rivalry + multiple male leads + feel-good] Jiang Yanli transmigrates into a sweet cultivation novel, becoming a crazy cannon-fodder character who’s obsessed with the possessive male lead and eventually gets pushed into a demon pit by him. The good news: when she arrives, the original character hasn’t confessed yet. The bad news: the Heavenly Dao has her in its grip. If she doesn’t follow the plot, she’ll die. Jiang Yanli: …Fine, let it all burn. Hurry up, 31Reads6.8Score—Shelves
24. 974 兄 The Siblings Say Nothing, Just Keep Humiliating Their Eldest Brother 兄妹俩不语，一味拿大哥颜面扫地 Plastic Bestie塑料闺闺Modern Romance847k WordsCompleted [A goofy, over-the-top daily-life story about a brother and sister. No romance for the protagonist. Maximum absurdity.] When Xie Tangning woke up, she discovered she was living in an old-fashioned novel. The Xie family was the original male lead’s biggest stepping stone, and each of them was destined to die in their own way. Her second brother, Xie Changyu, would be sold by the male lead to a region in Myanmar, where his kidneys would be harvested. After going bankrupt, her eldest brother, Lu Hu 78.2kReads8.9Score9.6kShelves
25. 975 全 Global Card Draws: Sorry, I’m Just Lucky! 全球抽卡：对不起，我是欧皇！ Fish in the Little River小河里的鱼Urban329k WordsCompleted [Card Draws]+ [School]+ [System]+ [Beast Taming]+ [Global] A worldwide cataclysm has unleashed savage beasts, leaving humanity on the brink of extinction. The protagonist unexpectedly transmigrates into this world and becomes a magic card master. Here, drawing cards makes you stronger. Epic cards, legendary cards, even the mythical divine cards are all within easy reach for him. While everyone else spends their entire fortune and racks their brains for magic cards, Fang Chen has a lucky-buff Sys 161Reads6.5Score102Shelves
26. 976 全 The Entire Entertainment Industry Hears My Thoughts and Gossips: Explosive Scoops Galore 全娱乐圈听我心声吃瓜，嘎嘎爆料 Shu Wei姝尾Modern Romance691k WordsCompleted [Mind-reading known across the internet + going wild and cracking jokes + endless gossip and laughs + everyone's favorite] He Li retired from the transmigration bureau and became the villainess in a domineering CEO novel, a lovesick fool who throws herself at the male lead and eventually dies a miserable death. She throws all decorum out the window, goes on a rampage, and spills one explosive secret after another. Top-tier star from a wealthy family: “Heh, just say you like me.” [What young mast —Reads—Score—Shelves
27. 977 没 I Didn't Get into College, So I Had No Choice but to Slay the Gods 没考上大学的我，只好选择屠神了 Gongzi Zhifan公子之凡Urban2.1M WordsCompleted [Comedy + Hot-Blooded Power Fantasy + No Goody-Two-Shoes Hero + System + Demonic Beasts + Ruthless Protagonist] Chu Yunxuan scanned the QR code on a winning card from a packet of instant noodles and transmigrated to Blue Star, where everyone could awaken their powers and demonic beasts ran rampant. Here, the demon race had twelve Demon God Halls, each led by a Demon God powerful enough to reach the heavens with a raised hand. The eight Demon Realms were ruled by eight Demon Gods, each dominating 21.3kReads8.5Score2.4kShelves
28. 978 穿 After Transmigrating into the Movie Star's Dog, I Became a Huge Hit in Showbiz 穿成影帝养的狗后我红透娱乐圈 Xiao Qiju肖七橘Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Completed] [Faithful couple, one-on-one romance, light comedy. The female lead’s soul enters a dog’s body, and the male lead can hear her voice. She’ll return to her own body ╭(╯ε╰)╮ Super sweet!!!] Li Zhao was a nobody in showbiz. After five years of struggling to make it, she was finally nominated for Best Supporting Actress at the Golden Sail Awards. Little did she know that a sudden car accident would send her soul into a dog’s body! Li Zhao: I #%*%#× (the cursing continues) Fine, she was a 18.2kReads9.4Score2.6kShelves
29. 979 你 You Spill the Tea, I’ll Dig for Dirt, and We’ll Strip the Emperor Down to His Drawers 你爆料，我吃瓜，扒光皇帝大裤衩 I Have a Tiny Waist我有小细腰Ancient Romance539k WordsCompleted [Everyone Can Hear Her Thoughts + Gossip + Ridiculous Antics + Laugh-Out-Loud Comedy + If You Don’t Laugh, You Can Hit Me With a Knife!] Bad news: Wei Yuyan has transmigrated into the body of a cannon-fodder heiress. She has no food, no drink, no clothes, and her tiny underpants have twenty holes in them. Good news: She’s bound to the God System. From the emperor, empress dowager, and princes to ordinary citizens, she can see everyone’s past and future and knows each person’s fate. With nothing 9.6kReads9.3Score1.1kShelves
30. 980 六 After Six Big Shots Fell for Her, the Devoted Simp Ran Away! 六个大佬沦陷后，舔狗跑了！ Pihei痞黑Modern Romance440k WordsCompleted [Everyone’s Darling + The Men Beg for Her Back + Romantic Rivalry Showdown + Comedy] Lin Qian was famous throughout the company because she was obsessed with Pei Linan, the arrogant young master who was set to inherit the business. Most people gave up a week after being rejected. She kept at it, unwavering. At first, everyone thought she was trying to marry into wealth. Later, they decided she was truly in love. Even Pei Linan thought so. Someone once asked whether she felt sad whenever she was 22.8kReads9.3Score3.2kShelves
31. 981 全 Global Manhunt: You’re Crazy! You Call This an Escape? 全球通缉：疯了！你管这个叫逃亡 Snow at Dusk in the Clouds云中暮雪Urban1.1M WordsCompleted Ten major conglomerates are investing, a hundred billion dollars in prize money is up for grabs, and elites from every field are taking part! Urban parkour, high-altitude skydiving, wingsuit flying. Everything... is for the sake of escape! A global manhunt! This is a show that drives people wild! Its goal is to uncover vulnerabilities in security systems and public safety in today's information age. Su Yu is sent to prison from the start, but no one could have expected what came next. Su Yu brea 47.2kReads9.3Score5kShelves
32. 982 我 Me, a Slacker Livestreamer: I’ll Log Off Once I’ve Made 200 我，摆烂主播，挣够两百就下播 Eat Tomatoes, Don't Spit Out Potatoes吃番茄不吐土豆Urban1.6M WordsCompleted Su Yu unlocks the [Slacker System] and becomes a streamer. Once he earns 200 in tips, he can end the stream and claim a generous reward. Love songs too boring? One performance of "The Most Dazzling Ethnic Style" kicks off a square-dancing craze! The audience got cheated on? One rendition of "Happy Breakup" wakes countless lovesick fools up to reality! The songs are too easy? A Peking opera performance of "The Drunken Concubine" leaves the whole crowd stunned! But every time the audience finishes 6.5kReads8.9Score442Shelves
33. 983 直 Livestream: The Top-Tier Star's Hilarious Little Sister Goes Viral 直播：顶流哥哥的沙雕亲妹爆红啦 Confused Foolish Beauty迷糊笨蛋美人Modern Romance500k WordsCompleted [Real siblings / no romance / top-tier star / lighthearted / everyday life / warm / healing / movie star / coming-of-age] Before she transmigrated into a book, Wen Yu’er was the Pei family’s real daughter, lost and raised elsewhere. She was the butt of jokes among the powerful and wealthy, and in the end, her rich brother dragged her all over the world by plane, luxury cruise ship, and convertible sports car. After transmigrating into a book, when she saw this wealthy brother again, Wen Yu’er co 7.5kReads9.4Score921Shelves
34. 984 警 Officer, Come Check Him Out! He Doesn't Look Like He's Acting! 警察叔叔快查他！他不像是演的！ Dad of Little Liu小六子阿爸Urban998k WordsCompleted Li Yang transmigrates to a parallel world, where he becomes a fresh-faced celebrity saddled with a huge debt and about to be pressured by a rich older woman into paying it back. Luckily, his golden finger arrives just in time. To avoid living off women for the rest of his life, he decides to play a trillion-yuan tycoon. But fate has other plans... On the first day, he plays a gang boss and terrifies everyone, so the police take him in for questioning. On the second day, he plays a deranged seria 12.9kReads7.7Score719Shelves
35. 985 网 Online Game: My Thievery Is SSS-Rank 网游：我的盗窃SSS级 I'm Fat Blue Cat我是胖蓝猫Sports3.7M WordsCompleted The brain-domain game Glory, developed jointly by more than a hundred countries, goes live. Chen Ming is reborn and awakens the SSS-rank talent Nimble Fingers! Every attack comes with a theft buff. From then on, Chen Ming becomes a master thief who never leaves empty-handed! Red Dragon Queen: “Where’s my dragon egg?! Where’s my huge dragon egg???” Saintess of the Church: “If you can return our sacred treasure... I’ll do anything you want.” Succubus Demon Queen: “That boy stole my heart~” … In t 81kReads8.7Score10.7kShelves
36. 986 七 The 1970s: The Domineering Village Belle Takes Down Every Mary Sue! 七零：霸道村花干翻所有玛丽苏！ Hou Wenyuan侯雯媛Modern Romance810k WordsCompleted A village beauty and village tyrant who can plow three mu a day, paired with a sickly, shameless male God of Wealth. The whole point of this story is to have a great time. [Mutually devoted couple + strong heroine + unhinged humor + satisfying romance] Jiang Zao was the last dragon in the cultivation world. As she ascended and underwent her tribulation, a bolt of lightning struck her into one of countless little worlds. A grandmother and grandfather who favor boys over girls, an uncle's family 5.4kReads8.5Score606Shelves

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    This fried chicken book fits the bill. The heroine is a dragon and she tells the story of doing whatever she wants. All the dogs passing by are given a slap in the face and they become autistic. Hahaha.

37. 987 全 After the Whole Internet Turned Against Me, I Used My Sharp Tongue to Make the Movie Emperor Submit 全网黑后，我靠嘴炮让影帝跪服 Ping, Soon to Be Rich暴富萍Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted (Mind-reading actor and domineering CEO + goofy heroine with tons of secret identities) (Livestreaming + variety shows + secret identities + from hated by everyone to adored by everyone) Three years of supertopic sign-ins. Xia Zhixing has finally waited for Lu Sinian’s white moonlight to return. She rubs her hands together in secret, spinning around with excitement. The plot is finally about to begin. As long as she follows the plot and gets Lu Sinian together with his white moonlight, she can d 355Reads8.9Score100Shelves

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    A: The first book is simply amazing. It's so good. Ye Langlang, you are my god! B: The 2nd and 3rd books are second only to the 1st. C: The 4th is okay. D: The 5th is okay.

38. 988 地 Little Troublemaker from the Underworld: Devouring Gossip Across the Capital 地府来的小祸害，满京城吃大瓜 The Pen Name That Doesn’t Need Zhouzhou不用周周的笔名Ancient Romance1.1M WordsOngoing Qin Xiaosan is Lord Yama's darling little daughter and a notorious troublemaker in the Underworld. Because she is such a handful for her father, Lord Yama finally loses patience and tosses her into a book. Qin Xiaosan of the Pingyang Marquis's household is not only the top bully in the capital, but also its undisputed gossip queen. Putting scoundrels in their place and serving up face-slapping... Digging pits and leaving others to deal with them... The gossipy busybodies in the melon patch have 43.8kReads8.5Score4.5kShelves

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    It was very funny. I was scolded by the supervisor. I was very depressed at first, but after seeing the heroine's amazing operations, I suddenly felt better.

39. 989 三 The Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old Little Ancestor Comes Down the Mountain to Save Her Mother 三岁半小祖宗下山救娘 Orange Heart at Peace橙子心安然Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Adorable Kid + Powerful Figures + Play the Pig to Eat the Tiger + Beloved by All + Face-Slapping + System + Transmigrate + Scumbag Father Gets His Comeuppance + Mother-Daughter Bond + God of War Uncle Prince + Daily Dose of Satisfaction] (The story has only just received its rating. Some chapters are being revised and replaced, and the rating will rise later.) Thrown into the wilderness by her own father the moment she was born? Little Yu’er will remember that score. At three and a half, she co 3.8kReads7.3Score431Shelves

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    A book that makes you laugh as soon as you read it! What kind of super invincible little cutie is this? She's cute and fierce, and she's also super protective of her shortcomings. She has a full sense of justice and won't show mercy when she slaps and abuses scumbags all the way. One book is completed and the other is a sequel. I really like Little Chenyu.

40. 990 三 The Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old Family Lucky Star 三岁半，全家福星杀疯了 Orange Heart at Peace橙子心安然Ancient Romance502k WordsOngoing [The Greatest Sword Cultivator Under Heaven + A Cute Child’s Revenge + Surviving the Cold Palace + Face-slapping the Villains + The Whole Family’s Beloved + Saving Her Father at the Border + The Dethroned Crown Prince Turns the Tables + The Entire Court Kneels in Submission + From Abandoned Baby to Grand Princess Who Protects the Nation] Alternate title: The Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old Cutie Who Wiped Out the Dog Emperor’s Entire Family Shen Yu, the greatest sword cultivator under heaven, was coax 14Reads—Score—Shelves
41. 991 手 Take a Cleaver to the Power Lines, and Sparks Fly All the Way 手拿菜刀砍电线，一路火花带闪电 A Cat Is a Cat Head猫是猫猫头Ancient Romance441k WordsCompleted A new work is out! You can read my stories on Tomato Novel. I hope you’ll enjoy them. Your support motivates me to write, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well! 620Reads9.2Score120Shelves
42. 992 太 So Fake! The Capital's Princeling Insists on Pretending to Beg for Food 太茶了！京圈太子爷非要装要饭的 Grass Growing on the Bar杠上长草Modern Romance434k WordsCompleted CEO of a Wealthy Family | Overprotective Boss Lady vs. Green Tea Prince of Beijing | Older Woman-Younger Man Push and Pull | Girl Squad | Light and Sweet Romance On her thirtieth birthday, Hua Jingyao awakens the Insight Eye System. Her awful ex’s stats flash above his head: Net worth: -3.5 million. Syphilis carrier. Recommended action: destroy! She splashes red wine in his face, then turns around and picks up a handsome young man crouched by the roadside eating a boxed meal. The System scans 417Reads—Score101Shelves

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    Come on, you'll absolutely love it!

43. 993 你 You’re a Clown, I’m a Troll: Going Off the Rails in Showbiz 你沙雕，我贩剑，娱乐圈里疯癫癫 Bamboo Firefly竹萤Modern Romance241k WordsCompleted [Showbiz Livestream Dating Show + Wacky Jokes and Unhinged Antics + Transmigrate-into-a-Book System Spouting Nonsense + Sweet Romance] [Rebellious, goofy actress × Lovelorn, jokey domineering CEO] Jiang Yu transmigrates into a book and becomes the villainess in a story about a wealthy heiress who is reborn. When she binds herself to the Explosive System, her antis swarm a vegetable market, and she sabotages vegetables, hefts a goose, and plays the suona. During the money-making challenge, she be 21Reads—Score—Shelves
44. 994 沙 This Sarcastic Rebel Spills the Dirt on Anyone Who Messes with Me 沙雕全身反骨，谁惹我就爆谁料 Su Jiu'er苏九儿Modern Romance229k WordsCompleted [Tearing into trash from the start + twists + goofy comedy + variety shows + unhinged characters + livestreaming + sharp tongue] The author of The Crazy CEO’s Green Tea Wife died while rushing to finish the manuscript, then transmigrated into a book as Shi Yue, a cannon-fodder supporting actress who gets bit parts in showbiz! At home, the original Shi Yue was a tiger: a devoted wife and loving mother in public, and a vicious stepmother in private. What’s she supposed to do? No worries, she’s got 76Reads—Score—Shelves
45. 995 不 No, That’s Not How I Taught You to Cultivate Immortality 不是，教你这么修仙的 Love Turning Over爱翻身Eastern Fantasy301k WordsOngoing [Hilarious Cultivation] [Lighthearted Nonsense] Song Yu transmigrates from Blue Star to the Nine Provinces cultivation world, where he becomes an outer disciple of Qingyun Sect, one of the three greatest immortal sects under heaven. He thought cultivating immortality meant carefree days and eternal life, but after joining the sect, he discovers the truth: Outer disciple assessments are probation periods, sect missions are performance reviews, elders’ lectures are empty promises, and secluded cul 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I think this is okay

46. 996 说 We Promised to Get Stronger Together, but You Turned into a Goofball 说好一起变强，你却成了沙雕 Exhausted from Helping the Dog累死扶狗的Modern Romance51k WordsOngoing Just as Lin Wunan was about to ascend after reaching innate perfection, she was struck by lightning. With that one bolt, she went from being a cultivation-world grind king to becoming a tool character in a novel where the heroine was adored by everyone, one member of a six-girl teen idol group who called herself the heroine’s “knight.” In the novel, whenever the heroine was in trouble, the “knight” came to her rescue. Whenever the heroine made a mistake, the “knight” took the blame. The heroine 1Reads—Score—Shelves
47. 997 我 I Save the Wasteland Apocalypse with Cheating Fruit 我靠出轨水果拯救废土末世 Professional Chocolate Seller of Shredded Potatoes巧克力专业贩卖土豆丝Sci-Fi & Apocalypse431k WordsCompleted [The Red Fruit adaptation of the same name is now online! Yay, yay, yay!] [No CP + Wasteland Farming + Voluntarily Handing Everything Over to the State + Hilarious Wish-Fulfillment] (The rating just came out and there aren't many chapters yet, so it'll rise later.) The seventh year of the wasteland. Fruit has vanished. Qiao Manzhi transmigrates with an entire orchard, thinking she's got the best possible start. Then she discovers that outside, ability users and mutated beasts are everywhere, 6kReads8.0Score1.4kShelves

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    This is really hilarious

48. 998 绑 Bound to the Childbearing System, I Rise to the Top 绑定生子系统，走上人生巅峰 Spear Dipped in Poo长矛沾shiAncient Romance53k WordsOngoing (Quick transmigration + childbirth + no romance + sweet indulgence + scheming, morally dubious heroine + the author’s got a screw loose and can’t write) Xiang Qian died the day before she was due to win an international Best Actress award. Cause of death: she slipped while taking a shower and hit her head on the toilet. This time, she really did crack her head open. But fate had other plans. Heaven took pity on her, and a childbirth System called Thirteen Point bound itself to her soul. The Syst 4Reads—Score—Shelves
49. 999 剿 I Went to Suppress Bandits and Found My Own Daughter, Sending Her Chancellor Father Into a Breakdown 剿匪剿到亲闺女，丞相爹爹崩溃了 A Hint of Warmth in Early Summer浅夏微暖Ancient Romance526k WordsOngoing [Silly, No Romance] [Female Lead Stands Alone] [High-Energy, No-Brainer Wish Fulfillment] In her previous life, Song Chuyi was a top-notch bandit. When her enemies surrounded her as a group, she couldn't hold out and kicked the bucket. Reborn as an orphan girl abandoned during wartime, she was born with absurdly great strength and a divine-power buff. She could snap an ancient tree with one punch. She gathered a band of refugee underlings, built a stronghold and fortifications in the mountains, 4.6kReads6.4Score281Shelves

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    Glyph of Favoring Sand] [No CP] [No-brainer cool article] Song Chuyi was a gangster in her previous life, and her enemies couldn't even kill her even if they collected eleven trucks. Open your eyes again and transform into an orphan girl from a poor village in ancient times. He broke the ancient tree with one punch and subdued his younger brother to occupy the mountain and become the king. Regarding the arrangements for the tunnels of the bastion, several groups of troops from the imperial court came to suppress them, but they were all given nothing. The emperor slapped the table and sent the current Prime Minister Shen Yanzhi to take action - the God of War who had been granted the title of wolf in the past, gave up martial arts to become the top scholar in literature in order to marry his beloved girl, and became the Prime Minister. He became a legend of his generation. Unexpectedly, Shen Yanzhi was confused when he saw the wanted poster: the girl in the portrait looked exactly like him. They are of the same age. Could it be that she was the daughter who was lost eighteen years ago? It's called a mission to suppress bandits, but it's actually a long-distance search for relatives. In front of the two armies, he dismounted and she threw the mace. "Daughter——" "Dad——" He hugged his head and cried. The younger brother behind him and the officers and soldiers on the opposite side were all dumbfounded. Shen Yanzhi wiped away his tears and said the first thing he said: "Your wanted order is still on my father's desk." He turned around and sent a message to his wife: My daughter has been found, and she is a violent gangster. Song Chu originally thought that it would be over if he recognized his relatives, but he found out that all members of the family were ruthless. My mother was able to carry the cauldron with her own strength. My grandmother broke down the city gate with a hammer, and my grandfather was granted the title of King Bingjian by the great general of the country. She finally realized: This is not a matter of nurture, blood of gangsters, authentic inheritance from ancestors.

50. 1000 别 They Slander Me, So I Go Crazy and Tear Her Mouth Apart 别人朝我泼脏水，发疯撕烂她的嘴 Round, Fluffy, Spiky Lion圆滚滚的炸毛狮子Modern Romance109k WordsOngoing [Secret identities + wild imagination + relentless face-slapping + max-level expert + satisfying all the way through + desperately hiding her secret identity from the yandere powerhouses she once romanced] Su Mei, a quick-transmigration expert, opened her eyes to find herself the falsely accused real heiress, a cannon-fodder character who had been tortured to death. Better to go crazy and take everyone down than make herself miserable! After transmigrating into a book, while everyone else worked —Reads—Score—Shelves

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