[Hilarious Cultivation] [Lighthearted Nonsense] Song Yu transmigrates from Blue Star to the Nine Provinces cultivation world, where he becomes an outer disciple of Qingyun Sect, one of the three greatest immortal sects under heaven.
He thought cultivating immortality meant carefree days and eternal life, but after joining the sect, he discovers the truth:
Outer disciple assessments are probation periods, sect missions are performance reviews, elders’ lectures are empty promises, and secluded cultivation is unpaid overtime.
Even more absurdly, he doesn’t seem cut out for proper cultivation.
Others cultivate the Little Azure Essence Art, and vitality flows through their palms.
After Song Yu cultivates it, a tuft of grass sprouts from his palm.
Others practice the Wind-Riding Art and soar through the sky.
After Song Yu practices it, he starts cursing at the wind.
Others practice the Golden Body Art and become impervious to blades and spears.
After Song Yu practices it, the more harshly he’s scolded, the tougher his body gets.
The elders are at their wits’ end, the disciples are speechless, and the sect leader searches the rules all night, only to find that the sect has never forbidden disciples from turning cultivation techniques into accidents.
Song Yu is completely innocent.
“I’m just taking the words literally.”
From then on, Qingyun Sect has a new path to immortality that nobody will admit exists, but that works remarkably well.
Others cultivate through insight.
Song Yu cultivates through misunderstanding.
