You’re a Clown, I’m a Troll: Going Off the Rails in Showbiz

Name: You’re a Clown, I’m a Troll: Going Off the Rails in Showbiz
Author: Bamboo Firefly

你沙雕，我贩剑，娱乐圈里疯癫癫

by Bamboo Firefly (竹萤)

Status: Completed
Length: 241k Words
Genre: Modern Romance
Subgenre: Modern Romance High-Concept
Updated: 2y ago
Source: Fanqie

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【Showbiz Livestream Dating Show + Wacky Jokes and Unhinged Antics + Transmigrate-into-a-Book System Spouting Nonsense + Sweet Romance】【Rebellious, goofy actress × Lovelorn, jokey domineering CEO】 Jiang Yu transmigrates into a book and becomes the villainess in a story about a wealthy heiress who is reborn. When she binds herself to the Explosive System, her antis swarm a vegetable market, and she sabotages vegetables, hefts a goose, and plays the suona. During the money-making challenge, she becomes the chief yarn musician and starts playing yarn. The director is holding in his pee and poop. “Let the poor pee-pee and poop-poop go!” The manager is wearing over a hundred million pieces of clothing on his feet. “Unlike me, all I can do is feel sorry for my little feet.” “Go die!” “Walk your own path, and die on it!” When she binds herself to the Unconventional Love System, the two of them break into an old-person disco routine right there in the square. At their first appearance on the dating show, all the other guests arrive in luxury cars, while they roll in on a motorcycle and skateboard. Big Boss Qin trips over his own feet. “Don’t worry, I won’t care whether you live or die.” “Wifey, I got you some explosives to play with.” “You’re that vicious? Aren’t you afraid to die?” “You’re already this weak after driving a car?” “Thanks, wifey, for spreading rumors about me.” #JiangYuTheHasBeenSneaksIntoYoungMasterQinsBedAtMidnight# The head of the Qin family posts: 【Qin Yan: It’s only natural for me to climb into my wife’s bed @Jiang Yu】 The whole internet grins like a proud auntie: Qing Jiang Yu Huo forever!

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