Brother, Sister, Don't Hit Me! As If I'd Be That Good
哥哥姐姐不要打我，我很乖的才怪
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- Completed
- Length
- 601k Words
- Genre
- Modern Romance
- Subgenre
- Modern Romance High-Concept
- Updated
- 11mo ago
- English
- RandomTL: Request
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- My Whole Family Are Show-Offs, but My Little Sister Is the Supreme Goofball全家都是显眼包唯有妹妹至尊沙雕Alternate title on Fanqie
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☀️Main characters: Xing Mu & Jiang Ji 🌟Eldest Brother; Wen Louyu (President) 🌟Second Brother; Xie Zhiyi (Professor) 🌟Sister; Xin Bei 🌟Sister; Zhu Wandi 🌟Third Brother: You Zhixun (Actor) 🌟Fourth Brother: Wen Yun 🌟Fifth Brother: Lin Wangchen 🌈So relaxing, a little silly, and truly the group's darling. 🌈The female lead is lively and a bit eccentric.
My new silly and adorable novel, please give it a five-star review!
So cute! Xiao Ji is adorable, beautiful, and cool, but also incredibly funny, hahaha! She's fast and agile. Her dream is to wake up in a 200-square-meter bed, have a 300-square-meter bathroom, a 400-square-meter walk-in closet, travel from her bedroom to the living room in a luxury plane, have a hundred different dishes every day, and have roses floating in her hair when she's happy, and wild…
This book is absolutely amazing! The characters and plot are both incredibly well-developed. We have our adorable Jiang Ji, our sophisticated young CEO Brother Wen, our knowledgeable but clueless second brother Professor Xie, our handsome older sister Xin Bei, our beautiful third brother, our dramatic fifth brother, our powerful Zhu mother and devoted Wen father, our wealthy author, our Rainbow…
The female lead is super fun and hilarious, from a wealthy family and adored by everyone. There's a romantic pairing (but after reading the whole book, I don't really think they're a couple, more like friends). The following contains some spoilers. The female lead is silly and cute. She has five older brothers and two older sisters.
Who wouldn't love our Jiang Ji, who's so adorable? Haha, the last time I saw such a cute and silly author was with Gou Chang. Now I've met another one, so adorable!
It's really good, the plot is absolutely amazing! So many plot twists later on, it's fantastic!!! The story focuses on family relationships, with almost no romantic subplot. The main focus is on the daily companionship of the main couple, but it's very rare.
Ahhh, screaming, crawling, twisting! Author, please update soon! It's so good, so funny! This is my first comment! I'm so nervous! How should I put it? How many words should I type to sound eloquent? Is this a good way to put it? Will it become a trending post? Is my writing too flashy? Will people not understand it if it's too profound? How can I write something that reflects my postdoctoral level? Is writing this much in half a year too fast? I'm so excited! (Text)
It's great! The female lead is incredibly silly, and her interactions with her older brothers are hilarious. Her friends are also very funny. I hope the author updates soon; I can't wait to see what happens next! 😘😘😘
This is great! Who doesn't love reading a silly yet pampered female protagonist novel? I want more! Please, author, write a few more chapters! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)✧ Dear author, when will you write the chapter about finding his third brother?