
Brother, Sister, Don't Hit Me! As If I'd Be That Good
哥哥姐姐不要打我,我很乖的才怪
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- Completed
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- 601k Words
- Genre
- Modern Romance
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- Modern Romance High-Concept
- Updated
- 10mo ago
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- Fanqie
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☀️Protagonists: Xing Mu & Jiang Ji 🌟Big Brother; Wen Louyu (President) 🌟Second brother; Xie Zhiyi (Professor) 🌟Sister; Xin Bei 🌟Sister; Zhu Wandi 🌟Third Brother: You Zhixun (actor) 🌟Fourth brother: Wen Yun 🌟Fifth Brother: Lin Wangchen 🌈It's so easy, a little fool, and a true group favorite. 🌈The heroine has a lively personality and a bit of a little bit of a knack for it. She first appeared at the age of 14. She definitely can't fall in love, but she has a male protagonist who can be called her childhood sweetheart. 🌈The heroine has five brothers and two sisters. One brother and one sister are not related by blood to the heroine. They are sworn brothers and sisters. The other four brothers and one sister share the same father and mother as the heroine, but they are not biologically born (literally) to the heroine's mother. They are all cultivated by the container. The heroine's mother only gave birth to the heroine herself. The identity of the heroine's mother is mysterious and will be revealed later. 🌈Ps: There are no emotional scenes between the brothers and sisters because the author is too lazy to write them (no), because the love of the whole family belongs to the heroine alone! Our little heroine is just the best!
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Super pretty!,,,, Her dream is to wake up from a 200-square-meter bed, have a 300-square-meter bathroom, a 400-square-meter dressing room, take a luxury plane from the bedroom to the living room, serve a hundred dishes every day without repeating the same dish, have roses on her head when she is happy, and have roses on her head when she is sad! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha (omitting here, I want to laugh out my abs) Xiaoji's hobbies are telling funny jokes and playing games. Come and listen to my funny jokes. Xiao Ming was sick and hospitalized, and several classmates went to see him. In front of the hospital bed, the classmate asked: "What did the doctor say?" Xiao Ming: "Doctor." Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
This book is super super super super super nice. Both the characters and the plot are very well described. We have our lovely Jiang Ji, our high-class young CEO brother Mr. Wen, our second brother Professor Xie who is knowledgeable but knows nothing about games, our handsome big sister Xin Bei, and the beauty The third brother, the fifth brother who is an actor, the powerful Zhu mother and the infatuated father Wen, our author's rich wife, our Rainbow Seven team, our tenacious and smart Xing Mu... The characters are rich and full, and the more you watch, the more you watch, the plot is humorous, not sluggish at all, it is very good to watch, and it is not a loss to invest in, highly recommended! I wish the author good health and lots of code words (。・ω・。)ノ♡
The heroine is super fun, super funny, a wealthy family + a group favorite, and has a CP (but after reading the whole book, I don't feel like a CP, but more like a friend). The following contains some spoilers. The heroine is very silly and cute. She has five brothers and two sisters. The eldest brother is the boss, the second brother is a professor, the third brother and the fourth brother are twins, the third brother is an actor (not popular all over the country, he is a bit crybaby), the fourth brother is a hacker, the fifth brother is a school bully and a top student, two sisters, one sister is the supreme commander of the interstellar, and the other is a genius graduate student. Bullying of the heroine usually ends in two or three chapters, which is very satisfying, and the identity of the brother will be revealed quickly, without any delay. The only thing I don't understand is, is there really a male protagonist? I really didn't see it! ! ! I thought they would be together in the extra episode! I really didn't see it!
Our Jiang Ji is so cute, who wouldn't love her? Haha, the last time I saw such a cute and ridiculous author was Dogchang, and now I've met him again, he's so cute.
It's great to watch, and the plot is really amazing! There are so many twists and turns at the back, it's beautiful! ! ! Mainly about family affection, almost no love line. Mainly about daily companionship with CP, very few. If you like family without CP, you can also look at it. At most, you can hold hands and hug, very rarely. We have always been childhood sweethearts, childhood sweethearts, Xiao Ji and Xing Mu are really cute, I really like their personalities and how they get along with each other! Awesome! ! ! The only drawback is that the heroine's name is not nice. It's very strange. The names of the other sisters, brothers, mom, and dad, including passers-by and classmates, are all pretty good, but the heroine's name is not so good [Chigua]
Ahhhh, it's screaming, crawling and twisted. The author will update it soon. It's good-looking and funny. It's my first time to comment. I'm so nervous. How should I say it? How many words do I have to type to be literate? Is it good to say this? Will it become a hot post? Will my writing be too good? Will others not be able to understand it if I write so well? How can I write at the level of my postdoctoral fellow? After writing so much in half a year, won't it be too fast? I'm so excited (copywriter)
It's good to watch. The heroine is very silly, and her interactions with the eldest and second brothers are also very funny. Her friends are also very funny. I hope the author will update it soon. I can't wait to see the subsequent plot [Blowing Kiss][Flowing Kiss][Flowing Kiss]
It's good-looking. Who doesn't like to read novels about heroines who are both silly and doted on? I still want to read it, please author please publish some chapters! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)✧ Author, when can I write the chapter about finding his third brother?