
I've Become a Buddha, Do Not Disturb
我成佛了,勿扰
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 102k Words
- Genre
- Ancient Romance
- Subgenre
- Fantasy Romance
- Updated
- 3y ago
- English
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It's really good, short and sweet, and super funny 😂😂😂 I really like the female lead's personality; she's so good at taking down scumbags and scheming women. The male lead is also very cute and innocent, not at all yandere (obsessive/obsessive). It's not a yandere story, and both the male and female leads have very positive values.
Whose system is better? It only appears in the final chapter! Though short, it's concise and to the point. What I admire about the female lead is her bold and passionate personality. Once she chose Xie Yingjue, she devoted herself wholeheartedly to him, even if it meant standing against everyone else, and even if her lover was temporarily driven mad and didn't recognize her, she never gave up.
The book is great, the ending is quite satisfying, and there's even an unexpected twist! Haha, there really is a system! It only awakened after everyone else had become a god, and unintentionally followed in the footsteps of that matchmaker system. How could the matchmaker system possibly succeed? I recommend it to all my fellow readers; you won't regret reading it! Five stars…
It's too short! Not enough! Only 47 chapters to finish! This is the shortest story I've ever read, but it's so well-written. The female lead has a great personality—clean, decisive, and straightforward. The male lead seems a bit airheaded, so cute (but with a sweet, innocent side). The plot felt like it was on 10x speed; there were no misunderstandings, and they got together very quickly.
I really liked the male and female leads, especially the female lead. She's so eloquent and witty; it was so entertaining and hilarious! It was a bit short, though, but also just right. Overall, it was really good. This is the third cultivation novel I've finished. The male lead is also great; he's a god who only has eyes for the female lead.
Short and concise, and most importantly, it fills in the gaps in the previous story about the body! The character settings are intact, and it's very enjoyable! And there really is a system! The female lead mentions it at the beginning, and since I didn't hear any reaction, I thought it didn't exist, but it finally appears in the last chapter—the latest/easy-win system, bar none! Hhhh
This book is quite good, not dragging at all, and the ending is also quite good. 👍🏻
It's short. But the story is complete, with all the expected ups and downs. This is a story about a female protagonist who transmigrates into the world of a book, dissatisfied with the seemingly devoted original protagonist. She encounters her grandmaster, who is constantly asking people to taste his dishes, after descending the mountain. Then, they legitimately begin a romance.
Waaaaah~ The article is short, but the story is touching. Jiang Wanyu & Xie Yingjue Their story begins with Xie Yingjue's bowl of culinary disaster 😂 Xie Yingjue was a deity, living a lonely life in the world, finding life uninteresting. So he disguised himself as an ordinary person and set up a roadside stall, hoping to make life a little more meaningful.
It's great! The female lead's retorts are exactly what I sometimes think about when reading angst-filled novels. Other transmigration novel heroines speak in a very literary way, and I always wonder if they learned to speak like that in modern times. But this heroine is different; she speaks in modern language, which feels very natural.