Hilarious Stories That'll Make Your Stomach Hurt From Laughing 超级搞笑的文,搞笑的肚子痛那种
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Game Invasion: I Became Emperor Before the Players Transmigrated 游戏入侵:我称帝了玩家才穿越
[Transmigrating ahead of time + political scheming + dynastic power struggles + succubus + worlds merging] This book is also known as [I, the Empress's Fiancé, the Strongest Villain Behind the Scenes]. After waking up, Xia Chen finds himself logged into the mysterious game from his previous life ahead of schedule, starting out as the legitimate son of the Marquis of Zhendong. What? I have a younger brother named Xia Hao, who seems to have a mysterious bone inside him? It looks just like the lege
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Twin God-Tier Martial Souls, Shocking the Demon Emperor's Wife! 双生神级武魂,震惊妖帝老婆!
[Multiple heroines + shocking, passionate action + fairies and demons with unexpected sides + hilarious, outrageous “filial sons”] The thrills never stop after he leaves the mountains, and neither do the schemes. Luo Fanchen, a legendary heartbreaker and “playboy,” transmigrates and is dragged back to a village by his demoness wife from the very start. He awakens two heaven-defying, mysterious martial souls, encounters fairies and demonesses, and pulls one outrageous stunt after another… In this
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After Adopting the Down-and-Out Female Lead, I Died Horribly in Front of Her 收养落魄女主后,惨死在她面前
[In your first simulation, you transmigrate to a cultivation world.] [You become a refugee fleeing famine. Along the way, you save an abandoned baby girl and become her older brother.] [You depend on each other and become one another's only support.] [At the end of the simulation, you shield the grown girl and give your life to hold off a horde of demonic cultivators. You die, and the light in her eyes goes out too.] [In your second simulation, you transmigrate to a world where steam and mag
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Stellar-Core Prodigy: The Bottom-Ranked Good-for-Nothing Becomes a Legend 星核天才:垫底废柴她居然封神了
[Absurd comedy + face-slapping + going off the rails + a cast of lunatics + unhinged banter] An unserious, face-slapping coming-of-age power fantasy. Whoever shows up, they're all complete weirdos to begin with~ Dead last in every subject, timid and easy to bully, Party Yehong is laughed at by everyone at the Mecha Academy. They call her a good-for-nothing dunce, a bottom-feeder who doesn't belong among the elite. No one knows that this seemingly helpless girl is the last descendant of an ancien
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People Rise, Rain Clears, Yet I'm a Turtle Spirit 人会发达雨会晴,奈何我是王八精
[Hilariously absurd turtle spirit × unlucky, sharp-tongued young master] · Signed · Happy ending After cultivating for three thousand years, the turtle spirit survived the tribulation but couldn't escape the fate of being crushed to death by a boulder. Crushed to death by a rock, the turtle spirit opened her eyes again and found herself in the body of Shi Tou, a washed-up actress in the entertainment industry. Turtle: …I hate rocks. They stopped me from becoming immortal. This means war! Maybe i
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A Black Pot Falls on My Head, and the Unlucky System Is Just Out to Get Me 黑锅砸头,倒霉系统纯坑人
(Lighthearted, brainless, funny, one heroine, no harem) Lin Yi gets hit on the head with a frying pan from the start! How is transmigrating to thirty minutes ago not transmigrating? The trouble has only just begun. A life debt? No such thing. The rich young woman he saves is convinced he’s a lunatic and kindly insists on sending him to a mental hospital for “proper treatment.” And so, a chosen one with a shaved head, crushing debts, a System that cheats him until he hasn’t even got his underwear
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What Do You Mean, Evil Cultivator? My Junior Sister Is as Righteous as They Come 什么邪修啊?我家师妹超正经的
[Goofy, transmigration, unhinged, pocket dimension, cultivation with no pretensions] Miao Miaomiao transmigrates into a cultivation harem novel as a disposable side character. After the sect cuts out her heart and lungs, the original owner is dumped in the wilderness. Then she rises from the dead! With a chance to obtain an infinite pocket dimension, she decisively returns to the sect for revenge. The sect is covered in barriers? Miao Miaomiao casts a sinister glance toward the graves behind the
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My Wacky Junior Sister Loves Going Wild, Turning the Cultivation World on Its Head 沙雕师妹爱发癫,另类整顿修仙圈
[Animated series now streaming] [Complete] [Ensemble cast + no male lead] Some people transmigrate into a book as a treasure. Some transmigrate as a nobody. Yun Xi transmigrates as a vine. In the original story, she appears in just two chapters as a disposable villain in a hero-saves-the-beauty scene. After she dies, the captivating heroine takes her home, chops her into eighteen pieces, and turns them into eighteen good-luck charms for her eighteen devoted admirers. Yun Xi says, “If you’re maki
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After Twenty-Six Years of Eating Croton Seeds, I Farted Seven Female Ghosts into the Afterlife 吃巴豆二十六年,我放屁超度七位女鬼
After 26 Years of Eating Croton Beans, My Farts Have Exorcised Seven Female Ghosts
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Ten Years of Frost: In the End, Even Fate Was Hard to Defy 十载寒霜:终是难敌天命
(Male-oriented, xuanhuan, immortal cultivation, xianxia, wuxia, sword cultivator, slow burn, heart-wrenching, multiple female leads, war) He was once the Crown Prince of the Xiaoyao Kingdom, and also the fiancé Shangguan Baili had waited ten years for. On the day his kingdom fell, his face was disfigured and he was left on the brink of death. Shangguan Baili saved him with her own hands. But she failed to recognize the man before her. Taking him for a lowly good-for-nothing with nowhere to go, s
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There's Always Someone More Cautious 没有最苟的只有更苟的
What is an immortal? What is a demon? What is righteous? What is evil? It all comes down to what the victors say! With absolute power, no matter how cunning your schemes, how brilliant your plans, how overwhelming your fortune, whether you are Heaven’s favored child or blessed with one opportunity after another, you can still only be crushed… Qin Fusu of the Great Qin Dynasty had been its crown prince since childhood. As the saying goes, a man of great wealth should not sit beneath a dangerous r
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Life-Eating Firefly 噬命萤
Life-Devouring Firefly
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Rain Beneath the Eaves: Some Loves Can Only Reunite in the Rain 檐下雨,有些爱,只能在雨里重逢
Rain Beneath the Eaves: Some Loves Can Only Reunite in the Rain
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Thorny Nun: Father, Don't Look Back. Leave the Three Thousand Rioters Outside to Me! 荆棘修女:神父,别回头,外面那三千暴徒交给我!
Thorn Nun: Father, Don't Look Back. Leave the Three Thousand Rioters Outside to Me!
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Forbidden Zone Heartbeat 禁区心动
A Heart Stirred in the Forbidden Zone
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Naruto: I Defy the Heavens for Tsunade, and My Six Paths Golden Body Rejects Every Beauty 火影:为纲手逆天下,我六道金身拒尽红颜
Naruto: I Defy Heaven for Tsunade, and My Six Paths Golden Body Rejects Every Beauty
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Attack on Titan! 进击的巨人!
Attack on Titan!
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Naruto: Six Paths Naruto Wins Sakura Back, While Hinata Shakes Konoha as His First Wife 火影:六道鸣人抢回小樱,雏田为正妻震木叶
Naruto: Six Paths Naruto Wins Sakura Back, While Hinata Shakes Up Konoha as His One True Wife
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The Whole Village Calls Me a Lazy Wife, but My Hunter Husband Flirts with Me Every Night 《全村笑我懒汉媳,猎户夫君夜夜撩》
The Whole Village Calls Me a Lazy Wife, but My Hunter Husband Flirts with Me Every Night
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A Bone of Startling Grace 惊鸿骨
The Stunning Bone
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Soul of the Cold Pond: Devoted Ghost, Please Wait One More Lifetime 寒塘魂:痴情鬼,请再等一世
Soul of the Cold Pond: Devoted Ghost, Please Wait One More Lifetime
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The Weasel Spirit Demands a Title: I Grant You Eternal Damnation 黄皮子讨封:我封你永世不得超生
The Weasel Spirit Seeks a Title: I Decree You Shall Never Be Reborn
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Holy Blade Nun: Father, I'll Take On Three Thousand Thugs 圣刃修女:神父,三千暴徒我来扛
Holy Blade Nun: Father, I'll Take On the Three Thousand Rioters
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The End of Ten Days: Ashes of Reincarnation 十日终焉·轮回烬
Ten Days to the End: Ashes of Reincarnation
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One Piece: The Red Tide Returns to Sea, Reborn at Marineford 航海王:赤潮归航,顶上重生
One Piece: The Crimson Tide Sails Home, Reborn at Marineford
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The School Bully’s Love Is the Knife I Kill With 校霸的爱,是我杀人的刀
The School Bully's Love Is the Knife I Kill With
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Ten People's Secret Crushes, Only One Couple 十个人的暗恋,只成一双人
Ten Secret Crushes, but Only One Couple
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Arrogance Ruins Your Life! 傲娇毁终生!
Pride Ruins Everything!
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Tokyo, Drenched in Desire: His Kiss Fell Beneath the Moonlight on Her Collarbone 东京溺色:他的吻落在锁骨月光下
"Tokyo Drenched in Desire: His Kiss Beneath the Moonlight on Her Collarbone"
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All-Around System: The Maniac’s Lessons 全能系统疯批教学
Other people’s Systems let them fight monsters and level up or cultivate their way to a comeback. Mine is all about hands-on classes, with utterly outrageous lessons in every field! Hardcore computer practice, all kinds of ridiculous entertainment, mind-blowing high-tech inventions, and absurd classes in cultivation and the supernatural, one after another. In class, I teach people to code and hack the whole internet. After class, I teach them to dance and look cool. When I have free time, I buil
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I’ve Been Secretly in Love with Myself for Ages 我瞒着自己爱了我很久
I kept it from myself that I'd loved me for a long time
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Hilarious Heavenly Court: My Mouth Has Been Blessed 爆笑天庭:我的嘴开过光
[Everyone’s Darling + Jinxed Tongue + Sibling Shenanigans + Best Friends + Gossip-Watching + System + Learning Skills] [No Romance] [Comedy] Reborn as Nezha’s little sister, I thought I could just lie flat and enjoy being everyone’s favorite. But the moment I opened my mouth, Dad lost his beard. I opened it again, and the Southern Heavenly Gate came crashing down. The whole Heavenly Court thought my brother did it. Nezha: Go ahead and cause trouble, sis. I’ll take the blame! Li Jing: Don’t
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Everyone's Gossiping: The General's Little Cotton Jacket Has a Leak 全员吃瓜:将军的小棉袄漏风了
[Mind Reading + Gossip + Everyone's Favorite + No Romance + Lighthearted + Hilarious] Gossiping got me killed, so the underworld compensated me with a giant loudspeaker that broadcasts my thoughts! My name is Gu Niannian, a veteran gossip lover. I died at twenty-two after watching a wife and her husband's mistress tear into each other, when a flying high heel hit me squarely in the head. A rookie Grim Reaper fumbled and took the wrong soul. To make amends, the scheming King of Hell handed me the
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The Whole Universe Lies Flat, While I Become the Creator God in My Sleep 全宇宙躺平,我靠睡觉修成创世神
[Anti-Grind Cultivation + All Things Dote on Their Favorite + Hilarious, Wild Imagination + Layers Upon Layers of Hidden Origins] Others cultivate: study and train hard, slay demons, and fight tooth and nail for every opportunity. Su Nuo cultivates: sleep, daydream, snack, and watch shows. The whole sect thinks she’s a good-for-nothing, until she gains three hundred years of spiritual power from a nap and makes an entire mountain burst into bloom with a yawn. The elders go mad, her fellow disc
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I’m Not a God of Cooking 我不是煮神
Also known as My Daily Prison-Bound Food Stall, He Really Knows How to Eat, and Don't Call Me a Cook [Food + System + No Female Lead + Daily Life + Perfect Reading Companion + Comedy] How much money can you really make from running a food stall? Jiang Yun refused to believe it, until he accidentally bonded with a food-stall System. Either he follows its tasks and runs a stall to earn generous rewards, or the System forcibly deletes his account. What? You want me to sell barbecue outside a cremat
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Stop Rushing Me, I’m Already Teaching the Demon Lord How to Behave 别催了,已经在教魔尊做人了
A good-for-nothing at the Qi Refining stage, yet the world-destroying Demon Venerable holds him in the palm of his hand! With useless spiritual roots and pitiful cultivation, Lu Junmo says: Sorry, my spiritual sense is maxed out, and my logic is god-tier! Reincarnated as a good-for-nothing in Tianyan, he is grabbed by the throat from the start by the strongest Demon Venerable in the Three Realms. At death’s door, he speaks up: Boss, I’ll help you make the Demon Sect bigger and stronger! Demon Ve
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All Beings Beneath the Light 光遇众生
Adventure + high-IQ showdowns + suspicious, scheming characters + no female lead + ensemble cast + slow pace + revelations about the world’s truth, layer by layer (A Sky: Children of the Light fanfiction) After transmigrating into the world of Sky: Children of the Light, the Duke becomes a Light Child manipulated by the ancestors. “Go make an offering,” they say. “It is your supreme glory.” He believes them and fights his way forward with his companions, only to discover the horrifying truth aft
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Great Ming: I'm Zhu Yuntong, and I Do Whatever I Want! 大明:我朱允熥嚣张整活!
[Wild imagination + outrageous antics + no suffering in silence + comedy + absurdity + shamelessness + loves putting on a show!] As a streamer known for outrageous stunts, he claims he was Zhu Yuntong in his previous life? And he says pulling stunts earns rewards? The rewards range from tissues to becoming an immortal... In that case, Great Ming, here I come! [Task detected: Pull a stunt in the Imperial Kitchen and win people over with food!] [Task detected: Pull a stunt at court and enrage
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Great Tang: I’m Li Xiao, with Xiao as in Arrogant 大唐:小爷李嚣,嚣张的嚣
[Lighthearted comedy] [Pure entertainment] [Social butterfly] [Rebel troublemaker] [Alternate history] [Archaeology] [Young girlfriend] [No dragging things out, no angst. If there's angst, the author is a dog] [Super satisfying] Your young master here is Li Xiao. That's Xiao as in arrogant. Li Er: “You rebellious brat, you've gone too far...” Huh? Old man, you're yelling at me? Hang him from the Taiji Hall. Zhangsun Wuji: “Your Majesty, I beg you to let my son marry Princess Changle...” Huh? Unc
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The Tang Dynasty’s Number One Bear Cub 大唐第一熊孩子
He transmigrates to the Zhenguan era of the Tang Dynasty and becomes Li Shimin's ninth son, Li Zhi. He's only four years old from the start, and he has the Mischief-Making Demon King System. What's a pigeon carrying an urgent message over a hundred thousand li? Roast it! What's an imperial edict? Draw on it! What's Li Er? Take him on! Li Er: "Wang De, how has Zhinu been doing with his studies lately?" Wang De: "Your Majesty, Kong Yingda has already become Prince of Jin's tutor!" Li Er: "What?" W
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A Different Ming Dynasty: I Became a Saint with a Hundred Lives 异世大明:我用一百条命成圣
Alternate-history Ming Dynasty / Fighting for the People / The Art of Toppling Dragons / Loyal Ministers Who Risk Their Lives to Remonstrate / Rules Horror Lately, the atmosphere at court in the Fengtian Hall has grown rather grim. For several days in a row, officials from one particular residence have been risking their lives to remonstrate, and they really do die on the spot. “I stake my life on this remonstrance!” Here we go again. But Emperor Zhu Chongba has changed his approach, too. “Do yo
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You Chose Me as Censor, Li Shimin, So Why Are You Crying? 选我当御史,李世民你哭什么
[Hilarious, satisfying, lighthearted, historical, ancient China] Cheng Jun transmigrated to the third year of the Zhenguan era in the Tang Dynasty, becoming the son of the military officer Cheng Yaojin. As it happened, Li Shimin was recruiting imperial censors! Years later, Li Shimin said to the Crown Prince, “Cheng Jun is a peerless sword of our Great Tang. Only a virtuous person can wield him. You're young, so I'll leave him to you.” The Crown Prince burst into tears. “I don't want it anymore!
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Great Tang: The Imperial Preceptor Is Lacking in Virtue 大唐:国师大人五行缺德
[Great Tang] + [Transmigration] + [Power fantasy] + [Analects-style fighting] April, the second year of Zhenguan. A thunderous crash rang out, and this young master made a dazzling entrance. Wondering where the crash came from? Sorry, that was the sound of this young master smashing a hole in the roof of the Taiji Palace. Si Huainian fell from the sky and punched a hole in the Taiji Palace roof, but he wasn't worried. As a transmigrator, there was no way he'd get thrown into the imperial prison
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Three Kingdoms: From the Start, I Offered Cao Cao a Plan and Founded the Tomb-Raiding Corps 三国:开局献计曹操,成立摸金校尉
After transmigrating to the end of the Eastern Han dynasty, Yang Ling originally planned to assist Liu Bei and accomplish great things. But their views clashed, and after they argued, Zhang Fei gave him a sound thrashing. In a fit of anger, Yang Ling chose to join Cao Cao, who had only just started building his power. From now on, I, Yang Ling, have only three things to do: eat, sleep, and beat Liu Bei! Liu Bei: If only I had known Yang Ling was such a genius, I wouldn't have let him go so easil
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The Tang Dynasty’s Eldest Grandson: Grandpa, Want a Chicken Cutlet? 大唐皇长孙:皇爷爷!你吃鸡排吗
Li Yi transmigrates into the past and becomes Li Shimin’s eldest grandson! He gets the Old Geezer Treasure Chest System, which binds him to Li Shimin. All he has to do is get under Old Li’s skin to trigger a treasure chest drop! Li Yi: “Grandpa Emperor, do you want some chicken?” Li Shimin: “Good grandson, Grandpa Emperor doesn’t eat any.” Li Yi: “Then I’ll eat it!” Li Shimin: “Good grandson, do you want some lychees?” Li Yi: “Sure!” Li Shimin: “Grandson, how have your studies been going lately?
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No Beggars, Monks, Big-Footed Women, or Dogs Allowed 乞丐和尚大脚女人与狗不得入内
After transmigrating to the Ming dynasty, Chen Lin got the good news that he was born into a landowning family, and the bad news that his parents had both died, his inheritance had been seized, and he had ultimately been kicked out of the house. Fine, fine. If you won't let me live, then we'll all die together. The System said that if Zhu Yuanzhang kills me, I can return to the modern world. Let's see how this goes... Chen Lin: Esteemed guest, this dish is called Pig Yuan Palm. It comes from Fen
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Great Tang: My Father Is Cheng Yaojin 大唐:家父程咬金
A fine young man from the 21st century unexpectedly transmigrates into the body of Cheng Yaojin's third son. Li Shimin: “Last night, I dreamed that Cheng Chubi, that little bastard, was sitting in a gaudily decorated carriage, calling me an old geezer and saying he had come to the palace to pick up my daughter!” Li Yuan: “You little rascal! Hurry up and arrange the full deluxe package of your health club services for me!” Li Chengqian: “Brother Cheng, you really... I'm in tears...”
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Great Ming: The Troublemaking Imperial Grandson Has Zhu's Blood Pressure Rising Again 大明:混世皇孙,老朱血压又高了
He transmigrated and became Zhu Xiongying, the Ming dynasty’s ill-fated Crown Prince’s eldest son, who died young. Luckily, he awakened a life-extending System. As long as he kept causing trouble and playing pranks, he could extend his life! He beat up Zhu Yunwen and pranked Zhu Biao. He even went after Zhu Yuanzhang, who was nearly fifty! Just as the entire Ming court was being driven to despair by his antics, everything suddenly took a turn! Xu Da: “Your Highness, I’d be honored to become your
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He Can Knock Lü Bu Out with One Punch, and You Call Him a Strategist? 他一拳能打死吕布,你管这叫谋士
Synopsis: Wang Xiao transmigrates to the end of the Han dynasty and obtains the Peerless Strategist System. But its reward is maxed-out combat ability, and he can only keep it permanently by becoming a strategist. With no other choice, Wang Xiao goes to Cao Cao to apply for a strategist position. On his very first day, he beats Dian Wei to a pulp right in front of Cao Cao. Dian Wei: "I knew I might lose, but I never thought I'd lose to a strategist!" Lu Bu: "Cao Cao's forces must really be short
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Great Ming: From the Start, I Grabbed the Imperial Seal and Took on Old Zhu 大明:开局拿玉玺和老朱刚
The jade seal in hand from the start? Why bother fighting to be Crown Prince? Let's rebel! If Zhu Chongba can sit on that throne, then I, Zhu Yuntong, can sit on it too! One day, Zhu Yuntong stood with his hands on his hips, facing Zhu Yuanzhang. “Yuanzhang, your grandson has rebelled.” “Surrender. My men are everywhere outside.” Zhu Yuanzhang was overjoyed. “Wonderful, my grandson! You really went through with it?” “My grandson's staging a rebellion, so why aren't you wearing the imperial robe?
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