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1. 951 老 My Wife Exposes My Secret Stash on Livestream, Shocking the World 老婆直播曝光我私房钱，震惊世界 Little Jiu Ya小玖丫Urban392k WordsCompleted Also known as: Oh No, I Can’t Keep My Secret Stash of Money Hidden Anymore [Urban life + livestream + sweet romance + doting love + tycoon] Su Bai married the campus goddess Lin Qianyu. After the wedding, Su Bai became a rideshare driver, while his wife stayed home as a full-time streamer. They’d been married for years, but every day still felt like dating. They were happy enough. Until one day, Lin Qianyu opened a tub of instant noodles and found it full of bright red 100-yuan bills. The viewer 1.5kReads8.7Score130Shelves

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   I found these two books on Douyin (TikTok), and they're absolutely amazing, especially the first one, I laughed so hard [laughing emoji]. The male lead's wife is a livestreamer! He has a secret stash of money tracking system, which he's kept perfectly hidden for two years. One day, during his livestream, his wife opened a flavor of instant noodles that wasn't available in stores, and inside she found RMB (Chinese currency).

2. 952 综 A Mad Goddess in Disguise as a Man? 综穿：疯批女神竟然是女装大佬 Golden Branch of December十二月的金枝Two Male Leads1.1M WordsCompleted Shipping couples: Ping Xie, Hei Hua, GGAD, and more A chaotic mashup of novels and films + a genuinely insane protagonist + a cross-dressing master + two male leads + a mountain of original lore + an alternate-universe mini-world Part One, First Treatment: The Lost Tomb + The Outcast + Harry Potter + Twilight + The Mummy What is the ultimate form of a cross-dressing master? It is becoming a god, with even your statues wearing dresses, while still having a prominent Adam's apple. Zhang Qiyuan 1.5kReads8.9Score138Shelves

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   I highly recommend the sixth book; it's incredibly good, as you can tell from how long I've read it, and I've reread it several times.

3. 953 西 Journey to the West: Breaking the Mold and Making the Buddha Cry 西游：反套路气哭如来 I Just Love Eating Meat就是喜欢吃肉Eastern Fantasy1.4M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted] [Funny] [Ridiculous] [Anti-Trope] Sun Xiaowu transmigrates into the world of Journey to the West as the yet-to-be-born Stone Monkey, and obtains the strongest Anti-Trope System. He manually adjusts the time of his birth, emerging three hundred years early and leaving the Buddha utterly stunned. From then on, Sun Xiaowu refuses to play by the rules. He won't become the Monkey King... He won't go seek a master... He won't wreak havoc in Heaven... Sun Xiaowu: I had no choice before. 632Reads9.0Score109Shelves

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   Trust me, you'll laugh until your stomach hurts! [Laughing emoji]

4. 954 守 After Three Years as a Widow, I Took Grandma to Join My Officer Husband 守寡三年我带奶奶投奔军官老公啦 Wasabi Lemon芥末柠檬Modern Romance414k WordsCompleted The short drama is now streaming: The Lucky Wife of the 1970s: Her Tomb Raider Secret Identity Is Out! [Cold, tough military officer × female tomb raider, who later joins a research institute to serve her country] [Alternate-history military marriage + tomb-raiding System + married first, love later + raising kids + mind-reading + one-on-one, both leads inexperienced in love + nine-year age gap] [Reader's guide: The early chapters have a few plot holes, and the story is a silly comedy with no lo 10.9kReads8.6Score1.2kShelves

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   🔥Driven by poverty, the female lead, Jiang Yao, returned to her old profession. But no sooner had she emerged from the tomb than she was arrested. In the interrogation room: "Name?" "Jiang Yao" "Gender?" "Female" "What were you doing?" "Digging up my husband." [Awkward laugh] Everyone: Then her husband, with a dark expression, pushed open the door…

5. 955 直 Livestreaming Coastal Foraging: From the Start, I Found a Body Bag! 直播赶海：开局怒捡裹尸袋！ No Days Off没有休息日Urban241k WordsCompleted [No heroine]+ [Livestreamed beachcombing]+ [Treasure hunting]+ [Arrests] Zhou Hui transmigrates to a parallel world and discovers that he’s taking part in a livestreaming show. He’s randomly assigned to the beachcombing competition. The beginner’s gift awakens his koi-like luck, allowing him to automatically stumble across every valuable object near the beach. The problem is, most of what he digs up has absolutely nothing to do with seafood. On his first day beachcombing, he unearths a body bag 29Reads7.5Score—Shelves
6. 956 英 I’m a Hero, but I’ve Ended Up on the Streets, Kept by the Demon King 英雄的我流落街头，被魔王包养了 The Starving Turtle饿死的龟Urban2.7M WordsOngoing [Everyday life] [One heroine] [Plenty of sweetness] “My name is Lin En. I'm a hero... or rather, I used to be one.” In the ruins, a radio crackled to life: “Hero Lin En has killed his former comrades! The Hero Association launched a desperate assault, but all thirteen S-rank heroes were wiped out... The Federation has sentenced Lin En for crimes against humanity! Wanted throughout the Federation!” On a stormy night, the retired Demon King Keliya opened the door. Her mortal enemy 59.3kReads9.4Score8.5kShelves

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   A comedic story where an alien race threatens the entire world's lives, and the protagonist chooses to lie in the enemy's home. 🔥🔥🔥 Urban fantasy, single female lead, top-rated, highly recommended! 🔥🔥🔥 Lynn was originally a world hero, but later became a wanted man throughout the Federation. When humanity was once again in grave danger, 🍁🍁🍁 Lynn rolled over and decided to save the world. Is sleeping with your wife more comfortable? Demon Queen Keria looked at the guy lying motionless in her house. Was she... Being taken advantage of?

7. 957 官 After Announcing We're Expecting, the Villain Is Forced to Turn Over a New Leaf 官宣有崽后，反派被迫从良 Jiang Xiaokui江小葵Modern Romance660k WordsCompleted Animated series: Silly, adorable little darling, your kitty is here~ [Everyone's Darling] + [Little One] + [No Romance] Original title: After Announcing Their Baby, the Villain Was Forced to Turn Over a New Leaf Everyone knows the Fu family of the imperial capital is a prestigious clan. The five young masters are all exceptional talents, but each has a peculiar personality. The family patriarch is even more ruthless and utterly indifferent to others. That is, until they adopted a little girl fro 19.4kReads9.3Score1.3kShelves

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   [Heart][Angry][KISS] My 9.7! Show this to everyone! It's the best on the entire Tomato website! [Flying Kiss][Admiring][Drooling] Early this morning, the housekeeper discovered her little princess was missing. Checking the security camera footage, she found her climbing into the car with her backpack, then hiding in her brother's backpack, which he carried to school. Her brother's classmates fed her, and at the same time, the teacher confiscated her belongings. The adorable little one even waved to her brother, saying, "Brother, Yao Yao got confiscated! Don't forget to come get your nest after school!"

8. 958 七 The 1970s: The Hated Couple Goes Wild in the Compound 七零：万人嫌夫妇，大院发癫 Bobo Bedhead啵啵呆毛Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [1970s setting + delightfully unhinged and a little funny + violent, crazy heroine + spoiled, two-faced, scheming young husband + both leads join the army later] Ye Sanqiu is notorious as the most hated person in Trumpet Flower Brigade. The villagers and her own family have suffered endlessly at her hands... Granny Ye and the brigade leader are going gray from worry. Left with no choice, Granny Ye hands her a letter of introduction and a marriage certificate. “Sanqiu, you've wreaked havoc all ov 56.4kReads9.0Score6.3kShelves

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   I think these books are hilarious! The first one features Ye Sanqiu, a rather eccentric woman, both eccentric and powerful. The second one is hilarious from beginning to end 😂😂😂 You might think it's scary, but it's also very funny, funny with a touch of horror 😂😂😂 The third one, a tomb raiding story, is also funny? You'll see for yourself~~ The last three are super super super super super sweet!!!

9. 959 踹 I Dumped My Poor, Good-for-Nothing Boyfriend for a Powerful Brocade Guard 踹掉穷渣男，我选权势滔天锦衣卫 Gathering Vetch, Gathering Vetch采薇采薇Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Hilarious] + [Lighthearted] + [Good values]: How do you turn an aloof, celibate man into a clingy puppy? Rong Shu raises her hand: I know this one! She transmigrated into an orphan whose parents had died, struggling to survive while caring for her younger brother. To protect herself, she spread the word everywhere that she was involved with Wei Yan, the Commander of the Embroidered Uniform Guard. Before long, the men who had been targeting her ran off with their tails between their legs. Rong S 25.7kReads9.2Score3.6kShelves
10. 960 网 Online Game: I'm the Saintly Thief. What's the Harm in Borrowing a Few Billion Artifacts? 网游：我盗圣，借亿点神器怎么了 One-Eared独耳Sports4.1M WordsOngoing [Game and Reality Merge + Reborn + Invincible + Feel-Good] When the game merged with reality, Gu Nan fought for humanity in his previous life, crushing the myriad races and protecting humanity's bloodline. But to obtain a divine status from the gods, his fiancée, Qin Mengyao, stabbed him in the back. Reborn, Gu Nan decided to start over and lead humanity in suppressing the myriad races! Faced with the chance to choose his class again, Gu Nan chose the hidden class [Heaven-Stealing Divine Shadow] 26.9kReads7.9Score2.5kShelves
11. 961 说 You Said This Was Archaeology, So Why Is Your Comic Coming True? 说好考古，你这漫画都成真了？ I'm Li Yuanfang, and I'm Awesome我李元芳超棒Urban2.1M WordsCompleted She transmigrated to a world with a huge gap in its historical record! Thanks to the System, she went on an archaeological expedition! But then everything Qin Feng said came true! Livestream viewers: Everything in your comics has come true, and you still say you’re doing archaeology? Qin Feng: Shh, I really am a comic artist. Don’t slander my reputation! Livestream viewers: Then what about your Qilin tattoo? Qin Feng: ... Livestream viewers: What’s the deal with your tomb-raiding token? Qin Feng 35.2kReads8.5Score7.9kShelves
12. 962 你 You Peddle Nonsense, I Go Off the Rails: I'm the Boss of Shengjing 你贩剑，我发癫，盛京城里我是爹 Tang Jiujiu糖酒酒Ancient Romance1.2M WordsOngoing [Transmigrate into a Book + Palace and Household Intrigue + Pop-Culture References + Subverting Tropes + Shamelessly Outrageous] Feng Xi, an apocalypse powerhouse, transmigrated into a male-oriented son-in-law novel and became the princess wife of the overpowered male lead, Qi Xiao. The princess was as foolish as a pig, selfish and cruel. She tormented Qi Xiao in every way, and in the end he cut off her hands and feet and threw her into Snake Valley, where countless snakes tore her apart. Feng X 2.1kReads9.3Score208Shelves

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    💦🤺💨‼️ Humorous language! Tan Lingyin, a writer of folk tales based on the real-life Tang Tianyuan, becomes a sensation, much to the chagrin of the real Tang Tianyuan. Tang Tianyuan goes to his post to investigate a case, while Tan Lingyin applies for a job as his advisor. The two, destined to clash, embark on a hilarious and comical daily life of solving cases. ᥬ🌝᭄

13. 963 重 Back to the Golden Year of 1998: From Comeback to the Top 重回黄金九八：从逆袭到巅峰 Gou Erhe狗二河Urban1.5M WordsCompleted [Outrageously satisfying + revenge + laugh-out-loud comedy + unhinged male lead + no putting up with mistreatment!] The unhinged male lead, Li Linchun, is reborn in 1998. The campus belle, a green-tea schemer, publicly accuses him of peeping on girls bathing! Li Linchun goes on a revenge-fueled rampage! He turns into a madman! He gets even the moment someone crosses him! He beats up the campus belle and knocks out her front teeth! The pancake-faced dean of discipline takes her side? He beats the 16.7kReads8.7Score1.3kShelves

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    This book is incredibly satisfying, full of revenge, hilarious, and features a crazy male protagonist. You won't feel stifled at all; you'll be laughing so hard you'll be rolling around in bed, pounding the bed! [Laughing and crying emojis] The title initially caught my attention, but after reading just the first chapter, pfft... Hahaha! [Laughing and crying emojis] From the moment the protagonist knocked out the school beauty's front tooth, I started laughing! [Facepalm emojis] It's hilarious, incredibly satisfying, and full of revenge—the more you read, the more addictive it becomes…

14. 964 御 Beast Taming: A Pocket-Sized Post-Apocalyptic World 御兽：随身带着末世小世界 Ninety-Seven九十七Urban1.3M WordsCompleted [Signed for a print edition, so enjoy with confidence] [Rotting Slime], [Abomination Giant], [Bloodflame Saint] [Little Ice Dragon], [Frost Lord], [Frostglow Bone Dragon] [Soul-Attracting Banner], [Soul-Summoning Banner], [Human Emperor Banner] Qian Er transmigrates to a world of beast tamers and becomes a dark-type beast tamer, but his progress is slow because he has no resources. Fortunately, he awakens an apocalypse portal that lets him travel to an apocalyptic world. There, he can feed flesh 21.7kReads8.9Score2.1kShelves

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    🔥🔥🔥This is absolutely the strongest beast taming novel! The content is exciting and interesting, completely crushing everyone else's skills!🍁🍁🍁 The dark-style beast tamer protagonist awakens the talent "Double Transmigration to the Apocalypse," allowing him to travel to the apocalyptic era to obtain the "flesh," "bones," and "souls" of zombies to enhance his dark-style beast taming abilities, enabling them to evolve infinitely!🔥🔥🔥 "Burning Blood Saint," "Frosty Bone Dragon," and "Ten Thousand Soul Banner" are all powerful allies of the protagonist.

15. 965 公 The Office Is Full of My Ex-Girlfriends. How Am I Supposed to Work Here? 公司里全是前女友，这班能上？ Level Zero Newbie零号萌新Urban898k WordsOngoing [Everyday Office Life + Slow-Burn Love Triangle + No System] Question: “What would happen if a company were staffed entirely by women?” Answer: “They’d fight among themselves, then the company would go under and everyone would lose their jobs.” Question: “What if they were all your ex-girlfriends?” Answer: “That’s a little terrifying. Let’s change the subject.” Li Xinghai had never given this question much thought before he started at the company. But when it suddenly became a reality right befo 9.2kReads9.0Score820Shelves

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    💥💥💥Oh my god! This book is so good! It's absolutely hilarious, laugh-out-loud funny, and will keep you laughing non-stop. You definitely won't regret reading it. The male lead just wants to work and earn a living. He finally gets a good job, but it turns out the whole company is full of his ex-girlfriends. It's like a chaotic battleground! How can he possibly go to work like this? It's so funny, I can't live without laughing! 🤦

16. 966 北 The Grave Robbers' Chronicles: Northern School 北派盗墓笔记 Yun Feng云峰Mystery4.5M WordsOngoing [Published in print and available online] [The Beipai Notes horizontal-screen drama is now streaming] [Tomb Raiding + Mystery + Antiques] I'm a poor kid from a mountain village in Northeast China. In the early twenty-first century, hoping to make something of myself, I joined a northern tomb-raiding crew. From south to north, I've seen every side of the underworld and crossed paths with people from all walks of life. Over the years, I went from a young man to a middle-aged one. My drinking got b 956.6kReads9.6Score123.1kShelves
17. 967 强 The Campus Hottie I Forced to Love Me Was Bitter and Cold, So She Stopped Chasing Me After Being Reborn 强扭的校草酸又涩，重生她不追了 Dao Shangxie刀上邪Modern Romance300k WordsCompleted [Reborn + devoted one-on-one romance + both leads are pure and each other's first + a long road to winning her back] In her previous life, Su Jiani fell in love with the campus heartthrob at first sight. She pursued him for years without success, then resorted to despicable tactics to get pregnant and marry him. Knowing he didn't love her, she gradually lost hope. Reborn before the college entrance exams, she no longer clings to him for help with homework. She gets high marks, but doesn't apply 49.2kReads8.9Score3.8kShelves
18. 968 这 This Is Definitely Not a Cultivation Game! 这根本不是修仙游戏！ Want to Raise a Big Cat想养一只大猫Eastern Fantasy614k WordsOngoing Yun Mo: "I've always believed that cultivating immortality should be elegant, handsome, and beautiful." Reporter: "Is that why you carry a decorative sword around?" Yun Mo: "Let me say it again: it's not decorative, it's not decorative!" Reporter: "Then why don't you get a girlfriend?" Yun Mo: "..." The latest issue of Cultivation Daily is out. "Shocking! A Certain Single Cultivator Attacks a Reporter in the Street with a Decorative Sword!" [Realms: Foundation Establishment, Golden Core, Nas 40Reads8.9Score—Shelves

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    The first book is about a body cultivator who wanted to become a magic cultivator but ended up going astray on his cultivation path. The second book is about waking up to find himself transmigrated. Cultivation is all about having fun. Everyone in the sect is so unserious, so I'll be even more unserious. The third book is about watching my live stream. You can cultivate too!

19. 969 弱 I'm a Weakling, Yet the Righteous Call Me the Supreme Saint-Demon 弱鸡的我，却被正道人士奉为无上圣魔 Ouyang Yun欧阳晕Eastern Fantasy2.6M WordsOngoing [A fresh take on misdirected assumptions + new twists + all kinds of reversals + pretending to be a tiger to eat a pig + wild fantasy ideas + lighthearted comedy] My name is Zhang Mo, and my family has been dirt-poor for generations. Yesterday, while I was farming, the local sect dragged me off to fill a vacancy. After I got up the mountain, I found out that our sect was actually an evil demonic cult. Even worse, after just one day on the job, they wanted me to become the sect leader. Damn this 7.8kReads9.2Score622Shelves

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    This hilarious Dihua article is highly recommended!

20. 970 上 Double Happiness 上上禧 Liu Qi鎏旗Modern Romance458k WordsCompleted [Marriage First, Love Later + Older Man + Secret Crush + Both Leads Are Inexperienced] Song Xi had a good friend. Her friend said her second brother was rich and handsome, tall with long legs, and urged Song Xi to go on a blind date and win him over. Then she could become her beloved second sister-in-law. Song Xi got carried away and agreed. The good news: They slept together. The bad news: She slept with the wrong person. The crazy news: She got a marriage certificate with the wrong person. Whe 52.6kReads9.0Score8.2kShelves
21. 971 我 I'm Just a Mortal, So Why Does Everyone Call Me the Holy Land's Ancestor? 我一凡人，为啥都叫我圣地老祖？ Silver Vow银色誓言Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted [Fantasy + Misunderstandings + Light System + Subverting Tropes + Funny and Easygoing] My name is Lin Fan, and I’m in a real fix. I have no cultivation, no schemes, and no connections, yet I’ve suddenly been mistaken for the ancestor of a sacred land and saddled with the fate of all humanity. This plot doesn’t seem right! “Just as expected of the Ancestor. None of us can see through your cultivation!” That’s because I don’t have any cultivation at all! “The Ancestor’s brilliant plans have dealt 64.6kReads9.3Score7.7kShelves
22. 972 零 Zero-Degree Intimacy 零度暧昧 Lan Sheng澜笙Modern Romance335k WordsCompleted [The print edition goes on sale across all platforms on August 1] [Short drama now streaming] Previously titled: Zero-Degree Intimacy [One-on-one romance + both leads’ first love + happy ending + secret marriage + sweet romance ♥ Double-layer milk foam, 70% sugar!] (Rich, sharp-tongued, scheming investor Jian Yuchen VS money-loving, mischievous young designer Wen Ni) In a nutshell: She married her nemesis. In physics, zero degrees is the point where ice and water coexist. Zero-degree intimacy is 79.3kReads9.5Score9.4kShelves
23. 973 西 Journey to the West: Sun Wukong Eats Tang Sanzang and Kills Zhu Bajie 西游，孙悟空吃唐僧肉，杀猪八戒 The World's Mightiest Little Fox宇宙无敌小狐狸Eastern Fantasy80k WordsCompleted Five hundred years after their journey to the West, Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, Tang Sanzang, and Sha Wujing reunite. This time, they aren't going west to fetch the scriptures. They're searching for the forty-nine sariras to bring Buddha Tathagata back to life. A fearsome demon, the Ape Ghost King, is wreaking havoc across the Three Realms, and only Buddha Tathagata can pin him beneath Five Finger Mountain. Five hundred years have passed, and everything has changed. Sun Wukong loves eating Tang Sanza 22Reads—Score—Shelves

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    It's hilarious.

24. 974 奇 A Strange Haha 奇怪的哈哈 Little Zuo Is at a Loss没招的小左Two Female Leads275k WordsOngoing In Wuyun Country, there’s this strange girl who’s always running into bizarre things in her everyday life. Yet in every one of these strange encounters, she somehow meets someone who loves her beyond measure. Isn’t that strange? 136Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Interesting, quite good-looking.

25. 975 我 My Husband Is Too Frail to Care for Himself 我的夫君柔弱不能自理 Diligent but Silent勤不语Ancient Romance590k WordsCompleted [Signed for publication] I saved the whole capital by slacking off! I conquered the world through sheer bluster! Excerpt 1: “Your Highness, the Consort has been completely taken in by the Princess Consort. His Majesty wants us to pay compensation.” Jiang Chonghua: “Tell Father that if he has the nerve, he can talk to the Princess Consort himself.” “Your Highness, His Majesty wouldn’t dare. He says he’s afraid he’ll get dragged into it too.” Excerpt 2: “Your Highness, our two nations are at war, 23kReads9.2Score2.4kShelves

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    Jiang Chonghua: "Tell Father Emperor, if you're so capable, let him and the Princess Consort dominate the whole world by deceiving him!" Your Highness, the Imperial Concubine has been deceived by the Princess Consort and is now ill. The Emperor... > I save the entire capital by playing dumb! Excerpt 1: "They want us to pay compensation." He said. > Excerpt 2: "Let the Princess Consort try." "No, let the Princess Consort use her words to deceive." "How to try? Let the Princess Consort lead troops into battle?" "Your Highness, the two countries are at war, and our side is weak. The Emperor said, let the Princess Consort..." "Your Highness, the Emperor dares not, the Emperor said he is afraid of losing himself as well."

26. 976 两 I Wake Up Ready to Fight. If the Villain Won't Do It, I Will 两眼一睁就是干，反派不干我来干 King of Cuteness勾锥大王Modern Romance1.5M WordsCompleted Guan Yu accidentally transmigrates into a book and discovers she has become the vicious supporting female character in a domineering CEO novel: the early-dead wife of the story’s big bad. The System she gets bound to isn’t a redemption System, but a Villainess System. As the name suggests, a villainess targets everyone equally and makes sure nobody has a good time! On a dating reality show, each pair of contestants is given a limited budget. Every other team keeps generously offering to let the 48.5kReads9.1Score6.2kShelves

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    Hilarious and funny story 🥰🥰🥰🥰 1. Everyone is fighting tooth and nail for Ji Huan. [All the beauties in the world are His Majesty's subjects. His Majesty's boundless love simply wants to give all the beauties in the world a home.] [His Majesty's desire to enjoy life is ordained by Heaven. His Majesty's suffering is the suffering of the world; His Majesty's joy is the joy of the world.] Ji Huan exclaims excitedly, "Well said! Confer the title of 'dog official'!" The fans don't know which couple to ship.

27. 977 黄 Weasel Spirit! Do I Look Like a Human or a God to You? 黄皮子！你看我像人还是像神？ China's Famous Double Standard中国驰名双标Mystery2.7M WordsCompleted No specialist knowledge here, just a story. [A little horror + a whole lot of comedy + no female lead, no romance] When I was a kid, I took a nighttime shortcut and saw a weasel worshipping the moon. Remembering a story my grandma had told me, I worried it might ask me to grant it a title, so, on a whim, I shouted at it first: “Weasel! Do I look more like a person or a god to you?” The weasel froze for a moment, then said I looked like a dumbass! But from that day on, I really did become an idio 30.3kReads9.1Score2.6kShelves

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    This is an incredibly hilarious story. The first book is absolutely brilliant—a human demanding a title from a weasel is unheard of! It's hilarious.

28. 978 我 I'm Not Mentally Ill! There's Just a God Living Inside Me 我不是精神病！我只是体内有尊神 Lie Flat Salty Fish Bishop躺平的咸鱼主教Urban1.2M WordsOngoing [Purely unhinged comedy + a tiny bit of angst, but it won't affect the lunatic plot, hehe + no formulaic tropes + no couples + not an invincible power fantasy (readers who mind, beware) It starts very slowly but takes off completely later! (˶‾᷄ ⁻̫ ‾᷅˵)] Note: This story contains some mature and unusual content. Please read with discretion! Also, the protagonist is a lifelong bachelor and will never have a romance or flirtation with any character! Don't see a female character and immediately call 14.1kReads9.4Score1.2kShelves

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    This book made me feel the power of words; some of the details were truly moving.

29. 979 坟 I Set a Stool by the Grave and Overheard the Wrong Gossip, Then Slapped Him Across the Face 坟前摆凳吃错瓜，反手给他一嘴巴 Luo Xiaoyao骆小妖Modern Romance1.5M WordsOngoing [No Romance + Metaphysics + Supernatural + Satisfying Revenge + Lighthearted + Playing the Fool to Catch the Enemy Off Guard] Jiang Nanshu, the only child at Changqing Temple, went down the mountain to earn a living after the college entrance exams. Penniless, she discovered that a funeral home was hiring night watchmen for 800 yuan a night. The only requirement was an exceptionally strong birth chart. Jiang Nanshu eagerly raised her hand. “Me, me, me!” Even if a corpse rose in the middle of 20.7kReads9.3Score2.2kShelves
30. 980 一 One Crazy Person Is Twice the Fun, Two Are Ten Times the Fun 一个疯批一倍爽，两个疯批十倍爽 Half a Moonbeam半朵月光Modern Romance635k WordsCompleted (The short dramas Family Feud and Moonlit Splendor are streaming on Hongguo. The King of the Mental Asylum X the Master of the Isolated Prison, devoted and formidable madcaps, fake heiress + face-slapping the scum + solving cases and mysteries + comedy + sweet romance) After spending ten years in a mental asylum, Feng Zhi was brought back to the Feng family on one condition: she couldn’t bully the fake heiress. The fake heiress fell down. “Sister pushed me…” Feng Zhi pushed her over. The fake he 6.3kReads9.0Score813Shelves
31. 981 豪 A Bodyguard for a Tycoon, Treated Like a Baby by a Dark, Brooding Villain 豪门当保镖，阴湿反派拿我当宝宝 Splendor Fades了了繁华Modern Romance579k WordsCompleted Wen Ying transmigrates into a story about a real and fake heiress, becoming the real heiress who gets tortured to death. On her first day back with her wealthy family, the fake heiress gets hit by a car while saving her and is left disabled, becoming the family’s scapegoat. Wen Ying is expected to give up everything she has to make it up to the fake heiress. Having transmigrated into the story, Wen Ying exposes the truth on the spot and tears into the Wen family until they can’t raise their head 8.9kReads7.9Score1kShelves

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    It's a good watch, both crazy and ruthless, but not the kind of ruthless that disregards human life. It's the kind of ruthless that manipulates and takes revenge on people's hearts and bodies. I really like the female lead. There are so many jokes that made me laugh until my stomach hurt, but the way the author used them was just right. Anyway, I highly recommend it. You should give it a try.

32. 982 四 I Married a Senior Officer at Forty, and Got a Fresh Start in Life 四十岁嫁首长，我的人生重开了 Dou Jin斗矜Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Second marriage to a soldier + nostalgic retro era + comeback power fantasy] [Beautiful, clear-headed snack-shop owner vs. stern, steady senior military officer] In middle age, Ye Wentang discovered that her adopted son was actually the child her husband had had with her friend. Her husband had even hidden the truth from her and spent all their savings buying his friend a three-bedroom apartment. Ye Wentang finally saw the light. She kicked out her scumbag husband, gave up the adopted son, and 19.3kReads8.6Score2.7kShelves

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    🍒🍒One day, while away on a business trip, Jun'an called home, and his three little girls answered. "Daddy, it's you again?" "Mommy said to call only if you need something, don't call if you don't." The stern-faced leader said seriously, "Do you think it's a big deal that I miss your mother?" [Facepalm][Laughing]

33. 983 读 After Reading His Wife's Mind, Mr. Huo Nearly Checked Into a Psychiatric Hospital 读夫人心后，霍总差点进精神病院 Qie Mo且茉Modern Romance320k WordsCompleted Yun Jianyue transmigrated into a book, becoming the vicious, cannon-fodder wife of a ruthless villainous tycoon. A month after their wedding, she cheated with a young pretty boy, and the big boss broke her legs and threw her into the sea to feed the sharks. Yikes! What a tragic ending. Divorce, she had to get divorced! [Why is he looking at me like that? Did he find out I used his towel to mop the floor last night?] Mr. Huo was incredulous. [Why is he still staring? Did he also find out I u 2kReads8.4Score152Shelves

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    These books are great too, absolutely hilarious, the kind you can't stop laughing from the first chapter. I laughed so hard I was pounding the bed late at night, and my abs were practically bulging the next day. I finally finished them after several sleepless nights, and they're the complete editions, so everyone should definitely check them out!! 😍🌟✨✨😏

34. 984 你 You Pick Fights, I Go Crazy. If I Don't Finish You Off, I'll Take Your Name 你贩剑，我发癫，弄不死你跟你姓 Mu Junjun苜菌菌Modern Romance288k WordsCompleted [Unhinged fiction + talking back to everyone + utterly shameless + face-slapping in the literal sense] One-sentence summary: A modern office drone who loves lifting weights transmigrates into an old-school angst novel and goes completely off the rails. An abortion? A kidney snatched out? Your corneas removed? And then you expect me to go to prison in place of the precious little sister you adore? Jiang Yuanxi goes berserk on the spot. Come on, isn’t someone supposed to die? Then let’s die togeth 46Reads5.8Score—Shelves
35. 985 穿 After I Transmigrated into a Book, I Plucked the Male Lead’s Halo Bare 穿书后，我把男主光环薅秃了 Xing Wu An星梧安Modern Romance539k WordsCompleted [1V1 ultra-sweet + goofy humor and meme references + showbiz + variety shows + face-slapping + career growth] [Unhinged, laid-back showbiz CEO VS upright, brooding law lecturer] Wen Muyun transmigrates into a book. She becomes the brainless, vicious female side character in a domineering CEO novel, obsessed with the male lead and scheming against the heroine. In the end, her father dies, she goes mad, and her company goes bankrupt. Wen Muyun: I’m checking out and doing nothing. Let the cap 6.4kReads—Score727Shelves

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    The style is unique, humorous yet subtly whimsical. So charming!

36. 986 疯 I Woke Up in a Madman’s Arms, Only to Find I’m the Sucker 疯批怀里惊坐起，冤种竟是我自己 Tweet Tweet Blows Bubbles啾啾吹泡泡Ancient Romance530k WordsCompleted The comic adaptation is now live~ [Double Clean Romance + Goofy Comedy + Transmigrate into a Book + Mind Reading + Sweet Romance + Regret and Redemption + Satisfying Wish Fulfillment + Fantasy World] A madly devoted, doting Demon Lord vs. a quirky, adorable, goofy female disciple Sang Wanning transmigrated. She became the unlucky supporting female character of the same name, whose fate left countless readers sighing with regret. In the original story, Sang Wanning had a breathtakingly beautiful 5.9kReads9.3Score915Shelves
37. 987 穿 Transmigrated as the Villain's Mom, Spoiled by My Devoted Husband 穿成反派亲妈，被纯情老公宠爆了 Shu Zisu舒子苏Modern Romance486k WordsCompleted [Adorable baby + one-on-one sweet romance + married first, love later + satisfying revenge + martial-arts heroine + sweet, devoted child who adores his mother + shy, lovesick male lead] Jiang Tang transmigrated into the wrong book and became the villain's wicked mother. In the end, her reborn son tormented her to death. Luckily, her husband never came home, she didn't have to give birth to a child, and her black card had no limit. She could spend with one hand and care for a baby with the other. 10.8kReads9.1Score878Shelves

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    "I'm dying of laughter, hahaha!" "Madam, the young master has been standing in the corner for three hours." [Laughing][Laughing] The huge villa's living room was so quiet you could hear a pin drop. Jiang Tang groggily opened her eyes, but was blinded by the golden light on the wall and closed them again. She turned over and continued lying down. Her CEO-esque words prompted her to reply: "Oh, so did he admit his mistake?" 🍖🍖 Aunt Liu and the housekeeper wore expressions of 'I knew it!' The scene was eerily silent. Jiang Tang rubbed her eyes, and a blurry scene appeared before her, like a tiny ball of fluff floating by. She learned to ask and answer herself: "What? Did he buy the corner?" The classic CEO tactic: buy whatever's not doing well. Aunt Liu: ... Housekeeper: ... The scene became even quieter. It seems I've transmigrated into a book again, hahaha. I've agreed to everything she asked. This time, she must be a rich person, the kind who can lie in a helicopter pool, taking a bath while throwing money around.

38. 988 我 I Evolved Billions of Curses 我进化了亿万诅咒 Soda Sea Salt Crackers苏打海盐饼干Mystery1.0M WordsCompleted [Chinese-Style Horror + Twists + Humans Scaring Ghosts] The supernatural returned, ferocious ghosts broke loose, and unimaginable horrors appeared in the real world. As night fell over the city, nightmares engulfed everyone. Jiang Fan gained the power to develop abilities by studying ghosts. As long as he kept scaring them, he could become the greatest terror in the darkness. The more terrified they were, the greater the power he gained. Then he discovered that his potential had been unleas 4.3kReads8.6Score450Shelves

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    The first book: Dean Jiang encounters a ghostly apocalypse again. This time, the system grants him the ability to interpret ghosts. By inducing negative emotions in ghosts, he can analyze their abilities and thus gain their power. During the process, he picks up a mysterious brick, thus beginning his journey to redeem ghosts. Humans fear ghosts three parts, ghosts fear humans seven parts. A blend of Chinese horror aesthetics and humor, it's truly addictive. Highly recommended... The second book: The protagonist is reborn in a magical world. After a long time, he finally encounters an unreliable god who teleports him to a forbidden area, granting him a broken lord's core. Thus begins a life of exploitation and subservience. After all, he drew a slave master core; only through constant exploitation can he develop. The core is Paru, who initially doesn't cause trouble. He then captures goblins, attracts elves to work for him, and recruits the princess and the elf queen to serve him... The third book features a protagonist who starts with the top-tier talent of a Jester, but unfortunately, he can only use it once. Since he's a Jester, he immediately changes it to a billion uses, thus beginning his overpowered journey. He has an inexhaustible supply of talent; enemies' attacks are weakened by modifying their fate attributes, while his own attacks are strengthened by modifying their fate attributes. Nothing can stop him...

39. 989 逆 You Brat, Just You Wait! 逆子，你给我等着！ Yue Jiu玥九Ancient Romance629k WordsCompleted [Transmigration + palace intrigue and household drama + romance + comedy + devoted couples] After marrying into the family to bring good luck, Chi Yue accidentally offends a whole crowd of powerful nobles and breaks up one couple after another. The Chancellor: Chi Yue is a heartless little schemer! She dared to talk my wife into divorcing me. I’m going to tear her apart! The Grand Marshal: Chi Yue actually taught my wife to trick me out of my money. She’s planning to swindle me out of every last 6.3kReads9.0Score784Shelves
40. 990 渣 Stay Away, You Scumbags! I Switched Marriages and Hit the Jackpot with His Uncle 渣男贱女莫挨我，换亲他叔赢麻了 Lu Chaichai鹿柴柴Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted Military marriage + transmigration + switched marriages + sweet romance + devoted couple + love after marriage + island life Yu Yao transmigrated into a book and became the cannon-fodder first wife who worked herself to death serving a scumbag. After her death, the heroine spent her money, lived in her luxurious mansion, and badmouthed her as a failure wherever she went. She didn’t care if the heroine slept with the scumbag, but spending her money was out of the question. She promptly called off 4.2kReads8.7Score420Shelves
41. 991 七 70s Military Marriage: The Couple’s a Bit Crazy 七零军婚：那两口子都有点癫 Wealthy Heiress财神千金Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Period Setting + Inventory Space + Comedy + Wish Fulfillment + Two Golden Fingers] Ruan Qiqi spent ten years being treated for an illness, and her condition was perfectly stable. After leaving the hospital, she unexpectedly transmigrates to the 1970s, into the body of a country girl who has just been dumped by her scumbag fiancé. Nearly everyone around her is awful. But she isn't afraid. She has a space packed with supplies, a golden finger, and nine lives, so she can do whatever she wants with 47.1kReads9.2Score5.8kShelves

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    🍇🍇"Hello, I'm Ruan Qiqi, the 'seven' in 'seventh day after death'." "I'm Lu Ye, the 'Ye' in 'corpses strewn across the fields', let's look after each other!" Lu Ye grasped her hand, flashing a bright smile. "You're looking for Commander Lu to cause trouble, aren't you?" Lu Ye asked directly, his eyes bright. "Yes, I'm going to hang myself!" Ruan Qiqi told the truth. Lu Ye led Ruan Qiqi directly to Commander Lu's office, and Ruan Qiqi immediately threw down the rope, tied it, and began her performance…

42. 992 宠 The Troubles of a Favored Concubine: The Marquis Is Not So Cold 宠妾难为：侯爷不太冷 Today's Look今妆Ancient Romance717k WordsCompleted Also known as: “The Concubine Keeps Trying to Run Away, but the War God Marquis Has Fallen for Her” By a twist of fate, Wei Yao becomes the concubine of the Great Zhou's war god, Marquis Nanning. Though he is handsome and graceful, a master of both letters and arms, she swears she will never be a concubine! First, she'll play along while secretly plotting, then seize the chance to run. But how does she escape? Where does she go? It takes skill! Never mind anything else, she needs to save at leas 7.5kReads9.2Score877Shelves
43. 993 末 Apocalypse's Fierce Woman Transmigrates into a Spurned Ancient Wife 末世暴女穿成古代失宠妻 A Stinky-Footed Man Who Loves Pink抠脚大汉爱粉红Ancient Romance2.1M WordsCompleted [Apocalypse Transmigration + Alternate World + Domestic Scheming on Easy Mode + Cold, Ruthless Heroine + Male Lead] A violent female warrior had survived to the age of twenty-five in the apocalypse, fighting tooth and nail, only to die in an internal conflict at her base. She had died with regrets, but now she was alive again. The original owner had been a beautiful airhead. On the day her husband took a concubine, she couldn't bear the humiliation and hanged herself. Then this apocalypse-era gh 6.4kReads8.1Score617Shelves
44. 994 野 Wild and Free Little Orchid: The Coldhearted Prince Falls for Her First 野浪小兰花，冷情王爷他先动心了 The Madam Smiled夫人笑了Ancient Romance499k WordsCompleted [Cool, aloof hero who falls hard and falls first; both leads are virgins; transmigration; pocket dimension; no strong female lead, no palace intrigue] The doomsday war goddess Lu Jiuwan died on the first day the light returned... 1 The quiet, graceful, seductive Princess Consort who killed without blinking woke up one day with a completely different personality. Princess Consort: Want to do it? Cold-hearted Prince: Insolence! A moment later, the cold-hearted Prince was in disarray... 2 With her 37.6kReads9.3Score5.3kShelves
45. 995 重 Reborn in the 1970s: The Educated Youth Wants to Let Go 重生七零：知青想放手 Qu Linglong曲玲珑Modern Romance2.6M WordsCompleted [Ensemble Cast, No Space, No System, Not a Wish-Fulfillment Story] One scheme tied two people’s lives together. Reborn in the 1970s, Zhu Xiaomin is determined to scheme her way back. First, she’ll set free the other unlucky soul who’s just like her. Second, she’ll tear that scumbag apart. But things seem to be slipping out of her control. The unlucky one came rolling back on his own and won’t leave, no matter how much she tries to drive him away. Well then… she’ll keep him. “I’ll protect you thi 11.2kReads9.1Score1.2kShelves
46. 996 嘴 Sharp-Tongued and Trouble-Seeking, the Saintess Turns the Cultivation World Upside Down 嘴贱手又欠，圣女她撩翻修仙界 The Pen Name That Doesn’t Need Zhouzhou不用周周的笔名Ancient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted She has a sharp tongue, sticky fingers, and a weakness for handsome men... After Yu Xiaoxiao was killed with a single stab, she transmigrated to the world of cultivation and embarked on a strange and hilarious journey to immortality. There were plenty of handsome men in the cultivation world, and every one of them was exactly her type... Yu Xiaoxiao was in heaven. She happily cultivated and happily admired the handsome men... Most of the time, she couldn't resist flirting with them a little, too 13.3kReads8.2Score1.4kShelves

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    I saw that crying green-hat snake while I was on the toilet, and I burst out laughing. You can imagine the scene.

47. 997 别 Don't Mess with Me, My Wife Is Princess Gaoyang of the Great Tang 别惹我，我老婆大唐高阳公主 Abode Embracing Stars and Bright Moon抱星明月居Historical1.5M WordsCompleted New novel: "A Longevity Seeker in the Tang Dynasty, But from the Start, I’m at Xuanwu Gate?" Chen Yan, a medical genius, unexpectedly transmigrates to the Zhenguan era of the Tang Dynasty and becomes the son of a founding hero. His new family has an illustrious history: Two of his uncles died in battle for Li Shimin, and his father gave his life protecting Empress Zhangsun during the Xuanwu Gate Incident. In recognition of the family’s generations of loyalty, Li Shimin grants Chen Yan the title 76.3kReads8.3Score5.3kShelves

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    🦀🦀A wedding prank caused a sensation in Chang'an. A fight broke out over a mere disagreement. The son of a founding hero, who had only wanted to relax and enjoy life, frequenting brothels and living a life of leisure, was unexpectedly promised Princess Gaoyang by the Emperor! The two were like oil and water from the moment they met. Their banter was hilarious!!!

48. 998 星 Interstellar: Everyone Wants to Keep That Sweet, Delicate Female All to Themselves 星际：人人都想独占那个娇软雌性 Colorful Lip Gloss彩色唇釉Modern Romance549k WordsOngoing [Interstellar Beastmen + Everyone’s Darling + Many Males, Few Females + Male Rivals Fighting for Her + All Male Leads Are Pure + Yandere Corruption + Not a Strong Female Lead + 1Vn] In an interstellar beastman world where females outrank males, tensions between the sexes grow ever more intense, and an extreme world-destroyer has appeared. To regain her life, Shen Yinyin transmigrates into this interstellar beastman world, becoming a vain, defective female. Worse, she is framed for killing a no 2.4kReads9.2Score237Shelves
49. 999 爽 So Satisfying! The Real Heiress Hates Everyone Equally 爽爆！真千金她平等的痛恨所有人 Liu Qingci柳清辞Modern Romance416k WordsCompleted [Going Off the Rails + Entertainment Industry + Feel-Good Revenge + Epic Face-Slapping + No Forgiveness + The Whole Family Gets What They Deserve] Going off the rails is the most powerful weapon for fighting back against the world. During an outdoor livestreaming variety show, the guests lost contact with the production crew. The sweet, gentle girl who was kind in public led the others in isolating and bullying Chu Yiyi, the scandal-ridden star everyone loved to hate. In response to the bullying 29.2kReads9.2Score1.6kShelves
50. 1000 和 After Switching Lives with a Tycoon, She Turned the Ultra-Luxury Socialite World Upside Down 和大佬互换后她炸翻了顶奢豪门 Shen Nanxin沈南辛Modern Romance470k WordsCompleted [Also known as: The Overbearing CEO and the Celebrity Who Swapped Bodies and Reformed the Entertainment Industry] Third-rate actress Zhong Ruanxing has faced endless controversy over her sexy figure ever since her debut, with scandalous rumors constantly swirling around her. She is suppressed by industry bigwigs and dragged down by rivals, while smear campaigns come one after another. For years, she has been unable to shake her image as a sexy star, and her career has been severely hampered. Son 51.4kReads9.6Score8.3kShelves

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    Hahaha, these books had me laughing so hard my stomach hurt! I was reading them in bed last night and almost fell off the bed laughing so hard! The jokes are so dense they're almost suffocating; the author is a genius! Those with a low threshold for laughter should beware, and those with a high threshold should prepare to laugh until their abs hurt! Hahaha

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