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1. 1001 快 The Quick-Transmigration Heroine Goes on a Killing Spree: Trash, Stay Out of Her Way 快穿女主杀疯了渣渣回避 Oriental Leaf with Milk东方树叶加奶322k WordsCompleted Qian Duoduo is a ruthless fighter who carved her way through the apocalypse. Her only goal in quick transmigration is to make money, earn stability points, and awaken my Gu Chengze. System 007: Host, the target is using cheat codes! Qian Duoduo: Chop him down. System 007: Host, the world's Heavenly Dao is blocking the way! Qian Duoduo: Crush it. Across three thousand planes, she kills any god or Buddha who gets in her way. Luck thieves, fake prodigies, and practitioners of crooked arts all meet —Reads—Score—Shelves
2. 1002 洪 Honghuang: The Ancestral Dragon’s Last Will Reveals I Have a Saint for a Younger Brother 洪荒：祖龙遗嘱，我有个圣人弟弟 Running Nut奔跑的坚果Eastern Fantasy1.4M WordsCompleted Transmigrating into the Era of Creation, he became the younger brother born alongside the Ancestral Dragon: the Nether Dragon! During the Dragon-Han Tribulation, Demon Ancestor Luohu and Dao Ancestor Hongjun were both scheming over the fate of the Three Clans. Long Ming had intended to resolve the Dragon Clan's crisis, but then he awakened a seclusion System. Long Ming could only urge the Ancestral Dragon to stay within the boundless Four Seas. But the Ancestral Dragon wouldn't listen. After the 18.6kReads8.1Score1.3kShelves

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   ❗️❗️ Hilarious😆, the protagonist travels through the Kaitian era, becomes the companion brother of the Ancestral Dragon, binds the system, and becomes the Hunyuan Da Luo Jinxian. Tens of thousands of years later, when the calamity broke out, Zulong said, "Actually, I have a younger brother who has already achieved Hunyuan."

3. 1003 鸣 Naruto, This Time I Won’t Be Konoha’s Hero 鸣人，这次不做木叶的英雄 Skill's On Point, Bring It On实力在线不服就干Anime Fanfiction201k WordsCompleted Lin Yue, a transmigrator, is reborn as Naruto when he is still a baby. He inherits all of Naruto's memories and emotions, but questions the “sacrifices” and “destiny” of the Naruto world. Cheerful and carefree on the outside, he's coolheaded and calculating within. His goal is to break free of the “chosen savior” role and help the people he cares about survive. 10Reads—Score—Shelves
4. 1004 就 Even as a Fake Heiress, I’ll Still Daringly Embrace Doing Nothing 就算是假千金也要勇敢摆烂 Ji Furan纪扶染Modern Romance659k WordsCompleted [Print edition launching across all platforms on August 9, 2025] When Shen Yue was twelve, she accidentally fell into a pond while feeding the fish. That was when she learned the truth: her parents weren’t her real parents, and her five older brothers weren’t really her brothers. She was the Mu family’s fake heiress! Faced with a future where she was destined to lose everything, Shen Yue decided to get ahead… by lying down. If she was going to lose it all anyway, she might as well lie back and 130.1kReads9.6Score15.4kShelves

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   🍃Hahaha😂, super funny article. After the heroine knew that she was a fake daughter, she lay down directly, preparing to be kicked out at any time [face covering]. On the day when the real daughter came home, the five brothers asked whether they could keep her, because she was not very smart. The real daughter sneered in her heart, "Bai Lianhua, over time, she found that the fake daughter's brain is really hard to use" [cover face] [cover face] [cover face] [cover face]

5. 1005 宇 Itachi Uchiha: Eyes of the Dawn 宇智波鼬：破晓之瞳 Skill's On Point, Bring It On实力在线不服就干Male-Channel Fanfiction24k WordsCompleted Uchiha Itachi: Eyes of Daybreak 9Reads—Score—Shelves
6. 1006 穿 After Becoming the Female Supporting Character in a Non-Romance Novel, I Became Everyone's Crush 穿成非言情文女配后我万人迷了 A Chuunibyou Who Hates Going to Work不爱上班的中二病Modern Romance350k WordsCompleted Cui Jing transmigrates into a novel with no romance plot. She knows her dead husband will return one day and throw her out without a second thought for the sake of his true love, a man. They go mad and vehemently oppose it, not because they want to stand up for her, but because they each have their eye on the male lead and his later-arriving spouse. But the male lead’s love comes before everything else in the world. Later, the world will be reset for the lovers, and the first-generation ABO worl 12.5kReads8.9Score820Shelves
7. 1007 嘴 The Sharp-Tongued Sky Screen: Nothing but Scandalous Past Secrets 嘴毒天幕：专讲黑历史 Jiangbei Jimo江北即墨Historical976k WordsOngoing Su Jin has no idea that the short videos he watches are being broadcast to audiences throughout the ages. As a result, countless emperors, scholar-officials, officials, scholars, and commoners from the ancient past, the Shang and Zhou, Qin and Han, Wei and Jin, Sui and Tang, and Song, Yuan, Ming, and Qing dynasties come to treat the sky screen, which plays at the same time every day, as a teacher for learning or as entertainment over tea. It brings about many changes across the dynasties that ot 18kReads8.4Score659Shelves

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   "Shocked! Shocked! The world is shocked! Dad Ma spent one billion to buy ten super treasure maps, and finally dug out the Nine Turns Golden Elixir, and now he has become an immortal!!!" "Good news, good news, a senior high school student used the treasure map to dig out an ancient golden elixir. From now on, my life is at my mercy!" "It is rumored that after netizen Ye used the super treasure map at the foot of Mount Tai, he dug out a Mercedes-Benz. The Mercedes-Benz was suspected to be the car of a certain big shot. Dao Yunfei

8. 1008 斗 Douluo Dalu: With a God-Tier System from the Start, I Crush Tang San and Tang Hao 斗罗：开局神级系统，我横压唐三唐昊 Skill's On Point, Bring It On实力在线不服就干Male-Channel Fanfiction13k WordsCompleted Douluo Dalu: A God-Tier System from the Start, and I Crush Tang San and Tang Hao 2Reads—Score—Shelves
9. 1009 叮 Ding! With an Immortal Achievement, the Cousin Miss Starts Reading 叮，成就流芳百世，表小姐开卷了 Tianyang Peak, Who Loves Handmade Wheat Dumplings爱吃手工麦饺的天阳峰Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted Xu Yue transmigrates into a book. She becomes the delicate, vulnerable cousin of the male lead in an examination-themed novel: her mother died young, she has no brothers and no one to rely on, and her family won't take her in, so she is awkwardly forced to live in the male lead's home. In her previous life, Xu Yue rose from being an orphan to earning a doctorate. She never believed in fate, and even though it was hard for women to get by in ancient times, she never stopped thinking about how to 136.6kReads9.6Score15.4kShelves
10. 1010 大 The Eldest Miss’s Exclusive Troublemaking Lackey 大小姐的专属惹事跟班 Minotaur Warrior牛头人战士Urban1.6M WordsCompleted My name is Qin Luo, and I found myself inside an urban novel that combined every kind of Dragon King storyline. From the start, I got the “Strongest Lackey System.” The more lackey-like things I did, the stronger I became. What else could I do? I chose to become Su Muwan's personal lackey. She would eventually become the final great villain. I provoked all sorts of chosen ones, seized their opportunities, and did every kind of evil. You ask who is pulling my strings? Hmph! You're not worthy of k 68.6kReads9.2Score7.2kShelves
11. 1011 双 Two Emperors Descend: His Majesty and I Share Sweet Moments Online 双帝临世：朕与陛下在线撒糖 Skill's On Point, Bring It On实力在线不服就干6k WordsCompleted Two Emperors Descend: His Majesty and Your Majesty Are Sweet-Talking Online —Reads—Score—Shelves
12. 1012 快 Get on Board! It's Time to Overthrow the Qing and Restore the Ming 快上船，反清复明啦 Fifty Minus One五十缺一Historical585k WordsCompleted Standing before you is Zhu Zaiming, His Majesty the Emperor of the Second Ming Empire: lord of Australia, savior of the Yin people, leader of the Americas, pioneer of the ironclad battleship, nightmare of Europe, dear friend of Napoleon, supreme leader of Eastern civilization, and father of the world… The story of the Second Ming’s rise begins with a group of Han people stranded in Australia… 197Reads8.9Score—Shelves
13. 1013 9 The Factory Belle Awakens in the 1990s: After Taking Down the Green-Tea Vixen, Her Straight-Laced Husband Treats Her Like a Queen 90年代厂花觉醒：手撕绿茶后，被直男老公宠上天 Oriental Leaf with Milk东方树叶加奶Modern Romance15k WordsCompleted The Factory Beauty Awakens in the 1990s: After Tearing Into the Green Tea, Her Straight-Laced Husband Treats Her Like a Queen —Reads—Score—Shelves
14. 1014 仙 Defying Fate on the Immortal Path: A Fated Clash Between the Tyrant's Way and the Knightly Way 仙途逆命：霸途与侠道的宿命对决 Skill's On Point, Bring It On实力在线不服就干7k WordsCompleted Defying Fate on the Immortal Path: A Fateful Showdown Between Tyranny and Chivalry —Reads—Score—Shelves
15. 1015 惊 Thunder Shatters the Dust 惊雷破尘 Skill's On Point, Bring It On实力在线不服就干9k WordsCompleted Thunder Shatters the Dust —Reads—Score—Shelves
16. 1016 全 Global Awakening: I Unlocked a God-Tier Talent from the Start 全球觉醒：我开局解锁神级天赋 Skill's On Point, Bring It On实力在线不服就干31k WordsCompleted Global Awakening: I Unlocked a God-Tier Talent from the Start —Reads—Score—Shelves
17. 1017 界 Supreme of the Realms: Xi Zixuan's Overwhelming Immortal Journey 界域称尊：席子绚的仙侠碾压路 Skill's On Point, Bring It On实力在线不服就干10k WordsCompleted Ruling the Realms: Xi Zixuan's Overwhelming Path of Immortal Cultivation —Reads—Score—Shelves
18. 1018 暗 Dark Zone Breakout: A Soul Transmigration into a Big Shot's Wild Ride 暗区突围：魂穿大佬的狂炫之路 Skill's On Point, Bring It On实力在线不服就干Male-Channel Fanfiction9k WordsCompleted Dark Zone Breakout: A Transmigrator's Wild Ride as a Top Player —Reads—Score—Shelves
19. 1019 四 Siheyuan: From the Start, I Swindled Silly Zhu Out of Three Rooms 四合院：开局我先讹傻柱三间房 Brother Ge Rises Night After Night夜夜升哥Male-Channel Fanfiction411k WordsCompleted Zhang Chaoyang transmigrated to early 1962 and arrived at the familiar setting of The Turbulent Households of the Courtyard. From the start, he swindled Silly Zhu out of his three rooms. If the Jia family were going to bleed him dry, he might as well get there first. 19.7kReads8.6Score806Shelves

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    Two of the coolest books

20. 1020 我 I’m Really Not Getting By on My Looks 我真不是靠脸吃饭啊 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊19k WordsCompleted I’m Really Not Getting By on My Looks 17Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I have a secret, I have super empathy that women find irresistible. It was my first massage in college, and the technician girl let me do whatever I wanted because of my joke; the girl who was washing my hair at the barber shop stared at me for half an hour, and she couldn't bear to let go even after the water had gone out; when I was hospitalized, a group of nurses gathered around to watch me draw blood, and my young face was as red as a cooked shrimp. I thought this was the pinnacle of my life, until that day - all the girls who had been influenced by me appeared at the door of the ward at the same time, holding test reports in their hands, saying in unison: "What did you do to us?

21. 1021 四 Siheyuan: King of the Beasts 四合院：禽兽之王 Brother Ge Rises Night After Night夜夜升哥Male-Channel Fanfiction424k WordsCompleted In this menagerie of a courtyard, Lou Xiao'e is the one who leaves the deepest regret. From the start, I became Xu Damao, fleeced Yi Zhonghai and Silly Zhu until they were completely broke, submitted Miss Qiu's design blueprints, and became a deputy factory director. So after working hard for so long, can't I finally enjoy myself? 12Reads8.7Score—Shelves
22. 1022 海 The Casanova’s Glasses 海王眼镜 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊28k WordsCompleted The Playboy's Glasses 4Reads—Score—Shelves
23. 1023 那 What Exactly Happened That Night? 那晚，到底发生了什么 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊19k WordsCompleted What exactly happened that night? 89Reads—Score—Shelves
24. 1024 反 Villainous Son, Get Down on Your Knees. Mom Needs a Favor 反派儿子你跪下，妈求你点事 Rye Whiskey黑麦威士忌Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Short drama now available] (Doting father-type son x rebellious mother x no-brainer power fantasy x sweet romance x fantasy) In the great age of transmigrating into books, Su Miao transmigrates too. Other people become someone's unattainable first love, a wealthy heiress, or, at worst, a discarded wife. Su Miao is different: She transmigrates as the villain's real mother. She wants to smoke and drink, but the villain won't allow it. She wants fried chicken and milk tea, but the villain frow 146.1kReads9.2Score15.6kShelves

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    This book is really amazing. People who have a high sense of laughter must challenge it. Believe me, every chapter is hilarious. I laughed so hard that my stomach hurt and I rolled with laughter [crying with laughter] [crying with laughter]. After reading it, I laughed out loud. All the people in the comment section laughed like crazy [face covering] [face covering]

25. 1025 影 Movie Emperor, Stop Flirting. I've Read Your Message and Won't Reply 影帝别撩了，我已读不回 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊16k WordsCompleted Movie Emperor, Stop Flirting. I've Read Your Message and I'm Not Replying 73Reads—Score—Shelves
26. 1026 三 Three Kingdoms: He Can Punch with Ten Thousand Jin of Force, and You Call Him a Civil Official? 三国：一拳万斤力你管他叫文官？ Flower-Faced Little Kite花颜小风筝Historical2.4M WordsCompleted [Three Kingdoms] [Invincible] [Hilarious] [Farming] [Schemer] He transmigrates into the Three Kingdoms era as an officer under Dong Zhuo and awakens with the strength to lift ten thousand jin from the start. He only wanted to survive the troubled times, but his mindset changes. A true man lives between Heaven and Earth. How can he remain beneath others forever? When eighteen warlords unite to campaign against Dong Zhuo, Su Yun decides to stop keeping a low profile. With a hundred cavalrymen, he 47kReads9.2Score4.5kShelves

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    💥💥💥It's funny, it's really funny. Who would have thought that I would read this novel while eating and burst out laughing. Who knows? [I'm almost crying][I'm almost crying][I'm almost crying]. It makes me so embarrassed.

27. 1027 藏 I Hid the Real Heiress and Became a Star 藏住真千金后我爆红娱乐圈 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊29k WordsCompleted I Hid the Real Heiress, Then Became a Star 12Reads—Score—Shelves
28. 1028 从 The Person Who Raised Me Became My Husband 从小管我的人成了我老公 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊22k WordsCompleted The One Who Raised Me Became My Husband 524Reads—Score—Shelves
29. 1029 七 The Sweet Little Wife of the 1970s, Spoiled by Two Powerful Men 七零小甜妻，被两个大佬宠哭了 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊16k WordsCompleted The Sweet Little Wife of the Seventies Is Adored by Two Powerful Men 462Reads—Score—Shelves
30. 1030 韦 Wei Xiaobao Conquers the World 韦小宝争霸天下 Dirt Clod ZM土疙瘩ZMMale-Channel Fanfiction1.9M WordsCompleted Funny, lighthearted, a little System, transmigration, souls returning... Nong di ge dong, xian ren ban ban, Xiao Xuanzi, I didn't rebel, but somehow I became a wanted criminal! What a load of nonsense! For the sake of a thousand generations, Xiao Xuanzi, I'll take your throne, and you can have Tongchi Island back! 12.1kReads8.7Score1kShelves

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    This is a book that makes people laugh to death without risking their lives

31. 1031 年 The Younger Puppy Boy Refuses to Behave 年下奶狗不做人 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊9k WordsCompleted The Younger Puppy Boy Won’t Behave 414Reads—Score—Shelves
32. 1032 老 My Wife Has Two Sides 老婆是个双面大佬 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Marriage & Romance20k WordsCompleted My Wife Is a Double-Sided Powerhouse 55Reads—Score—Shelves
33. 1033 婚 A Shocking Turn in the Bridal Suite 婚房惊变 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊14k WordsCompleted A Shocking Incident in the Bridal Suite 11Reads—Score—Shelves
34. 1034 摆 After a Boxing Combo, He Gripped Her Waist and Kissed Her Hard 摆拳过后，他掐腰强吻 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊16k WordsCompleted After a Boxing Combo, He Gripped Her Waist and Kissed Her by Force 11Reads—Score—Shelves
35. 1035 酒 Don’t Mess with the Hotel Receptionist 酒店前台她不好惹 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊9k WordsCompleted The Hotel Front Desk Clerk Is Not to Be Messed With 11Reads—Score—Shelves
36. 1036 穿 The Day I Transmigrated into Yin Zhiping 穿越成尹志平那天 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Male-Channel Fanfiction17k WordsCompleted The Day I Transmigrated into Yin Zhiping 4Reads—Score—Shelves
37. 1037 小 The Little Lamb Is So Cute 小羊真可爱 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊17k WordsCompleted Little Lamb Is So Adorable 17Reads—Score—Shelves
38. 1038 前 My Ex-Boyfriend Is the Great Demon King in My Arms 前男友是我怀里的大魔王 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊25k WordsCompleted My Ex-Boyfriend Is the Great Demon King in My Arms 18Reads—Score—Shelves
39. 1039 那 I Never Swiped That Room Key 那张房卡我没刷 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊9k WordsCompleted I Didn't Swipe That Room Key 121Reads—Score—Shelves
40. 1040 你 If You Won't Marry, Then I'll Marry You 你若不嫁，我便娶你 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊40k WordsCompleted If you won’t marry me, then I’ll marry you. 9Reads—Score—Shelves
41. 1041 总 The CEO Has Fallen for Her 总裁他沦陷了 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊23k WordsCompleted The CEO Has Fallen for Her 118Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I accidentally sent "Baby Mummy" to my cold boss. That's it, let's wait for expulsion. As a result, he called me into the office and said, "Promote me and be my special assistant." Later I discovered that this boss, who no one dared to mess with, had never even heard of "Happy Birthday."

42. 1042 他 He Always Wants to Tap My Acupoints 他总想点我穴 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊26k WordsCompleted He Always Wants to Tap My Acupoints 4Reads—Score—Shelves
43. 1043 骑 My Motorcycle-Riding Bad-Boy Husband 骑摩托的“黄毛”老公 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊7k WordsCompleted The "Blond Punk" Husband Who Rides a Motorcycle 2Reads—Score—Shelves
44. 1044 你 You Can't Get Away 你，跑不掉了 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊18k WordsCompleted You Can't Get Away 55Reads—Score—Shelves
45. 1045 惊 Shocking! Grandma at 76 Looks So Young 惊！76岁奶奶保养太好 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊17k WordsCompleted Shock! This 76-Year-Old Grandma Looks So Young 24Reads—Score—Shelves
46. 1046 一 One Kick, One Big CEO 一脚踢出个大总裁 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊7k WordsCompleted One Kick Lands Her a CEO Husband 1Reads—Score—Shelves
47. 1047 老 My Dad Remarried a Female CEO, and I Gained Four Older Sisters 老爸二婚女总裁，我多了四个姐姐 Jenny Ma Dajin珍妮马戴劲Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted and fun] [A scheming protagonist] [A bit zany] [No hostility] [No angst] [No toxic tropes] One day, Cao Cheng’s father told him he was getting married. It was his second marriage, and his new wife was a rich woman. Cao Cheng knew he was finally going to become a rich second-generation heir. Sure, he might be a second-generation heir in name only, but at least he’d have status now, right? And the rich woman had four daughters! Which meant that starting today, Cao Cheng had four stun 45.5kReads8.7Score5.1kShelves

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    ②The male protagonist awakens the system and sells spicy grilled chicken wings at the entrance of the anorectal hospital. Because they are so fragrant, he has to queue up every time. ③The male protagonist's family is a gangster family, but the male protagonist awakens the system and will become a fourth grader if he doesn't study, so the male protagonist is admitted to Qingbei

48. 1048 我 My Food Refreshes at Random, Leaving Customers Drooling 我的美食随机刷新，顾客馋哭了 Half-Sweet Iced Coffee, No Extra Ice冰咖半糖不加冰Urban1.7M WordsCompleted This book is also known as: Selling Extra-Spicy Grilled Wings Outside a Colorectal Hospital [Food + no female lead + everyday life + comedy + perfect with a meal] Lin Xuan didn't want to go to work, so he unexpectedly bound himself to a food System. Every week, it assigned a random location and a random dish. But the very first week's task left him dumbfounded. What? Sell extra-spicy grilled wings outside a colorectal hospital? What kind of devilish task was that? And that was only the beginnin 82.5kReads9.3Score8.9kShelves
49. 1049 考 After I Got Into Qingbei, My Underworld Boss Dad Got So Mad He Landed in the ICU 考上清北后，黑道老爹气进ICU Dust, Dust, Dust, Dust, Dust, Dust微尘尘尘尘尘尘Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Short drama in production] [Comedy]+ [Laid-back]+ [Positive energy] Lu Chen transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes the only son of the Lu family, the biggest underworld clan in the country! Going back to his great-grandfather’s generation, his great-grandfather was an arms dealer. His grandfather was a mafia boss, and his father was the godfather of the entire country. But in Lu Chen’s generation, he declares that he’s going to study hard, become a beacon of righteousness, and give back 3.2kReads8.3Score361Shelves
50. 1050 重 Revisiting the Journey to the West: I Lead Three Rebellious Troublemakers in Rebellion Every Day 重走西游：姐拉三大反骨仔天天反 Little Doctor小医生Female-Channel Fanfiction1.3M WordsCompleted [Journey to the West fanfic + hilarious antics + punchline-packed + healing and redemption for each other + Heaven's three rebellious troublemakers + retracing the journey west] On my first start, Nezha stabbed the Destined One to death! On my next start, Erlang Shen's dog bit me to death! On my third start, I forgot the gold headband and got beaten to death by Sun Wukong! Tang An: “So I’ve been transmigrated as the new Destined One, and I have to go fetch the scriptures? And I have to get those 27.3kReads9.4Score3.4kShelves

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