Hilarious Stories That'll Make Your Stomach Hurt From Laughing 超级搞笑的文,搞笑的肚子痛那种
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Three Kingdoms: Show Off and Get Stronger! 三国,装逼就能变强!
[Three Kingdoms + comedy + a deranged protagonist + System + going berserk + no fixed female lead] After transmigrating to the Three Kingdoms era, Zhu Cai, already a master of mischief, unexpectedly activates the strongest System for showing off and stirring up trouble. As long as he puts on a show, he gains overwhelming combat power. “Little Zhang, am I awesome or what!” “Fear not, sister-in-law! Your Zhu Aotian is here!” “I am Zhu Aotian, heir to the Five-Lash Lightning Whip!” Lu Bu: “When he’
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Me, the System, Begging for Tips 我,系统,求打赏
I died. No, not all the way. I became a System. A broke System. Every function grayed out, balance at zero. I got bound to a dumb Host who thinks he’s the chosen one. “System Dad! I want to ascend!” “...Fine. Try jumping off a cliff first.” Wait, why is there a line of tiny text on the panel: Online readers: 1? Hold on, now that I’m a System, someone’s still tipping and following updates?
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Bald Monk, How Dare You Call This Daoist Improper! 秃驴,敢骂道爷不正经!
A leaky temple. A Taoist shrine with full Wi-Fi bars. Two masters who constantly undermine each other, and four disciples each with their own little schemes. Here, the Buddha is worshipped with utmost sincerity, while the cultivation is utterly outrageous. Faming, abbot of Yichan Temple, has dreamed his whole life of turning his tiny rundown temple into a Shaolin branch temple, even though he can't complete the Arhat Fist routine. Xuan Qingzi, master of Sanqing Shrine, has spent his life hoping
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Two Years of Playing Nice, and the CEO Heard Every Thought 装乖两年,心声全被总裁听见了
I played the sweet, mild-mannered secretary for two years, cursing my boss eight hundred times. Then one day, he suddenly gained the ability to hear my thoughts. Out loud, I said, “Of course, Mr. Gu. I’ll revise the financial report for the eighteenth time right away.” In my head: [Screw you! These ridiculous numbers are giving me breast nodules! Do you need this KPI on your grave or something?!] He set down his fountain pen. “Secretary Lin, you sure come up with some colorful insults.” My smile
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If I Have No Shame, Ascension Is Just Around the Corner 只要我不要脸,飞升指日可待
System + absurd comedy + invincible, mortifyingly embarrassing antics After transmigrating to the cultivation world, everyone else meditates, comprehends the Dao, and bitterly cultivates for ten thousand years. I, Hao Xian, get bound to a ridiculously unscrupulous System that trades public humiliation for merit! The System shop lists only the names of its wares, never what they do. Before buying: What a bargain! After buying: I want to die. Spirit-Gathering Pill? Makes you fart all day. Ligh
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One Crazy Person Is Twice the Fun, Two Are Ten Times the Fun 一个疯批一倍爽,两个疯批十倍爽
(The short dramas Family Feud and Moonlit Splendor are streaming on Hongguo. The King of the Mental Asylum X the Master of the Isolated Prison, devoted and formidable madcaps, fake heiress + face-slapping the scum + solving cases and mysteries + comedy + sweet romance) After spending ten years in a mental asylum, Feng Zhi was brought back to the Feng family on one condition: she couldn’t bully the fake heiress. The fake heiress fell down. “Sister pushed me…” Feng Zhi pushed her over. The fake he
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You Brat, Just You Wait! 逆子,你给我等着!
[Transmigration + palace intrigue and household drama + romance + comedy + devoted couples] After marrying into the family to bring good luck, Chi Yue accidentally offends a whole crowd of powerful nobles and breaks up one couple after another. The Chancellor: Chi Yue is a heartless little schemer! She dared to talk my wife into divorcing me. I’m going to tear her apart! The Grand Marshal: Chi Yue actually taught my wife to trick me out of my money. She’s planning to swindle me out of every last
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Apocalypse's Fierce Woman Transmigrates into a Spurned Ancient Wife 末世暴女穿成古代失宠妻
[Apocalypse Transmigration + Alternate World + Domestic Scheming on Easy Mode + Cold, Ruthless Heroine + Male Lead] A violent female warrior had survived to the age of twenty-five in the apocalypse, fighting tooth and nail, only to die in an internal conflict at her base. She had died with regrets, but now she was alive again. The original owner had been a beautiful airhead. On the day her husband took a concubine, she couldn't bear the humiliation and hanged herself. Then this apocalypse-era gh
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Reincarnated as a Beast, I Was Spoiled by a Tyrant 误投畜牲道后,被大暴君娇养了
(Both leads are completely faithful to each other) A mentally ill patient went on a knife rampage in a hospital, leaving nine dead and seventeen injured. The news sent shockwaves across the country. The moment her soul left her body, Shi Wanruo was muddledly dragged away by Black Impermanence, a thick iron chain looped around her neck. Eight other unlucky souls were dragged away with her. After learning that Black Impermanence had taken the wrong soul, Shi Wanruo spent every day wreaking havoc
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This Princess Consort Is a Force to Be Reckoned With, and She Deserves to Be Spoiled! 这个王妃路子野,得宠!
The Prince Regent says, “My princess consort is of royal blood, a delicate flower who can't lift a finger.” Meanwhile, the Prince Regent's consort, a whip in her left hand and a blade in her right, beats a gang of rebels until they flee in terror. The Prince Regent says again, “My consort only knows how to sew. How would she know anything about the occult?” A century-old ghost, sewn up like a kite by the Prince Regent's consort, weeps as it flies through the sky. The Prince Regent sighs again. “
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This Prince Is Impossible to Kill. I Have to Tame Him! 这个王爷命太硬,得盘!
After toiling for a thousand years, Chi Rourou became a domineering queen whose roar could shake heaven and earth. Then, in a single moment, she croaked and opened her eyes as a young girl again... and a squeaky little thing with superhuman strength. Second Miss Chi: Squeak, squeak! Believe me, I can knock your head off with one slap! The bandit sneered. “Go ahead and try!” Second Miss Chi waved her hand lightly. Bandit: Where’s my head? The heir of the Prince of Yu’s household was a refined sco
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My Archrival, the Regent, Became My Imperial Husband 死对头摄政王成了我皇夫
[Ancient-Style Writing Contest] [Can't Tell Beauty from Ugliness: Bloodthirsty, Heaven-Defying Female Tyrant x Flirtatious, Dramatic, Ultimate Beauty of a Demon Lord] A max-level demon-world powerhouse made one careless mistake, was killed in a rebellion, and transmigrated into a pitiful human girl. Her father didn't care for her, her mother didn't love her, and the emperor died just as she entered the palace, leaving behind a three-year-old toddler prince! Yanyan declared, "Don't panic. When it
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You Peddle Nonsense, I Go Off the Rails: I'm the Boss of Shengjing 你贩剑,我发癫,盛京城里我是爹
[Transmigrate into a Book + Palace and Household Intrigue + Pop-Culture References + Subverting Tropes + Shamelessly Outrageous] Feng Xi, an apocalypse powerhouse, transmigrated into a male-oriented son-in-law novel and became the princess wife of the overpowered male lead, Qi Xiao. The princess was as foolish as a pig, selfish and cruel. She tormented Qi Xiao in every way, and in the end he cut off her hands and feet and threw her into Snake Valley, where countless snakes tore her apart. Feng X
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Going Wild and Slacking Off on a Dating Show: My Mouth Runs Ahead While My Brain Scrambles to Catch Up 发疯摆烂上恋综,嘴在前飞脑狂追
[Hilarious + ridiculous antics + unhinged humor + absolutely shameless] Su Mu transmigrates into a book and becomes a washed-up nobody with a mountain of scandals. From the start, she’s already on a dating reality show. While everyone else on these shows works themselves to the bone, terrified of seeming too carefree, Su Mu glares, sticks out a leg, and immediately gives up and goes berserk. When a scumbag comes at her, she rips his car door right off: “I’ve got a wicked mind, and I’ve never lov
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My Husband Is Too Frail to Care for Himself 我的夫君柔弱不能自理
[Signed for publication] I saved the whole capital by slacking off! I conquered the world through sheer bluster! Excerpt 1: “Your Highness, the Consort has been completely taken in by the Princess Consort. His Majesty wants us to pay compensation.” Jiang Chonghua: “Tell Father that if he has the nerve, he can talk to the Princess Consort himself.” “Your Highness, His Majesty wouldn’t dare. He says he’s afraid he’ll get dragged into it too.” Excerpt 2: “Your Highness, our two nations are at war,
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Surely You Laugh at My Passion 多情应笑我
Lin Fang has been disguised as a boy since childhood, and she can't help feeling helpless about it. Her household registration says she's male, so what can she do? But the secret she has sworn to protect is discovered by a young boy she accidentally rescues! Lin Fang thought she'd picked up a deadweight, but once the boy, Yun Weiming, regains his identity, she feels as if she's sitting on a mountain of gold. “Who would've thought! I've picked up all kinds of things before, but you're the most va
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Even Ghost Messengers Say the Hotpot at My Restaurant Is Delicious 我开的火锅店,鬼差吃了都说好
Low-key version She dropped out of school at thirteen and worked as a chef until she was nineteen. With the savings Lin Ye had scraped together over those six years, he opened a hot pot restaurant. Who could have guessed his venture would get off to such a poor start, with business so slow the place was about to close? Just as he was wondering what to do next, two customers showed up on the restaurant's final night and changed his life... Grim Reaper: “Boss Lin, your hot pot is so spicy. It
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I Went Night Fishing and Hooked a Corpse, But Carried Home a Fleeing Female Corpse 夜钓钓浮尸,我却扛回逃跑的女尸
Fishing streamer Wei Kun transmigrated to a parallel world and activated the [Tough Guy System]! As long as he completed the System’s missions, he would receive rewards. But the very first mission was to go night fishing at a graveyard on the Ghost Festival. Viewers: Aren’t you scared, streamer? Wei Kun: Scared? My fishing rod’s made from lightning-struck peachwood, my line’s pulled from an ink line reel, my ground bait’s made from glutinous rice, and my bait’s mixed with black dog blood. Tonigh
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You Put Me on a Dating Show, So Why Am I Competing in the Peak Tournament? 让你上恋综,你搁那儿打巅峰赛?
If you could live your life over, have you ever wondered what the most comfortable way to lie flat and give up would be? Lu Ming gets a second chance at life. After spending half his life as a wage slave, he now has a shortcut right in front of him, and he swears he’ll seize it. He copies songs, books, and scripts without a shred of guilt. He doesn’t have that ridiculous need to keep his hands clean while pretending to be morally superior. He’s just an ordinary person who wants to live a little
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I've Cultivated to Level 9,999, but the Ancestor Is Only Level 100 修炼9999级了,老祖才100级
The dog he raised turned out to be a Demon Venerable, sweeping across the demon world. The koi in his pond all leaped over the Dragon Gate and transformed into mighty dragons of the Nine Heavens? The little beggar he took in became an emperor with a casual touch of his finger? Ye Qingyun was at a loss for words. After being trapped deep in the mountains for a full ten years, he finally ventured beyond them, only to discover that he was an unparalleled expert?
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Livestream: Healing the Underworld Day by Day, I'm the White Impermanence 直播:阴间治愈日常,我是白无常
[Live streaming from the underworld + ghost officer + heartwarming everyday life] Jiang Lin is a White Impermanence, guiding the dead to the afterlife and delivering messages in dreams. One day, he obtains an Underworld Live-Streaming System. He can earn rewards by promoting the culture of the Netherworld. From then on, a miraculous livestream appears in the human world, connecting the realms of the living and the dead. A typical day in the livestream: “Ghost: Stay away from me!” “This really is
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A Wretched Book Took Me on a Tour of the Universe 我被一本贱书带去领略宇宙
After reaching the summit of Mount Everest, Lin Shuo found a blank book beside a frozen corpse. From then on, he kept dying and being reborn, resurrecting again and again, each time meeting a different end, until he arrived in a world called Apocalypse... There, he learned that it was a world made up of different kinds of energy. These energies had given rise to Source Dao Masters, sorcerers, controllers, and technology that surpassed that of Blue Star, as well as all manner of strange races. A
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Shocking! The Secret Identity Big Shot Takes the White Lotus Down From Every Angle 惊!马甲大佬她对白莲花横踢竖卷
[Publishing deal signed] [Satisfying revenge, lighthearted comedy, secret identities, putting scumbags in their place, a quirky and formidable mercenary boss VS a principled young heir from Beijing’s elite circles, devoted heroine] At their first meeting, Shu Lan shoots Lu Jinhan and leaves him badly wounded. She chases him all the way back to China, then becomes an ordinary university student. He runs, she chases; he has nowhere to hide. She’s the world’s number-one mercenary king! She’s a foun
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The Whole Sect Has Turned Evil, and Only the Eldest Senior Brother Is Righteous to an Extreme 满门黑化,唯有大师兄正的极端
[Reborn + lighthearted comedy + righteous to a wicked degree + cautious + no romance + anti-cliché] In his previous life, Lin Li discovered that his master had turned into a demonic fiend, his junior brother into a ghost cultivator, and his junior sister into an evil spirit in a cultivation game's instance. He raised his butcher's knife and slaughtered them all. By the end, Lin Li discovered that he, too, had been corrupted into a Heavenly Demon. He gave a cold laugh and immediately drew his swo
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Becoming an Immortal Emperor Is All Thanks to My Enemies' Efforts 成就仙帝,全靠敌人的努力
What would it feel like if every side effect of your cultivation were borne by your enemies? And so Liu Shunyi began frantically practicing forbidden arts and life-draining techniques. He even started madly cultivating methods that would wreck his foundation. First, he wanted to raise his strength as quickly as possible. Second, these techniques were powerful. Third, his enemies would bear every cost and adverse effect anyway. What’s more, he could even cultivate using his enemies’ talents. What
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With a Misfortune Aura, I Can Do Whatever I Want 拥有霉运光环的我横行无忌
Jiang Mo came with a bad-luck aura. “What? You’re at the Nascent Soul Realm? Once, a Nascent Soul cultivator faced me and suffered a reversal of their meridians. Their essence and blood surged into their Nascent Soul, which exploded, killing them on the spot. “What? You’re at the Spirit Severing Realm? Not long ago, a Spirit Severing cultivator tried to attack me, only to be caught by an enemy at the Void Refinement Realm and cut down in one blow. That Void Refinement powerhouse even thanked me.
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Great Tang: This Crown Prince Is Way Too Wicked! 大唐:这个太子太妖孽!
[Alternate History + Lighthearted + Funny + Scheming + Goofy] This is a leisurely slice-of-life story meant to entertain. If you don’t like it, please don’t flame the author! He woke up to find he’d transmigrated into the Crown Prince of the Tang Dynasty! Right after transmigrating, his golden finger was about to leave him? [Ding!] [The randomly transmigrated Host has a powerful enough background. System automatically disengaging…] What the heck? Hey, don’t you dare! System, I urge you to be a
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Honghuang: I, Shen Gongbao, Humbly Ask All Fellow Daoists to Stay 洪荒:贫道申公豹,请诸道友留步
Keywords: [Shen Gongbao * helpful and righteous * timely rain * warmhearted * values loyalty over beauty * Herald of Loyalty and Righteousness * Joyful Tathagata * Leopard Buddha] Shen Gongbao woke up one day reborn in the primordial world, on Kunlun Mountain. My name is Shen Gongbao, and I actually transmigrated into Shen Gongbao? The General Who Divides the Waters after the Investiture of the Gods? The general who plugs up the eye of the North Sea? Who understands this kind of miserable fate?
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You Asked Me to Make Equipment, So What’s with These Black Stockings? 让你打造装备,这黑丝是什么鬼?
(Lighthearted daily life. Please don’t complain if it’s not your thing.) Games descend upon reality, bringing savage beasts and eerie places where no one survives. Humanity’s survival is under grave threat. Fortunately, everyone can awaken a class and gain extraordinary powers at the age of eighteen. At the most important moment of his life, Su Ming awakens the most useless class of all, [Blacksmith], and the school abandons him in no time. But Su Ming’s class panel mutates, awakening the hidden
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Confession Mix-Up! I Flirted with My Brooding Childhood Friend by Mistake, and He Went Crazy 告白乌龙!错撩阴湿竹马后他疯了
[Rivals use an alt account to flirt with me + a green-tea older brother + online romance turns real + flirting with the wrong person exposes their identity + sweet campus romance] Xu Youning has had three mortal enemies in this life: Shen Shiji, Shen Shiji, and still Shen Shiji! He stole her top ranking, tugged her braids, and snatched away the drink she was offering. This grudge is irreconcilable. Then she nearly drowned and was rescued. She mistakenly thought it was the passing senior Wen. T
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Slay the Gods: Yingzi, Mind Yourself. Don't Do Anything Reckless! 斩神:缨子请自重,你别乱来呀!
Ye Xiaobai transmigrates into the world of Slay the Gods and obtains an Emotion System. The stronger the person whose emotions he stirs, the greater their emotional fluctuations, and the richer the rewards he receives. So here's the question: which emotion is easiest to provoke? The answer is obviously anger. In other words, making people see red makes you stronger, and Ye Xiaobai knows exactly how to do that. And so Ye Xiaobai gradually starts letting loose. “Hey, Yingzi, you should've been dri
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Working Overtime Again Today to Stop the Universe from Going Crazy 今天也在努力加班阻止宇宙发癫
Also known as: A Record of Cultivation Across the Multiverse. Fantasy + Sci-Fi + Wonder + Comedy; Exploration + Ensemble Cast + Everyday Life. Ji Wuxiu is a mediator for the Interuniversal Administration Bureau. His job used to be breaking up fights between the three great universes, but a disastrous teleportation accident sends him to a strange world of cultivation. Here, the Hehuan Sect is actually an orthodox sect, the little Saintess is a succubus, and his senior brother's flying sword hides
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I’m Done Hiding: Two Systems Won’t Stop Trying to Bind to Me 不装了,有两个系统死活要绑定我
Setting Up Food Stalls Across the Myriad Worlds: From Terrible Cooking to Culinary Legend [Light Fantasy] [Transmigration Across the Myriad Worlds] [Lighthearted] [Growth-Oriented Heroine] Su Qinghe, a modern cultivator, had finally reached the Foundation Establishment stage on Blue Star, where spiritual energy was scarce. She thought the little tribulation would be a sure thing, but the lightning strike left her looking like a bristling monkey. When she woke up, she discovered that two Systems
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The System Keeps Urging Me to Cook, and I Become the Hunting Squad’s Favorite 系统催我做饭,成异能狩猎团团宠
[Fantasy | Otherworld | Farming | Strong heroine and hero | Lighthearted | A little funny] Ye Tingyun, the leader of a struggling modern cultivation sect, finally manages to form her Golden Core thanks to the little spirit mountain she inherited from her grandfather. But a lightning tribulation strikes her and sends her to another world, the continent of Yifeng. As soon as she arrives, she’s hit with a double whammy: her Golden Core shatters, and she’s been drugged with an aphrodisiac. (Being ca
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The Game Has Arrived, and Only I Can Spend Money! 游戏降临,只有我能氪金!
This game can change reality, and I’m the only one who can spend money in it! I’ll buy every pack available. All I want is to lose once. It’s not that I’m too strong. This game just loves its money. Many people believe that humanity is the chosen race. The Serpentfolk, the Chang’e Clan, and the Treefolk once thought the same. Then they became monsters in the game. Only then did they understand what true despair was. Now, humanity, once defeated, has been chosen again. This surviving spark ha
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The Heiress Returns to the Capital and Drives Every Chosen Protagonist Crazy 大小姐回京逼疯了所有气运主角
[A Little Unhinged and Lighthearted + System + Chosen-by-Fate Heroines + Villains + A Wild Mix of Classic Leads + Heroine with Overpowered Combat Skills + Mental Strength] [A story about going from a lovable fool to a savvy operator] Tian Dahua lived in Qingmiao Village for fourteen years. For five years running, she was voted the village’s gentlest girl. She had adoptive parents who treated her as their own, a devoted fiancé, and fellow villagers who couldn’t praise her enough. Adoptive paren
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When the Women's Director Steps In, All the Eccentrics of the 1970s Flee in Terror 妇女主任一出手,七零极品全吓走
💥 Wen Wanning, a human weapon from the apocalypse, opens her eyes to find herself a helpless, foolish orphan in the 1970s, someone everyone can bully. ✅ They scheme to send her to the countryside? She breaks her scumbag father's hand! ✅ A wife-beater hits his wife every day? She beats him to a pulp! ✅ A nightmare of a mother-in-law torments her daughter-in-law? She beats the shrew at her own game! ✅ A stingy father-in-law schemes against his son? She empties every last bit of his hidden savin
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As a Genius, How Am I the Weakest in My Family? 身为天才,我居然是家里最弱的?
Chen Zhi'an transmigrates into the Great Wilderness, becoming a spoiled young marquis of a different world's Great Tang. From the start, he lands in jail for flirting with a princess! Even worse, he discovers that his bookish eldest brother, who spends all day cooped up at home, may be a reclusive powerhouse! His second brother, whose engagement was broken off, is the chosen one of destiny, an unrivaled swordsman who stands alone atop the martial world! His little sister is the reincarnation of
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Racing Girls’ World: I Have God-Tier Tuning Traits! 赛车娘世界:我有神级改装词条!
[A fresh concept you definitely haven't seen before] [Racing competition] [Sweet romance and growth] [War God mecha] [Catgirl] [The Goose Sect's rebirth] Also known as: You were supposed to modify the mecha girls, so why are you making them cling to the wall?! A white-haired catgirl is forced onto the streets because her performance is too poor. But I'm the only one who can see her hidden talents... This is a strange world where human-shaped girls can transform into supercars built for the racet
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Mu Fanghuai, Your Cool and Aloof Persona Has Crumbled! 牧方淮,你的高冷人设崩了!
Mu Fanghuai, your aloof persona has fallen apart!
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The Concubine Just Wants to Eat and Wait to Die, but Dumps Her Obsessive Prince and Runs Off to Start a Business 小妾只想混吃等死,甩开偏执王爷跑路经商
The concubine just wants to eat, drink, and wait for death. She dumps her obsessive prince, runs away, and goes into business.
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Cooking Snow Beneath the Pines, Listening to the Years Flow By 松间煮雪听流年
(Invincible protagonist, satisfying contrast, everyone gets a happy ending, absolutely no angst) Deep in Mount Taixu stands a nameless little temple. The old Taoist who lives there does little each day beyond sweeping snow, brewing tea, and listening to the wind. Then one day, a badly wounded nine-tailed fox tumbles through the temple gate. The old Taoist sighs, pulls a sword sealed away for a thousand years from his sleeve, then turns around, chops some firewood, and brews the fox a cup of tea.
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The Mattress Chants Sutras, and the Elevator Makes Me Afraid of Heights. You Call This Everyday Life? 床垫念经电梯恐高,这叫日常?
[Lighthearted Comedy] [Wild Imagination and Unexpected Contrasts] [Sharp Tongues] [Everyday Life] [All Things Have Spirits] [Power Fantasy] [Episodic] “Let me down! I’m afraid of heights!” On his first day as a property manager, Lin An gets trapped on the eighteenth floor, listening to the terrified elevator scream its head off. This upscale residential complex is packed with bizarre goings-on: a streetlight that flaunts itself like an exhibitionist, a pipe with an enlarged prostate, a lost ro
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