A Hilarious Masterpiece 十分搞笑的神作

1. 1 三 Three Terrible Fortune Sticks? This Daoist Will Defy Heaven and Change Your Fate! 三次下下签？贫道替你逆天改命！ Water Is Blue水是蓝色的Urban1.4M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted comedy + Meme references + Satisfying power fantasy] Fang Yang transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a Taoist priest, invited to take part in a livestreamed variety show. Visitor: “Reverend, I can’t get over her. What should I do?” Fang Yang: “She’s bad luck for you!” Visitor: “Reverend, I found a huge tomb. Want to come with me?” Fang Yang: “No. I can’t handle those mechanisms.” Visitor: “What mechanisms?” Fang Yang: “The public security authorities!” Visitor: “Reverend, a 43.9kReads8.9Score3.6kShelves

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   🔥If you're not into comedy, come find me! ①Visitor: "Taoist Master, I've discovered a huge tomb, want to come along?" Protagonist: "No, I can't handle those traps." Visitor: "What traps?" Protagonist: "The police!" ②Originally a Taoist priest descending the mountain for training, all sorts of absurd things happen one after another. From bizarre scams like "seeking a child for a large sum of money" to "saving fallen women," they can seriously delve into these schemes, yet the process is incredibly chaotic, full of blunders and hilarious moments.

2. 2 小 Chen Buqi, the Little Taoist 小道士陈不欺 Big Sister Li李家大姐Mystery4.5M WordsOngoing Hello, everyone. My name is Chen Buqi. My professions include Taoist priest, locksmith, cook, phone repairman, driver, and tomb-raiding consultant…. I have too many to list them all. I was raised by my master and martial uncle! They were both incredible! I only learned that after coming back from my first year out in the world. Because I liked to play around, I also squandered a lot of techniques that people would have envied! Fortunately, I devoted myself to physiognomy and mastered two special 151kReads9.1Score13.3kShelves
3. 3 当 Mind the Fall 当心坠落 Jiu Mengli玖梦离Urban343k WordsOngoing [Superpowers + Wild Imagination + Twin Life Spirits + Transmigration + Foreshadowing + Original] When people are in direct contact with the ground, they feel grounded. When they are one meter above the ground, they feel uneasy. When they are a hundred meters above it, they feel terrified. That fear only deepens as they fall faster and faster. And when this fear appears in a dream, it becomes a nightmare of falling… Of course, you should watch your step even when walking on solid ground… A fall c 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Some brothers

4. 4 斩 Slay the Gods: I’m the Proxy for Big Gray Wolf, and Even Conceptual Gods Are Gods 斩神：代理灰太狼，概念神也是神 Little Little Falling Leaf小小小落叶Male-Channel Fanfiction564k WordsOngoing [Slay the Gods]+ [Mentally Ill Protagonist]+ [Unhinged Comedy]+ [Big Bad Wolf’s Agent]+ [Conceptual Gods Are Gods Too]+ [Woolly]+ [Tom Cat]+ [Doraemon]+ [Who Cares If You Get It? Just Click and Read!] After transmigrating into the world of Slay the Gods, Chu Ming discovered that he had become a mental patient, and that he shared a doctor with Lin Qiye. Chu Ming was tied tightly to a hospital bed. Doctor Liu: “Sorry, your condition is rather serious. We have to restrain you.” Chu Ming: “I’m r 11.4kReads8.9Score1.1kShelves
5. 5 开EN Starting with a Street Stall Selling Super Strength Potions 开局地摊卖大力 Yi Qingfeng弈青锋Urban8.9M WordsCompleted [Qingfeng's new novel, This Player Has a Problem in the Head, is currently serializing and has plenty of chapters ready to binge] Earth enters an era of spiritual qi revival, and humanity begins awakening supernatural abilities! Jiang Nan awakens the strongest street-stall System from the start. Potions of Strength? Detoxifying Yellow Beans? Lucky Cherries? They're flying off the shelves! The world's top tycoons, richest man, popular streamers, and peak powerhouses all come to buy them. Jiang Na 333.1kReads9.7Score43.5kShelves

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   🚀🔥 [Exclusive Reveal! "Starting as a Street Vendor with Great Strength"—An Incredibly Satisfying Novel from Tomato Novels That Will Make You Laugh Until Your Stomach Hurts!]🔥🚀 There's a term called "top master," which perfectly describes the unique effect of the "Farmer's Three Punches of Mineral Water" in the opening chapter. 📚 Are you tired of the clichés and blandness of traditional novels? Do you yearn for an unprecedented feast of imagination while reading? Then let me highly recommend "Starting as a Street Vendor with Great Strength," a phenomenal, incredibly satisfying novel on the Tomato Novels platform that will absolutely make you laugh until your stomach hurts and leave you feeling incredibly exhilarated! 🌟Story Background: On Blue Star, where spiritual energy is reviving, humans are beginning to awaken superpowers. Our protagonist, Jiang Nan, is an unlucky guy with the lowest talent, forced to make a living by setting up a street stall. However, fate seems to have other plans for him; he unexpectedly awakens the "Strongest Street Vendor System," embarking on a path to defy destiny! 💥Golden Finger System: Jiang Nan's street stall system is no ordinary system. It allows him to gain resentment points by provoking others, and then use these points to draw prizes! The prizes are incredibly diverse, ranging from strength potions, antidote soybeans, lucky cherries to marrow cleansing fruits, and much more. These magical items not only add fun and convenience to Jiang Nan's cultivation journey but also bring countless laughs and surprises to the readers! 😂Humorous Writing Style: The author's writing is vivid and humorous, with a unique and creative imagination that makes readers chuckle. The interactions between Jiang Nan and these magical items are full of humor and fun, making readers laugh out loud. The overall atmosphere of the book is light and joyful, with various jokes flying around and smooth transitions, making it impossible to put down! 💪Exciting Plot: While primarily comedic and entertaining, the exciting plot is equally unmissable. With the help of the street stall system, Jiang Nan's strength gradually increases, rising from the academy to become a top powerhouse on Blue Star. He not only faces challenges and enemies from all sides, but also leads humanity against a powerful external foe, safeguarding peace and justice. 💖Summary: *Starting as a Street Vendor Selling Strength* is an incredibly satisfying and hilarious novel that combines humor, fun, and action. It not only provides readers with an unprecedented feast for the mind and a joyful atmosphere, but also conveys positive energy and enlightenment. If you also crave unexpected surprises and laughter in your reading, then *Starting as a Street Vendor Selling Strength* is definitely a choice you can't miss!

6. 6 女 Nuwa Awakens: Who's in Charge of the Three Realms These Days? 女娲醒后，这届三界谁带班的 A Lifetime of Xiuer秀儿一生Ancient Romance626k WordsOngoing Absurd Comedy + No Romance + Subverting Expectations + Ensemble Cast Nuwa slept in for ten thousand years. When she opened her eyes, it was 2030. Heaven had opened up trade with the mortal realm, the underworld had completely overhauled its rules of punishment, and the Three Realms were a total mess. Nuwa laughed in exasperation and decided to investigate in person. She initially thought the problem was that the gods had all given up. But the deeper she dug, the more she uncovered an ultimate t 1.8kReads—Score120Shelves

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   I want to say, this book is really good. I don't want to say it's funny. I'll just say it secretly, it's really funny. I want to say, happiness is really simple if you're willing.

7. 7 模EN After a Thousand Simulations, I Have a Speedrun Strategy for Escape Games 模拟一千次，我有逃生游戏速通法 Eat a Billion Less少吃亿点Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Print edition on sale February 21 at 7 p.m. Please show it lots of support!] [Infinite-flow + fast-paced + funny + invincible protagonist + no female lead + no angst for the protagonist] [Across the four streets, east, south, west, and north, ask around and find out who’s the boss] [Don’t compare yourself to others. Just look at you: who do you think you are?] The White Tower descends, and the entire world enters death-instance mode. Zheng Xun, bound to an infinite simulation System and forced 214.6kReads9.6Score36kShelves

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   I've been laughing so hard lately at these hilarious novels by Tomato! [Laughing][laughing] In ①, while everyone else is playing games with tense excitement, the protagonist can calmly lie down, creating a stark contrast with the chaotic game atmosphere and maximizing the laughs. In ②, the protagonist inexplicably becomes a succubus, embarking on a bizarre and popular journey filled with endless laughs. And then there's ③, full of wildly imaginative plots and a humorous writing style that will definitely have you laughing out loud.

8. 8 只 I Only Make Money, Never Romance: I'm the Best Professional Simp! 只赚钱不谈情，职业舔狗我最行！ A Long Sigh长叹一声Urban3.9M WordsOngoing (Succubus + winning back the husband + lighthearted comedy + everyday campus life + no System + not reborn + sweet and angsty) A gambling-addicted dad, an alcoholic mom, a sick little sister, and a broken-hearted him. To make money, Lu Xing chose to provide emotional support instead of doing either brainwork or manual labor. Everyone knows Lu Xing is the humble pursuer of the aloof campus beauty Wei Qingyu. He loves her to his very core and takes care of her in every possible way! Wei Q 262.2kReads9.5Score19.2kShelves
9. 9 癫EN Unhinged? We're All Unhinged—and That's a Good Thing! 癫，都癫，癫点好啊 Little Salt小盐子Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Super-Sweet 1v1]+ [Silly Humor and Memes]+ [Showbiz]+ [Dating Variety Show]+ [Face-Slapping] [Unhinged Actress vs. CEO with a Mind of His Own] Betrayed by her scumbag boyfriend, she transmigrated into a book and was immediately stabbed and sent to the hospital by an extremist shipper. Xie Mi went berserk on the spot, spouting wild claims in the livestream. “Come on! Stab me! All of you, stab me! I'll blow up the Earth!” A passerby who had wandered into the livestream nearly fainted. Okay, okay. 335kReads9.8Score46.9kShelves

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   I've been laughing so hard lately at these hilarious novels by Tomato! 😆😆 In ①, while everyone else is playing games with tense excitement, the protagonist calmly lies down, creating a stark contrast with the chaotic game atmosphere and maximizing the laughs. In ②, the protagonist inexplicably becomes a succubus, embarking on a bizarre and charismatic journey filled with endless laughs. And then there's ③, full of wildly imaginative plots and a witty writing style that will absolutely have you laughing out loud.

10. 10 技 I Just Have Lots of Skills, So Why Does Everyone Call Me a God? 技能多而已，为什么都说我是神？ Captain of the Trapping Camp陷阵营营长Urban1.6M WordsCompleted [Comedy + Spiritual qi revival + One heroine + Passionate action + Nearly invincible protagonist + Unconventional ideas + Plundering the gods] Synopsis One: After transmigrating, Xin Yuan awakens the Hand of Replication, which lets him copy and enhance other people’s abilities. But his luck is so bad that he only manages to copy a low-level ability. Then, to his surprise, a young female examiner at his test turns out to be a top powerhouse with an SSS-rank talent! [SSS-rank talent, Ice Age, succ 40kReads9.2Score3.9kShelves

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    I'm laughing so hard my stomach hurts, be careful you don't poop from laughing! Hahahaha 😂😂😂

11. 11 重 Reborn as a Tree, I Awaken Ten Superpowers by Acting Cute 重生成树，靠撒娇觉醒十大超异能 Dreaming of Deer and Clouds得鹿梦云Urban120k WordsOngoing Others transmigrate and start by breaking off an engagement and slapping faces. Mo Wentian transmigrates and takes root in the back hills as a crooked tree. The System gives him no cultivation manual or pills, only one daily command: act cute. He acts cute for the wind and gets frozen bald. He acts cute for a wild cat and gets peed on. Only after a beast tide swallows thirty thousand mutated beasts does the System finally get generous: an SSS ability and a powerful body, all yours. His body ha —Reads6.3Score—Shelves
12. 12 无 Unlimited Power-Ups! A Supreme Martial Soul Slays the Myriad Worlds from the Start 无限强化！开局至尊武魂镇杀诸天 Dreaming of Deer and Clouds得鹿梦云Urban1.0M WordsCompleted A new book's rating isn't a reliable guide, but this has the potential to be a five-star hit! At the martial arts exam, his martial soul awakened: Common Grade! Hong Qitian, the top student in the culture courses, became the laughingstock of the entire school. “A top student? A useless martial soul is good for nothing!” Amid the jeers, his System awakened! Three supreme martial souls descended with a thunderous roar: The Ruyi Golden-Hooped Rod, which can shatter the stars with a single strike! T 2.3kReads7.7Score240Shelves
13. 13 无 The Peerless Poison Strategist Backs the Empress 无双毒士，力挺女帝 One Glance at the Vast Sea一顾沧海Historical2.1M WordsCompleted [Masterful political intrigue + empress + poetry + contrasts + lie flat + power of capital] From the start, a princess is poisoned and hunted down, but Shen Liuxiang mistakes her for the top courtesan on a pleasure boat. By day... well, by day and night, they have heart-to-heart talks. The princess sighs: “Better not to be born a woman. For a hundred years, our joys and sorrows lie in other people’s hands.” Shen Liuxiang laughs: “Come on, take a look at this book, The Legend of Wu Meiniang.” The 10.2kReads8.1Score1.1kShelves

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    Highly recommend this novel! It's a historical fiction story, a hilarious political intrigue tale reminiscent of Stephen Chow! The protagonist is cunning and shameless, calculating every move. He tricks the Empress into reading the risqué novel "The Empress of China," only to be forced into sexual acts and become a servant in the Nine Dragon Imperial Carriage. He and the Empress have a love-hate relationship, and all his enemies are outwitted to the point of despair. The writing is humorous and witty, with jokes in every chapter. Don't read it while eating or drinking—it will absolutely make you laugh to death!

14. 14 女 A Female Ghost Shows Up Pregnant, and You Say You're a Proper Daoist? 女鬼怀孕上门你说你是正经道士？ Fined Into Bankruptcy for Being Handsome因帅被罚破产Mystery4.1M WordsOngoing [Mystery Solving] [Ghost Stories] [Chinese Folk Traditions] Su Yun is an heir to the Yin-Yang School, one of the pre-Qin traditions. Introduced by an acquaintance, he went on a blind date and met his girlfriend. After they broke up, Su Yun prepared to turn her into a zombie. Just as the process was nearly complete on the seventh day, a policewoman burst in and arrested him for murder. Su Yun: “I'm innocent! My ex-girlfriend was a flight attendant, fair-skinned, beautiful, and long-legged. Why wo 221kReads9.1Score23.8kShelves

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    Give your mind and body a break 🔥🔥 Here comes the lighthearted and enjoyable story. The protagonist is smart and a bit of a rascal, but he's also really capable. He starts by raising a beautiful female corpse and uses her to create a case, thus embarking on a journey involving various big shots and their fish-blasting cases.

15. 15 玄 The Metaphysics Expert Is Back at Her Street Stall 玄学大佬她又去摆地摊了 Tomato洋柿子Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted Original titles: The Fortune-Telling Street Vendor Is Actually a Mystical Arts Ancestor?! and The Mystical Arts Big Shot Is Back at Her Street Stall [Fortune-telling + ghost-catching + feng shui + powerful protagonist + no romance, thriving solo + gossip + episodic stories] The junior sister of the Zhengyang Sect, sealed away for a thousand years, wakes up reborn in the body of a girl whose parents don't care for her. The girl wants to go to school, so she'll have to earn her own tuition. So We 43kReads9.4Score5.9kShelves
16. 16 直 Livestream Fortune-Telling: From the Start, I Sponsored Grandpa's Underworld Startup 直播算命：开局赞助爷爷地府创业 Osmanthus of August, Gui'an八月桂安Modern Romance1.8M WordsCompleted [No Romance + Livestreaming + Fortune-Telling + Metaphysics + Showbiz] A metaphysical master fails her tribulation and wakes up in the body of a universally hated, C-list villainess. To pay off her breach-of-contract fees, Ji He starts livestreaming fortune-telling. A viewer with dark circles under his eyes calls in: “Streamer, why do I dream every night that my grandpa is telling me to burn joss paper?” Ji He: “Your grandpa's starting a business down below. He's short on cash.” Viewer: “...” On 44.2kReads9.3Score7.9kShelves
17. 17 破 Solving Cases Takes Someone Like Me [Criminal Investigation] 破案需要我这样的人才【刑侦】 Never Imagined未曾设想Mystery1.1M WordsCompleted When it comes to Ling Wuyou, even an ant passing by would turn to its companion and say, “Don't mess with that lunatic!” Say a couple of words to her and she'll blow up like a firecracker. She doesn't care one bit about acting like a respectable adult. While she was studying at the police academy, she taught quite a few classmates a lesson more than once. It's because she's not very strong, but her dirty tricks are endless. Later, the lunatic became a proud police officer. She'd say, “Who wants 106kReads9.4Score16.7kShelves
18. 18 笑 Hilarious Jokes 笑死人笑话 Three Layers of Rain三层雨323k WordsCompleted The ultimate happy place for busy workers and students! A massive library of jokes, from workplace rants and campus antics to hilarious comebacks and jaw-dropping plot twists. There’s something for every occasion! Sneak a few pages at work, unwind before bed, or read on your commute, and you’ll be laughing your abs off in no time. There’s even a section for kids’ unfiltered remarks, where their adorable logic will have you slapping the table with laughter. Need a cure for life’s stress? Come hav 14.5kReads—Score555Shelves

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    A hilarious masterpiece, a must-see. You can tell how funny it is just by looking at it.

19. 19 成 1,000 Adult Joke Stories 成人笑话1000个小故事 Three Layers of Rain三层雨409k WordsCompleted A Man’s Pit Stop, a Woman’s Lubricant: Life Lessons from Humorous Jokes Life is moving faster and faster, and stress is never far away. Everyone needs a place to relax and recharge. For married men, humorous jokes aren’t just entertainment; they’re a pit stop for relieving stress and improving quality of life. Even if you’re single, you should learn to use humor to smooth the road to happiness and make every day more exciting. 4kReads—Score255Shelves
20. 20 世 Everyone Avoids the Troublemaking Girls, but I Take Them All In 世人皆避精神小妹我尽数收留 Mo Mi莫羋Urban416k WordsOngoing Spiritual little sisters, yoga pants: which one can make you stop in your tracks? ...Stop looking, this is the one! To give everyone a good show, I spent 6,000 yuan to live with a spiritual little sister for a month, together around the clock. What? You say that's still not enough? Then how about adding a System, too!? Gu Xingchen transmigrates back ten years and uses his System to turn his life around. Every spiritual little sister in the county follows him... Their world is on guard against th 45.2kReads6.1Score2.9kShelves

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    The first book has been adapted into a comic book series. It's a super satisfying harem story with multiple female leads, which I find physically appealing, and packed with exciting and satisfying moments... The second book is a tragic romance novel that's already finished, so you can read it without worry. It tells the story of how the female lead escapes from a park in northern Myanmar.

21. 21 女 Women, Don't Go to Northern Myanmar. There's No One There. 女人不要去缅北那里没有人 Mo Mi莫羋Urban323k WordsCompleted The world is beautiful. I won't be coming back in my next life. Bailu (a pseudonym) said something after returning from northern Myanmar that I still can't forget. She said: "When Heaven was taking me apart, it got the balance just right. Any harder, and I'd have died. Any gentler, and I might have had a decent life." My so-called best friend tricked me into going to northern Myanmar. That's when I learned that women here aren't even treated as human beings. Beatings, imprisonment, being drained 21.1kReads7.4Score1.2kShelves
22. 22 我 I Feed Demons with My Own Body in the Demon Suppression Bureau 我在镇魔司以身饲魔 Six Gourds六个葫芦Eastern Fantasy1.8M WordsCompleted [Get stronger when attacked by monsters + Transmigration + System + Invincible + Comedy + Villain + Demon Suppression Bureau] After transmigrating to a fantasy world overrun by monsters, Gu Qingfeng becomes a prison guard in the Demon Suppression Prison of the Great Yan Dynasty’s Demon Suppression Bureau. From that day on, strange cases begin piling up in the prison, once known as a living hell and feared for its eerie, terrifying atmosphere! Why do the monsters in the prison scream every night? 68.8kReads9.3Score6.8kShelves

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    Just watch!

23. 23 开EN Starting as a Jailer, I Represent the Court in Slaying Through the Martial World 开局成狱卒，我代表朝廷杀穿武林 Hua Jiuzhi花九枝Eastern Fantasy2.2M WordsCompleted [Decisive and ruthless + body refinement + slaying demons and exorcising evil + dominating the martial world] Ye Kang accidentally transmigrates to a high-martial world where heroes use their martial arts to flout the law, warriors bully ordinary people, and the people live in misery. Ye Kang awakens a Comprehension System and rises from a death prison. Martial arts that take others ten years of hard training to master, he learns in a second, effortlessly. In a world where might makes right, Ye 26.9kReads8.2Score2.2kShelves
24. 24 开 Two Systems From the Start, I Take One Out on the Spot! 开局俩系统，当场干掉一个！ Meaning in the Lyrics词中意Eastern Fantasy2.3M WordsCompleted [System + no romance + comedy + immortality + shameless antics] At the peak of madness lies pure lunacy. With me, Tan Feng, around, the whole world can go crazy! After transmigrating into the cultivation world, he gains two Systems. Not only can he come back to life, he also earns rewards for causing trouble and making a getaway. Tan Feng decides to take shamelessness to the extreme. When his enemies pay respects to their ancestors, he slams his head into a tombstone and shouts, “From now on, I 19kReads8.7Score1.8kShelves
25. 25 修 The First Great Mess in the Cultivation World 修仙界第一混乱 Noodle King Zai板面王仔Eastern Fantasy2.7M WordsCompleted “Sect Master Sun, your sect is now a renowned sword sect in the northern cultivation world. What is your opinion of Dean Xu?” “I often tell people in the know that Dean Xu is my idol. People hunt him down, and he still tries to make friends and strike deals with them. He raises disciples until they reach Foundation Establishment, then stops teaching them and sells them off to other sects. Now his students are everywhere, and his people are all over the place.” “And how do the senior members of 175kReads9.5Score30.6kShelves
26. 26 大 Great Qin: The Divine Rankings Appear, and I Get Exposed for Trying to Lay Low 大秦：神榜现世，苟不住的我被曝光了 Qiao Mu11乔木11Anime Fanfiction1.5M WordsCompleted [Hilarious + extreme extrovert + shameless + System + invincible] He transmigrates into The Legend of Qin and encounters a whole host of big shots, including Ying Zheng, Zhao Gao, and Donghuang Taiyi. His innate gift for socializing soon helps him thrive, while also making him infamous… Ying Zheng: “Wang Xuan is the most shameless rascal in all of the Great Qin. I will brook no argument…” 35.8kReads9.1Score2.9kShelves
27. 27 开 From the Start, the Sky Screen Spoiled That I Would Become an Emperor for the Ages 开局天幕剧透我居然成了千古一帝 Summer Heat, Winter Chill夏燥冬寒Historical531k WordsCompleted [Sky Screen + Alternate History + Cunning Trickster + Lighthearted + Goofy + Ensemble Cast + System] Gu Qin transmigrated into the ninth prince of the Jing Dynasty, a sickly child doomed to die young. His mother had passed away early, and his maternal relatives held little influence. By the time he was a toddler, a great Confucian scholar had already judged him to have mediocre talent and no learning whatsoever. With no one in the palace to protect him, and a tongue too clumsy to speak well, he 13.2kReads7.7Score584Shelves

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    🌷🌷After the Heavenly Screen reveals the protagonist's actions, it's basically a royal survival game. There's also a segment explaining the protagonist's meritorious officials, both male and female. There's a system involved, and the plot is quite good.

28. 28 开 She Drove a Tank into the Imperial Palace: The Divine Doctor Consort Conquered Four Kingdoms 开着坦克进皇宫，医妃她平了四国 Flowers Bloom in the Western Sea西海生花Ancient Romance1.8M WordsCompleted Marriage first, love later + both leads are devoted only to each other + equally strong leads + sweet romance + a magical space + transmigration. Yue Rushuang, a top military doctor from the twenty-fourth century with doctorates in both medicine and toxicology, transmigrates and marries the Crown Prince, who has been gravely wounded. On the first day of their marriage, she stitches up his wounds. On the second, she performs surgery on him. On the third, she pushes the disabled Crown Prince into 17kReads9.4Score2.2kShelves

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    It's hilarious, heartwarming, and full of justice; I laugh non-stop every time I watch it. A few times it even startled my daughter; she didn't know why I was shaking. Highly recommended!

29. 29 我 I'm a Good Person, So Why Do You Call Me a Menace? 我一个好人，你们说我是祸害？ Likes Eating Tangerines喜欢吃橘子Urban2.6M WordsOngoing [School Life, Everyday Comedy, Hilarious, spiritual qi revival, No Longer Human, Absurd, Shameless] When Qin Ke opened his eyes, he found himself in a parallel world undergoing spiritual qi revival! Right from the start, a bully showed up looking for trouble and asked him if he knew how to write the word “death”! No need to panic. He flipped open a dictionary and showed him exactly how to write it! “Repeat after me: si, as in ‘death’! Its opposite is ‘live,’ as in ‘stay alive’!” If the Syst 52.3kReads9.3Score5.2kShelves

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    Funny article + super cool

30. 30 体 A Golden Lump Awakened Inside Me, and the City's Gold Shops Went Crazy 体内觉醒金疙瘩，全城金店疯了 Yu Ruyu Really Isn't Me颜如玉真的不是我8k WordsCompleted A Golden Nugget Awakened Inside Him, and Every Gold Shop in the City Went Wild —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This work is so outrageous! I watched it twice, and it was so satisfying to be proven wrong!

31. 31 瞎 Blind Corn! Rotten Potatoes! Worthless Children, Get on Your Knees! 瞎苞米！烂土豆！极品儿女靠边跪 Lucky Cat招财猫儿Modern Romance3.6M WordsOngoing [Period] [The 1980s] [Light Ensemble Cast] [Reborn] [Feel-Good] [No Golden Finger] [Family Life] (Also known as: Reborn in the 1980s: The Old Lady Leaves Her Children Behind) Seventy-year-old Wu Zhiqiu is Reborn in the era when her children still depend on her hard work and sacrifice! In her previous life, she played favorites and ended up alone and miserable in her old age. This time, she refuses to repeat the past. The old lady decides to leave her children behind and enjoy the rest of her lif 192.7kReads9.3Score8.1kShelves

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    "Hmm, your mouth is like a damn old catfish spitting out roe, your hair is matted, and your face is covered in spots. Has your brain ever been flooded, raised fish, jumped on frogs, or walked on donkeys? Why would I give you my place for free? You have cerebellar atrophy, your brain has stopped developing, you're hemiplegic, completely paralyzed, the only thing you can move is your eyeballs, so I'm giving it to you!" The third brother's mouth was like it had been spitting out enemas, spewing nonstop.

32. 32 我 I, the Ultimate Schemer: The Empress Calls Me a Living Yama 我，最强毒士，女帝直呼活阎王 Xing Xing Zi星星子Historical4.3M WordsOngoing [Search Tomato to watch the short drama: The Third Greatest Stratagem of All Time] Gao Yang transmigrated to the Great Qian Dynasty just as the Empress ascended the throne and began recruiting talent from across the land. So he volunteered himself as a poison strategist! The Empress: “Suppose you personally wiped out your enemy's entire family. As you looked at the bodies scattered everywhere, you suddenly realized there was still a child in the house. What would you do?” Gao Yang: “I'd say, ‘Re 382.6kReads9.2Score32.3kShelves

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    A loving father and filial son—I, a heartless capitalist, have transmigrated?! "You dare to decipher His Majesty's edict to recruit talented individuals? If I don't break your legs today, I'd rather die!" A majestic roar rang out, and Gao Yang groggily awoke, feeling a splitting headache. Decipher the edict? Hadn't he just set up a scheme, reaping millions of dollars from several foreigners, then invited a few blonde girls, intending to bring glory to the nation at a hotel? Gao Yang subconsciously opened his eyes, and everything around him came into view. He had climbed onto a courtyard wall, lying horizontally on it. Below, in the antique-style courtyard, a group of people stood at the foot of the wall, all shouting, "Young Master, calm down, don't act rashly!"

33. 33 十EN Ten Days to the End 十日终焉 Pest Control Team Member杀虫队队员Mystery3.2M WordsCompleted 2024 Tomato Novel Annual Peak Rankings TOP 1 | 2024 China Online Literature Influence List | 2024 China Good Novel Award | Over 2 million copies sold (No harem, no formulaic tropes, no invincibility, no System, no mindless antics, no wish fulfillment. Read with caution if these bother you.) Just when I thought it was an ordinary day, I discovered I had been captured and taken to the End. Just when I thought I could escape by continually taking part in death games, people began awakening supernat 1.7MReads9.9Score206.4kShelves

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    🧸🎁Wow, this hilarious novel is so entertaining! Qi Xia is amazing. The plot is mind-bending, keeping you thinking non-stop. Among Tomato's suspense novels, it stands out. I couldn't put it down once I started reading. Highly recommended!

34. 34 躺 Lying Flat at the Brothel, Listening to Music, and Now the System Is Panicking 躺平勾栏听曲，系统急了 Open Wide for Candy张嘴吃糖Eastern Fantasy2.0M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted + funny + invincible master lineage + bandit System + powerful backer + whole sect full of sneaky schemers + everyone’s favorite + throwing his weight around + cultivation, but not too serious, all about mining] After spending five years listening to music in the pleasure quarters, the System can't take it anymore. [System: Buddy, do you want to be invincible in this world? Just complete the beginner's quest...] Xu Anshan: Do you think I need that? I am the Peak Master of Wushi Pea 50.1kReads9.4Score5.1kShelves

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    [Laugh][Eating melon] [Lighthearted + Funny + Invincible Master-Disciple Lineage + Bandit System + Mountain King + Sixth Brother of the Entire Sect + Beloved by the Group + Overbearing + Not-So-Serious Cultivation, Purely a Pickaxe~] After five years of listening to music in brothels, the system couldn't sit still anymore. [Shy][Rolling eyes] [System: Dude, do you want to be invincible in the world? As long as you do the newbie quests...] Xu Anshan: Do you think I need that? I am the Peak Master of Wushi Peak, the number one sect in Luhua Continent. [Driving a draft][Shocked] My senior sisters are all local tyrants, and my master and grandmaster dote on me. You have immense power, your master is Mei Jiji. You are a prestigious elder, your master is Mei Jiji. You are a ten-thousand-year-old ghost, your master is Mei Jiji. [Laugh][Thinking] [System: Dude, I admit your master-disciple lineage is indeed very strong, but if I activate my highland bloodline, even the rules of the system circle will turn pale at the sight of me.]

35. 35 我 My Dad's Hilariously Ridiculous Love Story 我爸那笑死人的沙雕爱情 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted My Dad’s Hilariously Ridiculous Love Story 55.7kReads—Score532Shelves

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    This is incredibly silly and hilarious, it's so funny!

36. 36 老 Is My Husband Dead Yet? 老公今天死了吗？ Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted Did my husband die today? 4kReads—Score110Shelves

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    It's so silly and funny, it's hilarious!

37. 37 白 The Girl of My Dreams Is Just Old, Not Dead 白月光只是老了，不是死了 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance13k WordsCompleted The woman you can never forget has simply grown old. She hasn’t died. 7.6kReads—Score118Shelves

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    Funny and entertaining!

38. 38 我 My Three-Year-Old Son Is a Little Comedian Who Drives Away Every Woman Who Takes an Interest in My Husband 我儿子三岁，是个笑话精，专克老公桃花 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted My Three-Year-Old Son Is a Little Comedian Who Keeps My Husband's Admirers at Bay 2kReads—Score—Shelves
39. 39 我 My Sister’s Boss Fell for My Brother 我姐的老板爱上了我弟 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance9k WordsCompleted My Sister's Boss Fell in Love with My Brother 1.1kReads—Score—Shelves
40. 40 疯 Are You Crazy? You're Robbing a Bank and Bringing Your Father-in-Law Along? 疯了吧，抢银行你还带上老丈人？ The Flying Bajie会飞的八戒Urban598k WordsCompleted Li Xiu was selected to take part in a safety drill, and his mission was to rob a bank. That was bad enough, but just as he set out, his father-in-law showed up to demand money. Father-in-law: “You have to give me this 200,000 yuan today, or I’m not letting you leave.” With no other choice, Li Xiu decided to take his father-in-law to the bank. The moment he pulled out a pistol and put on a mask, his father-in-law was stunned. Father-in-law: “You’re really ruthless. You’d rob a bank over a 200,000 6kReads8.0Score383Shelves

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    ✨Super hilarious!! Girls will love it too!✨ The male lead participates in a bank robbery drill, his mission is to rob a bank. Unexpectedly, he encounters his father-in-law demanding a dowry right after the mission begins. Father-in-law: "You have to give me this 200,000 today, or you won't leave." The male lead has no choice but to take his father-in-law to the bank. When he pulls out a gun and puts on a mask, the father-in-law is stunned. Father-in-law: "You're really ruthless, robbing a bank for a dowry of 200,000?" ✨During the drill, the male lead is bound to a system, resulting in the drill turning into a real bank robbery😆, starting a journey of escape while catching various escaped criminals. It gets more and more addictive as you watch! Highly recommended!! [Sparrow's Masterpiece]

41. 41 港 Hong Kong Crossover: Why Do They Call Me a Psycho? 港综：为何说我是疯批？ Already Hit Rock Bottom已到低谷Male-Channel Fanfiction1.9M WordsOngoing “You’re the crown prince of Hung Hing? Nice! Very nice!” “You’re the crown prince of the Red Light District? Excellent! Excellent!” “You’re the crown prince of show business? Fantastic!” “You’re the crown prince of the entire Hong Kong entertainment scene? You’re the best of all!” “You’re asking who I am?” “I’m nothing special. I’m the crown prince of the crazy world. That’s right, crazy as in mentally ill!” Wang Taiyi, a chronically ill office worker, dies suddenly on the job and transmigrates 58.1kReads8.3Score3.6kShelves

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    So funny! [Laughing][laughing][smirking]

42. 42 我 I, King Zhou, Have Already Become a Sage. Why Are You Still Trying to Deify Me? 我纣王都成圣了，你还封神？ Wan Xiaobei皖小北Eastern Fantasy1.1M WordsOngoing Also known as I Am the Sun in the Great Shang. Those who know, know. It’s really good, and I can’t say more than that. I guarantee it’s a great read! Di Xin’s vision of a glorious legacy for the ages will shine forever. Loyalty! 44.7kReads7.3Score3.7kShelves

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    Highly recommended, it's a story about a general, haha.

43. 43 大 Great Tang's Number One Menace 大唐第一祸害 The Song Is Not Yet Finished一曲未完Historical2.3M WordsCompleted His Majesty Li Er was furious. “My machine-gun company has been lured away by that little menace again?!” A minister replied carefully, “Your Majesty, the Japanese envoy was a month behind on his liquor tab at Wangfujing, so the Crown Prince… the Crown Prince just…” Li Er looked disdainful. “Nonsense! Japan is a friendly neighbor of our Great Tang. They’re only a little behind on payment. Would he really go that far?” The minister answered cautiously, “Your Majesty… the debt is 108,000 strings o 46.5kReads8.4Score3.3kShelves

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    🔥 The Number One Scourge of the Tang Dynasty 🔥 2 million+ words. A completed book I wrote myself, and I think it's alright, so I'll try recommending it. 😃😃😘😘😃😃

44. 44 霸 The Will of the Overlord? That's Exactly What I Oppose! 霸之意志？反的就是霸之意志！ I'm Little Zhang我是小小张Urban712k WordsOngoing [The Will to Oppose Tyranny] + [Invincible] + [Long Aotian] + [Over-the-Top Satisfaction] In recent years, a harmful trend called the Will to Dominate has swept through universities. Countless students bully their classmates without restraint on campus, playing at being school tyrants and leaving their peers furious and afraid to fight back. In response, the Ministry of Education established the Campus Order Inspectorate, recruiting investigators who specialize in dealing with covert bullying ca 7.2kReads8.8Score396Shelves

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    The masterpiece was dethroned because it was corrupted by the will of hegemony. Please read on for more details!

45. 45 日 Sun and Moon in Discord: Transmigrating into The Outcast 日月同错：从一人之下开始穿越 I'm Little Zhang我是小小张Anime Fanfiction773k WordsCompleted [The Outcast] + [Sun and Moon in the Wrong Place] + [Transmigration] + [Comedy] + [Invincible] + [Wild Imagination] + [Horror] One day, the True Blood of Ten Thousand Evils descended upon the world of the supernaturals. Any supernatural who obtained it would become an undead corpse after death, surviving by devouring the life force of the living. The protagonist, Meng Ning, was an ordinary young man from Earth who loved watching Chinese anime. After an accident, he awakened his innate divine abi 4.3kReads8.0Score317Shelves
46. 46 狂 Gale-Force Apocalypse: I Can Do Whatever I Want at an Elite Girls' School 狂风末世：我在贵族女校为所欲为 Belial the Poop King拉屎大王贝利亚Sci-Fi & Apocalypse528k WordsCompleted The apocalypse arrives, the old gods awaken, and the Aether Gale descends. The raging winds sweeping across the world will gradually strip away everything from those on land. The taller the building, the greater the danger it represents. At St. Mary’s Academy for Noble Girls, the once-proud darlings of heaven will now toss away their dignity for half a biscuit. Trapped here by accident, Zhang Xiaofan faces a group of noble young ladies so hungry they’ve lost their reason. Just as he despairs... 4.9kReads5.5Score558Shelves
47. 47 三 Delta Force: Can’t Get Banned? If You’re Not Banned, You’re a Green Player! 三角洲：封不掉？没封就是绿玩！ I'm Little Zhang我是小小张Sports771k WordsCompleted [Delta Force fanfiction + livestreaming + comedy + snark + over-the-top thrills, from the start it's like a recruit skipping smoke grenades and holding both lanes with a G3] In 2027, the next-generation VR immersive game Operation Sour Feet Congee, co-developed by several countries, takes the world by storm. Its code-writing AI is self-programming, its maps are built from the original universe, and all loot has to be found by players themselves. Even its in-game currency can be exchanged for rea 1.2kReads6.0Score103Shelves
48. 48 我 I Turned In an Unspeakable Being 我把不可名状物上交了 Dreamweaver of Deep Fantasies深漫造梦Urban706k WordsCompleted In a world where looking directly at an ancient god drives you mad, Ji Ye comes with a “Deep Abyss Filter.” The indescribably horrifying beings are just destructive huskies and fresh ingredients in his eyes. For health insurance and a steady paycheck, he joined the Anomaly Bureau as a “janitor.” When an S-rank forbidden zone erupted, everyone else despaired and waited to die. He complained as he carried his mop: “Who spilled ink all over the floor?” When an ancient god descended, he looked at th 3.9kReads8.0Score441Shelves

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    Brothers, I'm recommending a mind-blowing, super-powerful novel! The protagonist, Ji Ye, has awakened an "Abyss Filter," seeing everything as an everyday object. 👉 While others are terrified of the Headless Horseman, he thinks he's a dedicated deliveryman and even gives him a tip! 👉 While others are scared out of their wits by the sight of a deep-sea monster, he thinks she's a drowning girl, rescues her, and then forces her to sing a square dance! 👉 The most outrageous thing is that when the King in Yellow comes looking for trouble, he treats him like a performance artist, forcibly drags him into his house to play a murder mystery game, and then criticizes the script for its illogicality! Now, in his yard, a demigod is guarding the gate, a ghost king is mopping the floor, and an S-class monster is unclogging the drains... Everyone's a villain (just kidding), everyone's a working stiff! Want to see how the protagonist uses a mop to physically exorcise the entire universe? "I Handed Over the Unspeakable Things," you won't regret it, you'll laugh your head off!

49. 49 做 Be a Concubine? You're Not Worthy! I'll Find a Better Match, and You'll Beg Me to Stay 做妾？你也配？另谋高嫁你下跪 Young Master Lan公子兰Ancient Romance565k WordsCompleted This book is now available as a full-cast audio drama, and it’s hilarious! Give it a listen! [Hilarious Transmigration + Medical Space + Sweet, Satisfying Romance + Power Struggles + Palace and Household Intrigue + Mutual Devotion and Strength] A genius in medicine and poison transmigrates to ancient times with a medical space. She wakes up in a coffin, only to have a bewitching man try to steal it? Her ex-husband favors his concubine, abuses his wife, and shamelessly claims her dowry? Her fathe 5.6kReads8.9Score554Shelves

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    Humorous, witty, and lighthearted. ① A goddess-like doctor transmigrates into a coffin and picks up a handsome man. With a spatial ability, she takes revenge on scumbags and builds her career, enjoying a smooth and satisfying journey. ② Hilarious mind-reading ability + gossip system: The prince overhears the princess's thoughts and gets so angry he's practically fuming. Laughing from beginning to end. ③ A female military doctor transmigrates into a coffin to be buried with the princess and discovers that the handsome man can still be saved. It's sweet, flirtatious, and hilarious.

50. 50 爆 Hilarious Mind Reading: The Prince Eats Gossip Until He Throws Up 爆笑读心术，王爷吃瓜吃到吐 Young Master Lan公子兰Ancient Romance452k WordsCompleted Short drama adaptation: The Hilarious Mind-Reading Art: The Prince Laughs at Gossip Until He Chokes Manhua adaptation: The Princess's Inner Thoughts Are Full of Gossip, and the Prince Is Hooked; The Princess's Inner Thoughts Can't Be Hidden [Historical fantasy + mind-reading + gossip System + silly comedy + System space + sweet romance + feel-good revenge + transmigration to an alternate world + palace and household intrigue + devoted and powerful couple + marriage before love + healing a posses 24kReads9.1Score2kShelves

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