Any Funny Harry Potter Fanfiction? 有没有搞笑的哈利波特文

1. 101 H Harry Potter: A Northeastern Wizard’s Chaotic Days at Hogwarts HP：东北巫师癫翻霍格沃茨日常 Steamed Fish One蒸鱼一Anime Fanfiction740k WordsOngoing A laid-back Hufflepuff girl's dream~ [No romance! The heroine has a sauerkraut vibe! She's from Northeast China! The characters and original plot are both wildly out of character! Comedy! Parallel world!] Making up for all the regrets! After the heroine arrives, things don't follow the original plot. She can transmigrate through time and space, and she befriends a young Newt, an old soul who knows all about Fantastic Beasts. Luna starts school a year early and becomes best friends with Cuihua He 126Reads—Score—Shelves

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   This is a funny novel. The heroine is from the Northeast, and her family is for the Five Immortals. However, the heroine's family does not allow her to learn from the Five Immortals, so she is asked to go to Hogwarts to study with a yellow-skinned boy who has become a spirit. Then the heroine is a Hufflepuff. Her only hobby is cooking. She can't control it. She adds sauerkraut to the elixir in Snape's Potions class and makes Snape drink it. She also pours the hair growth elixir on Malfoy's head... It's really a pure comedy, and the friendship in it is really amazing.

2. 102 什 What Dark Lord? I’m the Heir to the Order of the Phoenix 什么黑魔王？我是凤凰社继承人 A Blank Stretch of Time空白的时间Male-Channel Fanfiction1.0M WordsCompleted (The fanfiction ranking is higher than the original work.) Angel’s soul is made up of three parts: one-third is Xu Congwei, a transmigrator; one-third is the real ten-year-old Angel; and the last third… is none other than the infamous Dark Lord. … “What’s the point of being the Dark Lord? I’d rather be headmaster of Hogwarts.” Many years later, Angel sat in the Hogwarts headmaster’s office and said this. “As for the rumors about the White Wizard outside…” “Just ignore them… It’s a classic case o 6.8kReads8.9Score725Shelves

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   It has to be this one, no censorship, the protagonist is a great fun person, likes to cause trouble and act, the author's writing is guaranteed, see if it suits your taste

3. 103 H HP: My Heavenly-Dropped Dad and Childhood Sweetheart Boyfriend Are Both Dark Lords HP天降爹和竹马男友都是黑魔王 A Bowl of Deliciousness碗碗香耶Female-Channel Fanfiction485k WordsCompleted [Original female lead in the Harry Potter universe, Ravenclaw, Albus’s niece, paired with Riddle] Estella Dumbledore grew up in an orphanage, living a quiet life. That is, until a naughty boy named Tom Riddle stopped her. “You can do magic, too.” Riddle’s face was handsome and young, his expression certain. From then on, Della and Riddle lived a “happy” life full of chaos and trouble. Della put her hands on her hips. “Let’s see who can make fire first today.” Riddle might not have been a great p 9kReads9.0Score1.5kShelves

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   Good-looking, a woman related to the greatest white wizard of the century and two generations of dark lords. The heroine has a strange brain circuit.

4. 104 H Harry Potter: Estelle’s Skin Hunger HP：艾丝黛尔的肌肤饥渴症 Kaka's Diary of Going Mad卡卡发疯日记Female-Channel Fanfiction315k WordsCompleted Draco pairing + lighthearted daily life and comedy + not a strong female lead! + sweet Mary Sue romance + the main plot takes a back seat + plenty of original worldbuilding (mainly based on the films) + OOC warning!!! Enter at your own risk!!! Both in Slytherin: adorable Estelle VS the haughty little dragon [The Belling family, one of Britain's oldest Pure-blood families, is immensely wealthy and has quietly carried on its legacy for centuries, keeping out of worldly affairs. Perhaps because of 9.2kReads9.3Score1.4kShelves

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   Sweet and funny! Look at the title of the book! You understand! CP Draco + childhood sweetheart + HE Tianwen + Jiangjiang stuffed rice!! The main plot has a weak sense of existence, but the sweet love complex with Xiaolong really makes me stunned to death! Wow! Even those who have never seen Harry Potter are welcome to join!

5. 105 h HP: Ron's Red Crown hp罗恩的红色冠冕 Zhuang Zhou Dreams of Butterflies123庄生梦蝶123Two Male Leads364k WordsOngoing (Player-character focused + the main story may have no CP + if you insist on asking, maybe the green-eyed, scarred little angel or the obnoxious blond young master + level-up progression + System cheat) He is a wizarding apprentice in a lawless land. He runs with werewolves. He is a villain who killed his teacher. He is a Weasley abducted by a Dark wizard. This is the story of an exploited Dark wizard’s apprentice who unexpectedly escapes his misery, enters Hogwarts, and changes the lives of cha 147Reads8.1Score—Shelves

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6. 106 H Harry Potter: The Chosen One’s Cousin Starts a Revolution in the Wizarding World HP：救世主表妹在魔法界闹革命 Eastern Woodwood Mountain东木木山Female-Channel Fanfiction726k WordsCompleted [Ravenclaw original heroine Olivia Dursley x Draco Malfoy] (A story about sweet-talking Olivia leaving everyone grinning from ear to ear.) After Harry found out that he and his cousin were young wizards, he happily headed off to study in the Wizarding World. Though his cousin was obsessed with all sorts of strange magical research, and even wanted to reform the Wizarding World alongside Hermione, Harry was fully supportive. But when did that damn Malfoy manage to steal his cousin away? Harry abs 6.2kReads8.8Score908Shelves

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   Harry's cousin, Dudley's sister. Blond hair and green eyes, CP Draco, the two fell in love at first sight.

7. 107 水 Harry Potter: The Other Side of the Water 【HP】水的另一面 Frost Opens霜开Female-Channel Fanfiction608k WordsCompleted Among the normal people Narcissa knew, there were no particularly brave ones. When darkness fell, they all seemed busy either hiding from it or trying to negotiate with an unstoppable force. Among the ones who weren’t normal, some were busy becoming part of the darkness, while others indulged in the wild idea of turning themselves into a light to match it. All she wanted was the peaceful, stagnant life she had once known. She would do anything to make that wish come true. On the other side of t 2.3kReads8.9Score277Shelves

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8. 108 H Harry Potter: Miss Grindelwald Is Addicted to Making Trouble HP：格林德沃小姐她沉迷于搞事 Soft Words, Old Dream软语故梦Female-Channel Fanfiction197k WordsOngoing [Harry Potter fanfic] [GGAD in their youth] [Strong female lead, no romance] [An unreliable big brother raising a kid / A little grown-up sister dragging her brother along] (Content warning: Includes GGAD, don't read if that's not your thing! Includes some original details and minor changes.) As the youngest daughter of the family, Gertude Grindelwald is beautiful, rich, and spirited, with mismatched eyes, gray hair, and the gift of prophecy. With a wealthy family and doting relatives, she shoul 1.6kReads7.7Score201Shelves
9. 109 H HP: The Light of Polaris HP北极星之芒 Milky Cheese Sauce奶香芝士酱Female-Channel Fanfiction1.3M WordsCompleted Draco x original female lead, both Slytherins, coming-of-age story Prararis, a witch raised in a convent, enters Slytherin. With an intellect far beyond the ordinary, she quickly distinguishes herself in the house, earning a reputation as a human scanner. Prararis’s impression of Harry: Obviously, a lonely little boy from an unhappy Muggle family that doesn’t have much money. Prararis’s impression of Hermione: Obviously, an outgoing, clever girl from a comfortable Muggle family who likes showing 10.6kReads9.3Score1.9kShelves
10. 110 h Harry Potter: Did I Accidentally Wander into Hogwarts While Practicing Cultivation? hp之修仙时误入霍格沃兹？ Black Robe of the Prince's Mansion王府的玄衣Female-Channel Fanfiction715k WordsOngoing [❗Harry Potter next-generation fanfic + plot-focused + no female lead + happy ending❗] [From the start, the protagonist is ten years old] [No character-bashing, and definitely no hot-pot scenes, so don't worry] It's normal to have a chance encounter while cultivating, but does stumbling into this place count as normal? Snape, Draco, and Harry will feature heavily in this story. No canon pairings, but there are plenty of ambiguous moments❗ (Between two male leads❗) (Ship whoever you like _(´ཀ`"∠ 7kReads9.1Score910Shelves

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    The first and second ones are almost like there is a book in the gag. They all look great!

11. 111 H Harry Potter: The Hogwarts Takeover Plan HP：霍格沃茨扫荡计划 Candy Wine糖果酒Female-Channel Fanfiction500k WordsCompleted A Harry Potter fanfic set in the Marauders' Era, with cultivation elements. If someone can be saved, save them. Original female lead: An Xin Pairing: Severus OOC warning Includes both an Eastern cultivation world and a Western magical world. The cultivation world comes later. A curse forced An Xin to cultivate for over two thousand years. Her efforts to fight it only made it worse. She had given up and accepted her fate, but then divined that a great opportunity awaited her somewhere far away. 379Reads—Score103Shelves

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    Try it, some are funny and some are light-hearted

12. 112 H Harry Potter: The Player’s Down-and-Out Life HP之玩家破灭的咸鱼生活 Between the Tides潮汐之间Female-Channel Fanfiction385k WordsCompleted [Harry Potter fan fiction + lighthearted + Marauders' era + next generation] She always believed that only by doing everything perfectly could she truly enjoy the carefree life she'd always dreamed of. So, She studied with great diligence. She paid close attention in class. She ate with great diligence. She slept with great diligence. She diligently tried to bring GGAD together. She diligently took No-Nose Old Voldy for walks. And even when she fell in love with someone, she did so with all her 4kReads9.2Score329Shelves
13. 113 H Harry Potter: Professor, Don't Change the Locks. It Won't Help! HP：教授别换锁了，没用的！ Writing a Little Summer Story浅浅写一夏Female-Channel Fanfiction616k WordsCompleted Female lead: Few words, ruthless as they come. Soft and adorable at first, but later she's quick to cast the Unforgivable Curses. Male lead: Restrained, low-key, and prone to overthinking! Calm and unruffled on the surface, but inside he suspects everyone of trying to rob him! Mu Jiajia: Professor... Don't bother changing the locks. It's no use. There's no lock my Alohomora can't open. Not just your cellar, either. I can come and go from the Headmaster's Office as I please. (Alohomora, Level 3 M 5.1kReads9.0Score636Shelves
14. 114 H HP: Severus's Cat HP西弗勒斯的猫 Wu Li Ge Wu呜哩个呜Female-Channel Fanfiction347k WordsCompleted A secret crush is a little thing that concerns only me, but I still hope with all my heart that you'll notice. Violet, the Half-Blood Prince's alone The Marauders Era Ravenclaw Violet Lane Pairing: Snape Neither the male nor the female lead gets put through the wringer. Professor Snape's life is already bitter enough, and I just can't bring myself to make it worse. There are so many heartbreaking Snape fanfics, so I'm writing a sweet, heartwarming little love story instead. The heroine is a natu 6.1kReads9.3Score1.1kShelves
15. 115 哈 Harry Potter: The Four Founders in the Next Generation 哈利波特四巨头在子世代 Zhi Luobai执落白Two Male Leads1.2M WordsCompleted A story about the four Founders of Hogwarts transmigrating a thousand years into the future and raising Harry. Updates guaranteed, so read with confidence. [Signed] ‘Feather Under Snow’ When the four Founders of Hogwarts accidentally find themselves a thousand years in the future... When The Chosen One is raised by the Four Founders... When the Four Founders return to Hogwarts as students... The Wizarding World seems poised for a dramatic upheaval. Pairings: Godric x Salazar, Helga x Rowena (th 1kReads9.5Score100Shelves

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    Absolutely funny|･ω･`)

16. 116 h HP: This Dog Seems a Little Too Smart hp这只狗狗似乎聪明过头了 Condensed Milk Valentin炼乳瓦伦汀Female-Channel Fanfiction538k WordsOngoing [Dogfather pairing + next generation + age gap] [Warnings]: Age gap! Age gap! Age gap! To make sure you don’t miss it, it’s mentioned three times. The heroine is in the same year as Harry, canon pairings are broken up, Cedric is the second male lead, there is some OOC, it’s a slow burn, and the heroine is just an ordinary person with a head of wood who is very slow to understand her own feelings. She’s a native, not a transmigrator, and has no golden finger. Please don’t apply the story’s values 27Reads8.4Score—Shelves
17. 117 H Harry Potter: James's Sister and Snape's Kid HP：詹姆的妹妹斯内普的娃 Zhang Ruhua张如画Female-Channel Fanfiction882k WordsCompleted [Snape’s adopted daughter + Charlie Weasley] [Snape + Lily Evans] Pairings A forbidden romance between Slytherin and Gryffindor. For fans of the original, with characters kept true to their canon personalities. Don’t get the wrong idea. I’m not Harry Potter’s sister. I’m Harry’s aunt, James Potter’s younger sister. My name is Tiana Potter. In my previous life, I was also a witch, born into an ordinary family. Sadly, during the Battle of Hogwarts, I was tortured to death by the Unforgivable Curs 605Reads8.7Score108Shelves
18. 118 H Harry Potter: From the Start, I Became a Relative of the Half-Blood Prince HP：开局成为混血王子的亲戚 Golden Moss蔓金苔Female-Channel Fanfiction1.0M WordsCompleted A Harry Potter fanfiction pairing Snape with an original female lead. The main story, spanning 419 chapters, is complete. Some extras will follow. Mutual healing and protection | Mending the canon's lingering regrets | A light ensemble cast from the Marauders' generation Anna and Severus are a pair of little adults who have to fend for themselves. One is a scatterbrain; the other is a sourpuss. One is terrifyingly strong; the other is frightening. His childhood was bleak and lightless; she was t 2.4kReads8.2Score218Shelves
19. 119 h Harry Potter: Turn This Blockhead Into a Puppy hp：把这个木头变小狗 The Night Heron Doesn't Chirp夜鹭不啾Female-Channel Fanfiction336k WordsOngoing Harry Potter fanfiction: A Hogwarts story beginning in 1989 The summer of Eveen’s eleventh year was the worst and most chaotic of her life. It was also the most extraordinary. In a fit of rage, some kind of power awakened, or erupted, within her, and she hurled a mean boy from her village into a dry well. “Freak!” “Witch!” “Little witch!” The angry townsfolk gathered outside the Bird family’s sweet shop, carrying torches. They had come to seize the strange girl. Weather Charm At some point, dark 713Reads8.7Score100Shelves
20. 120 H Harry Potter: At Hogwarts, Everyone’s Got My Back HP之霍格沃兹，满校尽是我靠山 ls99Female-Channel Fanfiction868k WordsCompleted [School Life + Coming of Age + Inspirational] What's it like to have an excellent older brother who's ten years older than you? Seventeen-year-old He Di says there's nothing worse! Your own big brother is “someone else's child,” and people compare you to him every chance they get! She couldn't keep up, so she gave up trying, becoming the “rebellious” child in her parents' eyes. The “rebellious” child retreated into her own little world and started playing a life simulator. She wanted to become a 343Reads8.1Score—Shelves
21. 121 H Harry Potter: The Death Eater’s Daughter HP食死徒之女 Purple Jade Commands the World紫玉令天下Male-Channel Fanfiction320k WordsOngoing Ever since she could remember, Aijiaer Lankefu had been intensely curious about the skull and serpent on her arm, until she found the answer in the Hogwarts library. Her friends leave, her origins are revealed, and the one she loves turns cold toward her. The girl longs for the light, but the responsibilities on her shoulders will not let her reach for it, so all she can do is steal a hurried glance at that beautiful Patronus in the darkness. In the end, she becomes a legend, hailed alongside Se 402Reads8.2Score—Shelves
22. 122 H Harry Potter: Hard Work Never Goes to Waste HP努力不枉然 Don't Stop Me from Crying别拦着我哭Female-Channel Fanfiction1.0M WordsCompleted This story has no romance pairing. The title means “trying hard so that the little I have left won't end up being completely meaningless,” not “if you try hard, it will work.” There was a little witch with rusty-red hair. She went from her shabby home to school. She kept a fat snake that was a little narrow-minded. At school, she was classmates with Snape. After graduation, she became a colleague of Lucius. She idolized Grindelwald and made newspaper clippings about him. During the final battle 6.8kReads9.2Score738Shelves
23. 123 H Harry Potter: The Mad Dark Lord of the Grindelwald Family HP：格林德沃家的癫魔王 Watermelon Gazing at the Stars仰望星空的西瓜Female-Channel Fanfiction741k WordsCompleted [No romantic pairing for the heroine (a yuri-flavored crowd-pleaser) + GGAD] What’s it like to transmigrate as Grindelwald’s blood relative, only to be adopted by Dumbledore? A quirky top student from Ravenclaw: “I’m in the British Wizarding World, just got off my broom, and I came to Hogwarts to do three things: stir up trouble, chase girls, and do research!” “History is written by the victors. I’m going to clear the Grindelwald family’s name!” (Pulls a large stash of improved Fanged Frisbees o 4.1kReads8.8Score569Shelves
24. 124 h A Weasley from a Muggle Family hp麻瓜家的韦斯莱 Six Bowls of Thin Porridge a Day每天六碗薄粥Female-Channel Fanfiction577k WordsCompleted This is a realistic story, not a fairy tale, not mindless wish fulfillment, and not all fun and games. There’s angst. The writing style is lighthearted, but it won’t stay that way all the time. The lighthearted comedy tag wasn’t added by the author; it showed up on its own. Read this and you’re sure to laugh and cry. Content warning: Angst, swoosh, swoosh, swoosh, swoosh, swoosh Chapters 1–52 contain small doses of angst woven into the story that can’t be removed. Chapters 24–28 feature an eig 1.8kReads8.7Score171Shelves
25. 125 一 A Magical Transmigration 一次魔法穿越 Fishing Salted Fish from the Wok油锅捞咸鱼Female-Channel Fanfiction169k WordsCompleted An HP fanfiction. A derivative work based on the author’s personal views about Voldemort. It also briefly explores the three great philosophical questions. The author is a realist. Well, that’s all there is to say. 1.7kReads8.2Score168Shelves
26. 126 繁 Harry Potter: A Hymn to the Stars 【HP】繁星挽歌 Red Demon红妖Female-Channel Fanfiction428k WordsOngoing ([Harry Potter] The Underdog's Comeback = [Harry Potter] Ode to the Stars) · Snape pairing, Marauders' Era, happy ending, follows the original plot, and saves whoever can be saved. · The heroine has a System and a golden finger, but neither is particularly powerful. They drive the story rather than serving as weapons in her hands. · The leads are two years apart. I wanted to write about Snape's growth, so the first volume is fairly angsty. Things get better after the heroine starts school in the 82Reads8.0Score—Shelves
27. 127 雷 Where Do Thunderbirds Fly? 雷鸟飞向何处 Moon Rabbit of the Mountain Pass关山月兔Two Male Leads581k WordsOngoing A GGAD fanfiction. Both are reborn. After half a century of loneliness, the bitterness and resentment slowly faded from the tower of Nurmengard. The sorrowful old man gazed northwest for a long, long time. At last, the Grim Reaper came for him in a most undignified fashion. In that moment, he no longer wished to become the master of death. What Greater Good? He longed desperately for the scent of licorice in the height of summer. If only he could have another chance... 505Reads8.7Score109Shelves
28. 128 H Harry Potter: I'm Not Telling You HP：就不告诉你 npcccFemale-Channel Fanfiction640k WordsOngoing [Next generation] Harry Potter × Original Hufflepuff heroine In 1991, Cethia Ferrant was about to start her second year at school when, on the way to the station, she unexpectedly heard a mysterious voice. It seemed to have something to do with The Chosen One, Harry Potter. Was it a prophecy? A joke? Or a warning? Had it all been planned out from the start? And what would become of someone like her, whose name doesn't even appear in the story? Should she stand by and watch, or get involved? Wha 719Reads8.2Score103Shelves
29. 129 H Harry Potter: Max-Level Formation Master, Scattering Talismans Everywhere HP：满级阵法师遍地撒符 Caomu Yi草木乙Female-Channel Fanfiction2.1M WordsOngoing [Currently updating sporadically, and the ending is a bit of a mess. Read at your own risk.] [Original female protagonist, with several characters harboring one-sided feelings for her. Check out the story first if you want to avoid certain tropes.] The main focus is on family bonds and career! Everyday life! The heroine is all smiles on the outside but cold-hearted within, a shrewd opportunist. Wang Mu (Aivila) was an NPC in an old-school angst novel. She fought with all her might to defy her 3.2kReads9.3Score392Shelves
30. 130 H HP After the War: Why Is the Chosen One Always Looking at Me? HP战后：救世主为什么总在看我 Keeper of Vows守誓约Two Male Leads221k WordsOngoing Newly launched, the price will go up later [Harry Potter Postwar] [Everyone Survives in an Alternate Timeline] [Both Leads Are Virgins] [Bottom POV] [Healing] [Loyal Puppy] [Breaks Up Ginny and Harry] [Slow-Paced Everyday Life] [Affectionate, Adorable Puppy Bottom vs. Postwar PTSD Savior Top] Omerlan had three great passions in life: playing Quidditch, studying Quidditch, and talking about Quidditch with his teammates. Professor McGonagall said he was the next Wood. He took it as a compliment, h 3.7kReads8.1Score654Shelves

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    The new book is about a parallel time and space after the war in the wizarding world. Everyone has survived. Cp Harry, two male protagonists, Omeran has a great character, a cute and aggrieved puppy with a hot face, and is super funny every day.

31. 131 H Harry Potter: The Hogwarts Triwizard Tournament of Jealousy HP：霍格沃茨醋王争霸赛 Reborn as Old Voldy's Nose重生之我是老伏鼻子Anime Fanfiction591k WordsCompleted Let’s hear from the male contestants. James: If you don’t even care about my tears, then I have no weapons left… Sirius: Have I ever told you? I fell in love with you at first sight. Remus: I thought I’d hidden it well, tucked you into my words and deep in my heart. But why do we keep meeting in our dreams? Regulus: Could you love me one more time…? Barty Crouch Jr.: I just want to kill you so badly that it makes my feelings for you seem… unhealthy. Severus: I want to give you the loyalty of som 3.7kReads9.0Score499Shelves

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    Heartthrob, leading lady, Gryffindor, pro-generation!! I won't allow anyone who hasn't seen Lorna!!! I love the interaction between James and Lorna so much. The cuteness and cuteness of the interaction makes me more addictive than Tao Su!! [Adoration][Adoration][Admiration]

32. 132 哈 Harry Potter: The Cursed Child 哈利波特：被诅咒的孩子 IAMBIGTwo Male Leads136k WordsOngoing [HP + HPCC + Original female lead + Scorpius/Albus] Pairings: Chao Yan × James Sirius Potter (the sharpest-tongued clever witch × the most shameless boy) Albus Potter × Scorpius Malfoy [Dedicated to all the wizards who believe in friendship and courage] [A canon-style story about a pair of unlucky kids, with a slow-burn plot to savor] If Chao Yan hadn't received her Hogwarts acceptance letter at eleven, she would probably be sitting in some London middle school right now, praying she wouldn't en 89Reads—Score—Shelves

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    You can take a look at this haha ​​(self-recommendation), the interaction between Albus, Scorpius and the heroine is quite interesting.

33. 133 当 After Snape Was Adopted by a Northeastern Chinese Auntie 当斯内普被东北大姨收养后 Gu Maoqing Loves Chocolate骨毛清爱吃巧克力Male-Channel Fanfiction1.4M WordsOngoing When five-year-old Severus Snape is picking mushrooms in Spinner's End, his life is forcibly sent down a different path. A lost couple from Northeast China mistake him for a poor little orphan nobody wants! “This dump is freezing the poor kid like a chick!” Auntie Li Xiulan wraps him in her fur coat. “Come home with Auntie and have some guobaorou!” From then on, the wizarding world loses a gloomy Bat King, while Tieling gains a magical kid who speaks English with a thick Northeastern accent! Whe 984Reads7.9Score110Shelves

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    A very funny book

34. 134 我 I Sell Weapons at Hogwarts 我在霍格沃茨卖军火 Hanlin's Broken Brush翰林断笔Anime Fanfiction548k WordsCompleted What do you think of guns that can fire magic? What? You mean you're not afraid of those squirt guns that can only cast Aguamenti and take three minutes to reload after each shot? Oh, my dear customer, I'm not talking about those little toys for children. I mean the shop's latest big toys, made for big kids! Take a look over here: Expelliarmus Colt! Its overwhelming power puts everyone on equal footing. Even Voldemort would lose his wand if hit! Stupefy Gatling! Three thousand six hundred rounds 2.6kReads9.0Score283Shelves

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    How could I not have this book? The story of Remy Barrett, the arms master, and his life at Hogwarts is very interesting. Please note: the heroine is Luna, not Hermione

35. 135 霍 Hogwarts: Alchemy and Potions 霍格沃茨：炼金与魔药 The Eyeless Fox没眼睛的狐狸Two Male Leads618k WordsCompleted Two male leads. If that bothers you, please don’t click in. Thanks. A soul from another world arrives in a completely unfamiliar realm of magic and happens to pick up a pitiful little bat. After learning that this world is dangerous, he starts studying alchemy and martial arts, determined to become someone who can smash an opponent’s skull with one punch… The friends he makes, attacks by the Death Eaters: Yinuo firmly takes a stand against Voldemort, hiding behind Headmaster Dumbledore while wil 709Reads8.8Score101Shelves
36. 136 慈 Harry Potter: A Loving Mother’s Staff Strikes Down the Wicked 【HP】慈母手中杖，恶人身上劈 Potato Chips Who Can Type会码字的薯片Female-Channel Fanfiction154k WordsCompleted [Completed + strong heroine + reborn + transmigrated + beloved first love] The moment Hermione Granger saw Harry Potter on the train, she suddenly remembered everything from her past life, when she had been Harry’s mother. Hello, Wormtail. Weren’t you supposed to be dead already? Hello, Dumbledore. Why did you leave my precious son to be raised by my sister, who calls me a “freak”? Hello, Snape. Why are you constantly picking on my little darling? Hello, Voldemort. How come you’re still alive? N 1.2kReads—Score105Shelves

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    1. The first book is about the protagonist becoming Harry's owl. It's quite heartwarming, and some parts are very funny. 2. The second book is about Harry's mother and brother who time-traveled into Hermione. Overall, it's not bad. 3. The third version is even better. I highly recommend it. It's such a Chinese cultivator who comes to Hogwarts. What about flying with a sword, and what about cooking hot pot in a dry pot? There are 4 chapters in this book. The fourth one is about warmth and healing. This one is more towards Professor Snape. The fifth one is about the bard wizard who came to Hogwarts to be a professor. There are Jerry and Tom in it. The sixth one is about Chinese education. I think it is dedicated to turning Hogwarts into a troubled school.

37. 137 H Harry Potter: The Beloved Life of a Super-Strong Lolita HP之怪力萝莉的团宠生活 Xuanying Zhang暄莹ZhangFemale-Channel Fanfiction590k WordsCompleted (GGAD + Adorable Kids + Everyone's Favorite + Otome + Hilarious + Coming of Age + Multiple Endings) Other people transmigrate as magical girls, cultivation masters, or, at the very least, magical cats. But she ends up as a two-year-old baby? And the only thing she has going for her is superhuman strength?! Ripping off Dumbledore's beard with her bare hands? Flattening Snape's cauldron? Becoming Bill Weasley's human attachment? Aberforth Dumbledore's precious little darling? The House-elves' favo 1.8kReads8.6Score213Shelves
38. 138 整 The Whole of Hogwarts Is Begging to See This Snarky Commentator 整个霍格沃茨吵着要看的吐槽役 Didi Da Dida Bei滴滴嗒嘀嗒呗Female-Channel Fanfiction418k WordsOngoing [Everyone's favorite + Mary Sue + next-generation all-pairings + original Eastern female lead (Ravenclaw) + attracts both men and women + first person (pay attention to this) + snarky narrator] Take a good look. This person transmigrated. Not into the original Harry Potter books, and not into a Harry Potter fanfic, either. She transmigrated into a fanfic of a fanfic. Here, there's a powerful heroine whose talent makes her one thought away from becoming either the third Dark Lord or the greatest 2.9kReads8.8Score220Shelves

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    If you like reading first-person accounts and hot memes, you can read this. It's very funny, but the author stopped updating it.

39. 139 H Harry Potter: Learn English Before Learning Spells HP：先学英语再学咒语 Didi Da Dida Bei滴滴嗒嘀嗒呗Female-Channel Fanfiction1.2M WordsCompleted [Harry Potter fanfic, original female lead, otome-style, canon pairings may be broken up, spanning the Founders’ era, the Marauders’ era, and the next generation. Each storyline has its own ending, with lots of choices and a doting ensemble cast. The heroine is a native of the wizarding world and doesn’t know the plot.] Everyone is a love interest! Everyone is a love interest! Everyone is a love interest! Next generation: Harry, Hermione, Ron, the twins, Wood, Neville, Luna, Ginny, Cedric, Percy 8.3kReads9.3Score990Shelves

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    Anyone who has read them knows that these books are really funny.

40. 140 h Harry Potter: My Bestie and I Awkwardly Save the World hp我和我闺闺窝囊地拯救世界 Little Fish Cookie Tin小鱼饼干盒Female-Channel Fanfiction403k WordsOngoing The Blood Alliance, now a living spirit named Aurora, and Olivia, the founder's daughter, had their memories erased and transmigrated to the modern world. Then they transmigrated back again and began piecing their lives together. Fortunately, the little house and pets Olivia's father left her were still there. Merlin even set them up with an alchemy System: Mo Kitty. Well, we'll take care of saving the world. As for the former savior? Let's take them in. Found a dragon, too? We'll take it in as 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The second and third ones are even funnier, especially the second one about Voldemort's foot skin?

41. 141 h Harry Potter: I Will Never Save the World Again hp：我再也不拯救世界了 Counting a Star数一颗星星Female-Channel Fanfiction1.1M WordsOngoing [Main story complete; currently updating the alternate-timeline bonus story about the parents' generation] [Harry Potter fanfiction + parents' generation first, then next generation + Gryffindor (parents' generation), Hufflepuff (next generation) + doted on by everyone + a bit of a heartthrob + no romance in the main story (everyone has a one-sided crush)] [OOC warning] [The parents' generation (Chapters 1–133) and next generation (Chapter 134 onward) are split into two volumes. The heroine leav 13.3kReads9.1Score1.6kShelves

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    The writing style is at least not childish and both are interesting. The first two books were written with professors as a profession, and the last two were written as students. The third book has been completed and is interspersed with other stories as adventures. It is not obtrusive and the size is just right. The first book has a very novel idea. The author has cleverly portrayed the characters and looks very comfortable. The teaching of the second book is quite interesting. It is also very funny and makes people look forward to it. The last one is more complete. The protagonist is more like a heartthrob and the emotional lines are well drawn.

42. 142 霍 Hogwarts: The Forbidden Child of the Dark and Light Lords 霍格沃兹：黑白魔王的禁忌之子 Qiluo Loves Thumb Cookies爱吃拇指饼干的绮罗Anime Fanfiction1.5M WordsCompleted The offspring of forbidden magic, the blood heir of the Black and White Dark Lords. The strongest body, forged from three bloodlines, now inhabited by a soul that transmigrated from another world. The magical world is thrown into turmoil as two generations of Dark Lords compete on the same stage. Who will be the top wizard? Dumbledore says, “I’m your father.” Grindelwald says, “Bullshit, he’s obviously closer to me.” Voldemort says, “You’re the top wizard. I give up, just don’t hit me anymore.” 5.9kReads7.3Score534Shelves

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    Try this

43. 143 哈 Harry Potter: The Demon King's Heir 哈利波特之魔王血嗣 Yun Someone云某某某Anime Fanfiction392k WordsCompleted No golden finger, just exceptional talent. One female lead. An ancient, noble bloodline tainted by sin, and a soul forged from the collision and fusion of two worlds. On that night that brought such relief, everyone believed the Dark Lord and his only son had died in Godric's Hollow. But in ancient Hogwarts, the Sorting Hat and Peeves stared at the boy before them, trembling as they shrieked, “Loyal Hogwarts welcomes its great Dark Lord!” At graduation, Dumbledore watched the boy in the crowd ma 6kReads8.7Score440Shelves
44. 144 H Harry Potter: You Can Repay My Kindness by Falling in Love with Me HP：你可以恩将仇报爱上我 Auspicious Star Shines Dimly吉星低照Female-Channel Fanfiction934k WordsOngoing [Everyone has a one-sided crush + everyone’s favorite + next generation + no main-canon romance (with individual alternate-ending side stories)] Scarlett Zabini thinks there are a lot of people around her she can’t stand. The Chosen One, who causes trouble just by breathing; her family, who aren’t related to her by blood but still love bossing her around; the reclusive classmate who appears and disappears like a ghost; the red-haired twins who stole her chocolate; the Gryffindor Quidditch Team 17.6kReads9.3Score1.7kShelves
45. 145 霍 The Taoist Exchange Student at Hogwarts 霍格沃茨的道士交换生 A Stinky Fortune Teller一个臭算卦的Male-Channel Fanfiction1.6M WordsCompleted Synopsis: Farming + Laid-back living + Food + No Female Lead + No System + Coming-of-age What would happen if a gifted young Taoist were sent to Hogwarts to study magic? What fun might ensue? Or what strange challenges might he face? As a Taoist, it’s only natural that he can catch ghosts, grow vegetables, and cook, right? Dementors? What’s there to be afraid of? Watch me catch one as a pet! Hogwarts is a culinary wasteland? Leave it to me! I hear Hogwarts is full of ghosts? Don’t worry, I’ll h 3.3kReads7.3Score424Shelves
46. 146 玩 [Harry Potter] The Player Refuses to Pursue Anyone 【hp】玩家她拒绝攻略 Still Spring Green犹春绿Female-Channel Fanfiction101k WordsOngoing [RPG + Everyone's Favorite + All Pairings with the Next Generation] After living for eleven years, Cynthia suddenly realized that this seemed to be a game world, and that she was the player. Well, this was quite something. From then on, it was as if Cynthia had awakened, and she and the goose she'd recruited as her little brother embarked on an adventure without a care for anyone else's safety. Some were shocked, some furious, and some watched her with amusement. One person finally couldn't take 6Reads—Score—Shelves

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    From the beginning, the corners of my mouth have not come down [Like] [Like]

47. 147 H Harry Potter: After Being Forced to Bond with Snape HP：被迫绑定斯内普后 Splendid Empire繁华江山Two Male Leads417k WordsCompleted [Completed] [The protagonist uses the Killing Curse’s green light to see and Fiendfyre to skin snakes] [Snape pairing / HP subversion / GGAD / Thesewt / Fantastic Beasts / everyone’s favorite / Slytherin / unhinged fiction / here for the fun / System story] I transmigrated into a Slytherin first-year in an HP fanfic, and things blew up from the start! With my English score of 30, I cast the Killing Curse at The Chosen One during Defense Against the Dark Arts! My wand went flying, Snape’s face tu 992Reads6.6Score150Shelves

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    😂😂😭😭😂😭

48. 148 h Harry Potter: Days of Fighting for a Resurrection Match at Hogwarts hp：在霍格沃兹打复活赛的日子 Boli Lanmeng博丽蓝梦Male-Channel Fanfiction295k WordsOngoing (The rating was just posted, so a low score is normal.) After being murdered by a Choc Ice, Isis Bryant opens her eyes in the world of Harry Potter. When she realizes her cheat seems to be a set of fake accounts cooked up by her future self using a Time-Turner, Isis despairingly discovers she has to pay off all the loans her future self took out. Fortunately, her Animagus form is a Turritopsis jellyfish, so she can come back from the dead every day. So, Voldemort, you're the one who's in for a c 8kReads8.7Score1.2kShelves
49. 149 天 Harry Potter: Genius on the Left, Madman on the Right 【HP】天才在左疯子在右 Wa Er Da Luo瓦尔达洛Female-Channel Fanfiction628k WordsCompleted (This novel is complete. The author’s new book is now available.) [Theodore Nott pairing | Original female character from the next generation | Ice-cold stoic × blazing wildfire | Two strong-willed, straightforward leads | ENTJ × INTJ] If you’re looking to nitpick, please move along. It’s a free novel, and I won’t accept any criticism. You might like: Slytherin ensemble cast | Happy-ever-after ending | Mad love | Witty, serious writing style | No character bashing | Chaotic neutral | Everyone 2.1kReads8.5Score342Shelves

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    This is very funny, has a lot of jokes, very good

50. 150 h Harry Potter: Voldemort’s Only Best Friend? hp：伏地魔唯一挚友？ speaknowTwo Male Leads307k WordsCompleted Signed with a publisher. The protagonist is the one being pursued, and he is not a villain. If that doesn’t work for you, please click the back button in the top-left corner. Don’t spoil other readers’ enjoyment. Thanks for understanding, and I hope you find a story that suits your tastes. This book is also known as A Lifetime Together, May You Find Peace on This Journey and We Found a Little Romance Amid All the Career Plotlines. [Tom Riddle x original male protagonist + Slytherin + no redempti 8.1kReads8.7Score1.4kShelves

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    The male protagonist in Tang Shang is the next (please don't read this if you are innocent). The male protagonist will vomit blood when he gets excited. This setting is very... Uh... Unique... The male protagonist is a time traveler with amnesia. It's good to watch.

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