I Sell Weapons at Hogwarts
我在霍格沃茨卖军火
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- Completed
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- 548k Words
- Genre
- Anime Fanfiction
- Updated
- 3y ago
- English
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It's absolutely hilarious, truly hilarious, yet still makes perfect sense. Aside from the Sorting Ceremony scene at the beginning where Hermione is a bit too saccharine, it doesn't deviate from her character at all. While it's a lighthearted, enjoyable read, it's incredibly funny, and definitely doesn't have any mindless, overpowered characters. In short, I highly recommend this book!
I hope the female lead is Hermione, and that there's no harem. Five stars to show my sincerity! Best of luck, author!!!
It's really good! The male lead is hilarious, I almost died laughing. I hope they'll have him tear Voldemort apart with his bare hands at the end!
This is the only Harry Potter novel that made me laugh until my stomach hurt. I have many Harry Potter novels on my bookshelf, but this one is my favorite. Although it's not of pure lineage, as a Muggle wizard, it doesn't seem so bad. Even though I transferred from Sletterling to Azkaban midway through the series, I have to say, this book deserves my five-star rating! 👍 Don't get me wrong, although I'm not some big shot, I don't give many novels five stars.
Keep it up, I'll give you five stars! Looking forward to the magic nuclear bomb, hehehehe
Five-star review! It gives you so much motivation. (ง •̀_•́)ง Update soon!
This is really great, a breath of fresh air in Harry Potter fanfiction! He blows up the Black Lake and the Ministry of Magic, defeats Azkaban in two days and takes Dementors as his henchmen, even drugging Snape! I really hope to see the final battle where the protagonist uses an Italian cannon to bombard Voldemort. Author, hurry up and write it, don't force me to!
The novel is great, I really like it, but I don't like your update speed at all 😏 (Personal review: The novel is very interesting, the protagonist is to my liking, very entertaining)
The book is hilarious and very enjoyable (whispering: I just prefer it without a female lead, but that's just my personal preference!!!).
Author, keep updating! Keep updating! This book is really good! Support! Support! (ง •̀_•́)ง Keep it up!