I Sell Weapons at Hogwarts
我在霍格沃茨卖军火
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- 548k Words
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- 3y ago
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It's so funny, it's really funny, but it's not unreasonable at the same time. Apart from the scene where Hermione is sorted into a house at the beginning, which is a bit too easy to tempt, it doesn't break the character at all. Although it is a cool article, it is also very funny. It is definitely not as brainless as being invincible. All in all, it is a highly recommended book.
I hope the heroine is Hermione and doesn't want a harem. I give you a five-star review to show your sincerity. The author gives it a thumbs up! ! !
It's really good. The male protagonist is so funny. I almost died laughing. I hope there will be another one to tear Voldemort apart.
This is the only Harry Potter novel that made me laugh until my stomach hurt. I have many Harry Potter novels on my bookshelf, but this one is my favorite. Although this book is not pure in blood, as a Muggle wizard, there seems to be nothing wrong with it. Although I switched from Slytherin to Azkaban halfway, I have to say that this book has received five stars from me👍 Don't get me wrong, even though I'm not a big shot? But there aren't many novels that I give five stars to
Come on, give you five stars, look forward to the magic nuclear bomb hehehe
Five-star praise! Give you full motivation. (ง •̀_•́)ง Update quickly.
It's really good, a breath of fresh air in Harry Potter fan fiction. This is about blowing up the Black Lake, blowing up the Ministry of Magic, conquering Azkaban in two days, taking in the Soul Eater as his little brother, and drugging Snape. I hope to see the protagonist use an Italian cannon to blast Lao Fu in the final battle in the future. The author writes quickly, don't force me to beg you!
The novel is very good, I like it very much, but I don't like your update speed very much [laughs evilly] (Personal evaluation: The novel is very interesting, the novel "Pig's Feet" is in line with my taste, very interesting)
The content in the book is super funny and very interesting (whisper: I prefer no heroine, that's just my personal preference!!!)
Great author, please keep updating! Come on more! This book is very interesting! Support! Support! (ง •̀_•́)งCome on