Any Funny Harry Potter Fanfiction? 有没有搞笑的哈利波特文

1. 201 哈 Harry Potter: I Started Signing In at Diagon Alley 哈利波特：我从对角巷开始签到 Cat Head Sandwich猫头三明治Anime Fanfiction528k WordsCompleted [Harry Potter] [Hogwarts] Two years after accidentally transmigrating, Eric finally gets the sign-in System that should have been his all along. Starting in Diagon Alley, he sets out on the path to becoming the greatest wizard! Eric: "You there, Minister for Magic. I know where Sirius Black is." Cornelius Fudge: ? Eric: "Headmaster, would you be interested in a deal?" Dumbledore: ? Death Eater (lying on the ground, screaming at the top of his lungs): "What do you want?!" Eric sighs h 10.5kReads7.9Score676Shelves
2. 202 哈 Harry Potter: My Magic Turns Hogwarts Upside Down 哈利波特：我的魔法颠覆霍格华兹 No Crime in the Written Word落笔无罪Anime Fanfiction1.0M WordsCompleted [Alternate Universe + Character Rewrite + Invincible] Dumbledore: “Kate is a legendary genius. His magic has turned the entire world upside down.” Snape: “He’s an unparalleled genius. His potions are a miracle.” Malfoy: “Harry Potter, I’ve been tempered in hell. I’ll make you taste the torment of a thunderous inferno!” Voldemort: “His power leaves me unable to breathe. His students have thwarted my plans time and time again.” Harry Potter: “Kate is a legendary professor. I’m honored to be his st 6.8kReads8.1Score531Shelves
3. 203 哈 Harry Potter: The Strongest Wand from the Start 哈利波特：开局获得最强魔杖 I'm Not Grandpa Wang我不是王大爷Male-Channel Fanfiction133k WordsOngoing Guan Wen accidentally transmigrates to a parallel-world version of the British Empire. Just as he thinks he’s about to begin a whole new adventure in another world as Edward, he suddenly receives a letter delivered by owl. Only then does he realize that he has transmigrated into the world of Harry Potter. At the same time, the Strongest Wand System activates... 310Reads7.3Score—Shelves
4. 204 人 In Harry Potter, I Suddenly Become Invincible 人在哈利波特，突然无敌了 Ben Zhengjing本正经Male-Channel Fanfiction1.3M WordsCompleted Luo Chen transmigrates into the world of Harry Potter and gains the Supreme Wizard System. The System may be a real pain, but its cheats are outrageously powerful. Leveling up is as easy as drinking water: he can destroy Horcruxes in days, crush Snape in half a year, and rival Dumbledore in a year. When everyone discovers that Voldemort has become a woman, the useless Lockhart has become a great dark wizard, Hogsmeade is no longer the only one of its kind, and Chinese has become popular across 631Reads7.8Score102Shelves
5. 205 哈 Harry Potter: My System Is Trying to Screw Me Over 哈利波特：我的系统想坑我 Rabbit Who Loves Hot Pot爱吃火锅的兔子Anime Fanfiction262k WordsOngoing Elvin, a Harry Potter fan, transmigrated into the world of Harry Potter and received a Wizard Assistant System. He thought it would be like having two cheats, but why did the System keep assigning such troublesome missions? Years later, after Voldemort was easily defeated by Elvin, he roared in frustration, “Why are you so strong?” Elvin merely smiled. “Because I’m always getting screwed over by a certain someone!” 107Reads6.3Score—Shelves
6. 206 哈 Harry Potter: The Magical Apostle 哈利波特：魔法使徒 Black Clothes, White Horse黑衣白马Male-Channel Fanfiction2.2M WordsOngoing One heroine, sweet romance. A magical love story between Harry and Hermione at Hogwarts. After being hunted by Voldemort countless times, Harry always managed to survive. Little by little, he began to... 253Reads6.4Score—Shelves
7. 207 霍 Hogwarts Metamorphosis: Fusing with the Sorcerer's Stone at the Start 霍格沃茨变形记，开局融合魔法石 Blood Orange, No Ice血橙不加冰Male-Channel Fanfiction1.2M WordsCompleted [Reincarnated as a Baby, as Dudley] [Persuades with Strength and Reason] [Sensibly Saving the Original Story's Regrets] [Gets Stronger by Fusing with Magical Items] [Speaks His Mind: Honest and Strategic] [Has a System, but It Plays a Minor Role] [No Female Lead] A Blue Star native, equal parts bold and audacious, with both great strength and broad vision, is reborn as Dudley Dursley, the Muggle cousin of Harry Potter in a parallel world. By resolving the regrets left behind in the original stor 1.6kReads7.9Score109Shelves
8. 208 哈 Harry Potter: Magic Awakened, Goodbye, Hogwarts 哈利波特魔法觉醒：再见霍格沃茨 Sakahi Mio坂日澪Anime Fanfiction1.2M WordsCompleted MAGIC AWAKENED: Goodbye Hogwarts After eleven years of waiting, Fabia received her letter of admission to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Perhaps there, she could finally find answers to the questions that had haunted her all her life. At the school, she met friends with all kinds of personalities: Ivy, gifted and endlessly curious; Lottie, a kind-hearted, innocent artistic prodigy; Daniel, cold on the outside but warmhearted, and never one to say what he really meant; Robin, passion 238Reads—Score—Shelves
9. 209 哈 Harry Potter: I Teach Alchemy at Hogwarts 哈利波特之我在霍格沃茨教炼金术 Sailing the Sea of Books书海度航Anime Fanfiction669k WordsOngoing In 1945, atop the Himalayas, a great battle had just ended, its smoke not yet cleared, when news that would change history arrived: Grindelwald had won... The whole world was stunned! From then on, Dumbledore vanished without a trace; from then on, the Third Magical Empire ruled the world; from then on, Muggles became an “inferior race” in the eyes of humanity... Grindelwald: “Bloodline is the original sin!” In this dark age of “bloodline supremacy,” how can a Muggle from another world who has t 376Reads—Score—Shelves
10. 210 哈 Harry Potter: I Am the Reaper 哈利波特之我是死神 Just Like the Bright Moon一样是明月Anime Fanfiction748k WordsCompleted After dying, her soul transmigrates. Will this be another life of hardship, or a glorious chance to live again? Look across the world: whether it's the Deathly Hallows, symbols of the highest alchemy; a Horcrux that escapes death; or a legendary wizard who holds an age in check, none can escape the power of the Grim Reaper! 1kReads9.2Score182Shelves
11. 211 我 I Reincarnated into the Magical World of Harry Potter 我转世来到哈利波特的魔法世界 Meditations in the Sunlight阳光下的沉思Anime Fanfiction420k WordsCompleted Death is not the end, but the beginning. Pray for salvation, seek salvation, and be saved. The protagonist is named Lin Cheng, but unable to endure the abuse, he takes his own life. He is reincarnated as Yuri Shimizu and born into a British family with a magical background. Yuri dreams of learning magic from an early age. Since he retains his memories of his past life, they become entwined with the magical world he now inhabits. This is a story about Yuri and his magical companions, and how lo 32Reads—Score—Shelves
12. 212 霍 Hogwarts: Shocking! They’re All Sneaky Little Devils 霍格沃茨：震惊！全是老六 Want a Cigarette?抽支烟吗Male-Channel Fanfiction560k WordsCompleted The newly risen blood-red sun casts its light on the cold, old, mottled walls. Dust motes in the air drift in like feathers through a broken window, leaving the island prison full of holes. This is the chilly dawn of Azkaban... 1.8kReads8.9Score103Shelves
13. 213 带 Taking Uncle Nine to Hogwarts 带着九叔去霍格沃兹 Si Lili斯礼礼Anime Fanfiction970k WordsCompleted [Uncle Jiu + no System + Harry Potter fanfic + Harry Potter + crafty protagonist + no heroine + everyday life + lighthearted] [Filling in the regrets left by those stories] Uncle Jiu was invited to teach at Hogwarts. The moment he arrived with his young apprentice, Li Xian, complaints from the other teachers and students began pouring in. “Headmaster, Professor Lin actually let Li Xian, a first-year student, bring a zombie to school, claiming it's a special pet of their Maoshan sect! It's a seri 1.8kReads9.1Score207Shelves
14. 214 H Harry Potter: Diplomacy, Starting with Beating Voldemort to a Pulp HP：外交，从爆揍伏地魔开始 Young Master Qian Ye公子芊夜Female-Channel Fanfiction250k WordsCompleted (Harry Potter + Marauders' Era, 1978 + pure feel-good fantasy + no male lead) (Canon couples stay together) (The heroine is a righteous, chivalrous type, not selfish or self-serving, but she won't play the self-sacrificing saint either.) In 1978, China's foreign relations were flourishing, and the Chinese cultivation world also wanted to build diplomatic ties. Unfortunately, their efforts kept hitting dead ends. So China sent people to secretly study magic in the Wizarding World of various count 3kReads8.7Score481Shelves
15. 215 H Harry Potter: She'll Take Everyone Down Equally HP：她会平等创死所有人 Young Master Qian Ye公子芊夜Female-Channel Fanfiction1.0M WordsOngoing (Harry Potter next generation + a heroine who pretends to be crazy while doing good + Barty Crouch Jr.'s younger sister + future president of the International Confederation of Wizards + one-sided crushes) Sylvia's mouth is full of lies. On the first day of term, aboard the Hogwarts Express, she sent Draco Malfoy flying. Draco cowered in the corner of the compartment, screaming, “Don't come any closer! Let go! Don't touch me, Dad!!” Then she turned around and made Neville Longbottom cry. With te 10.9kReads8.8Score1.3kShelves
16. 216 H Harry Potter: The Campus Heartthrob Rejects Love Letters and Accepts Only Challenges HP：万人迷不收情书只收战书 Lian Jiutang潋玖棠Female-Channel Fanfiction500k WordsCompleted [Irresistible charm | Everyone secretly harbors one-sided feelings | Frequent romantic showdowns | Ambitious heroine | Mary Sue fiction] Ravenclaw heroine: Ollie Crane × all HP characters * [Countdown 00:04:59...] Transmigrated as a doomed cannon-fodder character in the HP universe, Ollie receives the System's announcement on a stormy night at the orphanage: “In five minutes, you'll die after your adoption falls through.” Ollie smiles faintly and turns a disastrous start into a winning hand. At 12.5kReads9.4Score1.9kShelves
17. 217 H HP Potions Apprentice: Exclusive Report HP魔药学徒排他性报告 Gongsun Ao, Who Loves Tai Fish喜欢太安鱼的公孙敖Two Male Leads1.7M WordsCompleted [Two male leads!!!] Protagonist is the pursuer [Original male lead × Severus Snape] Synopsis: The male lead is an ambitious, seemingly sweet but secretly ruthless man with a loyal-dog streak. From a disastrous start to becoming a leader in the wizarding world. From the professor's first year of teaching through the postwar era. Happy ending. 16.5kReads9.5Score2kShelves

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    Hp I am an NPC at Hogwarts

18. 218 想 The Wind Carrying My Longing for You Finally Reached Hogsmeade 想你的风还是吹到了霍格莫德 True Lord Yunwu云梧真君Female-Channel Fanfiction317k WordsOngoing Before you start reading, let me flag something myself. Some readers have said the story loses steam halfway through. A family member passed away while I was writing the middle chapters, so I hope you'll understand. Also, please read the highlighted notes in the blurb before starting. Thank you. Man Fusheng transmigrated, and with the help (coercion) of the System, she opened a little general store in Hogsmeade. When Death Eaters burst into her shop, she sang loudly: “I never meant to be a hero, 262Reads8.5Score—Shelves
19. 219 H Harry Potter: Raising Snape as an Overprotective Big Brother HP：妹控斯教养成记 Soft Words, Old Dream软语故梦Female-Channel Fanfiction871k WordsCompleted Completed, with both HE and BE endings [Found-family friendship + no prejudice against any Hogwarts house + no breaking up canon couples + no bashing canon characters + repeated transmigration between canon and a parallel world] Content warning: The timeline switches between two worlds, which may be confusing at first. There are two similar but different people, Severus Prince and Snape. ● The Marauders' Era (parallel world) & the Next Generation (canon world) ● Helensbill Prince (Ravenclaw) & R 2.6kReads8.9Score363Shelves

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    This, fried chicken is funny

20. 220 H Harry Potter: Yes, the Professor and I Really Are Having an Affair HP：是的，我和教授确实有一腿 Sorry for Being So Cute这么可爱真是抱歉Female-Channel Fanfiction524k WordsCompleted [Harry Potter | One-on-One Romance | Silly Comedy | Happy Ending | Everyone’s Favorite | Mutual Healing | Slytherin] Covers both the Marauders’ Era and the Next Generation. (Content notes: Original female lead, Snape romance, original plotlines and settings.) A powerful duo: cunning yet straightforward, sweet on the surface but dark underneath. The heroine’s soul is already an adult. Xia Haimo was struck by lightning on a rainy day and unexpectedly found herself in the world of Harry Potter, whe 6.9kReads9.3Score1.1kShelves
21. 221 H Harry Potter: The Eastern Occultist and the Dark Mark HP之东方诡术师与黑魔印记 Jing Fengfeng Is Super Cute景风风超可爱Female-Channel Fanfiction1.4M WordsCompleted (The main story is complete, and the extra chapters are ongoing.) A light ensemble cast, everyday Slytherin life, and a strong female lead. Some characters may be out of character. Dumbledore, the Order of the Phoenix, and Dumbledore's Army may be portrayed somewhat negatively. There are original elements, original elements, original elements (important things are said three times). This is my first fanfic, so please bear with me! Feng Xingchen lived in Huaguo for twelve years. After a surge of 2.4kReads8.4Score339Shelves

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    The new book has not been rated yet, but it is really good!! The heroine is an Eastern cultivator, rich, beautiful, powerful, and one of the stronger ones. The CP is Draco. The main plot of the original book is relatively small, and it is mainly about the daily life of the little snakes. It is really interesting!!!

22. 222 没 Harry Potter: That’s Right! I’m Studying at Hogwarts 【HP】没错！我在霍格沃茨上学 The Cat Who Rolls Its Big Face on the Keyboard大脸滚键盘的猫Female-Channel Fanfiction200k WordsCompleted [One more warning up front] Everyone reading, please be warned! The characters may be OOC! OOC! This is purely a labor of love TAT And there is no CP in this story! In 2009, Su Sui'an stood helplessly outside the embassy with her acceptance letter in hand and an owl by her side. In 2016, Su Sui'an returned to China with all the skills she had learned in the Wizarding World. But her plan to establish a Chinese branch of Hogwarts hit a snag right at the first step because of her age. No matter, t 615Reads8.1Score—Shelves
23. 223 霍 The History of Hogwarts 1: The Rise of Potter 霍格沃兹往事1波特崛起 King of the Golden Arches金拱门之王Male-Channel Fanfiction24k WordsOngoing In his thirties, Harry Potter kills his family and friends during a psychotic breakdown and is transferred to St. Mungo's for treatment. During his stay, a massive explosion rocks the hospital, but the news from outside is shrouded in evasions. An ominous cloud hangs over the Wizarding World. Harry survives the blast, only to be urgently arrested by Aurors and thrown into Azkaban. Can his wildly deranged performance conceal the truth? Everything spirals out of control in ways no one could have f 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The funniest one on the internet, bar none

24. 224 H Harry Potter: My Wild Girlfriend HP：我的野蛮女友 Ran Xiaojiang冉小江Male-Channel Fanfiction404k WordsOngoing [Marauders' Era + Single Female Lead + Sweet Everyday Life + Action-Packed Adventures] He accidentally transmigrated to the magical world of Harry Potter. The good news: he knew the general plot of Harry Potter. The bad news: he'd transmigrated to the Marauders' Era. But Rodrigo wasn't worried at all. He'd obtained a crystal ball that gave him a daily fortune. [Good fortune: At the entrance to Knockturn Alley, you'll meet a child with a talent for potions.] Severus: “Meeting Rodrigo feels like f 186Reads6.6Score—Shelves

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    Laughing so hard that people cry

25. 225 H Harry Potter: I Became Hermione's Neighbor from the Start HP：开局和赫敏做邻居 Ran Xiaojiang冉小江Male-Channel Fanfiction1.6M WordsOngoing (Hermione as the sole female lead + coming-of-age story + everyday life at Hogwarts) What's it like having an incubus for a dad? The protagonist starts out a little weak, but gradually gets stronger. Later on, he takes on Voldemort alone. Professor McGonagall: “Rodrigo is my best student. As his son, you'll finish these dozen Transfiguration tests tonight.” Snape: “Rodrigo is my best friend. As his son, if you don't finish this batch of potions, you won't be sleeping tonight.” Voldemort: “Rodrig 1.6kReads8.9Score182Shelves
26. 226 格 One Street in Gryffindor, and Tom Potter Is Everyone’s Dad 格兰芬多一条街，汤姆波特就是爹 Fanfiction Crow同人鸦Anime Fanfiction340k WordsOngoing [HP + Tom and Jerry; Tom as a conceptual deity; no romance; invincible; mostly comedy, a little over the top, apologies for the OOC] Introducing: the world champion mouse catcher! Jerry’s longtime partner! The cat who splits trees with his iron crotch! The Boy Who Lived, Tom Potter! The Gryffindors call him the successor to Dumbledore, the White Lord. The Slytherins respectfully hail him as LORD. TOM. THE DARK LORD. The Ravenclaws say they’ve got it all wrong: Grindelwald is the one behind him! 7.1kReads8.5Score899Shelves
27. 227 当 When Snape Becomes Nian Shilan 当斯内普穿成年世兰 The Rain Will Pass落雨应歇Female-Channel Fanfiction402k WordsCompleted No romance. Snape is the sole protagonist. (The main story is complete. The bonus chapter has Nian Shilan transmigrate as Professor Snape. The rating may be low because not many people have rated it. The readers who've rated it seem to like it, hehe.) See how Snape, after a heroic sacrifice, transmigrates to another world and makes a life for himself. A deranged work with a mountain of original headcanons, written while the author's mental state was all over the place. If you don't like it, I'm 2kReads8.9Score403Shelves
28. 228 h Harry Potter and Fleur’s Holiday Escape hp哈利与芙蓉的逃亡假日 Orca, the Ocean's Street Tough海洋街溜子虎鲸Male-Channel Fanfiction952k WordsCompleted Savior? I quit! In 1995, while everyone thought Harry Potter would obediently stay on Privet Drive and await the judgment of fate, he sent a desperate plea for help to the belle of Beauxbatons. And so began a carefully planned “elopement.” Fleur Delacour drove a modified Citroen DS that could fly through the sky and race across the earth, taking fifteen-year-old Harry from the English Channel all the way to the Far East. This was no ordinary escape. It was a real history lesson deliberately 895Reads8.9Score124Shelves
29. 229 H Harry Potter: The Grace of Betrayal HP：叛离的恩典 SureEnoughTwo Male Leads436k WordsOngoing The Chosen One and the Clingy Snake (former title, potentially misleading) The Grace of Betrayal (current title) [Next generation + two male leads, Harry × original male lead + one-on-one romance + unconventional Slytherin + slow burn, primarily from the bottom's perspective. The protagonist suffers a little at first, but things get better later.] He can see the pain others cannot. He can see the misunderstandings others cannot. He can even understand the choices others cannot. He lives in darkn 357Reads8.6Score—Shelves
30. 230 H HP: Forced to Grind My Way to Godhood in the Wizarding World HP在魔法界被迫卷成神 Gentle Breeze in Shucheng舒城清风Two Female Leads1.1M WordsCompleted [Reading Guide: Two Female Leads (Pure Yuri) · Not a Mindless Power Fantasy · Happy Ending · Switch Couple · Strong Leads · Ensemble Couples · Harry Potter Fanfiction · Faithful Expansion of the Original · No OOC · Slow-Burn Romance] Main Couple: Genius Prodigy · Master of Time Management · Hermione Granger, Impossibly Smart × Elsa Richard, Who Just Wants to Sunbathe in Hufflepuff but Gets Forced into Being a Study Maniac, Leaving Everyone Exclaiming, "She's a Goddess of Learning!" Side Couple 6kReads8.6Score1.4kShelves

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    This book is really humorous a lot of the time.

31. 231 H Harry Potter: A Promising Dark Lord Raised from Childhood HP：被养出来的黑魔王好苗子 Kun Dust鲲尘Male-Channel Fanfiction287k WordsCompleted [Just for laughs] [Comedy] [Ensemble cast] [Absolutely unhinged antics] [Digging for a little plot amid a mountain of memes] What? The Chosen One is my little brother? And I’m only four months older than Harry Potter? Mom, how did you even manage that? What would happen if a walking plug socket got transported to the land of the Dragon Ancestor, also known as right here? What if Harry and Malfoy, sworn enemies, had a baby together? What if Dumbledore and Grindelwald had a child, too? One swing o 1.1kReads6.6Score100Shelves

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    Laughing excitedly

32. 232 哈 Harry Potter: What Do I Do After Putting All My Talent into Curses? 哈利波特：天赋全点了诅咒怎么办 Mouse Cultivating Immortality修仙的耗子Male-Channel Fanfiction628k WordsCompleted [Female lead • Dark Magic • Mild horror • The three Unforgivable Curses as basic attacks • Growth-focused early story] [Growth-focused early story (everyone, have your blood pressure medication ready) • This story will incorporate a variety of fan-fiction themes related to curses] I’m just writing this for fun. I’m a newbie at the keyboard, and my writing isn’t very good, so please bear with me. I’m not a veteran reader of the original books, so there may be plot holes. Feel free to leave your f 5.7kReads8.0Score522Shelves
33. 233 哈 Harry Potter: My Quest to Live a Lazy Life Leads to Legend 哈利波特：想当咸鱼的我走向传奇 Drifting Rain and Mist落雨渺雾Male-Channel Fanfiction458k WordsOngoing After working hard all night, Su Li wanted to reward himself with a bottle of cola. He tried to get up, but immediately collapsed again. When he opened his eyes once more, he found he had been reborn as a child in the late twentieth century. He had planned to live out his life in peace in this seemingly “ordinary” world. Then, one evening, he met a girl... After that, the true face of the world began to unfold before him. Su Li had meant to go with the flow and take life easy, but to his dismay, 11Reads—Score—Shelves
34. 234 霍 Hogwarts: A New Student? No, Call Me a School Governor 霍格沃茨：新生？不！叫我校董 Lin Tanhua林探花Male-Channel Fanfiction361k WordsOngoing Agnes wakes up to find he has transmigrated into the wizarding world of Hogwarts, become Britain’s richest second-generation heir with a talent for everything and billions to spare, and awakened an Emotion System. Whenever he makes someone unhappy, he gains negative emotions, which he can use to draw prizes and exchange for mysterious rewards. This, this, this is way too easy. He discovers that even a little showing off his wealth earns him a huge amount of negative emotions. However, Agnes thin 458Reads8.2Score104Shelves
35. 235 霍 Hogwarts: I Just Want to Build a Collection 霍格沃茨：我只是想搞点收藏 Wind Blows, Waves Sell风吹卖浪Male-Channel Fanfiction460k WordsOngoing Harry Potter fan fiction + a System, but no grinding levels by fighting monsters + Keep a low profile when you can, show off when you can. After transmigrating into an orphanage in the Great British Empire, he finds himself with a golden finger that lets him collect treasures. He had planned to become a low-key treasure enthusiast and achieve a winner’s life. But then an owl unexpectedly delivers a letter telling him this is freaking Harry Potter’s world. He’s a half-blood wizard, and the nosele 50Reads—Score—Shelves
36. 236 哈 Harry Potter: What They Call Magic Is Science! 哈利波特：所谓魔法，亦是科学！ Deep-Sea Glass Whale深海琉璃鲸Anime Fanfiction327k WordsOngoing [Harry Potter fanfiction + no romance + the protagonist is no ordinary person + mastermind] His golden finger, the [Golden Spatula System], only activates right before he starts school? And there’s a mischievous little Gwen by his side who’s always getting into trouble? For Albert, a transmigrator raised from childhood under the tutelage of his scientist grandfather, none of that is a problem. He’ll combine science with magic and adapt the incredible skills and equipment from [Golden Spatula] in 368Reads7.4Score—Shelves
37. 237 人 I'm at Hogwarts, and I Rose to Power by Making Hermione Cry! 人在霍格沃茨，从气哭赫敏崛起！ Century-Old Cured Pork百年老腊肉Male-Channel Fanfiction130k WordsOngoing Lin Ce transmigrated. He found himself in the worlds of Harry Potter and Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them... Ever since childhood, he had been used to being alone. Then, on the day his Hogwarts letter arrived... he met the clingy Hermione Granger! From then on, Lin Ce’s life became a legendary comedy. Hermione: “Lin Ce! Lin Ce! I feel so much safer with you along for the ride...” Fleur: “Lin Ce! Why are you raising a pure-blood Veela...” Voldemort: “Lin Ce! Why does Nagini listen to you.. 293Reads5.6Score—Shelves
38. 238 哈 Harry Potter: From Human to Ancient Elf King 哈利波特：从人类进化远古精灵王 A Cowardly Nobody Who Talks Too Much人怂话密的草根Anime Fanfiction426k WordsOngoing Reborn in Hogwarts, Maude has terrible magical talent! So he decides to stop being human! He will become an ancient elf born for magic! One day, Maude casually casts Incendio at the sky, setting the heavens ablaze! Dumbledore: “I have never seen such a massive Fire-Making Spell!” Facing Voldemort, Maude stands three meters tall, his body wreathed in the destructive power of lightning and fire as he looks down at him. Later, Voldemort spreads the word: “He isn’t human. He’s a three-meter-tal 737Reads9.1Score—Shelves
39. 239 哈 Harry Potter: I Become a God Through the Laws 哈利波特：我以法则成神 Phoenix Bellflower凤铃草Anime Fanfiction159k WordsCompleted [Overpowered protagonist, Hermione, System] Alex transmigrates into the world of Harry Potter. After a month of living on the streets, the System finally comes to find him. This System is incredible: in a few days, he's stronger than an Auror; in half a month, he can rival a professor; and in a month, he's just one step away from becoming a legend. Want to compare spells? The Whirlwind of Fiendfyre is no joke. Want to compare Potions? Snape is my best buddy. Want to compare strength? You think I 775Reads6.3Score—Shelves
40. 240 H Harry Potter: I Just Started School, and This Is Cthulhu? HP：刚入学，这里是克苏鲁？ Jade-Faced Crab-Fishing King玉面钓蟹王Male-Channel Fanfiction573k WordsOngoing [Lovecraftian + Harry Potter + Occult + Major Reimagining] I, Guens Corleone, am eleven years old. I'm the "new emperor" of London's underworld, yet I've received an admission letter to Hogwarts on parchment. I thought I was in a gangster story, but it turns out I'm in a Lovecraftian version of the wizarding world. Enroll, or have your magical organs removed by the Ministry of Magic. And so the eleven-year-old mob boss put on a school uniform and marched into Diagon Alley carrying an anti-tank r 563Reads8.4Score101Shelves

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    I don't understand why it seems so cute and funny to me... It's obviously so dark.

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