Books So Funny I Laugh in the Middle of the Night and Kick My Dog Out the Window 半夜笑到把自家狗子一脚踹出窗户的书
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- 1251 Great Tang: From the Start, Princess Changle Became My Disciple 大唐：开局长乐公主拜我为师 After transmigrating to the Tang dynasty, Tang Yin becomes a court painter and awakens the Divine Brush System, gaining god-tier painting skills from the start. The officials are his biggest fans, and Changle is his devoted admirer. Li Er regards him as an imperial tutor, while the common people see him as a god. Li Er says, “The post of Minister of War has been vacant for some time. Would you be interested in taking it, Painter Tang?” Tang Yin replies, “I'm just a painter. I'm not interested in 3.4kReads7.9Score31214d adds
- 1252 I Get a Hundred Simps Every Day 我每天获得一百个舔狗 [No-Brain Power Fantasy] [Multiple Heroines] Chen Ping, host of the program Helping Chen, unexpectedly obtains the Ultimate Simp God System. Every day, he is guaranteed to gain a hundred simps! His skills are so formidable that Chen Ping starts to question his own life. This synopsis can't do it justice. Read the story to find out more. 959Reads8.9Score10414d adds
- 1253 Making Sheep a Sheep from the Start, Breaking Players Worldwide 开局制作羊了个羊，全球玩家破防 [Strongly recommended by the editor + game design + livestreaming + everyday life] [Sheep a Sheep only earns the protagonist his first pot of gold; it has nothing to do with the later plot] Zhao Kai transmigrates to a parallel world and vows to build his own gaming empire. He obtains the “Rage-Inducing Game System.” As long as he frustrates players, he earns rewards. Zhao Kai says, “I just want to make good games. The System is the one forcing me to do this.” His first game is Sheep a Sheep. Pla 11.1kReads9.1Score1.1k14d adds
- 1254 The Emperor's Precious Little Darling Will Make You Weep for Your Empire 皇上家的小娇娇，哭崩你江山 Bai Xi is the dragon vein of the Great Xia Kingdom, a true dragon who has lived for nine hundred years. One day, a handsome man takes her in. He provides her with food and lodging, and all she has to do is keep his bed warm. She thinks it's a great deal. The only downside is that the man refuses to acknowledge her as his ancestor. How rebellious! * Yu Cang is the emperor of the Great Xia Kingdom. Just after he takes the throne, a dragon latches onto him. She's spoiled and has a huge appetite, ea 4.6kReads9.2Score85514d adds
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After Failing to Ascend, I Livestream Fortune-Telling and Leave My Clients Depressed 飞升失败后，直播算命客户抑郁了
[No male lead] + [Mysticism] + [Absurd comedy] + [Cultivation] She was one step away from ascending when she was struck dead by heavenly lightning. Was it the mercilessness of the Heavenly Dao, or was she just a terrible person? After taking stock of what happened, Xia Qingzhu decides to accumulate merit properly. Day one of fortune-telling: She gets a streamer who steals electric scooters sentenced to death. Day two: A seller of rock candy gets sentenced to eleven months. Day three: Someone ste
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- 1256 National Fate: I Said Use a Cheat, Not Start Serving the Feast! 国运：让你开挂，没让你直接开席 [National Fortune Survival + Patriotism + Livestreaming + Gourmet Food + No Female Lead] With resources depleted, Blue Star is on the brink of collapse. At this critical moment, the National Fortune Survival Arena makes a dramatic entrance! While all the other survivors are struggling just to stay alive and have no time to worry about the countries bound to them, Wang Yang has already conquered the National Fortune Survival Arena with the help of his cheat System and begun investigating its deep 9.2kReads8.6Score54314d adds
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All My Tenants Are Crazy Girls 我的房客全是精神小妹
[Middle-Aged Comeback | Urban Power Fantasy | Spirited Girls | System] At thirty-five, I was laid off, swindled out of my down payment by a marriage scammer, and saddled with a two-million-yuan mortgage. Just when I was at the end of my rope, a chime rang in my head. [Rebellious Girl Shelter System bound: Only spirited girls may move in. Two hundred yuan per person per day, paid instantly. No empty promises.] To everyone else, spirited girls were foul-mouthed troublemakers who smoked, drank, ran
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- 1258 Weren't You Supposed to Be a Cool Beauty? Why Do You Blush Whenever I Tease You? 说好的清冷美人，怎么一逗就脸红 [One-on-one romance with two male leads, both each other’s only partners; a dirty-talking, devoted top and a cool, beautiful bottom; reborn pursuit of his wife + showbiz + ridiculous comedy + everyone’s favorite + healing + intense push and pull + face-slapping feel-good story + mostly everyday life, and once you get through the first chapter, it’s sweet romance] After his beloved dies, Young Master Zhou is consumed by despair. By a twist of fate, he is reborn and wastes no time setting out to w 62kReads9.6Score9.9k14d adds
- 1259 Teaching the First Emperor of Qin to Beat Fusu with Lunyu Leaves Hu Hai Terrified 大秦教祖龙抡语暴揍扶苏吓惨胡亥 (Great Qin + First Emperor + revelations + princes + Analects-inspired beatdowns + shocking Zheng-ge) After transmigrating, Zhao Mu mistook Ying Zheng for his wealthy father, who had gone out on business. Thinking of the corpses that would soon litter Xianyang, Zhao Mu tried to persuade his father, rich enough to rival a nation, to wait for the chance to rebel! Ying Zheng: “A gentleman loves wealth, but acquires it through proper means!” Zhao Mu: “You’re right, Dad. I love money, so taking yours 9.2kReads8.5Score65614d adds
- 1260 I Crush the Modern Entertainment Industry with Real Actors from Ancient Times 我靠古代真演员，吊打现代娱乐圈 [A top-tier star director transmigrates + ancient cast with genuine acting chops + outclasses the entire entertainment industry + feel-good tale of making money across time] Framed and saddled with a billion in debt, he was completely blacklisted by the entertainment industry! The life of genius director Zhou Fan had fallen apart. At his darkest hour, a mysterious bracelet activated, sending him to ancient times! Here, there is no terrible acting, no lazy performers, and no investors meddlin 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 1261 After Transmigration, Her Whole Family Are Villains 穿越之我全家都是反派 Content warning: Lots of crude bathroom humor. Don't read while eating. Version One: Jiang Mianmian transmigrates. Her father is a scheming scholar with the face of a kindly man. Her mother has the face of a bodhisattva and the heart of a ruthless killer. Her eldest brother looks simple-minded but is cunning at heart. Her second sister is selfish and sharp-tongued. They were born destined to be villains. To highlight the protagonist's justice, kindness, and greatness, they work hard to do all so 139.1kReads9.6Score16.9k14d adds
- 1262 God-Tier Card System: Great Tang's Strongest Shopkeeper 神级卡牌系统大唐最强店长 Chu Fan brings a “Card Merchant System” to the Tang Dynasty, and a world of chaos is born, one that leaves even the gods unsettled! Why are the Dragon Kings of the Four Seas desperately hoarding wealth? Why is Tang Sanzang riding a Harley to the Western Paradise? Why has Li Shimin become history’s first beast summoner? Why do the pigs in Chang’an squeal in the dead of night? It all traces back to one shabby little shop... 483Reads6.6Score10114d adds
- 1263 Damn! Why Is the Crown Princess Surrounded by Suitors Everywhere? 可恶！怎么到处都是长公主的鱼！ [Short drama of the same name] [The Princess's World of Flowers] Now streaming [Content warning: The female lead is not exclusive, but all the men are, so read with caution] [Schrodinger's playgirl × a whole lot of men] [Lighthearted, not a serious historical drama] [Original title]: Too Many Men Are Such a Hassle. Who Should I Spoil? Wen Yu transmigrates into the Great Sheng Dynasty as its beautiful, useless, brainless eldest princess. After learning that the original owner drowned by accident 47.6kReads9.5Score6.4k14d adds
- 1264 Oxygen Is Poisonous! My Livestream Leads Everyone on the Path to Immortality! 氧气有毒！直播引领全民修仙！ A livestream reveals that Blue Star is a prison, sending the entire internet into an uproar! Humanity was once the most powerful race beneath these stars! How? Because humans could cultivate immortality! But this cultivation isn't the kind you think it is... True energy is dark energy! Oxygen is deadly poison! And cultivators even travel in spaceships! During the livestream, Jiang Chen reveals the truth piece by piece! Viewers: "Streamer, what are you planning to show us tomorrow?" Li Feng: "Tom 155Reads8.6Score11314d adds
- 1265 Going Viral Starts with Calling the Cops 爆红从报警开始 Microdrama style, silly and lighthearted. The protagonist has no romantic pairings, male or female. Actor Mo Fei gets a Role System. From a holy monk, he gains an ability to attract criminals; from a serial killer, he learns human anatomy; from a detective, he learns to talk to cats; from a master thief, he learns sleight of hand... To everyone else, all of this seems downright bizarre. Would a normal actor radiate murderous intent? Would a normal actor know the human body so well? Would a norma 58.9kReads9.5Score7.9k14d adds
- 1266 The Campus Belle Overheard My Thoughts, and I Caught Her 校花偷听我心声，被我发现了 Shen Fan was reborn into his college years. It was the first day he would sit beside Xia Qingxue, the campus beauty. With a System at his disposal and memories of his previous life, Shen Fan watched Xia Qingxue walk over and thought to himself, [Since I’ve been reborn, I absolutely won’t let this chance with Xia Qingxue slip away in this life.] Xia Qingxue: Who? Who’s talking? Shen Fan immediately noticed that Xia Qingxue looked a little strange, as if she could hear his thoughts. So he gave a m 567Reads8.7Score10514d adds
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I Can Rewrite the Plot, and the Hero and Heroine Are Stunned 我能改剧情，男女主麻了
[System + wild imagination + silly fun + hilarious + female lead, no CP] Jiang Nuan transmigrates and gains a golden finger that lets her access and alter the plot whenever she’s near the male and female leads. [Xu Yan sneered and walked toward Rong Jia.] Looking at Rong Jia, a hopeless romantic, Jiang Nuan smirked and changed “walked” to “crawled.” Xu Yan sneered and was just about to step forward when his body went out of his control and he sprawled on the ground. Under everyone’s stunned gaze
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I Wake Up Ready to Fight. If the Villain Won't Do It, I Will 两眼一睁就是干，反派不干我来干
Guan Yu accidentally transmigrates into a book and discovers she has become the vicious supporting female character in a domineering CEO novel: the early-dead wife of the story’s big bad. The System she gets bound to isn’t a redemption System, but a Villainess System. As the name suggests, a villainess targets everyone equally and makes sure nobody has a good time! On a dating reality show, each pair of contestants is given a limited budget. Every other team keeps generously offering to let the
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- 1269 The Court Hears My Thoughts: I Slack Off and Enjoy the Gossip! 满朝文武听我心声，我摆烂吃瓜！ [Everyone Can Hear Her Thoughts + Goofy Comedy + Gossip + Doing the Bare Minimum] This is not a no-romance story! There isn’t much focus on romance, though, and the male lead isn’t human! If you’re okay with that, come on in! After finally becoming the daughter of a respectable family in ancient times, she’s determined to treasure this wonderful life! After transmigrating, Lin Mo spends over a decade living like a lazy fish, planning to keep it that way. But her father worries she’ll starve, so 59.7kReads9.5Score58.5k14d adds
- 1270 National Fate Horror Game: Are You Crazy? You Can Play the Script Like This? 国运恐怖游戏：疯了吧，剧本还能这么玩 A National Fate horror game appears. If a country wants to prosper, it has to enter the game and take on its challenges. But the game is so terrifying that countless players fail to bring their countries any National Fate benefits. Instead, disaster strikes. Yet Qin Zhan discovers that he can see hints during the horror game stages: Funeral Hall Zombie Stage: Zombies fear light. Find a way to expose him to some. Bloody High-Heeled Shoe Stage: The female ghost has long legs. Give her another high 994Reads7.6Score10014d adds
- 1271 EN Legend Management Bureau 传说管理局 (No harem, no formulaic plot, no invincibility, no System, no brainless decisions, and no wish fulfillment. Read with caution if any of that bothers you.) Du Yu dies an untimely death right at the beginning of the story. Hoping to secure a better spot in his next life, he takes a job with the Bureau of Legendary Tales. His job is to return to legends that have gone off course and put their plots back on track. He never expected that the first mission assigned to an ordinary mortal like him would 167kReads9.6Score21.5k14d adds
- 1272 The Spoiled Couple Goes Wild in the Capital 纨绔夫妇，京城发癫 (One-on-one romance, married first and falling in love later, chaotic daily life) Sixteen years ago, the favored Qiao family and the newly appointed Hanlin scholar Huo family arranged a marriage. Sixteen years later, the Huo family had risen to the rank of Minister, while the Qiao family had plummeted from trusted imperial confidants to complete paupers. On the eve of the wedding, the Huo family’s second wife couldn’t bear to see her handsome, talented son marry a pauper’s daughter, so she subst 14.9kReads9.2Score1.5k14d adds
- 1273 Planetary Survival: Isn’t This Basic Knowledge? 星球求生：这不是基础常识吗？ Chu Yunhe transmigrated to a parallel world with incredibly advanced technology, where everything was done using high-tech methods. In this age, even the theory of relativity had been disproven. Humanity had long since spread across the universe. He signed up for a show called Planet Survival. When humans who couldn't live without high technology met Chu Yunhe... Making fire with a bow drill, mortise-and-tenon joints, black powder, pottery firing, fishing techniques... Viewers: "Holy crap! How d —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 1274 After I Stopped Updating, the Prince Regent Dragged Me into the Book 断更后我被摄政王拽进了书里 [Possessive, villain, lighthearted, hilarious, sweet romance] Mo Li transmigrates into a book, dragged into the novel she wrote by the Prince Regent and turned into a little silver snake? To get back to her own world, she decides to kill the villain, Lu Ya, and fast-forward straight to the ending. But later she realizes that beauty is dangerous, especially male beauty! After spending every day together, Lu Ya starts looking at her in a very different way. ~ Lu Ya can hear the snake’s thoughts. S 1.7kReads9.2Score31614d adds
- 1275 She Rules the Cultivation World, While Her Disciple Turns into a Puppy 修仙界她横着走，徒弟养成哈巴狗 As his master lay dying, he stroked Gu Gugu's head. “My life's ambition was to mend relations between humanity and the demon race.” “Legend has it that in ancient times, humanity lowered its flags to half-mast in mourning for a member of the demon race, the highest honor they could bestow.” “Gugu, I want you to become someone humanity will lower its flags to half-mast for.” After her master died, Gu Gugu charged alone into the human race's prodigy trial grounds and slaughtered 468 human prodigie 12.3kReads9.3Score1.7k14d adds
- 1276 I’m a Three-Year-Old Empress, Yet Dad Keeps Tossing Me Out! 女帝三岁半，我又被爹爹丢出去啦 [Short drama now available] (Search for Ye Tuantuan) [Animated comic now available] (Search for Ye Tuantuan) Ye Tuantuan was sneaking snacks in the kitchen when her prince father caught her red-handed. As he grabbed her by the collar and lifted her up, she was still secretly biting down on a shrimp with all her might. Ninth Prince: “Is this really my kid? How can she be so dumb? Maybe I should just throw her away.” Ye Tuantuan’s eyes sparkled. “Wow, Daddy is so handsome.” Empress System: “I’ve n 17.8kReads9.5Score1.4k14d adds
- 1277 I Was Supposed to Be the Top Sword Cultivator, So Why Is It the Sword of Being a Jerk? 说好第一剑修，怎么是犯贱的贱 [Physical edition preorder opens at 7:00 p.m. on the 22nd] [Hilarious, absurd, no-romance power fantasy + meme references + the female lead is the root of all evil] [One female lead corrupts every prodigy] At the sect entrance examination, everyone else was busy testing their spiritual roots. I was busy scamming people. Chi Miao transmigrated into the cultivation world ten years ago and got bound to a System that could only be unlocked after she committed a hundred scams. It promised she could b 106.3kReads9.5Score15.5k14d adds
- 1278 EN Villain: Overhearing Thoughts, Every Male Lead's Persona Collapses 反派：偷听心声，男主们人设全崩 [Mind reading + transmigrate into a book + System + cultivation + silly comedy + villainess + battle royale + everyone’s darling] Open ending, with a one-on-one bonus epilogue. Ning Xiang transmigrated into a cultivation novel as its wicked villainess and was bound to the Villainess Survival System. All she had to do was keep opposing the heroine according to the plot and make it to the end, and she would receive a whole range of generous rewards. Wait… Wasn’t the plot going a little off the rai 3kReads9.3Score49714d adds
- 1279 Rival-Lane Couple: We're Absolutely Unhinged! 对抗路情侣，包癫的！ Wen Li transmigrated into a book. She was keeping up with the trend, heehee. She became the heroine of an angsty romance. Not so heehee. The heroine of this book shares her name. She's a stand-in for the male lead Lu Ci's beloved, and the two go through a torturous love affair. Only then does he realize his feelings for her. In the end, she forgives him for everything, and they live happily ever after. Wen Li wanted to howl at the heavens. What kind of brainless plot was this? Looking at the mal 2.8kReads9.1Score41014d adds
- 1280 EN The Gods' Foolish Game 诸神愚戏 I have two principles in life: 1. I never lie. 2. I never believe anything anyone says, including myself. “Sir, I would like to point out that your second statement conflicts with the first.” “How so?” “If you never lie, why don’t you believe what you say?” “Oh, sorry. I forgot to mention that I don’t consider myself human.” “?” Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Cheng Shi, Cheng Shi who never lies. What, you’ve never heard of me? That’s all right. You simply haven’t been deceived by m 520.5kReads9.7Score66.6k14d adds
- 1281 Doomsday Descends: I Lead My Entire Clan into Cultivation 末日降临：我带着全族去修仙 Ye Feiliu secretly cultivated immortality at home, telling people he was writing a novel. No one knew the truth, until one day, while saving a neighbor's child, Ye Feiliu stopped a speeding truck with one hand. The whole village was stunned. From then on, Ye Feiliu led his entire clan in cultivating immortality. Ten years later, the world merged with other dimensions. Countless alien beasts invaded, plunging the entire planet into despair overnight. At that moment, the whole Ye clan stepped forw 813Reads7.9Score10014d adds
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I'm in College, and the Campus Belle Junior Asks Me to Be a Dad 人在大学，校花学妹喊我做奶爸
[Sweet Romance + One Female Lead + Dad Life + System] Lin Yi received a phone call. His mom sounded as if she wanted to crawl through the internet and come get him herself! “Son, there’s an abandoned baby outside our house. Get back here, quick!” “And the baby even looks... a lot like you did when you were little.” Lin Yi: ??? He hurried home. Seeing the little one in the swaddling clothes blinking with a mischievous look in her eyes, Lin Yi was dumbfounded. “Whose baby is this? She’s so cute!”
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I Pledged Myself to a Slacker, and the Metaphysics Master’s Secret Identity Was Exposed 我与咸鱼画押，玄学大佬马甲被扒
[No romance + mysticism + a cast of lovable goofballs + spiritual qi revival + a little wish fulfillment + secret identities + transmigrate into a book + everyone’s favorite] Gu Juanyan transmigrates into a novel about secret identities as a fake heiress side character with her brain in her backside. All she does is court death and give the heroine chances to face-slap her. After learning her situation, Gu Juanyan decides to keep out of trouble and live like a lazy fish. She had hoped to coast t
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- 1284 EN Oh No! The Little Zombie Accidentally Became a Big Shot 糟糕！小丧尸一不小心就成了大佬 [Apocalypse x food hoarding x devoted couple x sweet romance x little zombie heroine x super badass, high-output hero] Torrential rain, typhoons, tsunamis, thunderstorms, the disappearance of Earth's magnetic field, zombies, monsters, supernatural abilities, and more... Congratulations, you've entered the main storyline of the apocalypse. The whole world is about to be reshuffled. From here on, survival depends on your life, your luck, and yourself. - While everyone else is still screaming in a 76kReads9.5Score10.4k14d adds
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From the Start, I Had Financial Freedom, But I Just Wanted an Ordinary Life 开局财富自由，我只想当个普通人
Ordinary people are always dreaming of financial freedom, beautiful women, luxury cars, yachts... But compared with material things, Chu Fang wants something more: a sincere love to accompany him through the rest of his life, as he peacefully admires the mountains. [Everyday life, one heroine] ... ...
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After Dying in Battle Across the Heavens, I Was Reborn to a Leisurely Life in a Martial Arts World 战死诸天后重生武侠世界悠闲生活
{This book isn't a face-slapping power fantasy. The plot moves along, but it's full of potential pitfalls. If you don't have some insight into life, you'd better move on, so you don't waste your precious time.} After dying in battle against the ominous forces across the heavens, he is reborn in the world of Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils, with his memories preserved. With his memories in fragments, he is haunted by an inexplicable sense of urgency. He stops at nothing to train in martial arts, making
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I'm Already the Zombie King, and the Zombie Apocalypse Has Only Just Begun 我都成僵尸王了，丧尸末日才爆发
Zhang Xuan was reborn before the zombie outbreak. He obtained the corpse-refining art passed down by his ancestors and refined himself into a Heaven-Cutting Ancestral Zombie, surpassing the Four Great Ancestral Zombies! The zombie apocalypse began, and Zhang Xuan, now a ferocious zombie, emerged from his lair! “So you’re a zombie, huh? You think you can take on a jiangshi?” “You had your chance, and you still couldn’t do a thing! Are you trying to tickle me?” And the beauty who spent a night wit
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- 1288 We're the Osaka Division, and We're Here to Make Money 咱大阪师团，就是来赚钱的 I transmigrated to the years of the War of Resistance, but ended up as a Japanese soldier. What am I supposed to do? The good news is, I’m with the Osaka Division, famous for its business acumen. While everyone else is fighting, I’m the only one reselling supplies. Food? For sale! Medicine? For sale! Weapons? For sale! Other garrisons’ deployment maps? For sale! A year later, the Japanese soldiers stared in bewilderment at the army across from them, equipped with planes, artillery, and tanks. 113Reads9.0Score—14d adds
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Online Game: I'm the Only One Who Can See Hidden Information 网游：只有我能看到隐藏信息
[Comedy + Memes + Playing It Safe + Old-School Passion + SSS-Rank Talent = ???] Ye Bai awakens an SSS-rank talent, bears the name Asura, embarks on the path to invincibility, and forges himself into the strongest of all! (Crossed out) This is a funny story about a group of people saving the world. Nightmare: “Tell me, do you have nightmares?” Wuhen: “You’re so cocky. Did you ask my sword first?” Xiaoyao: “How boring.” Asura: “In a century filled with great figures, only Nightmare, Wuhen, X
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- 1290 Cao Cao's Rogue Strategist 曹操的痞军师 In the twelfth year of Jian'an, Cao Cao's chief strategist, Guo Fengxiao, died of illness at the age of thirty-seven. People in later generations mourned his untimely death and couldn't help wondering what plans this extraordinary genius had left behind for Cao Cao. Our story begins here... 5.6kReads8.0Score43714d adds
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Military Marriage: You Want to Send Me to the Countryside? I'll PUA Your Whole Family 军婚:逼我下乡?我PUA他全家
[Military Marriage + Sweet Romance + Devoted Couple + Pocket Dimension] In her previous life, Fang Ying was poisoned by her stepmother and grew uglier by the day. Her childhood sweetheart and fiancé got together with her stepmother’s daughter. Then her entire family pressured her to give up her place at a workers, peasants, and soldiers university and go to the countryside in the other girl’s place! She turned around and married her fiancé’s uncle, a decorated soldier. But he died in action si
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The Cultivation World’s Garbage Siblings 修真界的垃圾兄妹
Body transmigration + modern person in ancient times + no System + comedic wish-fulfillment + pocket dimension The animated comic adaptation, Cultivator Siblings, is now available. Mi Duoyu is a wandering orphan. Ever since she met Mi Fantong, her life, which had already been a raging inferno, has become even hotter and deeper. Every day, she’s either out tricking people for a bite to eat or being chased and yelled at... After years of scrabbling to get by, the two of them have picked up a few s
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Seriously?! You Mooched Off My Wi-Fi and Cut My Internet Cable 刑啊！蹭我wifi，还剪我网线
[Stickler for Details] + [Law] + [Outlaw] + [Stacking Charges (Stacking Kills)] + [Zhang San] Chen Feng is a livestreamer. One day, he discovers someone stealing his Wi-Fi, so he changes the password. But to his surprise, the neighbor comes knocking and demands the password, claiming her child needs it for online classes. And if he refuses, she’ll cut his internet cable? How about destruction of private property, disturbing the peace, and trespassing? Your account got stolen by a hacker? How
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- 1294 My Emperor Father Can Read Minds 我的皇帝父亲会读心 [Infrastructure Building Focus ✚ Mostly Comedy ✚ Not Historically Accurate ✚ No Romance] Emperor Wei prided himself on being a wise ruler. His ministers served him well, his harem was harmonious, and his children were clever and filial. That is, until he was struck by lightning. Afterward, he gained the ability to read minds, and finally learned that everyone around him was two-faced, saying one thing while thinking another! Emperor Wei was devastated. So he had been such a failure as an emperor 56.5kReads9.3Score5.3k14d adds
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The Wicked Junior Sister Won't Reform, So She Wreaks Havoc on Everyone in the Sect 恶毒师妹不洗白在宗门创死所有人
[Publication deal signed] Jiang Que transmigrates into a cultivation novel as the vicious female supporting character, doomed to a tragic fate and destined to be nothing but a foil for the heroine. The heroine is aloof and otherworldly, while Jiang Que is just a woman; the heroine is blessed with extraordinary talent, while Jiang Que has only her life to lose; the heroine has suitors everywhere, while Jiang Que has never even held a man's hand. Even worse, the day she transmigrates into the bo
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- 1296 The Empire's First Prince Consort 帝国第一驸马 [New book release: The Rebellious Son Is Invincible, the final installment of the Empire Trilogy] Guan Ning transmigrates, hoping to live a carefree life of wine, women, and luxury as a young prince. Instead, he becomes a prince consort whose engagement has been broken off. Rumor has it that no dynasty can last more than 300 years. The Great Kang Dynasty is at that very threshold: a golden age is in turmoil, loyal ministers are being persecuted, and an age of chaos is about to begin. He will top 114kReads9.1Score10.8k14d adds
- 1297 Doctor: I'm Nearly in My Grave, and the System Only Shows Up Now 医生：我都快入土了，系统你才来 After graduating from medical school, Xu Qiu set himself an ambitious goal: to reach the very top of the medical world and become a doctor of national renown. But ideals are lofty, and reality is harsh. With only average talent, Xu Qiu struggled to get ahead in the medical system. Decades passed in a flash. Now nearly fifty, he had managed to become an attending physician only by slowly building up his seniority. The department’s “mascot,” Xu Qiu stopped talking about the dreams he’d had as a yo 923Reads8.8Score18614d adds
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You Were Supposed to Tame Beasts, So Why Did You Raise Cthulhu? 叫你御兽，你养出克苏鲁？
[Beast Taming + Witty Comedy + Negative Emotion Points System] Give him a System and he’ll drive every opponent to a breakdown. Give him a little octopus and he’ll raise it into a dark Cthulhu. At home, he’s the rebellious son in his father’s eyes. At school, he’s a god of war in his classmates’ eyes. Under the blows of his righteous iron fists, every enemy trembles in fear. The Eight-Armed Demon King from the Demon Realm had this to say about Lu Qiu: “This man is terrifying. If I’d known he was
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The Villain's Defiant Backbone Weighs Three Hundred Jin 反派逆骨三百斤
[Witty, lighthearted, no romance, mainly jianghu adventures, with some court intrigue and farming] Just as she and her enemy died together, a soul-being made a deal with her: he would preserve her memories for one lifetime, so he could see the mortal world through her eyes. Luo Yang agreed without a second thought. If the deal didn't work out, she could return the goods. Preserving her memories was a big deal. And so, she became a tiny baby named Luo Acha. With elders above her and no children o
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- 1300 A Hilarious Comeback: The Foolish Girl Turns Her Life Around 爆笑爽文傻女翻身 The silly young lady of the Shangshu household suddenly isn’t silly anymore. She’s just got a bit of a temper: whoever crosses her gets beaten. If not today, then tomorrow. She’s not refusing to hit them, she’s just waiting for the right moment. Scene 1: Jiang Mingyue: “Your Majesty, the heir to the marquis’s title drugged his fiancée and sold her to someone else. Is someone of such poor character fit to be a noble heir?” “Such shameless behavior makes him unfit to be a man…” The emperor flies 21.9kReads9.2Score1.6k14d adds
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