Weren't You Supposed to Be a Cool Beauty? Why Do You Blush Whenever I Tease You?

Name: Weren't You Supposed to Be a Cool Beauty? Why Do You Blush Whenever I Tease You?
Author: Meizi Went Blind

说好的清冷美人，怎么一逗就脸红

by Meizi Went Blind (梅子瞎了)

Status: Completed
Length: 577k Words
Genre: Two Male Leads
Updated: 2y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

[One-on-one romance with two male leads, both each other’s only partners; a dirty-talking, devoted top and a cool, beautiful bottom; reborn pursuit of his wife + showbiz + ridiculous comedy + everyone’s favorite + healing + intense push and pull + face-slapping feel-good story + mostly everyday life, and once you get through the first chapter, it’s sweet romance]

After his beloved dies, Young Master Zhou is consumed by despair. By a twist of fate, he is reborn and wastes no time setting out to win his beloved back, launching Zhou Chong’s elaborate schemes.

Scheme one: Spend thirty million without hesitation to invite Shan Qingshan onto a show, move into his wife’s home, and take over his wife’s bed.

Scheme two: I’ll do my wife’s work, I’ll handle my wife’s chores, and I swear to protect my wife to the very end.

Scheme three: I keep my wife in my heart, and keep my declarations of love on the tip of my tongue at all times.

Even while chopping wood, when he gets a splinter in his hand, he sends someone rushing off to call for help.

Shan Qingshan brings over a needle. Zhou Chong looks dissatisfied.

“Isn’t this usually the kind of thing you suck out with your mouth?”

“...It’s a splinter, not poison. If you keep this up, I’m going to start wondering if you did it on purpose.”

“How could I?” Zhou Chong protests. “If you don’t believe me, I can swear on your conscience.”

Shan Qingshan: “...”

What a crafty schemer.

“Swear on your own.”

Zhou Chong sighs. “But I don’t have one. My heart is with you.”

“...”

Zhou Chong had thought that, this time around, he was the only one making the journey toward the other. Only after melting the ice around Shan Qingshan’s heart did he learn that

The suicide note was real.

And Shan Qingshan’s love for him was real.

In their past life and this one, they had always been moving toward each other.

Other names

Wifey, Be Good and Open the Door老婆乖乖，把门打开Alternate title on Fanqie
The Cool Beauty I Was Promised Blushes When TeasedEnglish name

Stats

272Chapters

62kReads · 30 days

4.9MReads · all time

9.8kShelves

9.6Score

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It's amazing! This is the only rebirth novel I can accept! Other novels are either about revenge or the protagonist was treated badly in their previous life. Unlike Mei Zi's novel, which is hilarious and original, it's love-obsessed from beginning to end. It's super, super, super good!! Highly recommended! It's great!
2.1k likes2y ago
It's so good! It's been a long time since I've read a story that moved me with small details. The romance-obsessed character is portrayed so realistically (or maybe I'm just a romance-obsessed person myself). The male lead who cries is such a good guy; I always say, what grown man doesn't cry? 🥺🥺🥺
385 likes2y ago
Young Master Zhou, so love-struck, it's so satisfying! His sharp tongue, his double standards... Oh my god! This rebirth story is highly recommended, watch it now! 😏😏😏
298 likes2y ago
The romance in this life is incredibly sweet, but the past life's storyline touched me the most. From the first page to the last, and then looking back from the past life, it's very clear that the relationship and personalities of Xiao Bao and his companion have changed. Seeing them grow better and better in this life is truly moving.
132 likes1y ago
I trust Mei Zi's writing; her characters are vividly portrayed, and the plots are captivating. I've read her other novels so many times—they're all so good! I absolutely adore *Unbridled* and *Morbid Enticement*! So I believe this book will be just as good! I love it…
127 likes2y ago
It's hard to watch out for, and not very friendly to either the seme or uke fans. The uke is indeed quite pitiful, but he feels a bit too universally adored. It's really unnecessary for people of different ages, social classes, and backgrounds to fall for him at first glance. Also, the seme himself is quite outstanding, okay?
121 likes1y ago
Okay, brothers, I've finally found my perfect Thunder novel! After reading it, I feel like I'm radiating hormones! It's the laziest thing I've ever read since the Year of the Horse started. After reading it, winter isn't cold, summer isn't hot, my goddess is ignoring me, and my crush is silent! Okay, this is a masterpiece by Niu Fu, who doesn't understand? I feel incredibly awesome!
116 likes4mo ago
So good! The wedding scene was so sweet, but the past life story was so heartbreaking. I almost cried my eyes out. Watching Qingshan Xiaobao walk step by step towards death was unbearable. Knowing she would die, she refused to accept it. Qingshan Xiaobao, how could you believe Zhou Chong would find someone else after you died?
87 likes1y ago
100 Stars! 100 Stars! 100 Stars! It's so good! Absolutely no bad parts, but there are some tear-jerking moments 😭😭😭 The young master's rebirth shows how much he loves Xiao Bao, and Xiao Bao also loves the young master very much. Another day of crying over their sweet love!
82 likes1y ago
Ahhh, I'm absolutely in love with this story! 🥰🥰 I devoured it in just a few dozen chapters, and Qingshan Xiaobao is so adorable! 😘 Zhou Chong, you're such a love-struck fool! Wang Baochuan woke up to find she was about to drop to second place on the rankings! 🤭 Author, please update faster! I hope to see more after my exams! 💕
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