Funny! Funny! I Only Want Funny Stories! I’ve Been Feeling Emo Lately and Want to Cheer Up~ 搞笑！搞笑！只要搞笑文！最近emo 了，想开心点～

1. 401 一 One Wanted Criminal a Day. Classmate, Don't You Ever Take a Day Off? 一天一个通缉犯，同学你不休假吗 A Chick Crashes into an Eagle for Compensation小鸡碰瓷老鹰Urban1.4M WordsCompleted [Catching criminals + criminal bait + everyday life + no romance] After the college entrance exams, Gao Ye stunned the nation with a perfect score. Reporters flocked to interview him, only to discover that he had vanished. When Gao Ye reappeared at the police academy's freshman opening ceremony, countless reporters rushed over. Reporter: Gao Ye, could you tell us what you did over the break? Gao Ye: Just a few little things. I caught a pickpocket, robbed a bank, spent a few days in prison, and b 29.8kReads9.0Score2.9kShelves

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   One chapter and you'll be laughing for half a day, you'll laugh until you can't live anymore! 🔥 The male protagonist, Gao Ye, transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a student about to enter police academy. On the first day of his vacation, Gao Ye buys a lottery ticket and catches a pickpocket. Gao Ye goes to buy rock candy and encounters a drug dealer. Gao Ye goes to collect his prize money and witnesses a bank robbery by ruthless bandits. One thing leads to another, it's super hilarious, five-star recommendation!

2. 402 修 There's a Fat Guy in the Cultivation World Who's Ridiculously Cautious 修仙界有个胖子超苟 Lucky Chubby Big Brother好运胖哥哥Eastern Fantasy903k WordsCompleted (Beast-taming cultivation, unlimited leveling, power fantasy, stronger against strong foes and stronger still against the weak) Zhang Baiwang is a very fat young man from a small frontier city in the Xia Kingdom. His father is a merchant who had him late in life and spoils him, so Zhang Baiwang is both ignorant and uneducated. However, having grown up around his father's business, he's picked up some knack for reading people. By a stroke of luck, he obtains an ancient divine artifact, the Demon- 672Reads—Score—Shelves
3. 403 你 A Monk of Your Rank Has No Right to Seek the Scriptures Yet 你这个级别的僧人，还没权利取经 Water Bites Paper水咬纸Eastern Fantasy2.0M WordsOngoing [Officialdom and Journey to the West + cultivation through construction work + In the Name of the People (Immortal Edition) + wild imagination] I transmigrated to the cultivation world. After ascending, I became a grunt in the Heavenly Court's Infrastructure Department. After three thousand years, I finally worked my way up to project manager, in charge of the South Heavenly Gate expansion project. The day before the final inspection, I was stuffing “local specialties” into an envelope. A constr 165.1kReads9.4Score17.9kShelves
4. 404 逆 Defying Heaven's Cute Beast: The Peerless Demoness Rules the World 逆天萌兽：绝世妖女倾天下 First Day, Seeing the Moon初一见月Ancient Romance6.2M WordsCompleted [Print Edition of One Thought, Ashes Return to the Mountain: Preorders Open September 27 at 7 p.m.] Her own sister ripped out her phoenix bone, stole her talent, and tossed her into the Demon Rift like a dog! But against all odds, she survived and became the little demon girl cherished in the palms of the monsters living in the Demon Rift! The monsters of the Demon Rift: “Anyone who lays a hand on Niannian declares war on our entire demon clan!” She returns to the Five Continents, cuts down her 148.2kReads9.6Score19.2kShelves

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   For the first eighteen years of her life, the female protagonist lived worse than a dog, bullied and abandoned in a demonic abyss. She miraculously survived and gained a group of adorable family members. From then on, she was no longer the pitiful little thing she once was, at the mercy of others. She re-emerged from the Five Continents, avenged her enemies, displayed her talent, and astonished everyone. A fast-paced, exhilarating cultivation novel with a captivating and dramatic plot. Highly recommended! (♥∀♥)

5. 405 我 My Food Refreshes at Random, Leaving Customers Drooling 我的美食随机刷新，顾客馋哭了 Half-Sweet Iced Coffee, No Extra Ice冰咖半糖不加冰Urban1.7M WordsCompleted This book is also known as: Selling Extra-Spicy Grilled Wings Outside a Colorectal Hospital [Food + no female lead + everyday life + comedy + perfect with a meal] Lin Xuan didn't want to go to work, so he unexpectedly bound himself to a food System. Every week, it assigned a random location and a random dish. But the very first week's task left him dumbfounded. What? Sell extra-spicy grilled wings outside a colorectal hospital? What kind of devilish task was that? And that was only the beginnin 82.5kReads9.3Score8.5kShelves

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   I laughed so hard while walking that snot almost came out. 😂😂😂

6. 406 千 The Trillionaire CEO’s Beloved 千亿总裁心尖宠 Lucky Chubby Big Brother好运胖哥哥Modern Romance212k WordsCompleted The real heiress, Ye Wanwan, is manipulated by the fake heiress and ends up pregnant with President Fu's baby. After learning the truth, President Fu marries Ye Wanwan first, and they fall in love later, each choosing the other. With President Fu backing her, Ye Wanwan dishes out face-slapping to a whole crowd of green tea rivals. 95Reads—Score—Shelves
7. 407 慈EN Cihang City 慈航市 Mountain-Patrolling Lord God巡山主神Mystery1.3M WordsOngoing At Cihang's grand arena, don't show up without a cheat. Chen Feng transmigrated to another world and discovered that the bosses here were unbelievably sneaky. “Let's go level up in the newbie village first.” “Ha! Got you, transmigrator.” “I'll be reborn and buy a lottery ticket.” “Ha! Got you, regressor.” “Fine, if you're going to play dirty, I don't need to pretend to be a gentleman either.” Chen Feng discovered that every time he died, he could refresh and get a new System. A System's power ha 1.1MReads9.2Score130.5kShelves
8. 408 身 Everyone Around Me Is a Liability. How Am I Supposed to Cultivate? 身边全是坑货，让我怎么修仙 Only Star in the Azure Sea苍海只星Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsOngoing “You bastard! I just won five million, and before I could even enjoy it, you blew my head off. What, you killed me and now you want to share my body? What about my money? My wife? You want it all? You son of a, ” A shameless protagonist, teammates who are a pain in the ass, unlucky enemies, and a mysterious world. Bai Jian picks up a minor character who even sabotages himself, then stages one hilarious and absurd adventure after another in a wondrous cultivation world, gradually uncovering its g 719Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Every chapter is captivating. (Add another bookshelf.) I was born an orphan, orphaned at a young age. I was taken in by two elderly people who pitied my plight and raised me. They also had a young daughter, Lotus, my childhood sweetheart. We had little land and a humble home, with no savings, but my parents toiled tirelessly without complaint. Eighteen years have passed in the blink of an eye. Though our days were simple and frugal, Lotus warmed my heart. My daughter grew into a beautiful and talented young woman, stunning all who beheld her. Lotus and I fell in love and pledged our lives to each other. One day, I encountered a cultivator who declared my extraordinary talent and offered to take me as his disciple to impart his teachings. He said that if I attained enlightenment, the world would be astonished. I had no desire for immortality, only to grow old with Lotus. However, poverty and my parents' illness forced me to become their disciple to repay their kindness. They took elixirs and miraculous medicines, and my parents recovered completely. I followed my master to seek immortality. At our parting, we wept bitterly, vowing never to forget each other, and to return together in eternal life. Reluctant to part, the fragrant grass seems to understand my heart. Six years have passed since we parted, night after night I think of you, day after day. My master, seeing my mortal heart stirred, ordered me to descend the mountain to face the trials of love. Returning home, I collapsed to the ground, my house destroyed, my fields barren, my parents dead, their bones withered. Lotus committed suicide in the mass grave. Only then did I learn the reason, and anger rose within me, a wicked heart ignited. A wealthy man, heartless and lustful, took Lotus into his household. Lotus refused, her beauty ruined, my parents heartbroken, losing their lives. Lotus cried out to heaven, but received no answer, and followed him to the underworld. I searched for Lotus's remains that night, only to be torn apart by wolves and dogs, my heart breaking. The path to immortality is severed, life is meaningless, I vow revenge for my beloved. Kill! ...

9. 409 三 Three Kingdoms: He Can Punch with Ten Thousand Jin of Force, and You Call Him a Civil Official? 三国：一拳万斤力你管他叫文官？ Flower-Faced Little Kite花颜小风筝Historical2.4M WordsCompleted [Three Kingdoms] [Invincible] [Hilarious] [Farming] [Schemer] He transmigrates into the Three Kingdoms era as an officer under Dong Zhuo and awakens with the strength to lift ten thousand jin from the start. He only wanted to survive the troubled times, but his mindset changes. A true man lives between Heaven and Earth. How can he remain beneath others forever? When eighteen warlords unite to campaign against Dong Zhuo, Su Yun decides to stop keeping a low profile. With a hundred cavalrymen, he 43.6kReads9.2Score3.9kShelves

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   Hilarious and highly recommended

10. 410 大 Big Shot, Don't Run! I'm Here to Join You in the Grave! 大佬别跑，我来找你拼坟了！ Sugar Come to Life成了精的糖Modern Romance436k WordsCompleted (Guaranteed crazy and sweet, jump right in!) [Unhinged antics and memes + Dating-show livestream + 1v1 sweet romance + Face-slapping + Absolutely shameless] [Unhinged and tough female star + Doting, obnoxious mysterious mogul + Happy ending + Both leads are romantically inexperienced] Jiang Yuan died, but when she opened her eyes again, she'd become the short-lived heroine of an angsty romance! She immediately quit and started going wild right where she stood! From the start, she set her sights 17.2kReads9.4Score2.6kShelves
11. 411 快 After Returning from Quick Transmigration, I Set the Dating Show on Fire 快穿回来后我在恋综修罗场爆火了 Xi Xun希浔Modern Romance1.5M WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy + sweet, exciting, and satisfying + entertainment industry + variety show livestream] After completing her quick transmigration missions and changing her fate, Yu Xia successfully returned to her original world. In the story starring her fiancé and the woman he loved, she was cannon fodder. She returned just as she was about to appear on a dating show. As soon as the show began, her fiancé's crush was caught in a love triangle. The heir to a wealthy family, her childhood friend wh 2.6kReads8.9Score352Shelves
12. 412 叫 I Told You to Die, Not to Pull a Stunt 叫你送死，没让你整活 Qing Chen青沉Eastern Fantasy4.3M WordsCompleted [Goofy]+ [Lighthearted]+ [Exploit system bugs]+ [Milk the system]+ [Wild imagination] Fang Chen has barely transmigrated to another world when he learns that he has agreed to a fight to the death with a chosen one whose engagement was just broken off. He’s already trembling with fear. His System awakens, and he thinks his savior has arrived. But the System’s very first mission tells Fang Chen to raise his cultivation, give it everything he’s got, bring out the chosen one’s potential, and then di 91.3kReads9.2Score9.7kShelves

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    It's hilarious, you'll love it.

13. 413 对 The Handsome Guy Across the Way Catches Me in the Act Every Day 对面帅哥每天都在抓我现形 Juan Xingxing焆星星Modern Romance448k WordsCompleted [A ditzy girl with a mind full of dirty thoughts vs. an aloof heartthrob who can’t stand her] [Adorable puppy vs. seductive fox] [Super sweet with a little angst × pining and push-pull tension × light comedy × one-on-one romance] An Sui writes steamy stories. Her mind may be full of dirty thoughts, but she’s a bona fide lifelong single. That’s right: she has the urge, but not the nerve. Everyone knows it’s a serious problem when a steamy-fiction writer has no experience, and An Sui has been chew 5.9kReads8.6Score968Shelves
14. 414 鬼 Ghostly Qi Returns, and I Have Divine-Level Ghost-Taming Talent 鬼气复苏，我有神级御鬼天赋 Three-Inch Snake三寸蛇Mystery227k WordsOngoing [Ghostly forces return + ghost taming + light comedy + mild horror] Su Che lives in a world overrun by ghosts. An ordinary high school student, he awakens a System that triggers options whenever he encounters a ghost. Complete an option, and he receives the corresponding reward. “What do you mean, Option Three is to sing ‘Little Bunny, Open the Door’ to the Knocking Ghost??” System, am I crazy, or are you? Years later, everyone knows the legend of a ghost tamer. His strength is legendary. His st 16Reads—Score—Shelves

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    A very funny and hilarious novel

15. 415 豪 After the Tycoon Wife's Thoughts Are Read, the Melon Patch Is Full of Spies 豪门夫人被读心后，瓜田里都是猹 Leisurely and Carefree悠悠哉又哉Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [The Whole Family Hears Her Thoughts + Gossip + Everyone’s Darling + Wealthy Family + Showbiz] Ji Fei’s soul was accidentally summoned into the wrong body, and she transmigrated into a wealthy wife who was about to get divorced. [Oh wow! After the divorce, I’ll be rich, gorgeous, and single. Who needs a husband? Huh? I was framed… Divorce! Hurry up and divorce me! If they uncover the truth, I’ll never get away!] President Qin, who was about to sign the divorce papers: ??? Before long, the compan 28.4kReads9.2Score4.4kShelves
16. 416 危 Dangerous Love That Cuts to the Bone: My Exes Are Addicted to Loving Me 危情噬骨，现任们强爱上瘾 Clouds Surge, Rain Falls云涌雨落Modern Romance729k WordsCompleted [Explosive + Thrilling + Overbearing CEO's Forced Love + Feel-Good Revenge + Comedy + Sweet Romance + Love Triangle + Regretful Pursuit] After her boyfriend cheated on her three years into their relationship, Su Tian turned around and set her sights on an even bigger prize: the head of the Gu family. By a twist of fate, Gu Yancheng was the older brother of Gu Yanbing, the heiress her cheating ex had pursued. And, as it turned out, he had been plotting to win her over for a long time! But Mr. Gu, 1.8kReads6.9Score101Shelves
17. 417 出 After Prison: The Movie Star's Wife Became the Haters' Number One 出狱后：影帝夫人成了黑粉头头 Silver Brocade银锦Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted After spending thirteen years in prison, she was reborn. When she opened her eyes, she was back at the time when the entire internet hated her. If you can’t beat them, join them. Before she knew it, she’d become the head of the antis. Antis Group One: “Boss, Yu Yuan’s causing trouble again. Should we go after her?” Yu Yuan: “Go after her for what? Did we get paid this time? Even antis have professional standards. We’re not working for free!” Antis Group Two: “Boss, the CP fans are shipping Yu Yu 14.6kReads9.4Score2.1kShelves

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    These three books are absolute laugh riots! Non-stop laughter and joy! Completed! 390,000 People are watching online 👀, laughing themselves to death! [Laughing][laughing]

18. 418 要 To Succeed, Go Crazy First: My Parents' Toxic Romance? I Tell Them to Break Up 要成功，先发疯，爸妈虐恋我劝分 Sine and Cosine Live in the Sun正余弦生活在太阳Modern Romance201k WordsCompleted [I Transmigrated Back to When My Parents First Met, and I’m Killing Myself] [Subverting the Tropes + Absurd Comedy + Ensemble School Cast] To change the fate of their villainous mother and their devoted second-male-lead father, Tu Fu and her two older brothers transmigrate to the time when their parents first met. For her mother’s happiness, Tu Fu decides to bring her and the male lead together. “According to unofficial historical records, a female supporting character and the male lead can live 2.7kReads9.2Score388Shelves

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    ① "Either perish in silence or become a monster in silence," she discovered she had a perverse hobby—reading narration in front of the parties involved. The female lead's identity was revealed, and she publicly showcased her piano skills. The host, holding the microphone, was even more excited than the original: "Her demeanor was arrogant, her eyes filled with nonchalant light, her beautiful fingers danced, and music that even world-class masters admired flowed from her fingertips!" The original female lead's hand trembled, almost causing a mistake. ② To change the fate of the villainous female supporting character's mother and the loyal male second lead's father, Tu Fu and her two brothers traveled back to the time when the two met. For their mother's happiness, Tu Fu decided to match her with the male lead, "According to unofficial history, the female supporting character and the male lead can also live happily ever after." Her brother, who only shipped their parents' official couple, was furious: "What kind of unofficial history is that? It's history! Real couples are the sweetest!" Thus, they embarked on a path of relentless fantasizing about their own couple and slandering and breaking up rival couples. ③ A new, eccentric junior sister arrived at the Yue Ming Sect, causing a stir everywhere. Yue Ming Sect was truly poor. To maintain the sect's basic expenses, the junior sister picked up her pen and began writing fanfiction about her master, senior brothers, and fellow disciples, firing the first shot in the propaganda war. Supporters of Yue Ming Sect within the United Academy exploded like never before. Other sects: ? What a dirty trick! ④ Due to a system error, the princess of the interstellar empire and four knights transmigrated into an entertainment novel, becoming a five-person villainous cannon fodder group. At the beginning, in a live stream—the chuunibyou princess, not forgetting her vicious persona, said to a turtle: "My dear subjects, why don't you speak?" Knight 1: Your Highness, it must be captivated by your beauty, too ashamed to look up. Knight Two: How dare you ignore Her Highness the Princess! Knight Three: It's good to be proud, but if I give you face, you'll have to ask for it. (Comments: Are you guys sick??) ⑤ Encountering Yan Luo's impending public confession at the start, Yan Luo cleverly calls out to the young master: "Cang Shu, wise men don't fall in love. Let's build a beautiful motherland and create a harmonious society together!" Young Master: ... Initially, the young master: Go away! Stay away from me! I'm scared! The self-conquering young master: Holy crap, she insulted me! She wouldn't like me, would she? Holy crap, she just glanced at me again! She wouldn't like me, would she? ⑥ Guan Yu, seeing the comments in the live stream calling her selfish for buying a bottle of water, decides to go all out: "Transfer all the money to me." The villainous husband is somewhat helpless, "I only have enough money to buy instant noodles." Guan Yu remained unmoved: "Give me the money for the instant noodles too." The villainous husband relented, "Then I'll keep three yuan for water." Guan Yu, stubborn as ever: "Give me the three yuan too." The big boss and the audience: "..."

19. 419 寻 Seeking Immortality: I Became a Big Shot by Scavenging Trash 寻仙：我靠捡垃圾卷成大佬 Ye Tou of Beilang City北狼城的业头Eastern Fantasy236k WordsOngoing Soul transmigration + absurd comedy + hilarious + junk collecting + all kinds of talented people Stayed up all night gaming, woke up a refugee in the ruins “BOOM!” The deafening explosion nearly knocked Lin Qiu's soul out of his body. It felt like a thousand alpacas had trampled him, leaving him sore, numb, and itchy all over. His arm was especially heavy, as if someone had tied a lead weight to it. “What the hell? Which thoughtless idiot is setting off firecrackers in my rented apartment?” Lin —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Funny, lying down, relaxed

20. 420 卷 The Workaholic Junior Sister Is the Hardest to Kill in the Cultivation World 卷王小师妹修仙界第一难杀 Sine and Cosine Live in the Sun正余弦生活在太阳Ancient Romance567k WordsOngoing [Ensemble cast + mostly friendship and family bonds + multiple team battles] No one at Qingwu Sect expected their junior sister, who had always meekly gone along with everything and cried to win their favor, to suddenly rebel, drug them herself, and escape the sect. Even less did they expect to meet her again on the opposing side. The noisy, boisterous, rough-and-tumble young men and women of Yueming Sect surrounded her protectively and cleared a path for her. “Make way! Can’t you see our Die-di 15.6kReads9.4Score2.1kShelves
21. 421 穿 After Transmigration, Her Whole Family Are Villains 穿越之我全家都是反派 Song Xiangbai宋象白Ancient Romance832k WordsCompleted Content warning: Lots of crude bathroom humor. Don't read while eating. Version One: Jiang Mianmian transmigrates. Her father is a scheming scholar with the face of a kindly man. Her mother has the face of a bodhisattva and the heart of a ruthless killer. Her eldest brother looks simple-minded but is cunning at heart. Her second sister is selfish and sharp-tongued. They were born destined to be villains. To highlight the protagonist's justice, kindness, and greatness, they work hard to do all so 137.2kReads9.6Score16.5kShelves
22. 422 叶 Ye Luoli: Life as the Villain Boss 叶罗丽：反派boss的人生体验 Cold Mountain Hibiscus寒山槿Two Male Leads412k WordsCompleted Nangong Yelü is one of the oldest immortals in the Ye Luoli fairy realm. A max-level powerhouse, he has grown tired of his life, so he seals away his memories and powers and experiences life in the human world. One day, the Queen, whose senses have gone astray, hands him Tiexi and tells him to spread darkness and help her fulfill her long-held wish. Nangong Yelü: “Sure.” … What if Bai Guangying never forgave Pang Zun? What if the World King destroyed the Water Prince’s feelings…? Content warning 1.5kReads8.5Score146Shelves

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    Funny? This is pretty funny. It's a story about a beast taking revenge on society. 😏😏

23. 423 穿 After I Transmigrated into a Book, I Plucked the Male Lead’s Halo Bare 穿书后，我把男主光环薅秃了 Xing Wu An星梧安Modern Romance539k WordsCompleted [1V1 ultra-sweet + goofy humor and meme references + showbiz + variety shows + face-slapping + career growth] [Unhinged, laid-back showbiz CEO VS upright, brooding law lecturer] Wen Muyun transmigrates into a book. She becomes the brainless, vicious female side character in a domineering CEO novel, obsessed with the male lead and scheming against the heroine. In the end, her father dies, she goes mad, and her company goes bankrupt. Wen Muyun: I’m checking out and doing nothing. Let the cap 6.4kReads—Score727Shelves

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    The female lead is truly a high-energy person; she's either causing trouble or on her way to causing trouble, and she has a sharp and sarcastic tongue.

24. 424 穿 Transmigrate to the 1970s: With a Childbearing System, I Marry an Infertile Officer 穿七零：带生子系统，嫁不育军官 Wish Granted, Stroke by Stroke如愿笔笔Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [Childbearing System (not primarily about having children) + military marriage + abundant supplies + satisfying read + no outrageous characters + sweet romance] [A stunning psychologist with a childbearing System + a stern-faced, fierce military officer who can’t have children] Xu Qingluo is a rising star in the field of psychology in the 21st century. Her parents and grandparents are all world-renowned psychology experts. After transmigrating to the 1970s, she becomes the youngest granddaughter 24.1kReads9.0Score2.2kShelves

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    This novel is absolutely hilarious! Every chapter is incredibly funny, the more you read, the more you want to laugh, you'll want to stay up all night to read it. It's definitely worth reading, it's so funny you'll want to finish it in one go.

25. 425 爷 Grandpa, Did You Really Start a Rebellion in the Underworld? 爷爷，您真在地府造反了？ A Big Shark一头大鲨鱼Mystery1.6M WordsCompleted [Campus Life, Everyday Moments, Laugh-Out-Loud Comedy, Supernatural, Shameless Antics, Unhinged Behavior] “Good grandson, Grandpa's out of money for the war. Hurry up and burn me some cash!” Zhang Di got nightmares like this at least once a day, but never thought much of them. Until one day, he dreamed his grandpa was fuming: “You little brat, why is it so hard to burn me some money? Fine, I'll send someone up there to teach you how to burn joss paper, step by step!” Grandpa's attacking a city? 16.9kReads9.4Score2.1kShelves

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    🌾These three hilarious books are absolutely hilarious! I laughed so hard my wife kicked me out of bed in the middle of the night, 🌾🌾I was rolling around on the floor laughing, and my mom chased me all over the house with a broom!!! Hahahaha!!! 🌾🌾🌾

26. 426 我 My Dear Subjects, Why Won’t You Speak? 我亲爱的子民，你为什么不说话 Sine and Cosine Live in the Sun正余弦生活在太阳Modern Romance284k WordsOngoing [Absurd comedy] [Bratty, wicked princess x Knight Commander who dotes on his wife] Due to a System error, the princess of the Interstellar Empire and her four knights transmigrated into a showbiz novel, becoming a five-person team of villainous cannon fodder. From the start, during a livestream... The chuunibyou princess stayed in character as a wicked villainess and said to a turtle, “My dear subject, why aren't you speaking?” Knight One: “Your Highness, it must be so captivated by your beauty 1.1kReads9.3Score145Shelves
27. 427 转 Reincarnated Immortal Official: I Bring Heavenly Immortal Children to the City 转世仙官：我带着天庭仙童在都市 Boiled Peanuts and Edamame水煮花生和毛豆Urban274k WordsOngoing The Underworld's Black and White Impermanence are my brothers! I'm an immortal reborn? What do you mean my moral standards are lower than those of the immortals in Heaven?” Jinlian, you and Brother Yu are never going to happen. Jia Xu, what kind of wicked schemes are you thinking up?! And you, hurry up and take apart that mortar! Someone up there has already called me in for a talking-to!! 4Reads—Score—Shelves

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    You should be in a good mood after reading this; it's a funny and refreshing read.

28. 428 开 Two Systems From the Start, I Take One Out on the Spot! 开局俩系统，当场干掉一个！ Meaning in the Lyrics词中意Eastern Fantasy2.3M WordsCompleted [System + no romance + comedy + immortality + shameless antics] At the peak of madness lies pure lunacy. With me, Tan Feng, around, the whole world can go crazy! After transmigrating into the cultivation world, he gains two Systems. Not only can he come back to life, he also earns rewards for causing trouble and making a getaway. Tan Feng decides to take shamelessness to the extreme. When his enemies pay respects to their ancestors, he slams his head into a tombstone and shouts, “From now on, I 19.1kReads8.7Score1.8kShelves

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    🌾These three hilarious books are absolutely hilarious! I laughed so hard my wife kicked me out of bed in the middle of the night, 🌾🌾I was rolling around on the floor laughing, and my mom chased me all over the house with a broom!!! Hahaha!!! 🌾🌾🌾

29. 429 我 I’m a Max-Level Kid, and the Government Wants Me to Obey the Law! 我！满级小孩哥，国家劝我守法！ This Is a Horse Stand这是一个马架Urban329k WordsCompleted Short drama: [The little genius makes a comeback, and the Bandit System is online] Lin Dong transmigrates to Blue Star as an eight-year-old first grader! And gets bound to the Century-Defining Bandit System! [Counterfeiting mission: Host, produce two hundred thousand US dollars] In art class, while all the other students are drawing cute pictures, Lin Dong draws a brand-new US dollar bill. And it passes through the money-printing machine! 8.7kReads8.1Score611Shelves
30. 430 你 You and I, Heart to Heart 你侬我侬 Smiling Eyes Amid Peach Blossoms桃花深处眉眼弯弯Ancient Romance322k WordsCompleted A hazy dream left Qiaoqiao unable to see things clearly, but one thing was certain: Mo Henghuan was a massive scumbag! So why wait? She should dump him! But why did trouble follow right on his heels, and why was it so hard to deal with? Well, having an ally was important, and the heir of the Bai family seemed like a good choice. But I’m only joining forces with you, not marrying you. How about we renegotiate the terms? The Bai heir: “Qiaoqiao, whether we’re cooperating or plotting together, you 1.9kReads9.5Score221Shelves

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    The everyday life is joyful, but the female lead is toxic.

31. 431 为 To Have More Babies, Even the Gods Go Wild (The Mortal Realm)! 为了多生娃，神仙也疯狂（人间篇）！ Heavenly Path Bow天行弓8k WordsCompleted Even Immortals Go Wild to Have More Kids (The Mortal Realm Arc)! 65Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Hilarious slapstick comedy! The gods are here to amuse you!

32. 432 飞 After Failing to Ascend, I Livestream Fortune-Telling and Leave My Clients Depressed 飞升失败后，直播算命客户抑郁了 Little Witch小巫Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [No male lead] + [Mysticism] + [Absurd comedy] + [Cultivation] She was one step away from ascending when she was struck dead by heavenly lightning. Was it the mercilessness of the Heavenly Dao, or was she just a terrible person? After taking stock of what happened, Xia Qingzhu decides to accumulate merit properly. Day one of fortune-telling: She gets a streamer who steals electric scooters sentenced to death. Day two: A seller of rock candy gets sentenced to eleven months. Day three: Someone ste 20.6kReads9.4Score2.8kShelves
33. 433 葵 The Sunflower Princess’s Book of Delights 葵花郡主欢乐宝典 Smiling Eyes Amid Peach Blossoms桃花深处眉眼弯弯Ancient Romance1.5M WordsOngoing Xiao Kuihua has a name as common as they come for a noble young lady, but her parents are both highborn and utterly unreliable. They raised her into a “green melon,” someone who speaks without thinking and invites gossip, and whose hopeless conduct makes marriage difficult. Yet, by a twist of fate, she wins herself a young husband, and so begins her delightful life of stirring up the capital and teasing young dandies before marriage, then making mischief with her in-laws and battling her mother- 1.9kReads9.5Score300Shelves
34. 434 人 People on Earth Won't Have Kids, and Even the Gods in Heaven Are Panicking! 人间不愿生娃，天上神仙都急了！ Heavenly Path Bow天行弓9k WordsCompleted People on earth don't want to have children, and even the gods in heaven are panicking! 23Reads—Score—Shelves
35. 435 快 Quick Transmigration: The Tragic-Novel Heroine Seems to Have a Serious Problem 快穿：虐文女主好像有那个大病 Beyond the Mountains山外Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Goofy + Slacker + Romance-Averse] Male lead: “The only one I've ever loved is her!” Cen Jing (rolling down the car window): “You two have to make it work. I'll take a car.” Second male lead: “You're interesting.” Cen Jing: “You deserve someone better, not someone who's already the best, like me.” Villainous big shot (pointing at the male lead and his mistress): “Why not tell the driver to run them over?” Cen Jing: “Hello? 110? Someone's inciting someone to commit murder... No, I'm not stutterin 9.2kReads9.5Score1.3kShelves

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    Teacher Shanwai's book, Teacher Long Spear, Uncle Slap, you should really try it!

36. 436 我 I Get Stronger Whenever I'm Called On 我被点名就变强 Gray Tracks灰色轨迹Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [Comedy + scheming + tycoon] One day, the rebellious Fang Qimai got a special System. Whenever someone called on him, he could receive a reward from them. Ding! Your math teacher called on you. Reward: Skill Book, Mastering Olympiad Math. Ding! Your rich classmate called on you. Character unlocked: Billionaire Dad. Ding! Your PE teacher called on you. Reward: Skill Book, Mastering English Grammar. Wait a minute... Did something weird just sneak in there...? 15.6kReads9.2Score1.4kShelves
37. 437 绝 The Peerless Little Princess Consort 绝世小俏妃 Dog Thirteen狗十三Ancient Romance575k WordsCompleted [A funny, charming princess consort + a scheming prince who fiercely protects his own + a manipulative woman + a wickedly seductive and mysterious Holy Lord, and more...] [Sweet romance + comedy + from scum to love + perfect ending] What does it feel like to fall in love with your enemy? The day he led his troops to invade her country, the sun shone brightly. The seventh prince of Beijiang, Mu Beiming, cut an imposing figure in his black armor. Even with a fearsome mask hiding his face, his shar 5.8kReads9.5Score691Shelves
38. 438 爽 The Ultimate Thrill: I Bind Myself to the Snake Queen from the Start 爽到底，开局绑定美女蛇女王 Li Tianlang李天狼Eastern Fantasy137k WordsCompleted A naturally invincible hero once played the hero on a small scale and fell into the palace of the Snake Immortal Queen. From then on began a legendary romance between the protagonist and the Snake Immortal Queen. He awakened twin Martial Souls, unified Yunfei Continent, and dominated his corner of the world, undefeated and revered by all. He became a supreme ruler, with all kinds of divine beasts at his command. 496Reads—Score—Shelves
39. 439 丽 Lisi's Smuggling Adventure 丽丝偷渡记 Heavenly Path Bow天行弓7k WordsCompleted Lisi's Smuggling Journey 30Reads—Score—Shelves
40. 440 录 The Demon Registry: I Can Tell at a Glance That You're Not Human 录妖司：本官一眼就看出你不是人 I Hope to See the Bright Moon我希望看到明月Eastern Fantasy100k WordsOngoing [Wacky comedy] [System-driven] [Coming of age] [Demon slaying] Also known as and After transmigrating to a world ravaged by demons during the Great Yin dynasty, I awakened a demon-slaying System. I thought I’d slay every monster from then on and rise to invincibility, but the gear the System handed out was completely absurd. A standard demon-slaying sword? No such thing. All I got from the System from the start was a kitche 16Reads—Score116Shelves

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    New book, especially hilarious.

41. 441 气 My Luck Is Off the Charts, So I Have No Choice but to Become an Immortal! 气运逆天，我只好成仙了！ Wang Friday王星期五Eastern Fantasy2.0M WordsOngoing [Unbelievable fortune + a wise old man by his side + mediocre aptitude + starting out in the menial work department + classic filial piety + it was just luck + immortality in ten years] In his first year after joining the sect. Wang Yao, you’ve reached Foundation Establishment? That’s remarkably fast progress. Wang Yao: I just got lucky. In his second year after joining the sect. Huh? Wang Yao, how are you already at the Golden Core stage? Wang Yao: I was just lucky, that’s all. In his third ye 22.4kReads8.6Score1.6kShelves
42. 442 道 Emotional Blackmail? Please, I Don't Even Have a Conscience 道德绑架？笑死，我根本没有好吗 Bao Yi Si A报一丝啊Urban1.5M WordsCompleted [Short drama, comic drama, and audiobook adaptations are all available, with up to 800,000 readers] [Fighting moral blackmail + outlaw + no self-sacrificing saint + scheming + immensely satisfying] After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lin Bei faces moral blackmail on a high-speed train from the start. Pregnant woman: “I’m pregnant! You have to give me your seat!” Lin Bei: “If you have a problem, take it up with whoever caused it. The baby you’re carrying isn’t mine, so why should I give up 63.4kReads8.7Score6kShelves

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    Funny and humorous plot with a fresh storyline, 😏

43. 443 徒 Disciple, You're Invincible Now. Go Down the Mountain and Wreak Havoc with Your Junior Sister 徒儿，你无敌了下山祸害你师妹吧 Li Tianlang李天狼Urban367k WordsCompleted A young monk descends the mountain to become the greatest hero under heaven. He becomes the great hero in the hearts of countless beauties, standing center stage and dazzling beneath the spotlights. 195Reads—Score—Shelves
44. 444 倚 Leaning on the Perilous Pavilion 倚危庭 Smiling Eyes Amid Peach Blossoms桃花深处眉眼弯弯Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted Just how hard is it to raise an outstanding young woman? That depends on who’s raising her. If an entire clan, or even a whole country, throws its support behind her, that’s another matter entirely. Ye Qingjiu is a woman with all sorts of jumbled memories and a knack for baffling people with her behavior. She thinks she’s clever, until she somehow gets married and finally realizes Li Tingye has been playing her all along... 5.8kReads9.4Score572Shelves
45. 445 流 Flowing Water, Fleeting Youth 流水不芳华 Heavenly Path Bow天行弓Female-Channel Fanfiction9k WordsCompleted The Flowing Water Knows No Springtime 37Reads—Score—Shelves
46. 446 七 The 1970s Matchmaker Who Talks the Young Master from the Capital into Becoming a Live-In Son-in-Law 七零小媒婆，忽悠京少当赘婿 Only Envy the Immortal Lord只羡仙君Modern Romance1.0M WordsOngoing Many years later, some friends sat together chatting. "Have you noticed that every village used to have a fool or a madman?" "Yeah, yeah! That madman would even go around hitting people!" Dou Xiaochan: Hehe, I'm the fool and madwoman you were talking about... Shen Moci: I'm the one who was tricked into going home as a live-in son-in-law by the fool and madwoman you were talking about... "What?!" Everyone's eyes nearly popped out of their heads. Shen Moci: To be honest, I was really scared at the 25.5kReads8.8Score3kShelves

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    It's super funny, and the female lead is super cute!

47. 447 社 A Salaryman Transmigrates into The Legend of the Condor Heroes: Black Lotus Rong and Wanyan Kang 社畜穿越到射雕：黑莲蓉和完颜康 Nuwa Is Catching Up on Sleep女娲补觉中Female-Channel Fanfiction1.1M WordsCompleted [The Legend of the Condor Heroes fanfic | Power fantasy | Comedy | Martial arts | Political intrigue | Strong leads | Happy ending | Guaranteed to make you laugh like a goose] Good news: I’ve become Huang Rong, the heroine of The Legend of the Condor Heroes. I’m the cleverest person under heaven, my father is Huang Yaoshi, the Eastern Heretic, and my fiancé is the protagonist. Bad news: I switched fiancés. Who did I switch him for? Yang Kang. One of the original story’s biggest villains. He died 247Reads8.0Score—Shelves

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    I laughed until my bladder was about to burst, but I didn't want to leave and just held it in until I reached my limit. [Smirk]

48. 448 我 I’m Not a Proper Taoist Priest 我不是正经道士 A Little Javelin一杆小标枪Urban173k WordsCompleted [Comedy + System + Urban Supernatural + Power Fantasy + Blind-Box Draws + Absurd Items] Chen Dagen: System, where’s my Five-Thunder Divine Spell? System: It missed. Chen Dagen: Where’s my Tianpeng Ruler? System: In your hand, the yellow one. Chen Dagen: Isn’t this a tape measure?! System: The Tianpeng Ruler is a Taoist artifact for suppressing evil. If it has markings and can measure things, it’s a Tianpeng Ruler. Chen Dagen: …Then explain why the blind box gave me The Care of Sows After Farrowi 95Reads—Score110Shelves

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    Both of these books are comedy books, the kind that will make you laugh so hard you wake up in the middle of the night.

49. 449 穿 I Became the Villainess, and the Heroine Spoils Me Rotten 穿成恶毒女配，女主把我宠上天 Huo Jinbei火金贝Modern Romance211k WordsCompleted [Comedy + unhinged antics + wealthy family + everyone’s favorite + feel-good power fantasy] I transmigrated into a book as the villainess. This is great! A billionaire dad, a handsome brother, and a gorgeous villainess: what more could I want? Ho Xin gazed at her reflection: an angelic face, a devilish figure, and a brilliant mind. What a dream life! Too bad everything would fall apart after she met the male and female leads! The Ho family went bankrupt, Ho Jiancheng sold off the family fortune, 8Reads—Score—Shelves

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    A must-read book for emoers

50. 450 八 At Eight, I Act Like a Little Big Shot, and the Whole Internet Adores Me 八岁厅里厅气的我被全网爱戴 Dreaming Again又在做梦Urban1.2M WordsCompleted An unexpected transmigration turns him into an eight-year-old orphan, with the protagonist’s template from the start! To earn rewards from the System, he joins the “Rising Star Youth Class.” His self-introduction turns into a work report, making the whole internet think he’s the standard official’s-son type! Lin Li: “We must keep the Youth Class’s lights shining, do its work well, foster its fine traditions, and guard its doors!” Netizens: “Why does this kid sound like an official from the burea 7.5kReads9.0Score639Shelves

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    "This book is incredibly stress-relieving and hilarious! The eight-year-old protagonist's famous quote: 'Please call me Minister Lin (referring to a national ministerial-level leader)!' His official-sounding speech is beloved by netizens, and the story is lively, interesting, and tightly paced. → The only drawback is that it's too short!"

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