The Top 10 Hilariously Absurd Tomato Novels 盘点番茄十大沙雕文
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The Ninth Special Zone 第九特区
After the catastrophe, the land was scarred beyond recognition. Food was scarce, resources were in short supply, and the situation was chaotic... A young man who had fought his way out of an undeveloped zone, with endless yellow sand at his back, came alone to District Nine to make a living. Yet he never expected to meet a few good friends by chance, rise to prominence in the chaotic era over a single thought, and embark on a legendary journey...
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They're Perfect! The Gorgeous Couple Is Serving Up Sweet Moments on the Dating Show Again 磕爆!神颜夫妇今天也在恋综撒糖
[Silly sweet romance + gorgeous couple + sweet fairy + cool, flirtatious heartthrob] Bo Zhi is famous in the entertainment industry as a rebellious queen. She has a fairy-like face, peach-blossom eyes, and a graceful figure, but a mouth that never spares anyone. On a dating show, while everyone else is busy showing off their sweet romance, she’s busy face-slapping scumbags and shameless women. “Love, schmove. It’s such a pain. My goal is to become the top-tier star of domestic entertainment, a o
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This Streamer Is Human, but Barely Has Any Humanity 这主播是个人,但人性不多
Yang Jiu transmigrates to a parallel world, where he happens to join a show called Ordinary People, Extraordinary Idols and gets bound to a Popularity System. After a series of outrageous stunts, more and more people suspect he’s one of the dropouts who slipped through nine years of compulsory education. Yang Jiu couldn’t care less. Swaggering, he declares, “I scored 740 on my college entrance exam back in the day. Too bad heaven is jealous of talent, and my family didn’t want me around, so I we
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A Max-Level Boss Turns into a Mental Patient and Lets Loose 满级大佬穿成精神病后放飞自我了
(Overpowered protagonist + putting scumbags in their place + sweet romance + comedy) When everyone was acting crazy, Chu Wenye kept calling Sang Jiu “Uncle” every other breath. Sang Jiu also thought Chu Wenye was a good kid, just not quite right in the head. Until one day, Sang Jiu beat several scumbags so badly they were crawling on the ground right in front of Chu Wenye. Sang Jiu lied to him: “I’m actually a hidden master, burdened with the mission of restoring the martial world and passing on
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High-Energy Warning! I Became Famous Nationwide Through Variety Shows 高能预警!我靠综艺爆红全网
[Aloof, celebrated director × sweet, goofy actress] Become the target of the whole internet's ridicule from the start? Chen Xining: Whatever. I'll handle it! After being abducted as a child, she reunites with her birth family and charges into show business. Her father doesn't care for her, her mother doesn't love her, and she has only two coins in her pocket. Bound by a contract, she has no choice but to become a wage slave. Chen Xining takes matters into her own hands, joining a new variety sho
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Flirting Openly! Seducing in Secret! Sharing Sweet Moments on a Dating Show with a Top-Tier Star 明撩!暗诱!和顶流影帝恋综撒糖
The print editions of the novel and manga adaptation of Secret Crush Echoes are now available for purchase across all platforms. Li Jiu is hailed as a breathtaking beauty in Beijing’s elite circles, with sultry eyes, long legs, a slender waist, and a dazzling, unrestrained beauty. One drunken night, she accidentally flirts with Pei Shisi, a top-tier star and actor, then gets boycotted across the internet after a trending video shows her pinching his butt. What no one knows is that the two grew u
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Bah! I'm the Villain, Why Should I Have Any Decency? 呸!当反派,要什么素质啊!
[Absurd Villain × Rebellious Brothers] [Digging holes, taking everything seriously, putting all challengers in their place, humiliating scumbags, cracking jokes, born shameless, and an unhinged schemer!] Jiang Chen gets sent flying by a truck and transmigrates into a book as a miserable rich second-generation villain. He chases the goddess of his dreams for three years without even holding her hand, then blows his money until he dies, only to become a Dragon King's prison mate and die in agony w
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The Workaholic Junior Sister Is the Hardest to Kill in the Cultivation World 卷王小师妹修仙界第一难杀
[Ensemble cast + mostly friendship and family bonds + multiple team battles] No one at Qingwu Sect expected their junior sister, who had always meekly gone along with everything and cried to win their favor, to suddenly rebel, drug them herself, and escape the sect. Even less did they expect to meet her again on the opposing side. The noisy, boisterous, rough-and-tumble young men and women of Yueming Sect surrounded her protectively and cleared a path for her. “Make way! Can’t you see our Die-di
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With Multiple Systems, the Real Heiress Is Absolutely Crazy 多个系统在身,真千金她真的很疯
Sharp-tongued, hopelessly lovestruck male lead x unconventional, wooden female lead [We are the most special people in each other’s lives] Only after her death did Yu Nian learn that she was the villainous biological heiress in a novel about a fake and a real heiress. Jealous of the beautiful, talented, and kind fake heiress, she flirted with all the male leads and supporting characters, then got killed by the heroine’s deranged fan. Given another life, she didn’t want anything anymore, except m
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A Goofball Is Forced Into a Love Rivalry in a Harem Novel 沙雕在万人迷小说被迫开修罗场
[Ridiculously Funny + Everyone's Favorite + Love Rivals + Transmigrate into a Book + Showbiz + Four Male Leads, Each with a Different Ending] A thick-skinned, compliment-spouting, goofy, straightforward, universally adored heroine with the energy of a hyperactive husky After unexpectedly transmigrating into a harem novel, award-winning actress Su Ke finds herself in a story where the heroine is the nation's sweetheart, and a dazzling movie star, a suave CEO, and a popular puppy-like top-tier sta
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My Dear Subjects, Why Won’t You Speak? 我亲爱的子民,你为什么不说话
[Absurd comedy] [Bratty, wicked princess x Knight Commander who dotes on his wife] Due to a System error, the princess of the Interstellar Empire and her four knights transmigrated into a showbiz novel, becoming a five-person team of villainous cannon fodder. From the start, during a livestream... The chuunibyou princess stayed in character as a wicked villainess and said to a turtle, “My dear subject, why aren't you speaking?” Knight One: “Your Highness, it must be so captivated by your beauty
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Going Wild on Variety Shows, Conquering the World with a Madwoman 人在综艺发癫,靠着疯批打江山
[Absurd comedy + Livestreaming + Goofy antics + Transmigrate into a book + Dating reality show + Entertainment industry] After Tu Yunpo was stabbed to death, she transmigrated into an entertainment-industry novel as an actress with a reputation in tatters and a hopeless romantic streak. She was about to appear on a dating reality show. Tu Yunpo: I’m tired. I’m checking out! Who would have thought that just as everyone was getting ready to call Tu Yunpo a shameless flirt On the show: When her ex
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Reborn in the Three Kingdoms as Lu Bu: Who Can Stand in My Way? 三国重生为吕布,看谁能拦我的路
[Three Kingdoms + Comedy + Absurdity + No Female Lead (women are all supporting characters) + Quick Transmigration + Lu Bu] After transmigrating to the late Han Dynasty, he somehow became Lu Bu, a man of unmatched courage but no brains! His intelligence didn't improve at all, but he did gain the ability to double his martial prowess! I refuse to believe I can't unify the realm through brute force just because I'm not as smart as everyone else! No matter how clever Li Ru, Jia Xu, Guo Jia, Xun Yu,
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Villain, Don't Turn Evil Yet, Your Host Is Dismantling Her Harem to Save You 反派先别黑化,宿主正拆鱼塘救你
Shen Zhizhi is dropped into a historical romance novel by a rotten System and forced to take on a hell-level mission: Change the tragic fate of the villains, who are both cannon fodder and backup options, so they won’t turn evil when they fail to win the heroine’s love. Make them kind, clear-headed, sunny, model men instead. Shen Zhizhi thinks, Heh, how hard can that be? Just make the male leads see the heroine for who she really is, so they stop being her lapdogs, right? Full of confidence, she
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After the Fake Heiress Awakened, She Went Crazy Every Day and Became Ridiculously Hilarious 假千金觉醒后日常发疯,过分沙雕
(A goofy, unhinged, sweet romance; some family members awaken mind-reading abilities; reborn) One dark and stormy night, Ning Yi went downstairs for a drink of water, missed a step, and hit the back of her head. That was when she awakened to the fact that she was a supporting character. It turned out she was the Ning family's fake heiress and the story's evil female lead. Thinking of how much Ning's parents and brothers loved her, she decided she couldn't let them down after all they had done t
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Why Has This Shameless Creep Turned Up in the Cultivation World? 修仙界怎么来了你这缺德玩意?
[Goofy] [Lighthearted] [Self-Sabotage] [Pranks] [Absurd] [A fun, goofy cultivation story. Relax and enjoy the ride!] The good news: Li Jin transmigrated to a world of cultivation. The bad news: he got bound to a System that makes him stronger whenever he does something wicked. Li Jin: System, you're slandering my good name! When have I ever done anything wicked? System: Host, I already recorded that nasty thing you just did. ゙━=͟͟͞͞(Ŏ◊Ŏ ‧̣̥̇) Sect Elder: Who on earth let this menace into our
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The Drama Queen Arrives and Makes the Tyrant Blush and His Heart Race 戏精美人驾到,撩的暴君脸红心跳
❤️ Complete [Sweet Romance + Goofy Comedy + Both Leads Are Chaste] A frail, dramatic beauty x a cold, ruthless tyrant (cold on the outside but warm inside at first, all bark and no bite, then a completely devoted husband) Excerpt 1: Gu Qingxi had barely transmigrated into a book when she slapped the cold, ruthless tyrant across the face. Given Pei Yanci's vicious nature, she thought she was doomed and wouldn't live to see another day. But the tyrant didn't play by the rules. He simply kept Gu Qi
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It's Sesame. He Added Sesame 是芝麻,他在加了芝麻
[Cultivation World + Food + Ensemble Cast + No Toxicity + Lighthearted Comedy + No Female Lead + No Harem + No Angst] After transmigrating into a cultivation world as a menial disciple of the Wudao Sect, he awakens the Culinary Dao System. The entire sect goes crazy competing for a taste of his cooking. From menial disciples and outer- and inner-sect disciples to personal disciples, elders, and ancestors, everyone gets involved. Their tricks are endless. No one is more shameless than the next. T
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I've Become a Buddha, Do Not Disturb 我成佛了,勿扰
Jiang Wanyu died after a brick fell on her while she was working at a construction site. When she opened her eyes, she had transmigrated into the heroine of a torturous cultivation novel. From the start, she was thrown into hell mode, caught by the white-moonlight rival while confessing her love for the male lead's master. “...” Her master asked, “Do you know what you did wrong?” Her senior brothers, the male supporting characters, cried, “Junior Sister, hurry up and admit your mistake!” The whi
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The Fierce Beauty Takes the Entertainment World by Storm 凶悍美人她在娱乐圈爆红了
[Showbiz] (There is a male lead. If that's not your thing, proceed with caution.) Su Ruo wakes up to find that she's gone from being a renowned Valkyrie at a post-apocalyptic base to a B-list pretty face in the entertainment industry. Did she really die by suicide because of “scandalous rumors”? With no way to pay the astronomical breach-of-contract fee, the tough-as-nails Su Ruo has no choice but to stay in showbiz, behave herself, and nervously keep working. But singing and dancing? She can't
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The Max-Level Expert Transmigrates into a Book and Crushes the Secret Identity Novel's Heroine 满级大佬穿书后完爆马甲文女主
[Dual transmigration into a book + Exposing Each Other's Secret Identities + Feel-Good Wish Fulfillment + Supporting Character Takes Down the Female Lead] Lin Yingzhuo transmigrated into a book about secret identities and became the original heroine's fake-sweetheart older sister. The original heroine had countless secret identities and was the beloved goddess of the whole story, both cool and dazzling. Lin Yingzhuo's mission was to expose all of the heroine's secret identities and become friend
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They Read My Mind? I'd Rather Be a Melon-Eating Spectator Than a Sacrificial Pawn 被读心?不当炮灰当猹可太开心了
[Comedy + ridiculous antics + reborn + mind-reading and gossip + NPCs taking down scumbags + no romance + ensemble cast] Ji Yinyin was reborn. When she realized she was a sacrificial character in an angst novel who died after appearing for barely 300 words, she finally saw the light. Don’t derail the plot, stay away from the protagonists, and most importantly, stay alive! She never expected her inner thoughts to be heard by the whole class. [Our class genius gets bullied to death by Rong En’en f
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After Failing to Ascend, I Livestream Fortune-Telling and Leave My Clients Depressed 飞升失败后,直播算命客户抑郁了
[No male lead] + [Mysticism] + [Absurd comedy] + [Cultivation] She was one step away from ascending when she was struck dead by heavenly lightning. Was it the mercilessness of the Heavenly Dao, or was she just a terrible person? After taking stock of what happened, Xia Qingzhu decides to accumulate merit properly. Day one of fortune-telling: She gets a streamer who steals electric scooters sentenced to death. Day two: A seller of rock candy gets sentenced to eleven months. Day three: Someone ste
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Reborn as the Villainess, I Keep the Male Lead for Myself from the Start 穿成恶毒女配,开局我先圈养男主
Does a girl transmigrated into the role of a villainess have to cling to the male lead to survive? Faced with the male lead, covered in wounds and brutally humiliated, Yu Tai smiled faintly and showed everyone how to sleep with the male lead from the start. Worried about getting caught in a romantic rivalry with the original heroine? She glanced at the demon beast she'd raised like a daughter. Yu Tai sighed. How about meeting the heroine who insists on taking a male form? After her identity as a
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I’m a Three-Year-Old Empress, Yet Dad Keeps Tossing Me Out! 女帝三岁半,我又被爹爹丢出去啦
[Short drama now available] (Search for Ye Tuantuan) [Animated comic now available] (Search for Ye Tuantuan) Ye Tuantuan was sneaking snacks in the kitchen when her prince father caught her red-handed. As he grabbed her by the collar and lifted her up, she was still secretly biting down on a shrimp with all her might. Ninth Prince: “Is this really my kid? How can she be so dumb? Maybe I should just throw her away.” Ye Tuantuan’s eyes sparkled. “Wow, Daddy is so handsome.” Empress System: “I’ve n
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I’m a Master Procrastinator, and My Crazy Antics Stun Rich Beauties 我,摸鱼达人,骚操作惊呆白富美
Qin Xun, a university student doing an internship, joins a newly founded marketing company and becomes a proud assistant planner. On his first day, he binds to a slacking-off System. As long as he goofs off at work, he can accumulate slacking points and earn rewards. Just as he’s making the most of his time slacking away in an unnoticed corner of the office, all while sporting the title of Outstanding Employee, a cool, aloof new female colleague is assigned to sit beside him by the HR manager. “
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Spring Returns to the Branches of a Sick Tree 病树枝头又逢春
[Print edition now available] Sang Nian accidentally climbs into the world of cultivation and becomes the vicious supporting female character who meets a tragic end in the book. System: Your mission is to marry the male supporting character, Xie Chenzhou, abuse him, humiliate him, and then get killed by him. Sang Nian: OK (brandishes little whip) (hits herself) (collapses with a thud) System: (silence) (stares at the sky) System: Mission changed. Win him over, or go mine coal. Sang Nian: (smiles
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My Princess Consort Is a Goofball 我家王妃是逗比
Overnight, she transmigrates into the body of a minister’s daughter. Her father doesn’t care for her, her mother doesn’t love her, and now they’re forcing her to get married! She hears she’s to marry the emperor’s most favored prince? She likes princes: they’re loaded! She hears the prince she’s to marry is crippled? She likes crippled men: they’re easy to boss around! With her remarkable medical skills, she cures the prince’s legs. She originally planned to keep him around as her backer, but wh
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After Six Big Shots Fell for Her, the Devoted Simp Ran Away! 六个大佬沦陷后,舔狗跑了!
[Everyone’s Darling + The Men Beg for Her Back + Romantic Rivalry Showdown + Comedy] Lin Qian was famous throughout the company because she was obsessed with Pei Linan, the arrogant young master who was set to inherit the business. Most people gave up a week after being rejected. She kept at it, unwavering. At first, everyone thought she was trying to marry into wealth. Later, they decided she was truly in love. Even Pei Linan thought so. Someone once asked whether she felt sad whenever she was
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Bro, You've Been Ruined by a Femboy Your Whole Life! 兄弟,你!这辈子被男娘害惨了
[Cross-Dressing] [Tsundere] [Villain] [Scheming] [Young Lady] My name is Lin Xi, and I’m a Villain. Because I was too beautiful, my family raised me as a girl. As a result, even the protagonist got the wrong idea about me. I added him as a friend, and he thought I was his White Moonlight!!! Hehe! Then I’ll use this White Moonlight identity to really “ ” you.
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After Being Forced to Win Over the Unhinged Demon Lord, I Turned the Whole Story Into a Happy Ending 被迫攻略疯批魔尊后,全书HE了
Wen Ruan transmigrated into a cultivation novel as an insignificant cannon-fodder character. The moment the original character appeared, the villainous Demon Lord snapped her neck. Wen Ruan: No way. I have to run! System: No way. There’s a villainous Demon Lord here who needs you to win him over. Do your best to make him fall in love with you~ Wen Ruan: In your dreams. Mu Zhe: In your dreams. And yet On her 101st day undercover in the demon realm, she carried the gravely wounded, dying young Dem
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Silly Goofballs Have Always Been a Yandere's Kryptonite, So I'll Act Up on My Path to Immortality 自古沙雕克病娇,我欲成仙就作妖
She was a saintess whose entire family had been slaughtered, cast into the abyss to suffer a fate worse than death. According to the prophecy, after the Lord of the Heavenly Mansion saved her, he would use her as a stand-in. Her flesh and blood would be merged with someone else's, and her soul would be utterly destroyed, all to make room for the woman he loved. In the end, he and the woman who had taken over her body would ascend hand in hand, becoming the cultivation world's most celebrated imm
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Hilarious Nonsense: You Call This a Public Education Show? 爆笑沙雕:你管这叫普法节目
[Based on hilarious real-life cases + absurd oddballs + System + current events + no female lead] The police station wants to break with tradition and launch a comedy account on Douyin to promote legal awareness. Rookie police officer Lin Yi is entrusted with the task at a critical moment, and the account’s style soon takes a wild turn! Explosive! In the dead of night, ferocious robbers keep showing up, robbing people naked! Absurd! A man reports that the counterfeit money he bought is so fake h
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Woke Up Suddenly, Saw That My Best Friend Had Turned Into a Vengeful Ghost 起猛了,看到闺蜜变厉鬼了
[Just started, so the rating will rise. Feel free to dive in!] [Strong female lead + comedy + modern fantasy + multiple versions of the male lead] When she woke up, Yun Jian Yue discovered that her best friend had croaked and become a headless vengeful ghost. Yun Jian Yue: I must've woken up too early. I'll go back to sleep. Best friend: … Yun Jian Yue took her friend to get revenge on the scumbag, but a more powerful vengeful ghost showed up halfway through and stole the target. Yun Jian Yue ra
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After the Mad Demon Lord Read My Mind, My Delicate Persona Crumbled 疯批魔君读心后,我柔弱人设崩了
A sharp-tongued but soft-hearted, unhinged young Demon Lord and a silly, cunning little fox [Only One Another + Comedy + Transmigrate into a Book + Mind Reading + Sweet Romance + Equally Matched] Song Zhexia transmigrates into a book, landing in a ridiculous cultivation novel about a live-in son-in-law as the male lead’s wicked fiancée. In the original story, Song Zhexia deals the male lead, Wei Jinyou, a devastating blow near the end, sending him spiraling into darkness and turning him into a m
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Host, You Love Money This Much? Are You Trying to Get Yourself Killed? 宿主你这么爱钱,不要命啦
[Transmigrate into a Book + Dating Show Livestream + Wacky Comedy + Face-Slapping + System] Gu Zheng transmigrates into a cannon-fodder female supporting character in a male-lead-centric novel and gets bound to a dating System. After much soul-searching, she decides to abandon that so-called empathy and go further and further down the path of unhinged behavior. When faced with the System's astronomical bonus... She slaps her thigh. "I'm in." From then on, the dating show that should have been fu
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After Fawning Over Four Powerful Men, the Psycho Villain Could Read Minds 舔了四个大佬后疯批反派会读心了
[Transmigrate into a Book + System + Absurd Comedy + Hilarious + Love Rival Showdown + A Strong Female Lead + Mind Reading Spreads from Person to Person] Jiang Nanyue transmigrated into a book, becoming the sickly, disposable simp in a certain popular historical romance about a woman adored by everyone. While other people fawned over one person, she fawned over four. Don't ask. The answer is that she's fickle. The young heir, the Imperial Preceptor, the top scholar, and the young general were al
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Big Gossip! The Paralyzed Man Stood Up After Reading My Thoughts 吃大瓜!瘫子读我心声后站起来了
[Gossip + mind reading + beloved by the whole family + household intrigue + palace intrigue + pocket dimension] Jian Ruonan transmigrated into a novel as its wicked female supporting character, the real heiress secretly switched at birth by a concubine in the marquis's household. The fake heiress was good at everything. Jian Ruonan could do nothing but eat and drink, making her the useless foil. Luckily, she bound herself to a gossip System. Every day, she could just lie flat and enjoy the gossi
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The 1990s: I Became the Baozi Mother of a Female Hannibal 九零:穿成女汉尼拔的包子亲妈
Shen Jiaojiao transmigrated into the role of the spineless mother of Xiao Yueyue, the pitiful and despicable serial killer. Xiao Yueyue's childhood was like being trapped in an abyss. Her biological father was missing, presumed dead; her mother ignored her and even helped her stepfather torment her. She grew up without a shred of love, until she eventually began taking revenge on the world. Xiao Yueyue was only eight now, and Shen Jiaojiao decided to lead the little sprout out of the abyss. To t
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Two-and-a-Half-Year-Old Nailer Is Forced to Rule the Realm 奶乐两岁半,被逼坐江山
The three-year-old empress sat on the dragon throne and asked pitifully, “Do we get June 1 off?” The ministers were dumbfounded. What was June 1? Her father, who was ruling from behind the curtain, coaxed her, “No. Your Majesty, focus on court affairs and become a good emperor who works diligently and cares for the people.” The empress kept asking whether she could have June 1 off from the age of three until she was thirteen. Then she finally stopped. But a bigger question arose: “I’m not intere
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I'm Noah, and I've Led the Ultraman Star Astray! 我诺亚,带歪了奥特之星!
[Fun + Ridiculous + Comedy + Meme-Filled Ultraman Story! Ridiculous, ridiculous, ridiculous! We said it three times because it's important! Don't read if you don't like it!] (The Ultra King and Father of Ultra you know and love? They're mine! Just alternate accounts, alternate accounts!) After sleeping for 13.7 billion years, I, Gu Ran, awaken once more in the form of Noah! With the Ultra King gone after the Impack Crisis, I become the new guardian deity of the Land of Light! I'll lead the Land
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Ultraman: Rapping and Dancing, I Lead the Land of Light Astray 奥特:喊麦摇花手,我带歪光之国
[Comedy and memes + System + the author is a huge Kun fan + ridiculous, ridiculous, ridiculous! And damn ridiculous!!!] For something this important, I'll say it three times! Wan Jialin transmigrates into Ultraman King. To raise the happiness and entertainment levels of all the Ultras, he has no choice but to work with the System's Little Blackie to build an upgraded version of the Land of Light... Zero: If you want to top my flower-hand dance, you're still 20,000 years too early! The Ultra Brot
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You've All Awakened, So What Am I Here For? 你们觉醒了,我来的目的是什么?
[A lighthearted, hilarious plot with a funny cast, a devoted couple, nearly everyone awakening, and a story of healing] Xu Luoqiao is bound to a System and sent into the novel Mr. Fu, Your Wife Is Back with the Kids to complete a mission. The mission is simple: repair the relationship between the male and female leads. How far off course can the plot possibly go? What? The heroine wants to become a nun? Mr. Fu wants to renounce love and desire? Why is someone trying to kill one of the male leads
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Demons: I Kidnap the Slit-Mouthed Woman from the Start 妖魔:开局拐走裂口女
Also known as One Pregnancy, Ten Thousand Treasures: My Martial Soul Is My Children; From the Start, Sharing a Bed with the Slit-Mouthed Woman; The Return of Ghostly Energy: My Love-Hate Affair with the Slit-Mouthed Woman; and The Handsome Security Guard and the Bewitching Female Ghost... Chen Nan transmigrated into a perilous world where ghostly energy had returned. From the start, he ran into a beautiful Slit-Mouthed Woman. When she showed her 39 teeth and asked if she was pretty, Chen Nan did
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High Martial: I Transform into a Fishnet-Stocking Auntie and Dance in the Plaza! 高武:变身黑丝阿姨,跳广场舞!
Su Ning let out a sigh of relief and sat up in bed. Looking at the shabby furnishings in his rented apartment, he felt a little awkward. He glanced at the time on his phone: April 19, 2025, 19:07. There was still a month before the era of global high-level martial arts arrived? A month later, for some unknown reason, all the plants and animals on Earth would become spirits. All sorts of demons and monsters would also manifest in the world, making everything terrifying and uncanny. At the same ti
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The Court Hears My Thoughts and Gossips: The Princess Becomes Everyone’s Favorite by Slacking Off 满朝文武读心吃瓜,公主摆烂成万人迷
[Everyone can hear her thoughts + gossip + slacking off + silly fun + national destiny System + everyone's favorite + love-rival showdown] Rong An'an is reborn as a princess, but the Heavenly Dao affects her, leaving her a fool for fifteen years. After being dumped by her betrothed one day, she awakens! [My fiance is not only a jinx, but also impotent?] Break off the engagement! [So Big Brother has been getting by through petty theft all along?] Reform him! [The newly arrived Concubine An has he
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The Goofy Female Side Character Can't Hang On Anymore. I'm Done, I'll Run You All Over 沙雕女配苟不住,麻了,创飞你们
[Absurd comedy + showbiz + mind-reading + everyone’s favorite + wealthy families + wild imagination + unhinged slacking] Gu You’an was devastated to discover that she was the villainess in a novel. She’d wanted to change everyone’s stereotypical view of villainesses, but the unhinged, lazy, clueless villainess was basically modeled on her. Just great.jpg Her motto was: If there are tigers on the mountain, don’t go there! Couldn’t she just stay away? Her scheme was as fierce as a tiger, but the r
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The Court Officials Can Hear My Thoughts, So I Save the Nation Through Gossip 文武百官读心声我靠八卦曲线救国
[Feel-good story + adored by all + System + no male lead + no romance] Xie Chuyue transmigrated! From the start, the haughty, domineering, spoiled little princess Xie Chuyue was struck by lightning. The civil and military officials: Just look, even Heaven couldn't stand her anymore. It struck that menace with lightning. Xie Chuyue tugged at a lock of hair that had been singed by the lightning... [The country is about to fall, and you expect me to save it? Save it my foot!] The Emperor: Don't get
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Why Won't Mr. Long Check Out? 龙总为何不退房
[The short drama adaptation, Couple Play, has been scheduled for release! Tune in to Tencent Video on March 27!] The Zhulang Oster Royal Hotel is the only hotel in the world that caters exclusively to domineering CEOs. Long Qing owns the hotel and is the most domineering CEO of them all. They say no one can work for Long Qing for more than three months, but Yu Xianxian has lasted three years. Long Qing: “I want the hotel’s full guest list in three seconds.” Yu Xianxian: “Right away, Mr. Long.”
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She’s Soft-Waisted and Playful, and the Chaste Imperial Uncle Bewitches Her Every Day 她腰软灵趣,禁欲皇叔日日勾心魂
Word has it that Prince Rong has specifically asked to marry the Taifu’s infatuated legitimate daughter. The whole city says it’s downright shocking! Just a few months ago, hadn’t Prince Rong threatened to kill that lovesick fool? At the Taifu’s residence, a certain lovestruck young woman looks at a room full of betrothal gifts and pulls a long face. “Someone, please! Can you send all this back?” The noble young ladies of the capital burst out swearing. “Have some shame, will you?”
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