Silly Goofballs Have Always Been a Yandere's Kryptonite, So I'll Act Up on My Path to Immortality

Name: Silly Goofballs Have Always Been a Yandere's Kryptonite, So I'll Act Up on My Path to Immortality
Author: Cinderella Wants to Become an Immortal

自古沙雕克病娇，我欲成仙就作妖

by Cinderella Wants to Become an Immortal (灰姑娘要成仙)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 273k Words
Genre: Ancient Romance
Subgenre: Fantasy Romance
Updated: 3y ago
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She was a saintess whose entire family had been slaughtered, cast into the abyss to suffer a fate worse than death. According to the prophecy, after the Lord of the Heavenly Mansion saved her, he would use her as a stand-in. Her flesh and blood would be merged with someone else's, and her soul would be utterly destroyed, all to make room for the woman he loved. In the end, he and the woman who had taken over her body would ascend hand in hand, becoming the cultivation world's most celebrated immortal couple. But a madman, rejected after failing to win the Lord's beloved, would turn to darkness and bring about the world's destruction. Heaven's Will: You must reform the madman and stop the world from being destroyed. Then you'll reach the pinnacle of life and get revenge on that despicable couple. And so When the madman tried to kill her. Wen Siyun: “Heaven gave me life as the Phoenix Supreme! Across the Myriad Worlds, I am an immortal! I bow to neither gods nor Buddhas, nor do I worship the earth. I'm wild, proud, and utterly unstoppable!” “?” When the madman killed someone else. Wen Siyun: “Those who achieve great things don't sweat the small stuff. And those who don't sweat the small stuff sacrifice other people. Sounds just like me.” “?” When the madman was about to turn to the wicked path. Wen Siyun showed her support and pulled out a book. It read: “To master this art, you must first castrate yourself.” “…” The madman had always believed he was a hopeless case. Later, he realized Wen Siyun was even more hopeless than he was. The madman: If you can't beat them, join them. From then on, the two of them trampled their way from south to north, kicked the Demon Venerable into the water, made the Lord of the Heavenly Mansion cheat on his partner and team up with the Demon King to bandit the roads, then tormented the Ghost King until he wept. Later The madman reverently tore out his own heart and placed his life in her hands, gazing at her with adoration, the possessive darkness in his eyes terrifyingly intense. Wen Siyun: “I feel for you when you're stubborn. You look irresistible when you're on your knees.” The madman: “…”

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42 likes3y ago
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36 likes2y ago
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36 likes3y ago
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31 likes4y ago
It's also from Brother Tan, and it's still as good-looking as ever. I have to say that Dada's writing style is very good, his style is humorous, and his people are also humorous. Mainly, I saw that the author gave himself a gift -O-
31 likes4y ago
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30 likes3y ago
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