The Top 10 Hilariously Absurd Tomato Novels 盘点番茄十大沙雕文

1. 501 等 When the Wind Turns Warm 等风变暖了 Little Fish Loves Fries小鱼爱吃薯条Modern Romance320k WordsCompleted [Mutual devotion + love that grows over time + sweet campus romance + happy ending] After being bullied into transferring schools, Shen Yu quickly hit it off with the boys and girls in his new class thanks to his larger-than-life personality, and soon he was thriving like never before. The infamous school bully begged in a hushed voice, “Dad, please lend me your math homework to copy. Just this once!” Even the renowned “Young Master Xu” of Gongzhou had to proclaim, “We welcome Your Majesty! Long 801Reads9.3Score139Shelves
2. 502 穿 I Transmigrated into an Old-School Tragic Romance, and I'm Giving Everyone a Happy Ending 穿进古早虐文，本红娘要全员HE Clear Pines, Falling Colors清松落色Ancient Romance784k WordsCompleted [Both leads are devoted to each other + comedy + transmigrate into a book + female supporting character + sweet romance + System] (A silly transmigrated heroine × a crafty, clever hero) (This story doesn't vilify the original leads, break up the original couple, or steal the original protagonists' opportunities. Everyone gets along.) After spending eighteen years bedridden, she suddenly dies. When she wakes up, she has become Hua Qingsu, the third daughter of the Minister of Revenue's household 10.4kReads9.3Score1.9kShelves
3. 503 绑 After Binding to a Quick Transmigration System, I Keep Losing My Mind 绑定快穿系统后，我持续发疯 Shark Keeps Accounts鲨鱼记账Modern Romance105k WordsOngoing [Golden finger] + [System] + [feel-good story] + [Quick Transmigration] + [one-on-one romance] A wild, foul-mouthed, lowborn woman who goes berserk VS a System that says one thing but means another and is utterly devoted to its Host The romance develops a little slowly, since the main focus is on Quick Transmigration and face-slapping. Jiang Song spent the first half of her life living like a stinking rat in a gutter. No matter how obedient she was, she never got so much as a kind word. By chanc 1Reads—Score—Shelves
4. 504 有 With the Tyrant’s Mind-Reading Ability, I’m Slaying My Way Through the Imperial Palace 有了暴君读心术，我在皇宫杀疯了 Young Master Lan公子兰Ancient Romance384k WordsCompleted [Hilarious Transmigration + Historical Romance + Mind Reading + Pocket Space with a Spirit Spring + Healing a Yandere + Palace Intrigue and Power Struggles + Sweet, Devoted Romance + Medical Skills] Modern miracle doctor Ye Li dies suddenly and transmigrates, becoming the neglected consort of a deranged tyrant. The tyrant is a madman, a complete lunatic, and every night he goes on a killing spree. The original heroine is blinded by love and gullibly trusts Prince Jin's vows. She helps him kill t 266Reads6.5Score—Shelves

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   Sand sculpture is funny about time travel, sweet and funny ① Hilarious time travel story about sweet pet goddess doctor who goes through the coffin to be buried with him and finds that the prince is not dead and laughs like a pig ② A cool story about a strong woman traveling through space and torturing a scumbag to start a career ③ Hilarious mind-reading + melon-eating system The prince eats melon and eats tutu ④ Hilarious mind-reading tyrant Two personalities are jealous of each other.

5. 505 宗 Every Sect Wants to Kill Me, So I Just Reload After Death! 宗门都想噶我，我直接死亡回档！ Chao Lianyun巢怜云Ancient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [Transmigrated into a Book + Villainess + Death Rewinds Time + Eldritch Cultivation + Unhinged + Quirky Style] Lu Xiaojin transmigrated into a book, becoming the lovesick senior apprentice sister in a cultivation novel where everyone falls for the heroine. She kept fighting the heroine for men and ended up dying horribly. No problem. She wasn't stupid. She knew how the plot went, so she could avoid trouble, stay away from the men, and survive. But! Can someone tell her why her junior apprentice 26.4kReads9.2Score3.4kShelves

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   Super funny, super good-looking\(//∇//)\

6. 506 盗 Tomb Raiding: I Lost My Memory for No Reason, Then Went Completely Off the Rails 盗墓：无故失忆后我直接发癫 Jue Miao爵庙Mystery1.5M WordsOngoing [Fake System + original female lead + body swap + goofy comedy + female lead disguises herself as a man midway through + secret identities + all pairings + OOC + derailing the plot + madness fiction + everyone’s darling + extensive clinical psychiatric history + absolutely bonkers] The female lead is a sacred infant of the Zhang family. In 1883, the year Little Brother was born, the Wang family stole her away. She revived by drinking the blood of mummified corpses and hides her identity as a des 511Reads8.4Score110Shelves
7. 507 走 Why Have the Side Characters Following the Plot Turned into Such Goofballs Again? 走剧情的配角们怎么又沙雕了？ Little Leaf Chong虫小叶Ancient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [No CP + infinite-flow + group transmigration + absurd comedy + a little mind-bending] A crisis strikes! People who fall into a deep sleep are randomly dragged into illusions. If they can’t get out, they die! Qin Qing never expected that staying up late to binge a show would lead to her closing her eyes and waking up in a completely different world. What the heck! Did I transmigrate? To return to their bodies in the real world, a group of equally unlucky people chosen by the illusions are forced 4kReads9.3Score471Shelves

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   Excerpt from the first book: "You guys wait for me for a while. I'll change my clothes and go to the cafeteria with you." Ji Tianlei looked at the guests and motioned to Uncle Lan, "Take Ayu and Silai out." Guan Yu: Who are you holding? Uncle Lan and Guan Yu were waiting for him at the door. She leaned against the wall and waited boredly, "Boss also goes to the staff cafeteria to eat?" "Brother is also an ordinary person." Uncle Lan said with a smile, bent down and rubbed Si Lai's dog's head, "I can get hurt, and I can get tired and hungry." "I can get hurt, and I can use a wheelchair when I get hurt." Guan Yu drew inferences. Uncle Lan smiled and nodded. "When he's in a wheelchair, he can't get off the cabinet even when he's in a wheelchair." Uncle Lan rubbed Si Lai's hand and said, "... Yeah, but we usually don't do such immoral things."

8. 508 疯 Let's All Go Crazy! 疯点疯点大家都疯点！ Handsome Summer Blossoms帅夏花Modern Romance22k WordsCompleted One-sentence summary: A brainless story. What to know before reading: Leave your brain at the door. Synopsis: For the sake of the woman he loves, he is determined to divorce her. She refuses to the bitter end, until she learns why the flowers are so red. “Honey, I was wrong. I shouldn’t have refused to divorce you.” “Honey, I’m sorry. I can’t make you happy anymore.” “Honey, I’m feeling emo!” The cuckolded husband quietly raises his hand. “So, can I sleep in the middle?” Content warning: If 5Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Tomato vs Tomato

9. 509 快 Quick Transmigration: I'm a Professional Tool Person 快穿之工具人我是专业的 Tea Leaves茶叶Ancient Romance395k WordsCompleted [No romance] First world: A monkey in a farming story (✓) Second world: A ghost who hands out golden fingers (✓) Third world: A mushroom beside a male lead who transmigrated (✓) Fourth world: A blind child kidnapped in the modern world (✓) Fifth world: A husky in a domineering CEO’s body-double story (✓) Sixth world: A county magistrate who repeatedly executes the male lead (✓) Seventh world: A scatterbrained hamster in an apocalypse story (✓) Eighth world: A bald principal in a Mary Sue plane ( 115Reads8.1Score—Shelves
10. 510 不 Weren't We Supposed to Be at Each Other's Throats? Why Are We Hugging? 不是互掐吗，怎么还抱上了 Dew's Fragrance露凝香Modern Romance310k WordsOngoing [Rivals-to-lovers couple + goofy humor and memes + variety-show livestream + both leads are romantically inexperienced + entertainment industry] [Once-hated by everyone, later a top-tier star × rebellious, sharp-tongued, proud, and pure-hearted young master] Yu Shu is a mouse who accidentally transmigrates into a vicious supporting female character with the same name. Right from the start, she is invited to take part in a deserted-island survival show. Why was she invited? Of course, because th 18Reads6.9Score—Shelves

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    That's it, it's all very good, really. Chinese people don't lie to Chinese people.

11. 511 癫 Go Crazy, No One Can Outdo You People [Vicious Supporting Female] 癫吧，谁癫的过你们【恶毒女配】 Li Zi Is a Little Salty李子有点咸Modern Romance409k WordsCompleted [Transmigrate into a book + unhinged antics + wealthy family + goofy comedy + yandere + swoony romance] [A sweet, delicate heroine who doesn't realize how unhinged she is & a powerful male lead who pretends to be abstinent but is secretly a total lunatic] Sang Ling transmigrated into a book, becoming the villainess in an unhinged CEO novel. She was only three when her memories awakened. Faced with the choice between courting death and dying horribly, she chose to head up the mountain and forage 4.8kReads9.1Score573Shelves

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    Very nice [like]

12. 512 我 I Wore a Frog Mascot Costume on a Dating Show, and the Scumbag Freaked Out 我穿青蛙人偶上恋综，渣男吓疯 I Just Want Spicy Food就要吃辣Modern Romance539k WordsCompleted [The rating is low because there aren’t many ratings yet!!!] [Female-oriented romance] [Livestreamed dating-show love-triangle chaos] [The heroine is somewhat of a heartthrob] [Unreal beauty] [Fake and real heiress] [Not solely a secret identity novel] Qin Yi transmigrates into a book, becoming the universally disliked fake heiress who was adopted in a Mary Sue novel. The moment she opens her eyes, she sees herself wearing a ghastly, flame-like makeup look, livestreaming a bungee jump from a hun 2.8kReads9.2Score490Shelves

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    Nice [send heart][send heart][send heart]

13. 513 全 After the Whole Sect’s Cannon Fodder Read My Mind, the Plot Went Completely Off the Rails 全宗门炮灰读我心后，剧情真崩啦 Cold Mountain Verse寒山词Ancient Romance2.0M WordsOngoing [Wacky cultivation + mind-reading in both directions + everyone dotes on her, no romance] “Setting the facts aside, this cultivation world is so absurd. Are you really saying you have nothing to do with it?” “?” “Guards, drag her out and execute her! Anyone who dares to point out my faults to my face deserves the harshest punishment!” * Bad news: I died. Good news: I transmigrated. Bad news: I landed in a nest of cannon-fodder villains. Good news: Everyone here has cheat powers, and I'm the stro 10.4kReads9.3Score955Shelves

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    A large collection of sand sculptures that will make you laugh until you can't stop!

14. 514 出 Invincible the Moment I Leave the Village: How Will You Deal with Me? 出村就无敌，阁下如何应对 Three Jin of Grapes三斤葡萄Mystery1.2M WordsCompleted Liu Ye had always thought he was a good person, especially a devoted son. He was particularly filial to his mother. The Festive Funeral Ghost: What a load of crap! He was kind and gentle toward his father. The Water Ghost: Waaaah... Don’t come any closer! If you do, I’ll kill myself! He would go through fire and water for his friends. The other ghosts: You mean you’d stab us twice, right? All in all, Liu Ye felt that he was a very happy person. All the ghosts: Isn’t your happiness just our tragi 216.5kReads9.5Score33kShelves
15. 515 穿 I Became the Villain's Mom and Went Viral on a Parenting Show with My Antics 穿成反派亲妈，我靠沙雕爆红娃综 The Great Attacker of Bikini Bottom比奇堡大总攻Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Comedy + Villainess + Transmigrate into a Book + Face-Slapping + Celebrity Parenting Livestream] Leng Qingqing, a top agent who retired from the Quick Transmigration Bureau, transmigrates into a book as the abusive mother of a cannon-fodder character, destined to be the young villain's downfall. At this point, the little villain is on the verge of turning evil! No need to panic. With a child in one hand and a variety-show contract in the other, Leng Qingqing sets off to film a parenting show. 22.5kReads8.9Score3.1kShelves

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    Although the second book has a lower rating than the first, it's really hilarious (`Δ´)!

16. 516 穿 After I Transmigrated into a Book, I Clung to the Male Supporting Character for Dear Life 穿书后，我黏男配如命 Yi Yuchen奕语晨Modern Romance341k WordsCompleted [Complete] [Both are each other's first and only love, one-on-one romance] [Sharp-tongued but soft-hearted tsundere x sweet, gentle drama queen] Tang Ning had suffered from heart disease for over twenty years before finally dying of angina in her hospital bed. When she opened her eyes again, she'd transmigrated into a novel. What? She still had angina? But it could be cured? And the cure was to collect fragments to rebuild her heart? That was doable, but could someone tell her... Why did the 3.5kReads9.1Score361Shelves

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    Tang Ning suffered from heart disease for more than 20 years, and finally died of angina pectoris in the hospital bed. When she opened her eyes again, she was transported into a novel. What? Still have angina? But can it be cured? The cure is to collect heart-reshaping fragments? Yes, yes, but who can tell her... Why the male supporting actor Huo Qianyun has so many pieces on his body? Is there any mysterious energy that can increase Yuanzi's energy? So... Tang Ning followed the ruthless Beijing boss all day long. "Huo Qianyun, can you give me a hug?" "Huo Qianyun, can you give me a kiss?" "Huo Qianyun..." After chasing him, hugging and kissing, suddenly one day, Tang Ning was pulled into his arms by his strong force, and she said in a hoarse voice: "How about Ning Ning marry me, then... Wouldn't everything be fine?"

17. 517 空 The Beloved Farm Girl Wins by Doing Nothing on the Road to Escape 空间：团宠农女她在逃荒路上躺赢 Qiqi Mu七七木Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted As natural disasters and human calamities struck, barbarians invaded and warfare raged without end. The old Shen family joined the villagers on the road to escape famine. But hunger and cold were no concern: the Shen family had a beloved good-luck charm who brought them blessings. Wild boars came knocking, pheasants and rabbits ran right into their cooking pot, and game could be gathered in droves. She knew medicine and had a pocket dimension, and she saved children and cured the sick. But why d 14kReads9.4Score1.5kShelves

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    How do you know if it tastes good or not if you don't look at it? You can tell if the melon is sweet or not by taking one bite.

18. 518 最 The Strongest Sect: Our Patriarch Is a First-Class Con Artist 最强宗门：祖师爷是个大忽悠 Sprout of the Tusi King's City土司王城的嫩芽Eastern Fantasy1.8M WordsOngoing (A scheming sect + a useless System + lighthearted comedy + endless twists) Wu Xiaobing, the street's little tyrant, lives by one rule: look impressive in front of others, and never take a loss! Unfortunately, his abilities don't match his ambitions. Picking on the weak and cowering before the strong are part of his daily routine, and getting slapped down after a moment of bravado is the norm. Then he mouthed off to a real big shot: “I'm not bragging, but my hidden skill is so powerful it'll sca 755Reads8.9Score—Shelves

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    This book "The Strongest Sect: The Grandmaster Is a Big Liar" is really good, and everyone is funny! Every character is full of personality, especially the patriarch who plays tricks all day long. He can make people laugh every time he appears. The plot is compact and full of twists and turns. It is definitely worth reading.

19. 519 吃 I Ate a Mushroom and Played with the Gods 吃了蘑菇，我与神明嬉戏 Mushroom Lover最爱吃蘑菇Urban211k WordsOngoing [Absurd humor + urban fantasy + divine cultivation + comedy + lighthearted + childhood] After Zhang Zhi takes a bite of fried mushrooms, the Weaver Girl and Chang'e descend from the sky, and he finds himself caught up in an exhilarating game of chase with them. As he keeps running, he encounters even more gods, including Sun Wukong and the Sea God... Just when he thinks it must all be a dream, he runs into Peppa Pig, Wolffy, and other fairy-tale characters. From Peppa Pig, he learns that he has 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Then you must have this book [smile] [smile] [smile] so crazy [shy] [shy] [shy]

20. 520 玄 The Metaphysics Master Shakes the World After Coming Down from the Mountain 玄学大佬下山后轰动全世界 Gathering the Galaxy一揽星河Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [Mysticism + satisfying read + sweet romance] Everyone in the industry says the newly reunited eldest daughter of the Su family is a menace. One sentence from her can break up a marriage, shatter a family, drive someone into bankruptcy, or land them in jail, so people steer clear of her. What’s more, she has opened a Taoist temple and does fortune-telling, face-reading, feng shui, sells talismans, and catches ghosts. She’s done every sort of scam imaginable! Later, word gets around that the elde 45.7kReads9.5Score7.4kShelves
21. 521 让 I Told You to Join the Talent Show, Not Get Every Police Officer Watching You 让你参加选秀，没让警察都关注你 Fleeting Blaze流火瞬逝Urban481k WordsCompleted Chen Ye transmigrates to a parallel world and finds himself in the body of an obscure celebrity. Hoping to become the nation’s top-tier star, he joins an all-round idol talent show. During the competition, he also activates the All-Round Idol System! Whatever job he does, he can draw a matching professional skill boost. But trouble follows: no matter what job he takes, he manages to attract the attention of the police. He works as a construction laborer and demolishes a whole building! He drives 895Reads8.7Score100Shelves

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    Both of these books are quite funny. The first one seems to be about time travel. It's systematic and quite funny. However, in the second one, the emotional line and the male protagonist's emotions are a bit lacking. When the male protagonist confesses his love to the female protagonist, he's a little bowed down, but it doesn't stop him from being funny.

22. 522 七 The 1970s: Married in the Morning, Burning Joss Paper for My Ex by Afternoon 七零：上午结婚下午给前夫烧纸 The Divine Beast Isn't Home神兽不在家Modern Romance1.4M WordsCompleted Also known as: Clearing Out My Eccentric Adoptive Mother’s Home, the Fake Heiress Heads to the Countryside Short drama: Before Heading to the Countryside, I Cleared Out the House and Reported Him Motion comic: Tong Hua’s Comeback [Reborn + trash-taking + face-slapping + everyone begs for forgiveness + no forgiveness + sweet romance] In her previous life, Tong Hua was set up by Kong Mixue and sold into the mountains, where she spent more than a decade. When she finally managed to escape and retu 118.5kReads9.1Score14.4kShelves

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    🥕🥕I stayed up late to read it. It is really a good book that was delayed by the title. I saw it many times, but I held back and didn't open it. In the end, I clicked the wrong button and started reading it. As a result, I couldn't stop laughing from beginning to end. It's a high-quality novel that you can stay up late to read. If you have a high laugh point, you must watch it to challenge how high your laugh point is. Once in the middle of the night, I laughed so hard that I hit the bed and woke up my mother. Mainly because it's so funny hahaha

23. 523 都 Now That I’m Reborn, Who’d Raise the Scumbag Husband’s Illegitimate Child? 都重生了，谁还替渣夫外室养孩子 Morning Clouds Purple朝云紫Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Film and television rights sold] In her previous life, Yun Chu supported her husband, raised his son by a concubine, and helped the Xie family rise to greatness. In the end, she caused all one hundred members of the Yun family to be beheaded, then was forced to drink poison by the child she had raised with her own hands! As the poison burned through her entrails, she opened her eyes and found herself back at twenty. A line of Xie family children stood before her, each calling her “Mother” with 31.4kReads9.2Score4.2kShelves
24. 524 通 A Wanted Criminal Sneaks into My House, Then Gets So Scared He Calls the Police 通缉犯潜入我家，却被吓到报警 George Talks a Big Game乔治侃大山Urban534k WordsCompleted [High-IQ plots: staged accidental killings and locked-room murders] [A satisfying high-IQ story with logical twists] Ye Chen transmigrated to Blue Star and obtained a Screenwriter System. And so, one screenplay after another became reality: “Headless Yaksha Serial Murders,” “The Butterfly Effect: Staging Accidental Killings,” “The Fourteenth Perfect Locked-Room Murder,” “Using Natural Phenomena to Design the Perfect Accidental Killing”… Every one of these was a high-IQ perfect crime, imposs 1.8kReads8.5Score203Shelves

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    Chapter 1 The murderer broke into the male protagonist's house, and saw the process of his death recorded in the diary in the basement. He asked are you afraid? And he also saw the process of his eldest brother's death written in the diary... He was so frightened that he quickly called the police.

25. 525 小 Before the Poor Little One Turns Dark, the Entire Entertainment Industry Comes to Spoil Them 小可怜黑化前，全娱乐圈来团宠 Glutinous Rice Chestnut糯栗子Modern Romance278k WordsCompleted [Everyone’s favorite + variety show livestream + goofy comedy] In the novel The Villain Queen, several powerful figures who had suffered at the hands of the villain awakened! Given another chance, they were determined to reclaim everything that belonged to them! Wait… Villain, why are you only three and a half? You’re just a little kid! * At three and a half, Yun Xiaoyu was as cute as a doll, innocent and naive. Suddenly, several “intern” older sisters and brothers showed up at home, saying they 5.9kReads9.3Score756Shelves

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    [Group Pet + Variety Show Live Broadcast ➕ Sand Sculpture] In the book "Villain Queen", several big guys who have been tortured by the villain have awakened! If they do it again, they must take back everything that belongs to them! Wait... Villain, why are you only three and a half years old? Little sister, you?! It's really healing, short group pet article. The vicious people are all gone offline quickly, and there is no bloody and protracted plot.

26. 526 大 Grandmaster Zun 大师尊 Cheng Ru成如Eastern Fantasy446k WordsOngoing A seasoned old hand from the martial world transmigrates into the cultivation world. Thanks to his wife's connections, he gets into an immortal sect. Senior sisters, junior sisters, saintesses, grand elders, sect masters... Pure wish fulfillment, utterly invincible, but not brainless. Overwhelming combat power, a sharp mind, devious beneath a good-guy exterior, and full of schemes. He borrows the tiger's skin to wave a great banner, winning people over with virtue. He throws lime in their eyes a 4.7kReads—Score284Shelves

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    A veteran in the world of martial arts traveled through the world of cultivation. Relying on his wife's nepotism, he entered the fairy gate. Senior sister, junior sister, saint, great elder, sect leader... Pure and cool, invincible, not brainless, with explosive force, absolute IQ, dark belly, good person on the surface, but full of evil. Pull the tiger's skin, pull the banner, and convince people with virtue. Sprinkle lime, knock on the sap, and use skill to break the force. Talking about north and south, talking about east and west, his words are invincible. He became a son-in-law from an immortal family and eventually became a great master. [Think]

27. 527 真 The Real Heiress Chooses to Lie Low and Ruins Everyone's Day! 真千金选择摆烂，创死所有人！ Fu Yiling傅衣凌Modern Romance321k WordsCompleted [Real and Fake Heiresses + Hilarious + Feel-Good Power Fantasy + Face-Slapping + Happy Ending] Gu Ningning had lived for twenty-two years before suddenly discovering she was the real heiress of a wealthy family. After she was brought home, her parents couldn’t stand her. They thought she was too crude to fit into high society, and favored the fake heiress, Gu Jinzhi. But her grandfather adored her. He even left her his entire fortune, making her the richest person in the family overnight. With a 1.5kReads9.0Score132Shelves

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    The first book is definitely subversive, funny, and exciting. The fifth book is also very interesting and can be considered subversive.

28. 528 我 I'm a Goofball, So Being a Little Invincible Is Totally Reasonable 我一个沙雕无敌亿点很合理吧 Two Taels of Wine a Day一天二两酒Urban1.5M WordsCompleted Top rich kid Lin Bei becomes intellectually disabled after a car accident, commonly known as an idiot. At the same time, the world undergoes a global upheaval: demons and monsters return, and danger keeps closing in. Lin Bei: You don’t actually think I’m a moron, do you? [Ding! System warning: Host, please don’t use your mental impairment as an excuse to do whatever you want…] 59.2kReads9.3Score13.1kShelves

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    Ten Funny Books

29. 529 我 I’m Mentally Ill, and I Was Dragged into the Heavenly Court Chat Group 我，精神病，被拉入天庭聊天群 Wacky Bear · Grandpa Hui搞怪熊·慧爷Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Comedy + invincible protagonist + all kinds of twists + the Myriad Worlds + unhinged!] Bai Ye: a man with three distinct personalities, a mental illness, an extremely dangerous individual, and the heir to a top-tier tycoon family! He is currently confined in Qingshan Mental Hospital, which is owned by his family! [Bai Ye’s primary personality, codename “Childlike Innocence,” is always getting carried away...] [Second personality, codename “Evil Doctor,” enjoys dissecting people...] [Third perso 3.1kReads9.4Score424Shelves
30. 530 宿 The Host Is the Slap Hero 宿主她是逼兜侠 Miao Ku Miao Ku喵酷喵酷Modern Romance141k WordsCompleted He dies in an accident, but with the help of a rebirth System, he comes back at full health, gets all kinds of cheats, travels through time and space, and dishes out satisfying face-slapping. And yet, using skills costs HP? Why is my System so rebellious? Why is its Host such a brainless goofball? The big boss clutches his swollen face and cries in grievance. "Even my mom's never hit me. Who are you?" "I'm the Slap Hero!" Help, I want a new Host! I want a new Host!! —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    How could we not have our Lord Yan!!!

31. 531 捉 Ghost Hunting: Streamer, Please Stop Lurking! 捉鬼：主播求求你别苟了！ A Durian一只榴莲Mystery1.0M WordsCompleted “Don’t worry, folks. Ghosts absolutely never attack people hiding under their blankets.” Troll commenters: “...” “So you’re saying you’ll stay in there no matter what, huh?” Gou Qilai: “Heh! Just look at my name. You should know I’m not coming out!” Troll commenters: “You shouldn’t be called Gou Qilai. You should be called a damn coward. I’ve never seen anyone this chicken.” [Ding! Ghost-Hunting System successfully bound. Your newbie gift pack has been issued.] Gou Qilai: (͡°͜ʖ͡°)✧ “System, 1.3kReads8.7Score121Shelves
32. 532 快 Quick Transmigration: The Substitute Big Shot Loves Gossip 快穿：替补大佬爱吃瓜 Green as Clouds绿如云Ancient Romance312k WordsCompleted (This is a 1v1 story, with a mix of sweet and salty.) Hua Xiangrong is a gossip-loving big shot in the Space-Time Substitute Bureau. There’s also a corresponding Space-Time Mission Bureau. The Space-Time Substitute Bureau’s job is to clean up the messes left by the Space-Time Mission Bureau. In other words, they do the dirty work. Unfortunately for Hua Xiangrong, she gossiped about her own bureau chief and got paired with her nemesis, Mu Hongyi. From then on, she was always some passerby, an ano 78Reads8.4Score—Shelves
33. 533 我 I'm a Cash-Grabbing Streamer! But the Big Spender Really Does Send Gifts! 我，圈钱主播！但大哥是真刷啊！ Blue Chalk蓝色粉笔Urban1.8M WordsCompleted Jiang Feng transmigrates to a parallel world and awakens a livestream money-grabbing System! As long as he earns gifts and tips and meets his cash-grabbing targets, he can receive random rewards from the System! And so, the internet's most shamelessly money-hungry streamer is born! "Boss! Singing, dancing, doing stunts, rapping, standing on my head, whatever other streamers can do, I can do too. And whatever they can't do, I can do even better!" "Boss, just tell me what you want me to do! As lon 161.5kReads9.4Score15.5kShelves

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    The sand sculpture has a lot of fun and is responsible for the comedy

34. 534 让 I Told You to Cultivate Immortality, Not Wreak Havoc in the Cultivation World! 让你修仙，没让你祸害修仙界啊！ The Angler Who Catches Big Fish钓鱼佬钓大鱼Eastern Fantasy2.3M WordsOngoing [Comedy][Sneaky Schemer][Lighthearted][Absurd][Gets Better the Further You Read] [This book focuses on comedy and fun. The pace is somewhat slow, so please do not read it if that bothers you.] Year 17,863 of the Cultivation Calendar When Emperor Qin Yu became an immortal and ascended, powerful figures from every realm came to see him off. Firecrackers exploded, and everyone had tears in their eyes as they murmured their farewells. Sect Elder: “He's leaving. This scourge is finally leaving. We ca 156.8kReads9.1Score12.8kShelves
35. 535 怼 I Talked Back to the Boss and Got Fired, Then Was Rewarded with a Trillion 怼哭老板，被开除就奖励万亿 A Person as Calm as Water平静如水的人Urban1.3M WordsCompleted [This novel has been adapted into the short drama Fired Over Something This Small] [Hilarious] [A Cure for the Blues] [The Ultimate Working-Stiff Fantasy] [An Absolutely Hilarious Workplace Slice of Life] [Unforgettable] [A Fresh and Original Premise] Chen Dongsheng binds himself to a System that challenges him to get fired. Once he has been fired 100 times, he will receive the ultimate reward: one trillion yuan in cash. Boss: “Why aren’t you working overtime?” Chen Dongsheng: “Because I’ve cl 8.6kReads8.3Score717Shelves
36. 536 第 The Fourth Calamity: Goofy Players Defy Heaven From the Start 第四天灾：开局沙雕玩家逆天了 Anid Cat Power艾尼德猫抛瓦Eastern Fantasy1.8M WordsCompleted "You animals! A bunch of perverts just jumped out of the bushes and stripped me naked without saying a word!" "Sect Master, this is bad! Those scumbags emptied our sect. They didn't leave behind a single brick!" "My greatest regret is letting those perverts see my health bar!" "All troops of the Demon Race, heed my command... What the hell, they're all undercover agents! What kind of game is this?!" "I, the Deity... Damn, those troublemakers are here! Run!" Ye Nian: "What? I'm just playing 16.4kReads8.4Score1.6kShelves
37. 537 太 The Empress Dowager: I Just Stabbed Another Son of My Own! 太后：又捅死了一个亲生儿子！ Naturally Adorable When Really Spaced Out呆到深处自然萌Ancient Romance130k WordsOngoing The Empress Dowager: I stabbed another one of my own sons to death! All the sons she stabbed to death have been reborn! As a vicious Empress Dowager, she stabbed one son after another to death, only to be perfectly counter-killed! 4Reads—Score—Shelves

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38. 538 傅 Mr. Fu, Your Wife Has Gone Fortune-Telling on the Street Again and Again 傅总，您夫人又又又去摆摊算命了 Mu Fufeng木抚风Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Mysticism + ghost hunting + fortune-telling + comedy + wish fulfillment] After her master passes away, mystic prodigy Lin Xi comes down from the mountains to set up a fortune-telling stall, earning money while searching for her fiancé. “Master, when will my son meet his destined woman?” Lin Xi: “There’s no destined woman, but there is a destined man.” “Master, I keep dreaming about a ghost. Please get rid of it for me.” Lin Xi: “The ghost is your father. You’ve been visiting the wrong grave. He 76.7kReads9.3Score10kShelves

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    📚[Metaphysics + Ghost Catching + Fortune Telling + Sand Sculptures + Refreshing Articles] Lin Xi went down the mountain and, like a genius of metaphysics, set up a stall to tell fortunes, look for his fiancé, and uncover mysteries one by one, making people laugh and enjoy themselves! 💌The flash marriage between the leader of the Fu Group and the little charlatan triggered countless speculations, but unexpectedly the style of the painting suddenly changed. Big bosses from all walks of life rushed to meet each other, and the country also came to cooperate. Love and career were both harvested, sweet and exciting!

39. 539 心 Her Inner Thoughts Are Overheard, and the Entire Court Gossips Together 心声被偷听，满朝文武齐吃瓜 Carefree Young Master Zhao逍遥赵公子Ancient Romance2.1M WordsCompleted [Transmigration + mind reading + System + golden finger + spoiled heroine + play the pig to eat the tiger + comedy + gossip + big talk + sharp comebacks + goofy antics] In her previous life, Song Yaoyao was an orphan. After completing a combined bachelor's, master's, and doctoral program, she became a military doctor. Still young, she worked herself to death in the operating room and was then born into the fictional Tianfeng Kingdom. In this life, Song Yaoyao's father is a fourth-rank vice minis 103.2kReads8.8Score6.7kShelves

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    🔥Travel time + mind reading, Song Yaoyao's ancient life is full of jokes! From an orphan to a living person in Tianfeng Kingdom, how did she change history with her wisdom and humor? 🍉With the blessing of the Chigua System, Song Yaoyao revealed the palace secrets, catching the dignitaries off guard. See how she navigates the ancient officialdom with ease and make the whole audience laugh! 🤩🍹

40. 540 崽 After the Baby Reads Minds, the Tyrant Catches the Man Pretending to Be the Empress Dowager 崽被读心后，暴君黑脸抓出男太后 Miao Zhilin妙芝霖Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Everyone Hears Her Thoughts and Gossips Together + Beloved by the Entire Court + Adorable Baby + Silly, Lighthearted Wish Fulfillment] She transmigrates into a book. The lucky part is that she has a System, and the mission rewards are fantastic. The unlucky part is that this is a prank System. Which emperor would willingly get stuck with needles? Which court official would willingly wear women's clothes? Which prince would willingly roll around in a mud pit? Even worse, she transmigrates into t 11.3kReads9.3Score1.6kShelves

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    😜😜😜 Traveling back in time as a baby, at the scene of the assassination at the beginning, Yuan Ruan's counterattack is full of laughter! The system is blessed, the mission rewards are tempting, but it is also constantly playing tricks. It is the favorite of the civil and military groups of the court, and the cute little characters are easy to read and will definitely make you laugh! 🤗🤗🤗From assassination bait to group favorite little princess, Yuan Ruan's mental journey has been full of ups and downs. The emperor's favor, the courtiers' helplessness, and the Queen Mother's secrets are all revealed in Yuan Ruan's heart. It is lighthearted, humorous, and full of laughter. It is not to be missed!

41. 541 不 You Won't Divorce Me? You Won't Leave Even Someone as Mentally Ill as Me Alone? 不和离？我一个精神病你都不放过 Miao Zhu妙竹Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Genuinely mentally ill heroine, mysticism, causing trouble to people’s faces, doted on by everyone, irresistible charm] Lin Yu'er is a mental patient who suddenly transmigrates into the role of the Marchioness of Zhaoping! Everyone in Shengjing knows that Lin Yu'er is crazy! She screams herself hoarse, talks to thin air, contorts her face with rage, and hits anyone she sees! Even the entire Imperial Medical Bureau was helpless, but then word suddenly spread that the Marquis of Zhaoping said his 11kReads9.2Score1.6kShelves

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    Ha ha! The heroine is a bit mentally ill. She traveled from the hospital to the ancient times and engaged in "house fighting". She played with the concubine in the mud, played with the maids and then crawled all over the yard, and led the ladies to do somersaults... The mental state is very beautiful (it can also be considered that the heroine is about to go through the world of immortals and beasts... Leading to insanity, blah blah blah). All in all, very happy

42. 542 劲 Shocking! The Villainous Male Side Character Has the Antagonist Wrapped Around His Finger by Cross-Dressing 劲爆！恶毒男配竟靠女装拿捏反派 Glutinous Rice and Pineapple Rice糯米菠萝饭Two Male Leads630k WordsCompleted [Two male leads] [Short-tempered, foolish, handsome guy X villain with erotomania] Ning Hu was an internet streamer who’d become famous for cross-dressing, but he unexpectedly transmigrates into the villainous male supporting character in a melodramatic romance novel. In the original story, he’s the villain’s college roommate. Driven by jealousy of the villain’s perfect life, he repeatedly sabotages himself, eventually becoming a madman living on the streets. Ning Hu frowns as he considers his s 16.6kReads9.5Score3.4kShelves
43. 543 我 I Save the World-Destroying Villain by Acting Crazy 我靠发癫拯救灭世反派 Vibrant Little Peach动感小蜜桃Modern Romance329k WordsCompleted Quick transmigration / unhinged antics / meme references / shamelessness / absurd comedy / sweet and satisfying / no fixed CP Ning Jin spent six years as a total flop, letting loose and acting however she pleased. But thanks to everyone’s increasingly warped mental state, her unhinged creations somehow became huge hits. Those crazy books even awakened their own world consciousness and forcibly bound themselves to Ning Jin, that old troll, to fight the incredibly powerful villains she had written 1.3kReads9.2Score198Shelves
44. 544 你 You Slack Off, I Go Off the Rails, and the Plot Can Take a Hike 你摆烂，我发癫，剧情全都靠一边 Only Peach Lanes and Willow Paths唯桃蹊柳陌Modern Romance490k WordsCompleted [Dating show + chaotic meme-making + 1v1 sweet romance + mutual devotion + the man pursues the woman] [Hilarious fake heiress who acts insane + a crown prince with an unusual way of thinking] With one blink, Jiang Yu transmigrated into a book! And she became the universally hated, villainous fake heiress! But no matter~ Jiang Yu's motto: Going crazy once is a blast; going crazy all the time is even better! On the dating show, everyone else dates while she raises pigs. Everyone else gets se 1kReads8.7Score204Shelves

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    The entertainment industry went crazy and created people ①💥**Ji Huan transformed into the most miserable black heroine on the Internet, and the actor wanted her to rip out her heart and lungs for Bai Yueguang? ** She directly overturned the script of abuse literature and started **reverse crazy literature**! 🎭**High-energy famous scenes**: ▸ **CP fans force her to quit variety shows? ** Ji Huan forcefully kissed Bai Yueguang: "I have endured the best actor for so long just to be with you!" The best actor was furious: "Are you a pervert?" Ji Huan slapped him twice: "No, it's **gradual change**!" ▸ **Love variety selection session** Director: "Please choose your favorite guest!" Ji Huan chose Bai Yueguang in seconds, and went straight to the hospital's physical examination department on the date💉 The director was confused: "You call this a date??" Ji Huan calmly said: "Young people should pay attention to their health. Only when they are old can they have the strength to move bricks." ② Jiang Yu was transformed into a vicious female supporting character who met a miserable end. She was thrown into a love variety show at the beginning - ** series ✔️The program team asked the program team to play water games? "I'm allergic to water" (all members understood the answer instantly: "I'm allergic to people/camera/air!") The director interrupted the cast: We have a professional medical team that can cure you of air allergies in one minute ✔️Green tea sister, please help? "Let go of the complex of helping others and respect the fate of others" ✔️Green tea for reconciliation? "I'm easy to get along with. If you don't get along well, I suggest you reflect on yourself" (￣.￣) ③Yu Min was transformed into the cannon fodder female supporting character in the story about chasing his wife in the crematorium, and was forced to bind the **Stumbling Block System**—— **System**: "Please try your best to hinder the relationship between the male and female protagonists!" **Yu Min**: "I know this question!" 💥**Record of Love Comprehensive Dismantling CP**: ✔️Kicked his teammates away in the maze game, and followed the original heroine and the passer-by best actor, the handsome guy on the left and the beautiful woman on the right: "It is more important for the three of us to live a good life than anything else!" ✔️The director collapsed: "The results are invalid! Which of these two is your partner?" ✓ The audience laughed so much that they cried: "What a collapse of all three lines!"

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