The Old Six System Is Forcing Me to Stop Acting Like a Human

What's it like to have a troll System and start out in a cultivation world full of traitors, armed with a bunch of useless skills?

Skill list:

Heavenly Sacrifice: Before using it, you are guaranteed to stab one of your teammates. Its power depends on the strength of the person you stab.

The King's Speech: Forces everyone within your line of sight to listen to your speech until it ends.

Reward weapon:

A weapon with invincibility effects, overwhelming power, and smoke but no damage.

Looking at his two skills and one sword, Gu Yunchen sighed deeply.

Where can I submit my resignation?

What? Nowhere?

You little troll System, watch it, or I'll impeach you!!!