Looking for Novels So Funny They'll Make You Puke and Cry #求搞笑到吐血，流泪的小说，

1. 301 我 My Body Has Rebelled 我的身体造反了 I Can't Hold It Together绷不住了Urban801k WordsOngoing [Death-Seeking Antics, Lighthearted Daily Life, Comedy] An Le awakens memories of his past life and realizes that if he dies just one more time, he’ll become invincible! So he starts actively trying to get himself killed: “What? The campus belle is about to get hit by a car? Everyone, move! I’ll do it!” An Le gets run over by a truck and lies dead on the spot! Just as An Le happily waits to die, a voice rings out from inside his body: Brain: We’ve got a job! All departments, report in! Heart: On 10.8kReads9.3Score867Shelves
2. 302 大 Great Tang: Old Man, If You’ve Got the Guts, Don’t Beg Me 大唐：老头，有种的你就别求我 The Second Cat Spirit第二只猫咪精Historical365k WordsOngoing Li Er: “Bring Li Tai here. I’m going to give him a good lesson!” Fang Xuanling: “Though His Highness the Prince of Yue has cried several times, it just never felt complete without seeing him get beaten. Now it’s finally complete!” Du Ruhui: “Let’s drink!” Changsun Wuji grinned from ear to ear. “Qingque, your uncle feels for you. Hang in there!” 133Reads8.6Score—Shelves

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   Every single one of them is a laugh-out-loud masterpiece, except for Tongyou, which is a book that will make you want to cry.

3. 303 朝 I Rebuke Treacherous Ministers at Court and Only Beg for Death 朝会怒斥奸臣，我只求一死 Original Wish本愿Eastern Fantasy495k WordsCompleted From the start, a Hengdian extra transmigrates straight into the imperial court. System mission [Death] activated: Gain one thousand years of cultivation every time you die. He furiously denounces treacherous ministers in court, repeatedly volunteers to lead armies against the rebels, and writes denunciations of the sacred immortal sects... Fang Yuan is either courting death or on his way to court death. And yet... The Great Qin Empress: “Fang, you love the people as if they were your own childr 1.9kReads9.1Score155Shelves
4. 304 女 The Supporting Actress Wrecks the Dating Show and Goes Off the Rails in Life 女配创翻恋综，走上人生癫疯 Yun Ciyan云辞砚Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [In a nutshell: After transmigrating as a villainess, my entire sect came along too] [One-on-one comedy + celebrity dating show + inner thoughts and gossip + face-slapping + fake and real heiresses] After failing her tribulation, Yun Xia was struck by lightning and sent into the world of a novel. As the villainess, she was supposed to sacrifice herself and make way for the heroine's beautiful romance with all her admirers. “?” You want me to sacrifice myself for someone else? Say that one more t 27.4kReads9.3Score4.5kShelves

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   It's really funny [laughing][laughing] Even after reading for over ten years, it doesn't feel out of place. It's super quirky, full of jokes, and incredibly funny. ① The author of "Long Hair Teacher's" completed new book, "Wild Boar King"; ② I'm currently following "I Am the Little Emperor of the Internet," which is super interesting and full of jokes; ③ It's also very good, "The Real and Fake Heiress," where the female lead is the original owner of the body, but she has returned from cultivating in the immortal realm. It seems that her entire sect has returned with her, giving her a lot of confidence and jokes, and it's super satisfying; ④ It's hilarious, the female lead is a simp, she's just pretending, it's all part of a mission. The story is about how, after the mission ends, the original system is the real person, and there's a bit of a romantic subplot; ⑤ "Long Hair Teacher," if you haven't read it, go for it, it's really good; ⑥ Guan Yu, I laughed so hard I screamed like a goose.

5. 305 我 I Took on a Job Challenge, and the Whole Internet Lost It! 我参加职业挑战，全网心态崩了！ Fierce Little Niuniu妞妞奶凶Urban791k WordsCompleted [Lighthearted + livestreaming + comedy + cheeky trickster + no female lead] Su Yang had just transmigrated to a parallel world when he joined a variety show called 365 Days of Career Challenges and became a ride-hailing driver. From the start, he awakened an Emotion Points System. The moment he realized he had transmigrated, he had already made up his mind. This was his second life, so of course he was going to live it to the fullest! He was going to make money on his own terms! Life and death 8kReads8.9Score699Shelves

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   These books are genuinely hilarious.

6. 306 在 What’s a Ghost to a Villain? 在恶棍面前，鬼算个啥 Stir-Fried Bangs爆炒齐刘海Urban444k WordsCompleted [Supernatural] [Comedy] [Transmigration] [Villain] [Capitalism] As the supernatural resurges and evil spirits run rampant, the System’s mission deadline is fast approaching. Fresh out of prison, Chu Feng can only quietly pinch out his cigarette. “I wanted to be a good person, but now I don’t have a choice.” Beautiful female ghost: “Find a cutie online, trick her into coming over, then make her a factory girl.” Red-clad Ghost King: “Help! This guy beats ghosts like they’re people!” Little ghost: 2.5kReads9.0Score175Shelves
7. 307 攻 Conquest Complete, I Dumped the Male Lead and Took Everyone Down 攻略成功，我揣掉男主创飞所有人 Chen Jiujiu沉酒九Modern Romance767k WordsCompleted [Meme humor + tons of memes + devoted 1v1 romance + unhinged story (the novel is completely unhinged and packed with memes, written as an outlet for stress. If that's not your thing, please leave.)] After three years transmigrated into a book, Ning Yan finally completes her mission to win over the capital's most eligible young master. A-list actress reduced to a simping heroine: is this a distortion of human nature or a collapse of morality? Ning Yan doesn't know. All she knows is that this time 3.2kReads9.0Score454Shelves
8. 308 沙 The Dumb System Is Busy Tripping Up Its Host, but the Host Excels at Being a Jerk 沙雕系统坑爹忙，宿主缺德最在行 Great Demon King Badu巴豆大魔王Two Male Leads488k WordsCompleted Originally titled Mad System [No Female Lead (Two Male Leads) + Lighthearted Comedy + Fast and Slow Transmigration + Everyone’s a Goofball + Subverting Expectations] Other people find a System and are about to reach the pinnacle of life. Yuan Fen finds a System and nearly goes insane. Yuan Fen: “I’m completely straight!” Handsome men: “Yuan Fen, don’t come any closer...” Wait... why is this getting so indecent? Watch as the shameless scoundrel Yuan Fen proves that you have to be crazy to survive 535Reads8.5Score101Shelves

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   This book is hilarious! [Laughing][thumbs up][thumbs up][thumbs up]

9. 309 两 I Wake Up Ready to Fight. If the Villain Won't Do It, I Will 两眼一睁就是干，反派不干我来干 King of Cuteness勾锥大王Modern Romance1.5M WordsCompleted Guan Yu accidentally transmigrates into a book and discovers she has become the vicious supporting female character in a domineering CEO novel: the early-dead wife of the story’s big bad. The System she gets bound to isn’t a redemption System, but a Villainess System. As the name suggests, a villainess targets everyone equally and makes sure nobody has a good time! On a dating reality show, each pair of contestants is given a limited budget. Every other team keeps generously offering to let the 47.8kReads9.1Score6.1kShelves
10. 310 起 I Must Be Seeing Things: My Best Friend Turned into a Vengeful Ghost 起猛了，看到闺蜜变厉鬼了 Zhou Guifeng周圭寸Modern Romance459k WordsCompleted [Just started, so the rating will rise. Feel free to dive in!] [Strong female lead + comedy + modern fantasy + multiple versions of the male lead] When she woke up, Yun Jian Yue discovered that her best friend had croaked and become a headless vengeful ghost. Yun Jian Yue: I must've woken up too early. I'll go back to sleep. Best friend: … Yun Jian Yue took her friend to get revenge on the scumbag, but a more powerful vengeful ghost showed up halfway through and stole the target. Yun Jian Yue ra 28.7kReads9.4Score4.3kShelves

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    I laughed from beginning to end. My mom asked why I kept crying, and I said it was tears of laughter. [Facepalm]

11. 311 因 I Don't Want to Get Hurt, So I Put Every Point into Defense 因为怕痛所以全点防御力了 Fish and Meat鱼和肉Eastern Fantasy4.9M WordsOngoing Bathing in magma, sleeping in ancient killing formations; Riding a heavy armored vehicle to rampage across other worlds; Taking on immortals and Buddhas with a Gundam police robot and Godzilla... I got myself a Stat System, and from then on, I put every point into defense! What can I say? I'm afraid of pain! The Great Golden Immortals in other worlds are all vicious, and every one of them knows the Great Heavenly Dragon technique. They hold little meetings every day to figure out how to break th 5kReads8.6Score487Shelves

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    Book 1: The system is unethical, and the protagonist is even more unethical; he's either causing trouble or on his way to cause trouble. Book 2: Unkillable, impossible to kill! This damned defense is driving the enemy crazy! (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`) Book 3: Protagonist: "System, I'm out of top-grade spiritual roots, can you get me some?" System: "No problem, I'll snatch them for you right now." From then on, the system is either robbing resources or on its way to robbing resources. And the protagonist? Book 4: Super silly skills: 1: Guards, protect me! 2: Dad's here! 3: One sword opens the butt door! ಥ_ಥ The enemies are driven crazy! _(´ཀ`" ∠)_ Friendly Reminder: 1. Don't read this while eating, I'm afraid you'll spit out your food. 2. Don't read this while sleeping at night, I'm afraid your family will knock on the door and scold you for laughing so loudly in the middle of the night.

12. 312 祖 Ancestor! You're Choosing Consorts? A History Cheat Is Here! 祖宗诶！选妃呢？历史作弊器来喽 Steamed Bun with Red Bean Paste馒头豆沙包Urban1.0M WordsCompleted If you could transmigrate through time and change history, what would you do? "I'd tell the Yongzheng Emperor to stop picking consorts! The West was industrializing at the same time. If he'd worked harder, gotten his act together, and focused more on science, we'd be the ones working four days on, three days off by now!" "If I could transmigrate to the Ming Dynasty, I'd make sure Zhu Qizhen never took the throne. Then maybe the Ming wouldn't have fallen! Long live the Ming for a thousand gener 4.8kReads9.2Score493Shelves

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    I think this book is right for you; it's funny and can make you cry.

13. 313 诸EN The Gods' Foolish Game 诸神愚戏 Ninety Autumns in January一月九十秋Urban3.7M WordsCompleted I have two principles in life: 1. I never lie. 2. I never believe anything anyone says, including myself. “Sir, I would like to point out that your second statement conflicts with the first.” “How so?” “If you never lie, why don’t you believe what you say?” “Oh, sorry. I forgot to mention that I don’t consider myself human.” “?” Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Cheng Shi, Cheng Shi who never lies. What, you’ve never heard of me? That’s all right. You simply haven’t been deceived by m 518.8kReads9.7Score68.3kShelves

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    I'll eat it if it doesn't look good.

14. 314 坑 Damn This System: I Reincarnated as Wang Po 坑爹系统：我穿成了王婆 Two Taels of Salted Fish二两咸鱼Ancient Romance576k WordsCompleted [No CP, no male lead, a goofy and conceited heroine] One day, after transmigrating, Wu Baobao discovered she had become Wang Po! So what? A girl has to stand on her own! [System task issued: Stop Jinlian from cheating] Wait... is this something an ordinary person can even stop?! [Three quarters of an hour to complete, or it will be too late to undo] Oh, heavens! Master Ximen! Hands off the pants, please~ [System task issued: Possess the Jinx Star and grope the bottom of the Star Lord of the Rabb 88Reads9.1Score—Shelves

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    It's hilarious, really, I've watched it several times.

15. 315 咸 A Must-Have for Slackers: This System Is Amazing 咸鱼必备，这个系统太好了 Little Football Newcomer足坛小小生Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Comedy + daily life + high martial arts + school setting] Zhou Fan transmigrates into a modern world of high martial arts and gets bound to an Anti-Grind System. The System wants Zhou Fan to promote the slacker mindset and encourage everyone to enjoy life. Whenever Zhou Fan works hard at cultivating, his strength regresses. But if he makes a pact with someone else, the harder they work and grind, the faster the slacker Zhou Fan grows, as a punishment for them. Zhou Fan studies the rules careful 5.5kReads8.7Score549Shelves

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    Highly recommended! Besides being hilarious, it's also incredibly funny.

16. 316 朕 I Just Ascended the Throne, and You’re Pulling a Substitute Bride on Me? 朕刚登基，你跟老子玩替嫁？ Ash-Slinging Immortal打灰仙人Historical11k WordsCompleted I Just Took the Throne, and You Think You Can Pull a Substitute Bride on Me? 3.8kReads—Score206Shelves
17. 317 本 I’m the Crown Prince, and I Rule Alone. You Want Me to Abdicate? 本太子乾纲独断，你叫我禅让？ Ash-Slinging Immortal打灰仙人Historical8k WordsCompleted As Crown Prince, I make all the decisions. And you want me to abdicate? 8.7kReads—Score—Shelves
18. 318 朕 I Have a Million-Man Army, and You Think I’ll Take This Insult?! 朕百万大军，能受这委屈？ Ash-Slinging Immortal打灰仙人Historical13k WordsCompleted I command a million troops. You think I’d put up with this? 608Reads—Score121Shelves
19. 319 穿 After I Transmigrated, I Somehow Turned into an Idiot 穿越后的我竟然变成了一个傻子 Running Spoon飞奔的勺子Eastern Fantasy192k WordsCompleted Also known as: The World of Yu and Qian. (I want to change the title!!!) The author wants to rename the book, but signed books can't have their titles changed. Boo-hoo. Ensemble cast, contrasts, no harem, comedy, goofy characters, an epic political intrigue in an alternate history setting, and absolutely no idiots. An overpowered male lead. After being hit by a car, Yan Bai arrives in a world of martial arts. Yan Bai: “I'm the only one who gets to show off in Great Yu.” Bai Xiaoxiao immediately 19Reads—Score—Shelves

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    4. "Five Poisons Sect Breeding Base Exposed! Love Gu is Actually Mass-Produced Goods Sold on Taobao for 9.9 Yuan with Free Shipping" 5. "Huashan Sect's Sword and Qi Sects Reconcile After Discovering Their Founder Was a Cross-Dresser" 6. "Shared Training Room Appears on Bright Summit! Scanning the Code to Receive a Trial Pack of Nine Yang Divine Skill is Accused of Scamming"

20. 320 本 I’m a Villain Now, So Isn’t Bullying the Protagonist Only Natural? 本王都反派了，霸凌主角不很正常吗？ Ash-Slinging Immortal打灰仙人15k WordsCompleted I'm already the villain of this capital. Isn't it perfectly normal for me to bully the protagonist? 101Reads—Score—Shelves
21. 321 让 I Told You to Slay Demons, Not Have Their Daughters' Babies! 让你斩妖，没让你跟妖女生娃！ Muscular Man Whines Cutesily with a Tail猛男撒娇带尾嘤Eastern Fantasy534k WordsOngoing [Supposedly: sweet romance, yandere, rebellious disciple, everyday life, lighthearted, doting dad, love rivals... A complicated mix, but this is a slice-of-life story, a slice-of-life story, a slice-of-life story! We can’t say it three times without meaning it!] Li Qingming was a gifted young swordsman, hailed as the future leader of the righteous path, until a demonic sect enchantress captured him on an expedition into a secret realm. A man may be killed, but never humiliated! Even if I die, I’ 4.3kReads8.9Score294Shelves

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    Absolutely hilarious, laugh-out-loud funny, laugh until you vomit blood! 🔥The male protagonist is a promising sword immortal who will become the leader of the righteous path. During a trip to a secret realm, he is captured by a demoness's scheme. 🔥Years later, a porcelain doll carrying a bag and bearing a resemblance to him knocks on his door. "Daddy! Daddy!" It gets more and more interesting, so funny! I'm laughing so hard!

22. 322 大 How Dare You, Impostor! Pretending to Be the Princess Consort! 大胆伪人！竟敢冒充王妃！ Ash-Slinging Immortal打灰仙人Historical11k WordsCompleted How dare you, fake! You actually have the nerve to impersonate the princess consort! 782Reads—Score—Shelves
23. 323 被 Kicked Out by Tang Sanzang? Huaguo Mountain Becomes the Toughest Trial! 被唐僧赶走？花果山成最强一难！ One, Three, Five Rabbits一三五只兔Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted [Heaven’s Three Greatest Rebels] + [Wild Sun Wukong] + [Mount Huaguo Becomes a Trial] + [Protective Bodhi] + [Mount Huaguo’s Ultimate Lineup] Transmigrate into the world of Journey to the West and become Sun Wukong, escorting Tang Monk west to obtain the scriptures, only to be driven away by Tang Monk for killing a few bandits? Fine, fine! So you want to send Old Sun away? Then from now on, Mount Huaguo will be the toughest trial on the journey west! After Sun the Monkey puts in a lot of effort 27.8kReads8.4Score2.9kShelves

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    A high-quality post-apocalyptic story, so funny it'll make you want to cry [laughing and crying emojis]. As always, it inherits the abstract and nonsensical style of the author, with a dense barrage of jokes, an intricately linked plot, vivid and well-developed characters, and a wonderfully exciting story that you won't be able to stop reading once you start.

24. 324 公 The Company Is 10 Billion in Debt, and My Fiancée Fired Me? 公司负债百亿，未婚妻把我裁员了？ Ash-Slinging Immortal打灰仙人9k WordsCompleted The company is a hundred billion in debt, and my fiancée laid me off? 1.7kReads—Score106Shelves
25. 325 穿 Transmigrated into a Regret Novel? The Li Family's Legitimate Son Invites Great Chu to Its Doom! 穿进后悔流？李家嫡子请大楚赴死！ Ash-Slinging Immortal打灰仙人Historical13k WordsCompleted Transmigrated into a regret-and-redemption story? The Li family’s legitimate son invites Great Chu to its doom! 4.8kReads—Score157Shelves
26. 326 魂 Reborn into Liu, Guan, and Zhang, I Leave the Warlords Stunned 魂穿刘关张，诸侯们被整麻了 Blue Triangle蓝色三角形Historical1.4M WordsOngoing [Absurd Three Kingdoms, the wildest unofficial history, pure comedy, and unhinged nonsense] In this world, famous generals all have special martial skills. Guan Yu’s Green Dragon Slash can cleave through city walls. Zhang Fei’s battle roar can make his enemies tremble with fear. Zhao Yun has infinite stamina, charging into enemy ranks and taking heads amid a thousand troops. The late Eastern Han dynasty is in chaos. The shameless Liu Bei, cautious Guan Yu, and righteous Zhang Fei join the eighte 121.5kReads8.2Score12.3kShelves

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    In short, Guan Yu rode Zhao Yun and used Zhou Cang as a weapon.

27. 327 穿 Transmigrated as a Female-Focused Novel's Imperial Tutor: Disciple, Your Blade Isn't Fast Enough! 穿成女频帝师，徒儿你刀不够快啊！ Ash-Slinging Immortal打灰仙人Historical10k WordsCompleted Transmigrated into a female-oriented novel as the imperial tutor, only to find my disciple's blade still isn't fast enough! 12.8kReads—Score117Shelves
28. 328 流 The Hooligan Tutor: Turning Fusu into a Gangster Crown Prince 流氓帝师：爆改扶苏黑道太子爷 The King of Qin Circles the Pig秦王绕猪Historical445k WordsOngoing [Lighthearted + Farming + Going Dark + Absolutely No Decency] [The Qin Dynasty’s Hooligan Tutor: From the Start, I Turned Fusu into a Black-Market Crown Prince] Qin Xuan transmigrates to the Qin Dynasty as a minor county magistrate from the Ying clan, and even gains custody of Fusu. Heartbroken by how weak and merciful Fusu was in his previous life, he spends six years secretly turning him into a black-market crown prince. From then on, Fusu punches the nursing home in the south and kicks the ki 1.6kReads9.0Score160Shelves

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    They're all the kind that can make you laugh to death.

29. 329 穿 Reincarnated as the Simp Male Side Character, But I'm Armed to the Teeth? 穿成舔狗男配，可我是本地刀枪炮啊？ Ash-Slinging Immortal打灰仙人10k WordsCompleted I transmigrated into the role of a male side character who's a simp, but I'm the local knives, guns, and cannons? 301Reads—Score159Shelves
30. 330 西 Journey to the West: After the Gods Returned from Studying in the Modern World 西游：众神圣自现代留学回来后 Red Moon, Clear Clouds红月晴云Eastern Fantasy790k WordsCompleted After graduation season, Jiang Liu transmigrated. The strongest Tang Monk System: ready to slaughter his way through Journey to the West? Then let’s do it! And then... General Yin: Lao Jiang, I’ve missed you so much! Yang Jian: Lao Jiang, you’re Tang Monk, for crying out loud! Sun Wukong: Let me out first! The Jade Emperor: Hey, Old Zhao, how about we kill Mahavairocana for fun? Zhao Gongming: Why don’t you go do it yourself? At Mount Lingshan... The Buddha: Oh my goodness... Stop, classmate 11.2kReads9.1Score1.2kShelves

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    These books are hilarious, especially the first one, which features a seemingly aloof character who's actually a crybaby.

31. 331 你 You’re All Chasing the Heroine? Then I’ll Marry the Demoness 你们都追女主？那女魔头我娶走了 Paper Parcel纸包Eastern Fantasy4.0M WordsOngoing [One heroine + everyday affection + guaranteed sweetness + cultivation system + grand setting] Shen Yi'an transmigrates into a rather outrageous novel. Born into the world, he discovers that he’s the original protagonist, the one with a massive green hat hanging over his head: the Sixth Prince of the Great Qian Dynasty, His Highness Prince Chu! The second, third, fourth, and nth male leads all like the heroine. Whoever wants that whole field of green can have it. I don’t. You’re all going after 121kReads9.3Score8.9kShelves

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    Wow, I highly recommend this book! It's incredibly funny, so funny it'll make you laugh until you cry. You have to read it! The male lead is incredibly powerful and decisive.

32. 332 商 A Business Marriage, My Fiancée Ran Away and Wants Her Sister to Marry Me Instead? 商业联姻，未婚妻逃婚让妹妹替嫁？ Ash-Slinging Immortal打灰仙人13k WordsCompleted A marriage alliance, and his fiancée runs away, leaving her younger sister to take her place? 2.5kReads—Score119Shelves
33. 333 第 The Fourth Calamity: Goofy Players Defy Heaven From the Start 第四天灾：开局沙雕玩家逆天了 Anid Cat Power艾尼德猫抛瓦Eastern Fantasy1.8M WordsCompleted "You animals! A bunch of perverts just jumped out of the bushes and stripped me naked without saying a word!" "Sect Master, this is bad! Those scumbags emptied our sect. They didn't leave behind a single brick!" "My greatest regret is letting those perverts see my health bar!" "All troops of the Demon Race, heed my command... What the hell, they're all undercover agents! What kind of game is this?!" "I, the Deity... Damn, those troublemakers are here! Run!" Ye Nian: "What? I'm just playing 14.4kReads8.4Score1.2kShelves
34. 334 刚 I Just Pulled Off a Successful Rebellion, and Now My Fiancée Wants Half the Kingdom? 刚造反成功，未婚妻要分一半江山？ Ash-Slinging Immortal打灰仙人Historical11k WordsCompleted Just after successfully leading a rebellion, his fiancée demands half the realm? 169Reads—Score132Shelves
35. 335 反 Villain: There Are Too Many Children of Fate, So I'll Just Lie Low 反派：气运之子太多，我摆烂了 A Pigeon一枚鸽子Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted Bai Feng transmigrated, and he had a younger sister born with immortal bones. He thought that as long as he clung to his sister, he could live a carefree life in this dangerous cultivation world. That was until he woke up and discovered that his mother was preparing to remove his sister’s immortal bones and implant them in him. Only then did he realize he’d been cast in the role of the villain! Just then, a System appeared. If he targeted the Children of Destiny and stole their fortune, he would 46.2kReads8.9Score4.6kShelves
36. 336 师 Senior Brother, I’m the Most Refined and Easygoing One 师兄我啊，最儒雅随和了 Ash-Slinging Immortal打灰仙人13k WordsCompleted Your Senior Brother here is the most refined and easygoing guy around. 119Reads—Score—Shelves
37. 337 你 What You Think Is What I Know 你所想的就是我所知道的 The House Cat家里的家猫Urban157k WordsCompleted This is my first time writing, so please be kind. The protagonist is unpredictable and a bit crazy. It gets funny later, so whether to read it is up to you. It's just an ordinary modern supernatural cultivation novel. That's right, an ordinary modern supernatural cultivation novel. —Reads—Score—Shelves
38. 338 心 A Scheming Woman Ran Off Pregnant? What a Lucky Break! 心机女带球跑？还有这好事？ Ash-Slinging Immortal打灰仙人12k WordsCompleted A scheming woman runs off while pregnant? What a lucky break! 405Reads—Score—Shelves
39. 339 系 The System Wants Me to Be a Good Person: I’ve Become Sun Xiaochuan 系统让我当好人：我变成孙笑川了 Ge Ming戈茗Urban67k WordsOngoing [Lighthearted + Hilarious + Defying the Heavens + Unhinged + Not Invincible + Feel-Good + Campus Life] I did it. I did all of it! After doing every bad thing under the sun, I was reborn in India by the System. The System will guide me down the path of becoming a good person! Do some good deeds, Sun Xiaochuan! "Lao Da Gang": Capture Sun Xiaochuan alive and trade his life for Lao Da’s resurrection. "Pan Miao Gang": Capture Soy Milk Bro alive and trade his life for Pan Miao’s resurrection. [Sun X 2Reads—Score—Shelves
40. 340 都 Everyone Looks Down on the Heroine for Being in a Vegetative State? Fine, I’ll Marry Her 都嫌弃女主是植物人？那我娶走了 Please Call Me Your Highness请叫我太子殿下Urban2.2M WordsOngoing Lin Xuan transmigrates into an urban novel as a short-tempered villain. From the start, his scumbag father, who favors his illegitimate son, forces him to take the place of a comatose supporting character with a fear of men in a marriage meant to bring her good luck. Fortunately, the [Crazy Cuddling] System comes online. As long as he makes physical contact with someone who has high fortune points, he can earn points to buy all kinds of products and skills. So Lin Xuan acts decisively and choose 5.6kReads8.9Score654Shelves
41. 341 通EN The Netherworld Scholar Immortal 通幽小儒仙 You Zi Yin油子吟Eastern Fantasy2.0M WordsCompleted “Where is this?” “Perhaps... the River of Forgetfulness...” “Who are you?” “Wuchang...” “I've never heard of anyone called Wuchang in this world.” “From now on... that's who I'll be!” The soul crosses the River of Forgetfulness, while its thoughts remain on the other shore. What is gained from all beings must be returned to all beings. When Su Mo woke up, he was no longer in his former life. He went to the capital to sit the imperial examinations, but accidentally stumbled into an immortal schem 63.7kReads9.4Score6.7kShelves

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    This is so funny it'll make you cry! [Smirking]

42. 342 地 A Living Hell from the Start: If There's No Game Over, Does That Mean I've Won? 地狱开局，没关就是开？ Ximen Urges You to Write西门催写Eastern Fantasy1.6M WordsOngoing In the Age of Declining Dharma, the Six Realms have fallen and the Heavenly Dao has crumbled. As the online flame warrior Situ An browses the internet in a fit of enthusiasm, he is transported into the cultivation world. From the start, his entire sect is wiped out. Just as the last black-clad survivor, on the verge of being killed, sends him away, Situ An unexpectedly unlocks the Substitute System. His first draw gives him the Elbow Strike King. But getting past the black-clad figure in the fi 275Reads7.1Score120Shelves
43. 343 穿 I Transmigrated into a Women’s Romance Novel and Robbed an Urgent Messenger from the Start? 穿进女频，开局劫了八百里加急？ Ash-Slinging Immortal打灰仙人Historical12k WordsCompleted Transmigrated into a novel for female readers, and from the start, I hijacked an urgent courier? 2.1kReads—Score—Shelves
44. 344 我 I Really Run an Orphanage, Not an Assassin's Den 我开的真是孤儿院，不是杀手堂 I Am the Ox Warrior我是牛战士Eastern Fantasy3.1M WordsCompleted [Print edition now available] [The only imaginative ensemble martial arts novel on the entire site!] [At its peak, 1.5 million readers were following it, ranking seventh across all of Tomato Novel. Come on in and see for yourselves, dear readers!] [Ensemble cast + System + Traits + Martial Arts] Chen Ye transmigrated to the Great Wu Dynasty and became bound to the Orphan-Raising System. By raising orphans, he could earn points, which he could use to draw traits and bestow them upon the children. 116.4kReads8.9Score12.3kShelves
45. 345 刑 Seriously?! You Mooched Off My Wi-Fi and Cut My Internet Cable 刑啊！蹭我wifi，还剪我网线 Drippy Ice Cream冰淇淋淋Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Stickler for Details] + [Law] + [Outlaw] + [Stacking Charges (Stacking Kills)] + [Zhang San] Chen Feng is a livestreamer. One day, he discovers someone stealing his Wi-Fi, so he changes the password. But to his surprise, the neighbor comes knocking and demands the password, claiming her child needs it for online classes. And if he refuses, she’ll cut his internet cable? How about destruction of private property, disturbing the peace, and trespassing? Your account got stolen by a hacker? How 4.4kReads9.3Score602Shelves
46. 346 从 A Journey to Another World That Begins as a Slime 从史莱姆开始的异界之旅 Why Say So Much何必言深Eastern Fantasy2.9M WordsCompleted I got bound to a divine-gift System from the start. The System spirit, Aila, claims to be the Goddess of Time. Why is she clinging to me? “Are you male or female?” “Jerk! I'm so cute, of course I'm a girl!” Who would have thought that the seemingly harmless Demon Slime in front of me could evolve until it devoured the entire world? “Uh, the contract needs a drop of blood? That'll hurt...” And so, with my knowledge of a thousand classic tropes from other worlds, my journey in another world be 15.5kReads9.4Score1.8kShelves
47. 347 别 Don't Question the Author's State of Mind. Yes, They're Really Crazy 别怀疑作者的精神状态，确实疯了 Xing Shi行拾Eastern Fantasy340k WordsCompleted [Quick Transmigration] + [Infinite Flow] + [Unhinged] + [Superpowers] + [I have no idea what kind of nonsense my mental state will make me write] No one reads books written with a brain and hands, so I’ll write with my butt and feet instead. What if my butt is smarter than my brain? 108Reads8.4Score—Shelves
48. 348 黏 Claymancers Are Weak? Ever Heard That Art Is an Explosion? 黏土师弱？可曾听闻艺术就是爆炸 The Puppet Taoist傀儡道人Urban2.7M WordsCompleted [Wildly satisfying] [Lighthearted] [Funny] [Invincible protagonist] [Genius protagonist] [Art is Patrick Star] The myriad races invade, and humanity teeters on the brink of extinction. To save itself, the will of the world gives everyone a chance to awaken a profession at age seventeen and fight back! Li Xiao transmigrates into this world, only to awaken the useless lifestyle profession of clay artist! Who could have guessed that he would awaken a second lifestyle profession too: demolition expe 66.5kReads7.8Score6.5kShelves
49. 349 宇EN The Uchiha Girl Who Sparked Konoha's Battle for Its Favorite 宇智波少女，在木叶点燃团宠大战 Demon Kulou Meow恶魔kulou喵Anime Fanfiction1.2M WordsCompleted [Hokage + beloved by all slice-of-life + strong female lead with no romance + genius leveling up + farming, conquest, and nation-building + reforming the shinobi world] [The heroine's golden finger is a divine tree that grows magic eyes, including the Mystic Eyes of Death Perception. Tobirama Senju undergoes a dramatic change over the course of the story.] Uchiha Shenyue is one very unlucky soul who transmigrates to the early days of Konoha. Her father is an Uchiha, her mother is a Senju, and de 7.3kReads9.4Score617Shelves

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    What I find beautiful, what I find funny.

50. 350 我 I'm a Funeral Livestreamer, One Follow Has the Whole Internet Scared Shitless 我丧葬主播，一个关注全网吓尿 I Roam Freely我自逍遥游Urban1.1M WordsCompleted After transmigrating to a parallel world in a car accident, a hapless man is adopted by an old widower and becomes the young master of a funeral parlor. It’s been two and a half years. Even Brother Kun could become a superstar in that time, so why hasn’t my System shown up yet? Just as Zuo Xuan was lamenting his unfair fate, the System quietly appeared. Though it didn’t seem very serious. Congratulations, Host. The “Go Out in a Blaze of Glory and Meet the King of Hell System” has been activated. 2kReads8.9Score183Shelves

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