The More Absurd the Melodrama, the Better: The Kind of Plot That Would Take a Decade-Long Brain Clot to Come Up With 狗血怎么离谱怎么来，没十年脑血栓写不出来的那种

1. 51 肾 I’ll Give You My Kidneys, So Love Me 肾都给你，爱我 Fire Comb火梳Modern Romance49k WordsCompleted [Extremely angsty + fast-paced story + toxic + melodramatic + tragic ending] Bai Caiwei had loved Jiang Bochen for years. She even schemed to run over his childhood sweetheart, Wen Qing, and leave her badly injured, just to get close to him and become someone he could keep under his control. After enduring every kind of physical and emotional torment, including having her kidney and liver removed and her heart torn out, Bai Caiwei finally died. Jiang Bochen was devastated. It took him a long tim 172Reads—Score—Shelves

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   A freshly baked melodramatic novel: the female lead is a pervert, the male lead is a pervert, and all the characters are perverts.

2. 52 八 Eight Adorable Babies: Mommy Is So Popular 八胎萌宝：妈咪太受宠 Fallen Cherry Blossoms in the Empty Sky落樱空Modern Romance2.9M WordsCompleted After an accident, Xia Zhu spent a passionate night with a mysterious man. She gave birth to eight babies and became the laughingstock of the entire Imperial City! Four years later, her adorable genius children shocked the world. The most powerful man in the Imperial City was cold and ruthless, yet he doted on her above all others. She became the most envied woman in the world. 5.7kReads9.2Score6.3kShelves

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   Currently in good mental condition

3. 53 糙 The Rugged Man and His Sweet Wife 糙汉与甜妻 A Dudududu阿嘟嘟嘟嘟Modern Romance193k WordsCompleted [Sweet Romance] There’s a little girl in a shabby building beside the construction site. She’s sweet and well-behaved. He Ji watched her for several days before he could no longer resist his little scheme and broke her air conditioner. He only meant to use the excuse of fixing it to get a closer look at her, but once he got near her, he couldn’t stop himself. Looking at her fair face and timid eyes, he thought, A sweet girl this well-behaved deserves to be brought home and spoiled. Otherwise, I’ 6.1kReads9.0Score588Shelves
4. 54 残 The Cruel, Cold-Blooded Big Shot Is Held in His Foolish Wife’s Arms 残忍冷血大佬被傻妻抱怀里了 Ran Yuyu然渔渔Modern Romance1.4M WordsCompleted An accident at fifteen turned Shen Yuyu into a girl everyone knew as an idiot. Then, bound by a marriage contract, she married the powerful man every woman dreamed of having. The little fool was cute, sweet, and alluring. The tycoon was captivated by her looks and decided to play along with her for a while. Once he got bored, he could simply kick her out without a second thought. “Brother Si, Yuyu doesn't want to have a baby with you anymore.” Great! How could he kick the little fool out once sh 1.5kReads5.4Score178Shelves
5. 55 王 Honor of Kings: The Streamer Talks So Much Trash, the Whole Internet Is in Stitches 王者：主播骚话太多，全网笑疯了 King of Kings王者大佬Sports700k WordsCompleted [Power Fantasy + Invincible Protagonist + Livestreaming + Beauties + Career Arc Later On] In a parallel world, Lin Tian, ostracized by his club, awakens a Trash Talk System. As long as he provokes other people's emotions, he can grow stronger and earn generous rewards! This is right up his alley! “I, Lin Tian, do as I please. Why should I explain myself to you?” “Don't get cocky, kid? What's the point of being young if you don't get cocky?” “Above the peak of immortality, I reign supreme. The he 5.4kReads8.1Score347Shelves
6. 56 震 Shocking: My Wife Is Breathtakingly Beautiful 震惊：我的妻子倾城倾国 Shatter the Firmament踏破苍穹Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted A revered god is betrayed by his subordinate. With his dying breath, he uses his primordial spirit to activate the Heaven-Devouring Spirit-Transforming Bell, destroying the villains who attacked him. He expects his soul to return to the cosmos, but instead, the bell carries his primordial spirit to the Douling Continent, where it enters the body of a useless live-in son-in-law. To make matters worse, the useless man’s wife is an unparalleled beauty with a face that could topple kingdoms! And so 58Reads5.5Score—Shelves
7. 57 炮 Cannon Fodder! The Apocalypse Big Shot Keeps Chasing Me to Take It Easy 炮灰女配！被末世大佬追着让摆烂 Writing Sauce码字酱Sci-Fi & Apocalypse486k WordsCompleted A powerful five-element male lead from a male-oriented novel VS a lazy, insignificant female cannon fodder Not a strong female lead. The male lead is insanely powerful, and the female lead takes it easy. Warning, warning: Don’t read this with your brain turned on. It’s a silly comedy. Lin Yuanyuan, a rich second-generation layabout, wakes up one day to discover she’s transmigrated into a book. She’s become an insignificant cannon-fodder character who doesn’t even get a name in a male-oriented ap 5.4kReads8.8Score605Shelves
8. 58 我 I Livestream Scaring the Whole World 我直播恐吓全世界 The Carefree Brat潇洒顽徒Urban438k WordsCompleted [Power fantasy + livestream + behind-the-scenes mastermind + bizarre thrills + no heroine] Yuan Hao unexpectedly obtained the “Global Fear Livestream System” and gained unbelievable powers, unleashing an eerie livestream that couldn't be shut down across the entire world... Every livestream was a judgment on evil, and the punishments came in all sorts of bizarre forms... Unknown technology, magic and sorcery, survival games, superpowers, monster creation, the opening of new dimensions, disaster- 280Reads8.9Score144Shelves
9. 59 穿 After I Transmigrated into a Book, I Became the CEO's White Moonlight 穿书后我成了霸总的白月光 Crow Sitting on a Bear's Back乌鸦坐在熊背上Modern Romance248k WordsCompleted A tsundere, cocky, fiercely loyal CEO who occasionally throws unreasonable tantrums + an unlucky, reluctant comedian of a gorgeous girl who isn’t the brightest. Su Wanli transmigrates into a book and becomes the villainous unrequited-love rival in the old-school romance novel The Domineering CEO’s Substitute Darling. Following the System’s instructions, she begins a first-love romance with the male lead. Fu Yi cuddles up to her and asks, “Want to go see the cat at my apartment tomorrow night?” S 5.8kReads9.2Score379Shelves
10. 60 亲 Hey, Your Wife Is Gone! 亲亲，你老婆没咯 Thirteen Envious十三羡Two Male Leads365k WordsOngoing A new work is here! You can read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! 872Reads8.0Score102Shelves

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    You can check out Chapter 51; it's especially friendly to anime fans.

11. 61 你 Give Me Your Life, and I'll Love You Without Restraint 你的命给我，我放肆爱 Aquarius水瓶座Two Male Leads94k WordsOngoing This book is also known as Madly in Love with My Overbearing Psycho Note: I am not in a good state of mind. Cheng Haifeng loves Ji Mingshuo with all his heart, but Ji Mingshuo has no idea that someone is silently loving him. In everyone else's eyes, Cheng Haifeng seems deeply in love with Xu Meiling. Only he knows he stays by Xu Meiling's side just to catch a glimpse of Ji Mingshuo. Ji Mingshuo tracks him overseas and is left on the verge of death in a snowdrift. In the end, Cheng Haifeng still 8Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Rebirth, drugging, imprisonment, missing corneas, amnesia, fake double, white moonlight, blood transfusion, rare blood type, pregnancy, soul swap, car accident, miscarriage, kidnapping, love quadrangle, waving flowery feet, role fantasies, screaming, twisting, crawling in the shadows, he escapes, he chases, he takes off waving flowery hands, struck by lightning and becomes a vegetable, split personality, fake death

12. 62 卑 Vile Feelings 卑劣情感 Nine Point One九点一Two Female Leads464k WordsCompleted [A short-tempered girl with a tooth-pulling kink ✘ a two-faced, brooding girl who acts tough] Plus a genius cook of a little brother who tags along with the couple. Lu Shuxue lives for fighting, street racing, eating, and sleeping. At long last, a pretty boy she actually likes gets close to her, and just as she starts falling for him and helps him deal with several problems, he turns around and betrays her. While she's feeling miserable, her academic rival Yang Siyu tells her earnestly, “You de 89Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Is it melodramatic? That's great, every single character is explosive. [Full of energy] It uses every melodramatic plot imaginable.

13. 63 离 After the Divorce, My Wealthy Ex-Husband Completely Lost Control 离婚后豪门前夫彻底失了控 Si Xiameng司夏萌Modern Romance2.5M WordsCompleted (The animated series adaptation, "Only After We Parted Did I Realize How Deeply I Loved You," Seasons 2 and 3 are now available. The adaptation and production are excellent.) [Both Leads Are Inexperienced] [Mutual Devotion] [Marriage Before Love] [He Must Win Her Back] Shi Yang had loved Fu Jingchuan since she was young. Back then, he was the darling of the heavens, while she was an unremarkable transfer student. It was as if a chasm lay between them. Years later, they met again at a class reuni 23kReads8.1Score5.4kShelves

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    A must-see! The male and female leads are locked in a fierce struggle. How will their love, which is so stoic, ultimately end?

14. 64 别 Don't Doubt My Love for You 别怀疑我对你的爱 Huahua Goes Crazy花花会发疯Modern Romance408k WordsCompleted [Redemption + Bittersweet Ending + Slightly Yandere + Slice of Life] The weather was perfect that day. Looking into his eyes, she made a promise she would regret for the next three years: “You won’t leave me again, right?” “That’s right. As long as you don’t let go, I’ll never leave you again.” But later, no one could say who had let go first. . “I used to think I had to be in a particular kind of relationship to survive in this world.” “Then I realized that wasn’t true.” “Now, I’ll create 3Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Come see the most lewd man

15. 65 娇 Spoiled by Her 娇灌 July Starfall七月星雨Modern Romance244k WordsCompleted The first time Jiang Wei met Zhou Zihao, all she could feel was fear and the urge to run away. But once she got to know him better, she learned what it meant for a tough guy to have a tender side. “There’s a puddle up ahead. Don’t move, honey. I’ll carry you over so you don’t get your shoes wet.” “The carousel is full? No problem! I’ll build you one at home.” “Can’t decide which gold bracelet to get? We’ll buy them all, and you can take turns wearing them!” A few warnings: 1. Not a mutuall 608Reads8.6Score101Shelves

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    I take these books out and disgust myself with them from time to time. [Licking screen]

16. 66 我 My 26-Year-Old Female Tenant 我的26岁女房客 Super Big Tank Kobe超级大坦克科比Urban2.1M WordsCompleted After a wild night at a bar, a beautiful woman pinned him with a paternity claim, and the down-and-out young man suddenly became a father. As if things weren't bad enough, the owner of his rented home changed, and he was about to be kicked out. But his new landlady was beautiful! Should he ask to share the place? She coolly gave him a single word: “Get out!” A romantic entanglement sparked by a housing problem. 120kReads9.7Score13.9kShelves
17. 67 蜉 A Mayfly's Brief Life 蜉蝣寄此生 Lost in a Dream, Never to Return沉梦不归Eastern Fantasy1.7M WordsOngoing Left zero, right fire, Thunder God, help me! Good news: I transmigrated! Bad news: I transmigrated into the wrong thing… What clothes did I get wrong? It’s not just the clothes… It’s the flesh, bones, and blood too… —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This is such a reasonable request that I can't help but volunteer.

18. 68 一 A Springtime Love, Lost in Longing 一剪春心相思错 Se Se Ai瑟瑟爱Ancient Romance51k WordsCompleted He called her a slut and personally struck down their child. Only then did she realize that the deeper the love, the deeper the hate. All her longing could not win even the slightest tenderness from him. 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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    It's comparable to "My Life, I'll Give You" in this novel. The female lead is an empress, and in the first chapter, the male lead tattoos the word "cheap" on her forehead with a needle. He also assaults her in front of the emperor. In the third chapter, the female lead recalls this incident and feels that the male lead's willingness to touch her proves he still cares for her. No matter how much torture she endures afterward, she can't die, and in the end, she forgives him. Go read it! I can't be the only one suffering like this.

19. 69 小 The Little Demon Above, the Master Below 小妖在上，师尊在下 Three Pine Nuts三只松子Ancient Romance665k WordsCompleted A fox from a thousand years ago carefully painted its pelt, hoping to become a peerlessly beautiful woman. A woman from a thousand years later carefully painted her face, hoping to become a bewitching fox spirit. To win the love of a man as ethereal as an immortal, A Qian cultivated from a little fox spirit into a mighty demon, graceful in every gesture. But her master never once spared her a second glance. To become worthy of her beloved master, she would rather be struck by heavenly lightning, 162Reads8.1Score—Shelves

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    Others may only have ten years of cerebral thrombosis, but our teacher, Songzi, has had twenty years of cerebral thrombosis.

20. 70 致 Deadly Love and Torment 致命虐恋 Sugar Star糖星Modern Romance385k WordsCompleted This is a coming-of-age story about Tong Zhiyan, Yun Xiaoxi, Li Qingwu, Yun Shunan, Bo Hanshen, Qu Nanzhi, and the others. Youth is beautiful, but brief. The people we once thought we would be with forever will one day go their separate ways, perhaps even forgetting one another amid the wider world. But no matter what happens, we once traveled the same road together. However we remember one another in the future, that will always be our youth! 73Reads8.3Score—Shelves
21. 71 你 What More Do You Want from Me? 你还要我怎样 Hidden Heart藏心Modern Romance51k WordsCompleted She loved him, and he tortured her. She had secretly loved him for over ten years, but their love gradually faded away in a marriage that lasted less than two years... 120Reads8.0Score—Shelves
22. 72 夫 The Madam Ran Off Pregnant, Mr. Yan, Stop Torturing Her 夫人带球跑，晏总别虐了 He Fan河帆Modern Romance564k WordsCompleted [Obsessive, Scheming Hero + Groveling After the Divorce + Angsty and Sweet] After getting divorced, Yi Chu discovers she's pregnant... The bastard regrets it too late: “I've loved you all along!” 1v1. The male lead is obsessive and ruthless, and pretends not to love the heroine. The heroine is clever and lively, and pretends to love the male lead very much. 479Reads8.7Score100Shelves

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    I love melodramatic plots, highly recommended, highly recommended, highly recommended! The author's writing is really good.

23. 73 折 Bending at the Waist 折腰 Qi Nian其念Two Male Leads50k WordsCompleted Blurb: Zhou Xingzhi x Su Zheshen Su Zheshen sacrificed all his pride for love, but never got so much as a confession of affection from Zhou Xingzhi. Some people are destined to be inescapable, yet impossible to love. 30Reads6.4Score—Shelves

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    I've read all of these. Well, how should I put it? The author's imagination is truly boundless. If you're interested, you can check out many more on my bookshelf.

24. 74 我 I’ll Wait for You at the Finish Line, Loving Me 我在终点等你爱我 Mu Qiqi慕七七Modern Romance42k WordsCompleted During her three years in a psychiatric hospital, Lin Wan endured a living hell every day, reduced to something barely human. Every month, Ye Nanchen came to test whether she was truly insane. Then one day, while no one was watching, she leapt from the windowsill and found her final release. Later, everyone in Jiangcheng said Ye Nanchen had gone mad. His beloved wife was clearly dead, her body right in front of him, yet every day he came up with new ways to force her to appear. “Lin Wan hated me 536Reads5.5Score102Shelves
25. 75 曾 There Was Once Someone Who Loved Me Like Life Itself 曾有一个人，爱我如生命 Rolling the Sun into a Ball搓圆太阳Modern Romance47k WordsCompleted For more than twenty years, Shen Siyan had stubbornly loved a man named Xiao Zonghan. Even when he resented and hated her, she had never thought of giving up. But now, she was reaching the end of her strength... 1.2kReads6.5Score181Shelves
26. 76 都 Urban Life: More Children, More Blessings. Beautiful Ladies, Help Me Become a Tycoon 都市多子多福：美女，助我成神豪 Master Chengwen成稳大师Urban581k WordsCompleted A new story is out! You can read my work on Tomato Novel. I hope you'll enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! 7.2kReads7.4Score442Shelves

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    Well, to put it simply, if you don't have the skills, you absolutely shouldn't read these books. Especially the second one; after reading the synopsis, I knew that Ice Butterfly was truly extraordinary!

27. 77 蚀 A Love That Cuts to the Bone 蚀骨危情 Qi Lao You淇老游Modern Romance753k WordsCompleted Xia Weiming died, and Shen Xiujin personally sent Jian Tong to a women’s prison. During her three years behind bars, Shen Xiujin’s order to “take good care of her” changed Jian Tong beyond recognition. She was even “persuaded to donate a kidney” while in prison. Before she went in, Jian Tong said, “I didn’t kill her.” Shen Xiujin remained unmoved. After her release, Jian Tong said, “I killed Xia Weiming. I’m guilty.” Shen Xiujin’s face turned livid. “Shut up! Don’t let me hear you say that again 68.3kReads9.2Score5.1kShelves

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    [Sending hearts][Sending hearts][Sending hearts]

28. 78 云 Yun Shenyang 云深阳 Cloud Dweller云居住Two Male Leads133k WordsCompleted “Yangyang, may I call you that?” the stern-faced man asked with utmost seriousness. Qi Songyang: “!!” He had no idea how to respond. Since his sugar daddy had already said it, all he could do was meekly agree. Seeing how reluctant he sounded, the man said, “I’ll go visit our mom tomorrow, too.” Qi Songyang: “!!!” An innocent young man × a wealthy business-minded man. Mutual devotion, a sweet little romance, with some angst too. A little hardship in life makes for healthier hearts and minds. —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Here it is! I'm recommending a book! It's very campus-like, very manly 👨🏻, like the kind of manly old man you see, a real man, a true man. A real man, a true man, knows what he wants to do. If you really want to see if this person is a boy or a man, don't look at his baby image, look at his heart music~ [heart]

29. 79 快 Quick Transmigration: The Older Woman Everyone Adores Is So Sweet and Delicate 快穿大龄万人迷：姐姐她娇软堪怜 Zhuo Qing灼青Fantastical Romance3.3M WordsCompleted [From universally disliked to universally adored + age gap + winning over all male leads and supporting characters + unapologetic Mary Sue + intense melodrama + all kinds of rivalry scenes + no fixed couple + all male characters are virgins] In life, Jiang Tian was a notorious heartbreaker. After death, she was recruited by the Supreme God and became an unstoppable Host for the heroine group. Who could have known that one careless mistake would land her in the highest-difficulty branch of the 35.4kReads9.1Score1.8kShelves

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    🌷🌷🌷🌷✨️🌼🌼This book features an ordinary but incredibly popular female lead who initially dislikes the male lead but later falls for him. It's about an older female lead, lots of love triangles, and a touch of melodrama, but it's really addictive.

30. 80 穿 After Transmigrating Into a Melodramatic Novel, I Sent Every CEO to Work at a Sewing Machine 穿进狗血文后：霸总全去踩缝纫机 As Precious as Pearls and Gems如珠似宝Modern Romance245k WordsCompleted [Gossip + System + Absurd Comedy + Unhinged CEO + No CP + Nonsense] After Jiang Wanqiu transmigrates into a book with a gossip System, she discovers she’s the heroine of an angsty novel. The male lead has her kidney and uterus removed, and somehow they still end up happily together? Jiang Wanqiu flips the table and refuses to play along. The CEO wants to take my kidney? I’ll send him off to prison to work a sewing machine! But why is this world full of over-the-top melodrama? My best friend is r 401Reads8.6Score102Shelves

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    I think you're looking for this book [smile], which features running away with a baby, kidney-cutting, and saving the villain—it has it all.

31. 81 让 You Were Supposed to Go Traveling, So Why Are You Working for the First Emperor of Qin? 让你旅游，你去大秦给秦始皇打工 Liu Lanting柳兰亭Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Woman Disguised as a Man + Qin Shi Huang + Lighthearted + Funny + Heartwarming + Zheng Ge Is the Love Interest] Qipan was looking forward to a vacation, but accidentally transmigrated to the Qin Empire more than two thousand years ago. She even mistook Qin Shi Huang, Ying Zheng, for an actor in ancient costume and asked him for directions. Qipan: “Hello, could you tell me how to get to the Xianyang Tourist Resort?” Ying Zheng: “What resort?” “The tourist resort.” “What tourist?” “The Xianyang T 2.6kReads8.0Score288Shelves

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    This book is practically illogical. The female protagonist accidentally arrives in the Qin Dynasty, and despite so many plot holes, she pretends not to know she's in the Qin Dynasty. Even Qin Shi Huang pretends not to realize she's a time traveler. The female protagonist tells so many unrealistic stories, yet everyone just pretends not to know. And that's not all; later, she actually falls in love with Qin Shi Huang, and they even get involved in cultivation! It's utterly absurd. And yet, it gets an 8-point rating.

32. 82 普 The Ordinary Girl’s Love Rival Showdown 普女修罗场 Lu Xianyu陆咸鱼Modern Romance376k WordsCompleted Love at first sight, a battle between male rivals, over ten male leads, no competition between women Also known as: If you don't date by the time you're twenty, you'll gain an irresistible charm! Official synopsis: On her twentieth birthday, after learning that the guy she had a crush on had announced his relationship, a drunk Jiang Qi made a wish: she wanted every handsome guy she found attractive to fall for her. On the first day of being twenty, her wish came true. There were just a few too m 3.8kReads9.1Score352Shelves

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    🎉🎉🎉🎉This one, hahaha, it's a Mary Sue novel! The female lead is an ordinary girl who's incredibly popular, and the male lead is completely virginal, falls in love with her at first sight, and is handsome and devoted. Hahaha, lots of love triangles, diverse genres, I absolutely love it!

33. 83 全 Born Across the Globe 全球出生 Rotten Yue Cannot Be Carved朽玥不可雕也Mystery1.3M WordsCompleted Overnight, ten billion people around the globe are born in thatched huts, forced to start life as babies and struggle to survive in a bizarre world. Only Jiang Hansheng obtains the Infinite Awakening System. Every so often, he awakens a new physical force: Awaken gravity and gain the talent skill Gravity Field! Awaken friction and gain the talent skill Smooth Sailing! Awaken electric force and gain the talent skill Thunderous Might! Just as Jiang Hansheng thinks he will have to get by in this bi 256Reads7.0Score—Shelves

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    You're definitely talking about this one [smirking]

34. 84 始 From Early Summer to Late Winter 始夏终冬 Running Little Du奔跑的小杜Modern Romance21k WordsCompleted She thought she was the heroine of a romance novel, but sadly, she was only a supporting character. In the final moments of Li Xiayi's life, all she could think was: Liang Qing, could you give me a chance in the next life? I've waited for you my whole life... —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I wrote this myself and I think it's extremely absurd. Please take a look.

35. 85 玻 The Glass Cage 玻璃之笼 A Leaf of Sunflower一叶葵Modern Romance663k WordsCompleted [No moral boundaries] [The wholesome sections are available as a full-cast audiobook] My older sister has a boyfriend who seems perfect. He treats her well, is good to our parents, and is good to me, too. I thought they were made for each other. Until that Christmas night, when I finally realized he was nothing but a complete bastard. 40.1kReads8.7Score3.4kShelves

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    The female lead is the male lead's stepmother's daughter. The male lead had already fallen for her when he was her older sister's fiancé. To save her boyfriend's brother, the female lead slept with the male lead and eventually gave birth to his child. Thinking she could finally leave, she was tricked by the male lead into having sex with her boyfriend's brother the night before her wedding. [Thinking]

36. 86 退 After Breaking Off My Engagement, I Marry a Gorgeous Female CEO on a Whim 退婚后，我闪婚绝色女总裁 So Cool It Makes Your Hair Stand on End酷炫掉渣天Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Ex-Wife Begs for Him Back, but He Won't Turn Back + Flash Marriage to a CEO + Male Lead's Secret Identity + Second Female Lead Takes the Lead] After Song Yuan is dumped, he turns around and impulsively marries a stunning CEO. The wedding goes ahead as planned, but the bride is someone else. On the wedding day, his ex finds out the truth and comes begging on her knees for another chance. With his new wife in his arms, Song Yuan watches his tearful ex and can only sigh helplessly. “Miss, you were 34.9kReads8.3Score2kShelves

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    It starts with the classic melodramatic and angsty beginning typical of TikTok videos, but it's improved later and gets into a proper storyline. So far, it's quite good and keeps you reading in one go. Not bad.

37. 87 秦 The First Emperor and the Polar Bear: Lost in Time 秦皇和北极熊：误流光 Abstract Person, Abstract Soul抽象人抽象魂Two Male Leads25k WordsCompleted [Unhinged story, female-oriented, stay away if it's not your thing] Qin Shi Huang and the polar bear, friendship-only pairing. He is the ruler of Qin. It is the lord of the Arctic. He can understand the language of beasts, but not the hearts of animals. It can speak with him, but it cannot communicate with him. That year, it said, “If I get the chance, I'll take you to see the aurora in the far north.” He buried his face in its neck and said, “Then I'll take you to see the fireworks in the capit 8Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Chapter Five: Heart as Cold as Ashes Chapter Six: Ashes Rekindled [Smirk] Come and see, everyone come and see!

38. 88 七 Enlisted at Seven: Carrying Nuclear Weapons with Me 七岁入伍：随身携带核武器 Snow Flying Across the Page纸上飞雪Urban1.3M WordsCompleted I was born standing at the very top of the pyramid. I’m also a rich young master who grew up with a silver spoon in my mouth. And I’m the world’s first person to be so handsome at birth that I killed the doctor. I wanted to keep a low profile, but my abilities wouldn’t let me. 546Reads6.4Score105Shelves

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    The first book already shocked me! The title of the second book... I was really speechless! The third book was surprisingly good, although a bit outrageous. ^ω^

39. 89 强 Legend of the Mighty Emperor 强帝传说 Little Youcheng小又橙Anime Fanfiction80k WordsCompleted Without Strong Bald Qiang, the sawmill road would stretch through the ages like an endless night. An accident transmigrated Strong Bald Qiang to the Green Green Grasslands. Here, Emperor Qiang crushed the powerful enemies of the Sheep Village with one hand. He took the grasslands’ greatest prodigy, Gray Wolf, as his disciple. Having conquered the grasslands, he stood atop the mountain. “How lonely it is to be invincible.” 320Reads7.6Score104Shelves
40. 90 冷 The Stern Officer Is Too Fierce, and the Alluring Military Doctor Can't Resist 冷面军官太勇猛，娇媚军医架不住 Slightly Sweet微恬Modern Romance534k WordsCompleted [Period setting + reborn + soldier + devoted husband + bashful (o(_////▽////_)o) System + love at first sight + long-planned romance + fictional setting] When his daughter and the son of his first love fell ill at the same time, her husband unhesitatingly gave the only life-saving medicine to his first love’s son. Their daughter died without treatment! Filled with resentment, Xiao Niannian set a fire, killing herself along with her husband’s sweetheart and their son. After her death, Xiao Nian 1.3kReads8.9Score132Shelves

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    It's a melodramatic novel where everyone's vying to be the father; the plot twists are really wild.

41. 91 都 You’ve Left the Sect, Senior Brother. We Really Don’t Know Each Other 都叛出宗门了，师兄我们真的不熟 Deep Candlelight Shadows烛影深Ancient Romance680k WordsCompleted Reborn on the day my spiritual roots were ripped out, this time I’ll give you everything you want! In my last life, I was blind and mistook trash for treasure! This time, get out! Get out! Get out! Good riddance to all that filth! Eldest Senior Brother: How did you become like this? Jiang Li: Like what? Like someone you can’t beat and can’t do anything about? Second Senior Brother: You’re downright vicious, bullying our little junior sister like this! Jiang Li: I won’t hold it against you for b 102Reads5.8Score—Shelves

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    This book, well, it's just pure, utterly melodramatic, and more melodramatic. It forces together one dramatic scene after another, and it doesn't really qualify as a cultivation novel. It's more like a melodramatic novel disguised as cultivation. There are two potential male leads, one of whom is impure when a disciple from a traditional Chinese medicine family barges in, almost strips him naked, and gropes him. When he first appeared, I thought he was paired with a male-male couple, but then you tell me he's the female lead's fiancé, the man she had a mutual affection with in the upper realm. So what's with the man accompanying her during her tribulation—this whole "two men fighting over one woman" thing? It's truly tasteless, yet a pity to throw away. I only read to the end to see just how much more melodramatic it could be.

42. 92 绝 A Love Beyond All Heartbreak 绝殇之恋 Reckless Life妄生Ancient Romance64k WordsCompleted She loved him, and he hated her. Love and hate twisted together, impossible to tell apart. At last, she leapt from the palace wall in despair. The blood covering the ground stained his eyes red, and only then did he understand that all his love and hatred had always belonged to her alone. 191Reads8.1Score—Shelves

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    Just finished reading this book. I can't be the only one suffering. She loves him, he hates her; she doesn't love him, he loves her. The female lead is very strong; she survived being left to dry in the sun at the city gate for three days. She's also incredibly skilled in medicine; she can be brought back to life even after being dead for several days.

43. 93 最 The Ultimate Counselor System: Saving Fragile College Students 最强辅导员系统，拯救脆皮大学生 Dancing Moon, Flying Snow舞月飞雪Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [Hilarious + Meme-Filled + Livestreaming + Fragile College Students + Iron-Fisted Counselors + One Heroine!] P.S. If you think this book is to your taste, please leave it a five-star review! Many thanks! Iron-fisted counselors are rare, but fragile college students keep appearing year after year! Whoever said being a college counselor was easy must be an idiot. My life as a counselor is more exciting than an agent's, with me walking the knife's edge on campus! Yang Yu, a rich second-generation h 1.1kReads8.7Score133Shelves

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    Outrageously hilarious, beyond AI's reach: 1. The first book vividly depicts the fragility (female) and pranks (male) of college students; it's less exaggerated and more realistic. 2. The second book features a teacher's elaborate umbrella-tearing antics, guaranteed to have you laughing out loud in the middle of the night. 3. The third book chronicles the bizarre patients encountered by a traditional Chinese medicine practitioner, blending reality and fiction, with a diverse range of eccentric patients. These three books are the cream of the crop in the world of absurdity, sure to find a place on any reader's bookshelf. Highly recommended! [Heart emojis]

44. 94 秀 I Turned the Whole Class of Underachievers Around, and You Call Me a Homeroom Teacher? 秀翻整个学渣班，你管这叫班主任 Pomelo to Go with Wine柚子下酒吃Urban669k WordsCompleted Reborn as the homeroom teacher of a class of good-for-nothings, Lu Ze gets the [Super Hardcore Teacher System]. Lu Ze: Nice to meet you. How about this: Class monitor, make a group chat and add everyone. Class monitor: Sure thing, Mr. Lu. The next second. Lu Ze: All right, the 25 students who’ve joined the group, hand over your phones. What kind of teacher is this? What a scam! Another time. Lu Ze: Come on, everyone, repeat after me: “Though old, I am still strong; though my hair is white, my am 4.3kReads9.5Score528Shelves
45. 95 驴 The Donkey Never Stops: My Seventh Book 驴不停蹄的第7本书 The Donkey Never Stops驴不停蹄Urban709k WordsOngoing 662Reads8.9Score—Shelves
46. 96 倾 I Crossed Time and Space to Love You 倾心穿越时空去爱你 Clear Shadow White Tea清影白茶Two Male Leads359k WordsOngoing [Two Male Leads + Secondary Couple + Sweet Romance + Heartwarming + System] Mu Sihan has secretly loved Shu Qi for a long time, but Shu Qi tragically passes away, leaving him heartbroken. System Xiao 6 tells him that Shu Qi is still alive. Even if there's only the faintest hope, he has to take the chance. Luckily, he really does find him: Shu Qi, who has lost his memory and now goes by Su Qingyu. Su Qingyu: Do we know each other? Mu Sihan (gently): Sorry, I mistook you for someone else. Su Qingy 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Sweet, Nan Nan, all kinds of CPs are here, protagonist is the seme, system is the seme, bodyguard is the seme, it's mainly a CP mashup, haha, it'll make you snort with sweetness, those who like this kind of thing can check it out. [Laughing][Laughing]

47. 97 霸 The Domineering Tomato Falls for Me 霸道番茄爱上我 The Pigeon Disappeared Again Today鸽子今天又没了Modern Romance102k WordsCompleted A warning: this story is completely unhinged, so a lot of it makes no logical sense. I came up with it on a whim, and didn't want to dampen my creative enthusiasm by writing an outline first. The plot covers a lot of ground and jumps around quickly, so I'll leave the rest to your imagination. Zhou Yanzi woke up to find herself entangled with a tomato, who claimed to be the man she loved. Zhou Yanzi: “But you're a tomato.” Tomato: “You've been thinking about me every night, so I came. Woman, why 1kReads8.2Score135Shelves

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    May everyone successfully overcome their tribulations.

48. 98 穿 After Transmigrating into a Book, I Stole My Sister-in-Law's Beloved 穿书后，我抢了嫂子心上人 Chang Hai's Most Devoted Lover长海第一深情Modern Romance251k WordsCompleted The good news: I transmigrated into a book and got bound to a System. The bad news: I became a minor villain in an angsty novel, and my System is a newbie that bursts into tears whenever I do something bad. So I have to do bad things and comfort it at the same time. I'm the novel's male lead's younger sister, and also its villain. When the male lead gets beaten up, I join a crowd of thugs and cheer them on. When the female lead is tormented, I make things worse from the sidelines. When everyone 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This is... This novel was definitely written with a toe!

49. 99 和 After Eloping with Her Childhood Friend, Her Rugged Commander Husband Went Crazy 和竹马私奔后，糙汉首长急疯了 Cen Shinian岑十年Modern Romance864k WordsCompleted [Short drama adaptation now streaming] [Period setting + military marriage + sweet, satisfying romance + married first, love later + winning back his wife!] Song Shengsheng had a nightmare and discovered that she was the cannon-fodder villainess in a period novel: the male lead’s first wife, who died young. In the book, beauty was her only asset. To escape her husband, she wrote a letter reporting that her military officer husband came from a politically suspect background. That wasn’t all. When 33.4kReads8.8Score2.9kShelves

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    Historical fiction also has its own kind of passionate winter.

50. 100 女 My Girlfriend Is 12 Years Younger, Sweet and Spicy 女友小我12岁又娇又辣 Idler from Fuyang Prefecture凤阳府闲人Urban347k WordsCompleted There's no such thing as the worst scumbag, only a worse one. What book doesn't have a few trashy men? If you want to see men at their worst and read stories about scumbags, don't miss this one. The greater the glory once enjoyed, the harder the fall. Jiang An is a rich second-generation heir. Unfortunately, just as he's reaching the golden age of enjoying life, his old man goes bankrupt. Overnight, he goes from a lofty young master to a penniless pauper. His friends and beautiful women all aban 11Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The male protagonist in this book is outrageous enough, but perhaps the female protagonist is even more outrageous.

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