The More Absurd the Melodrama, the Better: The Kind of Plot That Would Take a Decade-Long Brain Clot to Come Up With 狗血怎么离谱怎么来，没十年脑血栓写不出来的那种

1. 301 九 What Am I Across the Nine Realms and Six Provinces? 九界六州吾为何？ Far Right极右Modern Romance50k WordsCompleted Short stories that can be silly, sweet and fluffy, or heartbreaking: “The Rich Woman's Murder,” “The Audio Company,” “The Drowned Ghost,” “The Cannibals,” “The Little Ghost,” “Who Am I?” and “The Eunuch and the Eunuch.” I have no idea what this even is. —Reads—Score—Shelves
2. 302 综 A Beauty with Flaws: A Multiverse of TV Dramas 综影视之美人有瑕 Far Right极右Ancient Romance241k WordsCompleted Would you believe me if I said I accidentally clicked “End” on this story, not because nobody was reading it or because I couldn't keep writing, and then killed it off? "My Journey to You": Shang, Jue, Zhi, and Yu all have babies. "Mysterious Lotus Casebook": Di Feisheng, the battle maniac, falls for a sword spirit; Li Lianhua falls for someone who transmigrated into a book; Jiao Liqiao is reborn and forces Di Feisheng into a relationship. "The Knockout": Bad people get what they deserve. I just 228Reads—Score—Shelves
3. 303 一 The Price of a Mole 一颗痣的代价 Far Right极右Modern Romance20k WordsCompleted My new work is here! Come read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you'll enjoy it. Your support inspires me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! —Reads—Score—Shelves
4. 304 综 Film and TV Crossover: Ruyi's Royal Love in the Palace 综影视之如懿传 Far Right极右Female-Channel Fanfiction39k WordsCompleted 1. Empress Fucha, 2. Noble Consort Hui Gao, 3. Empress Ula-Nara. I originally planned to write around 300,000 words, but I really can't keep going. Time to wrap it up with a celebratory flower toss. 7Reads—Score—Shelves
5. 305 网 My Online Date Vanished, and My Boss Took a Cockroach to a Meeting 网恋对象消失了，老板转头带蟑螂去开会 Tangerine Sand桔沙9k WordsCompleted My online dating partner vanished, and my boss turned around and brought a cockroach to a meeting 8Reads—Score—Shelves

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   The plot is melodramatic. Early on, the female lead's online boyfriend dies while she's trying to pay her rent. She then transmigrates into the body of a cockroach and discovers her online boyfriend is actually her boss. He took her to a meeting but refused to compensate her. She also discovers the relationship between her work partner and her boss.

6. 306 搞 Comedy: This Son-in-Law Is No Ordinary Man 搞笑：这个女婿不简单 Confused Youth迷茫的青春Urban209k WordsCompleted Announcing the ending in advance, so friends who don't have time to read can still learn how exciting it is! This is the real deal, so don't miss it! Background: The Sun Nation launched a massive invasion of Daxia. King Xiao of the Northern Frontier led a million troops into battle, routing the wicked invaders and wiping out their entire army! General Yang Que was gravely wounded protecting his lord. Before he died, he wrote a marriage contract between Lin Xiao and his eldest granddaughter... 292Reads—Score—Shelves

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   A silent smile! [Facepalm]

7. 307 离 After the Divorce, Mr. Fu Goes Crazy Chasing His Wife 离婚后，傅总追妻又作死了 Niu Kulü Rabbit钮枯禄兔子Modern Romance112k WordsCompleted Two years after their divorce, her ex-husband suddenly barges into the new home she shares with her fiancé. Despite her desperate pleas, he doesn’t pull back his roving hand. Instead, a wicked smile tugs at his lips. If he knew that on the night before their engagement, the woman he called his fiancée was at home playing the kind of games reserved for married couples with another man... Tell me, would he still marry you? Just then, her fiancé arrives at their new home to look for her. With her e 3Reads—Score—Shelves

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   It's really melodramatic, you can check it out.

8. 308 我 My Life Matters Too! 我的命也是命啊 Bright Moon Coral明月珊瑚Modern Romance135k WordsCompleted [Everyone, whatever you do, don't read this, because you might end up wasting your time. Don't read it, don't read it, don't read it, don't read it, don't read it, don't read it.] 5Reads—Score—Shelves

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   The content series can be guessed from the name.

9. 309 玄 Xuanhuan: Burning Bright to Slay the Gods, Starting with Sacrificing Pain 玄幻：火旺斩神！从献祭痛苦开始 Little Bear Felt the Spring Breeze Again Last Night小熊昨夜又春风Eastern Fantasy588k WordsCompleted A mad genius slaughters his way through the Three Realms! The more it hurts, the more berserk his combat power becomes! [Madness from the start] He is Patient 07 at a psychiatric hospital, and also the “mad dog” outer disciple of the Cangyang Sect in another world! When the red fog infects Earth, he tears through space and time amid the smell of disinfectant and rust. With his left hand, he subdues Elder Deadwood and makes him bark like a dog; with his right, he snuffs out the Purple Moon Phoeni 208Reads8.7Score—Shelves

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   Haha [Please follow][Bump][Watching the drama]

10. 310 我 I Am Meiyangyang, Empress of the Sheep Village 我羊村女帝美羊羊 De, Who Loves Snacks爱吃零食的得Anime Fanfiction25k WordsCompleted Long ago, there was a sheep village and an ordinary sheep. Yet through sheer obsession, she became an Empress, not to attain immortality. She only wanted to wait for you to return to this mortal world. Xi Yangyang! My man died fighting in the endless abyss. Lan Yangyang! My enemy, who killed Xi Yangyang in the endless abyss. I roasted him whole as a quasi-Immortal Emperor. I, Mei Yangyang, in the name of the Empress, seek not immortality, but only to meet you again in this mortal world. Xi Yangy 12Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Come on, create whatever you want! I even wrote a crazy book myself. If I can create one, great!

11. 311 是 I Am the Magical Girl! 是我魔法少女哒 Abnormal Wastrel反常废人Urban186k WordsCompleted [The story starts slowly, but will expand its scope later.] Bai Xingchen, who spent every day eating and waiting to die, suddenly transformed during a crisis into a pink-haired, twin-tailed magical girl who could wield light and crystal magic. She was even given a pink dog-donkey familiar with a head that didn't quite work right. To grow strong enough to fight all kinds of reincarnated beasts, Magical Girl Pink, who could grow stronger through the adoration of others, decided to become an idol a 21Reads—Score—Shelves
12. 312 重 Reborn to Share a Body with Kunkun, I Become the Universe's Top-Tier Star 重生与坤坤共享身体，宇宙顶流 Moon of the Pavilion亭之月Urban324k WordsOngoing I woke up one day and somehow became Kun Kun?! Good heavens, what are you doing? Haha, ow! They called me a Little Blackie, but now I’ve become their idol? Am I supposed to show off my manly side? What? I have to share a body with Kun Kun? Donning gold to become a king, sailing far with Kun Kun. This is the faith of the true Kun fan. We all have the right to pursue our idols, and we should each be able to do it in our own way. Surrounded on all sides by Little Blackies, let’s see how I infiltrat 8Reads—Score—Shelves
13. 313 蔡 The Strange Happenings of Caixu Village 蔡徐村诡事 Cola可樂Mystery211k WordsOngoing In the old days, rural people were also a vulnerable group, suffering abuse at the hands of landlords and rich men. So some villagers kept “chicken ghosts” to protect themselves and their families from further mistreatment... Today's story takes place deep in the mountains, in a quiet village called Caixu. 16Reads—Score—Shelves
14. 314 不 You Said You Loved Me 不是说爱我 Celery Burger Who Hates Cilantro不爱吃香菜的芹菜汉堡7k WordsCompleted Didn't You Say You Loved Me? —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This melodramatic story is a bit abstract.

15. 315 黄 Huang Yan’s Marriage 黄岩的婚事 Zhou Jineneng周技能Urban203k WordsCompleted [Pressure to Marry - Romance - Family - Tragic Ending - Love - Marriage - Generation Gap - Wife] When I realized how many people believed that getting married and having children was an obligation, love suddenly seemed so insignificant. Huang Yan, the protagonist, lived in just such an environment. He fell in love with Shi Nan, but her poor background and the fact that she could not have children displeased both their families. Raised under the influence of his family, he had no room to resist, 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Thinking about this woman who might spend her life with me, what reason do I have not to take the initiative?

16. 316 玛 Mary Sue: The Royal Academy’s Favorite 玛丽苏：我在皇族学校当团宠 Soft Snowy Day绵绵雪日Modern Romance57k WordsOngoing [Mary Sue + Stunning Heroine + Everyone's Darling + A Little Bit of Over-the-Top Drama] Qianqiu Shangxue is the only person in the world with a rainbow complexion, a being kissed by God. When she smiles, all creation glows. When she cries, her tears turn into priceless pearls, and even the heavens take pity on her, sending down a breathtaking rain of lily petals. Her palm-sized, pointed chin can effortlessly pierce the male lead's heart, letting her feel the warmth of her beloved's heart's blood 3Reads—Score—Shelves
17. 317 中 The Chinese Academy of Sciences Came to the Entertainment Industry to Poach Someone! The Haters Were Stunned 中科院来娱乐圈捞人！黑粉全蒙了 Old Popsicle老雪糕Urban1.0M WordsCompleted “Thanks to [If You're This Capable, Why Not Join the Chinese Academy of Sciences?] for sending a hundred Carnival gifts. Boss, you're invulnerable to bullets and blades.” After turning down yet another visit from the Chinese Academy of Sciences, Gu Ran turned around and explained the three ways to achieve controlled nuclear fusion to his fans. Other streamers' fans have an average education level of middle school. Gu Ran's fans average a PhD. 115.8kReads9.1Score17.3kShelves

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    📖🍡🍢 "Thank you so much for being so capable, why didn't you come to the Chinese Academy of Sciences for the 100 carnivals? Thank you, boss, you're invincible!" (This is a quote from someone who spent their entire life doing scientific research in their past life.)

18. 318 谁 Who Told You to Write Such a Tragic Ending! 谁让你这么写遗憾的！ Wangzai Chubby Steamed Bun旺仔胖馒头Historical325k WordsOngoing Shen Lei transmigrates to a parallel world and happens to be competing in a global screenwriting contest! He discovers that the film and television industry here is underdeveloped, and that none of the masterpieces from his previous life have ever been made! Shen Lei decides to give the people of this parallel world a literary shock! In the quarterfinals, the assigned theme is “Regret.” While everyone else is writing heart-wrenching love stories, Shen Lei thinks of a group of old friends. 116Reads5.4Score235Shelves
19. 319 当 After I Ate Tang Sanzang 当我吃了唐僧肉 Chestnut yaya栗子yayaFemale-Channel Fanfiction143k WordsOngoing Comedy + suspense + battle of wits + fantasy + plot twists + heartbreaking angst A novice writer’s debut novel! Give it a click, and you might be in for a surprise! Follow me so you don’t lose your way! If you enjoy it, I recommend adding it to your favorites! If you don’t, feel free to leave your valuable suggestions. —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    It's incredibly addictive! Listen to me, everyone, don't click on it. Once you do, you won't be able to stop! 😔

20. 320 五 The Five-Yuan Bet 五元赌约 Shadow-Walking Chivalrous Hero影行侠义6k WordsCompleted The Five-Yuan Bet —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    It has to be this one, everyone's a villain.

21. 321 断 Broken Wings 断翅 Summer Cicada Song夏日鸣婵Modern Romance273k WordsOngoing [Not many readers have found this yet, so the rating has only just opened] [Soapy drama * revenge * plenty of villains * mild coercion] One night of chaos and cruelty cost her everything, plunging her into a dark, desperate hell. Betrayal, humiliation, ridicule, face after face filled with malice... Li Ying will let none of them get away with it. - There were two times when Li Ying came closest to happiness. The first was eight years ago. She had Wu Linze, her best friend, and the long-missed wa 156Reads8.1Score113Shelves

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    🍆🍆🍆Li Ying had two moments closest to happiness. Once was eight years ago, when she had Wu Linze, her best friend, and the long-lost warmth of her mother. But after everything was revealed, the truth was nauseating, leaving her only a scar on her forehead and a heart soaked in guilt. The other time was eight years later, when she had completed her studies and was about to embark on a new life, only to be dragged into an endless abyss on the eve of her departure. Under the lamplight, Wu Linze's smile was contemptuous, his low voice like the ambiguous whispers between lovers, yet it plunged her into an icy abyss—"Li Ying, you can only be by my side."🍇🍇

22. 322 农 Lysenko the Peasant 农民李森科 Ji Liu Ji Gou Shen姬刘姫苟慎Urban248k WordsCompleted [Quick Transmigration + Dark Absurdism + Deconstructing the Original] Lysenko had an older brother named Lysenko Forest, but sadly, he died when Lysenko was young. That left Lysenko to shoulder the burden of supporting the family. At last, by middle age, Lysenko had taken good care of his whole family. He had a wife and children waiting for him at home, and more than a hundred acres of family farmland. Thanks to modern industry, he even had some free time to act in a play: the famous stage produ 11Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I had a PTSD attack while writing this book.

23. 323 教 The Godfather CEO's Dark Romance 教父总裁的暗夜情迷 Pale Rice White米白浅浅Modern Romance699k WordsCompleted Five years ago, she lay beneath him in a night of passion and wild abandon. After he had taken her by force, a single check sent her plummeting into an abyss of bone-deep cold. Five years later, she suddenly appeared with their four-year-old son, ruining his wedding and leaving the woman he loved in a car accident that crippled her. He cruelly imprisoned her in a gilded cage, humiliating and possessing her night after night. Yet with every savage act of possession in the dark, he lost a little m 64Reads—Score—Shelves

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    [Shy][shy]

24. 324 怀 After I Got Pregnant, My Mother-in-Law Said My Husband Was Infertile 怀孕后，婆婆说老公有无精症 Three Teeth Who Loves Vegetables吃菜的三颗牙Marriage & Romance7k WordsCompleted After I got pregnant, my mother-in-law said my husband was infertile. —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    First: It's incredibly melodramatic, so I won't spoil it. Second: The title alone is explosive; it involves one's family of origin.

25. 325 中 After the High School Entrance Exam, Mom Took My Sister to Get Plastic Surgery 中考后，妈妈带妹妹去整形 Three Teeth Who Loves Vegetables吃菜的三颗牙9k WordsCompleted After the high school entrance exams, Mom takes my younger sister to get plastic surgery. 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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