The More Absurd the Melodrama, the Better: The Kind of Plot That Would Take a Decade-Long Brain Clot to Come Up With 狗血怎么离谱怎么来，没十年脑血栓写不出来的那种

1. 1 我 I’d Give You Everything but My Life 我的命，都不给你 Twelve Blossoms花花十二朵Modern Romance104k WordsCompleted The author got rained on, tore up the umbrella, and still kicked everyone into a filthy ditch. This story features all kinds of medical miracles. The male lead is lovesick and possessive, the female lead is hard to describe, and the supporting men and women are all outstanding. If you don't think the author's writing is exciting enough, head to the comments section! Surely something there will strike a chord. But enough of that. Here's the not-so-serious synopsis: Ji Mingshuo loved Xu Lingling w 724Reads8.8Score103Shelves

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   I've developed blood clots from writing this book.

2. 2 创 Strike Against Mary Sue 创击玛丽苏 Runaway Man-Eating Flower在逃食人花Modern Romance23k WordsCompleted [Mary Sue + secret identity + melodrama] Liu Li, the world’s number-one princess, whose full name is Liu Li. Bingjing. Dieying. Feiwu. Ruoli’er. Xue. Luoying. Qiangwei Meigui Lei. Zidian. Shangxue, falls in love with Lei Ting, the world’s number-one prince, whose full name is Lei Ting. Gaba. Ye Ao Nai Wo He. Wudi. Kuang Zhua Ku Xuan. Baolong Zhanshi. Pili. She is obsessed with his breakdancing, bewitched by his arrogant, wicked charm, and even jumps off a building, donates her brain, and has hem 482Reads8.8Score105Shelves

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   These three books will make you laugh like a madman in the middle of the night [smirk]. Actually, I think the author of the third book has a pretty good writing style; if you don't believe me, look at his poems.

3. 3 我 My Life Is Yours, All of It 我的命，全都给你 Zhi Ao Zhao枝凹昭Modern Romance32k WordsCompleted [Heartbreaking Romance + No Logic + Unhinged Fiction + Whatever Comes to Mind + Urban Cultivation + Face-Slapping + Pouring Out One's Heart] (This is entirely fictional. Please do not relate it to real life.) She lost both her parents and relied on financial aid to finish school. Independent yet sensitive and fragile! He came from a powerful family, counted money until his hands cramped every day, and was charming and handsome, yet cold and ruthless! * One thought they didn't matter to the other 1.1kReads8.3Score137Shelves
4. 4 赘 The Legend of the Son-in-Law: Peppa Pig Battles Nezha, the Third Prince 赘婿传说小猪佩奇大战哪吒三太子 En Zuo Fa La Li恩佐法拉利Anime Fanfiction614k WordsCompleted The Legend of the Live-In Son-in-Law: Peppa Pig Battles Nezha, the Third Prince! After reading this novel, the Milky Way's famous five-star reviewer, MacArthur, praised it as “the first philosophy lesson every adult should read!” Warning: This is a serious work of social satire, not a children's story. Please read with caution and a critical eye. This work is not for young readers! Younger readers must be supervised by someone with at least an undergraduate degree in philosophy!!! For a mysterio 64Reads8.1Score—Shelves
5. 5 我 I Once Promised You a Golden Age of Joy 我曾许你盛世欢颜 Flirtatious Little Bottle风流小瓶子Modern Romance44k WordsCompleted Ye Chen waits for his Mrs. Ye, from the days when youth was like a dream until her hair turns white as snow. But he will never know that his Mrs. Ye was buried long ago in that rotten, muddy grave... 1.7kReads6.6Score267Shelves

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   This book is so melodramatic, I don't even know how to describe it... I can only say that the rating is seriously inconsistent with the content [awkward laugh].

6. 6 白 The Daily Life of a White-Haired Girl 白毛女孩日常 The Ghost Is Here幽灵来了Urban365k WordsCompleted [All-Conquering] + [Daily Life] + [Explosive] A villain transmigrates into Su Jinyou, the protagonist’s younger sister. The villain from his previous life has actually transmigrated into the protagonist’s white-haired little sister. Oh… So Su Jinyou isn’t Su Jinzhe’s biological sister. She’s actually going to be his future wife. But one of them is withdrawn, and the other is insecure. In the end, they never get together. Su Jinzhe marries the heroine, while Su Jinyou dies of depression… Tha 150Reads6.9Score—Shelves

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   This book is truly amazing!

7. 7 快 Quick Transmigration: The Supporting Female Lead Wins by Having Babies 快穿：女配靠生子躺赢 Mu Yu牧语Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Quick Transmigration + More Children, More Blessings System + A Slightly Scheming Heroine, But Not Too Much + No Fixed Couple] Chen Qingli, from an ordinary family, unexpectedly gets bound to the More Children, More Blessings System. As long as she bears an heir for a male lead who has trouble having children, she can gain eternal life and endless wealth. At first, Chen Qingli refuses. She’s terrified of pain, after all. She’d rather die! System: Painless childbirth is yours for the taking! Rea 8.8kReads8.1Score530Shelves

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   These descriptions alone are explosive! The first book, the first world, features a middle-aged, childless emperor versus a delicate wet nurse. When the heroine breastfeeds the princess, the emperor smells the milk and becomes completely obsessed, unable to forget her. The second book features an innocent wet nurse's extreme seduction; a seemingly refined but actually wicked young master takes the bait. The wet nurse is unwell, and the young master tricks her into helping her, and after a series of actions, he ends up completely satisfied...

8. 8 快 Quick Transmigration: Spoiled by Everyone, She Has One Blessed Pregnancy After Another 快穿：被娇宠后她好孕连连 Pure-Hearted Puppy 9527纯情小狗9527Ancient Romance339k WordsCompleted [Peerless Beauty + Multi-Child System + Sweet Romance + Irresistible Charm + Melodrama + No Fixed Couple + Satisfying Story + Green-Flag Men + Yandere] After binding herself to a childbearing System, the jade-rabbit spirit Ning Guanguan travels between various small worlds, helping destined ones who struggle to have children start families. World 1: [Delicate, Soft Beauty Singer vs. Strong, Abstinent General] The young general was handsome and exceptional, and countless noblewomen in the city se 19.2kReads9.2Score1.4kShelves
9. 9 天 A Stunning Beauty Falls from the Sky: Her Fertility Is Off the Charts 天降尤物：她好孕爆棚了 He Chichi何迟迟Ancient Romance719k WordsCompleted [Quick Transmigration + Childbearing + Sweet Romance + Stunning Beauty + Mutual Devotion + Wish-Fulfillment Story] A Lingzhi spirit who was “killed” by a bolt of heavenly lightning accidentally bonded with a childbearing System. If she could bear children for “chosen ones” who struggled to have offspring, she could repair her immortal roots and ascend to the Immortal Realm. The little Lingzhi spirit readily agreed. Lingzhi were especially good at having babies, after all. They naturally produced 4.2kReads9.0Score343Shelves
10. 10 假 After Faking Her Death, the CEO Went Mad with a Bloodstained Pregnancy Test in Hand 假死后，霸总拿着带血孕检单疯了 Nan Wanwan南绾绾Modern Romance998k WordsCompleted [Both leads are devoted to each other] [She flees while pregnant] [Marriage Before Love] The day Lin Zhiyu discovered she was pregnant with twins, before she had a chance to tell Duan Dushen, the woman he had always loved returned. He asked her for a divorce. “What if I said I didn’t want one?” “You know I won’t let her suffer for anyone ever again.” Lin Zhiyu had no answer. She could only hide the pregnancy notice behind her back and let him go. Three years later, they unexpectedly crossed path 2.4kReads8.9Score457Shelves

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    This collection has all the clichéd plot points, making it so addictive! 😆 The white moonlight returns home, divorce, hidden pregnancy, running away with the baby, twins, fake death, one twin living with the father and the other with the mother. Amnesia, finding the father again for the sake of the sick child… Basically, all the clichéd plot points you could want are here.

11. 11 四 At Forty, I Was Swept Off My Feet by a Powerful Man 四十岁，竟被大佬强取豪夺了 Xu Qingbo许清波Modern Romance407k WordsCompleted Xu Juan was just an ordinary middle-aged woman, gentle and quiet, never seeking conflict. But her life changed when she turned forty. Her husband cheated, and their marriage fell apart. Where would life take her now? 3.1kReads8.6Score217Shelves

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    ① The female lead is forty years old and has a nineteen-year-old son. Her son's classmate, Jiang Huai, falls in love with her at first sight. Jiang Huai's father, his uncle, and his uncle's nephew also like her. In my mind, Jiang Huai is the rightful wife.

12. 12 不 I Accidentally Married My Best Friend’s Son 不小心嫁了闺蜜的儿子 Tang Sheng糖笙Modern Romance393k WordsCompleted [Age gap + fated love + older woman and younger man + TV-drama-style plot] Cancer-stricken cleaning lady vs. rebellious young heir to a financial empire After her husband betrayed her and her adopted son pulled out her oxygen tube, Cui Huizhu returned to the early stages of her cancer, three years earlier. She vowed to stop worrying herself sick. Influenced by her best friend Chen Shujie, a cast-off wife from a wealthy family, she decided to enjoy the rest of her life and shine on her own, post 113Reads6.6Score—Shelves
13. 13 白 Ode to White Hair 白头赋 Little Paper Boat纸船儿Ancient Romance41k WordsCompleted In a daze, she seemed to see that young man again, standing in the spring sunshine as he asked her: “Do you have feelings for me?” 125Reads5.4Score—Shelves

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    I'll give you all the most addictive books on my shelf 😅 If you ask me which one is the most addictive, I'll just say two words: *The White Snake*. After reading it, you can cultivate immortality 😅❤️ The rest are up to you.

14. 14 死 I’d Rather Die Than Give You Up 死都不给你 Moon in the Courtyard庭中月Modern Romance36k WordsCompleted Xia Qianchu and Xu Yuyan were in love for five years. After enduring one hardship after another, Xia Qianchu eventually died of esophageal cancer, but she didn't truly die. She became a dog and stayed by Xu Yuyan's side. 399Reads8.2Score100Shelves
15. 15 假 If I Had Never Loved You 假如不曾爱过你 Three Pine Nuts三只松子Modern Romance49k WordsCompleted Under the weight of all the abuse, Jian Xin has spent the past six months living like a slut. 494Reads8.5Score103Shelves
16. 16 唯 The One and Only Pure White Jasmine 唯一纯白地茉莉花 Three Pine Nuts三只松子Modern Romance45k WordsCompleted Kui Xiaoka was proud and unyielding, yet she fell into his trap... But she didn't even have the right to cry out in pain. A jasmine in full bloom, pure white as it opens and tragic as it withers. 100Reads8.1Score—Shelves
17. 17 世 No One in the World Is Like Her Anymore 世上无人再像她 Fo Jiu佛九Modern Romance40k WordsCompleted Shen Ange knew that love could leave you battered to the bone, but without love she would become a walking corpse. Stubbornly, she believed that life was long enough for her to wait until he came back to her. In the end, though, she could no longer hold on... 1.6kReads8.1Score161Shelves
18. 18 女 Matriarchy: The Captive Beauty Held by the Enemy Empress 女尊：被敌国女帝俘虏的高岭之花 Yue Lin Yimo岳林一墨Historical189k WordsCompleted [Multiple female leads + the trials of a cool, refined young master + a happy ending for all] After her country falls and her family is destroyed, Yue Yushan hesitates for a moment instead of taking her own life before the enemy empress steps into her home. As a result, she falls into enemy hands. 6.4kReads8.2Score347Shelves

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    So melodramatic!!!

19. 19 宠 Doting on My Darling 宠娇儿 The King and Me王与我Ancient Romance20k WordsCompleted [Historical romance + mythology + sweet, delicate heroine + a boyfriend who chews things over] Jin Fugui, a wealthy merchant in Hongyang City, has never wanted for money, but he has no children. Ever since he met Li Jiao'er, she has become the sole object of his affection, and Jin Fugui's hopes of having an heir have gradually begun to change... Note: The heroine is a pampered little darling, a fussy sweetheart who is very, very spoiled. The hero is an ancient-world domineering CEO who dotes on 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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    An extremely explosive story about a doting wife, full of melodrama and absurdity, with a touch of mythology.

20. 20 不 As Expected of Me, Gu Yongbingdie, the Magical Princess 不愧是我，魔法公主顾雍冰蝶 Little Lanlan小兰兰儿Modern Romance215k WordsCompleted She is the future heir to the world’s number-one conglomerate and a magical princess who wields a spellbook. Everyone loves her, every flower loves her, every blade of grass loves her! Birds sing for her, and even tigers and lions give up killing for her! Gu Yong Bingdie often asks the sky, the earth, and herself: Who am I, really? Why am I so irresistibly beautiful? But all three keep silent, unable to answer her questions. Then one day, a man descended like a god, slowly approaching from among 479Reads8.1Score100Shelves

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    All the ones I'd read were gone. There was even a fourth one. I was watching a short video app and thought it was pretty good, but when I finally found the book, it was a sea of ​​titles. I accidentally clicked on the author of the second book, and Frog Fun was stunned – over two hundred books! Then I looked at the comments. How did he manage to write so many books, each two million words long, with some truly outrageous ones?

21. 21 综 Wuxia Crossover: I Just Became a Land Immortal, and Now I've Been Exposed 综武：刚证陆地神仙，就被曝光了 Chen A Chen沉啊沉Eastern Fantasy1.1M WordsCompleted The Jiuzhou Continent is divided among countless kingdoms. Ying Yun transmigrates to the Great Qin Empire and becomes the First Emperor’s ninth son, gaining a Slacker System that rewards him continuously as long as he keeps lazing around. And so, Ying Yun starts slacking off, quietly checking in each day. Not only does he earn countless rewards, he also breaks through to become the only Earthly Immortal in all of Jiuzhou! … One day, a golden list descends from the heavens, ranking the mightiest 5.9kReads5.1Score357Shelves
22. 22 废 The Good-for-Nothing Legitimate Daughter Turns the Tables 废柴嫡女要翻天 This Wood Makes Firewood此木为柴Ancient Romance4.9M WordsCompleted 4kReads9.1Score615Shelves
23. 23 空 With a Space in Hand, I Picked Up a Prince to Help Me Farm 空间在手：捡个王爷来种田 Lingchen凌晨Ancient Romance4.3M WordsOngoing Song Chen, head of a renowned family of traditional physicians in her own time, opened her eyes to find herself in the body of a foolish farm girl! She had nothing and was buried in debt? Song Chen knew not to panic when trouble struck. First, she’d take a trip into the mountains. With an unbelievably powerful golden finger at her disposal, her life soon went into overdrive as she raced down the road to riches. One top-grade nuisance after another? Fine, let’s fight. She’d have a grand old time 708Reads9.0Score145Shelves
24. 24 重 Reborn as a Spicy Little Pepper in the Nineties 重生九零小辣椒 lingyungzsModern Romance4.6M WordsCompleted In her past life, Lin Min was forced by her adoptive parents to marry in her younger sister's place. Unwilling to marry a disabled man, she asked her childhood sweetheart to help her elope, only to be betrayed and plunged into an even greater crisis! When she opened her eyes again, she had been reborn on the second day of her wedding. This time, she didn't run away. With her peerless medical skills, she cured the leg condition of the man who, in her previous life, never blamed her for abandoning 192Reads9.0Score102Shelves
25. 25 霸 The Overbearing CEO Falls in Love with Me 霸道总裁爱上我 Qiao Ran乔然Modern Romance988k WordsCompleted To save her mother, she has no choice but to make an exorbitantly priced deal with a mysterious man. Five years later, she returns as a newcomer to the entertainment industry, only for him to trap her in his car and warn her to stay away from his son. If she takes one step closer, he’ll make sure not a blade of grass grows on her grave! She tries to avoid him, but keeps running into him again and again. Later, he pins her in his arms and demands coldly, “Once was an accident, twice was a coincid 464Reads8.7Score108Shelves
26. 26 我 Me: The Richest Man's Dad, Caught Cheating by the Whole Internet? 我：首富他爹，被全网捉奸？ White Little White Cloud白小白云Urban616k WordsOngoing After returning from another world, he finds that his son has become the richest man in the country and his grandson is a city-dwelling Dragon King. Great, now he can retire in peace. But somehow, he’s become the “homewrecker” everyone online despises. So much for ending his life with his reputation intact. 194Reads7.7Score156Shelves

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    The beginning is melodramatic, and the whole thing is melodramatic.

27. 27 厉 President Li, Your Wife Doesn’t Deserve to Die 厉总，夫人她罪不至死 The Music Never Ceases笙笙不息Modern Romance3.4M WordsCompleted Shen Zhichu had given him her whole heart for sixteen years, only to be told to leave with nothing, just so he could make room for the woman he had always loved. Li Jingshen thought he would be happy once that woman was gone, until he received her diagnosis... He rushed over in a panic, only to find her holding someone else’s hand. “Why didn’t you tell me you had stomach cancer?” “Weren’t you hoping I’d die sooner?” Shen Zhichu laughed scornfully. “Li Jingshen, I don’t want to spend the last of 8.9kReads8.7Score1.8kShelves

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    This is definitely a classic example of melodramatic, old-fashioned novels.

28. 28 重 Reborn: I Made My Mother-in-Law Give Birth to 30 Sons 重生之我让婆婆生了30个儿子 Look Ahead qian向qian看Modern Romance390k WordsCompleted What kind of miserable fate is this? Her mother died when she was seven. Less than three months later, her father rushed to marry another woman, who gave birth to four children in the space of seven years. Once her stepmother had children of her own, she couldn’t stand Zhu Yao and spent every day joining forces with her four kids to bully and exploit her. Zhu Yao did all the housework, yet there was never enough food to eat. Her father, Zhu Dachang, was a spineless coward who knew his eldest dau 224Reads6.7Score—Shelves

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    The former mother-in-law, who favored sons over daughters, gave birth to 30 sons at once.

29. 29 贪 Enchanted by Your Glorious Summer 贪恋你的盛夏 Big Meat Bun大肉包子啊Modern Romance313k WordsCompleted The physical edition of Longing for Your Summer is now available. A short drama and animated series are also streaming. [Flirtatious, devilishly handsome rich boy vs. sweet, insecure good girl] [College campus + secret crush comes true + both untouched + sweet romance] The most outrageous thing Sang Li ever did was approach the new transfer student in her senior year of high school. The boy was strikingly handsome and unbearably arrogant, with a faint air of aloofness in his eyes. Sang Li though 56.2kReads9.1Score7.5kShelves

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    For those who love melodramatic and angsty stories, here's a highly-rated novel. The first one is about a male lead who's like a thug, and the second female lead is equally eccentric. The female lead is very insecure. In short, it's a very frustrating read. If you're a fan of female lead stories, don't read it. As for those highly-rated sweet novels, I don't understand where they find the sweetness. Some say the male lead is a "guided" lover, but you'll understand once you read it. Especially the scene where the coffee is spilled—the male lead makes the second female lead spill it on the female lead, and she actually agrees. Although he blocks it later, I ask you! What's the point? Is he just showing off? There's also the part about feeding each other hand-pulled pancakes, you can check it out as a joke if you're interested. I laughed so hard I was annoyed by the second book. Although, I still quite like the male and female leads and their best friend's couples. I just don't understand why they had to make the other couples so melodramatic when it was supposed to be a sweet story. It's a novel, why can't everyone just be sweet? But even if both die, it's still a happy ending, right? After all, the author can't rewrite it like this. The initial character setting was ridiculous, I feel so sorry for that child... Sigh. And then there's Su and Gu, they really made me furious. Their mouths are like they're glued on, they just cry without saying anything. Even if you have your reasons, just say it! I'm speechless! Who else is more miserable than you? They're the most inexplicable couple. It seems like the purpose was to cut through the sweetness of the main couple, but they had to come up with this kind of plot. In short, if you just want a sweet story, just focus on the male and female leads and their best friend's couples and skip Cheng Yanran and Gu You Ning's couples. ( ･_･)

30. 30 闺 After My Best Friend Hooks Up with My Boss, I’m the One Who Comes Out on Top 闺蜜拿下我老板后，我赢麻了 Xia Zhi夏止Modern Romance582k WordsCompleted [Best friend and her husband + lie flat + sweet romance] Qiao Yu found a job, but her boss was impossible to deal with, so she got her best friend to pursue him. Thanks to her best friend's persistent efforts, she succeeded, and Qiao Yu got to lie flat. In her best friend's husband's office, she could drink all the milk tea she wanted, play on her phone, and even boss him around now and then. Before the domineering CEO started dating her best friend: “Qiao Yu, make me another coffee!” After he s 16.1kReads9.2Score2.2kShelves
31. 31 穿 Beast World Transmigration: Bound to a Childbearing System 穿越兽世：绑定生子系统 Yun Yun Yi Yun云云亦芸Ancient Romance869k WordsCompleted [A heroine who has children + No fixed male lead] After starving to death following five years of survival in the apocalypse, Bai Yingying transmigrates to a beastfolk continent where females are scarce. But she becomes a physically frail female rabbit beastfolk with low fertility, blamed for the deaths of her entire family. On the day of her coming-of-age ceremony, she’s about to be sent to the female den and turned into a tool for the tribe’s males to vent their desires. To survive, she can on 12.4kReads9.2Score1.4kShelves

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    The female lead gave birth to over two hundred babies; her belly never stopped; she gave birth during the day and got pregnant again at night—it's absolutely incredible! 💥💥😅

32. 32 疯 Let's All Go Crazy! 疯点疯点大家都疯点！ Handsome Summer Blossoms帅夏花Modern Romance22k WordsCompleted One-sentence summary: A brainless story. What to know before reading: Leave your brain at the door. Synopsis: For the sake of the woman he loves, he is determined to divorce her. She refuses to the bitter end, until she learns why the flowers are so red. “Honey, I was wrong. I shouldn’t have refused to divorce you.” “Honey, I’m sorry. I can’t make you happy anymore.” “Honey, I’m feeling emo!” The cuckolded husband quietly raises his hand. “So, can I sleep in the middle?” Content warning: If 4Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Let's all go crazy!!!

33. 33 大 A Plain Woman Past Her Prime Marries into a Wealthy Family, All Thanks to the Male Lead’s Wild Imagination 大龄普女嫁豪门，全靠男主会脑补 Xu Qingbo许清波Modern Romance401k WordsCompleted Zheng Chuntian was forty years old and worked as a servant for the Mu family. Zheng Chuntian was plain-looking and honest, and had earned Madam Mu’s trust. She had worked for the Mu family for nearly twenty years. One day, the young master brought home a girl. Only then did Zheng Chuntian realize she was just a passerby in a melodramatic novel, while Mu Chengzhou was the male lead. To keep her job, she made a small change to the plot. As a result, her life changed beyond recognition. 2.6kReads8.5Score172Shelves

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    If this isn't ridiculously melodramatic, you can beat me up. [Facepalm][Facepalm]

34. 34 勾 A Hook of Hatred 勾恨 Hua Xi A Zhizi花袭阿枝子Modern Romance29k WordsCompleted [A nitpicking novel + no logic + urban tragic romance + crazy face-slapping + play the pig to eat the tiger + scheming twists + quick transmigration and reborn + metaverse] He is a poor boy from a fractured family! She is a rich heiress who controls the lifeblood of the global economy! He enters her city, and wins his way into her heart! A devoted yet ruthless first love, a lover driven mad by passion, a rival in love whose feelings run deep, sharp-tongued relatives, family members at each other 15Reads8.2Score—Shelves

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    I don't know what mental state the author was in when they wrote this, but it would be absolutely explosive even on a Tomato magazine, hahaha! Highly recommended!

35. 35 魔 Demon Lord, Be Gentle, the Cannon-Fodder Male Supporting Character Is Crying Again 魔尊大人轻点哄，炮灰男配又哭了 Potatoes Love Ketchup土豆爱吃番茄酱Two Male Leads307k WordsCompleted [Goofy, Theatrical Left Guardian Shou]✘ [Unhinged, Obsessive Villainous Demon Lord Gong] Jiang Qiu brought this on himself when he transmigrated into the role of a tragic beauty and powerful left guardian who'd cuckolded his boss. To stay alive, he had no choice but to follow the example of some viral short-video creator and cleverly confess his love to the Demon Lord. He assumed the Demon Lord wouldn't be interested in him at all. So Jiang Qiu happily continued helping the Demon Lord restore hi 345Reads8.6Score100Shelves

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    This is so good! [Drooling emoji]

36. 36 经 Timeless Sayings from the Elders, Best Savored Slowly, Every Word Rings True 经典老人言，慢慢细品，句句在理 Three A.M. Sketches三更速写46k WordsCompleted (My own casual short stories) + (You can't copy my answers during the exam) + (Essay material) + (Internet memes) There's an old Chinese saying: 45Reads—Score—Shelves

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    These two books are absolutely melodramatic.

37. 37 胡 Don’t Be Afraid, Tutu! Grandpa Niu Is the Dragon King God of War 胡图图别怕，牛爷爷我是龙王战神 The Setting Sun Lights the Dragon夕阳点龙Anime Fanfiction364k WordsOngoing He was a peerless genius the likes of whom appeared only once every 13.5 billion years. He once single-handedly held off a million alien invaders. He was once the strongest fighter in the entire universe. During a ten-year campaign, the woman he loved most left him, and his best friend betrayed him in secret. Heartbroken, he went into seclusion at Fandou Garden Estate. He had planned to stay out of worldly affairs, live quietly on tea and simple meals, and let his life run its course. But then h 1.4kReads9.1Score135Shelves
38. 38 顶 Top-Tier Villain's Twisted Love 顶级恶种病态爱 A Breeze Rises in the Grain l尽起风禾lModern Romance283k WordsCompleted [Living by the blade + Russian-Chinese superhuman hybrid / ruthless Southeast Asian business kingpin / top hacker across all seven continents + a beast in human skin / wolfish and depraved + sexual tension] - On the day hail fell in Chonburi Province, Xia Koukhou was sent by her parents to live with a man as depraved as a wolf. Xia Koukhou remembered him. Her mother had said he was a bad man she must never provoke. Of course, the bad man remembered Xia Koukhou too. He had seen her twice. The fir 2.9kReads8.3Score261Shelves

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    Family members, don't miss this if you're passing by! I'm sure some of you have already seen it [facepalm].

39. 39 快 Quick Transmigration: Socially Anxious, Yet Irresistible to Everyone 快穿：社恐，但尤物万人迷 Little Chubby Chirper, Birds Roosting in the Clouds小肥啾啾栖鸟过Modern Romance553k WordsOngoing [Naturally flirtatious without realizing it + obsessive male rivals + coercive possession + locked-room confinement + no fixed male lead + everyone is self-serving + not a strong heroine + timid, fragile heroine who’s easy to bully + quick and slow transmigration] [The third American arc is updating rapidly: from Cuban migrant to deadly black widow.] ~ Yu Rong is severely socially anxious. For 365 days a year, she never leaves the house except to take out the trash. She has nothing but a pretty 6.1kReads8.4Score214Shelves
40. 40 命 One Year Left to Live: The Female CEO Goes Wild 命还剩一年，女总裁疯了 Chen Xize辰熙泽Modern Romance243k WordsCompleted (Pursuing her husband + tragic ending + angst + not a wish-fulfillment story) (Gentle, considerate younger man who’s secretly a mad wolfdog, paired with a cold, heartless flirt who’s secretly a sweet, teasing wife who calls him “hubby”) Back then, she looked the bedraggled young man up and down, his hair soaked through. Jun Ze raised his eyes to meet hers. With his bangs wet, his ice-blue phoenix eyes were revealed. He was born with heterochromia, yet his eyes were extraordinarily beautiful. The 1.8kReads8.1Score—Shelves

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    The plot of this show is getting more and more absurd the more you read it. The female lead has a ton of lovers, and she falls head over heels for the male lead, pursuing him relentlessly—too recklessly! She even uses children!! [Evil laugh][Evil laugh]

41. 41 出 After Her Release From Prison, Her Childhood Friend Leaves Her Mute and Mindless 出狱后，她被竹马虐得又傻又哑 Cheng Zhi城稚Modern Romance166k WordsCompleted [Angst, childhood sweethearts, physical torment, heartbreak, groveling for a second chance] As the saying goes, “Fools are blessed.” But Yuan Xi, this little fool, had no such luck. That little fool never had a blessed day in her life. In the end, she was left with nothing. She didn’t know how things had ended up this way. They weren’t supposed to be like this. It was cold, so terribly cold. Why didn’t anyone care? In the corner of a dark room, the girl trembled silently. “Please don’t abandon m 30.9kReads8.2Score1.4kShelves

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    There used to be all the cheesy, melodramatic plots, but sometimes I just like those old-fashioned stories. Even though I find them a bit absurd. [Laughing]

42. 42 席 Mr. Xi’s Second-Wife Substitute 席总的二婚替身老婆 Nine Bottles九瓶Modern Romance602k WordsCompleted [Sweet and angsty romance, the heroine is the most beautiful, the hero is the strongest] Yun Wu caught her husband cheating and fled in the middle of the night, where she met him. The man who stood above the clouds helped her, protected her, and spoiled her. He said, “Tell me if anyone bullies you.” He said, “I respect your faith.” He said, “Your God may not protect you, but I will.” Later, when his first love returned, Yun Wu looked at the woman’s face, so similar to her own, and finally realiz 95Reads6.5Score—Shelves

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    Marital infidelity, the "white moonlight" (idealized love interest), premarital pregnancy.

43. 43 别 Don't Question the Author's State of Mind. Yes, They're Really Crazy 别怀疑作者的精神状态，确实疯了 Xing Shi行拾Eastern Fantasy340k WordsCompleted [Quick Transmigration] + [Infinite Flow] + [Unhinged] + [Superpowers] + [I have no idea what kind of nonsense my mental state will make me write] No one reads books written with a brain and hands, so I’ll write with my butt and feet instead. What if my butt is smarter than my brain? 108Reads8.4Score—Shelves

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    A curated selection of excellent books to end your reading slump! From the heart-wrenching romance of a wealthy family, "After Being Released from Prison, She Was Tortured by Her Childhood Sweetheart and Became Dumb and Silly," to the fantasy time-travel story, "Hu Tutu, Don't Be Afraid, Grandpa Niu, I'm the Dragon King War God," and the sweet and hilarious "Pure-Hearted Cockroach, Hot and Spicy!", We have a wide variety of genres to choose from. There's bound to be one that you'll love. Come and explore!

44. 44 玛 The Mary Sue Empire 玛丽苏帝国 I Want to Marry Cilantro想和香菜结婚Modern Romance22k WordsCompleted Mary Sue, the sole legitimate heir to the Mary Sue Empire, has many identities. All she wants is to find a suitable man and provide the empire with an heir. After her ten brothers put in a great deal of effort, they finally found such a man. But at a single matchmaking meeting, two men ended up fighting over her. Her heart shattered into a cold salad. With her stunning beauty, can she ensure that the Mary Sue Empire has a future heir? Is that wickedly charismatic man her true love? But why did h 333Reads—Score102Shelves
45. 45 超 My Overbearing Husband, Keep Your Hands Off My Little Wife’s Diaper 超雄老公，不许扯小娇妻的纸尿裤 ye Ye yeye耶yeModern Romance21k WordsCompleted [Utterly Unhinged Novel × Hilarious Baby Talk and Burps × Mary Sue × Babyish Wife Heroine × Alpha Male Hero × No Angst] Li Yeting, the most powerful man in S City, cuts a commanding figure in the business world. Beautiful women are all around him, yet none can catch his eye. He casts them all aside. Then, one day, a little bundle in a milk-scented diaper falls from the sky and lands on his head. For the first time, Li Yeting learns what it means to have his heart moved… 1Reads—Score—Shelves
46. 46 你 You’re the Joy That Came Late 你是我迟来的欢喜 Hu Nian胡鲶Modern Romance213k WordsCompleted After her soul transmigrates, she pursues him, he runs, and he can’t escape even if he had wings. A top big shot gazes at the sweet young wife in his arms and earnestly lectures her: “Once you’ve won him over, you have to take responsibility to the very end. Little Sunflower, swear to follow the sun to your dying breath. Don’t pick the foxtail grass by the road, don’t look at the little white lotus by the roadside, don’t eat the wild mushrooms, and don’t pick up random little brats. Be a well-be 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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    First, read the final chapter of the first book; the author's rambling thoughts are absolutely adorable. Then read the crazy chapters of the second book. Don't let the small readership fool you; it's genuinely hilarious! [Facepalm][facepalm]

47. 47 沙 The Crazy CEO of a Goofy Heroine 沙雕女主的疯子总裁 Hu Nian胡鲶Modern Romance142k WordsCompleted A wealthy-family life documentary where the heroine goes off the rails, the hero goes off the rails, and everyone goes off the rails! A hilarious, absurd novel that blends romance and fantasy. A madcap story that throws all the usual conventions out the window. 1Reads—Score—Shelves
48. 48 我 My Life Is Yours 我的命，都给你 Three Pine Nuts三只松子Modern Romance48k WordsCompleted Ji Mingshu hated Xu Meiling with all his heart and tormented her until she died. But when she was really gone, Ji Mingshu realized... he had fallen in love with her. 1.7kReads8.1Score207Shelves

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    Actually, any angst-filled novel, if you think about it carefully, is quite shocking. The last one is a good eye-opener.

49. 49 快 Quick Transmigration: After the Tragic-Novel Heroine Gets a Unhinged Script 快穿：当虐文女主拿了疯批剧本后 Ou Cong偶葱Modern Romance504k WordsCompleted In every tragic romance, the heroine is tormented by the hero until her heart is torn apart, and her heart, kidneys, and brain are cut out. Yet the heroine loves the hero without fail, devoting herself wholeheartedly to her career as his doormat. Now Jingsha has become the heroine of a tragic romance. She's obsessive, unstable, scummy, and downright crazy. She torments the male lead, then the male supporting character, then the female supporting character. In the end, they all love her but can n 8.9kReads9.3Score1.5kShelves
50. 50 h Harry Potter: Love Grows with Time hp日久生情 Jiu Er酒而Female-Channel Fanfiction123k WordsCompleted Clover's home is in Spinner's End. A mother with a split personality who is occasionally neurotic. A father who's never been mentioned. Clover: Just destroy the world. I'm tired. Then she discovered that the kid next door, named Snape, had it even worse than she did. Clover: Why does that make me kind of happy? So she began quietly keeping an eye on the poor kid. One day, she saw him come home in high spirits. Following him, she discovered he'd met a little girl like a lily. She got jealous. So 349Reads8.0Score—Shelves

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    It's a melodramatic story. Sirius Black, at 11, has an 11-year-old daughter. His 18-year-old daughter is forced to have a son with Snape, who carries a fragment of Voldemort's soul. Sirius dies in childbirth. At 11, Sirius returns to the normal timeline, regains his memories at 15, has a 16-year-old son, and becomes the head of the Black family. Later, she suffers even more, almost having a relationship with Voldemort, becoming Snape's wife, and ultimately, in a tragic ending, having a relationship with Voldemort's son and being framed for Dumbledore's murder. During her trial, she reveals that her son/savior is Voldemort, and at his funeral, she uses a fragment of her soul to kill Voldemort. I watched this last year; it was even banned for a while.

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