The Ultimate Counselor System: Saving Fragile College Students

Name: The Ultimate Counselor System: Saving Fragile College Students
Author: Dancing Moon, Flying Snow

最强辅导员系统，拯救脆皮大学生

by Dancing Moon, Flying Snow (舞月飞雪)

Status: Completed
Length: 1.2M Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Updated: 2y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

[Hilarious + Meme-Filled + Livestreaming + Fragile College Students + Iron-Fisted Counselors + One Heroine!]

P.S. If you think this book is to your taste, please leave it a five-star review! Many thanks!

Iron-fisted counselors are rare, but fragile college students keep appearing year after year!

Whoever said being a college counselor was easy must be an idiot. My life as a counselor is more exciting than an agent's, with me walking the knife's edge on campus!

Yang Yu, a rich second-generation heir, awakened the Counselor System. Given the choice between inheriting the family fortune and becoming a counselor, he chose the latter, and then a series of absurd events unfolded.

A female student gets so worked up playing Honor of Kings that she passes out? That's nothing!

Don't forget, in the middle of the night he still has to go to the police station to bail out a college student caught soliciting sex. The student even demands a discount by showing his student ID, forcing the sex worker to blurt out the truth.

Some students, short on living expenses, go to their family's ancestral tomb to dig up burial goods and sell them.

Of course, none of that is the most outrageous part.

Some college students actually go to the Middle East for “winter break jobs,” only to get trapped by local armed groups. Yang Yu flies into a rage, hires a group of mercenaries, and brings them home safely.

Five-star counselor Yang Yu once said: “Even if you're going to the ends of the earth, you have to let me and your roommates know. That way, we can always bring you back to safety!”

The major documentary series, Counselors Are Stealing Your Headlines, is now airing!

This novel is entirely fictional. If you see news reports about similar incidents, don't even ask: yes, they're adapted from those stories!

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578.1kReads · all time

128Shelf adds, last 14 days

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After reading several stories, I feel the author isn't exaggerating at all. Students these days are incredibly stressed, from kindergarten all the way to the college entrance exam. Every freshman year has students suffering from depression or bipolar disorder, and what's worse, it's intermittent; you never know when it will flare up.
81 likes2y ago
Although I don't particularly like the female lead, the writing is so-so for now, with no major flaws, it's just not really my cup of tea.
21 likes2y ago
Extremely good-looking, realistic, and its main theme is absolutely hilarious. Every character in the book has their own distinct personality, and there weren't any major flaws. However, I noticed that live-streaming appeared much less towards the end, which I thought was a good thing, effectively preventing the author from padding the word count. But it just felt a bit short, leaving me wanting more.
19 likes2y ago
It's alright, but the main character is too busy.
15 likes2y ago
I've been reading this book for a while now. Although the writing style is a bit immature, the plot and stories do reflect reality quite well. While some stories may seem far-fetched, it's undeniable that reality is far more absurd than the stories within. Many plot points are based on real-life events, resonating with numerous news reports.
14 likes2y ago
Aside from the author's occasional typos, this is a perfect book 😏
13 likes2y ago
Your efforts today determine what you will be like tomorrow. Don't dwell on what you've lost and spend your days in a daze. Doing so will only make today your regret tomorrow, creating a vicious cycle that continues until the end of your life.
13 likes2y ago
Excellent! Five stars! Keep up the good work, author!!
12 likes2y ago
I'll give it 4 stars for now. The content is pretty good, but the main character is too busy. It feels like the main character has no time for himself at all.
11 likes2y ago
The subject matter is good, but it's too dense. So many things happening in one day really affects the viewing experience. The pacing could be slowed down. Why not include some scenes of daily university life to fill in the gaps? Otherwise, this counselor wouldn't be a counselor, he'd be a god!
10 likes10mo ago