System Power Fantasy, Funny, Really Funny: Does Anything Like This Exist? 系统爽文，搞笑，超级搞笑的有木有？

1. 1 召 Summoning: Who Cares How Strong They Are? Are They Badass or Not? 召唤：强不强不管，就问你叼不叼 Dreaming of Becoming a Salty Fish夢想成为咸鱼Eastern Fantasy562k WordsCompleted [Power fantasy + summoning + pets + wild imagination + crafty schemer + comedy + absurd parody + shameless humor + snark + goofiness] [No whining, no dead weight. If you like whiny characters or people who get things handed to them, please move along.] The most badass Summoning System: summon the honey badger from the start! “Dare call me a short little runt? You’re finished. Not even Jesus can save you, I said it!” He’ll chase you to the ends of the earth, until the sun and moon go dark! 2.8kReads8.6Score277Shelves

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   This book is full of laughs from beginning to end.

2. 2 我 I'm a Good Person, So Why Do You Call Me a Menace? 我一个好人，你们说我是祸害？ Likes Eating Tangerines喜欢吃橘子Urban2.6M WordsOngoing [School Life, Everyday Comedy, Hilarious, spiritual qi revival, No Longer Human, Absurd, Shameless] When Qin Ke opened his eyes, he found himself in a parallel world undergoing spiritual qi revival! Right from the start, a bully showed up looking for trouble and asked him if he knew how to write the word “death”! No need to panic. He flipped open a dictionary and showed him exactly how to write it! “Repeat after me: si, as in ‘death’! Its opposite is ‘live,’ as in ‘stay alive’!” If the Syst 52.3kReads9.3Score5.2kShelves

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   It's really hilarious. Most of the novels on the forum aren't as funny as this one. The only downside is that the system doesn't appear often. I don't think this can be called a comedy; it's pure insanity. It's a shame the author is working on another novel, but it's really good.

3. 3 爷 Grandpa, Did You Really Start a Rebellion in the Underworld? 爷爷，您真在地府造反了？ A Big Shark一头大鲨鱼Mystery1.6M WordsCompleted [Campus Life, Everyday Moments, Laugh-Out-Loud Comedy, Supernatural, Shameless Antics, Unhinged Behavior] “Good grandson, Grandpa's out of money for the war. Hurry up and burn me some cash!” Zhang Di got nightmares like this at least once a day, but never thought much of them. Until one day, he dreamed his grandpa was fuming: “You little brat, why is it so hard to burn me some money? Fine, I'll send someone up there to teach you how to burn joss paper, step by step!” Grandpa's attacking a city? 17.3kReads9.4Score2.1kShelves

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   🍞These three hilarious books are absolutely hilarious! I laughed so hard my wife kicked me out of bed in the middle of the night, 🍞🍞I was rolling around on the floor laughing, and my mom chased me all over the house with a broom!!! Hahahaha!!! 🍞🍞🍞

4. 4 开 Two Systems From the Start, I Take One Out on the Spot! 开局俩系统，当场干掉一个！ Meaning in the Lyrics词中意Eastern Fantasy2.3M WordsCompleted [System + no romance + comedy + immortality + shameless antics] At the peak of madness lies pure lunacy. With me, Tan Feng, around, the whole world can go crazy! After transmigrating into the cultivation world, he gains two Systems. Not only can he come back to life, he also earns rewards for causing trouble and making a getaway. Tan Feng decides to take shamelessness to the extreme. When his enemies pay respects to their ancestors, he slams his head into a tombstone and shouts, “From now on, I 19kReads8.7Score1.8kShelves
5. 5 飞 After Failing to Ascend, I Livestream Fortune-Telling and Leave My Clients Depressed 飞升失败后，直播算命客户抑郁了 Little Witch小巫Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [No male lead] + [Mysticism] + [Absurd comedy] + [Cultivation] She was one step away from ascending when she was struck dead by heavenly lightning. Was it the mercilessness of the Heavenly Dao, or was she just a terrible person? After taking stock of what happened, Xia Qingzhu decides to accumulate merit properly. Day one of fortune-telling: She gets a streamer who steals electric scooters sentenced to death. Day two: A seller of rock candy gets sentenced to eleven months. Day three: Someone ste 20.4kReads9.4Score2.8kShelves
6. 6 魂 My Soul Transmigrated to the Primordial World as Minghe, and I Mistook Resentment for Purple Qi 魂穿洪荒成冥河，错把怨气当紫气 I Really Want to Eat Fish我真的想吃鱼Eastern Fantasy1.2M WordsOngoing He transmigrated into the prehistoric world and became Minghe of the Blood Sea. Others feared the resentment of the Demon Gods. He absorbed it as merit from the Great Dao! Others couldn’t claim any connection to Pangu, so he simply called himself a distant branch of Pangu’s lineage. Even Pangu’s will had to send him opportunities! Hongjun gave him the Clouds of Celebration from the Heavens, Pangu’s will fed him Pangu jade marrow, and the Great Dao secretly boosted his fortune! He commanded Fangz 69.5kReads8.0Score5.9kShelves

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   These are all purely comedic stories, and the plots are absolutely absurd... Especially when the audiobooks are performed by real people, they often make me laugh so hard I can't sleep at night.

7. 7 洪 Honghuang: A Great Dao Space from the Start 洪荒：开局一个大道空间 Big Meat Bun大肉包子Eastern Fantasy1.7M WordsCompleted [Comedy + No Female Lead + Master of Dirty Tricks] Zhang Hao transmigrated into the primordial world, becoming an ordinary human before the Three Pure Ones had attained sainthood. After meeting Laozi, who was traveling among humanity, he awakened the golden finger called the Great Dao Space, which let him synchronize with others and copy their spiritual treasures. From then on, Zhang Hao went further and further down the path of being a master of dirty tricks. During the Investiture of the Gods 27.3kReads8.8Score1.4kShelves
8. 8 通 The Heaven-Connecting Sect's First Disciple? No, Its Rebellious One 通天首徒？不，是逆徒 Mo Qi A墨柒AEastern Fantasy1.1M WordsCompleted Chen Xiao, one of countless transmigrators, was born in the primordial world. Before the great Witch-Demon Tribulation, before Nuwa had created humanity, he became the first innate human. Born with an innate Daoist body and sword bones, he was blessed with deep fortune and the destiny of humanity. By a twist of fate, Tongtian saved him, then forced him to become his disciple and the eldest senior brother of the Jie Sect. When he learned that, during the Investiture of the Gods Tribulation, the J 18kReads7.9Score1.1kShelves
9. 9 魂 Reborn into Liu, Guan, and Zhang, I Leave the Warlords Stunned 魂穿刘关张，诸侯们被整麻了 Blue Triangle蓝色三角形Historical1.4M WordsOngoing [Absurd Three Kingdoms, the wildest unofficial history, pure comedy, and unhinged nonsense] In this world, famous generals all have special martial skills. Guan Yu’s Green Dragon Slash can cleave through city walls. Zhang Fei’s battle roar can make his enemies tremble with fear. Zhao Yun has infinite stamina, charging into enemy ranks and taking heads amid a thousand troops. The late Eastern Han dynasty is in chaos. The shameless Liu Bei, cautious Guan Yu, and righteous Zhang Fei join the eighte 121.5kReads8.2Score12.3kShelves
10. 10 三 Three Kingdoms: I Can Give Others Stat Points 三国：我能给别人加点 Liu Tiezhu刘铁柱Historical2.0M WordsCompleted Xu Kun transmigrates to the Three Kingdoms era and gets a System that lets him add points to other people. From then on, the Three Kingdoms take a different path. Cao Cao: “Zhuge Liang is unbeatable. None of our men can match him. Who will save me?” Sima Yi: “Zhang Fei is so cunning he seems almost supernatural. Generals, don't fall for his tricks.” Liu Bei: “A Dou, stop working so hard. You'll have me completely sidelined at this rate.” Xu Kun: “Don't worry, my lord. I'll make the Han great aga 12kReads8.6Score1.4kShelves
11. 11 火 Naruto: The Hidden Dawn Village, Kidnapping the Uzumaki Clan from the Start 火影：晓隐村，开局拐走漩涡一族 The Rice Is Extra Runny米饭特别稀Anime Fanfiction1.0M WordsCompleted Reborn in the Hokage world as the original leader of the Akatsuki, the one who was stabbed to death with a kunai? Luckily, he brought a village-building System with him when he transmigrated. He establishes Akatsuki Hidden Village from the start. I’m going to climb to the very top, one step at a time. “Nagato, at the break of dawn, the rosy light pierces the clouds. As long as our generation still has breath in us, we won’t let those nobles enslave the people.” “Yahiko, you’re a cloud basking in 8.6kReads8.5Score713Shelves
12. 12 火 Naruto: The System Saves Me from Disaster on the Eve of the Uchiha Massacre 火影：灭族前夕，系统救我于水火 Lin Ye Sings of Autumn林叶吟秋Anime Fanfiction1.0M WordsCompleted [Comedy for laughs + lighthearted fun + absurd System + everyday life] After work, He Yan got into a big rig and, by accident, ended up in the Hokage world as Sasuke's twin brother. With the night of the clan massacre fast approaching, the good news was... His System had awakened. The bad news was... The System was completely absurd... [Mission 1: You have just arrived in the cultivation world and received a beginner's gift pack. Try defeating the Qingqiu Fox Clan!] “System, is there any chance. 25.7kReads8.5Score2.4kShelves
13. 13 火EN Naruto: Akatsuki's Abstract Strategist 火影：晓组织的抽象军师 Ladder Gatekeeper天梯守门员Anime Fanfiction1.7M WordsOngoing After transmigrating into the Hokage world, Bai Mo uses his identity as someone from the future to join Akatsuki, becoming its one and only strategist. From the start, he proposes a scheme so outrageous that he has White Zetsu sneak into the toilets of the Five Great Shinobi Villages to collect toilet paper, and elevates Hidan to become a true god of death, stunning Akatsuki. Konan: Is there anything less perverted? Bai Mo: I heard your Paper Folding Technique of the Gods is great at disguises? 46.2kReads8.3Score4.5kShelves
14. 14 大 Great Qin: Emperor Qin Shi Huang, I Really Don't Want to Live Off You! 大秦：始皇帝，我真不吃软饭啊！ The King of Qin Circles the Pig秦王绕猪Historical1.5M WordsCompleted [The Analects + Hilarious + Cunning + Lighthearted + His Majesty Zheng + Shamelessly Stealing + Absolutely Outrageous] Qin Feng inexplicably transmigrates to the Qin dynasty before Qin unifies the six states, and the First Emperor overhears his thoughts. The two then embark on a hilarious daily battle of wits. “Qin Feng, tell me, what does ‘The Master does not speak of prodigies, force, disorder, or spirits’ mean?” “It means the Master doesn’t want to talk to you, and will use brute force to bea 45.1kReads9.5Score4.5kShelves
15. 15 我 I, King Zhou, Have Already Become a Sage. Why Are You Still Trying to Deify Me? 我纣王都成圣了，你还封神？ Wan Xiaobei皖小北Eastern Fantasy1.1M WordsOngoing Also known as I Am the Sun in the Great Shang. Those who know, know. It’s really good, and I can’t say more than that. I guarantee it’s a great read! Di Xin’s vision of a glorious legacy for the ages will shine forever. Loyalty! 44.7kReads7.3Score3.7kShelves

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    This is hilarious! Emperor Xin was like the sun in the Shang Dynasty! Hahaha!

16. 16 舔 Become a God by Tasting Blood: The Unhinged Junior Sister Lays Low in the Villain Sect 舔血成神：疯批师妹苟在反派宗门 Good Fortune欧气Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [An entire sect of villains + cultivation + a scheming little rascal of a disciple on the Path of Love vs. a sinister master on the Path of Ruthlessness] From the start, she tricks a god in a demon lair. Faced with a whole cast of wicked people, Li Yueyin decides to become the most devious of them all! To survive long enough to become a god, she poses as a top genius while being tested, despite her useless talent. Tough people don’t complain about their circumstances. With a sweet face and a vil 26.6kReads9.0Score3.9kShelves

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    This is a book I recently read! It's unlike any other book I've read before; there are no clichéd plots! It's intellectually stimulating, and the plot is unpredictable! Very interesting! There are modern transmigration stories, stories with systems, and stories about characters rebuilding their lives! There's even a female protagonist with original destiny—everyone in this book is a main character! It's not cliché at all! Quite funny!

17. 17 时EN Time Stop from the Start, Even Evil Gods Have to Kneel Before Me! 时停起手，邪神也得给我跪下！ Six Gourds六个葫芦Urban2.7M WordsOngoing [Time Stop + Apocalypse + Superpowers + Arrogance + Forgetting Your Roots + Rejecting Inner Turmoil] Bai Ye transmigrated to the age of the Great Cataclysm, two hundred years in the future. This world was full of danger, its people were honest and simple, and mutated beasts ran rampant. But he wasn't worried. Because he could stop time for one minute every day. If he didn't use it today, he could save it up for tomorrow. When time across the world hit zero, he would be the only one who could mov 696.8kReads9.4Score50.3kShelves

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    I really enjoy reading novels where the main character is a bit eccentric. I think they're really good, with lots of funny moments. I highly recommend them to anyone who hasn't read them yet!

18. 18 我 I Was Just Driving, So Why Are the Viewers Laughing Their Heads Off? 我就开个车，观众们笑抽了？ Golden Hippo金色河马Urban1.8M WordsCompleted Zhang Yang wakes up to discover he’s participating in a reality show called All-Round Superstar, and his first job is as a rideshare driver. Female passenger: “Driver, how far can your car go on one liter of gas?” Zhang Yang: “When I get mad, I don’t go anywhere.” Female passenger: “My first-kiss boyfriend is still looking for me. Do you think I’m just too charming?” Zhang Yang: “Your first kiss? He’s still looking for you? Did you swallow his dentures?” Female passenger: “Driver, whenever I bre 46.3kReads9.2Score4.5kShelves

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    I don't want to talk about it, I'll just watch it myself.

19. 19 绑 Bound to a Check-In System, I Took Off 绑定打卡系统，我起飞了 Hong Jianfeng洪剑锋Urban1.8M WordsCompleted [Single heroine] [System] [Invincible] [Urban] [Wilderness] [Extreme challenges] After his divorce, Qin Yun bonded with a check-in System. [Congratulations, Host, you have successfully checked in and received a random reward: instrument repair... rock climbing... scuba diving... martial arts... skiing... erhu... languages... wilderness survival... genetic optimization...] Feeling the changes in his body, Qin Yun asked himself: Am I even human anymore? 137.5kReads7.8Score21.7kShelves
20. 20 大 How Dare You! You're a Vampire, So Why Are You Sunbathing? 大胆！你个吸血鬼还晒上太阳了？ Ying Yi Da Da英燚大大Urban2.0M WordsCompleted The animated adaptation is coming soon! Tune in! The full-cast audio version is also available, so give it a listen! [Madman energy + absurdity + comedy + unorthodox antics + absurdly overpowered stats + charging into the male-oriented novel world] “Hey, hey, hey! Your moves can be outrageous, but they can't be downright twisted!” “I have polio, so who hauled me to a karaoke club? You people have made my life miserable!” “So, you want to dance?” “Step one of starting a business: stage an insuran 1.2kReads7.5Score110Shelves
21. 21 慈EN Cihang City 慈航市 Mountain-Patrolling Lord God巡山主神Mystery1.3M WordsOngoing At Cihang's grand arena, don't show up without a cheat. Chen Feng transmigrated to another world and discovered that the bosses here were unbelievably sneaky. “Let's go level up in the newbie village first.” “Ha! Got you, transmigrator.” “I'll be reborn and buy a lottery ticket.” “Ha! Got you, regressor.” “Fine, if you're going to play dirty, I don't need to pretend to be a gentleman either.” Chen Feng discovered that every time he died, he could refresh and get a new System. A System's power ha 1.1MReads9.2Score131.8kShelves
22. 22 老 Hey, Old Man! Is It Safe to Park My Bike Outside Xuanwu Gate?! 老登！我鬼火停玄武门外安全吗！ Stewing Stars Among the Clouds云间炖星辰Historical1.8M WordsOngoing [Historical What-If] + [Lighthearted Laughs] + [Invincible from the Start!] + [For entertainment; don't read if you take things too seriously!] When this brawny fool swings into action, the Tang Dynasty becomes one legendary scene after another! Zhang Shaoqin is hit by a truck and thrown back to the eighth year of Wude. During his transmigration, a “hydrogen bomb” explodes, turning him into a brawny fool with superhuman strength! People give him the nickname “The Tang Dynasty's Most Shameless Ma 120kReads8.6Score10.4kShelves
23. 23 诸 Myriad Worlds: Why Are You Forcing Me to Become Homelander? 诸天：为什么逼我当祖国人 Hong Guan洪观Male-Channel Fanfiction1.1M WordsCompleted Zhao Xin of Blue Star is known far and wide as an honest man. Asked to escort a woman to Erbin, he ends up getting struck by five bolts of heavenly lightning after a little fairy recklessly swears an oath, setting him off on a journey through the Myriad Worlds. Thankfully, transmigration always comes with a cheat. Even if he just coasts through life, he can live in comfort. But when someone goes looking for trouble, he has no choice but to stop holding back. 11.3kReads7.9Score558Shelves
24. 24 三 Three Terrible Fortune Sticks? This Daoist Will Defy Heaven and Change Your Fate! 三次下下签？贫道替你逆天改命！ Water Is Blue水是蓝色的Urban1.4M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted comedy + Meme references + Satisfying power fantasy] Fang Yang transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a Taoist priest, invited to take part in a livestreamed variety show. Visitor: “Reverend, I can’t get over her. What should I do?” Fang Yang: “She’s bad luck for you!” Visitor: “Reverend, I found a huge tomb. Want to come with me?” Fang Yang: “No. I can’t handle those mechanisms.” Visitor: “What mechanisms?” Fang Yang: “The public security authorities!” Visitor: “Reverend, a 43.9kReads8.9Score3.6kShelves
25. 25 全 Global: This Priest Is Ripped and Absurdly Strong 全民：这牧师肌肉虬扎，强的离谱 Wang Wugen王五棍Urban997k WordsCompleted [Everyone Changes Class + Priest + Every Punch Lands + No Heroine or One Heroine] Some priests wear cloth armor and wield staffs, then give a mighty shake and heal everyone across the land. But Shi Sanxiang's rugged appearance attracted the strongest Berserker System. The System had no choice but to accept its fate. His teammates, comrades, enemies, and monsters were all stunned. This thing gets bigger the more it fights, and even Ultramen have to call it Daddy? You call that a priest? Shi Sanxi 8.5kReads9.0Score693Shelves
26. 26 我 I’m Just Slacking Off, Who Accused Me of Usurping the Throne? 我一摸鱼的，谁污蔑我摄政？ Who Knows Where知向谁边Historical1.6M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted comedy] + [alternate history] + [one heroine] + [nearly invincible] My name is Ling Chen, and I'm in ancient times. To obtain citizenship in the Great Zhou dynasty, I was forced to volunteer for the Vanguard Battalion and go chop people up on the battlefield. By a twist of fate, I rescued an old geezer from the enemy. It was the best investment I ever made. I thought I had latched onto a powerful patron. But... Why am I the MVP when the results screen comes up? That's when I final 31.1kReads8.5Score2.3kShelves

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27. 27 系 System? Didn't I Just Bind to One? 系统？我不是刚刚绑定过了吗？ Eighty Great Mountains八十大山Eastern Fantasy350k WordsOngoing [Transmigration] [Dual Systems] [Multiple Heroines] [Hilarious and Absurd] Everyone else gets cheat powers from a single System. My two Systems spend every day fighting each other! Ye Ao transmigrates to the world of immortal cultivation. His name happens to match the legendary online-game ID "Ye Ao, What Can You Do About It?", accidentally activating an online-game System. He thinks he is about to sweep across the immortal world with cheat powers all the way, but who could have guessed a whol 8.6kReads8.3Score821Shelves

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    More relaxed and cheerful

28. 28 白 The Girl of My Dreams Is Just Old, Not Dead 白月光只是老了，不是死了 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance13k WordsCompleted The woman you can never forget has simply grown old. She hasn’t died. 7.6kReads—Score118Shelves

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    Funny and entertaining novel, absurd and hilarious story, especially funny.

29. 29 我 My Dad's Hilariously Ridiculous Love Story 我爸那笑死人的沙雕爱情 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted My Dad’s Hilariously Ridiculous Love Story 55.7kReads—Score532Shelves
30. 30 老 Is My Husband Dead Yet? 老公今天死了吗？ Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted Did my husband die today? 4kReads—Score110Shelves
31. 31 轮 A Hundred Lifetimes of Reincarnation, Yet I Can't Hide My Max-Level Secret Identity 轮回百世，我的满级马甲藏不住了 Late-Night Bookworm夜半翻书人Eastern Fantasy3.7M WordsOngoing [Not a Dragon King story + comedy + wildly imaginative worldbuilding] Zhang Xuan transmigrates into a cultivation world and awakens a Reincarnation System. If he completes the tasks of a hundred lifetimes, he can gain supreme cultivation and become a Dao Lord. Over the course of his reincarnations, he has been a Sword Venerable, a Demon Lord, a Medicine God, and a Demon Emperor... Now, in his final life, the System wants him to join the Qingyun Sect and die protecting it. Just as Zhang Xuan thin 15.9kReads8.0Score1.5kShelves

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    This is hilarious; I suggest you don't watch it while eating.

32. 32 让 I Sent You to Train, So Why Is the Whole World Trying to Capture You Alive? 让你去历练，怎么全球都要活捉你 God of War Dad战神奶爸Urban1.5M WordsCompleted [Military + special forces + scheming + lighthearted comedy] Su Chen transmigrates to Blue Star and builds a fearsome super-unit from the ground up. “I refuse to accept this! That bastard Su Chen took a company of soldiers disguised as young women, pretended they were an entertainment troupe, and wiped us out. That wasn’t tactics, it was exploiting our feelings to pull a cheap trick!” “Do you know what I’ve been through these past two weeks? I couldn’t eat or sleep. I searched everywhere for tha 52.4kReads9.4Score5.2kShelves

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    It's so funny, you'll hit me if you don't laugh.

33. 33 我 My Son Was Clearly a Playboy, So How Did He Become the Tiger of the Empire? 我儿明明是纨绔，咋成帝国之虎了 Beating Up Cats Under the Tree树下揍猫Urban7.6M WordsCompleted [Military life + special forces + lighthearted + passionate + hilarious] Lin Hui was unexpectedly reborn as a spoiled playboy. His father and older brother were big shots in the military, and his mother was the chairwoman of a corporate group. With such a wealthy family, surely Lin Hui could just slack off and live like a lazy fish, right? Just as he looked forward to a life of doing nothing, his father sent him into the army, where he had to serve for at least two years. After that, he could do 61.7kReads9.2Score6.6kShelves
34. 34 张 Zhang Sangou’s Get-Rich Journal 张三狗发财笔记 Wandering Immortal of the Northern Mountain北山浪荡仙Urban2.7M WordsCompleted A comedy novel with absolutely no pretensions. A poor boy from the mountains refuses to settle for an ordinary life and ventures out into the world, carving out a place for himself through his own efforts. The cast of bizarre characters will have you laughing out loud. It gets more and more exciting as it goes. San Gou grows more mature and more cunning, with more and more schemes brewing in his head. In the end, he makes it! He becomes a billionaire. His journey is a whirlwind of chaos and laug 60.8kReads8.7Score6.4kShelves

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    This book is not suitable for those with weak constitutions. Don't blame me if you accidentally laugh until you faint.

35. 35 牛 The Working Stiff's Cultivation Chronicles 牛马修仙录 Mi Duxiu觅独秀Urban782k WordsOngoing A nationwide online game turns out to be a path to immortality! Paralyzed from the waist down, he is forced to embark on the path to becoming an immortal! By day, Shi Jin is a food delivery guy, ground down by the hardships of life! By night, Shi Jin is a Great Golden Immortal, and all the gods from every direction had better keep their distance! This book has a bit of everything: spoofing Investiture of the Gods and Journey to the West, and wreaking havoc in the Celestial Court and the Primordi 23.6kReads8.9Score1.9kShelves

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    Two sentences, one joke—you won't be able to stop laughing!

36. 36 被 Shattered to Pieces, I Took Control of the Universe 被整稀碎后，我掌控宇宙 Mi Duxiu觅独秀Urban206k WordsCompleted Every organ in your body can be replaced. All you need to keep is a mouth to eat with! Shi Jin, an esper, is persecuted by the city lord and forced to flee for his life! If only someone would grant me two mu of good farmland. How could I possibly take control of the universe and rule over all beings? If you don't laugh until you cry after reading this book, I'll say you're one tough kid! One update a day is normal; two a day means inspiration is overflowing; three a day can only mean Great-Grand 2kReads8.6Score154Shelves
37. 37 癫EN Unhinged? We're All Unhinged—and That's a Good Thing! 癫，都癫，癫点好啊 Little Salt小盐子Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Super-Sweet 1v1]+ [Silly Humor and Memes]+ [Showbiz]+ [Dating Variety Show]+ [Face-Slapping] [Unhinged Actress vs. CEO with a Mind of His Own] Betrayed by her scumbag boyfriend, she transmigrated into a book and was immediately stabbed and sent to the hospital by an extremist shipper. Xie Mi went berserk on the spot, spouting wild claims in the livestream. “Come on! Stab me! All of you, stab me! I'll blow up the Earth!” A passerby who had wandered into the livestream nearly fainted. Okay, okay. 335kReads9.8Score46.9kShelves

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    Backstabbed by a scumbag boyfriend, Xie Mi was stabbed into the hospital by an extreme CP fan the moment she transmigrated into the book. She went berserk, spouting wild rants in her livestream: "Come on! Stab me! All of you come and stab me! I'll fucking detonate the earth—" A passerby who accidentally stumbled into the livestream nearly fainted from fright. 🍀🍀🍀 Okay, okay, I've seen people-pleasing personalities before, but this is the first time I've seen a suicidal personality.

38. 38 我 All the Hosts in My Sect 我的宗门都是宿主 Mochi Who Eats Caramel吃焦糖的麻薯Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted [System infiltration + lucky draws + summons + upgrades + invincibility + ruthless decisiveness] Su Ran transmigrates to the Tianyuan Continent and unexpectedly awakens a System. It starts out blank. Watch as Su Ran cheats and schemes his way into infiltrating other people's Systems. “Ding! Successfully infiltrated the Slaughter System. Congratulations, Host, you've obtained the [Slaughter Function]!” “Ding! Successfully infiltrated the Serpent Evolution System. Congratulations, Host, you've obt 285Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This book will make you laugh to death! [Laughing and crying emojis]

39. 39 我 I Just Awakened My System, and Her Dad Told Me to Get Lost? 我刚觉醒系统，她爸让我滚远点？ Jing Jiangyan憬江言Urban3.6M WordsOngoing [Physical book deal secured, enjoy with confidence] [Ultimate power fantasy] [Decisive and ruthless] [Absurd comedy] [One heroine] [Ensemble cast] [Unhinged] Year 529 of the Cultivation Calendar. Yun Mochen wakes from a nap and unexpectedly awakens a System. [Absorb qi and blood to grow stronger!] But there's one big problem: his girlfriend of three months is the daughter of the Zhu Clan's Emperor, one of the five great cultivation clans. Even worse, her emperor father comes straight to his door 69.7kReads8.6Score5.6kShelves

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    Warning: Stay up all night! This is a ruthless and exhilarating story that will keep you reading until you forget to sleep!

40. 40 灌 Slam Dunk: The Great Emperor Tsunoda 灌篮高手之角田大帝 Big Stuffed Sausage大馅肥肠Anime Fanfiction1.9M WordsOngoing If you don't read to the end, you'll never know what this book is about! It's definitely not just a story about leveling up with a System! [Comedy + Slam Dunk + Daily Life + School Life + City Life + Face-Slapping + Plot Twists + Romance + Transmigration + Rebirth + Weak System + Food + Suspense + Fan Fiction + Sports] These are the amusing exploits of the Great Emperor Kakuta. A comedic slice-of-life story disguised as Slam Dunk. In the Slam Dunk anime, Shohoku High School's basketball team has 931Reads8.1Score—Shelves

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    Both of these system novels are quite unconventional, not only the systems themselves but also the protagonists. The overall writing style is light and humorous, making them easy to read and perfect for watching while eating. It evokes the feeling of watching sitcoms on the computer as a child.

41. 41 我 My Scrap Recycling System: It Turns Out to Be a Mouth 我的废品回收系统：竟然是一张嘴 Big Stuffed Sausage大馅肥肠Urban648k WordsOngoing [Comedy + Dumpster Diving + Everyday Life + System + Urban + Wild Imagination + Realistic + Hilarious + Tycoon + Scrap Collecting + Recycling + Getting Rich + Multiple Heroines] Everyone else's Systems are lifeless, but my System, Li Ran's, is alive: a pair of bright red lips. Ever since she came into my life, things have gradually started getting better. Comedy, a System, everyday life, dumpster diving, and meeting all sorts of women: that's Li Ran's daily life. I'm a handsome 32-year-old guy w 600Reads—Score102Shelves
42. 42 大 Great Tang's Number One Menace 大唐第一祸害 The Song Is Not Yet Finished一曲未完Historical2.3M WordsCompleted His Majesty Li Er was furious. “My machine-gun company has been lured away by that little menace again?!” A minister replied carefully, “Your Majesty, the Japanese envoy was a month behind on his liquor tab at Wangfujing, so the Crown Prince… the Crown Prince just…” Li Er looked disdainful. “Nonsense! Japan is a friendly neighbor of our Great Tang. They’re only a little behind on payment. Would he really go that far?” The minister answered cautiously, “Your Majesty… the debt is 108,000 strings o 46.5kReads8.4Score3.3kShelves

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    "The Number One Scourge of the Tang Dynasty" is now complete with over 2 million words. I think my own writing is pretty good, so I'm giving it a try. [Sending hearts][Sending hearts][Laughing][Laughing][Sending hearts][Sending hearts]

43. 43 浮 Surviving on an Ice Floe: Everything I Salvage Comes to Life 浮冰求生：我打捞的物资全成精了 Carrot Hater拒绝胡萝卜Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.9M WordsCompleted [Sneaky schemer] [Comedy] [Apocalypse] [Survival] [Everyday life] The whole world enters an icy sea survival game. From the start, all you have is a floating chunk of ice, and supplies can only be fished up! [Host detected to be facing an apocalyptic threat!] [System descending!] [System under attack from the game’s firewall!] [System has taken down the game’s firewall!] Chen Mo can’t access the System, but the world has started acting strangely, as if some rule has changed… The chunks of ice in 16.3kReads8.8Score1.8kShelves

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    The world has entered a survival world in the icy sea. Starting with a floating ice floe, all supplies must be salvaged! [Host detected facing a doomsday threat!] [System arrives!] [System attacked by game firewall!] [System destroys game firewall!] Chen Mo can't open the system, but the world has become strange, as if some rule has changed. The distant ice blocks are calling out, in a sweet voice, "Save me, save me, save me, save me..." "I have wood! I have wood!" "I have pork rib pots!" "I have bras! I have bras!"

44. 44 满 A Max-Level Expert Crashes Five Hags, and Their Secret Identities Are Revealed Everywhere 满级大佬闯五哈，马甲掉一地 Ink Pen Makes a Book墨笔成书Urban1.0M WordsOngoing Updated regularly every day, with no breaks. Thank you for your support! I was hit by a car in an accident and spent about a month in the hospital. I was a bit out of it, so the plot went off track for a while. It’s back on the main storyline now!!! [Lighthearted] [Funny] [Everyday life] [Variety shows] [System] [Entertainment industry] [One female lead] [Rising star] White Ye went out to buy breakfast and had an incredible stroke of luck: he ended up in Blue Star, a parallel world to Earth! Tha 26.7kReads7.1Score1.6kShelves

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    ก็ʕ•͡ᴥ•ʔ ก้

45. 45 觉 I Awaken the Jinx System, and Even Heaven Avoids Me Like the Plague 觉醒扫把星系统，天道避我如蛇蝎 Instructor Wolf狼教官Eastern Fantasy1.1M WordsCompleted [System, lighthearted comedy, imaginative xuanhuan, invincible hero, cultivation, no female lead, special abilities, a fresh new power fantasy] Wang Mo is plagued by bad luck, but accidentally awakens the Jinx System and defies fate. Anyone who crosses him is doomed. Geniuses from every race suffer one setback after another, and ancient powerhouses are struck by disaster at every turn. He sweeps aside all rivals and conquers the Three Realms and Seven Domains. The unluckier he gets, the stronger 4.2kReads8.0Score614Shelves

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    Different systems

46. 46 我 I’m Not a Proper Taoist Priest 我不是正经道士 A Little Javelin一杆小标枪Urban173k WordsCompleted [Comedy + System + Urban Supernatural + Power Fantasy + Blind-Box Draws + Absurd Items] Chen Dagen: System, where’s my Five-Thunder Divine Spell? System: It missed. Chen Dagen: Where’s my Tianpeng Ruler? System: In your hand, the yellow one. Chen Dagen: Isn’t this a tape measure?! System: The Tianpeng Ruler is a Taoist artifact for suppressing evil. If it has markings and can measure things, it’s a Tianpeng Ruler. Chen Dagen: …Then explain why the blind box gave me The Care of Sows After Farrowi 110Reads—Score110Shelves

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    This is a fast-paced, enjoyable novel, though the beginning is a bit slow-paced.

47. 47 水 Water Margin: Invincible from the Start, I Avoid Liangshan to Live in Peace 水浒：开局无敌，我避梁山求清闲 Drunken Old Bird醉酒老鸟Historical695k WordsCompleted Han Xiao was a second-generation demolition compensation recipient in the capital of the new century. He lived a comfortable life: walking his bird, fishing, and collecting rent. His days were like a cup of lukewarm water, neither bland nor strong, just right. Who would have thought that a bolt of lightning would strike him while he was out hunting and send him straight through time? He landed in the Northern Song Dynasty. And in the familiar world of Water Margin, no less. The System was genero 34.4kReads7.8Score4.7kShelves

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    System-driven, invincible novel

48. 48 抗 The Strongest Solo-Kill System of the War of Resistance 抗战之最强单兵杀敌系统 Drunken Old Bird醉酒老鸟Urban374k WordsCompleted Xu Hao, an ordinary modern-day office worker, transmigrates to a parallel world during the War of Resistance Against Japan. He successfully activates the Solo Combat System. Fighting alone, he has a passion for heavy weapons. Barrett rifles, 25mm twin-barreled autocannons, MG42 machine guns, Vulcan cannons, and other weapons of mass destruction take turns tearing into the Japanese invaders, leaving them howling in terror and fleeing in disarray. 8.8kReads8.2Score514Shelves
49. 49 你 You’re a Game Designer, So Why Are You Filing Reports at the Police Station Every Day? 你个游戏设计师，天天警局备案？ Call Me Great Lord叫我大官人Urban1.3M WordsCompleted [Extremely Illegal] [Come Get Me] [Not Human] [Livestream Meme Mayhem] [Hilarious] PS: This is a lighthearted, funny story full of livestream antics and memes. After transmigrating to a parallel world, Chu Sheng awakens a god-tier game designer System. He gets streamers and viewers worked up, earns emotional points, and unlocks more games. But Chu Sheng discovers that every game he unlocks is way too illegal! He unlocks Thief Simulator and makes Dai Xiaomei cry. But the robbery is so realistic t 25.4kReads9.2Score3.5kShelves

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    A wonderful book, highly recommended.

50. 50 打 Slap Me, and the Whole World Takes the Same Damage 打我一巴掌全世界都受到同等伤害 Potatoes Stewed with Chili Peppers土豆炖辣椒Urban1.0M WordsCompleted A million-character novel [fresh premise + comedy + high martial arts + whenever the protagonist gets hurt, the whole world takes ten times the damage + buffs, diarrhea, and when all things revive, pain and pleasure are also shared with everyone tenfold + what do you do when people from another world are too strong? Hit yourself. Come on, let's hurt each other! Stop chasing me! If you keep it up, I'll start pleasuring myself.] 12.1kReads6.8Score1.1kShelves

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    720,000 Words [New theme + humor + high martial arts + the protagonist's injuries will cause the entire world to suffer ten times the damage + buffs, diarrhea, when everything revives, pain and pleasure will also be shared ten times with everyone + what to do when otherworldly beings are too strong, fight each other, come on, hurt each other, stop chasing, if you keep chasing I'll just kill myself.]

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