Global: This Priest Is Ripped and Absurdly Strong
全民：这牧师肌肉虬扎，强的离谱
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 997k Words
- Genre
- Urban
- Subgenre
- Urban High Martial Arts
- Updated
- 3y ago
- English
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Other names
- How Can I Be a Healer When I Can Tank, Deal Damage, and Dash?能抗能打能位移的我怎么会是奶妈Alternate title on Fanqie
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It's incredibly good! The male lead is a real muscle-bound tycoon. There probably isn't a female lead (because the size difference would be too great, it'd be unbelievable). The plot is fast-paced. I don't know if the skill designs are reasonable, but they fit the muscle-bound tycoon character perfectly.
I don't understand why this book has such a low score. It's very well written, and many parts of it have a pleasant smile.
It's not bad. After reading for so long, there are no saintly figures or women who can't walk properly. It just seems to be showing a tendency to become a system puppet. This is a problem that the author's previous books didn't have. So it feels believable. Is the system puppet popular? What's so good about it? I don't understand, even Wang Wugun has written about the system puppet style.
To be honest, it's quite interesting. The author is clearly a seasoned Douyin user, using all sorts of memes skillfully. The "muscle-building" style is quite popular lately. I started liking this book after Dong Chichi appeared. Keep it up, I look forward to your peak soon!
It's very well written. Don't worry too much about the Tomato rating (those who know, know). If you write well, people will want to keep reading. Even if this book is finished, as long as you don't abandon it or leave a bad ending, there will be a group of readers attracted by your writing style who will look forward to your next work. Keep it up!
I rarely give full-star reviews, but this book really suits my taste. It's brutal yet governed, evil yet kind, and ruthless yet full of affection. I hope the author updates soon, keep it up!
A game that reflects reality! Well written, decisive in combat, but the bosses didn't drop much gear, and the aura skills have a small range—35 meters! What can you do with a 100-meter range? Overall, a fairly comfortable book to read.
I finished reading it in one go, it was pretty good. The protagonist is decisive and ruthless without being overly sentimental, the system is quite user-friendly, and the skill combinations are reasonable. Currently, there's no female lead, and I guess unless a giant appears, there won't be one. After all, with that height and weight, who but Mother Earth could withstand it?
Top-tier wish-fulfillment novel, a story of physical domination that conquers all, with no flaws except for the overused tropes at the beginning. Tired of stale jokes? Can't we have more original content?
Well, to be honest, I can't see any other problems. I just think the score is too low. The most important thing is what our mindset is when we read this book? We just want to have a good time, with satisfying action, a plot that's not awkward or too illogical, and a clear explanation of the world-building, skills, stats, and levels. That's enough.