
Hey, Old Man! Is It Safe to Park My Bike Outside Xuanwu Gate?!
老登!我鬼火停玄武门外安全吗!
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Explore more →A Satisfying Tang Dynasty Story!
The kind that feels incredibly satisfying to read!
I'm Stuck in a Filter Bubble, Help Me Out
Guys, share the books you think are good. Nothing old, I’ve already read those.
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Come on in and introduce some.
Unputdownable Novels You Have to Read All Night Long!!
Looking for books like I Used Taoist Arts to Empty My Enemy's Storehouses in Another World.
Book Nook (No Point-Farmers, Please)
Looking for books similar to Fantasy: Blind from the Start, Playing the Erhu. Feel free to recommend anything you think is good. If you've read something, leave a comment below. I'll check back now and then, so please keep the comments civil.
Honestly, Li Qiu Is Absolutely Unmatched in Tang Dynasty Stories
The way he portrays Changsun Wuji is so true to life. He's an uncle who serves his country, its people, his family, and his clan. This is the most realistic portrayal of Chancellor Changsun I've ever seen.
I Want a Hilarious Novel with Great Writing. It Has to Be Funny! Funny! Funny!
For Fans of Late Ming Historical Military Fiction: The Best of the Best
Looking for books like I Passed Myself Off as Chongzhen's Son, Cut Through the Qing Army, and Revived the Ming. The battle scenes feel realistic, the characters fit their historical counterparts, and the payoff is well paced. The protagonist struggles to survive against the odds and plans carefully at every step. No massive tech-tree development and no golden finger.
Life Is Exhausting Enough. Why Not Read Something Lighthearted?
Looking for books similar to You’re Supposed to Pan for Gold! You Know What That Means, Right? Why Are You Hauling It Away in a Car?
Looking for Historical Fiction Rated 9.0 or Higher, Preferably with Some Sense to It
Any Novels with an Absurd, Fun-Loving Protagonist?
But the author needs to have some real writing chops.
Only 9.8-Rated Masterpieces, Anything Below 9.8 Keep Out
Stories That Are Hilarious from the Very First Chapter
Since Patriarch Chen Xun, No Other Immortality Story Has Been Worth Reading
Looking for books like *The System Grants Me Immortality: I’ll Eventually Become Invincible as Long as I Keep Living*. Any authors have similar recommendations?
Looking for Rigorous, High-Quality Historical Fiction Like A Borrowed Surname in Langya
Looking for stories like *The Matter of the Southern Dynasties' Noble Young Master Being an Impostor*.
Books Where the Protagonist Transmigrates Back to the Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming, Qing, or Other Dynasties
Any dynasty is fine, including the Tang, Three Kingdoms, Ming, or Song.
Please, I Want Tang Dynasty Stories Where the Protagonist Is Close to Li Shimin
I’m Really Into Tang Dynasty Stories Lately. Any Good Recommendations?
Brothers, These Historical What-If Novels Are Guaranteed to Be a Blast
To help everyone get their fill of history, I'm recommending a few satisfying historical novels. My friends all say they're amazing! I picked every one of these myself, so give them a try!
Looking for Historical What-If Stories. I Recently Found Out This Genre Has So Many Great Reads
Preferably funny, the kind that keeps you up at night.
Break Out of Your Reading Bubble! Hand Over the Great Books on Your Shelves!
Don't look at the ratings! Don't look at the ratings! Don't look at the ratings! I'll say it three times because it's important!!! A high rating doesn't necessarily mean a good book, and a good book doesn't necessarily have a high rating. Share all the books you think are good, preferably ones over a million words or completed at over a million words.
Your One Shelf-Worthy Book: Show Me Your Favorites
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Tang Dynasty Stories with Li Lizhi as the Female Lead
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I'm out of books to read, authors!
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It's good, but the heroine is underage. Although it seemed to be okay at the time, the author had better be careful, as it is easy to be taken away. Not many people are watching it now, but if there are more people, it may be limited one day or taken away directly. 🍅The review will be stricter from time to time. Let's change it, slip away, the female protagonist is pregnant at 15, although it is ancient times, but the male protagonist is a modern person. This book may be published one day, and I don't really like dad stories. I usually regard the birth of the protagonist's child as the finale.
Lao Deng! Is it safe for my ghost fire to stop outside Xuanwu Gate? Stewed Stars in the Clouds Xiaobai Shuang's historical novels have a certain behavioral logic. The protagonist's martial arts are basically at the level of a novel, which ensures a basic level of relaxation, and the beginning of the story is quite alternative and not cliché. The arrangements made by King Qi have both good and bad reviews, but the conflict is indeed fierce. Wen seems to be displeased with the mountains and dislikes peace. Conflict is better than peace. The arrangements for military training seem too simple, and it is impossible for military strategists in the past to have nothing. Overall, for me, it has its flaws, but it's enough to pass the time. Four to five stars. New book issues are rounded up.
It's really good. I finished reading it in one day without realizing it. There is no big problem except that there is too little content. The authors of the negative reviews also gave explanations, and I read them. Generally speaking, there are no problems. Those who gave negative reviews were simply because the author's writing was different from what they knew, and they did not accept it. After all, history itself is a fan fiction, with thousands of people and different faces. I think as long as it is generally okay, then it is okay. The protagonist is a bit crazy, but it's okay, acceptable, and quite fun.
The writing is good and the plot flows smoothly. There is nothing bad about dogs. But there's no shortage of ups and downs. Very good invincible article. Low-level invincible writing: suppress first and then increase. (I suppressed it for now. Where did you get the p-face to say it was an invincible article?) Advanced invincible article: After reading it, I only feel comfortable. Although there are some anxious plots in the middle, it is overall very good. Old bookworms should like it very much. The author's skills are very good. 👍
Well, it's a rare and good book. It took me several days to catch up on the latest chapter. The characters in this book are very distinct, and the author shows a very lively early Tang Dynasty. In fact, I feel that the author is writing on a small scale, after all, the writing style is quite good. The author wrote down his own thoughts, unlike some historical novels in Tomato today, which are formulaic, or in other words, they extended the formula and added a lot of content. Anyway, there is a cause and effect. Although it is an invincible article, it is not the kind of invincible that is brainless. If you are short of books, you can read it. Also, the comic version of this book has been successful. I also wish the author a lot of money, a spring of literary thoughts, and 10086 updates a day! [Laughing]
The writing is good, but the part about finding the heroine's parents is a bit long, and there is also a little less detail. The book can last about 200 chapters. If you start from chapter 55 and read back, the continuity problem of the novel is not big. The previous part is basically about finding the heroine's parents and opening a tavern to marry Cheng Yaojin.
It must have been written by an older person. There is basically no trace of AI, the structure is clear, and the plot is not laggy. Except for being a little pretentious, everything is pretty good.
It can be summed up in three words---Fighting is fun. Although the protagonist used his brain in exchange for force after time travel, his brain can still be used. He is overall funny and funny. The protagonist is a purely human killing weapon. He can jump up to a wall of more than ten meters high. He can barely break his skin when shot by a strong bow. He can run faster than a cavalry charge with a tree stump weighing several hundred kilograms. He can knock open the city gate in a few strokes. Then a tornado destroys the parking lot. He is regarded as an evil god by the Turks. This kind of force must have been a pleasure in the Tang Dynasty. The author likes to use double quotation marks at the end of the words when the words are not finished. As a result, the AI often makes misjudgments. When listening to multiple people narrating a book, it is clearly the same person. As a result, the first sentence is a voice, and the next sentence becomes a narration or other dubbing. This situation is very common.
The logic of the plot is very clear. From the encounter in the Qinling Mountains to save the heroine, to the involvement in the dispute between the Qin Palace and the Qi Palace, to the overall situation of the Turks knocking off the pass, the progression is not abrupt, and the writing is very smooth. It is very comfortable to read, there is no awkward plot, and the historical background is integrated very naturally. The more you read, the more you get hooked!
I don't know what to say about it, but it's very beautiful and the plot is quite enjoyable. The update speed and quality are guaranteed. It's very beautiful and worth reading.