Hilarious Books That'll Make You Laugh So Hard Your Stomach Hurts at Midnight!! 爆笑，半夜，笑到肚子疼，的书！！

1. 351 丧 Zombies Are Here? Good Thing I Have the Power of the Myriad Heavens 丧尸降临？幸好我有诸天之力 The Dead Tentacle Monster已猝死的触手怪Sci-Fi & Apocalypse93k WordsOngoing [If It’s Not Funny, You Can Hit Me + Leveling Up + Not Mindless + Infinite Worlds + Apocalypse + No Saintly Hero] Good news: Lin Yuan transmigrated. Bad news: He’s on the verge of starving to death, and a group of people whose eyes are already glowing green with hunger are staring at him with ill intent. Luckily, after transmigrating, he also got the standard transmigrator’s golden finger: a System that can send him to countless worlds. The System even kindly gave him five free transmigration at —Reads—Score—Shelves

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   All three books are hilarious, and the first and third ones are particularly enjoyable to read and not mindless.

2. 352 老 Teacher Liu the Trickster: I've Been Caught in the Rain, So You Want Me to Hold an Umbrella for You? 老六老师：我淋过雨，你们想撑伞 Cat, Basically是个猫Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Live streaming + System + crafty pranks + meme references + comedy + no female lead or romance] A lighthearted comedy. Please don't take it as a reflection of real life. After transmigrating to a parallel world, Jiang Feng discovers that he's become a teacher born in the 2000s, competing in the “Nationwide Search for the Most Beautiful Teacher” contest. For six months, his classes are livestreamed from start to finish. Faced with a group of innocent, down-to-earth high school freshmen, Jiang Fe 16.4kReads9.3Score1.8kShelves

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   Family, trust me, it's really good! Teacher Jiang, seemingly sharp-tongued but actually fiercely protective, uses her own "rain-drenched" experience to pave the way for her students, creating a mix of laughter and tears. The author portrays the teacher-student relationship like a spicy hot pot—pungent yet comforting—with each chapter's twists and turns comparable to a suspense drama. It has a powerful aftertaste, truly!

3. 353 怀 Pregnant with Twins Blessed by a Spirit Spring! The Cold-Faced Officer Spoils Her to No End! 怀灵泉双胎！冷面军官宠她入骨！ Sweet Tofu Pudding甜甜豆腐花Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Cool military officer + alluring beauty] (Multiple transmigrators + daily life with the army + married first, love later + raising kids and pregnancy + devoted to each other) [She opens her eyes to a whirlwind marriage and a child.] When Jiang Nian opens her eyes, she finds herself in the 1970s story her roommate wrote, as a busty, airheaded supporting character with a tragic fate, and a cute little daughter to boot. After she runs away and gets caught again, she finds herself standing beside h 10.4kReads8.7Score842Shelves

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   The female lead is a delicate and beautiful woman who becomes a mother immediately after transmigrating. She's holding a crying, hungry baby in her arms, and doesn't know how to breastfeed. The male lead, watching from the side, is also getting anxious. In the end, he decides to step in and help...

4. 354 万 Myriad Races Invade, and I Tame the Sacred Beast Xuanwu from the Start! 万族入侵，我开局驯化圣兽玄武！ Qingyun Pavilion青云阁Urban3.2M WordsCompleted The myriad races invade Earth. The turtle in Su Bai's home evolves into a Black Tortoise, and his cat becomes a White Tiger. The Vermilion Bird, Azure Dragon, and other ancient sacred beasts arrive one after another. But these sacred beasts have a slightly enormous appetite, and the world gains a merchant who gives everyone a headache. “Friend, this Black Tortoise blood is only ten billion. Hey, why are you cursing at me instead of buying it?” “The champion of the Intercollegiate Tournament gets 64.4kReads9.0Score7.3kShelves
5. 355 皇 The Emperor's Gold Medal County Magistrate 皇家金牌县令 Noodle King Zai板面王仔Historical2.7M WordsCompleted [Farming + lighthearted fun + transmigration] Fang Zhengyi transmigrates to the Great Jing dynasty and becomes a county magistrate. After seven years of work, he has created his own earthly paradise. He’d planned to live out his days as a carefree little emperor. In the thirteenth year of the Jinghe era, the emperor of Great Jing travels incognito and accidentally wanders into Taoyuan County... The moment the emperor enters the county, he is astonished! The many strange and wondrous things leave 226.6kReads9.5Score27.3kShelves
6. 356 重 Reborn in 1980: From Courtyard Menace to Peerless National Scholar 重生80，从大院祸害到国士无双 The Song Is Not Yet Finished一曲未完Urban1.0M WordsOngoing The winds of change are sweeping through 1980! Ye Xiaotian, chief engineer at a high-tech company, is unexpectedly reborn. His memories of future technology become a blade with which to turn the tide of the era. With a deluge of patents in his left hand, he drives his rivals straight into bankruptcy. With black-tech blueprints in his right, he forces foreign companies to grovel. Just as foreign firms are preparing to sweep across China with their wired remote controls, he sneers: “Infrared wirel 4.7kReads6.3Score291Shelves

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   🔥These two books are too weird🔥 The first one is "Rebirth in the 80s," where the protagonist fights his way from a scourge in a compound to a peerless national hero. The second one is "The Emperor's Wrath Causes Millions of Corpses, the Crown Prince's Wrath Paralyzes the Entire City."

7. 357 出 Born an Immortal Emperor in an Instant: Invincible in Every Way 出生秒仙帝，除了无敌就是无敌 Jiuyang Wants to Be the Richest Man九阳要当首富Eastern Fantasy3.3M WordsCompleted Unbeatable + insanely satisfying + lighthearted and funny + overpowered background + everything cranked up to the max + doing absolutely nothing Lin Yang dies from working overtime and transmigrates into a fantasy world, where he awakens the Slacker System. As long as he doesn’t feel like putting in any effort, he gets endless rewards. From the start, his unborn twin sister, an Empress, wants to take a share of his fortune? Suit yourself! He gets Primordial Violet Qi, a Pangu True Womb… and e 30.6kReads8.6Score3.3kShelves

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   Lighthearted and humorous. [Admiration][Admiration][Admiration] Lin Yang transmigrates to a fantasy world with a "playing dumb" system, allowing him to obtain rewards without effort. He receives a powerful reward while still in the womb, and after birth, he slaps a Celestial Emperor to death, becoming a legend. He refuses to cultivate diligently, choosing instead a carefree life.

8. 358 医 The Physician Consort Wants No Responsibility, but the Chaste Prince Coaxes Her to Have His Baby 医妃不想负责禁欲王爷诱她生崽 Until Daybreak行至天光Ancient Romance331k WordsCompleted Already adapted into a short drama. Search for the heroine’s name to watch it. Two more versions are waiting to premiere. (Unhinged + hilarious + both leads are chaste + wins hearts and bodies + magic space + satisfying revenge + rival suitors sent to the doghouse) She transmigrates and immediately has to bring a groom good luck? And she’s supposed to wed a chicken? She stabs the ceremonial chicken right through and throws up her arms, shouting, “Get on my nerves and I’ll damn well turn this ent 11.8kReads9.2Score1.3kShelves

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   Hahaha! Super hilarious! A must-read for anyone looking for something to read, a highly rated work, the best novel on Tomato Bookstore, incredibly exciting content, novel and hilarious plot, laugh-out-loud from the very beginning, the protagonist is so witty and silly, you simply can't stop reading, I highly recommend it!!

9. 359 神 The Goddess Reborn: Marrying an Ugly Man and Farming 神女重生：嫁个丑夫种种田 Nangong Yunan南宫云雁Ancient Romance570k WordsCompleted (Magic space + comedy + revenge) Xuanyuan Zixuan, daughter of a Divine Lord, was cruelly killed by her step-empress. Using the power of a magic space, she transmigrated to the Holy Chu Dynasty. Badly injured, she was sold to a hunter in the mountains. When he went to sell his game, someone recognized her as the legitimate princess who had gone missing as a child. What no one expected was that the ugly-looking hunter was actually a reclusive general. Together, they helped the crown prince root ou 470Reads7.9Score—Shelves

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   A book that made me laugh until my stomach hurt in the middle of the night, it was really good [laughing and crying emojis][laughing and crying emojis]

10. 360 我 I Sent My Boyfriend a Love Text 我给男友发了条情话 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊10k WordsCompleted I Sent My Boyfriend a Love Text 118Reads—Score—Shelves

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    [Blackout, Social Disaster, Best Friend's Mischief, Reverse Pursuit of Husband] After blacking out with my best friend in Jiuzhaigou, I accidentally sent my boyfriend a voice message: "Let me taste what a real man is like!" The next morning, I woke up to 99+ missed calls and a message saying "I'm coming right away." I was terrified and hid in the guesthouse, pretending to be dead all day. That evening, he messaged me: "Does what I said last night still count?" I just breathed a sigh of relief and was about to play dumb when the doorbell rang. His voice came through the door: "Open the door, I'm here to let you taste it." My best friend was frantically recording: "Girl, this time you're really the leading lady."

11. 361 开 Claiming a Father from the Start! The Cultivation Villainess Doesn't Suffer for Even a Second 开局认爹！修真女配一秒都不被虐 Li Xiaowan利小晚Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted From the start, Meng Jiaojiao is being abused, so the moment she transmigrates into a book, she reveals who she is: “Dad, help! I'm your daughter!” The First Sect's leader immediately panics and protects his daughter, while her five villainous senior brothers rush to defend their little sister! The Xuanjian Sect, which punishes criminals, is dumbfounded. How did this orphaned criminal suddenly become the First Sect's beloved treasure? They're in deep trouble now! After claiming her father on 8.6kReads9.4Score1kShelves
12. 362 影 Movie Emperor, Stop Flirting. I've Read Your Message and Won't Reply 影帝别撩了，我已读不回 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊16k WordsCompleted Movie Emperor, Stop Flirting. I've Read Your Message and I'm Not Replying 38Reads—Score—Shelves
13. 363 飞 After Failing to Ascend, I Livestream Fortune-Telling and Leave My Clients Depressed 飞升失败后，直播算命客户抑郁了 Little Witch小巫Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [No male lead] + [Mysticism] + [Absurd comedy] + [Cultivation] She was one step away from ascending when she was struck dead by heavenly lightning. Was it the mercilessness of the Heavenly Dao, or was she just a terrible person? After taking stock of what happened, Xia Qingzhu decides to accumulate merit properly. Day one of fortune-telling: She gets a streamer who steals electric scooters sentenced to death. Day two: A seller of rock candy gets sentenced to eleven months. Day three: Someone ste 20.2kReads9.4Score2.8kShelves
14. 364 抱 The Wrongly Swapped Daughter Returns: The Supporting Female’s Family Is Exposed, and the Heroine Breaks Down 抱错换回，女配全家掉马女主哭疯 Scenery Along the Way一路景Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Mind-reading, fortune-telling, secret identities, doted on by the whole family, satisfying power fantasy] The metaphysics expert Jiang Wu was so accurate at fortune-telling that she exposed secrets of heaven. When she woke up, she'd become the villainess in a book. The female lead, the real heiress, stole her fortune. Jiang Wu had brain cancer and only two years to live. A broken engagement, the real heiress setting her up and making her look bad, her whole family abusing her, and a gruesome de 4.2kReads9.2Score595Shelves
15. 365 姐 Be Good, Big Sister, Give Me Your Waist 姐姐乖腰给我 Mi Xiaoxi咪小汐Modern Romance255k WordsCompleted [Short drama now available] [Print edition signed; publication forthcoming] [Modern romance + wealthy CEO + younger man + sweet romance + entertainment industry + celebrity + powerful figure + unhinged + scheming + roguishly handsome + devoted couple + happy ending] [Reckless, lustful, unhinged younger wolf-dog VS gorgeous, confident beauty with a soft waist and wild-rose charm] While on vacation, Cen Ruan slept with a younger male model. She spent all ten days of the trip in bed with him, but i 117.9kReads9.3Score11.3kShelves

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    [Smiling face][Flying kiss] Recommended on Douyin (TikTok), I laugh every time I read it, I laugh so hard my stomach hurts. This book is exceptionally good. Every chapter is super exciting, making you want to keep reading, you just can't bear to stop until you finish it.

16. 366 顶 A Top Hunter's Guide to Turning the Tables 顶级猎手反杀指南 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Marriage & Romance23k WordsCompleted A Top Hunter’s Guide to Turning the Tables 34Reads—Score—Shelves
17. 367 打 Slap Me, and the Whole World Takes the Same Damage 打我一巴掌全世界都受到同等伤害 Potatoes Stewed with Chili Peppers土豆炖辣椒Urban1.0M WordsCompleted A million-character novel [fresh premise + comedy + high martial arts + whenever the protagonist gets hurt, the whole world takes ten times the damage + buffs, diarrhea, and when all things revive, pain and pleasure are also shared with everyone tenfold + what do you do when people from another world are too strong? Hit yourself. Come on, let's hurt each other! Stop chasing me! If you keep it up, I'll start pleasuring myself.] 12.1kReads6.8Score1.1kShelves

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    [New theme + humor + high-level martial arts + the protagonist's injuries will cause the entire world to suffer ten times the damage + buffs, diarrhea, when everything revives, pain and pleasure will also be shared tenfold with everyone + what to do when the otherworldly beings are too strong, fight each other, come on, hurt each other, stop chasing, if you keep chasing I'll just kill myself.] 500,000 words already, no need to wait, enjoy it all at once.

18. 368 社 A Salaryman Transmigrates into The Legend of the Condor Heroes: Black Lotus Rong and Wanyan Kang 社畜穿越到射雕：黑莲蓉和完颜康 Nuwa Is Catching Up on Sleep女娲补觉中Female-Channel Fanfiction1.1M WordsCompleted [The Legend of the Condor Heroes fanfic | Power fantasy | Comedy | Martial arts | Political intrigue | Strong leads | Happy ending | Guaranteed to make you laugh like a goose] Good news: I’ve become Huang Rong, the heroine of The Legend of the Condor Heroes. I’m the cleverest person under heaven, my father is Huang Yaoshi, the Eastern Heretic, and my fiancé is the protagonist. Bad news: I switched fiancés. Who did I switch him for? Yang Kang. One of the original story’s biggest villains. He died 244Reads8.0Score—Shelves

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    I was laughing so hard I was banging my head against the wall while reading late at night, and my mom knocked on the door thinking I was having a mental breakdown [laughing and crying emojis]. A corporate slave's soul transmigrates into Huang Rong, her sole purpose being to stir up trouble. Yang Kang's tragic ending in the original story is completely reversed by her. Former enemies are all thrown into chaos by her meddling. All sides clash fiercely, like a passionate debate between the Northeast and Zhejiang. The female lead, with her cunning and scheming nature, fuels the chaos, turning the original storyline upside down, with non-stop laughs!

19. 369 重 Reborn, the Prince Regrets It Too Late 重生后，王爷他后悔莫及 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Ancient Romance12k WordsCompleted After I Was Reborn, the Prince Regretted It Too Late 331Reads—Score—Shelves
20. 370 成 After Returning from Immortality, I Became a CEO’s Bodyguard 成仙归来后，我成了总裁保镖 Watching the Rain at Midmonth月中赏雨Urban377k WordsOngoing A vocational-school student is tricked by his childhood friend into joining a scam compound, where he meets Shu Wanqing. After making a clever escape, he is hunted by gangsters and falls into a rift in space, becoming a cultivator. In the immortal realm, he wipes out the demon clan and battles the realm's patriarchs. After reaching the pinnacle of cultivation, he returns to the human world. While seeking revenge, he meets Shu Wanqing again. She has inherited her family's fortune, and Ling Jue be 1.6kReads—Score103Shelves

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    I don't believe you won't laugh.

21. 371 总 The CEO Has Fallen for Her 总裁他沦陷了 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊23k WordsCompleted The CEO Has Fallen for Her 71Reads—Score—Shelves
22. 372 癫 The Wacky Daily Life of a Mad Doctor and Bandit 癫癫医匪的沙雕日常 Little One Who Loves Sweet Potatoes爱吃香薯的小娃娃Ancient Romance198k WordsOngoing Feng Yuchen took one look at Mu Niannian's masterpiece, went pale, then paler still, and began rubbing his temples. Feng Yu Jue saw Mu Niannian's masterpiece and froze on the spot. On the paper was a burly man with a wild red afro, a full beard, and eyes wide open. He wore red and struck a fearsome pose, holding a treasured sword aloft in his right hand while his left held the leash of a black dog with equally wild fur. After a long pause, Feng Yu Jue finally got his wits back. Pointing at the d 850Reads—Score110Shelves

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    It's really interesting and hilarious.

23. 373 你 You Call That a Healer? She Bludgeons Everyone to Death 你管这叫奶妈？她把人头都锤爆了 Mu Huichun暮回春Ancient Romance3.6M WordsOngoing The print edition of I Can Pluck the Stars is available on all platforms. Genius + rich woman from the start. The day Ning Ruan left her village, a menace appeared on the Nine Provinces Continent. A mage? A sword cultivator? No, she just wanted to be a healer! All the continent’s geniuses: Shut up, you poisonous healer! Later: “Help! I never knew healers could heal people to death until I met Ning Ruan!” “But isn’t she a metal-element spiritual adept?” “Isn’t she wood-element?” “She’s clearl 212.2kReads9.5Score17.7kShelves

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    🎋🎋🎋The walls weren't soundproof, and the female protagonist had an allergic reaction while digging for yams. Lying in bed, she was unbearably itchy and yelled, "It itches so much!" The male protagonist next door cursed and said, "If you're itchy, go find a man. What are you yelling about in the middle of the night?" The female protagonist was shocked and thought, "How could this man be like this!" The next day, the female protagonist delivered a basket of yams to her neighbor and also gave some tonics to the male protagonist.

24. 374 扮 The Little Princess Who Plays the Pig to Eat the Tiger 扮猪吃虎小王妃 Little One Who Loves Sweet Potatoes爱吃香薯的小娃娃Ancient Romance255k WordsCompleted After the shock of that intense visual impact wore off, Ye Yiyi finally came to her senses and immediately turned around. “Beiming Yu! Are you crazy? Why did you let me in while you were changing?” “I didn't let you in! I only told you I was in the bedroom.” Beiming Yu stifled a laugh inside, but put on an utterly innocent face as he spoke. “Ye Yiyi, you've seen my body twice. You have to take responsibility for me!” “Hmph, I've seen plenty of people. Do I have to take responsibility for all of 2.6kReads6.7Score260Shelves
25. 375 忘 Worry-Free Town: Raising Geese and Fighting Beasts in the Countryside 忘忧小镇：我在农村养鹅打恶兽 Immortal Demon妖上仙Modern Romance742k WordsOngoing Top student Chen Yunyun returns to her village to start a business. It begins with her wholesaling chicken and goose eggs for five or six mao a piece and getting laughed at, but with a flock of swans that can fly like detectives and peck down ferocious beasts, she somehow transforms a poor mountain village into a model fairyland town for the whole province. The village is packed with oddballs: her father, Chen Dachuan, who talks tough but has a soft heart; her mother, Li Xiu'e, who scolds the g 122Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Nearing its end, it's a bit hilarious. It's about the road to wealth and prosperity, a beautiful rural life where everyone dreams of a wonderful life. Welcome to the story! Feel free to comment and rate it! Going home to raise geese and growing eggs led to a golden house. They even adopted some animals, which unexpectedly became more popular than a zoo! [Laughing emoji]

26. 376 摆 The Lazy Princess: Fight for the Throne? Don't Make Me Laugh! I Can't Even Get Up 摆烂公主：夺嫡？别闹！我起不来 Easygoing Bro不易老哥Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Good news] She transmigrated into the sixth princess in an empire ruled by an empress. [Bad news] From the start, she drugged the chancellor's legitimate son, and now he's writhing on the bed, hey! [The Princess's Inner Thoughts] Fight for the throne? Don't even start! No way, not in this lifetime. Get up at three in the morning, attend court at five, and work all year without a break? Sorry, I can't get out of bed. 13.7kReads9.1Score1.5kShelves

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    It's hilarious! He's transmigrated to ancient times and just wants to lie down and relax, but his extraordinary abilities force him to stand up. You can imagine his immense resentment! It's so funny!

27. 377 年 The Younger Puppy Boy Refuses to Behave 年下奶狗不做人 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊9k WordsCompleted The Younger Puppy Boy Won’t Behave 112Reads—Score—Shelves
28. 378 王 The Princess Consort Is a Big Black Lotus 王妃是朵大黑莲 Little One Who Loves Sweet Potatoes爱吃香薯的小娃娃Ancient Romance446k WordsCompleted "Yaoyao, be good and go to sleep. Don't fool around!" Nangong Ling said with an earnest look, while undoing his cloak clasp and then his belt. That way, when Song Yaoyao tugged at his collar, his cloak fell off and his black quilted brocade robe fell open, revealing the white under-robe beneath. Gu Qingcheng sneaked a glance, then immediately turned away. What a pity. Even with such a juicy scene right in front of him, he couldn't gloat in front of Song Yaoyao. If she got annoyed, she wouldn't b 5Reads—Score—Shelves
29. 379 大 Great Qin: The Divine Rankings Appear, and I Get Exposed for Trying to Lay Low 大秦：神榜现世，苟不住的我被曝光了 Qiao Mu11乔木11Anime Fanfiction1.5M WordsCompleted [Hilarious + extreme extrovert + shameless + System + invincible] He transmigrates into The Legend of Qin and encounters a whole host of big shots, including Ying Zheng, Zhao Gao, and Donghuang Taiyi. His innate gift for socializing soon helps him thrive, while also making him infamous… Ying Zheng: “Wang Xuan is the most shameless rascal in all of the Great Qin. I will brook no argument…” 35.8kReads9.1Score2.9kShelves

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    If it's not funny, come and punch me.

30. 380 修 The Cultivation World’s Garbage Siblings 修真界的垃圾兄妹 Liu Xingyi刘星苡Ancient Romance631k WordsCompleted Body transmigration + modern person in ancient times + no System + comedic wish-fulfillment + pocket dimension The animated comic adaptation, Cultivator Siblings, is now available. Mi Duoyu is a wandering orphan. Ever since she met Mi Fantong, her life, which had already been a raging inferno, has become even hotter and deeper. Every day, she’s either out tricking people for a bite to eat or being chased and yelled at... After years of scrabbling to get by, the two of them have picked up a few s 3kReads8.8Score399Shelves

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    Comedy + Time Travel + Fantasy – Mi Duoyu and Rice Bucket, siblings who have traveled to a fantasy world, are always causing trouble, especially Mi Duoyu, who goes around claiming everyone as an older brother. Once, Mi Duoyu led a group of them to the Demon Realm, immediately calling the Demon King "Big Cousin." It's hilarious!!! [Learned it][Learned it][Learned it]

31. 381 我 I’m a Ghost Officer, So Why Are You Asking Me to Marry the Campus Beauty? 我一个鬼差，你让我跟校花领证？ V Young Master of the Fan FamilyV范家大少Urban2.4M WordsCompleted [Just Started College, and I Married the Aloof Campus Belle] [I’m a ghost officer. You want me to marry the campus belle?] [College Student Ghost Officer] [Campus Belle Wife] [Marriage Before Love] [Ferryman] … Synopsis: On his first day of college, freshman Cao Ning is forced to marry Xia Shihan, his betrothed, whom he has never met. He thinks it’s just a minor incident, but when he returns to campus to register, he discovers that the beautiful upperclasswoman at the registration desk is the ve 40.3kReads9.2Score3.3kShelves

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    I laughed so hard I squealed like a pig in the middle of the night, and my mom told me to get out! [Crying]

32. 382 网EN Online Game: God-Tier Assassin—I Am the Shadow! 网游：神级刺客，我即是暗影！ One for Three Yuan三元一只Sports5.3M WordsOngoing [Online game, assassin, game merges with reality, stats-focused] The mysterious game Godforsaken arrives. Players can kill monsters to gain lifespan, then spend that lifespan to bring their in-game abilities into reality! And so the supernatural descends, and disaster spreads across Blue Star! In his previous life, Qin Feng and his younger sister, Qin Xiaoyou, grew stronger until they were among the world’s top hundred. In the end, though, his star-chasing sister gouged out his eyes to give his 258.5kReads9.1Score30.2kShelves

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    [Thinking][Eye-rolling] This is a 9.9 Masterpiece by Tomato. I stumbled upon this book by accident, and seriously, it's amazing! It's so funny, it's simply a masterpiece. I stay up all night reading it every day, and I can't get enough of it. It's just too good.

33. 383 长 You're This Gorgeous, and You Still Want to Break Off the Engagement? 长得这么好看，你还想退婚？ Three Lamps and Five Chickens三灯五鸡Eastern Fantasy2.5M WordsCompleted [Laugh Rating: ★★★★★] [Xianxia fantasy + transmigration + no System + absurd comedy + if you like power fantasies, this isn't for you + the easily offended should beware + please check your brain at the door before reading] To keep the Six Realms at peace, the ancient Sword God perished alongside the Demon Ancestor, then defied fate and began cultivating anew. Before dying, the Demon Ancestor laid a curse on him, causing him to lose his memories after being reborn. He remembers only his life bef 31.4kReads8.0Score2.7kShelves
34. 384 摆 Ferryman: From the Start, Keeping Watch Over the Campus Beauty at the Crematorium 摆渡人：开局在火葬场给校花守灵 V Young Master of the Fan FamilyV范家大少Urban500k WordsCompleted [Urban + campus beauty + college life + supernatural + ferryman + underworld + firearms] Heavenly Funeral Home Hiring Notice: Location: Cremation Room Job: Corpse Handler Pay: Day shift, 800 per day; night shift, 1,200 per day (must work at least seven days!) Requirements: Brave, no high blood pressure, heart disease, mental illness... Netizen 1: "Is anything scarier than being broke? 1,200 for one night? I'd not only carry corpses, I'd chase them down if they ran away." Netizen 2: "1,200 fo 5.1kReads9.0Score343Shelves
35. 385 沙 My Hilarious Junior Sister Is a Laid-Back Cultivator 沙雕师妹咸鱼修仙 Fu Yiling傅衣凌Ancient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [Xianxia + comedy + immortal cultivation + suona] Yun Qiqi spent her whole life as a happy slacker in the modern world. She never expected that after dying, she'd transmigrate to an immortal cultivation world where everyone was a workaholic. But she still refused to work! When choosing a master, Yun Qiqi thought it over for a long time. Sword cultivators worked too hard and had no money. Talisman cultivators drew talismans all day, and she couldn't even write properly, let alone draw talismans. 30.5kReads9.2Score3kShelves
36. 386 不 If You Won't Write the Memorial, Why Are You Going on the Northern Campaign? 不写出师表，你北什么伐呀！ Autumn Wind Over Luoshui洛水秋风Historical2.8M WordsCompleted “This place is so delightful, I could forget all about Shu!” Liu Shan, who left behind this timeless saying, thought he had died. But when he opened his eyes again, he had become Zhao Gou, the emperor of the Great Song. With none of Zhao Gou's memories, he gazed at the officials filling the court and fell into deep thought. They have a chancellor here too? The name Qin Hui might not sound like much, but surely he's as capable in both letters and arms as my foster father! Hmm? Wait, why is there 44kReads8.9Score4.5kShelves
37. 387 庶 The Concubine’s Daughter Spills Her Inner Thoughts While Gossiping, and the Entire Court Secretly Dotes on the Heir’s Wife 庶女吃瓜漏心声，全朝偷宠世子妃 Ting Bao汀煲Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted 41.2kReads8.9Score5.8kShelves

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    This is hilarious! Ancient ministers and emperors can hear the female lead's thoughts, but she doesn't know it—she has a built-in gossip-eating system! ① The first book is quite unique. The female lead is a human form of a red spider lily from the underworld, and the system is a spiritual intelligence born from the Book of Life and Death. With this innate ability, she's constantly gossiping. They become two major scourges in the underworld and are thrown into the human world by Yama, where they're truly living the gossip world, eating their fill of melons… ② This book also allows the system to hear the female lead's thoughts, but the difference is that in the first book, it seems only good people can hear her, while bad people can't, leaving them bewildered by the sudden silence of the gossiping crowd… In the second book, almost everyone can hear her thoughts…

38. 388 绝 The Unparalleled Little Scapegoat 绝世小冤种 I Took Great Pains我煞费苦心Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted Also known as: I Pay, You Risk Your Life, and We Both Go Crazy; The Ultimate Scapegoat; Power Over All, Sword to the Heavens Someone has set a trap to make everyone turn against me. "It's fine. I have a System..." Luo Yinyou comforted herself. "Even if the System is a total troll!" The world order had changed drastically, and the flow of destiny had been redistributed. Countless geniuses emerged, but the most dazzling of them all was the young lord Ye Ci of Dragon Island, hailed as the greatest 32kReads9.6Score4.4kShelves

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    See? Just keep watching, and you won't say a word. These are all things I read late at night, all to try and get abs. I'm too lazy to exercise, so I just lie in bed and read funny stories; it's actually somewhat effective.

39. 389 仙 Immortal King, Please Hurry Back! 仙王，求求您快回去吧 Chai Bu Quan柴不犬Urban1.0M WordsCompleted To better temper himself in the mortal world, a generation's Immortal King entered a world in the Age of Declining Magic. Little did he know that once he went, he would never want to return. "Immortal King, have you had your fun? If you have, hurry back! The Immortal Realm can't do without you!" "No way. There are no short videos or games in the Immortal Realm. I've spent billions of years there. I've had enough!" "I want to see for myself what this world has that's worth staying for!" From then 12.2kReads9.2Score1.1kShelves
40. 390 仙 Immortal Venerable, Please Stop Teasing Me 仙尊，求你别逗了 Wandering Between Heaven and Earth魂游天地间Eastern Fantasy521k WordsOngoing (An insanely satisfying story, with romance, humor, and a playful tone.) By sheer chance, Tang Dou obtained the Laughing Spirit Immortal Pearl. Its artifact spirit, Xiaoxiao, was mischievous and loved playing pranks. It grew stronger by collecting feelings of joy. While exploring a secret realm, Tang Dou met the fox spirit Su Meier. With her and Xiaoxiao’s help, he passed the trial of the Heaven-Shaking Tower and inherited the legacy of the Wind and Thunder Sect, the overlord of the Eastern Regi 572Reads8.4Score—Shelves

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    Super exciting and hilarious story, perfect for reading late at night. Serious people, please don't click!

41. 391 谍 The Little Spy's Rise to Power 谍战小特务的逆袭 Winter Isn't Hot冬天不热Urban2.8M WordsCompleted He is the lowest-ranking undercover agent in the Military Statistics Bureau, yet he can spot Japanese spies in a vast crowd. He is also an expert operative, infiltrating enemy-occupied territory to assassinate traitors who sell out their country and vanish without a trace. Because: “Scanning Eye” in operation... 185.4kReads9.5Score20.4kShelves

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    [Got it][Got it] It's currently ranked in the top ten on Tomato, and it's definitely Tomato's only masterpiece in the top ten. It's so funny, the more you read, the funnier it gets, the more you want to read, and you wish you could finish it in one go. It's a novel that you would stay up all night to finish reading.

42. 392 都 Urban Tycoon: More Children, More Blessings 都市神豪，多子多福 Selling Energy Drinks at the Mental Hospital精神病院卖大力Urban824k WordsCompleted Lin Ye has lived for 35 years, and finally bound himself to the more children, more blessings System! Every child earns him a System reward! From then on, Lin Ye is financially free! One goddess after another begs to be with him! 294Reads7.0Score—Shelves
43. 393 被 After They Heard My Thoughts, the Fake Heiress Became Everyone’s Favorite 被读心之后，假千金成团宠了 Xiao Yuanxiao小圆潇Modern Romance563k WordsCompleted [Mind reading + transmigrate into a book + sweet romance in a wealthy family + CEO + doted on by everyone + entertainment industry] Jing Yi transmigrated into a sweet romance novel about a wealthy family's real and fake heiresses. The good news was that she could enjoy a life of luxury at a young age! The bad news was that she was the wicked fake heiress who would eventually face retribution... In the original story, Jing Yi was adopted by the Jing family as a child. But consumed by jealousy of 13.5kReads9.1Score1.5kShelves

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    "Bei Cheng, I only have one wish. I don't ask you to treat Yi Yi as your own daughter, I just ask you to take her back with you, and take care of her from now on..." On the hospital bed, the old woman held the man's hand tightly, her voice pleading. The old woman's forehead and the corners of her eyes were deeply wrinkled, her hair was full of silver, and she spoke with difficulty. The girl at the foot of the bed was still immersed in the grief of her impending death, her round almond-shaped eyes already red and swollen. She hadn't reacted when she first heard the old woman's words. Until a few seconds later, her eyes widened. [Ah?! No way! They've finally reunited as a family, I shouldn't get in their way!] The ward, which had been filled with sobs, suddenly fell silent. Before the person on the bed could even wonder, the electrocardiogram on the machine screen turned into a single line. Two years ago, Jing Yi transmigrated into a book. To save a kidnapped child, Jing Yi was stabbed in a vital spot by the trafficker. One second, Jingyi was on the verge of death, lamenting that she hadn't brought more weapons for self-defense. The next, she woke up on a soft bed, with an elderly woman with white hair beside her, anxiously asking if she was feeling better. Jingyi woke up in a hospital room, and the old woman told her that she had been brought to the hospital because she had accidentally fallen into a lake. Awake, Jingyi repeatedly examined the wound on her chest, but found no trace of it… Later, she learned that she had transmigrated into a sweet romance novel she had been reading. And she was the biggest obstacle to the romance between the male and female leads—the villainous female supporting character, Jingyi. Because she shared the same name, Jingyi remembered the novel quite well. Jingyi spent two years abroad, and during those two years, apart from her grandmother, she hadn't seen anyone else from the Jing family. Of course, Jingyi lived very comfortably during those two years; the interest from her savings account was enough for her to live very well. Although her grandmother passed away, she was very sad, after all, she was her only family member in the world. Jing Yi had also planned ahead: she would live in the villa on her own, take any job, and support herself. However, she figured the Jing family wouldn't be so heartless as to take the villa back. After all, when she transmigrated, the original owner hadn't done anything, hadn't even met the rest of the Jing family. Let her live a lonely but wealthy life in the US! Clearly, Jing Yi's wish hadn't come true, because she was already on a plane back to China. On the Jing family's private jet, the Jing family members' gazes were subtly fixed on Jing Yi, who sat diagonally in front of them, their eyes filled with scrutiny. Jing Beicheng had rushed over to see his mother one last time. No matter how much hatred they harbored, she was, after all, his mother who had given him life and raised him. He just hadn't expected to encounter something so unexpected. He was certain he had heard Jing Yi's voice in the hospital room that day, but she hadn't spoken. And he wasn't the only one who had heard it. Leaning back in her seat, Jing Yi was looking out the window, seemingly serene, but her heart was filled with unease.

44. 394 别 Others Transmigrate with Golden Fingers, but My System Is a Real Jerk 别人穿越金手指，我的系统贼坑爹 A Brick to the Head照头一板砖Eastern Fantasy544k WordsCompleted [Transmigrate] [Science] [Cultivation] [爽文] [Multiple Elements] Cultivation has long been fraught with hardship, but now a brilliant pen breaks new ground. Relying not on spiritual roots to fathom creation, but on the study of things to fight across the eight wastelands. Finding a way through a thicket of bugs, proving the mysteries of heaven and earth amid laughter and curses. If you ask what the path to immortality is like, look to this book as it opens a new chapter! 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    What a marvelous new cultivation novel! The cultivator receives a treacherous spiritual lineage, one that is erratic and unpredictable, its support for the path becoming a nuisance, constantly creating obstacles. The cultivator, undeterred by innate talent, uses modern methods of divination to innovate elixirs and expand spiritual sources, overturning the old order of the immortal sects. He seizes every opportunity presented by the pitfalls, using bugs to turn the tide. Packed with laughs and thrills, this incredibly imaginative and groundbreaking work is a true masterpiece of cultivation fiction—read it now!

45. 395 小 The Little Darling Has Arrived! She Drops In and Blows Up the Tycoon’s Empire 小奶团驾到！空降炸翻大佬集团 Jiangnan Shiyi江南十一Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Adorable Child + Family's Darling + Three and a Half Years Old + Metaphysics + Obsessive Love + Sweet Romance] The wealthy Yan family of the imperial capital had a long line of sons before finally welcoming a little girl. But the baby girl disappeared not long after she was born. The whole Yan family searched themselves frantic, but found nothing. Three years later, just as the family was on the verge of collapse, little Yan Chuchu suddenly reappeared and knocked on the Yan family’s door. From 3.2kReads9.1Score341Shelves
46. 396 末 Apocalypse: Supplies Used by Women Are Returned a Thousandfold 末世：女人消耗的物资，万倍返还 Loves Teppanyaki Most最爱铁板烧Sci-Fi & Apocalypse2.0M WordsCompleted The apocalypse arrives, supplies run scarce, and while everyone else struggles to survive, Jiang Fan enjoys life with beautiful women because the supplies they use are returned to him! [Invincible Hero ✚ Lots of Beautiful Women ✚ Storage Space ✚ Unlimited Supplies ✚ No Saintly Heroics ✚ Profit Above All] 33.9kReads8.1Score2.8kShelves

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    💫💫💫My personal 10.0 Masterpiece, the best novel on Tomato🍅 [Admiration][Heart][Admiration] ① While others are fighting for resources in the apocalypse, the protagonist Jiang Fan can enjoy a carefree life with beautiful women. The unique resource return system is super innovative, and it also features elements like unparalleled satisfaction and unlimited resources, giving you a different kind of apocalyptic journey. Come and jump in!

47. 397 让 You Were Sent Undercover, Not to Seduce the Boss Lady 让你卧底，没让你泡女霸总 A Brick to the Head照头一板砖34k WordsCompleted They Told You to Go Undercover, Not to Woo the Female CEO —Reads—Score—Shelves
48. 398 团 The Beloved Little Princess Nuanbao 团宠郡主小暖宝 June Is a Cat六月是一只猫Ancient Romance5.0M WordsCompleted [Beloved by All + Adorable Baby + Growing Up + Cozy Everyday Life + Lighthearted Comedy + Mind Reading + Childhood Sweethearts + Super-Powerful Male Lead] A good start in life means you'll never lack for money or love! She woke up to discover she'd become a newborn baby! What? The royal family had waited five hundred years for a girl, and they were going to spoil her rotten? Her father was the famous carefree Prince, and her mother was a princess adored by thousands in a neighboring kingdom. The 29.2kReads9.4Score3kShelves
49. 399 双 Dual Transmigration: There Are Too Many Goddesses, So I Level Up at Lightning Speed 双穿：女神太多，我升级太快了 Homebody for Ages久宅Urban3.9M WordsOngoing [System + Original Worlds + Multiple Female Characters + Lighthearted Power Fantasy] During his internship, Ye Kai is deliberately pushed out by his department supervisor and quits. But he unexpectedly binds to a System, setting off on a journey through multiple worlds. Apocalypse: A wealthy young lady trapped at home, terrified of zombies and starvation, is tossed a pack of food. Then she begs him to stay! From there, things get out of hand, and he meets more and more beautiful women in the apo 27.5kReads8.2Score2.9kShelves
50. 400 我 Reading Comes with Side Effects 我读书有副作用 A Brick to the Head照头一板砖31k WordsCompleted Reading Comes with Side Effects 3Reads—Score—Shelves

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