[If It’s Not Funny, You Can Hit Me + Leveling Up + Not Mindless + Infinite Worlds + Apocalypse + No Saintly Hero]
Good news: Lin Yuan transmigrated.
Bad news: He’s on the verge of starving to death, and a group of people whose eyes are already glowing green with hunger are staring at him with ill intent.
Luckily, after transmigrating, he also got the standard transmigrator’s golden finger: a System that can send him to countless worlds. The System even kindly gave him five free transmigration attempts.
The problem is, he can’t tell whether traveling to other worlds makes the world’s will target him, or if he’s just incredibly unlucky. More often than not, he dies before he even gets the chance to do anything.
[You transmigrated to a cultivation world. Because you’re handsome, you were dragged into the Joyous Union Sect.
Unfortunately, your cultivation was far too weak to stand up to the demon on the other side. You died on the battlefield in less than half a day.]
[You transmigrated to the Immortal Realm and became an immortal.
But before you could even celebrate, a powerful righteous cultivator locked onto you, accused you of possessing someone else’s body, and killed you with a single sword thrust.]
[You transmigrated to a mid-magic world and became a dragon.
Unfortunately, before you could figure out what to do with the princess you’d just captured, a knight who appeared from nowhere skinned and dismembered you, making you part of a young couple’s bedroom play.]
…
Gradually, for some reason, you noticed that even the System seemed to look at you with contempt, as if questioning whether choosing you as its Host had been a mistake.
You have only one chance left. Meanwhile, the person across from you is watching with a sinister grin, and the amusement in their eyes only grows.
