Looking for System Stories That'll Have You Laughing Like Crazy in Bed at Midnight 求半夜在床上笑傻了的系统文

1. 1 那 The Cultivators We Used to Chop Up Together 那些年，我们一起砍过的修仙者 Squirrel Under the Mushroom House蘑菇屋下的松鼠Eastern Fantasy2.1M WordsCompleted (Everyman’s cultivation + no System) Unlike traditional xianxia, don’t read if that’s not your thing. That year, a seven-year-old boy took his little sister into the cultivation world. Then all the cultivators went crazy! When you set out to cultivate, it doesn’t matter if you have talent, treasures, or lucky opportunities. But there’s one thing you must remember: there’s one person you must never provoke. Even though this person isn’t a cultivator at all. His blade is faster than light, so fast 183kReads9.3Score20.6kShelves

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   A super funny fairy tale without any system

2. 2 我 I’m the Greek God of Madness, So Don’t Mess With Me 我，别惹，古希腊掌管癫子的神 Whirlwind Lightbringer旋风光之子Modern Romance326k WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy + a spineless loser’s descent into madness] Jiang Lian transmigrated into a book, becoming a supporting female character in a story about going crazy. Her job was to serve as a foil to the unhinged heroine, and she could only return home by repairing the plot. Overworked drone Jiang Lian said, “Isn’t the foil to an unhinged person just a spineless loser? I’ve been a corporate workhorse for five years. Nobody understands being spineless better than I do!” And so, on a variety show. 10.3kReads9.4Score1.7kShelves

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   ✨Book Transmutation & Going Mad& Jiang Lian transmigrated into the book and became the female supporting character in a crazy novel. She was responsible for being a control group for the crazy heroine. She could only go back after fixing the plot. Jiang Lian, a migrant worker, said: "Aren't the control groups in Crazy Batch just wimps? I've been working as a workhorse for 5 years, and no one knows wimps better than me!" So, on the variety show, a barrage mocked Jiang Lian as a country bumpkin. Jiang Lian knelt down and said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's me, I'm dead! Why don't you just kill me? I'm easy to kill. One punch will seriously hurt you, three punches will kill you! It's not sincere for me to apologize alone, so let's do this. I'll call my parents now and ask them how they gave birth to such a thing! Let's give you a kiss as a whole family!" Barrage:?! At the family gathering, the second aunt angrily accused Jiang Lian of being shameless. Jiang Lian bit her lips and shed tears, "In wind or rain, you are the right one." Then he turned around and hung himself at the door of his second aunt's room. Second aunt:???!! Faced with the scumbag's ridicule, she jumped off the building. Facing sister Zha's yin and yang, she drank medicine.

3. 3 我 I Was Just Driving, So Why Are the Viewers Laughing Their Heads Off? 我就开个车，观众们笑抽了？ Golden Hippo金色河马Urban1.8M WordsCompleted Zhang Yang wakes up to discover he’s participating in a reality show called All-Round Superstar, and his first job is as a rideshare driver. Female passenger: “Driver, how far can your car go on one liter of gas?” Zhang Yang: “When I get mad, I don’t go anywhere.” Female passenger: “My first-kiss boyfriend is still looking for me. Do you think I’m just too charming?” Zhang Yang: “Your first kiss? He’s still looking for you? Did you swallow his dentures?” Female passenger: “Driver, whenever I bre 56.5kReads9.2Score5.1kShelves

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   This is the first novel that provides a live broadcast experience with all professions. Each profession has hilarious stories and jokes that suit that profession. You will laugh all the way to the end without stopping. In the second book, the main character participates in a romance drama and obtains all kinds of evil tricks (the evil smoke system), and makes people laugh out loud with their hilariously hilarious tricks. The third book is about high martial arts in a different world. The protagonist is not a human being, but he is trying to win bamboo shoots. It is constantly funny.

4. 4 恋 Dating Show: I Became a Top-Tier Star by Being Shameless 恋综：缺德的我成为了顶流 Feng Qian Eats Sweet Potatoes风浅吃地瓜Urban1.4M WordsCompleted The short drama adapted from this book, Dating Show Scene-Stealer: The Top-Tier Star Can't Handle It, is now streaming, premiering on Red Fruit!! [Absurd comedy] + [Dating Show] + [Ten years of driving experience] Chen Su joined a Dating Show, thinking the director had picked him for his good looks. He didn't realize it was because he was such a weirdo. From the moment he agreed to join, the whole show descended into chaos. # The guests wrote their names down to be assigned into pairs. The femal 19.5kReads8.7Score1.3kShelves
5. 5 我 I'm a Good Person, So Why Do You Call Me a Menace? 我一个好人，你们说我是祸害？ Likes Eating Tangerines喜欢吃橘子Urban2.6M WordsOngoing [School Life, Everyday Comedy, Hilarious, spiritual qi revival, No Longer Human, Absurd, Shameless] When Qin Ke opened his eyes, he found himself in a parallel world undergoing spiritual qi revival! Right from the start, a bully showed up looking for trouble and asked him if he knew how to write the word “death”! No need to panic. He flipped open a dictionary and showed him exactly how to write it! “Repeat after me: si, as in ‘death’! Its opposite is ‘live,’ as in ‘stay alive’!” If the Syst 43.7kReads9.3Score3.7kShelves
6. 6 资 The Reborn Capitalist Heiress Is Doted on by Her Military Officer Husband 资本家大小姐重生军官老公掌心宠 Yan Xingyan言星妍Modern Romance1.4M WordsCompleted [Historical Setting + Joining the Army Husband on an Island + Reborn + Young Lady + Sweet Romance + Everyday Life] [Alternate setting, 1960s] [Flirtatious, high-maintenance heroine and rough, arrogant hero] Shen Yitang thought there must be something seriously wrong with her. She had spent five years disliking Gu Huaizheng, but after he died, she spent a full ten years missing him. She missed the strong arms that had protected her in the catastrophic flood, and the safe haven he had built for he 21.4kReads7.9Score1.8kShelves

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   High-scoring comedy masterpiece! I laughed so hard in bed in the middle of the night [you taste it carefully] [you taste it carefully], and I went crazy after reading one chapter! It was really funny, it made me laugh out loud. I suspected that the author wanted to make me laugh to death and inherit my flower! 12 Recommended by old bookworms!!!

7. 7 高 A Match Between Equals: My Officer Husband Is a Hopeless Romantic 高门对高门，军官丈夫是个恋爱脑 Lin Miansui林绵穗Modern Romance1.4M WordsCompleted [Gentle, Ethereal Su Embroidery Beauty x Handsome, Irreverent Military Heir] [Two Prestigious Families] [Military Marriage] [Lighthearted, Funny Everyday Life] [Feel-Good Power Fantasy] [Adorable Kids] [Family and Country] [Passing on Traditional Culture] [The Pocket Dimension Is Rarely Used] Lin Renzhi stayed up embroidering and worked herself to death. When she opened her eyes again, she had become the only daughter of a senior officer in the 1970s. She had a top-tier family background and loo 137.2kReads9.1Score20.1kShelves
8. 8 惊 Shock! After He Read Her Mind, Her Younger Uncle Started Making a Move on Her Man 惊！被读心后小叔他开始撬墙角啦 Three Bowls of Rice a Day一天三碗大米饭Modern Romance305k WordsCompleted [Transmigrate into a book] [Mind-reading] [System] [Your Ex's Uncle] [Mutual Devotion] [A Useless System That Doesn't Follow the Plot] [Sweet Romance] [Comedy] Qu Xinning is punished by an OOC System after transmigrating into a book! Forced to play the lovesick fool for a scumbag for a whole month, she's finally reached the day she's been waiting for! She's going to secretly photograph the scumbag cheating with his unattainable first love! But she ends up hiding in the room of the scumbag's uncl 5.4kReads9.3Score902Shelves

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   🌸These books are really hilarious. They made me drool with laughter. I laughed so much that I convulsed. I laughed so hard in the middle of the night that I wanted to have sex. 💩, 🌸🌸The heroine is so funny. She has a sharper tongue than Mrs. Square and makes me tremble with anger. The male protagonist is even funnier, hahaha, I can't stop laughing!!! 🌸

9. 9 糟 Oh No, the Male Lead Heard the Villainess’s Inner Thoughts 糟糕恶毒女配的心声被男主听到了 Little Taro Boba芋泥小啵啵Modern Romance260k WordsCompleted The short drama is now streaming. [No-brainer comedy + doting romance + transmigration into a book + female supporting character + mind reading + office worker life + slice of life] Fu Jiaojiao transmigrates into an early-era CEO romance novel as a doomed female supporting character: Jin Lihan's secretary and the story's wicked villainess. “The story hasn't started yet. I still have a chance!” Fu Jiaojiao pats her chest, but how did the story turn into a disaster? An accident binds together two 19.9kReads8.9Score1.4kShelves
10. 10 全 The Whole Family Brings Stools to Watch the Drama as the Real Heiress Spills the Tea 全家带凳子吃瓜，真千金爆料啦 The Long Wind Brings No Romance长风不入情Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted Originally titled My Whole Family Brought Stools to Watch the Drama, and the Real Heiress Spilled the Tea [Showbiz + Real and Fake Heiresses + Gossip System + No-Brainer Fun + Lighthearted Comedy + One-on-One Romance] After transmigrating into someone else’s body, Tang Shiba discovered that her whole family was destined to be cannon fodder. Her eldest brother loved the female lead, but his feelings were never returned. He’d drink himself into oblivion every day and die in a garbage-strewn alley, 23.7kReads9.1Score3kShelves
11. 11 豪 After the Tycoon Wife's Thoughts Are Read, the Melon Patch Is Full of Spies 豪门夫人被读心后，瓜田里都是猹 Leisurely and Carefree悠悠哉又哉Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [The Whole Family Hears Her Thoughts + Gossip + Everyone’s Darling + Wealthy Family + Showbiz] Ji Fei’s soul was accidentally summoned into the wrong body, and she transmigrated into a wealthy wife who was about to get divorced. [Oh wow! After the divorce, I’ll be rich, gorgeous, and single. Who needs a husband? Huh? I was framed… Divorce! Hurry up and divorce me! If they uncover the truth, I’ll never get away!] President Qin, who was about to sign the divorce papers: ??? Before long, the compan 24kReads9.2Score3.3kShelves
12. 12 长 Teacher Chang Mao 长矛老师 Beyond the Mountains山外Modern Romance677k WordsCompleted Originally titled “You Sell Swords, I Go Crazy: Together, We Set the Entertainment Industry Straight” [Rebellious CEO × Defiant Top-Tier Star] [Entertainment industry + absurd comedy + dating show + nonsense + memes + shameless antics] Jiang Qiyu transmigrated into a book. She became a brainless cannon-fodder character in a novel about a fake heiress in the entertainment industry. After taking a phone call, she realized the plot was already more than halfway through. Her family had abandoned he 126.6kReads9.7Score14.1kShelves

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    1️⃣Quickly watch Spear Teacher, I don't allow anyone who hasn't watched Spear Teacher!!! ✨Gaga funny!! ✨"If you poke someone with a spear dipped in feces, they will die" ✨"You have a good reputation, some have bad reputations. It used to be the past, but now it's a pervert" ✨The heroine is rebellious and completely crazy! Be brave and shameless! ✨ 2️⃣ It's really the ceiling of funny literature!!! Very nice! [Logical thinking with a certain degree of aggression] Mingli transformed into a female star who was sent to a mental hospital by her family. At the beginning, she was ridiculed by the entire network and her vampire family, and she was also scolded for being mentally ill! Mingli: It doesn't matter, those sharks that don't kill her will eventually make her even more crazy! Facing Sharp Entertainment, she said: "You have a frog tattooed on your tadpole, are you showing off to me?" Faced with her father's preaching, she said: "Life has different tastes, you have your own taste, and I don't care." Faced with people's doubts, she said: "Why, you don't have money in your butts?" In an interview with the program, she said: "I am sorry for being born as a human being; as for my status, sweep away freedom!"

13. 13 身 You Can Steal My Identity, But What About My Mental Illness? 身份可以偷走，那我的精神病呢？ Flickering Candle Stub残烛跳荡Modern Romance484k WordsCompleted [Publication rights signed ✚ Absurd memes ✚ Chaotic variety show ✚ Animal mind reading] Ming Li wakes up in the body of a celebrity who was sent to a psychiatric hospital by her family. From the start, she’s mocked by the entire internet, saddled with a family that leeches off her, and called mentally ill! Ming Li: Whatever. The things that don’t kill her will only make her even crazier! When a sharp-tongued entertainment reporter comes after her, she says, “A tadpole with a frog tattoo, and you 66kReads9.6Score9.2kShelves
14. 14 癫 Crazy, All Crazy, A Little Madness Is Good 癫，都癫，癫点好啊 Little Salt小盐子Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Super-Sweet 1v1]+ [Silly Humor and Memes]+ [Showbiz]+ [Dating Variety Show]+ [Face-Slapping] [Unhinged Actress vs. CEO with a Mind of His Own] Betrayed by her scumbag boyfriend, she transmigrated into a book and was immediately stabbed and sent to the hospital by an extremist shipper. Xie Mi went berserk on the spot, spouting wild claims in the livestream. “Come on! Stab me! All of you, stab me! I'll blow up the Earth!” A passerby who had wandered into the livestream nearly fainted. Okay, okay. 369.6kReads9.8Score54.8kShelves
15. 15 就 Even as a Fake Heiress, I’ll Still Daringly Embrace Doing Nothing 就算是假千金也要勇敢摆烂 Ji Furan纪扶染Modern Romance659k WordsCompleted [Print edition launching across all platforms on August 9, 2025] When Shen Yue was twelve, she accidentally fell into a pond while feeding the fish. That was when she learned the truth: her parents weren’t her real parents, and her five older brothers weren’t really her brothers. She was the Mu family’s fake heiress! Faced with a future where she was destined to lose everything, Shen Yue decided to get ahead… by lying down. If she was going to lose it all anyway, she might as well lie back and 127.7kReads9.6Score14.9kShelves
16. 16 假 The Fake Young Lady Has Completely Given Up and Gone Mad! 假千金她直接摆烂发疯啦！ Drinking Wine and Listening to the Rain饮酒听雨Modern Romance713k WordsCompleted The physical edition of Alternative Brilliance goes on presale on the 18th! What should you do if you become the fake heiress in a story about a real and fake heiress? Lie flat when it’s time to lie flat, and go crazy when it’s time to go crazy! Yan Zhizhi met the real heiress, Ning Yue, on a variety show. Then everyone realized Yan Zhizhi wasn’t quite the same as the person they’d known before. She’d gone crazy! When faced with a setback, everyone else tried to work through it. She just lay fla 51.1kReads9.4Score6.9kShelves
17. 17 快 Quick Transmigration: The Host Is Back to Slaying with a Blade on Her Shoulder 快穿：宿主她又肩抗大刀杀来了 A Basket of Snow Pears一兜雪梨Modern Romance4.0M WordsCompleted [No Romance + Feel-Good Power Fantasy + Absurd Comedy] Jin Lian has always lived by one motto: I'm a blockhead, so what have I got to fear? 1. A Joyful Life in the Kidnapper's Village: When I run into human traffickers, I try to escape. Since you had to drag me back when I was minding my own business, don't blame me for being ruthless. 2. The Princess Who's Hopelessly in Love: A beautiful, noble princess arrives to marry me, but her ungrateful consort wants another concubine? I'll have you cryin 1.2kReads8.9Score331Shelves
18. 18 女 The Villainess Just Wants to Go Wild, but Somehow Became the Richest Woman 女配只想发疯，谁知道成首富了 Today Is Another Day I Want to Get Rich今天也是想发财的一天Modern Romance514k WordsCompleted [Going wild + making money + meme humor + showbiz + face-slapping] Jiang Di, who had been freakishly strong since childhood, transmigrated into a book as a fake heiress whose luck had been stolen. At the same time, she was bound to a Going Crazy System that paid her whenever she went off the rails. - So, on the day she transmigrated, when a relative pointed at her and called her a useless money sink, Jiang Di went berserk on the spot. She yanked a tree with a trunk as thick as a grown man's arm 2kReads9.0Score295Shelves
19. 19 别 They Throw Mud at Me, So I Lie Down and Sue Them for 38,000 别人朝我扔泥巴，躺下讹他三万八 Yan Xiaonuo颜小糯Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy + livestreaming + going crazy anywhere, anytime] Qiao Xi takes on a mission from the Space-Time Administration, transmigrating into a tragic romance novel to fix its plot. She becomes a nobody with barely any fame and is bound to a Truth-Telling System. From then on, the tragic romance takes a bizarre turn... During a variety show livestream, she is asked why she works so hard. Guest 1: “I thought of the hardworking farmers.” Guest 2: “My grandma was a farmer. I miss her so much.” 43.8kReads9.5Score5.2kShelves
20. 20 发 Going Wild and Slacking Off on a Dating Show: My Mouth Runs Ahead While My Brain Scrambles to Catch Up 发疯摆烂上恋综，嘴在前飞脑狂追 Fine Night良宵Modern Romance588k WordsCompleted [Hilarious + ridiculous antics + unhinged humor + absolutely shameless] Su Mu transmigrates into a book and becomes a washed-up nobody with a mountain of scandals. From the start, she’s already on a dating reality show. While everyone else on these shows works themselves to the bone, terrified of seeming too carefree, Su Mu glares, sticks out a leg, and immediately gives up and goes berserk. When a scumbag comes at her, she rips his car door right off: “I’ve got a wicked mind, and I’ve never lov 11kReads9.2Score1.2kShelves
21. 21 假 The Fake Heiress Tears Up the Script and Lazily Gives Up 假千金手撕剧本，沙雕摆烂躺麻了 Li Yaoyao梨窈窈Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted The short drama, The Fake Heiress Tears Up the Script, is now streaming [Showbiz + absurd humor and memes + everyone’s favorite + wild imagination + gossip + going off the rails] Chi Qian failed her tribulation and returned to the real world, only to discover she was the villainous fake heiress in a novel! The plot had already reached the point where the real heiress came back, and Chi Qian was about to be kicked out of the family home. A broken engagement, a wave of online hate, and a grueso 238.9kReads9.6Score28.9kShelves

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    ✨✨Super funny, a sand sculpture that made me laugh in bed in the middle of the night, a sand sculpture among sand sculptures, reaching its peak. It's so funny, I'll crawl in the dark with laughter. 😂😂① The short play "The Fake Daughter Tear Up the Script" is now online [Entertainment + Shameless Memes + Group Pets + Brainstorming + Eating Melons + Going Crazy] Chi Qian failed to escape the tribulation and passed through the book to become the villain fake daughter! Now that the real daughter has returned, she is facing being kicked out of the house, her engagement is annulled, the entire network is blackmailing her, and she has no good home. Chi Qian flipped over this fucking script and wanted to create equal opportunities for everyone. On a survival variety show, while others were trying to survive, she focused on eating melons and lying down, with Coke and wolfberries in a thermos cup. "Hello everyone, I am Chi Qian the Bastard, that Chi Qian." 💐💐②[Sand sculpture + jokes + crazy + variety show + animal mind reading] Mingmi dressed up as a female star who was sent to a mental hospital by her family. At the beginning, she was ridiculed by the entire network and her vampire family, and she was also scolded for being mentally ill! Mingmi: It doesn't matter, those sharks who don't help her will eventually make her even crazier! By the way, let's make a combination with the talkative young master, crazy old man, crazy old woman, magic cloak! From now on, life is very monotonous, either I feel sleepy or I feel stupid. The audience exclaimed: My eyes have been opened. 💘💘Follow Little Orchid @, and there will be no book shortage from now on💖

22. 22 心 Her Inner Thoughts Are Overheard, and the Entire Court Gossips Together 心声被偷听，满朝文武齐吃瓜 Carefree Young Master Zhao逍遥赵公子Ancient Romance2.1M WordsCompleted [Transmigration + mind reading + System + golden finger + spoiled heroine + play the pig to eat the tiger + comedy + gossip + big talk + sharp comebacks + goofy antics] In her previous life, Song Yaoyao was an orphan. After completing a combined bachelor's, master's, and doctoral program, she became a military doctor. Still young, she worked herself to death in the operating room and was then born into the fictional Tianfeng Kingdom. In this life, Song Yaoyao's father is a fourth-rank vice minis 102.5kReads8.8Score6.6kShelves

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    🌸🌸The heroine has a Guagua system that talks about other people's gossip. The ministers and the emperor can hear the heroine's voice. Wherever the heroine is, many people will gather to listen to the gossip. They can't help but are afraid that the heroine will say that her gossip is super funny.

23. 23 游 Amusement Park: People Fly Ahead, Their Souls Chase Behind 游乐园：人在前面飞，魂在后面追 March 9三月9Urban1.2M WordsCompleted Urban + System + Comedy + Scheming Countless couples are enjoying each other’s company on the Ferris wheel. Zhang Bei hums a tune and presses the red button. The Ferris wheel, suspended a hundred meters in the air, suddenly stops. Then it tilts sideways. Countless couples sitting in the cars are flung into the air, held only by a single rope. A few seconds later, the entire Ferris wheel spins like a rapidly whirling disc. The couples dangling in midair start playing a warm and wholesome game. On 6.2kReads9.4Score683Shelves

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    1. The protagonist inherits an amusement park after traveling through time, and the system rewards the protagonist with various weird rides. The plot of tourists experiencing the facilities is super funny, decompressing and relaxing. The second book is not a teacher! The laughter is endless, because I have been caught in the rain, now I have to tear up the students' umbrellas, all kinds of routines, students, only you can't imagine that there is no burning routine that the protagonist can't do. In the third book, the protagonist travels through time and becomes a poison warrior to assist the heroine in ascending to the throne. All kinds of anti-routine poisonous schemes come out of his mouth, which is hilarious and exciting to watch.

24. 24 老 Teacher Liu the Trickster: I've Been Caught in the Rain, So You Want Me to Hold an Umbrella for You? 老六老师：我淋过雨，你们想撑伞 Cat, Basically是个猫Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Live streaming + System + crafty pranks + meme references + comedy + no female lead or romance] A lighthearted comedy. Please don't take it as a reflection of real life. After transmigrating to a parallel world, Jiang Feng discovers that he's become a teacher born in the 2000s, competing in the “Nationwide Search for the Most Beautiful Teacher” contest. For six months, his classes are livestreamed from start to finish. Faced with a group of innocent, down-to-earth high school freshmen, Jiang Fe 20.3kReads9.3Score2.1kShelves
25. 25 最 The Ultimate Schemer: I Lower the Bar for Romance-Focused Fiction 最强毒士，我拉低女频世界下限 Gatsby Can't Get Back on His Feet盖兹比不会翻身Historical1.4M WordsOngoing [Transmigrate into a Book + Poison-Tongued Strategist + Ruthless + No Romance + Comedy + Maximum Satisfaction] Lin Yi transmigrates into a romance novel and becomes a strategist by the female lead’s side? Having read the original, he knows: The female lead, Su He, may be a princess with power in her hands, but she’s an utterly love-addled saint! Her younger brother the emperor, her princess consort, even her maids and servants can all bully her! Fortunately, Lin Yi has the [Strongest Poison-Tong 6.5kReads8.3Score466Shelves
26. 26 被 Shattered to Pieces, I Took Control of the Universe 被整稀碎后，我掌控宇宙 Mi Duxiu觅独秀Urban206k WordsCompleted Every organ in your body can be replaced. All you need to keep is a mouth to eat with! Shi Jin, an esper, is persecuted by the city lord and forced to flee for his life! If only someone would grant me two mu of good farmland. How could I possibly take control of the universe and rule over all beings? If you don't laugh until you cry after reading this book, I'll say you're one tough kid! One update a day is normal; two a day means inspiration is overflowing; three a day can only mean Great-Grand 502Reads8.6Score107Shelves

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    They all burst into tears! The protagonist not only bites other people's waists, but also ureters, prostates, large intestines, limbs and brain stems... As long as the enemy's is better than his own, he can open his stomach and beat him! When you change it, you will become stronger. When you are stronger, continue to grab it. After grabbing it, continue to change it! Currently, I am writing about capturing the little ones for human experiments, and in the future, Asan's Ganges water may be electrified... V

27. 27 穿 I Become the Villain's Wicked Mother and Nurse Kids on a Parenting Show 穿成反派的恶毒亲妈，在娃综奶娃 Jinjin Chenghuan今今承欢Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Marriage first, love later × two people in the entertainment industry × adorable child × parenting variety show × livestream × scumbag's road to redemption] Xu Zhaozhao was completely screwed. She woke up to find she'd become the vicious mother of the book's big villain. According to the original story, the villain's birth mother beat or scolded him when he was little, causing him to turn evil and become twisted, until he eventually murdered her in cold blood. Fortunately, the future villain is 186kReads9.0Score25.6kShelves

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    I can't stop laughing! 😂 The possessiveness of the hero and his son is so strong! In order to make breakfast, the father and son actually got into a fight - the son: "I have always made breakfast for mom, you go out!" The male protagonist: "I have moved in, and you don't have to do it anymore!" One refused to let go, the other refused to let go, the spatula became their battlefield, and it endured the pain it should not have to endure... Among these father and son, who is the "King of the Kitchen"? Come and laugh together!

28. 28 躺 Lying Flat at the Brothel, Listening to Music, and Now the System Is Panicking 躺平勾栏听曲，系统急了 Open Wide for Candy张嘴吃糖Eastern Fantasy2.0M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted + funny + invincible master lineage + bandit System + powerful backer + whole sect full of sneaky schemers + everyone’s favorite + throwing his weight around + cultivation, but not too serious, all about mining] After spending five years listening to music in the pleasure quarters, the System can't take it anymore. [System: Buddy, do you want to be invincible in this world? Just complete the beginner's quest...] Xu Anshan: Do you think I need that? I am the Peak Master of Wushi Pea 49.9kReads9.4Score4.7kShelves

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    Very funny, so interesting

29. 29 我 I Transmigrated 999 Times and Drove the Mad Tyrant Insane 我穿越999次，逼疯了疯批暴君 Mo Mo Is Master Mo墨墨是墨爷Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted With only six months left to live, Tang Wan masters a skill called “Transmigration,” allowing her to travel back and forth between the modern and ancient worlds. On her first transmigration, people mistake her for a ghost… On her ninety-ninth, she nearly dies at the hands of the dog emperor. On her 108th, she “defiles” the emperor’s innocence. After transmigrating time and again, she discovers to her delight that a little dragon energy can extend her life. Tang Wan: “Mooch, mooch, keep mooching 20.1kReads9.5Score2.8kShelves

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    🍅🍅Hahahahaha, this book is a 10 points, every chapter is so funny, highly recommended! [Laughs] [Laughs] The heroine shuttles between modernity and ancient times every day, and the emperor even peeks at her mobile phone in the middle of the night! ✨The heroine can wear whatever she wants and get it, a breath of fresh air across the world!!! Lord Mo's book Fried Chicken is great!!!

30. 30 穿 After Transmigrating into a Book, She Goes Viral in Showbiz by Going Off the Rails 穿书后她靠疯癫爆红娱乐圈 Luo Zui洛醉Modern Romance431k WordsCompleted So what if she transmigrated into the body of a vicious supporting actress hated by the entire internet? From the start, she gets kidnapped and forced to livestream it? When other hostages burst into tears and beg to be released, she rubs her hands together for the camera. “Tie me up! Tighter! You’ll get silver bracelets and a free 20-year subscription!” Kidnapper: ??? It’s the first time I’ve seen a kidnapper get reverse-PUA’d by a hostage until he’s crying and begging to be let go. The livestr 180Reads8.5Score100Shelves

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    Don't panic when you are dressed as cannon fodder😜, the heroine resolves the kidnapping crisis with just one mouth, does not follow the routine, and the counterattack is super funny!

31. 31 灵 Spiritual Qi Revival: I'm Bored and Looking for Some Fun 灵气复苏：无聊的我想找点乐子 A Moonlit Night in the Second Year二元明月夜Urban629k WordsCompleted [Comedy + Invincible Lead + Lighthearted + Hilarious + Meme References] (A first-time author. I originally wanted to write a spiritual qi revival story, but somehow it turned into a comedy as I kept writing.) (That can’t be right. Doesn’t that make the author a joke?) (But there’s nothing I can do. I just can’t steer it back…) … Bad news: I run into a ghost right before the semester starts. Good news: I can beat it. Bad news: The ghosts keep getting stronger. Good news: I’ve got a… Ahem, a litt 2.8kReads7.0Score168Shelves
32. 32 我 I'm a Goofball, So Being a Little Invincible Is Totally Reasonable 我一个沙雕无敌亿点很合理吧 Two Taels of Wine a Day一天二两酒Urban1.5M WordsCompleted Top rich kid Lin Bei becomes intellectually disabled after a car accident, commonly known as an idiot. At the same time, the world undergoes a global upheaval: demons and monsters return, and danger keeps closing in. Lin Bei: You don’t actually think I’m a moron, do you? [Ding! System warning: Host, please don’t use your mental impairment as an excuse to do whatever you want…] 58.5kReads9.3Score12.7kShelves

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    [System: geigeigeigei, telling you to ignore me, telling you not to receive the reward, just not to awaken you, slightly, slightly, slightly...] [Woooooo~~ The host finally received the reward, I am so moved that I want to cry~~~] [Understood]

33. 33 残 The Broken Imperial Seal 残玺 Long Chu龙杵Urban900k WordsCompleted “Anger is commonplace, but a smiling man is inscrutable...” Inspired by a hidden chapter of real history, this tells the story of a wild strategic-level scientist’s rise and growth. The premise is fresh, fantastical yet grounded in reality, and encompasses history, the workplace, the military, scientific research, national security, criminal investigation, elaborate schemes, murder, and modern high-stealth espionage, high-tech hacking, and high-intensity aerospace electronic warfare. The ending 5.3kReads8.4Score621Shelves

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    This is a highly rated, high-quality and unpopular in-depth article, a hard-core work for men in science and engineering. It does not have the golden finger of the time-travel and rebirth system. It has no bad reviews so far. The subject matter is novel, smooth and readable, the writing is eye-catching, magical and realistic, and the comedy is rigorous and not watery. Full of suspense, brain-burning reasoning, it reveals the secrets of modern high-tech espionage, hacker warfare, and electronic warfare. After Chapter 10, I can't stop. It is specially designed to treat night owls who can't sleep at night and are busy reading books.

34. 34 开 The Battle-Damaged System from the Start: A Little Humor Is Only Right 开局战损系统，搞笑一点很合理吧 Zi Shudao资蜀道Urban480k WordsCompleted [High Martial] [Has Female Characters, No Harem] Seriously, dude! Are you kidding me? I'm Lin Mo. I hadn't even finished my thesis, and the world was already gone! A blood-red star, sinkholes opening, and torrential rain: I scored the eldritch apocalypse starter pack! (`皿´) I bound myself to a "battle-damaged" Martial Arts Core. It runs on coughing up blood, and its predictions turn into a slab of hot iron? What a rip-off! Even worse is the "medical insurance System": to get reimbursed, you have 8Reads6.9Score—Shelves

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    Super beautiful, don't miss it

35. 35 邪 Evil God Moran! 邪神墨然！ Three Winds 11三风11Mystery3.1M WordsCompleted Why does the headless ghost in the hospital keep praying at midnight? Why does the skin-stealing ghost in the desolate mountain village wail without stopping? And why does the long-haired female ghost in the studio apartment shriek in the middle of the night? None of this is a distortion of human nature, much less a collapse of morality. It’s just that… someone’s having an episode! In an age when horror has returned and vengeful ghosts run rampant, Bai Yuan, dressed in a hospital gown, smiled ca 153.1kReads9.3Score16.6kShelves
36. 36 神 God-Tier Choices: This Beast Tamer Is a Little Too Fierce 神级选择：这个御兽师有亿点生猛 Three Winds 11三风11Urban3.4M WordsCompleted [Beast taming + choices + comedy + nonsense + one female lead (no female lead) = ?] When Chen Shu wakes up, he finds that he has transmigrated to a parallel world where beast taming reigns supreme, and he has bound himself to a Divine-Level Choice System! Every choice he makes earns him all kinds of rewards! With the System’s help, his pets grow increasingly monstrous: a slime that can sit on a dragon and crush it to death, a husky that can blast a phoenix to tears with elemental skills, and a.. 181.8kReads9.7Score22.1kShelves
37. 37 让 I Told You to Turn Over a New Leaf, Not Become a Sex Demon! 让你浪子回头，你怎么成魅魔了！ Magical Little Crow神奇小乌鸦Urban529k WordsCompleted [Villainous Incubus + Campus Life + Transmigrates into a Book + Lighthearted Comedy + Subversion of Tropes + Cunning Schemer + Multiple Heroines] Su Lang transmigrates into the novel about two young men switched at birth that he was reading before he died, becoming a spoiled fake young master with dyed yellow hair. He finds himself at the point in the story where he’s supposed to threaten the cool, aloof professor goddess into tutoring him at home. The System gives him a Second-Chance Scoundrel 10.7kReads6.9Score679Shelves

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    My stomach hurts from laughing! [Laughing and crying] Dressed as a villain and pretending to be a young man, he got the prodigal son's return system. As a result, the system's reward for newcomers was a halo of inverted black and white~ Male protagonist: Do you really want me to turn back the prodigal son?

38. 38 只 I Only Make Money, Never Romance: I'm the Best Professional Simp! 只赚钱不谈情，职业舔狗我最行！ A Long Sigh长叹一声Urban3.8M WordsOngoing (Succubus + winning back the husband + lighthearted comedy + everyday campus life + no System + not reborn + sweet and angsty) A gambling-addicted dad, an alcoholic mom, a sick little sister, and a broken-hearted him. To make money, Lu Xing chose to provide emotional support instead of doing either brainwork or manual labor. Everyone knows Lu Xing is the humble pursuer of the aloof campus beauty Wei Qingyu. He loves her to his very core and takes care of her in every possible way! Wei Q 257.3kReads9.5Score15.9kShelves

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    💥The memes are endless! These novels are so funny, you will regret not reading them! The author is simply a master of humor, every plot can make you laugh to tears💦! It's funny without losing depth, allowing you to experience different excitement in joy📖! Don't hesitate any longer, come and start this hilarious journey🚀! [Ask for attention][Ask for attention][Like this post][Like this post][Like this post][Like this post]

39. 39 三 Three Terrible Fortune Sticks? This Daoist Will Defy Heaven and Change Your Fate! 三次下下签？贫道替你逆天改命！ Water Is Blue水是蓝色的Urban1.4M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted comedy + Meme references + Satisfying power fantasy] Fang Yang transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a Taoist priest, invited to take part in a livestreamed variety show. Visitor: “Reverend, I can’t get over her. What should I do?” Fang Yang: “She’s bad luck for you!” Visitor: “Reverend, I found a huge tomb. Want to come with me?” Fang Yang: “No. I can’t handle those mechanisms.” Visitor: “What mechanisms?” Fang Yang: “The public security authorities!” Visitor: “Reverend, a 46.8kReads8.9Score3.7kShelves
40. 40 机 Age of Mecha Girls: My Girls are All World-class Racing Machines 机娘纪元：我的机娘都是世界级 The Penguin Who Can't Wake Up睡不醒的企鹅Urban1.4M WordsCompleted [Mecha Girls] + [Racing] + [Sweet Romance and Growth] + [Tomato’s only top-tier star racing novel] Once highly sought after by racing clubs, the top mecha girl is now ignored by everyone at the scrapyard. No one is willing to bond with her, even if she offers herself for free. She’s an “assassin race car” with unbeatable acceleration but terrible handling. Su Nian, a top racing driver from Earth, had hoped to make his mark in a world where racing technology lagged behind and success depended ent 30.9kReads9.7Score3.3kShelves
41. 41 不 Don’t Use Your Ten Years of Studying to Challenge My Pocket Money 不要用你十年寒窗挑战我的零花钱 March Orchid君子兰3月Urban3.6M WordsCompleted [Have you ever regretted anything?] Lying in his hospital bed, Lu Yiming looked back on his life and thought of all the things he regretted. Did he really want to turn evil? He didn't want to be all alone, either! But fate had other plans. Reborn into a new life, he finds himself at the crossroads of his life from the start. This time, Lu Yiming will live life on his own terms. Don't call me a spoiled rich kid. If I'm going to be one, I'll be the greatest spoiled rich kid of all! Su Rongrong, th 33.8kReads8.3Score7.8kShelves
42. 42 我 My Husband Is Too Frail to Care for Himself 我的夫君柔弱不能自理 Diligent but Silent勤不语Ancient Romance590k WordsCompleted [Signed for publication] I saved the whole capital by slacking off! I conquered the world through sheer bluster! Excerpt 1: “Your Highness, the Consort has been completely taken in by the Princess Consort. His Majesty wants us to pay compensation.” Jiang Chonghua: “Tell Father that if he has the nerve, he can talk to the Princess Consort himself.” “Your Highness, His Majesty wouldn’t dare. He says he’s afraid he’ll get dragged into it too.” Excerpt 2: “Your Highness, our two nations are at war, 22kReads9.2Score2.4kShelves

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    🌼🌼🌼🌼The heroine traveled through time and became the princess of a prince in ancient times, and the princess saved the entire capital by playing tricks! Dominate the world by cheating! Excerpt 1: "Your Highness, the imperial concubine has been deceived by the princess. The emperor wants us to pay the money." Jiang Chonghua: "Tell the father that if he has the ability, he can tell the princess himself." "Go back to your highness, the emperor dare not. The emperor said he was afraid that he would be involved." Excerpt 2: "Your highness, the two countries are at war, and our side is weak. The emperor said, let the princess try." "How to try? Let the princess lead the troops to fight?" "No, let the princess lead the way." Fragment 3: Yue Banban: "I can cure your disease, it only takes ten days." Jiang Chonghua: "Then... Are you willing to help me cure the disease?" Yue Banban: "Then... Will you listen to me?" "Listen." "Be obedient, and we won't cure you." Fragment 4 , Jiang Chonghua: "Remember when we first got married, my beloved, you said that I can't do it? "Yue Bingba;" No, I don't, you can, you are especially good! Jiang Chonghua, you can't do it anymore, you are making my stomach hurt now!" Fragment 5, Jiang Chonghua called the Qilin Guard; "Follow the princess quietly, don't let anything happen again." Qilinwei: "Your Highness is overthinking. If something happens, it will happen to others. There is absolutely no way that anything will happen to our living ancestor princess." Jiang Chonghua; "I know that I am just afraid that something will happen to others..."

43. 43 时 Time Stop from the Start, Even Evil Gods Have to Kneel Before Me! 时停起手，邪神也得给我跪下！ Six Gourds六个葫芦Urban2.6M WordsOngoing [Time Stop + Apocalypse + Superpowers + Arrogance + Forgetting Your Roots + Rejecting Inner Turmoil] Bai Ye transmigrated to the age of the Great Cataclysm, two hundred years in the future. This world was full of danger, its people were honest and simple, and mutated beasts ran rampant. But he wasn't worried. Because he could stop time for one minute every day. If he didn't use it today, he could save it up for tomorrow. When time across the world hit zero, he would be the only one who could mov 856.1kReads9.4Score70.5kShelves

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    🥬🥬🥬Full of laughter and constant comedy, I laughed so much that my stomach ached and I hit the bed! Why is there such a funny article [laughing to tears][laughing to tears][laughing to tears]? Every chapter has new surprises, and every page hides famous scenes that make people laugh so hard that they hit the bed! Don't have too many jokes. Hahaha, I stayed up late to read it and laughed out loud. [Laughing and crying][laughing and crying][laughing and crying]

44. 44 诡 The Horrors Are Hard to Kill? Sorry, I'm the Truly Immortal One 诡异难杀？抱歉，我才是真正不死 Six Gourds六个葫芦Urban2.0M WordsCompleted This book has been signed for publication, so enjoy it with confidence. [Death Regression + Foreknowledge of the Future + Kill the Saintly One First + Dark Tone + Supernatural Resurgence] After accidentally transmigrating to a world invaded by the supernatural, Fang Xiu awakens the ability to return from death, also known as turning back time. Whenever he dies, time rewinds to just before his death. In this perilous and uncanny world, he could have laid low, but instead he chooses to announce to 296.4kReads9.5Score35.5kShelves
45. 45 我 I Use Illusions to Control the World 我用幻术控制全世界 Six Gourds六个葫芦Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [A rare illusion-based novel featuring a villain protagonist, nightmare invasions, and original instances] Su Mu has the same dream every night. Each time he wakes, his mental strength has increased by one percent. He grows stronger just by sleeping. In the first year, hypnosis. He discovers his mental strength is already powerful enough to hypnotize others, and soon gang bosses, the campus belle, beautiful CEOs, and more have all become his slaves. In the second year, control over the five sens 79.1kReads9.4Score8.5kShelves
46. 46 万 A Crowd-Favorite Husky Goes Viral on a Dating Show for Being Hilarious 万人迷二哈在恋综靠沙雕爆红 Loves Grilled Gluten爱吃烤面筋Modern Romance523k WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy, entertainment industry, livestreamed dating show, a touch of everyone’s favorite] Shi Ha transmigrates into a book as a universally hated supporting character. Her mission is to crush the universally adored heroine and stage a successful comeback! The moment she appears, the audience bursts into angry jeers: “Can Shi Ha get off the planet already?!” But on the dating show… To her sworn enemy, she says, “I’ll get you a tortoise. Raise it well, and it can see you off when you die.” 4.3kReads9.5Score863Shelves

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    🌿🌿A heartwarming love story about cats and puppies. The female protagonist is a very lively and active husky. She uses a small ice hammer to break open the male protagonist's false shell bit by bit, and then eats it [lick screen][lick screen]. The narrative of the entire story, especially the description in the variety show, has a funny atmosphere, and some characters express some relatively correct views after the description, especially when the male protagonist is sure of his own feelings and before he is not sure, his entire performance is the kind that makes people like him soaring, and he especially likes boys with a sense of proportion.

47. 47 穿 After Transmigrating to the 1980s and Becoming a Substitute Bride, I Became the Army Officer's Most Beloved 穿越八零替嫁后我成了军官心尖宠 Over Ten Thousand a Day日收过万Modern Romance1.6M WordsCompleted [Transmigration + Substitute Marriage + Military Marriage + Stepmom + Mutual First Love] (Fictional Military Marriage + Everyday Life as a Military Wife) Yang Niannian, a college student, was so furious after losing ten ranked matches in a row in Honor of Kings that she blacked out and transmigrated to the 1980s. The moment she opened her eyes, her mother was pressuring her to marry, sobbing and sniffling all over her. “Lu Shishen is a soldier with a secure government job. If you marry him, you’ 102kReads9.2Score12.9kShelves
48. 48 灌 Slam Dunk: The Great Emperor Tsunoda 灌篮高手之角田大帝 Big Stuffed Sausage大馅肥肠Anime Fanfiction1.9M WordsOngoing If you don't read to the end, you'll never know what this book is about! It's definitely not just a story about leveling up with a System! [Comedy + Slam Dunk + Daily Life + School Life + City Life + Face-Slapping + Plot Twists + Romance + Transmigration + Rebirth + Weak System + Food + Suspense + Fan Fiction + Sports] These are the amusing exploits of the Great Emperor Kakuta. A comedic slice-of-life story disguised as Slam Dunk. In the Slam Dunk anime, Shohoku High School's basketball team has 933Reads8.1Score—Shelves

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    Slam Dunk Northeastern Dialect Version

49. 49 穿 Transmigrated into a Book as the Villain: From the Start, I Kidnapped the Heroine! 穿书反派：开局，我绑架了女主！ Magical Little Crow神奇小乌鸦Urban3.0M WordsCompleted [Lovable scoundrel of a villain + tea-artistry + male heartthrob + stunning looks + scheming + wild card + sweet on the outside, dark underneath + witty comedy + no fixed couple] Also known as: “I play a tea-green guy, and the male and female leads spoil me rotten!” Su Qing transmigrates into a modern wish-fulfillment novel. He becomes the rich villain who kidnaps the heroine in chapter one, gets beaten up by the hero in chapter two, and lands in prison in chapter three. Luckily, he awakens the 69.9kReads8.3Score4.5kShelves

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    [Anti-routine real and fake young master + funny + sixth male protagonist + novel system], dressing up as a dandy young master, threatening the goddess with his evil intentions at the beginning. With the aura of reversing black and white, he directly calls the other party a beast. Goddess: The world has changed and I have become a beast.

50. 50 别 You're Speedrunning High-Level Martial Arts While Others Suffer? 别人练功吃苦，你直接速通高武？ Changshou Can't Fly长寿不会飞Urban3.5M WordsOngoing [Signed for publication] [High martial arts + wish fulfillment + total domination + fast-paced + ruthless] “Ye Li, your opponent this time is my boyfriend. You’re no match for him, so hurry up and forfeit...” “You knocked him to his knees?!” “Ye Li, why did you apply to the top of the five great academies? Didn’t your teacher tell you not to get complacent and to keep your feet on the ground... You’ve already been granted early admission?!” “Ye Li, this strange beast rules the whole region. We’r 131.2kReads9.1Score9.2kShelves

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