Looking for System Stories That'll Have You Laughing Like Crazy in Bed at Midnight 求半夜在床上笑傻了的系统文
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Villain: My Little Brother is the Chosen One 反派:我的弟弟是天选之子
"Lovably awful villain + wish fulfillment + scheming + lighthearted + sly trickster + shameless + not an invincible protagonist" Qin Feng transmigrated into the ancient wilderness as the eldest young master of the Qin family. His twin younger brother was the legendary Chosen One, and possessed a one-in-ten-thousand Supreme Bone. He thought he could ride his brother’s coattails to the peak of life, but then an unprincipled System showed up and told him there was a bright future in being a villain
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I’m a Master Procrastinator, and My Crazy Antics Stun Rich Beauties 我,摸鱼达人,骚操作惊呆白富美
Qin Xun, a university student doing an internship, joins a newly founded marketing company and becomes a proud assistant planner. On his first day, he binds to a slacking-off System. As long as he goofs off at work, he can accumulate slacking points and earn rewards. Just as he’s making the most of his time slacking away in an unnoticed corner of the office, all while sporting the title of Outstanding Employee, a cool, aloof new female colleague is assigned to sit beside him by the HR manager. “
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Nuwa Awakens: Who's in Charge of the Three Realms These Days? 女娲醒后,这届三界谁带班的
Lighthearted comedy + absurd humor + no romance + ensemble cast + unconventional tropes Nuwa lets out a yawn that lasts ten thousand years. When she opens her eyes, she can't believe it: it's 2030! Heaven has opened up trade with the mortal realm, and phones, AI, and internet products are everywhere. Mortal street food sells for the price of elixirs in Heaven, while Heaven's spirit stones are being traded in the mortal realm until they become a financial bubble. The Underworld is even more ridi
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My Future CEO Self Can Read Minds. What's the Big Deal? 我未来霸总,会点读心术怎么了?
This is a female-oriented novel!!! [An outwardly aloof, gentlemanly male lead who’s a complainer on the inside x a beautiful, poker-faced female lead who’s actually a goofball] When people transmigrate into a book, they usually become either a wicked supporting character or a pretty extra. Shi Liaoliao transmigrates into a book as the male lead’s personal servant. “It’s been so long since I’ve seen the young master smile so happily.” “This is the first time the young master has brought a woman h
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Going Viral Starts with Calling the Cops 爆红从报警开始
Microdrama style, silly and lighthearted. The protagonist has no romantic pairings, male or female. Actor Mo Fei gets a Role System. From a holy monk, he gains an ability to attract criminals; from a serial killer, he learns human anatomy; from a detective, he learns to talk to cats; from a master thief, he learns sleight of hand... To everyone else, all of this seems downright bizarre. Would a normal actor radiate murderous intent? Would a normal actor know the human body so well? Would a norma
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Believe It or Not, I’ll Eat You! 信不信我吃了你!
In the age of interstellar civilization, humanity leaves behind an Earth ravaged by overdevelopment and spreads out into the vast cosmos. There, they accidentally discover a mysterious plant whose intelligence strikes fear into the galaxy's evil races, including the insectoid race. This enormous flower unwittingly takes root in the body of the deceased girl Su Changle. Su Changle is transformed: is she now a delicate little flower, or a terrifying tyrannosaurus? Who is the true master of acting?
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You Tell Me to Lay Down My Weapon, Madam, So Why Are You Picking It Up Again? 劝我放下屠刀,夫人你又拿它作甚
[Xianxia Romance + A Jinxed Little Fairy from the Celestial Realm vs. a Demon Lord with a Strong Moral Compass] On the day of her wedding, Yun Sang-sang was killed by her husband as a stepping stone to his ascension. He ascended to godhood, while her resentment lingered. Just as she was about to awaken, she became the jinx everyone in the Three Realms wanted to punish. The immortals of the Celestial Realm adored her husband and bullied her at every turn. Heartbroken, she went to the mortal realm
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The Workaholic CEO Loves Overtime, So His Overworked Secretary Runs Off with the Desk 卷王总裁爱加班,牛马秘书扛桌跑
[Sweet, soft-hearted, adorable overworked secretary X ruthless, seductive, scheming CEO with a fragile side | HE + sweet romance + mutual devotion + funny and lighthearted + mutual healing + gentle comfort] At 10 p.m., in an office tower in Shanghai’s CBD, CEO’s secretary Li Li eats instant noodles and gnaws on a cold meat bun in front of her computer. She can’t take any more overtime at this lousy job. It just never ends! After losing her job, she gets referred by a relative and lands a positio
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The King's Avatar: Rediscovering the Original Aspiration of Glory 全职高手之找回荣耀的初心
Female-oriented story. The heroine has returned after multiple loops, starts at the peak, and is proficient in multiple professions. In short, her character is so amazing she practically breaks the heavens, but she can be indecisive and sometimes needs a push from others. Once she makes up her mind about something, though, she acts right away. The seventh season is currently underway. Family: Su Muqiu No couples in the main story, which focuses on everyday life. The bonus chapters let readers pi
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The King's Avatar: Ye Xiu’s Retirement Life 全职高手之叶修的退休生活
[Urban + Romance + Fanfiction + Sweet Romance] This fanfiction is based on my own understanding and ideas after reading the original novel and watching the web series! The original top player has finally retired and returned home to enjoy his retirement. He had already spent half a year trying out retired life, but once he truly retired, he discovered that it was even harder and more exhausting than before. He even found himself missing the days before he retired.
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The King's Avatar: The Jiang and Ye Twin Stars 全职高手之江叶双子星
[The King's Avatar TV series] Jiang Long and Ye Xiu grew up together. In Glory, Jiang Long is also a battle mage on a par with Ye Xiu. I honestly don't know what else to say. Just read it and see. Let's get straight to the point!
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The King's Avatar: The Path to Glory 全职高手:荣耀之途
[Esports + Everyday Life + Invincible Protagonist + No Romance] On the eve of Glory’s first professional league, Su Muqiu is preparing to sign with Excellent Era alongside Ye Qiu. On his way to pick up his younger sister from school, a runaway car comes hurtling straight toward him. Will this force Su Muqiu to say goodbye to the professional arena? The gears of fate turn quietly as a different destiny takes shape. This time, I’m going to stand on the highest stage and raise that 24-karat solid g
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The King's Avatar: Glory Never Ends 全职高手:荣耀,永不散场
(No CP, no plot-driven storyline, though there may be a little plot depending on how things go) The Serious Version What do you think glory is? Is it a youth without regrets, or a conviction forged in passion? None of that is true glory. The crown in the game belongs only to the game, and to esports. Only when you put the true crown of glory on your own head can you understand its weight. The Not-So-Serious Version One day, professional players are told that the game they have always played has
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League of Legends: The Return of a Master 英雄联盟之高手再现
He was once a legend in the DOTA scene, and a rich young heir who spent money like water. Then a sudden accident brought him crashing down to an ordinary life. As LOL took the world by storm and esports swept across China, his restless heart stirred once more. Driven by a passionate love of esports, he set out on a new journey: the legendary road to becoming an all-around pro!
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The Otherworld's The King's Avatar 异界全职高手
A calamity strikes a mountain boy without warning. His father and everyone in his village are slaughtered over a treasure, setting him on a path of flight and revenge. His talent is extraordinary, and there is nothing he cannot master: warrior, healer, weaponsmith, alchemist... He learns it all, just so that one day he can reach the pinnacle of power and kill every last one of his enemies. An unknown nobody rises to become a legend and conquer the world.
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Cast Out by Her In-Laws for Being Infertile, She Marries a Tycoon and Has Triplets in One Night 不孕被婆家赶,嫁暴发户一夜三崽
[The 1990s + lighthearted comedy + starting a factory + getting revenge on scumbags + everyday life] After three years of engagement, Jiang Tang had taken care of Gu Zhun's parents and younger siblings, honoring his parents and working herself to the bone for him. In return, he came home after completing his studies and acted as if he didn't know her. Jiang Tang turned around and impulsively married a nouveau riche. Overnight, she became a mother of three. First she landed big orders, then built
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I Became My Ex's Mother-in-Law 我给前任当丈母娘
The short drama adapted from this novel, Uncle, I Just Want to Get You on the Cheap, is now streaming on Hongguo. Starring Yu Long and Yang Mie Mie. [Older man romance + sweet everyday love story + wealthy CEO + lighthearted comedy + no angst, no doormat heroine + no affair + no replacement] I showed up dressed to the nines at my ex-boyfriend's engagement party. He thought I was there to make a scene, but I smiled kindly and said, “We're all family now, so don't be so formal. Just call me Auntie
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My Best Friend and I Reincarnated into a Cheating Scandal: Honey, Hear Me Out 闺蜜齐穿抓奸现场老公你听我狡辩
[Transmigrate into a Book + Ensemble Cast + A Bad Girl Seeks Redemption + The Husband-Chasing Crematorium + Sweet Romance + Lighthearted and Lively + Over-the-Top Rich-Family Drama] Qin Yao and Lin Sui, two best friends, transmigrate into a book together. Not only do they become doomed cannon-fodder supporting female characters, they also end up caught in the act. One gets drunk and heads straight to a hotel with a guy, while the other takes a huge amount of cash and runs off to the airport w
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Damn! Why Is the Crown Princess Surrounded by Suitors Everywhere? 可恶!怎么到处都是长公主的鱼!
[Short drama of the same name] [The Princess's World of Flowers] Now streaming [Content warning: The female lead is not exclusive, but all the men are, so read with caution] [Schrodinger's playgirl × a whole lot of men] [Lighthearted, not a serious historical drama] [Original title]: Too Many Men Are Such a Hassle. Who Should I Spoil? Wen Yu transmigrates into the Great Sheng Dynasty as its beautiful, useless, brainless eldest princess. After learning that the original owner drowned by accident
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Are You Crazy? You're Robbing a Bank and Bringing Your Father-in-Law Along? 疯了吧,抢银行你还带上老丈人?
Li Xiu was selected to take part in a safety drill, and his mission was to rob a bank. That was bad enough, but just as he set out, his father-in-law showed up to demand money. Father-in-law: “You have to give me this 200,000 yuan today, or I’m not letting you leave.” With no other choice, Li Xiu decided to take his father-in-law to the bank. The moment he pulled out a pistol and put on a mask, his father-in-law was stunned. Father-in-law: “You’re really ruthless. You’d rob a bank over a 200,000
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I Thought We Were Brothers, but You Tricked Me into Robbing a Bank? 我把你当兄弟,你骗我抢银行?
After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lu Ming’s friend Zhou Hang took part in a military exercise, playing the role of a bank robber. Zhou Hang decided to recruit Lu Ming to play a robber too. For security reasons, he couldn’t tell him the truth about the exercise, so he used an invitation to dinner as an excuse to get Lu Ming out of the house. “Isn’t this just dinner? Do you really have to withdraw cash at the bank?” Watching his good friend Zhou Hang, who’d invited him to dinner, Lu Ming s
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Who Gets It, Guys? The First Emperor Snatched My System 家人们谁懂啊,系统被始皇截胡了
[Main story has no romance, and is set in an alternate Great Qin. Not everything is historical: a mix of history and comedy] "The final bonus chapter is for readers' satisfaction and has a hint of romance. If that bothers you, feel free to skip it" Good news: Li Jiang transmigrates to the Qin dynasty and gets to see her idol in person. At last, she lays eyes on the legendary ancestor, nearly two meters tall, with thick brows and big eyes. She gets to watch the First Emperor unify the Six Kingdom
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High Martial: Infinite Clones, and I Crush an S-Rank Beast to Death from the Start 高武:无限分身,开局撑死S异兽
“We transmigrated to a world where martial strength reigns supreme and countless races stand side by side.” “There are also exotic beasts.” “Original body, you have to keep us alive. Our lives are in your hands.” “Ha! Just some exotic beasts. Watch me take them down with a sliding tackle!” “I’ll tackle them too!” “Huh? Looks like we stuffed it to death.” “Nice.” … “Could you all be quiet for a minute? My head’s about to explode.” Qin Ze looked at the countless versions of himself surrounding hi
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Showbiz: This Delivery Guy Has Quite a Few Skills 娱乐:这个外卖小哥,技能有点多
(Main story complete!) [Entertainment: music + variety shows + comedy + livestreaming + fishing + no female lead...] One performance of “Decent” brings Situ Yanran to tears, while no one can cover “Moonlight.” “Are you really a delivery guy?” Nan Ye: “As real as they come!” He joins a rural variety show and not only knows how to butcher an ox, but is also an expert fisherman. “Are you really a delivery guy?” Nan Ye: “You bet!” Netizens: “This delivery guy knows a little too much!” “Deliv
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They Wanted Me to Be a Sacrificial Stepmother, but I Chose to Make My Own Way 让我当炮灰主母,我偏另谋高枝
[Historical Romance / Household Intrigue / Sweet Romance / The Male Lead Is Head Over Heels] In Ruyi's Beloved Concubine, the heir apparent Xie Yunzhix is a brave and formidable warrior, always dashing across the battlefield in fine clothes, with no one able to stand against him. Sadly, he is only a supporting character. The story opens with him in a vegetative state, leaving behind three adopted sons. Xu Qingyi discovers that she has become the foil to the beloved heroine of a sweet romance. On
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You're a Traffic Cop. Is It Appropriate to Take a Homicide Case? 你一个交警,抢刑侦的案子合适吗
He transmigrated to a parallel world and became a graduate of the police academy. When Xu Lin received his job assignment, he was completely bewildered. He had graduated top of his class with perfect marks in criminal investigation, and was about to become a criminal investigator. So why had they assigned him to the traffic police? What was that supposed to mean? They wouldn’t let him work criminal investigations? Fine. A traffic cop could take on criminal investigations, too. On his first day a
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I'm a Celebrity. What's Wrong with Doing a Side Hustle? 我一个明星,搞点副业很合理吧?
After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lin Xia becomes a minor celebrity stuck near the bottom of the industry. Everyone knows that D-list celebrities are treated worse than dogs. Life is tough, so Lin Xia makes a living with odd jobs. To get by, Lin Xia has no choice but to take up some side gigs. Day one: picking a lock at someone’s home, netting 200 yuan. Day two: setting up a fortune-telling stall, netting 500 yuan. Day three: selling cartoon-print underwear at a street stall, netting 800
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A Journey Toward Life 一路向生
My new book is here! You’re welcome to read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you’ll enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well!
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A Hilarious Transmigration: Dad, Our Whole Family Has Been Transmigrated to Pieces! 搞笑穿越:爹,咱家都被穿烂了!
[Comedy + transmigration + adorable pets + System] The protagonist transmigrates to the cultivation world, only to discover that all his ancestors were transmigrators too. At last he gets a System, but he can't use it until he pays off his past life's overdue credit card bill. If he fails to pay within three days, he'll bleed from all seven orifices and die. Faced with a disastrous start, how will the protagonist survive? His arranged-marriage partner turns out to be in love with his older siste
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A Catastrophic Start: I’m Forced to Marry a Lame, Mad King 天崩开局,我被迫嫁给瘸腿癫王
[One-on-one, both with no past relationships: the woman transmigrates into a book, pretending to be a vixen but really just a laid-back slacker; the man is reborn, pretending to be a madman but secretly a true romantic. They spar and fall in love, flirt to the extreme, enjoy endless sweet indulgence, and clash over court politics.] No bitter drama, just sweet, over-the-top romance. Their clashes are mostly battles of wits. Su Xu accidentally transmigrates into a book and becomes a cannon-fodder
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