Any Hilarious No-Romance Stories That'll Make You Die Laughing? 爆笑能笑死人的那种但无CP的，有木有？

1. 1351 四 Siheyuan: Xu Damao, Clear-Eyed About the World 四合院：人间清醒许大茂 The Little Chick Is Here小鸡来了42k WordsCompleted Siheyuan: Xu Damao, a Clear-Eyed Man 390Reads—Score—Shelves
2. 1352 滚 A Tough Woman Transmigrates into a Book: Her Scumbag Father and Grandparents Are Wiped Out 滚刀肉穿书，渣爹爷奶片甲不留 The Eye in the Heart心中目Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Power Fantasy, Putting Scumbags in Their Place, Transmigrate into a Book, Two Strong Leads, Goofy Heroine, Hero Takes a Back Seat, Sweet Romance Fans Beware] The little cannon-fodder character's mother was schemed against by her cheating scumbag father and kicked out with nothing. Sui Yi could accept having no parents, but she absolutely couldn't accept being left out of the family fortune! So the “dutiful” daughter sent her scumbag father and his mistress straight to the top of the social news 26.1kReads9.2Score2.8kShelves

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   ✨✨The content is hilarious, the protagonist is incredibly clear-headed, and the characters are well-developed and interesting. Don't miss this book! You won't regret reading it, and you won't be fooled. It will make you laugh until you fall asleep in bed; it's really entertaining and will leave you feeling great. I love this kind of witty, sarcastic, and always-satisfying story!

3. 1353 少 The Young Marshal Rules His Wife: Even If the Forced-Melon's Not Sweet, It Has to Be 少帅霸妻，强扭的瓜不甜也得甜 Chu Diandian初点点Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Traditional household intrigue + revenge on scoundrels + fictional Republic-era setting + coercive pursuit + reborn heroine] Young Marshal Jing Yuanzhao is captivated by Yan Xin’s striking beauty and wants to keep her in a private residence, even though she is already married. “Stay with me for three months, and I’ll give you all the luxury and wealth you want. Your husband’s career will take off, too.” Yan Xin slapped him across the face. After he went to every length to get her, he asked with 28.4kReads9.5Score3.6kShelves

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   🌮🌮A handsome but taciturn young warlord, fiercely devoted to the female lead. Given a second chance at life, the female lead only wants to live for herself. She possesses medical skills, is resourceful, and grateful to those who help her. The scene with Sha Guo and Qinian was exhilarating; the clean and decisive ending was truly satisfying.

4. 1354 妻 My Wife Stayed Out All Night, So I Leapt Up and Kicked Her 妻子夜不归宿，跳起来就是一脚 The Little Chick Is Here小鸡来了12k WordsCompleted My Wife Didn't Come Home All Night, So I Leapt Up and Kicked Her 214Reads—Score—Shelves
5. 1355 本 I’ve Transmigrated to a Famine Year. If You Need Me, Burn Some Paper Offerings 本人已穿荒年，有事记得烧纸 The Butterfly Doesn't Want To蝴蝶不愿意Ancient Romance1.3M WordsCompleted Chen Dongyue transmigrated. The good news: She gained access to a strange pocket dimension. The catch was that the unreliable space only worked if her old friend You Sijia made daily “offerings” to it. The bad news: She had transmigrated into the body of a woman as burly as a mountain and as fierce as a tigress. Her family was poor, and on top of that, she had to deal with the “mess” her missing husband had left behind, as well as support her mother-in-law, brother-in-law, and sister-in-law. Luc 7.8kReads9.3Score831Shelves
6. 1356 亲 After Their Parenting Variety Show Goes Viral, Everyone Online Wants to Call Me Mom 亲子综艺爆火后，全网都认我当妈 Camellias and Wine茶花与酒Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Xuanxuan is an orphan, not her biological daughter] Jiang Sui transmigrates again, this time into the body of a C-list star with a terrible reputation. On a parent-child livestreaming variety show, she and her daughter become the foil to a mother-daughter duo whose motto is to do absolutely nothing. The laid-back duo wins countless fans by slacking off, while Jiang Sui's group attracts nothing but haters. In a triathlon challenge: The laid-back mom makes her son drag her along. Comments: “What 8.9kReads9.2Score1.5kShelves
7. 1357 别 They Throw Mud at Me, So I Lie Down and Sue Them for 38,000 别人朝我扔泥巴，躺下讹他三万八 Yan Xiaonuo颜小糯Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy + livestreaming + going crazy anywhere, anytime] Qiao Xi takes on a mission from the Space-Time Administration, transmigrating into a tragic romance novel to fix its plot. She becomes a nobody with barely any fame and is bound to a Truth-Telling System. From then on, the tragic romance takes a bizarre turn... During a variety show livestream, she is asked why she works so hard. Guest 1: “I thought of the hardworking farmers.” Guest 2: “My grandma was a farmer. I miss her so much.” 43.2kReads9.5Score5.4kShelves

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   Funny, romantic, face-slapping, urban, time-travel—the most important thing is comedy! Highly recommended!

8. 1358 小 After the Chubby Kid Took a Knife for Me, I Kicked My Best Friend Flying 小胖子帮我挡刀后，我一脚踹飞了我的好闺蜜 The Little Chick Is Here小鸡来了Modern Romance32k WordsCompleted After the Chubby Kid Took a Knife for Me, I Kicked My Best Friend Flying 59Reads—Score—Shelves
9. 1359 天 A Baby Falls from the Sky, and Daddy Says I'm a Dragon 天降奶包，爹爹说我是条龙 Cheng Cheng Qian橙橙千Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Everyone's Darling + Adorable Baby + No Romance] Fu Jinli is a dragon, but his father is human. The emperor of the Great Qi had ruled for six years without an heir, and everyone at court was worried sick. Then one day, the stern emperor sat high upon his throne, cradling a three- or four-year-old toddler in his arms. The little girl wore fine silk clothes and smiled sweetly at everyone she met. The ministers: Wonderful! Heaven has blessed our Great Qi. The little princess beat the Left Chan 34.3kReads9.5Score2.3kShelves

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   Don't let the title ruin this wonderful book!!! Those who are favored are always fearless, especially the child the emperor stole from the Dragon Palace. As a native dragon cub, he possesses immense power, controlling his father and making him avoid him like the plague, always walking close to the wall!!! [Heavy punch][Heavy punch][Heavy punch]

10. 1360 喝 Drink. Brag. Die. 喝酒.吹牛.死 The Little Chick Is Here小鸡来了10k WordsCompleted Drink. Brag. Die. 187Reads—Score—Shelves
11. 1361 我 I’m a Max-Level Ancestor. What’s Wrong with Raising a Few Hundred Million Kids? 我满级老祖，养亿点崽子怎么了 Luo Xiaoyao骆小妖Modern Romance918k WordsCompleted The short drama adaptation, My Xuanmen Ancestor, Why Do My Kids Spoil Me So Much?, is now streaming. [Spirit monsters + wish fulfillment + wacky comedy + supernatural + absurd humor + a mash-up of everything + no male lead (the heroine shines on her own)] (All the spirit beasts in the main cast have pictures. The full collection is in the book’s featured posts, so feel free to check them out!) After Shi Ruyi, the last heir of the Xuanmen, restores her body and descends the mountain, she discover 17.4kReads9.4Score2.1kShelves

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    It's hilarious that there's no romantic pairing; it'll make you laugh until you die.

12. 1362 彩 The Dowry's Road to Ruin 彩礼不归路 The Little Chick Is Here小鸡来了Marriage & Romance7k WordsCompleted The Road to No Return: Bride Price 150Reads—Score—Shelves
13. 1363 R R Virus, How Compatible Are You? R病毒，你的契合度高不高 The Little Chick Is Here小鸡来了24k WordsCompleted R Virus: How Compatible Are You? 144Reads—Score—Shelves
14. 1364 修 Cultivating Immortality by Raising a Horde of Monsters: What Are You All Panicking About? 修仙，我就养群妖怪，你们慌什么 Last Night's Tea昨夜的茶Ancient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted [Transmigration! Reborn! Lighthearted + lively + satisfying + funny + leveling up and fighting monsters!] Lin Chuyi failed her tribulation and was reborn in a tiny mountain village where they ate just two meals a day. With her soul damaged, she spent years in a daze. Then she suddenly rose to prominence, leaving everyone dumbfounded! She raises spirit beasts, takes in monsters, and leads her family in leveling up as they fight monsters! When her adoptive father returned from the army, he stared 54.3kReads9.5Score7.8kShelves

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    Super hilarious, a bit ensemble-oriented, but none of them overshadow the female lead, who has no romantic partner. This book is really well-written; the story is tight, the characters are vivid, and every person and beast is very distinctive. It's heartwarming and funny, hahaha! My favorite character is Shi Hanzi; he's practically my dream demon! Honestly, he needs to be strong in combat and easy to raise. It's a really good story, although the cultivation aspect isn't entirely rigorous, but that's negligible. Since the story isn't primarily about becoming an immortal, I think the narrative is more important. So the cultivation content isn't a major problem.

15. 1365 借 After Reincarnating in a Corpse, the Whole World Finally Finds Peace 借尸还魂后，整个世界都清净了 The Little Chick Is Here小鸡来了28k WordsCompleted After Coming Back to Life in Another Body, the Whole World Finally Got Some Peace 124Reads—Score—Shelves
16. 1366 你 Don’t Even Think About Reincarnating 你们一个都别想重生 Hua Maobai花毛白Modern Romance1.5M WordsCompleted [Everyday school life + sunny heroine + no reincarnation or transmigration + warm and healing] [Special notice: The heroine won't have a romance. Other characters may have romantic storylines.] After narrowly escaping death, Gu Qinghuan partnered with the System and enrolled in Class Three, Year One, at a private high school. [Someday in the future, your classmates may be reborn.] [Before then, they will be deceived, hated, attacked, and destroyed,] [Your mission is to stop them from being rebor 27.9kReads9.5Score4.1kShelves

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    The story is heartwarming and funny, and the main characters don't have a romantic partner. I think this one is worth buying. A well-written ensemble piece is truly excellent. The female lead's family was supposed to die in a car accident, but the system saved them and tasked her with preventing her classmates from being reborn.

17. 1367 明 Getting By in the Late Ming 明末混日子 Swatting Mosquitoes in My Sleep睡觉打蚊子Historical1.2M WordsOngoing A little nobody arrived in a brand-new world. What path would he take here...? Perhaps he would change this place. Perhaps he would remain nothing more than a speck of dust, arriving quietly and leaving just as quietly. Perhaps he would try his hardest and still fail. Whatever happened, life would go on, and tomorrow would still come. He just wouldn't be that young man anymore. 286Reads5.3Score—Shelves

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    I request to leave the station.

18. 1368 末 The Apocalypse Is Crazy Too 末世也疯狂 The Little Chick Is Here小鸡来了8k WordsCompleted Going Crazy in the Apocalypse 87Reads—Score—Shelves
19. 1369 这 This Boss Is So Sneaky, He Takes His Street Stall Everywhere 这老板真苟，摆个地摊还到处走 Selling Egg Burgers!卖鸡蛋汉堡咯Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [The print edition of Random Gourmet Stall is now available on major platforms] [Gourmet] [No romance] [Everyday life] [Comedy] [Comfort food] [Cozy] [Healing] After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lin Zhou unexpectedly binds himself to a Random Gourmet System. Every week brings a random location, random food, and different customers. He sells buns at the park entrance, century egg and lean pork congee on a mountaintop, and candied hawthorns outside a school. Every dish is mouthwatering and 84.2kReads9.5Score8.3kShelves

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    Reading this book gave me the urge to cook. Reading this book gave me a warm feeling. Food, in a way, can soothe your heart. The male protagonist has a system and sets up a stall in a different place every week. Foodies chase after him like crazy. The humor is top-notch.

20. 1370 穿 Transmigrating into a Spy War: My Codename Is God of Wealth 穿越谍战，我的代号是财神 A Thousand Stars Like Fire千星如火Urban2.1M WordsCompleted [Espionage + Political Intrigue + Undercover Agent + Supply Trading + The Ultimate Power Fantasy = A Must-Read] Chen Yang, a disposable agent from the Fuxing Society's military training brigade, is ordered to infiltrate Shanghai and gather intelligence. By chance, he gets into a collaborationist Japanese agency and is put in charge of transportation. To better conceal his identity, Chen Yang puts the art of trading money and sex, perfected in a later era, to good use. He conspires with logist 2.3kReads9.3Score281Shelves
21. 1371 远 Steer Clear of High-Paying Job Offers 远离高薪诱惑 The Little Chick Is Here小鸡来了8k WordsCompleted Beware the Lure of a High Salary 33Reads—Score—Shelves
22. 1372 穿 After Becoming a Substitute, She Stayed Up All Night Studying the Nanny Handbook 穿替身后，她连夜攻读月嫂手册 Little White Snake in the Waves浪里小白蛇Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted After overworked office drone Ye Qingqing transmigrated into the role of a stand-in for someone’s one true love, all she wanted was to make money. When the domineering CEO told her to dance, she put on a white dress and started doing the hand dance. When he told her to sing, she shocked the bar with a song called “My Surname Is Shi.” When the woman he truly loved framed her, she handed over a job application, complete with an advanced nanny certificate. When a rich young lady tried to humiliate 16.5kReads9.0Score2kShelves

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    No personal standards whatsoever: This is an absolutely hilarious book that made me laugh until I was breathless! For readers who appreciate logical and well-written stories, I can confidently say that the author's imagination is the wildest I've ever read! The female lead's outrageous antics are unmatched; she relentlessly schemes against a bunch of bizarre villains, ruthlessly exploiting them—truly showcasing the art of language and shamelessness to the extreme! This book doesn't focus on romance; instead, it's about the female lead and several other capable female characters mutually pampering each other and working together. This kind of eccentric, even insane, literature is just so incredibly interesting! Highly recommended!!! The author is a true master of language!

23. 1373 灵 A Soul's Bloody Path 灵魂血路 The Little Chick Is Here小鸡来了9k WordsCompleted Blood Trail of the Soul 117Reads—Score—Shelves
24. 1374 贫 Just a Poor Rogue Cultivator. Why Are You Kneeling, Fellow Daoist? 贫穷散修一枚，道友何故下跪？ Knife, Medicine, Pen刀药笔Ancient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted [No romance, ensemble cast] [A goofy trio of wandering cultivators] [Female-led cultivation progression, few scenes involving children, skip if that bothers you] Song Li transmigrates into a cultivation novel as the evil female supporting character. After bullying the heroine, she is thrown by her own brother into the Abandoned Infant Pagoda, where she dies at the hands of countless vengeful infant spirits. Waking inside the pagoda, she looks at the crying spirits and says, “I can be your mother 32.3kReads9.4Score4.4kShelves

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    So funny! [Facepalm][Facepalm][Facepalm]

25. 1375 致 Fatal Illusion 致命幻觉 The Little Chick Is Here小鸡来了10k WordsCompleted Deadly Hallucination 89Reads—Score—Shelves
26. 1376 师 Junior Sister, Stop Competing! Our Sect Is Already Invincible 师妹别卷了，我们师门已经无敌了 Delicate and Soft身娇体软Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Silly fun + pampered by the whole group + no romance + invincible] Yu Danlian is eating baby octopus when she accidentally transmigrates into a cultivation world. A Foundation Establishment cultivator takes her as a disciple, then dumps her on seven senior brothers who are supposedly just as good-for-nothing as she is. The senior brothers, who have been pretending to be good-for-nothings, are thrilled when their new junior sister turns out to be the real deal. The eldest teaches her Buddhism. T 4.3kReads9.3Score756Shelves
27. 1377 甲 First Sino-Japanese War: From Sinking the Yoshino to Becoming a World Power 甲午：从击沉吉野到成为世界列强 Genius Historian天才史学家Historical1.3M WordsOngoing [Sino-Japanese War of 1894] [No System] [Decisive and Ruthless] [Late Qing Dynasty] [Passionate Struggle for Supremacy] [Warlords] [Founder of the Beiyang New Army] [Tiger of Beiyang] [Dragon of Beiyang] [Beiyang] [History] [Transmigration] [Naval Warfare] [War of Resistance] [No Saintly Hero] [Battleships] [Cruisers] [Ancient History] [War of Resistance Against Japan] [Emperor] [Tyrant] [God of War] [World Domination] The people's heroes will live forever. [British Princess] [Japanese Pirate Em 5.1kReads6.8Score434Shelves
28. 1378 主 The Streamer Does a Good Deed Every Day, Sending Criminals to Prison for Life 主播日行一善，罪犯牢底坐穿 Chilled Orange冰镇橙子Urban603k WordsCompleted [Livestream] [Comedy] [Living King of Hell] [No heroine] Originally titled: This Kindhearted Streamer Makes Even Satan Offer Him a Cigarette Su Chen, who transmigrates from a parallel world, gets bound to a Good Samaritan System. His whole thing is being kindhearted! One day, while Livestreaming, he’s suddenly stopped by a deaf-mute person on the roadside. The person pulls out a phone, opens a payment code, and asks for a donation. The people nearby gesture to Su Chen, warning him that the deaf- 5.5kReads9.0Score598Shelves

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    🍀It's rare to find a book this long. It's unpredictable, engaging, and feels like such a world truly exists. The protagonist gives the reader a sense of participation, as if they've stumbled upon it, rather than the world revolving around them.

29. 1379 七 1970s Space: A Transmigrated Daughter and Her Reborn Mother 七零空间：穿越闺女重生妈 Transmigration and Rebirth穿越加重生Modern Romance392k WordsOngoing [Period] [The 1970s] [Transmigration] [Space] [Reborn] [Mutual devotion] [A touch of ensemble cast] [Educated youth] [Two worlds connected] She opens her eyes and has transmigrated into a book set in the 1970s. Even the paper character's slap across her face hurts like hell. She has become a short-lived cannon-fodder character. Damn it! This woman is going to defy fate and change her destiny! 46.5kReads8.9Score3.4kShelves
30. 1380 爹 Dad, Stop Hiding and Come Out of the Mountains. You're Truly Invincible! 爹，别苟了出山吧，你真无敌了！ Dream-Chasing Little Kite追梦小纸鸢Eastern Fantasy1.6M WordsCompleted [Invincible] [Laying low] [Empress] [System sign-in] [Raising a daughter] [Everyone’s favorite] [One female lead] When your daughter roams the martial world, you fear she’ll get hurt! When your daughter becomes a big shot, she’ll have your back! My name is Chu Mo, an ordinary man. From the start, my wife and daughter had already left me. I planned to live out my life quietly in the mountains, but who could have guessed my daughter would sneak off to explore the martial world and make me out to b 35.5kReads9.0Score3.1kShelves

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    This is hilarious, absolutely laugh-out-loud funny, and there's no romantic pairing. The story begins with the male protagonist's daughter venturing into the martial arts world. Ding! Congratulations, host, your daughter and wife have both run away, fulfilling the system activation condition: [Daughter roams the martial arts world, father fears his daughter will get hurt! Daughter becomes a big shot, father has his daughter's back!] Congratulations, host, you have obtained the 'Lonely Man's Sign-in System'. With this system, you'll never be left with nothing!

31. 1381 海 The Begonias Bloom for You Again 海棠今又为君开 Yi Shuang宜霜Ancient Romance556k WordsCompleted [Historical Romance + Sweet Romance + National and Family Feuds] In her previous life, Xiuyi trusted a scumbag and agreed to marry him, only to be pushed into a pond by a scheming white lotus and drown! Reborn, she opened a clinic, saved her father and brothers, kicked the scumbag to the curb, and schemed to have the white lotus die a gruesome death in prison. The cold-faced marquis, whose power held sway over the realm, drew her into his arms: “Don't worry! With me here, everything will be your 41.1kReads9.3Score4.3kShelves
32. 1382 傅 Mr. Fu, Your Wife Has Gone Fortune-Telling on the Street Again and Again 傅总，您夫人又又又去摆摊算命了 Mu Fufeng木抚风Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Mysticism + ghost hunting + fortune-telling + comedy + wish fulfillment] After her master passes away, mystic prodigy Lin Xi comes down from the mountains to set up a fortune-telling stall, earning money while searching for her fiancé. “Master, when will my son meet his destined woman?” Lin Xi: “There’s no destined woman, but there is a destined man.” “Master, I keep dreaming about a ghost. Please get rid of it for me.” Lin Xi: “The ghost is your father. You’ve been visiting the wrong grave. He 66.4kReads9.3Score8.1kShelves

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    🥰🥰My stomach hurts from laughing so much! This is hilarious! You have to read it. I initially clicked on it because of the title and the synopsis, but after reading two chapters I was hooked. It's so funny!

33. 1383 神 The Abandoned Miracle Doctor Returns Reborn 神医弃女重生归来 Zi Wei He子薇河Ancient Romance522k WordsCompleted [Devoted to each other + reborn + pocket dimension + revenge + sweet romance] (A full-cast audiobook adaptation is available. Give it a listen!) In her previous life, she caught a chill after falling into the water and slept for six days, missing her coming-of-age ceremony. When she woke, she was told she would marry the Marquis's heir in a month. To please her family, she agreed. But the heir's heart never belonged to her. At the marquis's residence, she was constantly targeted and mistreated, 16kReads8.8Score1.4kShelves
34. 1384 穿 Transmigrating Through Thirty Years of the 1960s 穿越六零三十年 Transmigration and Rebirth穿越加重生Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Period] [Transmigration] [Space] [Reborn] [Educated Youth] [A Light Ensemble Cast] [Building Wealth] [The 1960s, 1970s, and 1980s] Chen Xi, the heroine, is transported to the 1960s by a silver-white dragon-and-phoenix ring. She becomes a ten-year-old girl with the same name, and her dream comes true: she gains an enormous space for farming and raising livestock. Blinded by a handsome face, she even takes in the gorgeous Chu Xuan. The only thing she regrets is giving him too much spirit spring w 13.4kReads8.9Score1.1kShelves
35. 1385 重 Reborn in the 1980s! No Regrets!!! 重生八零！不留遗憾！！！ Transmigration and Rebirth穿越加重生10k WordsCompleted Reborn in 1980! No regrets!!! 336Reads—Score—Shelves
36. 1386 假 The Fake Heiress Reads Fortunes Live and Exposes an AI Scam 假千金直播算命，撕穿AI骗局 Dreamed Of The Temple Of The God Of Wealth Last Night夜里梦见财神庙Modern Romance309k WordsCompleted The Fake Heiress Steals Her Luck? I Use AI Metaphysics to Crush Her Bound to the Heavenly Secrets Computing Power System, I turn the tide with a million viewers watching live. On the first day the mad true heiress returns, she uses AI metaphysics to tell fortunes on a livestream and expose the fake heiress's scheme to alter her destiny. The whole internet accuses her of clout-chasing. She predicts on the spot: Take blood pressure medication with talisman water to ward off evil, and the person wh 39Reads—Score154Shelves

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    This is the description? "The payer will die in 10 minutes." On the first day after being found by the wealthy family, the real heiress, Su Wan, in front of millions of netizens, smashed the fake heiress's fortune-telling business through a live stream! Blood pressure medication with a talisman for warding off evil? This isn't changing fate, it's killing! Netizens were all mocking her as a country bumpkin trying to gain attention, but who knew that the next second, the victim vomited blood on the spot. Su Wan became a legend in one battle, powerfully activating the Heavenly Secret Merit System. Dismantling a series of scams, breaking the black chain of metaphysics, and destroying fake feng shui formations... Su Wan, disguised as a human, stormed ahead, crushing the fake heiress's altar and igniting the entire internet! And Ye Sihan, the legendary ruthless and decisive tycoon of Tianheng Technology who banned her account, pinned her against the door of his study late at night. "Master Su, do you see that I am destined for death? Is there a way to resolve this?" The man slightly loosened his collar, revealing the mysterious and dangerous Returning Void Array pattern on the side of his neck. Su Wan whispered, "A deadlock is hard to break; it requires close protection." Ye Sihan seized the opportunity to grab her wrist and pull her into his arms, saying, "Then I'll trouble Master Su... To stay by my side day and night, never leaving my side." From then on, the aloof tech tycoon became her personal talisman, and the max-level heiress achieved success in both career and love, their ambiguous entanglements so sweet they made her weak in the knees!

37. 1387 穿 I Transmigrated into a Book as the Villain, Then Turned the Sickly Female Lead into My Own Creation 穿书反派，反手养成病娇女主 I Just Want to Write Alone只想一个人写Urban365k WordsCompleted He was just 10% away from being able to go home. Ye Qi transmigrated into a tragic romance novel, and the System told him: win over the sickly, obsessive heroine. Fail, and you'll have to lick her high heels. Succeed, and you can go home. He stayed by her side for seven years, from the time she was nine until she turned seventeen. He taught her to eat, helped her grow vegetables, and carried her through snowy nights. The System said: Her corruption level is still at 20%. You can go home now. But 1.2kReads—Score102Shelves

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    While Ye Qi was enjoying a novel about a wealthy tycoon, he suddenly felt dizzy and lightheaded. When he awoke, he found himself in the body of a male supporting character who had bullied the female lead since childhood. The instant he realized this, he gained a system. A nine-day time limit suddenly appeared. The system's mockery, the female lead's hatred, and the despairing pressure of time—all of this weighed heavily on Ye Qi, making every step he took difficult… How would he use his university-level psychology knowledge to gradually save the female lead and, in that dark world, resolve all the calamities with his own understanding? This humorous and heartwarming novel features a genuine emotional core, and the journey of redemption for the male and female leads is a major highlight.

38. 1388 满 My Whole Family Are Cannon Fodder, but After They Read My Mind, They Rebel 满门炮灰读我心后，全家造反了 I Really Love Little Crabs超爱小螃蟹Ancient Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Physical edition of "Claiming the Pearl 2" goes on presale October 17 at 7:30 p.m.] [Mind reading + System + adored by the whole family + transmigrate into a book + play the pig to eat the tiger] Qiao Jiaojiao had accumulated so much virtue in her past life that the Old King of Hell granted her a rebirth with all her memories intact, plus a golden finger: a Virtue Points Shop. Qiao Jiaojiao was thrilled to start her new life, only to discover she hadn't been reborn at all. She'd transmigrated i 124.4kReads9.7Score14.2kShelves

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    🔝① The silly junior sister led the entire sect astray, smashing people's heads with a pill furnace when she went out. While others chose to negotiate, she chose to gang up on them. What kind of manners is that? Can you even eat them? Everyone: Shameless! Utterly shameless! 🔝② The adorable baby Jiaojiao has been reincarnated to save her whole family. She can't speak and is very anxious. Her family: Don't worry, we can read your mind! We'll try our best not to laugh while playing along with your performance [facepalm]

39. 1389 从 Once Upon a Time, There Was a Ghost Gate 从前有座鬼门关 I Just Want to Write Alone只想一个人写Urban171k WordsOngoing At the Gates of Hell, there are two kinds of death: One is called sacrifice, your name carved into a cold stone monument. The other is called coming home, your name dyed into a flag warm with life. Feng Zixiang belongs to neither. He came from the “City of Sin,” deeper than the Gates of Hell. His only reason for living is to hold his younger sister’s hand and pull her back from the brink of death. Then one day, the teacher with a severed finger, who was always trying to drag him back into the wo 13Reads—Score—Shelves
40. 1390 穿 After I Transmigrated into a Book, My Sons' Golden Fingers Merged with Mine 穿书后我和儿子们的金手指合并了 Iron Empress Dowager铁太后Modern Romance1.7M WordsCompleted [Twins + Space + System + Book Pavilion + Military Marriage + Everyday Parenting] The male lead is basically just a background character, though he gets a little more screen time later on. Qiu Yinuo transmigrates into a book, becoming the vicious supporting female character in a period novel, as well as the future commander’s plump wife, who dies young. As the wife of a powerful man, she has everything she could want, yet she makes trouble at every turn and ends up bringing about her own death 35.2kReads9.4Score5.1kShelves

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    Neither of these novels has any romantic pairings, yet they use humorous plots and unique story settings to make you laugh so hard you're writhing in bed, even forgetting about sleeping or going to work, wanting only to immerse yourself in this joyful story.

41. 1391 满 A Whole Family of Villainous Cannon Fodder, Riding High with Our Junior Sister 满门反派炮灰，跟着师妹浪到起飞 The Bear Who Bumps into Everything乱撞的小熊Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Ensemble cast + no male lead] Li Yang transmigrates into a book, going from a young, eccentric woman to a little turtle in a wish-granting pool inside an illusion. Who would’ve thought she’d land in a love triangle from the start, with the male lead and the main villain fighting over her. According to the original story, she’s eventually contracted by the original male lead and becomes his greatest trump card on his path to immortality. She spends her entire turtle life taking hits for him: blo 20.6kReads9.3Score2.5kShelves
42. 1392 满 The Max-Level Big Shot in the 1970s: If You Won't Back Down, I'll Fight 满级大佬在七零，主打不服就干 Fresh Popcorn爆米花来咯Modern Romance616k WordsCompleted The heroine is domineering, with an outrageously high combat ability. Later, she joins the military. The hero is an educated youth who later goes into scientific research. A strong heroine paired with a weaker hero. If that’s not your thing, please move along. [Historical setting + transmigration with body intact + no pocket dimension or System + Strong Female Lead] Mai Sui, a max-level powerhouse, transmigrates to the 1970s. She just wants to lie flat and live a quiet, ordinary l 61.8kReads9.1Score5.4kShelves
43. 1393 这 This Is Showbiz! No Going Crazy in Public! 这里是娱乐圈！禁止随地大小癫！ Warm Chestnut暖栗栗Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Entertainment industry] [Livestream variety show] [Comedy and memes] [Face-slapping and punishing the scum] [Real and fake heiresses] Wen Yao and the fake heiress were both reborn at the turning point of their fates. In their previous lives, Wen Yao chose a blind date, while the fake heiress chose a variety show. The fake heiress failed to ride on her washed-up brother’s coattails and instead got the whole internet hating her after one bizarre stunt after another! Wen Yao, meanwhile, met the Cr 9.7kReads8.7Score1.3kShelves
44. 1394 我 I'm a Celebrity. What's Wrong with Doing a Side Hustle? 我一个明星，搞点副业很合理吧？ My Meat Is Really Tasty我肉真好吃Urban2.4M WordsCompleted After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lin Xia becomes a minor celebrity stuck near the bottom of the industry. Everyone knows that D-list celebrities are treated worse than dogs. Life is tough, so Lin Xia makes a living with odd jobs. To get by, Lin Xia has no choice but to take up some side gigs. Day one: picking a lock at someone’s home, netting 200 yuan. Day two: setting up a fortune-telling stall, netting 500 yuan. Day three: selling cartoon-print underwear at a street stall, netting 800 68.6kReads9.2Score6.2kShelves

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    ① Family, this novel is absolutely hilarious! The protagonist, Lin Xia, transmigrates into the body of an obscure 18th-tier celebrity. To make a living, she takes on all sorts of bizarre side jobs: lock picking, fortune telling, selling underwear, cooking big pot dishes, playing the suona (a traditional Chinese wind instrument), and even retrieving corpses from the Yellow River and testing out haunted houses. Netizens are amazed. This celebrity is not only unprofessional but also incredibly talented. It's so addictive!

45. 1395 我 My System Is a Drama Queen 我的系统是戏精 Sima Tiezhu司马铁柱Urban220k WordsCompleted Chen Mo: I'm done for. Some crazy old man has latched onto me, claiming he's my "System." He won't leave me alone, and he keeps mooching off me. The most infuriating part is that I can't even beat him! “Ding! Newbie quest issued: Immediately treat the frail, pitiful, helpless old man in front of you to a hearty meal of grilled skewers. Make sure there's a large kidney and some meat skewers, and two grilled chicken feet would be even better!” Chen Mo: “You think muttering to yourself makes you a 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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    No romantic pairing, male lead is a goofball, system is a drama queen 😎 Chen Mo: Oh no, I've been scammed by a crazy old man. He claims to be my "system," relentlessly pestering me for food and drinks, and the worst part is, I can't even beat him! "Chen Mo: "He thinks he's a system just because he spouts a few ventriloquies?"

46. 1396 首 I Really Didn’t Mean to Make Money 首富：我真没想赚钱啊 A Thousand Mountains and Rivers千山万水Urban4.4M WordsCompleted [A trope-subverting story with a light, everyday feel.] Also known as [I Only Wanted to Lose Money, but I Ended Up with a Bunch of Sneaky Employees] and [I Only Wanted to Lose Money: Somehow, I Became the Industry’s Best Boss] After graduating, Chen Mo obtained a money-losing System. The more money he lost, the more personal wealth he would receive. Lose money? That was ridiculously easy. Chen Mo thought confidently, then promptly bought a clothing factory that was already losing money. What he 20.5kReads8.8Score1.9kShelves
47. 1397 妖 Demon King Calls for Help: The Tang Monk Wants to Eat Me! 妖王报警：救命，唐僧要吃我！ Bean Sprouts Don't Blossom豆芽不长花Eastern Fantasy181k WordsOngoing A terrifying legend is told throughout the world of Journey to the West. There is a monk from Great Tang, eight chi tall, with bulging muscles. He neither chants sutras nor worships Buddha. He has only two things in his eyes: things that can be eaten, and things that can't. They say he can smash a tiger with one punch. They say a flick of his finger can make the Great Sage kneel. They say Marshal Tianpeng and General Juanlian were beaten so badly for merely looking at him that they spent the nig —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    A must-read book!!! 👍😘💕

48. 1398 开 ICU from the Start: I Use My Life to Do Research 开局ICU，我用生命搞研究 That Boy from Years Ago那年少年Urban365k WordsCompleted Li Mubai transmigrates to an ancient kingdom in another plane, but he has only ten days left to live. Fortunately, he activates a System at this moment. From then on, he devotes himself to research to stay alive, constantly teetering on the brink of death. And his first step is to build a mushroom bomb! Because dignity comes only from the edge of a sword, and truth exists only within the range of artillery. Without adorable mushroom bombs, he can't earn adorable little bucks. Starting with mushr 2.5kReads8.7Score145Shelves
49. 1399 推 Simulating the World: I Died Ten Thousand Times for the Optimal Solution 推演天下：为了最优解我死一万次 Bean Sprouts Don't Blossom豆芽不长花Historical140k WordsOngoing [Civilization Building] [Technological Advancement] [Infrastructure Mania] [Dimensional Suppression] [God's-Eye View] I, Lin Tiancheng, am the Earl of Bei'an in the Great Yan Dynasty. In my enemies' eyes, I'm a mastermind who anticipates every move. "How did he know we'd set an ambush at the North Wind Pass?!" (Me: Because I've already died in your ambush 82 times.) In my subordinates' eyes, I'm an all-knowing engineering genius. "My lord! How did you come up with something like concrete?!" (Me: —Reads—Score—Shelves
50. 1400 练 Two and a Half Years of Training, but I’m Done Being an Idol and Embracing the Absurd 练习时长两年半，不当偶像搞抽象 I Ate the Unfamiliar One不熟我吃了Urban670k WordsCompleted “Zhang Chen! Get out here and give us some content! The meme section is running out of material!” Other stars had fans urging them to show up, but Zhang Chen was urged to show up by his haters. As Zhang Chen went further and further down the road of absurdity, his haters gradually realized something was wrong. “You're so absurd now, how are we supposed to hate on you?” Little by little, his haters realized they could no longer do without Zhang Chen. 4.4kReads8.1Score294Shelves

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