Dad, Stop Hiding and Come Out of the Mountains. You're Truly Invincible!

Name: Dad, Stop Hiding and Come Out of the Mountains. You're Truly Invincible!
Author: Dream-Chasing Little Kite

爹，别苟了出山吧，你真无敌了！

by Dream-Chasing Little Kite (追梦小纸鸢)

Status: Completed
Length: 1.6M Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Fantasy High-Concept
Updated: 3y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

[Invincible] [Laying low] [Empress] [System sign-in] [Raising a daughter] [Everyone’s favorite] [One female lead]

When your daughter roams the martial world, you fear she’ll get hurt!

When your daughter becomes a big shot, she’ll have your back!

My name is Chu Mo, an ordinary man. From the start, my wife and daughter had already left me.

I planned to live out my life quietly in the mountains, but who could have guessed my daughter would sneak off to explore the martial world and make me out to be a god?

Looking at all the big shots who’ve come to pay their respects, I’m honestly terrified!

How am I supposed to bluff my way through this? I need an answer, fast!

My name is Chu Ling’er. From the start, I set out to find my mother on my father’s behalf, but unexpectedly became an imperial princess and got caught up in a crisis!

But my dad is invincible, and when I’m out in the martial world, he’s my shield.

With Dad’s help, I became a huge shot and found him an empress to keep as a concubine.

I am Liu Qingxue, an empress.

Eight years ago, after giving birth to a daughter, I returned to the palace to seize the throne. I vowed to make my utterly ordinary husband an emperor.

Eight years later, I picked up a little girl on the road. She actually wanted to trick me into becoming her father’s concubine.

But who could have guessed that he was the husband I hadn’t seen in eight years? And on the day we reunited, I discovered… this man I thought utterly ordinary was actually a peerless expert!

(Buckle up, the ride is about to begin!)

Other names

The Empress: Hiding in the Mountains, My Daughter Made Me Out to Be a God女帝：苟在深山，女儿将我吹成神Alternate title on Fanqie

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This female writer is truly amazing; when she goes on a spree, men are no match for her. It's incredibly satisfying to read, truly exhilarating. She understands men better than most men do, and her writing style is charming, witty, and even a little risqué, bringing an 8-year-old girl to life with remarkable vividness. Hehe, don't believe me? Just wait and see!
93 likes4y ago
This is hilarious! My stomach hurts from laughing so much! 😄😄😄 The author is so talented! 😄😄 Killing someone is one thing, but this guy even blew up their latrine, making the entire sect smell like shit! 😄😄 I almost gave up because of the low rating! 😄 Luckily I read it, it's so funny!
77 likes4y ago
Brothers, give her a five-star review and a drop of Mangaipiao fragrant oil to motivate her to update! Author, don't write two books at once; if you increase your update speed, your rating will rise.
69 likes4y ago
The content is fantastic, and most importantly, the pace is incredibly fast; the author doesn't seem to be putting up any brakes. Read it now to find out more, because I'm afraid this book might get censored someday! 🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦
63 likes3y ago
I didn't skip a single word of Paper Kite Girl's book, it's so amazing! Her driving skills are superb, her speed is incredible, and the suggestive elements are everywhere! You promised a new book, right? You've had your rest, haven't you? You've bought all the cute dresses and stuff, right? Time to start the new book, girl! ❤️❤️❤️
50 likes3y ago
It's hard to say, as different fields are like different worlds, but this book is truly excellent. The protagonist lives a secluded life in the mountains, but he's not a saint, there's no harem, it's a single female lead, his daughter ventures out into the world with his help, and in the end, the protagonist unifies the world. It's simply perfect, and it doesn't have a bad ending! 👍👍🤭🤭
18 likes3y ago
This book is alright. The premise is quite good; it's an invincible protagonist story. The ending is a bit rushed, though. The characters are quite good, especially Hu Tutu, whom I particularly liked. There are some shortcomings, though. It has a lot of explicit content, which I have to admit appears in almost every episode.
17 likes2y ago
It's incredibly good! It's the only super-enjoyable novel I've finished reading without skipping a single chapter. The plot flows smoothly, the writing is clear, and there's plenty of witty banter. Little Ling'er is so cute! Each character has their own story and independent personality; the character development is excellent. However, the only drawback is that the ending is a bit bland.
16 likes9mo ago
The plot is pretty good, and quite humorous, but the two and a half years for the male lead is too long. I really want to see him return to the screen, so author, you know what I mean (￣∀￣), please update faster! ╰ (‵□′)╯
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Nice car, every picture shows it drifting. 😏🙂 I first saw over 70 comments, now I see over 200, and it's getting a bit disgusting. If you're going to stick to a single female lead, then stop with the usual tropes? Hundred Flowers Valley, Jade Pool, all those women surrounding the male lead. And the fact that he doesn't know the truth makes it pointless to give him the "Eye of Truth."
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