Any Hilarious No-Romance Stories That'll Make You Die Laughing? 爆笑能笑死人的那种但无CP的，有木有？

1. 1301 发 Going Wild and Slacking Off on a Dating Show: My Mouth Runs Ahead While My Brain Scrambles to Catch Up 发疯摆烂上恋综，嘴在前飞脑狂追 Fine Night良宵Modern Romance588k WordsCompleted [Hilarious + ridiculous antics + unhinged humor + absolutely shameless] Su Mu transmigrates into a book and becomes a washed-up nobody with a mountain of scandals. From the start, she’s already on a dating reality show. While everyone else on these shows works themselves to the bone, terrified of seeming too carefree, Su Mu glares, sticks out a leg, and immediately gives up and goes berserk. When a scumbag comes at her, she rips his car door right off: “I’ve got a wicked mind, and I’ve never lov 9.2kReads9.2Score1.1kShelves

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   [Hilarious + Silly + Insane Literature + Utterly Immoral] Su Mu transmigrated into a book, becoming a lowly, scandal-ridden celebrity who started out in a dating reality show. While others strive to be top performers on these shows, fearing they might be too arrogant, Su Mu glared, stretched out her leg, and immediately went berserk. Facing the scumbag's attacks, she ripped off his car door: "I'm wicked, I don't love men, dare to talk nonsense again, I'll twist your skull!" Facing the online criticism, she smiled slightly: "Everyone thinks I'm crazy, I think everyone's an idiot, let's attack each other, you curse me to become obscure, I curse you to have diarrhea."

2. 1302 闺 The Day My Best Friend and the Campus Heartthrob Joined Forces to Kill Me, I Awakened the Wolf God's Bloodline 闺蜜和校草联手杀我那天，我觉醒了狼神血脉 A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃13k WordsCompleted The day my best friend and the school heartthrob teamed up to kill me, I awakened the bloodline of the Wolf God —Reads—Score—Shelves
3. 1303 穿 Reborn as the Cannon-Fodder Wife, I Stole the Show in the Military Compound 穿成炮灰原配后，我惊艳军区大院 Moon Rising over the Blue Sea苍海升月Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted Also known as: Before I Lost My Virtue, I Rewrote the Life of the Cannon-Fodder First Wife [Period setting + military marriage + face-slapping + no golden finger + sweet romance + devoted couple] Xia Qingning unexpectedly transmigrates into a period romance novel written by a classmate who envies her. She becomes the original wife, who shares her name and is framed into losing her virtue, then jumps into a lake and dies tragically. The moment she opens her eyes, she’s at the scene of her violati 54.6kReads9.2Score5.4kShelves

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   🌸🌼💐Hey, I have to recommend a hilarious period novel that will make you laugh until you drop! It's really good. The male and female leads are so relatable—one is reliable and dependable, the other is witty and clever. Their family and friends are also adorable and heartwarming. It's so interesting!

4. 1304 我 I Made a Comeback on a Horror Variety Show 我在恐怖综艺里完成了逆袭 My Cat Went Bald我家猫秃头了Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Funny Supernatural + Sharp-Tongued Heroine + Showbiz + No Romance] She was a bottom-rung actress, blacklisted across the internet after being framed. Just when she was at the end of her rope, a System appeared inside her. The System told her that if she kept acting arrogant and maintained her haughty persona, she could reach the pinnacle of success. But the day after it finished speaking, it disappeared. She believed what it had told her. After signing up for a horror livestream variety show, h 1.1kReads9.1Score171Shelves

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   No romance! These two books are absolutely hilarious! I laughed so hard I couldn't stop late at night! ✨ ①🍉 The female lead is very sarcastic. After participating in a horror live-stream variety show, she quickly became famous for her sharp tongue and arrogance. 🔥 ②🍒 It's so funny! Even though the female lead can only change a few words, she always manages to create unexpected effects. It's absolutely hilarious! [Laughing]

5. 1305 穿 Reborn as a Sacrificial Werewolf, I Turned Around and Married the Vampire Prince 穿成被献祭的狼人，我反手嫁给吸血鬼亲王 A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃27k WordsCompleted Reborn as a werewolf offered up for sacrifice, I turned around and married the Vampire Prince —Reads—Score—Shelves
6. 1306 系EN Immortality System: I Outlived Everyone 系统赋我长生，我熬死了所有人 One Durian No. 3一只榴莲3号Eastern Fantasy5.6M WordsOngoing Observing the love and hatred of cultivators across the river of time from a perspective beyond life itself. He left a modest little town and entered the wondrous world of cultivation. His journey sped up and slowed down, moving forward or stopping to rest, but he never stopped walking. The Age of Declining Dharma, the Age of Emperors, the Age of Dark Turmoil… He appeared in every age, and the only thing he could do was watch old friends die with his own eyes, then see them off to their grave 575.4kReads9.4Score59.5kShelves

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   The brotherhood depicted is deeply moving; the trust and responsibility that transcends life and death are especially precious in this era.

7. 1307 看 After Seeing the Death Countdown, I Took Revenge on My Husband's Entire Family 看见死亡倒计时后，我反杀了丈夫全家 A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃17k WordsCompleted After seeing the countdown to my death, I took revenge on my husband's entire family —Reads—Score—Shelves
8. 1308 我 One Sentence from Me, and a Death Row Inmate Walks Free 我一句话，死刑犯在法庭无罪释放 Phoenix Soaring to the Ninth Heaven凤凌九霄Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [System + lawyer + livestreaming + Madman Zhang San + no heroine + no romance + satisfying wish fulfillment + face-slapping + no logic. Short dramas have been released in multiple versions in China and overseas.] Xue Shen, an intern lawyer earning 2,000 yuan a month, unlocks the Ultimate Lawyer System from the start and takes the legal world by storm, shocking the globe! With his cheat ability Suspect A: “I killed someone.” Xue Shen: “You’re innocent.” Later, the truth comes out: the suspect rea 6.1kReads9.2Score753Shelves
9. 1309 小 The Little Boss Is a Menace to Cats and Dogs, and Hides from Mom and Dad That She's a Millionaire 小老板猫嫌狗厌，瞒爸妈当万元户 Jin Manman金满满Modern Romance4.3M WordsOngoing [1980s setting + lighthearted comedy + everyday life + building wealth] Little Rice Cake is a sieve spirit with off-the-charts brains and emotional intelligence, and she never waits until tomorrow to get revenge. After being forced to split from her family, Little Rice Cake single-handedly lifts her family and friends, infiltrates the enemy's ranks, and takes down every gossiping shrew in the village. The good life begins with living in a pigsty and raising piglets. She starts making money by do 25.4kReads9.1Score1.6kShelves

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   Hilarious! 🔥🔥 Erchui, as his name suggests, is both silly and has a hammer. There's no problem that two hammers can't solve. If there is, then two more hammers will do.

10. 1310 我 I'm Already Invincible, So Why Are You Still Making Me Go to School? 我都无敌了，你还让我去上学？ Lu Shouxue路守雪Urban842k WordsCompleted If people grow stronger to show off, to pursue an even more perfect realm... “Sorry, but I'm already invincible!” Lin Feng dusts off nonexistent specks of dirt and says calmly. The invincible Lin Feng has come down from the mountain... 684Reads9.2Score—Shelves

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    Chapter 1 I'm Invincible, and You Still Want Me to Go to School? "I'm invincible, and you still want me to go to school?" Lin Feng picked at his ear in disbelief, staring wide-eyed at the old man intently reading a book. He couldn't believe those words were coming from the old man's mouth. "That's right, go to school. What future do young people have if they don't go to school? Only by going to school can you acquire more knowledge and improve your character. Young man, knowledge is like an ocean, it's endless." The old man's eyes never left the book in his hands as he spoke. From his angle, the book's cover clearly showed it was about human anatomy, with a small bracket containing the word "female." Lin Feng pursed his lips, asking again in disbelief, "Old man, are you sure you're not joking with me?" "You think I'm joking with you?" The old man suddenly raised his head, his serious expression startling Lin Feng. He had never seen the old man so serious before. "I want a reason, a reason that satisfies me, otherwise I won't come down the mountain."

11. 1311 重 Reborn, I Took Down My Whole Family by Hearing What Objects Were Thinking 重生后，我靠听见物品心声反杀全家 A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃17k WordsCompleted Reborn, I Turned the Tables on My Whole Family by Hearing the Voices of Objects —Reads—Score—Shelves
12. 1312 众 Betrayed by Every Woman, He Reveals His Memories and the World Weeps 众女背叛，记忆曝光后世人哭泣 Yi Lin忆临Eastern Fantasy734k WordsCompleted Ye Changge, the most powerful villain across the Three Realms, Six Paths, and countless planes. He betrayed his word and killed his mentor. He subdued the Buddha, slaughtered monks across the land, and committed every imaginable evil. With a wave of his hand, he wiped out countless lives and plunged the world into chaos. At last, just as Ye Changge was about to break through, the ten heroines turned against him at the last moment. They joined forces with the Chosen One and powerful figures from 9.2kReads9.0Score1.2kShelves
13. 1313 都 Now That I’m Reborn, Who’d Still Run with the Gangsters? 都重生了谁还混社会 Bored Little Bai无聊小白啊Urban3.1M WordsCompleted Short drama: "Loyal to the Skies: Starting Over" is now streaming The novel was originally titled "Now That I've Been Reborn, Who Would Still Run With Gangs?" [Reborn + business + lots of underlings + no groveling + no cowardice + taking the righteous path + law-abiding] A big shot from the underworld returns to 2010. Should he repeat his old mistakes and keep running with gangs, or abandon his underlings and take the road to a brighter future? No! I won't choose! In this life, I, Qin Jiang, wil 139.1kReads9.3Score13.8kShelves
14. 1314 灵 The Little Exorcist: The Rat Race Starts in Childhood 灵异小天师：内卷从娃开始 Sincere Washbasin诚挚的面盆Mystery1.2M WordsCompleted [Adorable kid + supernatural + occult arts + ghosts and monsters + no romance + a supernatural novel even timid readers can enjoy + doted-on darling] Li Niuniu is adopted by a fortune-teller who swindles people and his rich wife. They think she's an ordinary little girl, but she opens her mouth and asks to eat ghosts, scaring the ghosts half to death. When her parents aren't looking, she finally gets to lick one. Brr, it's so spicy! On her first day of school, she skips class and follows some gr 1.6kReads9.1Score222Shelves

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    It's great! No romantic pairing, and they're all hilarious.

15. 1315 三 Our Three-Year Engagement Is Over, and He Can't Even Pretend Anymore 三年婚约，他连装都不愿了 A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃9k WordsCompleted Three years into our engagement, he couldn't even be bothered to pretend anymore —Reads—Score—Shelves
16. 1316 挖 I Dug a Fishing Pond, and Anglers Across the Country Hailed It as a Sacred Site 挖了个鱼塘，全国钓鱼佬奉为圣地 Lone King's Play孤王戏Urban2.5M WordsCompleted Farming + everyday life + family and village affairs + comedy + development + fishing + no female lead (focused on work). A leisurely pace, starts slow and builds momentum, so dive in without worry. After three years drifting in Beijing, Li Fan unexpectedly obtained a fishing-ground System after a night of drinking at a club. He returned to his hometown, Ligang Village, dug fish ponds, and opened a fishing park. Starting with one small fish pond, Li Fan gradually built his business up step by st 36.1kReads9.2Score3.4kShelves
17. 1317 霜 On the Eve of the Frostmoon Festival, I Freed Myself from My Cage 霜月祭典前夜，我主动摆脱了囚笼 A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃11k WordsCompleted On the eve of the Frost Moon Festival, I freed myself from my cage —Reads—Score—Shelves
18. 1318 摊 Fine, I'll Come Clean: As the Spirit of the World, I Just Want to Take It Easy 摊牌了，身为世界之灵我只想摆烂 Cai Cai Rabbit菜菜兔Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Transmigrate into a book + fantasy + no male lead + adored by everyone + lighthearted comedy] An overworked office drone transmigrates into a book and only wants to slack off and live like a lazy fish! But this story is such a trap that slacking off is a million times harder than it should be! What?? I have to get myself killed from the start and steal the male lead as my husband? Are you kidding me? He’s the male lead! Ye Tiantian... Stealing the male lead is nowhere near as nice as sleeping. 37Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This is a hilarious cultivation novel by Juejuezi. The protagonist is a beloved character with no romantic pairing. She wants to give up but is forced to undergo training, and when she wants to compete with others, fate persuades her to give up. Her father is the sect leader. Every plot point is hilarious, so you'll laugh non-stop. It's a fantasy cultivation story.

19. 1319 七 In Seven Days, She Will Be Free 七日后，她将自由 A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃15k WordsCompleted In Seven Days, She Will Be Free 3Reads—Score—Shelves
20. 1320 沙 My Hilarious Junior Sister Is a Laid-Back Cultivator 沙雕师妹咸鱼修仙 Fu Yiling傅衣凌Ancient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [Xianxia + comedy + immortal cultivation + suona] Yun Qiqi spent her whole life as a happy slacker in the modern world. She never expected that after dying, she'd transmigrate to an immortal cultivation world where everyone was a workaholic. But she still refused to work! When choosing a master, Yun Qiqi thought it over for a long time. Sword cultivators worked too hard and had no money. Talisman cultivators drew talismans all day, and she couldn't even write properly, let alone draw talismans. 30.3kReads9.2Score3kShelves

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    This is so funny, I almost laughed until I cried! [Facepalm]

21. 1321 无 Infinite Devouring: I Eat the System from the Start 无限吞噬：开局吃掉系统 A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃18k WordsCompleted Infinite Devouring: I Ate the System from the Start —Reads—Score—Shelves
22. 1322 影 Don't Run, Big Brother Movie Star! I'm Serious About Being Your Devoted Fan 影帝哥哥别跑，当舔狗我是认真的 Branches of Years Past故年枝Modern Romance532k WordsCompleted [Also known as: The Cannon Fodder’s Inner Thoughts Are Heard, and the Award-Winning Actor’s Image Falls Apart] [Absurd comedy + entertainment industry + mind-reading + mutual devotion + nonsensical humor + cheesy pickup lines + unhinged antics] On the very first day after transmigrating into the entertainment industry, Jiang You is told by the System that she has only three minutes left to live. The only way to extend her life is to become award-winning actor Qin Lie’s devoted fangirl. There’s n 530Reads9.2Score102Shelves

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    It's so, so good! Teacher Qin, my love for you is like a tractor going uphill, loud and powerful, rumbling and crashing, clanging and banging!

23. 1323 冷 A Cold-Blooded Emperor's Lifelong Love 冷血帝王之一世情长 Yuan Mengyan元梦烟Ancient Romance424k WordsCompleted [Two powerful leads, satisfying revenge, sweet romance, special agent transmigration, no pocket dimension] The modern-day “Ghost Doctor” and “Living King of Hell” somehow transmigrated. Upon opening her eyes, she found: One white-lotus younger sister, One scumbag father, One evil stepmother, One scumbag fiancé, And wait, Are you sure this is the kind of setup the great Ghost Doctor should have? Fine, throw in one icy-faced King of Hell too. Oh, this one seems like a better match for me... 965Reads8.6Score102Shelves

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    The language is humorous and witty, full of laughs, sweet and romantic, depicting a mutual love story—definitely worth reading.

24. 1324 我 My Wedding, My Sister's Grave 我的婚礼，姐姐的坟头 A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃8k WordsCompleted My wedding, my sister's grave —Reads—Score—Shelves
25. 1325 道 My Dao Companion Gives Me Support Points, and Now I'm Invincible 道侣反馈辅助点，我无敌了 I Have 1 Pack of Luosifen我有1包螺狮粉Eastern Fantasy1.4M WordsCompleted [Decisive and ruthless + keeping a dragon hidden in a golden house + sly cultivator + multiple heroines + invincible hero + support System + A Man] On the Tianxuan Continent, might makes right. Cultivation sects and reclusive clans hold the world in their grip, while the common people suffer. Lin Cangyan transmigrates into the body of a good-for-nothing with no spiritual root. Twenty years after his clan banishes him to Huoye Village, he finally awakens a System. If he performs “Phoenix Seeking 1.1kReads9.0Score108Shelves

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    ①I am the King of the First Sect of Huhua Continent, Yu Shifeng. My senior sisters are all regional overlords, and my master and grandmaster dote on me. You have immense power, your master is Mei Jiji. You are an elder of a prestigious family, your master is Mei Jiji. You are an old ghost, your master is Mei Jiji.

26. 1326 被 After My Sword Bone Was Stolen, I Slaughtered the Entire Protagonist Squad 被挖剑骨后，我屠了整个主角团 San Dan三淡Ancient Romance340k WordsCompleted [No CP + Feel-Good Power Fantasy + Cultivation + Putting Scumbags in Their Place + Transmigrate into a Book] Ling Meng transmigrates into a book. She becomes the groveling female supporting character. Her parents despise her, everyone in the Ancient Sword Sect loathes her, and the person she loves ruins her face and digs out her sword bones. He cripples her cultivation and expels her from the sect, then the universally adored heroine kicks her off a cliff. Fortunately, when she transmigrates int 240Reads8.8Score—Shelves

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    The female protagonist transmigrates into a novel with one woman and nine men. She's disgusted by the original plot and only wants to cultivate immortality and build her career, not to fall in love.

27. 1327 前 My Ex-Husband Begged Me to Remarry Him: Sorry, I Married Your Uncle Instead 前夫跪求复婚：抱歉，我改嫁你小叔了 A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃9k WordsCompleted My Ex-Husband Begs Me to Remarry Him: Sorry, I Married Your Uncle Instead —Reads—Score—Shelves
28. 1328 喜 Joy in the Tang Dynasty 喜唐 Weiwei's Wei微微的薇Historical3.6M WordsCompleted Bright and glorious is the Tang, favored by Heaven to rule the myriad lands. Our founding ancestors answered Heaven’s call, and the four imperial clans followed its ways. Heaven granted us boundless blessings, and our clans share a common virtue. Our descendants carry on the legacy, offering sacrifices to the gods and matching the Pole Star. What did it really mean for all nations to pay tribute? Was it about uncritically worshipping foreign languages, or going abroad and being treated as honore 123.6kReads9.4Score12.8kShelves

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    Absolutely hilarious! 💋💋 I've never read a historical novel that made me hold back my laughter so hard! [Laughing][Laughing][Laughing] Hahaha, super funny, it's so funny it'll kill you with laughter. I read it all night, it's so good, I almost passed out. The writing is also good, definitely worth reading.

29. 1329 1 1938: Purification 1938，净化 The Little Chick Is Here小鸡来了Urban1.6M WordsOngoing This is a book about killing Japanese invaders. I hope you enjoy it! The hatred of a nation and the vendettas of families must be passed down from generation to generation! Never forget, not even for a single day. Remember this! In the not-too-distant future, our wish is sure to come true! Let us encourage one another! 3.3kReads—Score274Shelves

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    Try this one.

30. 1330 救 Help! This Couch Potato Transmigrated into a Tragic Romance Heroine 救命！咸鱼的我穿成了虐文女主 Mu Fufeng木抚风Modern Romance225k WordsCompleted [No CP] Lin Sheng barely scrapes through the beginner assessment at the Plane Stability Office, placing last. She’s set on joining the Cannon Fodder Division and slacking off, but instead she becomes the heroine of an angst novel and is forced to follow the plot. She and the original male lead’s white-moonlight are kidnapped together. The cannon fodder asks the male lead: “Who will you save?” The original male lead points his gun at Lin Sheng. “I’ll personally send her to hell.” Lin Sheng: !!! 29Reads8.1Score—Shelves

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    Good read, silly female protagonist novel

31. 1331 禁 A Short-Lived Forbidden Spell Caster? I Have an Undying Body 禁咒师短命？我拥有不死之身 Eat the Little Almond吃掉小杏仁Urban3.9M WordsOngoing Ye Lin transmigrates to a world overrun by demons and monsters, where he gains an immortal body. Because changing jobs in this world costs a fortune, he exploits a bug and sells his own organs to scrape together enough money to take part in the job-change ceremony. On the day of the ceremony, he becomes an SSS-rank Forbidden Spellcaster, but everyone around him mocks him. That's because SSS-rank Forbidden Spellcasters have to sacrifice their lifespan or their flesh to cast spells, so they're usu 197kReads8.8Score7.4kShelves

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    ❗Help! These articles made my neighbor call the police for disturbing the peace! 😭 High-energy from start to finish, no dull moments, plot twists one after another! Laugh until you're in bed on the subway, laugh until you're in the cafeteria, laugh until you're desperate to read something at your desk! These highly-rated, hilarious articles are a must-read! 💥

32. 1332 我 I’m Stirring Up the Cultivation World with Grind Culture 我在修仙界搞内卷 Cong Yue丛月Ancient Romance3.2M WordsCompleted [Print edition now available] After Qin Shu transmigrated into a book, she learned that she was a fraud who had taken her younger half-sister's place to cultivate immortality. After eight years of cultivation, her half-sister entered the Dao despite having been an ordinary mortal. Qin Shu's cover was blown in front of everyone, and the sect mercilessly cast her out, even though she had only reached the third level of Qi Refining. With her peerless beauty, she was turned into a cultivation furn 129kReads9.5Score51.4kShelves

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    🍉🍉🍉The first book I read was "Little Junior Sister Crying and Wailing." The female lead is neither spoiled nor pretentious, and she encounters a group of adorable senior brothers and sisters. The plot is fresh and hilarious, full of twists and turns, even leaving her opponents breathless! 😂😂😂 I couldn't stop reading it!

33. 1333 1 1966: I Thrive by Making the Right Choices 1966我靠选择风生水起 The Little Chick Is Here小鸡来了Urban665k WordsOngoing This is a book with a strong moral compass. I hope you enjoy it! Take down some bullies and kill a few Japanese spies. Just read it as a fun power fantasy! Life is full of disappointments, but we must keep going and treasure what we have! May this book help you through your lows and welcome a brighter tomorrow with you! Brothers and sisters, let us work hard together! 761Reads—Score—Shelves
34. 1334 穿 Transported to a Year of Famine, I’ll Feed My Whole Family Meat, Not Tree Bark 穿到荒年，啃啥树皮我带全家吃肉 Sugarcane Is Too Tough to Chew甘蔗嚼不动Historical3.1M WordsOngoing This book has been adapted into short dramas: The Hunter King: Steamed Buns and Meat at Every Meal During the Famine; The Whole Village Chews Tree Bark in the Famine, While I Gorge on Meat with My Family; No Food After the Locust Plague, but My Granary Is Piled High. [Farming + Power Fantasy + System + Lighthearted Comedy + Cozy Daily Life] Gu Zhouyuan opened his eyes to find himself as the third son of the Gu family in ancient Datong Village. Lazy, gluttonous, and good for nothing, he was hated 37kReads8.5Score2.7kShelves
35. 1335 了 Cutting Ties with My Past Life 了缘断残生 The Little Chick Is Here小鸡来了Mystery332k WordsCompleted Li Qing was an orphan everyone felt entitled to slap! After both his parents died, people seized his family’s property and drove him out of the village. He’d been in a juvenile correctional facility, an orphanage, and, of course, prison! One day, by chance, he met an old swindler on the street, and his life seemed to take a different course! In a single night, he walked through a bone cave glowing with a sickly green light, received several inexplicable guests, and made it through a foul-smel 177Reads—Score—Shelves
36. 1336 爷 Grandpa, Did You Really Start a Rebellion in the Underworld? 爷爷，您真在地府造反了？ A Big Shark一头大鲨鱼Mystery1.6M WordsCompleted [Campus Life, Everyday Moments, Laugh-Out-Loud Comedy, Supernatural, Shameless Antics, Unhinged Behavior] “Good grandson, Grandpa's out of money for the war. Hurry up and burn me some cash!” Zhang Di got nightmares like this at least once a day, but never thought much of them. Until one day, he dreamed his grandpa was fuming: “You little brat, why is it so hard to burn me some money? Fine, I'll send someone up there to teach you how to burn joss paper, step by step!” Grandpa's attacking a city? 16.9kReads9.4Score2.1kShelves
37. 1337 灵 Secrets of the Spirit Police 灵警秘事 The Little Chick Is Here小鸡来了Urban331k WordsCompleted Lao Ye transmigrates into another world, a place teeming with all kinds of monsters! The original body's entire family was killed by monsters. Lao Ye transmigrates into the body of the original owner! He has been studying at the Spirit Police Academy since the age of six. Unfortunately, he can't draw talismans or memorize spirit incantations, and he can't even meditate to gather spiritual energy. Most of the time, he sleeps through every class from beginning to end! He has endured cold stares, t 173Reads—Score—Shelves
38. 1338 守 Guardian of the Sun 守阳人 The Little Chick Is Here小鸡来了Mystery394k WordsCompleted Li Laoba was reincarnated on Blue Star for the eighth time, but his memories from his past life were slow to awaken! He can't remember how his grandfather adopted him. He grew up following his grandfather into seclusion in the mountains, until the day of his grandfather's seventh-day memorial, when his life was turned upside down! From then on, he embarked on a path of no return... 347Reads—Score—Shelves
39. 1339 惊 Thriller Game: From the Start, I Helped Monsters Make Choices 惊悚游戏：开局帮鬼怪做选择 Delicious Shimeji Mushroom美味的口蘑Mystery2.6M WordsOngoing [Horror game dungeons + career-based progression + NPCs caught in a rat race + livestreaming + everyday-life style] Jiang Ye’s daily routine consists of working, studying, working... Then one day, he’s pulled into a horror game during class and awakens an all-career talent. He discovers that all his career skills are a little strange. From the start, he unlocks the career “Small-Town Exam Machine,” with an added skill that lets him make choices for ghosts and monsters. [A difficult choice has ap 67kReads9.4Score7.8kShelves

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    😠🤦This novel is unbeatable! I never thought I could find such a masterpiece on Tomato Book. It's hilarious! I laughed so hard! I would call it a unique masterpiece, one that I can't forget, and it's definitely worth reading.

40. 1340 瑞 Rui Guan: The Void 瑞冠虚无 The Little Chick Is Here小鸡来了Urban1.5M WordsCompleted I was born in the central Hebei plain in 1922. Ever since I was little, demons and monsters had their eyes on me, but luckily an old woman secretly protected me. On my seventh birthday, a cat's piercing cry rang through the sky... From that day on, I embarked on a strange and dazzling path into the void! This is my true story. You can also read it as a novel, but don't connect it to reality, because this is a parallel world. 108Reads—Score—Shelves
41. 1341 我 There’s a Ghost Inside Me 我的体内有只鬼 A Black-Inked Blade一柄墨刀Mystery3.5M WordsCompleted Vengeful ghosts awaken, and a hundred ghosts roam the night. Jiang Xiao transmigrates into this world for no apparent reason and finds himself surrounded by demons and monsters. But then he discovers that his shadow can devour ghosts without limit and gain their abilities. [Successfully devoured the White Mist Ghost. Ability acquired: Mist Form] [Successfully devoured the Hanging Ghost. Ability acquired: Shackles] [Successfully devoured the Bronze Ghost. Ability acquired: Copper Skin] [Successfu 20.7kReads9.3Score2.4kShelves
42. 1342 最 The Fairest Is That Crimson Flower 最美是那一朵血花 The Little Chick Is Here小鸡来了13k WordsCompleted The Most Beautiful Flower Is a Bloodstain 48Reads—Score—Shelves
43. 1343 诡EN Supernatural Awakening: I Can Become a Demon King 诡异复苏：我能化身大妖 Fallen Leaves Return to the Earth叶落归泥Mystery1.8M WordsCompleted [Ghost Stories + Journey to the West + Hilarious Comedy + Sunny Boy + Mental Illness + Positive-Energy Sayings] As the supernatural revived and the uncanny world fell into chaos, Jiang Chen awakened the Demon Transformation System. By provoking emotional fluctuations in ghosts and monsters, he could absorb ghost energy and use it to draw Demon Transformation Cards, taking on the forms of great demons from Journey to the West. Faced with all kinds of violent, savage, strange, and sinister ghost 177.1kReads9.5Score18.3kShelves
44. 1344 吃 Taking Everything from the Family, Only to Lose Everything 吃绝户成绝户 The Little Chick Is Here小鸡来了15k WordsCompleted I Was Left Destitute After Trying to Inherit Everything 241Reads—Score—Shelves
45. 1345 诛 Sparrow Slayer 诛雀 Ten Thousand Blades千万刃Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Transmigration + Fated Goddess + Strong Female Lead + Female-Centered Story + Cold-Hearted + Pursuing Her Comes at a Price + Coming of Age + Power Progression + Decisive and Ruthless] The Ji family had twin daughters. The elder was named Ji Feng, and the younger Ji Que. Everyone knew the Ji family had only one daughter: their eldest young lady, Ji Feng. From the moment Ji Que was born, her existence was destined to remain unknown. When she turned fifteen, she would be offered in a fiery sacrifi 29kReads8.9Score4.9kShelves

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    This is fun, no couple required.

46. 1346 心EN Are Those Inner Thoughts All Gossip? The Marquess's Wife Turns the Whole Family Upside Down! 心声都是瓜？侯门主母炸翻全家！ Bursting Tomato爆浆西红柿Ancient Romance739k WordsCompleted [Everyone can hear thoughts + absurd comedy + gossip + matriarch of a noble household] A two-way romance! The heroine is a green tea spirit! While everyone else braves tribulations, she gets struck by lightning! Jiang Shuyue was a thousand-year-old green tea spirit, and she was finally about to take human form when someone else’s ascension tribulation struck her and sent her to ancient times. Luckily, the Heavenly Dao had a conscience and gave her a little loophole! Every day, Jiang Shuyue quiet 2.6kReads8.6Score231Shelves

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    ✨🎉The female lead, Jiang Shuyue, a seasoned green tea bitch, was struck by lightning and transported to ancient times. Every day, Jiang Shuyue quietly ate gossip: "The Marquis is still a virgin? His second uncle's wife has three lovers? The emperor likes the young prince? Heavens, the fourth prince is after my man?!" Jiang Shuyue happily munched on her gossip every day, until one day, she noticed everyone's strange looks. Eldest daughter: "Father, Mother says you're a virgin." Second son: "Father, Mother says you have a white moonlight (ideal love interest)." Third son: "Father, Mother says you're not very good." Zhou Yunshen packed them up and took them away: "Wife, I heard you think your husband is no good? Let's put it to the test!" Jiang Shuyue panicked. She hadn't said anything! How did he know? [Shocked]

47. 1347 全 Everyone's a Madman, and My Junior Sister Is a Rebel to the Core 全员疯批，师妹她一身反骨 Ink-Pen Raw Fish墨笔生鱼Ancient Romance278k WordsCompleted [No romance + a touch of ensemble cast + incredible talent + satisfying read + goofy humor] (Completed, no angst throughout, so read without worry) P.S. Every character is a deranged villain, and things could turn around at any moment. That’s right, this is an anti-System novel! Sang Zhizhi is the fated female supporting character in a male-oriented cultivation novel. Her master is the biggest villain in this arc. He fails to dig out the male lead’s golden core and is killed in return. Her eldes 757Reads9.0Score119Shelves

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    Cultivation, comedy, villains, good family background, not repressed, a female-centric novel with no romantic partner.

48. 1348 狂 The Lamp in the Raging Storm 狂风暴雨中的那盏灯 The Little Chick Is Here小鸡来了18k WordsCompleted The Lamp That Shone Through the Storm 54Reads—Score—Shelves
49. 1349 捡 After Taking in Five Brothers, No One in the Capital Dares Cross Me 捡了五个哥哥后，京城无人敢惹 Mo Yuzhi陌于之Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted After fifteen years on the streets, Jiang Sheng had found herself five older brothers. For their sake, little Jiang Sheng braved every danger and worked herself to the bone to earn money. Her brothers never let her down, either, giving everything for their little sister. Then the General’s Mansion discovered that its legitimate daughter had been switched at birth and hurried to find her. But they didn’t treat her well, either. Some mocked her as uncouth, some laughed at her ignorance, and others 42.2kReads9.5Score3.9kShelves

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    This book, without a romantic pairing, is both funny and heartbreaking.

50. 1350 老 Behave Yourself! You're Always Around When the Crackdowns Happen 老实点！每次严打都有你 A Daydreaming Donkey发呆的驴Urban535k WordsCompleted He transmigrates into the body of a 74-year-old man. He activates the Max-Level Old Man Antics System. Pulling stunts is the key to living longer. The only problem is that his stunt locations are a bit of a trap. He gets arrested every time. First sign-in: pulls a stunt at a bathhouse, earning the street nickname Bathhouse Emperor! Second sign-in: pulls a stunt at a roadside stall, earning the street nickname General of the Roller Shutter! Third sign-in: pulls a stunt in a rented apartment, earn 4kReads8.0Score237Shelves

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    Li Jianguo was stunned, his CPU nearly shutting down. Scratching his gray hair, he deduced that this was probably the second floor of a bathhouse. And the scene outside was chaotic, like a crackdown on prostitution! This was terrible. Transmigrating to a bathhouse and encountering a prostitution raid—what a bizarre start! If he got arrested, where would he put his face? "Ding, Max-Level Grandpa's Antics System successfully activated." "Ding, Bathhouse check-in successful, gained Massage Master skill, lifespan increased by one day." "Ding, System awards a newbie reward, gaining a physique boost." Hey, the essential system for transmigrators has arrived! With this system, Mom won't worry about my transmigrated life anymore. Opening the system panel and studying it for a while, Li Jianguo learned that the Antics System refreshed check-in locations irregularly. Going to the check-in location to sign in would grant skill rewards, and using the system-rewarded skills to create antics would grant lifespan and physique boosts. Signing in is easy, but creating some interesting content is a bit difficult. The greater the influence gained from creating interesting content, the longer the lifespan rewarded by the system will be. "Ding, less than one day of lifespan detected. Please create interesting content as soon as possible."

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